Thread 211798111

Beer edish

>>211798111 (OP)
Possible reek.

rorke switching from tesco mobile to trump mobile

Oh my days leftpol

White supremacy
Christianity
Capitalism

Mental how NATO has only ever done bad horrible things and are run by evil baddies while Russia has only ever done good things and are run by goodies and heroes

>>211798111 (OP)
I've always wondered why peroni of all beers

Rorke deliberately spewing in the car when his mum refuses to take him to mcdonalds

got £30 amazon voucher dubs decides what i spend it on

I'm based.

>>211798167
£30 worth of jellybeans

>>211798167
A dildo

>>211798149
Deanos love Peroni. It's a bit more expensive than other lagers so it allows them to show off.

:)

>>211798167
sex arse

>>211798178
Move.

>>211798167
a gift for your girlfriend

children are DYING in Gaza and you lot are sitting in your smelly basements typing away

>>211798167
a clue

Saw the egyptian bot say the n word the other day, he's a right funny little learning model so he is

>>211798167
Tommy Robinson's new aftershave

>>211798167
Butt plug

Tyler Durden in Fight Club was actually a demon. Edward Norton's character was possessed.
Think about it.
Tyler burned his right hand with a sort of mark of the beast, as it were, while giving a speech about how they don't need God.

>>211798148
you just reversed the view of every mainstream media outlet, which is your own view too. looked into the mirror i guess

>>211798210
if i type faster do more of them die?

>>211798210
We don't typically have basements in UK homes

>>211798167
Bible

>>211798167
give it to charity

>>211798241
actually a good post

>>211798242
western media bad yeah? russian media good?

We steam, steamapps, COMMON

>>211798167
sex arse

>>211798167
Spend it all on rape alarms

FREE PALESTINE

Evil british empire killed her tribe.

>>211798268
European.

>>211798242
project on

>>211798213
would destroy that right now

>>211798213
scran of the highest order

i’m paying a gypsy $20 to put a curse on whoever the next poster below me is. i’m with the gypsy as we speak just waiting

>>211798241
yeah it's fine I just don't like the part at the end when helena bonham carter stands next to him holding his hand when she would actually be running and screaming that part is really dumb

>>211798299
fucks sake

>>211798308
The weak should be cleared out so the strong can take their place

>>211798213
grim if your actually eating that slop

>>211798328
Jezebel spirit

>>211798336
enjoy bad luck forever moron

Is this normal

>>211798292
less deranged in general but obviously biased

>>211798213
peng but your oven is fucked and not cooking evenly

Can't stop crying thinking about how NATO are literal demons and I that I don't live in Russia where things are based and cool and everyone would be my friend

letting life pass me by as I'm a miserable, bitter, virginous cretin

it is what it is

>>211798328
you are such a liar and no gypsy curse would ever work on me anyway fuck off

>>211798357
it's the new normal

>>211798357
get them back in the mines

>>211798299
Excellent winner

>>211798351
you're done

>>211798357
get them on ritalin NOW

>>211798308
*telepathically says what we're all thinking without explicitly stating so for fear of getting punished by my government*

>>211798386
Done.

>>211798357
>unable to sit still
And we wonder why every other generation hit their kids when they act up

One day I will log in and there will be £1,000,000 there probably 6-7 years if we are being realistic

>>211798357
medicate those freaks before they turn into evil chuds

any schizoid man in?

>>211798287
Then when Edward Norton is starting to figure out that something is off about Tyler, Tyler uses a gaslighting technique.
Tyler makes him think that he is just a figment of his imagination or an alternate personality in a schizophrenic episode!
He is gaslighting him which demons often do.
>You are mentally ill. You're wacko! I'm just an imaginary friend you made up!
No he isn't. He is a demon.
You can see in the security camera footage when they are fighting. An invisible force is dragging Edward Norton across the floor.

catyank knows all these facts about demons because he's one of them

Russia are literally trying to safe the white race by genociding ukrainians and supplanting them with turks and koreans
nafo trannies will NEVER understand

fucking sacioaeg

>>211798308
english tarqs are the most evil people of all time and now the grandsons of the tarqs lecture everyone on morality lmfao

>>211798427
yeah?

>>211798426
...yh

>>211798213
nan sorted you out?

>>211798460
all me

Just learned that I've passed Uni with a first and have no mates to tell the news to so figured I'd let you lot know

>>211798241
hello catyank how's the medication for being a schizo nutcase boring bastard nigger retard janitor treating you?

>>211798414
you're family specifically did it because they're morons

my school life was an utter failure, probably one of the biggest failures on the board. whatever embarrassing memories you have of school, x10 that, and you have my experience

>>211798488
Congrats buddy

>>211798443
none of that is happening but anyone who cares about the “white race” is mentally ill

>>211798488
proud of you lad x

>>211798488
well done lad hoping for the same soon enough

>>211798506
good goy

>>211798488
good job, what degree? got a job lined up? graduate market is brutal at the moment

>>211798488
Good work mate
love ya x

>>211798526
Call.

>>211798488
well done lad. university of roehampton was it?

>>211798488
well done mate <3

Trump and Putin put white christians like me first

me? got a stupid fucking meme degree and am now NEET

>>211798488
Youll be doing shelves in Asda soon after applying for 2000 jobs on indeed thinking to yourself “was it worth it?”

the lads

akimbo sex arse

arsewank

i got a 2:2 or a "Desmond" as it was called

I work in car insurance, I just spoke to a white British man who was in a car with his wife and newborn baby and some foreign named person drove into them and gave the parents whiplash, and a doctor said the baby may have had an impact but they might only tell in a matter of years

I see this all the time. It's not just acid attackers and gang rapists they're destroying this country just by driving cars

>>211798575
this. unless you are a stem Chad you are fucked as a graduate

yeah well done on replying to that virgin incel and pretending to be his mate. Pathetic cunts

need to show then get a food shopping in

fucking waste of a shower as I'll be in the shop like 8 minutes then going to bed when I get home but I can't bring myself to not shower before I go

going to get off my arse right now NOW as I send this post I am closing the laptop NOW NOW

>>211798633
lol

here we are

What counts as a meme degree? Is Sport and Exercise Nutrition a meme degree that’s what my brother is doing

>>211798661
not funny though is it

>>211798633
BREAKING NEWS
PAKISTANIS ARE RAPISTS

ktim

>>211798488
so very proud of you lad. you did great x

>>211798682
your brother is a deano mong

>>211798653
love you aswell mate x

been absolutely blazing nonstop for last 3 months, time to quit but have a massive headache.
it truly is the perfect NEET drug though

>>211798710
He is a deano tbf but is it a meme degree

what's got the polmongs riled up today then

>>211798753
yes

off to the lidl bakery, who wants what?

>>211798760
its a /pol/ world now your just living in it

>>211798768
So he’ll struggle getting a job once he finishes uni?

love university posts always rattles the runtcage

>>211798794
Aryan was him.

>>211798788
he will probs be a pe teacher

>>211798760
think they're upset about brown people existing again

got an asdan gold in shagging

>>211798684
literally every single person in the country knew this. even disingenuous lying coward leftypol knows it

Where you niggers at? Katy be waitin at the gherkin

She wants an emotionally intelligent man

>>211798794
anyone who hasn't completely arsed their life up and enjoys being alive in some way/wants to better themselves riles up the late-30s unemployed virgins who spend their lives here lol

>>211798827
I don't like them much either but I don't spend my every waking moment talking about them and trying to redirect every conversation on every thread on every board back to them

i like to pie myself and slime myself at least once a month

>going to university for gym class
what kind of fucking mong actually does this lmfao

>>211798903
raging

>>211798875
sorry just showering with the other cronem

FREE PALESTINE (from hamas)

>>211798684
saw some girl the other day going "um didnt you know that white british men are responsible for 60% of all sex crimes? that means youre more likely to be raped by a white person"
they literally don't have even a basic grasp of statistics

>>211798506
there are north korean troops fighting in kursk right now, and the captured ukrainian cities are being replaced with turks from the caucuses. these are both facts.

>>211798912
no gunging yourself..? bit sus that

>>211798912
at LEAST

Alright let's get the grav gun run going then

feel like I should go back and get a STEM degree of some kind, it's generally the only area of the economy growing outside of finance and the wages are much better than what most humanities degrees can get you. britain has a real shortage of domestically trained engineers too so I bet there is some good career progression.
I feel like alot of these more general degrees (law, business studies, economics) just get you some low paying data entry runt job

>>211798929
Alright calm down

>>211798901
sad really. seen it in real life as well

I am a recovering interracial porn addict.

>>211798884
I fucking hate these twitter ai bots

just gunged meself

*starts smashing up my smelly bedroom*

>>211799007
it's sad desu. unhappy/angry people always wanna drag others down to their level

>>211798990
Only part of Half Life 2 I actually enjoyed

a prolific, renowned, veteran paedophile

just grangled my own arse

>>211798990
i get that half life 1 is more influential but i dont see how people actually think it's a better game than 2. when i played the whole series one after another i enjoyed the second one a lot more

*starts sparking rorke freaks the fuck out*

>>211799035
calm down mate, you'll regret it later

>>211798990
AAAAAAAA
YEEEEEEEAAAAARGHHHHH
OHHHOOOOOOOOOO
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>211799060
I think that's just contrarians
HL2 is clearly superior and more influential

>>211799060
I prefer 2 but it did feel like a tech demo at times. Ravenholm in particular is basically a Gravity Gun tutorial stage, it heavily encourages using it.

>>211799060
>>211799092
Sorry to inform you lads but Half Life 1 is better than Half Life 2

Fucking look at the state of this!
Sportway fucking chicken... fucking chicken my arse!
FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!

Just woke up and had a wank right away no porn no nothing. Not really sure what to do with the rest of my day

poo grangle

>>211798997
I did archaeology at uni and ended up in engineering/planning consulting, you just end up grinding your way up the corporate ladder

>>211799120
Never wank.

Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.

screaming and slamming doors telling my mother (who I live with) that she's a bitch who ruined my life

Half Life 2 came out 21 years ago and the graphics still look very good.

>>211799115
it's really not. neither are bad games but hl2 has all the good parts of hl1 with better levels, mechanics, features

Reform are entirely economically illiterate and are geared solely to making certain rich people even richer. It's worrying how they have managed to hoodwink so many people.

Feels good being a member of the GRECCO-ROMAN, LATIN, MEDITERRANEAN race and not a filthy n*dic dog who's ancestors wore bearskins and rolled around in the dirt and mud
Ancient greece and Rome were at the APEX of their civilization while Snownigger dogs were living in MUDHUTS...

>>211799130
Works sometimes. Had the raging horn working from home last week so ended up cracking out 2 wanks before 10am, smashed the rest of the work day.
Gym felt a bit sluggish after but I worked up to 280kg beltless on deads so it was more of a psychological than real performance hit

>>211799108
nothing wrong with that, the gravity gun is well designed and fun to use. only time it got egregious was at the end of episode 2 when you had to throw those balls at the striders like you're playing b-ball
>>211799115
how so? genuinely asking

>>211799153
It does still look good. They do update it every once in a while though to keep it playing well and give it QoL refreshes.

>>211799171
It really is I'm afraid to tell you

>>211799192
I retain my seed.

*throwing my phone across the room and smashing my fist down on my mechanical keyboard until my hand starts bleeding while shrieking and tears begin welling up in my eyes*

>29
I'm a boomer now

black mesa is better than both of them

>>211799153
They patched the graphics a lot of times mate.

By 1977, Rose's father had come to tolerate his daughter's marriage, and to develop a grudging respect for Fred. Together, he and Fred opened a café they named The Green Lantern, which was soon insolvent. When Bill Letts discovered Rose's prostitution, he would also visit to have sex with his daughter.[86] By 1983, she had given birth to eight children, at least three of whom were conceived by clients.[n 1] Fred willingly accepted these children as his own, and falsely informed them the reason their skin was darker than that of their siblings was because his great-grandmother was a black woman.[88]

Original 2005 era Xbox 360 menu was kino

>>211799194
Doesn't have a dogshit boat section that overstays its welcome

got bored half way through hl2 and speedran the rest of the game using this bhop glitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcGr7u9Gkfg

>>211799213
Happy birthday mate x

>>211799231
Truke.

>>211799238
didn't say it was my birthday cunt
shut up

wish i had a beautiful smile like that

have a face like a bad traffic accident, me

>>211799197
you've changed my mind

>that thing that I enjoyed when I was 13? yeah that was kino
fascinating posts as always on /brit/

>>211799229
wonder what the kids are up to

>>211799255
Bloody

Turned 37 and 249 days old today

>>211799232
boat section is like 15 minutes at most if i recall, really doesnt counterbalance everything else

would actually kill myself if I’m still here past 30 ong

>>211799267
ever wonder if your incessant cynicism is making you less happy?

>I've never enjoyed anything but my dad raping my arse
blog on

>>211799294
Well you recall incorrectly

>>211799303
Stop saying ong

>>211799267
Point out a good post you made in this thread or be quiet

>>211799174
>Reform are entirely economically illiterate and are geared solely to making certain rich people even richer.
Retard UK won't make anyone richer

>>211799338
this classic right here was me >>211799007

vietnamese nigga named ong

Tired of /pol/tards fucking it up for everyone. No decorum, no tact, no humor, no self-awareness. Just pure midwit spam

would it be silly to think my mum is going to give me her house? I’ve always lived here and my sister moved out last year, my mum is going to be moving in with her husband this October soooo?

>>211799232
to be fair the boat was fucking abysmal

>>211799338
Mopi the dire wolf. I will spill his blood in real life. Maybe he will die.

>>211799271
His son hanged himself
One of his daughters used to work in Safeway in Abbeydale, Gloucester. She stayed there when it became a Morrisons but not sure if she's still there
Seem to recall she used a fake name on her badge but everyone knew it was her

The early noughties... a different time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMsBHDoC51c

>>211799372
Let me introduce you to a lovely phrase, "equity release"

>>211799351
no it wasn't you filthy dog

>>211799372
you cant change the outcome so just go with the flow and dont think about it init

>>211799321
even if i do it's not much more

>>211799411
Rebel

>>211799415
You're not really in a place to make those kind of claims considering you were already incorrect about how long it was

>>211799229
>When Bill Letts discovered Rose's prostitution, he would also visit to have sex with his daughter
um what

>>211799356
it's filled with bots and drive-by posters
why are you still visiting that shitty board anyway?

Stay safe lads it's a wokepill pozclown blueworld out there

>>211799472
was just texting this to my nan

>>211799442
how long is it then?

>>211799408
How does that affect me
>>211799414
Yeah but I don’t know what’s going to happen come October, like I could be chilling in the house by myself or I could be out on the street whilst she rents it out to some Africans

>>211799478
Bloody

>>211799465
Im talking about the 2 americans that have migrated to this general for the summer

>>211799490
>How does that affect me
it means you'll need to finally stop being a pathetic dossing parasite

Not only are China and Russia backing Iran 100% diplomatically, there is a lot of evidence that they are covertly helping them on logistics. The world war is here and the Jewish controlled West is outgunned, outsmarted and demoralized. It really is 2% of our population trying to fight the whole world.

>>211799520
Is this, dare I say, politics outside of pol?

>>211799489
About 45 - 60 minutes

>>211799520
shocking that
*goes back to ignoring you and wanking to trannie porn instead*

>>211799517
I literally pay for my own food, £300 rent for my room, my own bills (car insurance, phone bill etc) and 50% of the utility bills

Please explain yourself

might go buy dinner probably going to be a meal deal

>>211799213
>I'm a boomer
Being a boomer starts the moment you turn 23, lad.
t. 23

>>211799553
bullshit, maybe if you're a drooling retard it takes you an hour

>>211799513
hell yeah

>>211799549
Seething yid running to the jannies as per the usual
Your inbred cousins have taken over that board and use it to push their jewish zionst poison

>>211799603
Again lad I'd say you're not really in any position to make any claims considering you don't actually know the answer

just upgraded the ram in my laptop

mad we spent £75 billion on 1 phase of this stupid fucking train project and it's still not done. it literally cost 7 times per km than other European counterpart. why can't we do anything?

>>211799602
a Hungarian 23 is like 35 in Britain

>>211799621
I'm not yiddish or zionist

>>211799583
maybe you can pay rent in a different way and move in with new daddy

hate being british

>>211799660
F1lthy.

>>211799632
starts with t and rhymes with lorries

Can britishers explain the concept of Deano to me?

>>211799520
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750090152161333.webm

Hingefu wants to come over today
She needs me to help her with a uni project
We will do some shagging afterwards

sweaty teen puss

>>211799632
Mad how Rachel reeves lied about giving back the £4 billion owed to Cymru

>>211799583
haha my dad pays for all that for me haha

>>211799656
Would rather live in my car

>>211799624
neither do you, i knew you were exaggerating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fLT-p1HP0I
27 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjAJjpdlRc8
34 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv6J4ojQRMA
35 minutes

not to mention significant sections aren't even in the boat which lowers the time further

Tempted to order a maccies but at the same time don't want to fund the paki on a bike economy

>>211799646
Yeah lad, but a Hungarian bloke of 55 years is like a British 35.
Un fucking believable innit mate.

>>211799632
broken britain

>>211799822
Walk to the maccies ya fat bastard

>>211799786
Good for you?

>>211799632
we tunnelled around 40% of the line to appease landowners who didn't want their views interrupted. it was pretty retarded but the conservatives were very sensitive to their opinions as these areas were usually conservative loyalist spots. there was no need for 40% of the line to be underground.

>>211799809
All three of those videos solve the puzzles right away showing they already have prior knowledge of what to do but nice try

>>211799863
Rebel

Summerfags ruin everything.

>>211799877
yeah it is good for me isnt it

>>211799902
le summer boogeyman

>>211799876
It's not in walking distance

blacked britain

>>211799886
ah i see, you spent another half an hour running around like a gimp because your brain couldnt process the simple physics puzzles. explains why you're so bent out of shape

there are exactly 4 girls at toil that I would shag. No more no less

>>211799632
A lot of European countries have state-owned rail right? Maybe that's why they can build tracks for less money, I dunno

going to watch the new rick and morty then go to bed

>>211799947
Doesn't disprove my point and you seething doesn't either

toilfags ready to kick up their feet after a long days work

>>211799915
This board and general was already shit but these sincere genuine retards that popped up are worse than poop spam and zeidy

mental how society expects you to just have 1 wife

>>211799696
you fuckin paki spacker

>>211799881
So basically rich people are ruining Britain for their own satisfaction yet again

>>211799956
Handshake.

Need Emma Watson to use my aching scrote as a speedbag.

>>211799966
it's really not my fault the game made you feel stupid

wfh chads putting their feet up after a hard day of answering teams messages and wiggling the mouse so they stop appearing away while they do fuck all work

>>211800012
Pale.

genuinely feel like offing myself out of boredom more than anything else
at least I have beer, and dogberg is pretty lovely haha mad lad he is

can I just say that the grovelling, invertebrate, diffident, duplicitous and ignoble coward that reported my post about how /brit/ is an anti-zionist general should consider suicide

>>211800012
Still haven't disproven my point and you're continued seething only shows me you can't put together thoughts to prove me wrong

I’ve found my people

sat on the sofa burping

fucks sake enough drivel about the second level of half life 2 this discussion is worse than the actual level

>>211798308
computer says no

POOP, POOP,
THAT'S THE SOUND OF DIARRHOEA,
POOP, POOP,
THAT'S THE SOUND THAT I SHIT,
POOP, POOP,
THAT'S THE SOUND OF DIARRHOEA,
POOP, POOP,
THAT'S THE SOUND THAT I SHIT

>>211800066
fair enough

The feeling when you're texting a new girl and she keeps responding to your message is really unmatched.

>>211799775
>>211800054
rhyme isn't spelling you mongo

>>211800017
wfh is a joke, hope there's a big wave of sackings when management finally wake up to it

>>211800103
'eroin clears

>>211800103
haha so true

>>211800086
>poop
FOY

Off home
I was dead moody today at toil

>>211800103
She's also responding to hundreds of other losers LOL

>>211800084
website?

>>211800084
thats her done

>>211800084
what website is this

>>211800108
dad makes big £ doing wfh. he wakes up at 10 and has a nap from 2-3:30, hate that spoiled cunt.

>>211800131
So what? It feels good in the moment lol.

>>211800177
Done.

>>211800104
doesn't rhyme either clueless leaf mong

someone get the new up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isz01iv8Ls
hail to the thief is very underrated

get it made

yeah

>>211800212
how exactly do tories and lorries not rhyme

>>211800214
i literally cant stop the cycle, im trapped in my NEET circle

>>211800242
make a vocaroo of you saying both out loud

>>211800104
Lorries and Tories don't rhyme to be honest. Lorries basically rhymes with "sorries" (pluralise sorry - that might not be a word, but if it was, it would sound like lorries). While Tories rhymes with "four Es".

>>211800135
>>211800145
https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/

use it responsibly

mmhmm

>>211706400
>>211706400

>>211800104
retard

>>211800279
Dire gimmick

New
>>211800302
>>211800302
>>211800302

>>211800259
>>211800214
turn your computer off