Thread 211800302

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>>211800302 (OP)
That’s a bloke.

Sven Goran Ericsson

gonna put myself on this smash and pass thing, hope i get at least a 5

feel like this grooming gang report and inquiry is a massive nothingburger

Mexicans mow my lawn every other monday i dont pay them or know who they are they just show up

Understand These 9 Truths To Stop Dressing Like Everyone Else
https://youtu.be/f0NDFOVBeoA?si=fDRTqhMD-Bvxuvgh

how often do you lads encounter Aussies in Britain?

screm

>>211800360
The enquiry should be into the police for ignoring it or even being complicit in it

>>211800375
what if i want to dress like everyone else

All the fucking time I spent on my computer since 12/13 I could’ve learnt how to code or something but I never did just played dumb fucking video games

-2 looking extra leng today

>>211800360
The labour party is investigating the labour party and finding itself not guilty? Shock!!

If you could be any person in the world who would you be?

>>211800416
fucking KTIM

>>211800388
Kylie minogue wanks me to sleep every night

190 in his boring old nigga era and im here for it

>>211800388
they are rare but every now and then i come across one, I think more of us flee over there than the other way around. most of them are here to "experience" Britain or some shit while we go there for the wages and opportunity

>>211800388
blog on

>>211800408
Carry on, my son

cannot wait to go asleep absolutely raring to go

>>211800416
Swear it takes like 6 months to learn how to code

MI5 are investigating the disappearance of a big black cock up my arse

>but the nicest picture of myself I have in the AI smash or pass machine
>2/10

>>211800460
they go for tourism and goy tourist consumption; we go for toil and good intent

Back from 5 hours down the allotment, sunburnt having some cider with the gammons

just raped 190's mum, gutted her and then came inside her hollow torso while he just sat there like a coward masturbating

>>211800501
>but

>>211800407
>>211800437
Deep state wankers fucking love their little psyops

small boat cronem waking up
showering right now

just said the lorries the tories

>>211800416
this. too bad coding is dead now. if i used my loser internet teenage years to become proficient at coding i would've been ready for the 2020 coding boom. now coding is dead so there is no point.

am i supposed to find this yank retard funny?

nigga name is keir

>>211800416
I learned to code but it was a waste of time because I stopped doing it after being really into it for a couple of years
Haven't written a line of code in years and I honestly don't feel like I understand computers any better, think I understand software a bit more maybe

>>211800563
Clean.

>>211800442
Dont want to literally be anyone else but a young already established director would be perfect

>>211800388
Sometimes it happens but it's relatively rare. Why would they come here? They live in a sunny paradise and we live in a grey rainy shithole.

>>211800407
and for making up this "we were too woke" excuse

mmhmm in the mood for some specific things

>>211800521
wish i had gammons to grab some cider with...

>>211800501
who cares it's fucking gay anyway

>>211800525
took him 2 minutes to get hard

>>211800559
you're just mad he's calling out the people responsible for a genocide

Liz Truss looks a lot like my mum

>>211800416
are u angry at yourself do u clench ur fists in burning rage

Bomb bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran

>>211800612
she looks a little like my aunt

>>211800596
i can only find ones that let me rate pictures the AI has generated

>>211800596
rorke's mad AI is dissing the girl he gave his first time to

>>211800601
Based

still laughing at the uncs talking about half life 2 last thread

>>211800619
Nah just depressed

>>211800659
the BOSS

>>211800559
sisterberg is a fan but she's a raging lefty and he's one of rogan's goons, no? he was at trump's inauguration too

>>211800442
Maybe Elon Musk. I don't like him but he has so much money he can do anything. And women want to shag him for some reason.

>>211800659
When?

>>211800544
You don't need a deep state conspiracy to explain corruption in the police

>>211800388
not at all which is already too often

druggies were about in town today

>>211800563
sir crep wearer

>>211800559
i think the joke is he's not AS retarded as he sounds

You arrive in Wales

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

3 gangsters, thugs, and pimps (thats a good thing)

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>>211800388
never these days
used to see a few in leeds

>>211800651
how do you keep getting away with this?

Sir Timothy Donald Cook

>>211800559
>>211800689
he gets away with being a little bit racist sometimes which is funny but other than that he's annoying
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hl7kDnc38Ls

let's go

>>211800601
What's a goy to a king?
What's a king to yvhv?
What's yvhv to a rabbbi? ... Who don't believe in anything?

>>211800724
why are they dressed so poorly wtf also are they both five foot tall?

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

>>211800670
would u feel the same if i told u that i had done the opposite and it never benefited me in any way shape or form

>>211800807
ziedbelg's crush

Sir Eric Leroy Adams
Sir James Spencer Cleverly

>>211800823
what do you do now for work? no benefit at all?

>>211800803
left is fine imo
epitome of smart casual and inoffensive for a man his age; keir on the other hand is in poor form, dismal even.

lolll

>>211800843
ziedbelg's crushes

a coon cook

Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham

>>211800882
rate him.

think when i start working in aus ill get the /brit/ experience irl from my british and australian coworkers

watching rick and morty, smoking weed, and eating kraft mac and cheese life honestly does not get any better

>>211800858
his jacket is far too big and mixing black with navy like that is awful
looks like he's a child wearing his dad's blazer despite being in his 60s bald and grey

>>211800846
manual labour and welding, i know how computers work but it makes no difference in my field, most people i work with are computer illiterate and the management treats us like monkeys they wouldnt ever trust me with a computer

Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper

sir roger daltrey

I'm not gay or straight. I just fuck holes and suck poles. I like being around orgasms.

We /Battlefield 3/ now lads

>>211800907
i remember college

>Ireland is still rioting
holy

no worked for nearly 3 years

>>211800922
another of ziedbelg's crush from his vast collection of black men he's attracted to

me neighbour had a horse in the house

Any other pretty attractive fellas in?

>>211800965
The rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>>211800968
2 years me. got a meme degree and just dont know what to do now.

absolutely LOATHE tattoos on feet

>>211801012
that was just his codeword for the bull he booked

>>211801031
whats that

hm quite curious how labour have suddenly decided to investigate decades of foreigners raping and abusing children very soon after the entire country voted Reform.
i wonder what labour and leftypol will say when their investigation reveals all the lefty-aligned institutions actively covering it up over the years
these people need imprisoning for their entire lives.

Opinions on the concept of a European National Socialist Confederation from the Atlantic to the Urals?

WHO CAN IT BE NOW

>>211801042
Grim

>>211801032
Why contain it?

>>211801031
what app is this?

>>211801087
retard

>>211801113
>>211801060
https://attractivenesstest.com/

>>211801035
>>211800968

>>211801064
>when their investigation reveals all the lefty-aligned institutions actively covering it up over the years
That's not going to happen though is it rorke?

>>211801071
idk

completely disabled women at the end of the street who just chucks her 3-5 year old children in the garden/front of the house all day is visibly pregnant again

remind why we dont practise eugenics?

>>211801064
you know its going to be bad because they've made recording the ethnic background of all sexual criminals mandatory now, damage control from them

>>211801114
Would send your irish bobblehead spinning like the in exorcist if you said that to my face

>>211801045
women dont suit tattoos
its one of those projective things people do, where what they find attractive in the opposite sex, they mirror it subconsciously thinking it has the same effect on the other side
men do this when they lighten their voice or reveal too much vulnerable feelings or even wear skinny jeans.

difference is you cant call women out for this 'mirror' behaviour as women are exempted for social critique. whereas men are absolutely allowed to be called bent for wearing skinny jeans

>>211801174
any females in to tell me if this is really a 6.5/10

ISRAELI INVASION CONFIRMED

>>211801128
this most certainly is uploading everyone's faces into a huge database in order to one day compromise your smartphone and bank details utilising facial recognition

>>211801174
scremaming

>>211801146
already has though
numerous social workers and police officers complicit in allowing to happen. work on your bait a bit.
>>211801164
yeh its very pathetic

>>211801199
they be showering x

>>211801226
as if anyone would need to gather that themselves

>>211801134
aha always do this but get stopped as soon as wheel in my helium tank at tesco
apparently not allowed

this r*rke boogyman
pretty sure it is one person spamming this name for at least a decade.
u lost.

>>211801128
wouldn't take this pic

>>211801251
sup crodie

>>211801233
cor imagine if drilling up your arsehole

why is it .co.uk instead of just .uk

>>211801278
woke shit

>>211801064
>le otherside has a monopoly on pedophiles
This is quite literally never the case, and believing it is always a sure sign of room temperature IQ.

>they be showering x
>sup crodie

lappy won't log in just gives me a black screen not really on is it lads

>>211801331
Was going to say something similar but deleted it

me? ugly bastard

any irony fans in?

toil codebase giving me mental anguish over just how awful it is

putting their airmasses on x

>>211801379
Not in the eyes of God

rorke getting body dysmorphia from an AI website which is probably harvesting his data

>>211801207
6.5 years inside

>>211801379
what website is this

imagine uploading your actual photo to some sketchy website

>>211801379
why don't you use the 24 hour clock like a normal person?

>>211801331
the issue with grooming gangs was they were covered up and ignored out of fear of being percieved to be racist. there is no both sides in this case
stop chatting about shit you don't understand stupid yank

>>211801449
this is the correct way, 24 hour clock is for children and retards

>>211801379
get it plugged in rorke

ziedbelg loves a well dressed man

>>211801411
is body dysmorphia just where you obsess over what your appearance looks like?
i always thought it was where you literally saw yourself in a different way from others, as in you think you're extremely obese but in actuality a skeleton

>>211801447
i am sure people in here have done worse

>>211801447
yeah haha imagine that *hastily closes grindr tab*

>>211801464
no

>>211801355
it's over

>>211801456
>they were covered up and ignored out of fear of being percieved to be racist
wrong
they were covered up and ignored because many police officers were complicit in the crimes being perpetrated

oh guess timmy wins lol
best cronem could do was da left

might go to bed

>israel is bombing state iranian TV in tehran during broadcasts
How is iran so shit, they've been gearing up for a war with israel for 50 years and get humiliated a week in

>>211801509
code was written by a timmy

>>211801449
i saw some yank the other day referring to the 24 hour clock using the term "the military time" kek

>>211801355
can you log in through a tty?

>>211801525
they already want to surrender lmao

>>211801355
Install Gentoo

once years ago i did the faceapp and turned my face into a girls and was going to post it in a thread here but realised when i took the same image of me as a girl and retransitioned it, it was near exact what i looked like lel
shan't be uploading my face anywhere

broke up with the gf, she's was absolutely torn up, feel sick to my stomach and awful but i had to do it, just wasnt right for me

next poster that gets digits has to show someone else /brit/ irl

>>211801556
isn't that a peng wing ?

>>211801355
reseat your ram

Why do movies that are set in ancient times have the characters speak English with some weird foreign accent?
The foreign accent doesn't make it any more "realistic" since they wouldn't be speaking English at all.
Why not just have them speak normal English? If anything, that would actually be more realistic in a way because at least it conveys the sense that they're speaking in their natural tongue.

>>211801561
:(

you just know ziedy is a pasty white incel because of his bizarre obsession with cocoa butter

>>211801525
Iran is basically just a less organised North Korea, and have bene for the last 50 years it's hardly surprising that they're getting the absolute shit kicked out of them

>>211801583
I'm not a sheep herd ?

>>211801561
what was wrong with her?

>AYOOO ITS DO BE GUNN B WOW WA TREE!!!!!

>Iran loses within the week
alri...

so is the average iranian very religious or not?

>>211801525
>they've been gearing up for a war with israel for 50 years
did israel tell you this?

>>211801530
I think 24 hour clock is more common in Europe, while Americans literally do just know it as military time

>>211801606
you deserve your laptop to die for that joke alone

Team it's too hot

>>211801530
what's so funny about that

>>211801618
this is why i israel
not cos any of the jewry stuff but cos they always win lel

The Asian Fanny

>>211801632
Erm no mate the iranians do it's all their government talks about

get all the iranian qts out and into my bedroom

>>211801616
Nothing, I became extremely depressed a few months ago and am unable to maintain a relationship.

>>211801641
take your clothes off girl x

Yes good political debate lads but answer this please >>211801589

dobbie looking peng on bbc2 right now

>>211801640
haha just kidding laddie

What a gorgeous little man! I love it.

>>211801658
good poster
great poster

LADS

26

It's the answer

more like world war pee

>>211801589
it's to remind americans that they are watching life in another country

America speedrunning Hitler 2

>>211801722
how many 1/8ths of an inch make up the size of my penis

thought kn georgian QVEENS in your country ?

>>211801739
new york is full of jews after all

>>211801592
cute shorts I like them please where to get them

>>211801735
UM

>>211801730
That makes no sense. You don't need some fake accent to do that.

>>211801756
need physiognomylad to chime in here

>>211801756
thoughts on*
God, I hate proofreading

/brit/ still crawling with bots?

I've been holding out so long
I've been sleeping all alone
Lord, I miss you
I've been hanging on the phone
I've been sleeping all alone
I want to kiss you

leftypol offering up his niece to a pakistani taxi driver as a sign of support after this vile racist grooming gang report was announced

>>211801756
Georgian BVLLS

>>211801739
heil hitler if u dont mention glagow sir

>>211801778
yes they do americans are retarded

>>211801735
wowww okay okay I see you

GP has written me a blood test form to collect tomorrow I guarantee they've fucked it up and forgot to put they're testing for E and T.

can't stop thinking about iran now, the history, wonder what happens there

>>211801771
post ur good song pls x

>>211801851
all the muzzies destroyed it.
sorry 2 say

>>211801803
no they're all real people posting this stuff sad isn't it

Do you think Karma is real?

>>211801493
cronem in the showers oiling up each others batons mmhmm

>>211801824
Thank you, big man

Any big spastic mong man in?

>>211801827
shut up idiot

ummy wummy x

iran without islam would be extremely peng

>>211801864
Nothing feels better than restoring ZOROASTRIAN PERSIA in my crusader king games

>>211801890
aura

>>211801892
gonna cry?

>>211801857
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

>>211801892
>>211801914
amerijeet and leafjeet kiss and make up

>>211801921
Mine better ;) x
https://voca.ro/180rPDeY2snI

>>211801921
thx from southend xx

>>211801903
they still have fire temples and some zoroastrian followers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Temple_of_Yazd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism_in_Iran

where should i go me 'olidays

>>211801999
sent that freak flying

someone keeps screaming "help" outside
wonder what that's all about

>>211801966
yw xx
>>211801959
all songs are good x

>>211801999
LOL!
me on the left

>>211802031
probably just joking around x

mad how much uglier I am now compared to early 20s. I wasted my peak potential

he's here

>>211801589
It's to show that they spoke differently without making it unintelligible. Some things in movies are not meant for realism but to convey a feeling or idea

>>211802031
linda getting attacked by mgubgubu

someone keeps screaming conductor we have a problem
wonder what that's all about

>>211802005
jerusalem

retards

>>211802092
No refunds

>>211802005
london

>>211802069
That's stupid. Just use normal English. That's actually better because it shows they're speaking their natural tongue.

When did chicken goujons become chicken '''tenders''' ?

>>211802087
oh no im stranded in the holy city during the summer oh no i NEED to get back to toil oh bossman im sorry its not my fault!

>>211802101
mmhmm tikkle di guts x

>>211801756
A literal churka lol

what katy be doing rn

>>211802131
the zesty cronem be oiling up and tickling each other in the showers x

>>211802131
LOL!

>>211802087
>A Tyneside grandfather has been stranded in Israel during this week's Iranian missile strikes after visiting to "see the sights"
howling
random geordie bloke scrambling around in the rubble

LMAO

>>211802158
prefer not to say

>>211802005
I haven't been abroad since 2011
Workmates keep telling me I should go somewhere and offering to help me book a cheap, kino holiday, but I think I've had a clot developing in my left leg since roughly the same period and it's made me incredibly fearful of flying on the off-chance that I suffer a heart attack - or similar - whilst aboard a plane

>>211802175
not nice

>>211802109
in lots of older movies they have them speak in a british accent even if it's an american production

>>211802184
that is sad

>>211802166
LOL!
they are taking turns to be timmy
katy girl will be out of a job soon x

>>211802184
mmhmm nun hogdem cud do

those little ai noises that sound like music aren't your creations you boring no-talent homosexuals get a grip

>>211802131
timmy getn his tittle tikkled while da cronem jerkin his gherkin all alone in da estate mmm timmy lik his tikkles wit da work wifey

>>211802087
I really do wonder what he was thinking when he went "You know where's a good place to go right now? Jerusalem."

i suffer not having charli xcxs in my country

have to get a genomic test done
havent even revised yet hope i pass

israeli icbm aimed right at my foreskin

>>211802109
Normal English is not 'speaking their natural tongue' if you're talking about a setting in ancient times. It makes more sense to have them speak in a way that at least conveys the intended setting to an audience even if it is not realistic

>>211802187
not been abroad since 2017 cos no mates but im at age now i dont care
sorry to hear about that lad
you talked to your gp about it? x

>>211802175
LOL!
I'm a geordie get me out of here!

>>211802236
munched her curryhole at electric bristol

>>211802266
no
out of sight, out of mind

>>211802286
really?
what year?

>>211802263
No you idiot I meant that in real life they would be speaking their natural tongue. If the movie uses normal English, at least that sounds natural.
A foreign accent makes no sense because the real language wouldn't be foreign to them.

corr the sweet embrace of death

>>211802304
errm no not really lol x did see her at forwards a few years back tho xx (i was the only straight bloke there)

won't be dark for another 4 hours state of it

>>211802358
>>211802358
>>211802358

just slammed another image in the filter

saving my banger posts for the new

>>211802313
The foreign accent is to convey a sense of foreignness to the audience you retard. When you make decisions in a production you do it in service of the point/setting/theme. It has nothing to do with it being realistic or natural. People in ancient times would not speak normal English, so directors make actors speak in not-normal English to convey this. The specifics of the accent don't matter. It's not complicated.

>talking about filters when most of the thread has your flag filtered
lol

>>211802535
and yet you don't
curious

he's desperate to fit in