charli 'dish

waiting for the lad I asked to listen to all the beatles albums

>>211802358 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiGqKwy4yM0

charli rae jepsen <3

>>211802358 (OP)
grim whore

mad that there was a charli poster here like 10 years ago and only reason i knew who she was before she blew up

just slammed another image in the filter

Light out...

>>211802417
love them xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc-R0bSt5FA

>>211802452
it not right

leftypol eating cat shit

>>211802408
what is your obsession with that 90 year old band?

Ruby Granger's fishy flaps emanating a foul aroma only contained in her soiled white undies.

can smell my dad's ponging sweaty feet clear across the room
grebby old cunt

Maybe the real human bean was the friends we made along the way

too hot to wear my nice clothes

*stands up suddenly*
ENOUGH TALK!

mum doesn't know what to do about my smelly bedroom. she's got me an air purifier and all kinds of air fresheners but it still smells.

>>211802452
sunbergs caught ye oot rapelad
got tae hand it tae him, got tae

>>211802533
she needs to remove the source of the smell

>>211802527
SIT DOWN

>>211802523
autumn is most effay season
then winter
then spring
then summer

>>211802533
mum always used to come into my room complaining of 'boy smell'
never quite figured out if she meant sweat or jizz

>>211802533
get washed you decrepit bastard

>>211802533
cleaned my runtroom last week
very satisfying
shower and bog too
mad how easy it is and how i just dont bother doing it as often as i should

will i get arrested if i call a policeman a plonker

You midwits still don't get it.
NORMAL ENGLISH is better for a movie than foreign accented English in ancient times.
Why?
Because NEITHER ONE is realistic, but at least normal English sounds natural. Whatever language they actually spoke would be natural for them too.
The fake and gay foreign accent makes no sense at all. None.

redesigning my smeggy bedroom with a big sledgehammer

>>211802607
ever thought about shagging her

Really don't enjoy when a song has lyrics which references an instrument or the fact that they are musicians or something about the band or singer

>>211802648
this mf just making up people to argue with

Mumbergs just cleaned the toilet then I immediately went in after and did diarrhea lol

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clynyyqdnrdo
mental that this is actually in the news

>>211802648
what accent are you even on about

>>211802533
Had this issue too but they left me alone for 2 weeks and I made a mess everywhere so I did a deep clean in every room and my room no longer smells of mildew and incel

thread full of runts living in their evil smeg den ghoulish childhood bedroom

>>211802696
>clynyyqdnrdo
that is mental, they're reporting the news in welsh now?

>>211802695
lol
it's too sad, I'll give him a (you)

>>211802648
>normal english
there's no such thing

>mandatory flag filters
belgium
lithuania
brazil
egypt

>down to personal taste
america
japan
canada
germany
france
spain

>>211802648
It's not supposed to sound natural
it's supposed to sound foreign

the pooey nonce monster

>>211802699
Like in that TV show The Chosen where they speak English with some vague foreign accent.
Normal English would be better. They wouldn't be speaking English anyway, so just lose the dumb accent.

>>211802676
>PIA PIA PIANO
>PIANO PIANO
>PIA PIA PIANO
>PIA PIANO

>>211802358 (OP)
she's looking a bit walled here

>>211802745
never even heard of that show, usually they speak in a british accent anyways

>>211802695
screaming

the wibbly wob worbler

>>211802786
BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211802720
good post

when will the UK get blasted with pakispazzies?
its gonna happen eventually

>>211802696
bet there are leftymongs up and down the country shrieking and shitting themselves that they're "legitimising the far right" or some such rubbish

>>211802798
prominent pubic bone there

might do fitness 2025 where I get hench and do lots of cardio and flexibility exercises

>>211802798
big fanny bulge that
must be from the pump

used to go out for walks but then everyone stopped hiding from covid so it got too crowded

>>211802696
feel like you'd be called racist just two years ago for saying half the things in this article

>>211802798
so sexy

>>211802695
lol owned

fave pokemon game?

wow is that a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet about politics how interesting and novel

>>211802846
black 2 & white 2 xx

>>211802846
yellow

>>211802810
you're already there apparently

>>211802798
>>211802837
Really want to whack this fella up the cracker

peanut butter snickers down the hatch

>>211802846
only played black and mystery dungeon and enjoyed mystery dungeon more

>>211802847
u alright?

>>211802810
wtf is the UK Biobank?

>>211802696
remember when a man was talking about rape gangs and it got remixed into an epic track about Muslamic ray guns. Don't know how people aren't apoplectic with rage at the complacency of the establishment and smug lefty mongs.

i see a man who's pooed through the trees,
i see his salty man jizz, spit it through my teeth,
his cock between my cheeks,
my knees carpet burnt, i'm bleeding from my arse,
and children i just eat their poo

>>211802798
I'm done supporting ironic gay posting

>>211802875
idiot
>>211802869
moron
>>211802868
dickhead

>>211802889
mental how i'd be all over those bums until i died suffocating there

Screaming in a niggers face for no reason in particular

The Old Man And The Poo

>>211802903
it did sound like he said that thoughever

i will not subscribe to any more tranny or femboy onlyfans
i will not subscribe to any more tranny or femboy onlyfans
i will not subscribe to any more tranny or femboy onlyfans

accidentally looked at loads of gay porn yesterday

>>211802933
t. Right Honourable Member for Tottenham

>>211802898

>>211802875
tried one once and the peanut butter was stiff and chewy more like caramel, not good

>>211802889

>>211802975
good kitten for doing the work for me x

>>211802846
Of the games I've played, I'd rank them best to worst:

Emerald
FireRed/LeafGreen
HeartGold/SoulSilver
Black/White
Platinum
Black/White 2
Ruby/Sapphire/OmegaRuby/AlphaSapphire
Crystal
Ultra Sun/Moon
Sun/Moon

Played Sword for the first time ATM.

>>211802997
*rubs ur belly*
for you!

>>211802976
clown

>>211802936
ernest hemmingay

anyone here use a fountain pen? any recommendations?

im shagged

>>211803004
>Emerald
Why would you ruin an otherwise-perfect ranking by including this as #1 ?

im _____

HS2 should be the turning point where we all collective agree that NIMBYs boomers and Leftypol protest groups should just be totally ignored in the future. Took a project that should have cost £20bn and taken 10 years and made it a fucking saga that'll cost £100bn, has taken decades, and with the project's scope halved.

>>211803004
you are on crack if you put BW over BW2

>>211802701
Such a shit channel. Not remotely interesting nor funny
>Lol he act like olden days!
Who cares

might replay postal 2

>>211802912
gave up a bit on the fourth line didn't you

>>211803072
his reviews are unironically good

love going out with mates me x

>>211803036
yeah have sex pointdexter ahh nigga

>>211803072
fuck off leave reviewbrah alone you cunt

Liverpool fans wear nappies

>>211803015
don't appreciate this post

Stop posting erotic material. I am not wanking till Wednesday evening, you see.

Driving a rusted sedan in endless circles around a bonfire made of peeled potato skins, I slowly feed raw potatoes into the cassette deck, each one powering the speakers that scream “you were never fries” as the wheels, made entirely of compressed mash, melt into the dirt with every turn.

>>211803080
how's that then
rhymes with the original

>>211803129
meds bodger

spamming

and the latest from rorke?

>pointdexter

>>211803122

Battlefield 1 was so fucking sick when it first came out I could play all night now its completely dead

would fucking RAVAGE that me

>>211803038
>improved graphics from Ruby/Sapphire
>added the last unavailable Johto Pokemon from Gen 2 that you couldn't get before
>much better storyline with the two rival teams
>much better gym leaders and teams
>rematch functionality
>Battle Frontier (GOAT)

>>211803062
I preferred the story and I absolutely unironically love that Black/White makes you use new Pokemon before the post-game. All games should do that.

all my famberg are going on holiday without me again soon so i'm gonna do opiates or shrroms or something

>>211803166
Saw someone use the word smithereens the other day in outer /int/

>>211803165
just married a black girl

>>211803182
who gaf every Pokémon game is exactly the same

Mumsnet #63 A poo in the hand is worth two in your bush… or something similar

>>211802810
the funny thing is that it's quite easy to tell when someone's the product of incest. use to work with a fella who looked like the most monged out bloke you'd ever seen in your life. unibrow, fucked up teeth (extreme by even British standards), cross-eyed, mouth-breathing, etc etc. was from bradford which is pretty much the incest-capital of europe now. then you meet a non-inbred one and they're shockingly normal.

>>211803185
Where they going lad

>>211803192
FOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_WkWaoBgNY

>ywn be a kid playing Pokemon Emerald again

hug me nigr

>>211803140
which song are you thinking of

pokemon is fucking gay

Reading The City of God by St. Augustine. Wonderful exposition of the Orthodox Christian faith.

why do i let alcohol fuck up every fucking relationship i have in life

>>211803245
austrier then germany to see family friends who i hate

>>211803290
ktim

The King is back

>>211802810
have to laugh really. leftypol types really are horrible people.

Brainberg is screaming at me to make a black man catfish account and wank over the messages I get. But I'm on the semen retention, you see.

thinking about a banging post to make

>Iranian leader calls Netanyahu "retarded"
Ok so on one hand, that is probably projection and cope, but putting that aside, when did politics become so silly?

>>211803262
it was mansard roof by vampire weekend

I see a Mansard Roof through the trees
I see a salty message written in the eaves
The ground beneath my feet
The hot garbage and concrete
And now the tops of buildings
I can see them too

was improved to

i see a man who's pooed through the trees,
i see his salty man jizz, spit it through my teeth,
his cock between my cheeks,
my knees carpet burnt, i'm bleeding from my arse,
and children i just eat their poo

>>211803295
Sounds a bit dead least they aren’t going Greece or something

>>211803302
literally if i have even one sip of booze i'm guaranteed to send a message that will result in me being ghosted, its fucked up

Getting the coop pizza in the oven

>>211803351
we are half nazi so that's why. wish mum was greek i'd eat nicer dinners

>>211803311
How would one go about doing that… out of curiosity

was watching this woman on ig digging a cave under her house and went to see if she’s a tranny and there was an entire reddit forum dedicated to hating on this obscure instagram user
people are simply mental

>asmrfu's channel still deleted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4SYTwP76qM

>>211803385
You either have to ban yourself from your phone when you drink but if it's like a jekyll and hyde thing it never really gets better. Made me pack it in

>>211803329
not sure

>>211803426
who?
hope you backed it up

can't fathom playing pokemon for more than the gen or two you grew up with
all the same aren't they

>>211803396
Find a black guy on Instagram, screenshot some of his pictures. Make an account on Hinge, Tinder whatever (accept that you may be banned). Then it's up to you; try and match with girls you know and ask if they prefer black men? Send women to dates on their own? Up to you.

tfw no latex gf

>>211803487
SoulSilver was kino, I still felt embarrassed asking my mum for it for my birthday when I was 18 though haha

lovely day today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA

>>211803521
pretty sure she was already deeply embarrassed by you

>>211803459
yep i am doing that from now on - there is nothing that can't be left until later in that regard

>>211803470
hana
been like a week
she uploaded then like an hour later i went to watch only to find her channel nuked
devastated

>>211803492
I thought pretty much every dating app required a phone number now

>>211803539
overrated trollop

>>211803487
not really

going crazy on you

mad how 10kg extra fat can absolutely destroy your face structure. you can go from a 7/10 to a 4/10 just from that.

>>211803539
she is a cheeky girl haha ;)

>>211803548
Good lad. No use buggering up your life over a few drinks

>>211803576
dont need to hear this as i prepare for the final 10kg bulk

it's actually mental how many angry old bastards there are here just seething the day away

>>211803576
yeah learned that last year while bulking
never noticed during it, but in pictures i look gormless lol

>>211803576
wouldn't do anything to me, i'm already ugly

>>211803613
as long as it's a real bulk and not you heing a fat bastard while "bulking"

I hate Islam.

>>211803653
no its a clean bulk

caught covid at the sea shanties festival
:c

>>211803576
i only look good when im emaciated desu got very ugly face fat distribution

>>211803552
Most do.

Some, like Badoo, don't require one (and don't really dish out bans leniently) which is the app I used for my black man catfishes (and posted some of the replies here)

bin weevils gf messaging me

>>211803679
good lad, the only way people should be bulking, dirty bulking is just cope

fruity ass niggas

it is mad, mental even how fit she is

>>211803734
'

>>211803698
yeah, us ugly bastards have to leanmaxx to look acceptable, it's life

>>211803764
you are closet gay

>>211803764
disgusting

>>211803636
a water bottle costs £1 at Aldi

the same water bottle on a plane costs £5

change locations

you would be a 7/10 here for instance

>>211803764
she literally looks like a ghoul, you've been psyopped well and truly

>>211803764
someone should kill this tranny freak

air con toiling away but i haven't got a window kit so ive just pushed the curtain around it
say lavvie

>>211803764
is the top half of this image imperceivable to you brazilad

unreal how fit she is

>>211803851
grim

arsed up my first time having sex so bad I don't want to have sex again. was far too intoxicated to be effective, very embarrassing

>>211803851
there's a cock and balls in there

>>211803885
yes, and?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE

women don't smile in pictures anymore they just do this

incel: don't post about transexuals challenge
difficulty: nightmare

>>211803934
but when i do this it’s gay and autistic

all the lovely plastic sexbots in brazil and he's focused on boring pop stars
almost as if he isn't actually in brazil or something

EW is unironically fitter than any of the trannys that get posted here

>>211803976
he's the one that posts his favourite tranny goon material in every thread

time to walk dogberg, then back for a black coffee, a whisky, some ice cream and a good tug

>>211803934
that is a smile its just closed lipped

>>211803764
apparently there is a picture floating around where she's squatting down to pick up her dog and while she's squatting she looks like she's doing a poo. wait I have it here, look

>>211804023
M8 the Brazilian is spaki

>>211804030
elijah wood?

>>211804023
fucking hell how have you not realised its another boring spaki gimmick

you're doing a burger, then
are you sorting it on a brioche or sesame bun?

>>211804050
What an actual munter

>New Zealand's oldest building dates to 1822
grim

>>211803934
what is this face expression called

Digsuting Capatlist Pigswine

>>211804023
so i can't just lust for both types of women? i like me some blondes too x

I think we did a pretty good job so far

>>211804069
im a brioche guy

>Clark Eastwood

>>211804079
anglo runts were living in this 6000 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knap_of_Howar

gonna boot up the civilization IV and play some multi-player

>>211804047
pedantic cunt

wish i still lived in poland
was very nice despite the negatives, like horrible air quality or the unmaintained grass coming through the path.. or bydlo you sometimes had to deal with
yankistan just isnt the same. completely soulless

>>211804079
My local is older than that

arse proper reeks

>>211804139
i dont think anglo-saxons were living in orkney in 2800bc

>>211804068
i'm not this nigga idk why you keep thinking i am

>>211802454
Why is she crying?

autistic gf not replying to me lads
don't think it's meant to be really

>>211804139
looks comfy, shame they don't have trees up there

>>211804185
born with a willy

>>211804069
Hard to get a nice sesame bun these days. They are all cheap and shit.

All the nice ones are brioche, but much prefer it not on sweet bread.

I've been having them on nice regular bread recenetly, usually sourdough slices from Jasons

brioche is SHIT

>>211804174
pick up a history book

rorke's da

>>211804207
TRVTHNVKE

24hr off the weed. I'm bored and I have a headache. this is awful.

has cami got her knob out yet

>>211804148
have we got walled off the civilised world again

>>211804227
LOL

>>211804227
Wheres the knockout study?

>>211804205
bourgeois traitor scum

off to the yakuza sesh

>>211804231
i get pretty bad depression while i'm off the stuff

>>211804231
dont really miss the gangabis
mad how it really does make you alright with doing fuck all
saps your potential
keep it up lad

>>211804201
At least wasnt born ugly

>>211804148
Off there for a week next month this makes me excited

>>211803934

>>211804267
maybe your just using weed to treat your depression

>>211804227
why does he look so awful
needs to take care of those eye bags or something

>>211804207
you are shit

Might make welsh rarebit on the weekend,

>>211804300
yep it makes me highh

>>211804207
trvkey
any burger that has brioche buns is an instant downgrade

>>211804230
stop lying to impress the aussie, a good brioche is lovely

>>211804300
NTA but same
And this anon is right
>>211804270
It giga saps your potential and wwhen u notice you spend thousands and lost years of your life
wake up bro! -> >>211804231
UNSHACKLE

Squadie friend of mine implied I was anti-semitic for mentioning the USS Liberty incident in the groupchat

>>211804076
she's rather fit when she's out of drag actually

>>211804270
>mad how it really does make you alright with doing fuck all
the ultimate NEET drug. most weed smokers I know have a 3 year black hole in their lives from when they were smoking and doing fuck all

>>211804207
>>211804330
and they've got the nerve to act like it's a special treat when they have it on menus
"served on a Brioche Bun ooooh!!!" i'm going to fucking KILL MYSELF

based

lads im just off out for a bit. If EW shows up please tell her i think she's fit and i'd like to put my willy in her bum

>>211804393
U never had a brioche croissant and it shows

>>211804393
scrimbling

>>211804399
based

you know what has gone woke? water

>>211804330
its a pastry they are not meant to be used as burger buns

>>211804289
i remember i was hitchhiking with some friends there, complete strangers were all very friendly and nice to us
couldn't fathom doing that here

Opinions on TND?

>>211804375
12 years too old for me I think mate

whenever i look at a woman i always try to guess how many knobs she's sucked

>>211804399
haha based

>>211804299
Wow she actually looks cute in that second picture

>>211804393
They have to do it cause of capatalism m8, its called comodity fetishism.

If they don't list stuff out like that, they couldn't get reify the product and fool you into speanding 14 pound for 200g beef and 2 slices of bread.

In the soviet union/japan stuff just normal priced and of better quality. Makes you think.

>>211804467
blimey

>>211804374
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
GOYS MUST DIE FOR MY JEW GOLD

>>211804455
Disgusting, notice how no one was into monstrous cottage cheese ass in the soviet union.

>capatalism
>comodity fetishism
>get reify the product
>speanding

>>211804472
been round for tea at your mums?

>>211804520
get that from a youtube video essay did you?

twenty nine year olds

2 for 1 on 14 inch pizzas for 15€ is diabolical
2400 calories gone in 15 minutes

>>211804399
green O are ones I've tried and green circles are the best tasting

>>211804591
Nah only watch vids on bitchute.

>>211804593
so brit posters?

>>211804593
um!!!! haha xdxdxdxd

>>211804599
fat cunt's been typing this post for 45 minutes
three breaks to catch his breath

>>211804520
u spelled commodity fetishism wrong besides ur understanding of the concept is very shallow at best

>>211804600
dtfic's drip

Chelsea play in a minute ok !

>>211804618
melty

>>211804637
Spelling fetishism.

>>211804520
>Makes you think.
no it doesn't!! i am too busy getting fucked in the face with a brioche penis by every pub in my local area

>In the soviet union/japan stuff just normal priced and of better quality.

>get it? the joke is i'm a horny paedophile! haha! um!
hilarious

>>211804645
I'm not dtfic you are

raping my own arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_tJnC0vpn4
corr

>>211804709
omds

>>211804689
Burgers in general in japan are atrocious

>>211802358 (OP)
Wow she's lichuraly my fave artist

suckling a henney's

>>211804709
this finna be me in 10 years

>>211804689
Wouldn't the rice just fall apart
Dreadful idea
I mean 'kino' 'bvsed' 'sovl' etc.

>>211804618
>>211804699
cor you noticed a common trend among /brit/ posts and then critiqued it by way of irony never seen that before bet you're well smart

>>211804689
bizzare to lump together the two
isnt japan known for selling anime figures that cost as much as used cars

>>211804529
You're not helping my case

>>211804689
Burgers 6 pound for 3 patties
Proved my point innit.

>>211804750
sent that freak flying

>>211804719
reminds me of techno and slags lad

>>211804709
i'm a creep....

>>211804750
rattled

>>211804734
she's an icon

>>211804719
fun fact she's irish/polish and I used to wank to her tumblr!

>>211804777
it's 9 pounds retard

>>211598098
>>211598098

>>211804746
yeh
one of the most bizarre ideas for a burger i've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sMU1r8S3ajU

>>211804777
that's a lot in japan for people on japanese salaries it's not reasonable at all

>>211800302
>>211800302
>>211800302

>>211804227
Rorke unironically spending hours watching videos like this instead of improving his life in tangible ways

>>211801631
>>211801631
>>211801631
NEW

get it made

So is someone posting a new or what

>>211804989
nah

>>211805007
>>211805007
>>211805007

>>211805015

>>211805015
What a fucking doughnut

get it MADE

let it DIE

>>211805044
>>211805044
>>211805044
in here

>>211805015
actually creasing

>>211805063
not posting in this one enjoy lads

Keir Starmer fucking dead dogs on strictly come dancing