Thread 211808105

Aussie edish

sent that leaf freak flying edish

>>211808136
Fuck her slowly.

14 porcelain
14 onyx

looking at my bitch i bet she give your ass a bone

Only got mold in my fridge don't I?

started making an *enters thread* post on /cum/ like a fucking MONG

band's starting recording our next album this week lads. quite exciting really (for me not for you obvs)

People who pick up their dog shit, tie the bag then chuck the bag on the floor drive me absolutely mental I want to smash their fucking face in

want to watch a british prison documentary but they don't exist, what gives, we have tons of em

was on a flight home earlier and a lad a few rows in front had to ask for a seatbelt extender his gut was so big
can't imagine the shame if you got to that state

>>211808166
fucks that even mean zied

Got a holiday booked but secretly dreading it instead of being excited like a normal person would be because I'm a shut-in runt

>>211808211
why mate better than leaving dogshit there isn't it

>>211808234
he's fantasizing about black men raping children

>>211808237
Where ya going?

*enters thread*

>>211808210
got a solid producer?
you've gotta have a solid producer.
bad producer, bad album. everyone knows this.
you're not producing it yourselves are you?

*enters the thread*

business idea: permanently relocate to Rwanda

>>211808237
best holiday i ever had i was grumping right up til we'd actually got into the apartment but it all turned around soon after

>>211808250
Least.

*enters the thread*

the 'scriptions

>>211808244
Are you joking? Dog shit is annoying to step in but at the end of the day it’s shit. Animals shit outside. Plastic bags are an eyesore and take 20 years to decompose

3 WHITE LINES AND A PILL
DUCK HIDE FROM THE BILL
S3 ON THE GRILLE

>>211808234
braindamaged shite but somewhere in it is definitely a reference to black men's willies because a black man's willy is his favourite thing in the world.

>>211808214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxo-2hk0rag

>>211808338
Again.

>>211808328
wtf that's three different people

>>211808309
>>211808338

Some lad called teklab delivered my 'roo order earlier

>>211808244
waste of plastic and it never gets washed away just stays there until the end of time why even bag it if youre not just going to throw it away

the cat and dog population in this country should be reduced by 90%

>>211808328
Any asmrs that aren't doing that horrible mouth noises or tapping it goes through me

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>211808328
wouldn't mind seeing ivys tits coated with african champagne from a purple python headed bbc

>>211808237
can never get excited till i'm off the plane, me

>>211808425
i bet you would you gay faggot homosexual but could you keep it to yourself? nobody cares

>>211808383
he sounds like an app

she's gorgeous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYYjXBboW_Y

>>211808383
Had a driver called Harvey Hitlar once

>>211808476
fuck off

>>211808265
its sad because that probably hurt like hell but its funny because hes fat

pussy had me floating

Remember this
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1505/65/1505654372209.webm
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1505/65/1505654456282.webm
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1505/65/1505654250139.webm

stop making fun of my people

Living in this country as a native british man in his 20s is just wall-to-wall humiliation

Doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzygcaLaMC8

my gender? im a mechanic

Another night watching the Tel Aviv skyline with my best mate Steve Lookner. This is living

my arse demands a raping

>>211808634
Russian. Very fucked.

>>211808628
she is a virgin

>>211808664
hey

omds

>>211808664
Visible.

>>211808420
violence zied? this isn't funny anymore.

>>211808585
thats the way it used to be in the uk especially in working class communities

how is it still so warm it's gone 9pm ffss

Watching max & paddy

>>211808734
paddy and max

made a lebanese style wrap for din dins

was quite leng n dat, ofc had lots of pickles in dat bastard

>>211808214
what do you want to know, I work in one

>>211808758
wahey

>>211808284
*closes pop-up*

>>211808601
living as a sub 5 male in general is dreadful

>>211808585
AIslop

>>211808733
Bought a portable air con thing u just plug into the wall cost me £500 but absolutely worth it

>>211808838
did this as well
my flat is a lovely 19c despite sunbergs best efforts earlier

thinking of schoolgirlpong

and best of all we don't pay council tax

>>211808838
i have one of these. pipe through the window, zip up and lovely cool room even in peak summer

>>211808894
See them sometimes walking home in their PE kits

Ugandan Ghetto Air Force

>>211808838
I just use an electric fan. 20 quid and it's enough for any warm days in the summer.

>>211808894
My eyes are Russian.

>>211808834
What in the name of double-translated ChatGPT Engineered horseshit is this?

>>211808733
help

im now on the max and paddy toil also

>>211808952
Good lad. Like magnet and steel

>>211808234
he's talking about crafting onyx jewellery in runescape (there are 28 inventory slots)

hymen expansions are being administered

>>211808391
makes it easier for someone else to finish the job
it's lazy and still littering but it is at least better than leaving dogshit where the dog shat it

Off to Botswana tomorrow, hope I don't pick up a disease

>>211808926
And your heart was made by Doosan!

>>211808976
Nonesense. Not as good as tango and cash.

dogs are a nuisance
owning one is NPC behaviour

>>211808912
just have the hose dangling out the window, might have to get one of those zippy kits

>>211809001
I suppose so

leftypol stunned

Its silly to me that even after all these years, Indians immigrate to the west and still seethe about Brits to this fucking day, all the time. A lot of the ones here think they can just shout random shit about Brits/Anglos because we make fun of you guys a lot but really they just come off as petty and inferior. India is a nation of arrogant brown nosers.

>>211808898
I have these but in all black

>>211809013
why are you gay?

>>211809034
How was your Eid Al-Adha, Zaid?

>>211809064
lmao

>>211809064
pule alyan noldic specimen

>>211808876
I thought Detroit declined because they stopped making cars there and they started making them elsewhere

>>211809076
nice one
stealthy

>>211808922
imagine rubbing one of them off with her PE shorts still on and the grool starts leaking through

>>211809094
his parrol most auspicious
bling good foltune to grolious nippon

>>211809138
no leftypol, it was obviously the blacks.

really actually getting sick of these nonce posts

>>211809034
its cool when they are wolflike and protectors

>>211809196
subtle nonce posting was funny for about a week but its just muck now

>>211809170
They're far too sensitive down there to care I think

>>211809170
You got a loicense for that mate?

coxinhas with coffee, you don't need anything else in life really

*pulls a lever that causes the /brit/ molten steel bucket to tip over*

>>211809212
it was never funny you mongo dickhead get a grip

the cronem are activating

https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y

>>211809212
umposters still going strong

>>211809064
I assume your post is meant to be a racist joke but it's possible for a white person to have citizenship of an Asian country. Pic related is South Korean and he's even a member of the South Korean parliament.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ihn_Yo-han

>>211809196
16 is legal

don't think nonceposting is even a gimmick. they genuinely mean everything they post

>>211809212
Was never funny mush

checked out /x/ and yep it's all schizos rambling and babbling at each other

got the Steve Lookner on

>>211809264
hard to explain the joke but i don't know if you got it

>>211809272
Only because the country is run by nonces

>>211809308
So just like here

what's happening with iran then lads, who we got

>>211809224
I'd probably want a vegetable and some kind of depressant (alcohol, tobacco, or marijuana) eventually, but I could fux with chicken doughnuts and a cup o black right now.

>>211809338
Got a 14 year old's arse cheek cupped firmly in my hand

>>211809021
whats that a tortoise baby
some sort of child tortoise?

>>211809338
im on team nothingburger

>>211809356
ktim

philosophers be like

lemme think about the meaning of this burger while i flip it for you

>>211809275
probably half and half

>>211809348
:/

>>211809348
Where's the rest of him?

All these Katies know I get dough

>>211809356
you're on team nosex too

>>211809327
I assume it's joking about the brown British guy who survived the plane crash the other day. As far as I know he was British. And it's entirely possible for a white person to be Japanese if they have Japanese citizenship.

>>211809348
maaaaaaaaattee OFCOM are here.......

>>211809138
nobody opts for a yank car given a choice theyre loud poorly suited for cities and expensive to maintain, yanks of course never change their ways so they found it more compelling to just blackmail everyone instead of working out a solution that would work for their customers

>>211809348
uhm?

suffering from 'xiety and 'somnia

>>211809401
sup crodie

>>211809344
kitty!

>>211809401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg

ughh its so hot~

the us is about to directly join with israels campaign

its over

billions will die

>>211809427
sup! x

*goes mental and dies*

>>211809451
hope the bad guys (israel and usa) lose

>>211809422
Same!!

Life is like a sandwich

It doesn't matter which way you make it, but the bread has always gotta come first

>>211809451
bet they've got a few pengers under those hijabs, i say free them

>>211809487
the bread being money

>>211809451
remember when trump was the candidate for pulling out of the middle east? haha

>>211809453
>>211809253
made dis new drum n bass ting x

>>211809487
my life is the kfc double down then aha x

>>211809451
nah they'll absolutely crush everyone in their way

>>211809500
good boy

>>211809449
little slag

>>211809487
Life is like french cheese.
It's rotten and rancid and leaves a bad taste to the mouth.

Imagine calling your baby Hugo
Just setting him up to get bullied

modern urban life is a catastrophe
humans weren't supposed to live in anthills

>>211809505
Oh yeah they be playing that in the Gherkin lounge

>>211809487
wraps are healthier

>>211809536
Diamond.

eating poo

>>211809549
his dad owns a third home in the cotswolds tho

>>211809567
Known.

Hugo Furst

hugo is a very masculine name, i think it would make any boy into a chad

inhaling poo

>>211809610
This.

lran are out of missiles its basically over

huge-penis-o

>>211808105 (OP)
clap

putting rorke in a box

absolute queen

Grooming gang report out and not a single peep on the news

>>211809642
thank you lad
*turns to the camera*
and that was our borelord correspondent (smelly bedroom division)

sir keir starmer stands with israel

>>211809642
they're darting around in cold war era jets it was over before it started

>>211809691
errrr

>>211809691
it was top story at 6pm on BBC1

>>211809253
Do you make this yourself or use ai
Either way this is unironically good omds

>>211809713
David beats Goliath

>>211809717
fucking obliterated that freak

oof he's trying so hard

what's to be done in a society where only women get ahead in school/uni and thus are the only ones capable of getting jobs

my mate sent me this and told me it was a serbian bird and I thought she looked hot af and wanked over her and then he told me it was actually a willard-having transsexual from brazil and I've never recovered tbqh

For the Amazon voucher guy a few threads ago who asked for dubs to decide what he'd get, dubs decided a sex arse would suffice...

it's actually a pretty nice feeling when you shave your beard after letting it grow for like a month straight

>>211809731
trial and error with ai and then some editing done myself

rorke tried reading the casey report then got sleepy after the second page

wtf is with that lad making tomato 'cookies' on that advert
are tomato cookies a thing

biomass

therighthonourablegentlemenwouldonlyputuptaxesoninheritanceandpensionsandcorporations

10 years since Trump descended the escalators to announce his presidential campaign.

Historic.

>>211809802
looks like warwick davis' daughter if she were human sized

>>211809809
>Trump descended the escalators
almost forgot about that lol

>>211809807
Orgasm.

biomassturbation
getting them wanked off

>>211809717
normies don't check the bbc news website

>>211809807
good manics reference

>>211809783
Janny don't delete this it's legitimate discussion.

mad how councils and police forces up and down the country simply lacked the will to enforce the law
just shows that this country is rotten and dead

Opinion on the central asians, boys?

>>211809809
I remember watching a Channel 4 documentary about whether he'd win in 2016 and what would happen if he did

would definitely go to war for this

>canslad went outside on a toiltrip today

FUCKING HELL THE HEAT IS FUCKING NOT OKAY LADS
I shall be wearing the Du*lin uniform from now on, tracksuti bottoms

beautiful biomass britain

fly tipping is really pathetic behaviour

>>211809853
We are going to be right! I swear it!

>>211809831
has anyone told the russian lad that makes these that 1 in 70 russians have HIV which is a comparable rate to liberia and sierra leone

every female is an NPC

>>211809856
>lacked the will
more like jacked off to jill

>>211809879
Was any of your family members in the IRA?

i hate being a mentally ill freak

any good books about WW2 from the japanese pespective

>>211809954
yeah

bring back sara lee chocolate gateau, says I

>>211809831
home...

>>211809967
Hope that's not a public gym

What's the word for when you try to do the thing I always forget the correct term

>>211809451
>its over
>billions will die
ah yes, because russia and china will definitely rush to the defence of muslim north korea...

>>211809954
no

>>211809994
attempt?

>>211810006
Yes. Approved.

shicken keyev, chips, beans and a fried egg
served by a couple of naked women
angel delight for dessert

>>211809994
?

>>211809942
Yes. No.

"The ethnicity data collected for victims and perpetrators of group-based child sexual
exploitation is not sufficient to allow any conclusions to be drawn at the national
level"

what did she mean by this?

>>211809992
looks like she's in her home gym probably a garage

>>211809833
It was kino
>>211809865
I knew he'd win from November 2015.

>>211809717
Even the usually staunchly blind-eye turning Guardian are talking about it to be fair

>>211808210
best of luck getting double digit album sales x

brilliant biomass britain

about to do what brits call, "wanking"

>>211810023
Whwn you pry the thing and swivel trying to get a result but not necessarily succeed

listening to the musical album a scarcity of miracles

nigga name is keir

l have done...murder

>>211810036
makes sense, can clock troon freaks from a while away so its probably just all-stares

>>211809918
mad how Doctor Who predicted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbGpcAAIn7Y

would love a benzo right now

>>211810084
no you cant most of us pass

off out stargazing x

why do pakistanis say "arse"? is brit influence there still this strong?

wuld take pretty much any drug right now l'm so sober and bored

AMERICAN INVASION CONFIRMED

>>211810024
You won’t get arrested if you say yes you know

>>211810084
no you can't most of them pass

*obnoxiously and at high volume*
YES NO
MAYBE
I DONT KNOW
COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

>>211810125
I did say yes, lad.
I also said no.

keep confusing damien lewis with damien hirst
was talking about band of brothers and was saying it had damien hirst in and they looked at me like i was a gormless twat

was in a mental health community for several years but really want to get out now as I feel like I can't talk about anything good that's happening without upsetting people

spent £190 on a pair of headphones. these bastard things better be good.

>>211810152
you gormless twat you CRETIN you UTTER NUMBSKULL I would do the same thing probably

>>211808910
sometimes ill get this stuck in my head but probably only watched 1 or 2 episodes when i was 12

>>211810164
the nonceposter is the trannyposter who is tilde
it simply isnt a surprise

>>211810160
which ones

might try and go an entire week without saying the word 'the'
shall film my efforts and put them on youtube

>>211810149
Right so I’m saying why aren’t u giving me a straight answer

>>211810088
huxley predicted it in 1930

>>211810164
ah but you see, you only notice the ones who don't pass... it's a.. how you say... falacy

>>211810068
Brits be like "having a wank, lads"
Yanks be like "jerking off, dudes"

>>211810071
Attempt

>>211810215
ok anon but how do you think that might improve your chances of finding a job? do you think its possible that might have a negative effect?

tugging me tackle

>>211810197
Sony WH1000XM4

mental how mk ultra was a huge success

howling

https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/1934684802239598758

>>211810215
Very Slavic of you

>>211810226
Nope mate, used to work the doors in bristol and every time one came up to me i just shook me head and laughed, most of them understood what that meant and skulked off

>>211810229
no comma and no quotation marks in that second one

>>211810249
Fucking bitch.

>>211810251
these are fantastic, had them for a few years and recently upgraded to the new XM6 which are also brilliant

>>211810215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYgKCbFbWY

>>211810249
SEX with Rubes
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Susan Loughnane's musky tuppence

Tracy Emin... make your bed!

>>211810268
Beats. Well played.

>>211810251
i have the mk3 and they're pretty good i think you'll be happy

>>211810249
what a fucking munter

>>211810277
what about with a foreign bloke

I reckon Tim will soon croak in the hospital. He's been in and out for almost the entire year

>>211810306
you are gay

brilliant
beautiful
biomass
britain

>>211810277
and what about the ones that didn't?

normal people be like
>i don't like carrots
4chan mongs be like
>liking carrots is literally lefty tranny cope NPC shit. laughing at all the normaloid orange stick enjoyers who think they're so good for eating a food that brown hands literally picked out of the dirt. God im so based for having this opinion

>>211810342
Queens

watching the new Orlando Bloom comedy on Amazon Prime

>>211810319
fuck off bill o'reilly

>>211810351
Where's the lie?

>>211810351
well that's 4chan sent flying then

imagine liking carrots

>>211810351
>food analogy

>>211810367
>>211810367
>>211810367

tad early that

heathercanspedo onamadone

>>211810423
As was this one when it was made, lad

>>211810299
>>211810287
*very* reassuring to know

>>211808105 (OP)
thoughts on new mi6 chief? dhe is Georgian btw.