what's the closest you've been to this situation iyc?

>>211808975 (OP)
Mom caught me drawing hentai and took the "art" from my hands. She didn't said anything and just threw it in the garbage.

>>211808975 (OP)
my dad finding my dutasteride pills in a travel bag and assuming it was hrt or something

>>211809063
haha
my mom was looking for something and opened the drawer where i had some pron magz stashed
i know she noticed those cause she closed the drawer fast and went away to look what she was looking for somewhere else
never said a saw, nothing.

>>211809063
W non-degenerate mom

>>211808975 (OP)
I never got caught doing stupid things since I'm not retarded. They don't even know what music I listened to

>>211809063
Is this you?

>>211808975 (OP)
Mom caught me in bed fully naked with my gf when I was 16.
I thought she was at work, apparently she was just in the basement doing laundry and heard us.
Then had the long soul crushing "you have to be safe, do you have condoms, pleaaase be safe" talk with the both of us for like an hour afterwards...

It's still the go to embarrassing memory that always pops up at the worst time.

>>211808975 (OP)
Mom found my porno mags when I was in my teens. Had them hidden under the bookshelf in my room but of course she decided to move it and clean there. She placed them in the bookshelf, all nice and stacked..
>>211809662
I know the feeling..

>>211808975 (OP)
My mom once saw my screen while one of my less masculine photos I posted was still open. I think she didn't see it cause she acted completely normal. My heart was racing

>>211808975 (OP)
Just the normal shit. Mom walked in on me jerking it once. She just said sorry and left again.

>>211809063
I hope she felt embarrassed as fuck that her son is a degenerate it serves her right for not respecting people's privacy

>>211808975 (OP)
My mom found my gf's nudes on my phone. She started screaming at me about being careless and risking knocking her up, probably because she was pregnant with me in high school and didn't want me to do the same shit to another girl. Since then I've become kind of a black sheep "pervert" to her in a passive aggressive sort of way.

>>211808975 (OP)
not exactly but my mom found my stash once

>>211808975 (OP)
My mom and sister bumped into me and my bf at the local supermarket.
They were really confused when he introduced himself because he looks very fem.
Also, they didn't know I was bi because I only had gfs before so that was a "fun" conversation.
Turned even more awkward when they found out we had been living together for two years at that point already.

>my mom
>my mom
>my mom
>my mom

>>211814271
Well sorry, my dad was always pretty good towards me, my mother was not.

>>211814271
Dad was always working. Pretty sure that's the common way.

>>211808975 (OP)
one time in high school a girl’s dad walked in on my eating her pussy and he made us sit in the living room. we watched heathers while he was playing call of duty on his kitchen pc and staring at us. could not tell you why he didn’t just kick me out.

>>211814338
>>211814343
You're supposed to laugh, silly.

>>211814462
I only laugh at funny things.

>>211814392
he knew you were a fag because you were eating pussy and was waiting for you to go down on him too while he gamed

>>211811555
Should have asked her to join.

>>211808975 (OP)
lmao kek!!!

>>211808975 (OP)
Same exact situation actually but my dad didn't come in, he just knocked

>>211817101
why are chileans like this

>>211817130
Heil Hitler uwu

>>211811722
less masculine photos?

>>211811555
fuck off normie

>>211817144
considering your mjolnir necklace, i figured

>>211809063
Post it

>>211808975 (OP)
>mfw knew a black guy IRL who had a giga Aryan femboy neo nazi gf
It was the weirdest shit ever.

>>211818138
>femboy
>gf
huh?

>>211818138
niggas will buckbreak themselves like this and then seethe when we call them abeed and deny them hajj

>>211817340
Those who know

>>211809063

>>211818644
do you crossdress 0_0? She knows btw, she just kept it cool to avoid embarrasing you, moms always know.

>>211808975 (OP)
I was scrolling through my dead rising in-game photos with my dad in the room until I reached an "erotica" themed one (with the girl who had huge tits from the movie theater)

Upon reaching the first row of images, I fucking panicked. Thinking quickly but also inaccurately I for some reason thought that it would be faster and less obvious if I kept scrolling the pictures in the same direction but really fast (maybe he won't even notice!) because to go back up, I would have at least 2 to 3 seconds of zero motion as the selected picture rose from the bottom row, to the next up, to the middle, and then the top (when it would then start moving upwards)

My decision made, I started scrolling as fast as humanly possible- only to be dismayed by the reality that there was more than one row of erotic pictures. Further and further I scrolled, and deeper and deeper into the sunk cost I drowned. Row after row of exclusively pictures of her huge tits from different angles and poses.

Eventually I realized I can just back out of the pictures entirely, and did so. What followed was awkward silence, followed by my next clever move- I was just following orders sir
>"You have to take those pictures to get a lot of points for upgrades and stuff"
Was my clever ruse. And I do think considering my situation it was as clever as you could be. Didn't work tho

>>211819095
I should also say he wasn't just "in the room" I was explicitly showing him the photo reel because I thought the fact that you could take pictures in the game was a cool feature

>>211818661
incest a much worse fetish than NTR or even furries, I don't understand why it doesn't get more hate