Thread 211809081

Does your country also hold parades to display its formidable military might to the world?

>>211809081 (OP)
your country

>>211809200
my country

This was hilarious. A loose gaggle of mutts in ill-fitting fatigues shambling along like fentanyl-zombies.

"appear weak"

>>211809606
they look natural bro. Id prefer that much more than how commie country do it with people making strong steps marching in rhythm like robots like that mean anything when the us can drone strike them to oblivion without losing a finger nail of their troops

>>211809606
kek that was so painful to watch.
the stream comments were visceral.

>>211809606
They march like what they are. A soulless army of slaves to die for israel and foreign interests

>>211810177
they would still beat any of the thirdie cunts you simp for

>>211810177
They're like the Orcs in Lord of the Rings - a slave army driven to serve their master's will.

>>211809081 (OP)
Check out their awesome drone, tho.

>>211810330
Vietnam

>>211810625
Why they didn't at least made the drone fly?

>Tell the Army to do a masive parade instead like some 3rd world shithole
>Give them no time to practice (Remember, China, Russia, NK etc train for months to do this shit instead of combat training)
>Have mid parade sponsors

At this point Im sure Putin has Trumps balls firmly squeezed and nobody can tell me otherwise

>>211810625
>saunters along holding up an aliexpress drone
I have never seen such half-arsed shit in my life. Shamefur dispray.

Trump has a humiliation fetich, everything he does makes a lot more sense if you view it that way

>>211809200
The virgin march.
>>211809081 (OP)
The Chad stride.

>>211809081 (OP)
>>211810625
We're supposed to fight a world war with this?

>>211810722
They couldn't afford an expensive drone, so they got a $50 cheap Temu drone that only had 10 minutes of battery life and they don't want to risk it falling out of the sky.

Much less embarrassing holding it up and parading with it instead.

>>211809081 (OP)
THESE are the guy who defeated the nazis?

>>211810177
that would be orchestrated third world parades of china, iran, dprk and russia

"walking" is typical for western countries parades, no bullishit messages of threatening to the world, just greeting people

https://youtu.be/9DJKDmwcOf4?si=qXSf0SOqJfdZUG5Z
https://youtu.be/XF20SAvUMII?si=xP7nxRXhDkzz9tfp

Wasn't this planned for years? Even what I did in middle school looked more organized.

Why does everything Trump touches instantly become tacky? He is such a vulgar person.

My platoon in the Army Cadets when I was 14 had better drill than this.

>>211811041
Kek. What the fuck is that? I missed it. That cost 69 million dollars?

>>211811082
lol virgin

>>211810998
you can "walk" in coordination you know

should have asked the Indians how it's done.

>>211811041
his whole personality is being rich, it's bit like andrew tate. he's incredibly superficial.

>All these Amerifat boomers coping in the YouTube comments about how this flop of a parade wasn’t embarrassing, and that America could glass any country it wants to.

Why are old people here like this?

>>211811161
Isn't that from bollywood?

>>211811088
Pay up, Amerigoys.

>>211811041
did they REALLY get actual fucking soldiers to stand on a little battleship made of cardboard? parody tier shit.
amerilards havent been this humiliated since the jews killed their president.

>>211809606
They look like POWs being paraded by their captors

>>211811382
Just an reenactment of the Bataan Death March.

>>211811444
The worst part about the event was how empty it was. People were too busy protesting instead. So even though the tanks were ill maintained, there wasn't any crowd noise to drown out the squeaking of mechanical parts.

>>211811088
>>211811351
I accidentally saved a frame instead of the video. Look it up, it is comedy gold.

>>211809790
kek

>>211809081 (OP)
>>211809606
Holy cringe

>>211810816
Yes probably blackmail of some kind

>>211810956
No. USA advantage was always their industrial capacity
They were never able fighters

>>211809081 (OP)
I remember seeing a r*ddit thread about this, and the cope in the comments was that "well Americans don't care about useless shit like marching, we care about what matters, and that's winning wars"

When I asked which wars were won in the past 50 years, I just got downvoted.

>>211810998
>walking" is typical for western countries parades, no bullishit messages of threatening to the world, just greeting people
That's bullshit you know. Or are frogs, spanish and italians not western?

>>211811216
Lead poisoning

>>211811976
You're talking to a draft dodger, of course he's going to defend muttland.

>>211811503
Thirdie shithole dictator behaviour desu

>6600 zogbots
>~300 spectators

top kek

>>211811636
oh look its the ching chong chink shill. thank you for your service

>>211812472
meanwhile protests against the orange jew drew in millions

>>211809081 (OP)
damn

>>211809606
The first group is walking, second group is marching. Calm down limey, prancing around in fancy outfits won't bring your empire back and it DEFINITELY doesn't make your army actually strong - we have real parade dress that soldiers use when they're doing a real event, this was not that it was just a casual birthday celebration for the Great Leader which is why the army made it look like shit

>>211813101
I saw some articles try to blame it on the weather too, even though the DC protest was packed to the gills

>>211811136
decorum, style, order.
very nice and dignified marching

>>211811161
>this will win us the war

>>211811954
The boomer idea that we had some badass warriors that won us wars is hilarious

>>211810816
it's weird, people seem to think the military constantly practices marching when in reality you don't do that shit after graduating AIT

>>211811444
>>211811503

>>211813037
>so scared he switched off his vpn
kek

>marching with no snare drums

No wonder they can't keep time

>>211813101
>>211815670
You mean paid protests filled with boomers who don't even know what they're protesting against? Is that supposed to be some kind of own?

>>211816045
>the protests were paid
>not the birthday present literally publically sponsored by crypto scammers and deep state thiel
Living in this much delusion has to be incredibly corrosive to your sense of self

>>211809606
Only parade mutts can do properly are pride parades

>d00d the murican army is so weak and useless KEK look at how cool austria is because they have gay dance moves
So why is it that you talk about us all the time instead of the Austrian military? Or the German military? Or the French military? Maybe because they're all irrelevant? Nobody gives a shit about any of these other armies for a reason.

>>211816077
they are paid, yeah. don't even know why you'd contest something so obvious

>>211810177
>die for israel and foreign interests
This is the US military lmao their biggest risk is dying of boredom while they wait to get out and claim their free college. They aren't like Russians and Gazans who are being sent off to die en masse right now.

>>211816090
because theyre not constantly embroiled in foreign wars with military bases in every part of the world

>>211810816
He's 100000% on the Epstein list and Vlad has videos on demand.

Highly likely US intel agencies know this too but don't want to rock the boat too much and would rather just let him finish his term.

Millennial bros, is this what Bush's first term was like?

>>211816281
>and would rather just let him finish his term
>he doesn't know about third term

>>211816501
Bush was just incompetent, Cheney was the mastermind. But at least the puppeteers back then were other American politicians who actually believed the insane ideological crap coming out of Republican think tank. This guy is a schizophrenic squawkbox for Russian, Israeli, and Chinese interests and is undermining our national interests at every step

>>211810916
judging by how russia and iran are doing the competition isn't much better

>>211811954
desert storm was a resounding success, i don't care for boomers but this is just retarded

>>211816628
He won't live enough for a third term.

He's absurdly obese and old as fuck. He's probably only alive because of dozens of different meds

>>211816809
China is the competition.
Russia is bro now

>>211817023
china has pretty much 0 combat experience, if anything they would be even worse than russia in a war

>>211816122
how come they never ask me to protest? I'd do it for money
t neet

>>211811041
why in the name of fuck is the USAF roundel on a ship and what possible ship is it even meant to be

>>211811041
Reaching third world mechanog soldier level

>>211809081 (OP)
>>211809606
>>211810625
Its bizarre to me that they did this in OCP instead of service dress. Also im pretty sure it was all very last minute and nobody wanted to be there so they put minimal effort
t. In the military

>>211817604
Somebody mentioned that the individuals have to pay $500 each to get the service dress.

>>211817833
Enlisted men all get one pair of dress uniforms. No pvt. Gomez has $500 laying around after financing his mustang at 32% APR

>>211817833
you get it in basic. Now if you dont take of it or yourself then yeah you gotta buy a new one

>>211811041
Trump's home is tacky

>>211820024
better tacky than so grey-white slob modernist shit.
Still, his maximalist sensibilities makes him relate more with arabs and other foreign dignitaries.

>>211809606
They're not even synchronized, giga lame

>>211810330
Afghanistan has been promoted to firstie now?