Poland has a desert and your shithole probably doesn't

We have a desert with a bunch of flashing lights in it, so

>>211810489 (OP)
Poland's "desert" is man-made and fake, Spain on the other hand

>>211810489 (OP)
we will conquer polska and take over the desert

Just realized it's weird how almost every pokemon region has a desert.

>>211810489 (OP)
Is it that weird area on the Baltic coast where there's only dunes for a few km^2?

>>211810489 (OP)
We have all kinds of ecosystems here. Our deserts are soulful.
My country is so beautiful, it's a shame it's full of Mexicans.

>>211810489 (OP)
Our entire coastline is a desert

>Imagine calling a cactusless place a desert

>>211810647
Bełchatów is a small area between Oder and Vistula watersheds in Silesia that because there isn't enough water flowing there went completely dry and sandy. We also have big dunes on coast but that's just sand carried by the wind and not actually dry place

>>211810826
if you have cactuses you're closer to semi desert

>>211810489 (OP)
Poland has DESERTS???

>>211810565
Ours has water, it's just fucking cold.

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>>211811476
When? Shuffle. Possible.

>In the centuries since its appearance, much of the Błędów Desert has been grown over. In 2013 and 2014 EU-led intentional preservation effort deforested some of the grown-over desert sands.[6]

WTF is wrong with you

>>211810489 (OP)
WRONG

>>211811165
Mexican desert
>a place of legends
>full of mystery
>shamans come here to get wisdom from the blue deer God and the Sonoran toad
>this is where the cowboys originate from
>a place to discover yourself and fight your inners monsters
>you might get abducted by aliens
>cactuses everywhere
Polish desert
>just an arid wasteland
>nothing interesting to see here
>no one wants to come here

>>211811668
Are you from or near Zacatecas?

>>211810489 (OP)
my shithole does have one thougheverbeit

>>211811668
If Poland grew psychoactive plants in their desert, they'd be heading there to trip balls too.
>>211811918
Georgia... it's time to import peyote.

>>211811682
That's nothing of your business, white man. Stay away from my land.
>>211812023
I have some. They're growing healthy.

>>211811106
wait it's pustynia błędowska not Bełchatów Im do fucking retarded

>>211812152
She's pretty...
The best I've got is taking a moderate dose of shrooms and wandering into the Cheltenham Badlands... and technically both parts of that are illegal now.

>>211810489 (OP)
Wow poland is so big
We have everything

>>211812152
Cute

>>211812152
Whoa whoa whoa I was gonna give Zacatecos a shoutout, I'm interested in Mexican metallurgical history

>>211810489 (OP)
Our deserts MOG to oblivion yours, polack

>>211813948
we share (: