Thread 211810695

Canadian from Toronto edition
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>>211810695 (OP)
a brit used to spam her

>>211810695 (OP)
whos this downey?

>>211810763
emma raducanu

I were to be isekai'd I would want to be reincarnated as a girl

>>211810789
why does she looks retarded?

watching destiny

>>211810830
Goranic Indian whore..

Idea: Emma Watson but with C-cups.

So true

>>211810848
does destiny like israel or iran in this later rumble?

new yorkers be like im moving to florider

>>211810861
>we don't like Israel
>but we support Israel's tactic of flooding our country with third world retards who are actively destroying our nation

womanbrain in action.

>>211810861
>all the signs have a different message about a different topic
do these people just enjoy wasting their own time

>>211810863
we like israel

Brits seriously be pronouncing "literature" as "litchrachure" and it's mad embarrassing.

i had sex before some of you niggas were even born

>>211810894
>its da jooos!!!

>>211810951
this but unironically

>>211810946
My wallet condom is older than the nut your dad ejaculated into your mom.

I'm done spending my life indoors. I'll post outside if I must

>>211810914
who is we? you and destiny? i feel like he'd be in favour of Palestinians 2bh

They're dusting off the hat seat for me

>>211810884
flawriduh

wonder if tinder or bumble will ban me if I said asian girls only

>>211810982
wait another few months, you'd rather be a winter hobo.

>>211810989
we liberals

Chudcels are now all circulating this fake Israeli nuclear bomb target screenshot with US cities on it on twitter and alle the retards in the comments go @grok is this true @grok can you verify this document @grok is this an authentic document lol
Twitter was a faggoty fagplace but Elon X made it so chuddy and cringe they’re both awful options
Anyway I’m staying for the porn

>>211811043
liberals don't support Israel thobeit

>>211811072
we do though

Took a gigantic poop this morning.

>>211811083
Texture smell approx weight?

Mega.

jackin' off

>>211811083
glad you survived.

>>211810848
why?
asmongold and hasan are live

>>211811123
In a chat room with men while your hand has a small dick shaped object in it?
Kind of gay

>>211811105
Must have been at least 10lbs.
>>211811123
Wash your hands.
>>211811126
Thanks. The biggest poop I ever took weighed over 30lbs though.

>>211811141
i dont watch low iq individuals

>>211811197
Explain this then
>>211810848

>>211811111
checked

have never understood the appeal of streamers

>>211811228
virtual friends that arent really your friends
Zoomers love them because its a non-commital transaction that require no emotional connection or genuine feeling, in essence its like paying a whore to cry on.
Zoomers think anything of actual emotional substance is gay because they are influenced by niggers.

>>211811221
Too bad it wasn't 70000 posts earlier. I've gotten quints a few times before. Never gotten xXXXXXXXXX before doe.

>>211811081
then you're not liberals you're democrats

>>211811288
democrats are liberals

They're all Satan worshipping pedophiles so who gives le fuck?

>>211810984
It’s based on cookies, not IP

>>211811323
you're indian

>>211811326
>being a demoncrap is...LE GOOD!!!!!!!!!

I'm a man.
I'm a democrat.
I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to let my partner date other men.
You wouldn't say shit to me in public.

>learning about the Nazi book burnings
oh so its clear where all this Hebrew nonsense is coming from

Persian qts are waiting for you to liberate them and fill them with your seed

>>211811378
i thought i was paki???

I refer to myself as a "classical liberal" in political conversations.

And I like what I see it
Don't think it's just a feeling
I'm going to love you I mean it

>>211811442
>I refer to myself as a "classical liberal"
so like before they went insane?

ive been accused of being a jew, paki, indian, tranny and muslim by cum

>>211811442
More of a “superfascist,” personally.

>>211811504
shut up nigger

>>211810861
white girls cant live without el chile nacional. meanwhile timmylard gets deployed to get his legs blown up by israeli "friendly fire" in some desert shithole.

poetry.

im white actually

>>211811481
Yeahhhhhh well I guess it would be a bit more accurate to say libertarian but that doesn't quite fit me either.

post hand

>>211811423
same thing, only brownoids would consider any distinction.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

>>211811573
i dont make believe anymore

>>211811504
Do you know how annoying your posts must be to be considered a troon?

Feeling peckish after that massive crap a few hours ago. Think I'll have a couple pizza pops (and that's IT). All I've eaten today so far was some yogurt with granola. I'm trying to eat way less at the moment. Just, eat less. I'm a fat fucking fuck and it's not like I'm gonna starve you know. I just can't let myself get to the point where I'm hungry enough to likely overeat (or feel weak and shaky and shit from low blood sugar). I'm thinking I need a schedule of sorts. Maybe an energy bar 3x a day and little else would be a decent move.

Asked my mom why girls wear skimpy clothes and she said it's because they want men to look at them and I said but women said that's not why and she said that's why don't believe them.

Is my mom a incel?

>>211811573
No fuck off

>>211811551
Actually, one side worships booga ooga, and the other worships ooga booga. Educate yourself, chuddie.

>>211811651
Chicks say they think the clothes look cute on them and their friends and they all preen over each other that way. And women are highly aesthetic creatures. If you've ever talked to a richie rich hottie hoighty toighty sorta chick for long you'll have heard her talk about how she thinks this and that outfit looks cute on her and such. Cause hot chicks know they're hot and they think they themselves are hot. So yeah I don't think it's entirely for men's attention.

>>211811651
>>211811686

Online dating cuts us off from information networks that are normally key for making relationship decisions. That guy/girl that everyone avoids because they're a weirdo/crazy/dangerous looks just as normal as anyone else on their dating profile.

guys i'm beginning to think nothing is happening

>>211811694
literally making a point of not educating myself on thirdie culture anymore because they come to my homeland and try to impose their shit on me instead of learning my culture.

indians need to smarten the fuck up and fast, they're quickly becoming the least popular group in Canada and it's 100% because of how they behave and treat people.

>>211811704
My mom was hot when she was young and she was a milf when she said that to me so I believe her more than you

denounce Mohammad

nothing ever happens
nothing ever happens... to meeeeeeeee

>>211811732
Post pics and I'll be the judge of that

>>211811725
Only 5 missiles from Iran today.

morocco killing 3 million stray dogs ahead of 2030 world cup

>>211811728
>indians need to smarten the fuck up and fast, they're quickly becoming the least popular group in Canada and it's 100% because of how they behave and treat people.
Um, so I have some questions.
Why do they need to do that? It seems like wypepo are cucked enough to do nothing about it.
Question 2 is if you don't like them and you think my first assertion is wrong (wypepo will do nothing) wouldn't u rather they didn't assimilate well so that they'll get kicked out? Why would you give them good advice

>>211811712
This is true, but I find some girls are unashamed of their defects and you can avoid problems right out of the gate.

>see cute girl
>she openly advertises she's "living with BPD one day at a time"
>holyfuck.flac

>>211811759
trust me when I was a kid men would simp for her and even as a child i would get secondhand embarrassment from it

>>211811769
stray dogs are dangerous. ridiculous that it takes a world cup for their government to do something about it.

Did a rub and made a cum
Now it’s time for sleepy fun
Goooood Night my friends!!!

>>211811796
damn she got big pussy disease?

yo dick, quick, and painless.
my dick, sick, and dangerous.

>>211811780
imagine typing all that thinking you'd get a legit response to your trollpost

>>211811800
yeah but its kino to have them around

>>211811798
Are you good looking? Post you and your mom together. Any nudes of the both of you? That would be ideal

>>211811542
you shouldn't label yourself anyways, it puts you into a.... I don't know how to describe it

>>211811822
That guy seems to have a fetish. He has posted the story about his "hot" mom on /cum/ before.

>>211811808
I could tolerate that, first woman I fucked was a 42 year old with 3 kids. Bitches with actual mental illness think they're being brave by telling people about it. Kudos to them I guess, it's more insidious to hide that kind of thing. But at the same time it's insane for them to complain about being single when they're legitimately crazy.

do Jewish women really have bigger boobs on average?

>>211811866
this isn't even a rumor but the answer is no

>>211811848
Nothing I said isn't true

What's the longest you've spent without leaving the house
Me, about 3 months

Business idea: swimming school for underprivileged youths

>>211811906
i leave to go shopping and gym

>>211811906
5 days if you mean not going outside. Like a week if you mean going out into my yard but not off my property.

>>211811936
C'mon. XD.

>>211810980
my moms a virgin

>>211811930
it's called the navy

Dick fil a so rayciss

my mom and dad are virgins

My dick - smells like coochie
Your dick - smegma and blue cheese

I want to shoot all of you

>>211811906
same. around three months. i had a surgery i was recovering from, and then the covid lockdowns happened right after. i was very depressed, so i didn't feel like drinking, which removed my only reason to go out. i just laid on my back all day and watched youtube and listened to music. once i got the staples out though, i went a little nuts. i kept going to the movies, just to go out. i treated a guy to a game of air hockey and lost like a dummy. i was just so happy to be alive and feel my blood moving again.

>>211811985
Dey gentrifyin our chickens

>>211812033
with your cum, right? ;)

mental illness is no excuse for racism

LOL

>>211812050
Rebel. It's all a scam.

>>211811906
1 or 2 years

My dick - pretty and uncut
Your dick - small like a kumquat

mid 20s left over zoomettes are the new 'empowered' millenial women
the 4-5-6s arent settling for their looksmatches, you would think they see the sun bleached bones of the lonely millennial women that came before them and get wise.

>>211811965
the navy in question

>>211812070
Drops of water.

>>211812075
this either doesn't rhyme, or german guys say "uncut" in a very strange way.

i miss when jason used to pretend to be a girl...

>>211812156
It’s rap, it’s art

>>211812064
this has nothing to do with the webm you posted, but it reminded me of it. which country was it that had the fake super soldiers on parade? like, they looked like halo spartans but made of plastic or something and the guys were sort of shuffling and trying to look intimidating. it was somewhere in africa, i think.

>>211812186
I don't. His simp army sperged at me

>>211812161
My dick - girthy and veiny
Your dick - smelly and poop stainy

how about it

>>211812218
https://youtube.com/shorts/lpSNeKKIUWE
Ghana could end the Iran Israel war in 24 hours

>>211811985
My mother only ever uses her phone with the speakerphone. She believes putting a cell phone directly up to your ear will give you cancer. She also tells me all the time to not sleep with my phone by my head (as I do every night). I just tell her that's a myth and that the minute electromagnetic radio waves being transmitted don't produce enough of a kinetic force to break the bonds of DNA molecules thereby causing mutations and potentially cancer. And she's just like "no no Anon this has been a fact for years" and at that point I just have to be like "ok ok *rolls eyes*. Why are boomers like this?

odds i goon
evens i wash my car

>>211812218
Ghana

You do wash your hands after jacking off right???

>>211812274
I believe her. I always have nightmares when I use my phone before sleeping

>>211812272
>>211812285
>>211812300
that's them! hahahaha oh man. i love it. it's so silly.

I have eaten 3 bags of salads and my tummy is hurting.

Why is she acting like a negro

https://x.com/theonlydsc/status/1934685586922590355

Orange man just said that everyone should evacuate Teheran. I hope the US won't bomb Iran.

Ended up eating 4 pizza pops but who gives le fuck

shut the fuck up fk

>>211812064
Still a bigger airforce than Canada has

>>211812360
White people who adopt non-white children are...

Had a burger and two tuna sandwiches today. My tummy is fine.

>>211811906
5-6 days I think during peak slacker student summers. I have no desire to do that again.

>>211812360
Unfortunately many zoomers experienced what was once exclusive to hold over, poor whites in inner cities and thats close contact with niggers in their prime learning years. That and the media they consumed is all niggercoded as they would say. Post 2000s kids are literally culturally niggers.

I'm not completely convinced toppling the admittedly evil regime in Iran is a good idea. How do we know something worse won't take its place? You know what would be cool? Iran turning into another Afghanistan and sponsoring an EVEN BIGGER 9/11 in like 20 years. All of LA nuked? Tens of millions dead? That might be the end result of killing the Ayatollah.

>>211812392
My dick - daily in action
Your dick - freakshow attraction

>>211812466
Hah that's a good one!

>>211812285
>>211812300
Africans are big fans of making cardboard bullshit and pretending it's real/capable/intimidating. This is just like their shitty large scale airplane builds. Those airplanes baffle me the most. These people have some limited internet access. They can look up plans for a wooden airframe glider they have the tool and materials to build and will work. Instead they just slap together some bullshit indicating they have zero clue how wings work at all.

Learn to laugh at yourself

my dick - being gooned
my dick - never touched poon

>>211812453
I think they haven't learnt much from their previous failed regime change attempts.

soylinnenial meltdown in progress

>>211812075
>me when pissing
>drops trow and lets her rip
>you when pissing
>has to stand there and hold your foreskin back and aim your little weenie like your mommy taught you to

>>211812523
Um no I just piss and then sometimes when it’s and shriveled up the foreskin fills up like a peepee balloon until eventually pops and the pee comes bursting out

>>211812514
shut up nigger, go get your broccoli hair perm'd and listen to the new spooky poopy track

I have a nice car and plenty of free time but I just hate driving and will refuse to go anywhere that takes longer than 20 minutes to get to unless I'm going to be there literally all day

unc crash out in progress

Bluegill

there's too many people on the earth and that's why everything is so expensive
to rectify this issue I suggest we move half the population out into space colonies then drop one of them on india

>>211812523
Mom never taught me to aim. Once I pissed all over the floor as a novelty and dad took me aside, showed me the puddle, said hey it's important that you aim for the toilet water. I said okay.

>>211812578
You must not live in Ontario.

>>211812636
did he rub your nose in it

>>211812640
Correct, I have been to Onterrible before and I absolutely despise it and will never willingly return

>>211812558
>shriveled up the foreskin fills up like a peepee balloon until eventually pops and the pee comes bursting out
I should try this I've never done this before

>>211812636
I'm 31 years old and I still miss pretty regularly. Sometimes when it comes out it's got a lotta pressure behind it eh lol

Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?!?

Just how hard it is for the US to have a white, Democratic, moderate, authoritarian pragmatist, socially centrist President

>>211812706
kill yourself commie

Indian business niggas be like here’s the poopen sharten farten sign on the dotted line

>>211812706
The last time they had one of those Lyndon B. Johnson was in office.

What is /cum/'s opinion on Tung Tung Tung Sahur?

Is he our guy or nah?

>>211812758
He looks like he's gay on meth

>>211812706
>authoritarian pragmatist
what does this mean

>>211812758
He‘s mid
I’m more of a trallalero trallala type guy

trying out a "Slinges" bahama mama. it's canned, so there's no chance on earth it'll taste like that. however, it's 8% alcohol, so i'm sure i'll be bothering you guys with music links in no time.

*twerks on your lap*

What are you a joker or something

>>211812819
Heh whoops that was totally the flashlight you felt that’s in my pocket yes it’s very hard and long

>>211812706
We have one now

>>211812830
My life moves faster than me. Can't feel the ground beneath my feet

>>211812819
yeah bitch throw it back on a real one

>>211812781
Someone who knows how to get congressman to go along with your agenda. So if a fellow Democratic congressman for example doesn't want to vote for your bill in Congress, the President, in theory, if he's competent enough, could strategically twist a few arms so to speak. Tell that congressman if he doesn't vote for your bill you'll ensure he loses his next primary. That sort of thing. Arm-wringing.

Mass deportations will never happen unfortunately

>>211812830
Don’t make me do it

>>211812795
What is Tralalero Tralala and Tung Tung Tung Sahur linked up?

https://youtu.be/ynvkDR6SrIU

Ah, for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin
Reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line
Through a land so wild and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea

Government is selling off tons of public land

>>211812870
LOL

According to TikTok the no kings protests were just a way to get mass protestors on the street in a controlled way so they could test the new facial recondition software the US government has been handing out to local police forces

Hey baby what are you doing standing on the corner
I’m selling weed nigga

it's alright. it tastes like a peach that's gotten out of prison. good, but something changed it being caged for so long.

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES

AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

Twix is the thinking man’s chocolate

>>211812947
Twix is one of the worst chocolate bars ever made. Only redditors would enjoy a Twix or a ShitKat bar.

REAL men enjoy OhHenry or Reese's.

>>211812903
I believe it, Palantir will be used to introduce the 1984 tier tech-fascism that we thought the chinese lived in

Y'all niggas just be saying shit

hangin with my cousin readin dirty magazines

Palantir is the new brownoid obsession

>>211812947
too risky. when you get a fresh one, it feels like an angel gave it to you. but very often, the caramel turns to stone and you can't believe what you're eating. normally, i'd say wait for a holiday bag so you can get a better idea of its manufacture, but even those have failed me in recent years. hershey with almonds. it can't fail.

we seen 2 niggas kissin we ain't know what that shit means

jacking off all day is actually good exercise

Having curry (thai not indian) for dinner

Palantir rejected me immediately but I think it was nice because usually they spend like 3 months before they give you a "we found a better candidate" message

>>211813028
so is fuckin ur mom

It's bound to entertain ya

i got the soft and the hard

>>211813030
your application was never viewed by a single human being jsyk

>>211813028
yes if you treat it as such and not just tying to bust

>>211813040
so is fucking you

Nothing ever happens bros, Trump is issuing ultimatums
please tell me nothing is going to happen

>>211813029
dinner already? i'm on west coast, and i remember from being east it's three hours earlier. so it's either four or one wherever you are. you work really early or something?

Currently fantasizing that Trudeau is still PM.

>>211813082
Iran is collapsing and then Israel will activate the samson option so yeah we have maybe a month left on this earth before we go full fallout mode

>>211813083
I eat dinner around 7pm that's pretty average

Bring Stephen Harper back. He actually knew what the fuck he was doing.

It was a Canadian PM who negotiated the Suez Crisis if I recall

>>211813096
Another current trend is women on tiktok fantasizing themselves and other women seething at them for it

>>211813120
oh wait, i might be retarded. later! east is three hours later! shit, haha. sorry, nevermind. i'm an idiot.

>>211813104
Why would they use the samson option if they are winning

I had a dream the other night
When everything was still,
I thought I saw Susanna
Coming down the hill

>>211813096
women are so funny

>>211813177
Just wait

>>211813141
Just part of the Liberal Party's attempt to glorify their own history. He was barely involved in any decision making, but they love to take credit for anything they can to make themselves look better. LPC is notorious for whitewashing their history and only promoting themselves.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750074761814393.webm

china should do something really funny rn

>>211813210
Rumor right now is that the military is in the process of ousting Xi because they wanted to intervene in Iran

>>211813210
they do funny stuff all the time

they dont understand the things i say on twitter
all my niggas got me
nigga hallelujah

Rumor has it you’re a fucking goober

Europe will turn against the US and Israel (and anti-Russian) under the leadership of a rearmed Germany and a new concordat with the Vatican. Theres a reason why America isn't mentioned in the Bible's description of the end times while Europe, Russia, China, Iran, Israel all are.

America will be destroyed.

>>211813245
sounds like the kind of gossip a nincompoop would go around spreading.

one day, the growing christian population of africa will go on a crusade and reclaim the holy land for christendom

Dont worry about who the fuck i am i'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck

Good night now tiddies as a parting gift

Say Thank you, Mr. President!

>>211813245
>goober

oh boy that takes me back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VXSX2QgCXM

>>211813281
How/by what

>>211813309
too big

>>211813281
Well they didn't know North America existed when they wrote it so...

step outside your comfort zone. pick up a hitchhiker

>>211813363
Yes they did. It was known as Peleg. Isolated by the Flood

Im right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck

>>211813281
Denounce Mohammed immediately

I'll accompany you to your colonoscopy and hold your hand the whole time

>>211811808
>big pussy disease

yeah im thinkin its goon time

i don't know what happened to me today, i did a set of 12 push ups and then i went to do the second set and i just couldn't do it anymore even though the other day i did 4 sets of 10 no problem

>>211813385
I would only pick up a woman

>>211813387
LOL cope
>>211813395
epic NY moments like this are lost in time. now it's just people getting set on fire on the subway or hacked to pieces by a machete-wielding mexican.

>>211812218
Ghana

>>211813434
it's because you didn't have a qt gf to cheer you on. same thing happens to me.

>>211813385
Lol once I drove past this journeyman carpenter and was like fuck it I’ll take him with me and waved and he waved back all excited I slowed down a little and then I last second ditched because didn’t actually feel like it and just drove off

>>211813410
Muhammad was obviously a false prophet channeled by demonic handlers. Islam is irrelevant because it'll be discredited by the Russia-Iranian attempt to destroy Israel shortly before the antichrist's coming (War of Gog and Magog).

he wasn't lying, it really doesn't rain in southern california

The Chinese military has been running articles praising collective leadership as a direct attack on Xi Jinping
Articles that could not have appeared in PLA daily, which is the main propaganda organ of the military, if Xi Jinping was in control of the military. It is believed that the #1 uniformed officer, Zhang Youxia (who is a Xi adversary), is actually in control of the Chinese military now and may be in the process of ousting Xi Jinping.

WW3 won't happen in the foreseeable future now that the whole world has witnessed the superiority of american military tech

>>211813499
The destruction of Russia and her allies when they gang up on Israel*
The former Roman earth of the book of Daniel includes countries like Egypt, Syria, Turkey and Libya. Islam will be gone by the time Daniel 10's revived Roman empire comes into being

got bodied by a group of discord trannies award

>>211813533
second only to ghana's.

>>211812491
It’s just another manifestation of cargo cult behaviour

>>211813533
WW3 won't happen because people got duped into dying for jews a few too many times and they've started noticing things. Sorry bro, you made your bed and now you have to sleep in it. Better put on a helmet, you've pissed off Iran big time now.

>>211812645
His he relTed to Harry Potter

you mean to tell me i refreshed the page and got no (you)s

momberg is making brookies

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are associated with the colors white, black, red and green. Many scholars believe that it could be a reference to the color of many of the flags of the muslim countries in the middle east, many of which use all of these colors exclusively

>>211812706
his name was joe biden

>>211812891
banger

infinity is clearly a fake concept. how can something never end

I lost your love today in a lonely summer breeze..

>>211813569
screencapped your post. I'll see you tomorrow to come and laugh at you

>>211812947
>>211813005
I’ve given up on normal chocolate bars entirely, and have just turned into an occasional dark chocolate and fresh/dried fruit snob

>>211813611
Inifinity is the same as something never beginning. Just as you can't measure space without two things existing separately in that space.

>>211813533
you do know those interceptor missiles aren't infinite
america only makes 10-15 a year and israel is burning through them

>>211813628
OK bro see you tomorrow

paco still hasnt made the usps shipping label yet

>>211813028
>>211813063
Three sets of five edges. Missionary, doggy style, and standing. Four days a week.

>>211813651
IIRC Iran has something like 3,000 and have fired less than 300 to date. Wouldn't be surprised if Israel chimps out and uses a nuke or two leading to their complete destruction after Russia/China/Norks donate nukes to Iran to use against Israel.

>>211813651
Israel produces their own interceptor missiles for the iron dome

How does nuclear war affect you personally?

>>211813704
Iran cannot use nukes against Israel you dumb fucking retard. Palestinians and the heckin holy sites would die with them. Theyre religious fanatics and they need the Pali cause to stand to exist.

>>211813731
it'd hurt America's economy which would boost Canada's economy LOL.

>>211813704
If Israel gets nuked they nuke Russia who in turn nukes literally every single country so I don't see how that plays out in favor of Russia or China or whoeever

>>211813741
You seem to profoundly misunderstand how nukes work.

Use this one for the new!

hes right

Iran is just going to get bomes to ashes then nothing will happen afterwards
No really, what the fuck can the thirdies so other than take it? They are utterly helpless

rumor is the US preparing to bomb Iran

>>211813769
No it doesn't, because Israel and Iran aren't part of a MAD structure. They can both be destroyed and the world keeps turning. No one nukes Russia if they give nukes to Iran to use against Israel.

You think AMERICA will willingly invoke a MAD scenario by nuking Russia just because Israel got nuked? LMAO.

Nigga Heil Hitler

>>211813096
A comedian once made an entire career out of kneeling like this on shoes so he looked short. He called the character "Dorf".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI

Oh my God.

americans actually gonna die for israel lol

shoot me

>>211813864
boomer humour makes me physically sick.

>it's REAL
Oh my GOD.

>>211813887
:(

redditleaf is NOT happy about iran getting bombed

My Psychiatrist Told Me I'm Going Crazy. I Said, 'If You Don't Mind, I'd Like A Second Opinion.' He Said, 'All Right. You're Ugly, Too

>>211813916
he's never happy about anything, he exists in a perpetual state of seethe. that being said, I think we can all agree that Israel and Iran getting bombed is just good news all around.

Once on my kid’s birthday, I took him to Coney Island. I said ‘Kid, it’s your day. Here’s $20, do whatever you want.’ He took a cab home.

>>211813886
What about all the Americans who died for Kuwait or Vietnam or America?

>>211813899
It was a more innocent time

>>211813854
Russia has the dead hand, which if it detects a nuclear attack on moscow, it will automatically launch nukes at the USA and its allies. In other words, if anybody has nukes, that can hit Moscow, they also have a kill switch for the entire world

>>211813916
im happy though

>>211810695 (OP)
Ever catch a female gawking at you?
like when they do that thing where they flip their hair to the other shoulder and then rapidly swivel their head & just stare right at you like a deer
it's uncanny
she was probably thinking about how i look like a gross freak

The other day, a guy stopped me in the street. He asked me to give him some money for a bottle of booze. I looked at him, I says, ‘I know your type. I’ll give you money for a bottle of booze, you’ll go out and buy food with it

>>211813953
heroes

>>211813940
i don't want anyone to get bombed! "we can all agree", my ass! you let things rest on your own conscience.

>>211813919
Unfunny jewish joke

Turns out there are a lot of 19-21 y/o girls out there who really love "older guys," "older" meaning in their 30s. What the fuck

i need a US ground invasion of iran

>>211813978
If you gave me money I would buy a whole bottle of vodka I promise you I'm one of the real alcoholics who is trying to lose his teetotalling ways

My wife is a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen

>>211814021
There is no conceivable reason for it unless we just wanted their resources

>>211814046
regime change

I told my doctor, ‘Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?’ He said, ‘I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.

>>211814021
that would trigger Russian/Chinese involvement due to their oil fields. US isn't dumb enough to do something like this, the last time they cut off a country's oil supply Japan attacked them and they were dragged into WW2.

Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom!

>>211814073
china wouldn't care. russia is stuck in ukraine

>>211814073
Everyone wants WW3 secretly though, like i think we can all agree it would be pure kino

>>211814011
Well yeah men have a wall, too. It's just a ways later. And yes young women like (hot) men in their 30s a lot.

are broken trash girls with bad tattoos 100% off limits? is there any chance one could have a normal relationship with them?

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I bought a book called How to Make It Big. I got ripped off. It was about money

>>211814093
>China wouldn't care
>about losing their majority oil supplier
>causing their economy to collapse
>Russia is stuck in Ukraine

anon you're not that stupid. and Russia is just playing a waiting game in Ukraine at this point, they have more than enough manpower and resources to outlast Ukraine. their blitzkrieg failed but they can outlast them through pure attrition, it's how they defeated Germany in WW2.
>>211814098
only jews want WW3.

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>>211814235
grim

>>211785867
FUCK OFF YOU SHITJEETS FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES