Thread 211811194

>your country
>your food

>>211811194 (OP)
Posting shitter screencap is a bannable offense, or it would be if janny wasn't a lazy nigger.

Bavaria
Porkslop, all day every day

Neither have an authentic cuisine, it's just copying or adapting recipes from other countries

>>211811768
Thanks for your input. Now go get beheaded somewhere else.

>>211811194 (OP)
thank god im israeli

>>211811194 (OP)
ah yes the great brazilian dishes such as rice and beans, or rice and beans with sausage, or rice and beans with french fries.

>>211811380
that bone and the tissues surrounding it were functioning body parts of a living, breathing pig (smarter than dogs, btw) tortured to death in an industrial slaughterhouse after being subjected to inhumane but efficient supply chain pipeline conditions

mmm mämmi

Thank God I'm from the Deep South

>>211811919
mustard greens? that shit is vile

>>211811942
No, it's closely related but a different thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collard_(plant)

thank dog for american cuisine

>>211811913
Half of the finns I've met said it tastes awful. The other half said the other half are liars and mammi tastes good. Which side are you on?

>>211811855
How often do you even eat that? Admit it, your diet is 50% mcdonalds and 50% microwaved beans

>>211811900
>smarter than dogs btw
I just don't buy it

>>211812063
ate pita with kebabs a couple of hours ago. i routinely eat this tstuff

>>211811194 (OP)
Americans have actual national(or several regional) dishes that are good but prefer to eat slop

>>211811900
And it's absolutely delicious

>>211811194 (OP)
Tonight's dinner was a chimichurri chicken pan pizza flatbread thinger that I split with the woman thing before she had to do her overnight at the hospital.

No pics of that, so have... uh... green shit, sandworms and bread! Probably fairly indicative of dinner when I'm home to cook it.

>>211811194 (OP)
Think this is what the kids call a mid off

posting mex food here along the "cusines" posted so far would be akin to putting a $800 wine bottle next to dollar tree grape juice.

>>211812634
Got some expensive peppers and corn fungus today do you?

>>211811194 (OP)
What's up with the bottom left picture? Rice with no sauce, fries with no dip, salad with no dressing, beans with no nothing.
If you can afford a steak you can afford some sauce.

>>211812838
Probably pulled from a restaurant-blank from a website builder. It's got the look of "This is very colour. It looks like it smells good."

>>211812838
Nigga, I'm not gonna dip "cheese balls" into no fucking sauce.

>>211812902
Olhe para a outra esquerda, João.

>>211812012
I have no clue. During my 30+ years in Finland, I’ve managed to dodge every situation where I could have tried it for free, and I’m not wasting a single cent of my own money on food that looks like actual shit.
I can imagine it tasting okay, especially with some cream and sugar, nothing mind-blowing though. Probably just tastes like rye bread with some sugar when eaten plain, which, funnily enough, I used to eat as a kid.

>>211811194 (OP)
I cannot understand why paraguayans allow you to steal their chipa, but we get attacked everytime we misspronounce it or any other guarani dish.

>>211812922
That's even more retarded. The full meal is there, why would I need sauce?

>>211811194 (OP)
I was going to post churros but turns out they're form Spain lol

>>211812986
One of the girls at work makes "Trini Mammi" - basically black cake made with rye.
No idea what the traditional version's like, but with enough butter, allspice, orange, ginger, sugar, and rum in it, it's pretty fucking good.

It could be worse, this puke ramen could represent your country

>>211813020
Maybe the extra moisture will help you tell left from right?
The rice does look bland - nothing butter and salt couldn't help, but the fries, lettuce, and beans all look like they could benefit from something wet and garlicky, acidic, or both.

I always eat like a king

>>211813059
Instant ramen is literally the worst possible food to put in your body. White noodles (little nutrition), deep fried in oil, seasoned with shit tons of salt and additives, then cooked with boiling water in a thin plastic container leaching the pthalates and other shit into your food. Anyone who loves themself and wants to be healthy and happy won't eat this shit. Eating this kind of stuff is a sign of self hate

Go ahead, mock my country's food

>>211813241
Is that sosig and mashed potato as tasty as it looks?

>>211811919
nothing wrong with some good stewed greens, but those ones look rank, like what happens when salad mix spoils and turns into a swamp in the container

>>211813304
I like it. We have good sausages over here, and with onion gravy it's delicious

>>211813090
>and beans all look like they could benefit from something wet and garlicky, acidic, or both
I love how you assume they aren't seasoned already. I guess if something isn't splattered with some dogshit goo all over it, it's not properly seasoned for firties.
And if for some reason you find it dry, it's up to you to request extra bean broth or something like that, it's personal preference.

>>211811882
Anyone that starts their sentence with ah is gonna end it with a "."

>>211811855
Israhell has no culture, stolen cuisine

>>211811768
Like every country

>>211813557
doubt it

>>211813020
Fucking retard

>>211813599
Oven person

>>211813391
hydrate

>>211812526
>tf
>tp

This genuinely isn't a knock against americans but why is all the food over there fast food. Like okay I'm exaggerating a bit but seems like outside big cities people live off of the same 3 local burger/pizza chains, idk how to explain this but like most places I get my food from are just from a random nigga or lady not a chain.

>>211814064
it's the first thing that comes to mind for a lot of people when American culture or cuisine come up. I guess it is the closest thing to a national cuisine, but there's great regions peppered throughout, some with their own style born from a creole of influences subbing in local ingredients.

>>211814012
Alright Saar, I will follow your advice.

>>211814177
You guys look like you've got a few things in common

>>211813458
Don't most sentences end with a period?

>>211811855
that looks like samosas

>>211811855
Freshly made hummus is freaking GOAT.

>>211812066
they really are, i remember reading a paper a few years back about how you can teach them (and fairly easily too) abstract concepts like numbers, scary shit honestly.

>>211814251
>posts brown arm
kek

>>211813583
Every country has some degree of that but not every country has a 100% derivative cuisine

I got a burrito from Chipotle for dinner

>>211811194 (OP)
Made by 100tims editors on ps
Search another pic from google
Pretend they have best country food

>>211815943
yes

>>211811194 (OP)
Posting "good food" with white rice in it is so embarrassing.

>>211813001
> but we get attacked everytime we misspronounce it or any other guarani dish.
If there's any circumstance in which you interact with paraguayans you are a nigger too just like them.

>>211811768
he says this as he drinks coca cola

>>211811245
It wouldn't be as big of a problem if retards didn't keep bumping these threads

You will never eat as good as the American pauper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BON6loB8KuM

Thank GOD, I live in Springfield, IL.

Thank God I live in England

>>211811194 (OP)
Why are Brazilians so obsessed with rice?
You are not even Asians.

>>211812499
>overnight at the hospital
tl: getting her back blown out by Tyrone

>>211813599
if you're stealing the land, you might as well steal the culture too
>>211812745
corn smut's pretty tasty but most (real) mexican food is mid
>>211813241
make me faggots. I always wanted to try them

>>211813241
I will defend British desserts to the death. But your savory food is a mixed bag. Your meat pies, full breakfasts, Scotch eggs, and Lancashire hot pots are tasty but I'd say German cuisine has better variety with meat, grains, vegetables and dairy.

Oh and Glocuester cheese is amazing.

>>211811839
Life is spicy in Mexico

>>211811194 (OP)
This nigga manage to get the most boring Brazilian dishes.
>>211811768
You don’t know Brazilian cuisine

>>211811768
>British colony's traditional cuisine is *gasp* based on British/Irish foods!
Why does this piss people off though?

>>211817480
Yeah, desserts is where we shine

>>211817630
If you start a new country, you have to scrap every recipe you know and invent an entire cuisine from scratch. That's the rule

I don't like Mexicans all that much but I am glad that they're the violent Spanish speaking country on our border. The other ones have ghastly boring cuisine with no character. Venezuelan cuisine? Yuck.