Thread 211814719

Snorlax edition

>>211814719 (OP)
lmao look how FAT he is

first

*bangs someone out*

What the President of the United States has neglected to consider is that, Agenda Free TV is SLEEPY AS HELL (just like snorlax, what a coincidence you say!)

spend your life complaining about jews on the internet - sun tzu

ellie's back lads

https://www.twitch.tv/ellietheempress

Get the migrants in
Get them benefits
Get them shagged
Get them housed
Get them cash in hand jobs

Simple as

>>211814784
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cody/country/gb/

Agenda Free TV has aged 5 years in 5 days. Because of Donald Trump's shenanigans!

>>211814798
>black beast
ewww. are you irish diaspora?

>>211814806
this is outrageous

>>211814798
did you know she's 35

Family trying to get out of Tehran. The roads are gridlocked

>>211814838
Oui.

Welcome to our world :)

>>211814798
did you know she's black

>>211814837
good larp

>>211814719 (OP)
need flip gf

>>211814828
yh it says in her twitch descripton

>>211814803
Still blows my mind this
What kind of relationship did they have that she refuses to even cooperate with her boyfriend's murder investigation
Genuinely mindboggling

no more games, you have failed! catch you on the flip side! :)

"Don't go!" :)

>>211814855
best timmy culd do

>>211814853
she's italian

they're just like me :)))))))))))

>>211814798
she needs to get them out

>>211814837
Chelow kebab and a glass of sharbat please mate

>>211814862
>but he's black, anon. structural racism caused him to act out in this way. he deserves a second chance

probably what the gf would say

hi

nth for the gyaldem

>>211814910
Bible

Connection error?

haha me so horny lol

I fled Him, down the nights and down the days;
I fled Him, down the arches of the years;
I fled Him, down the labyrinthine ways
Of my own mind; and in the mist of tears
I hid from Him, and under running laughter.
Up vistaed hopes I sped;
And shot, precipitated,
Adown Titanic glooms of chasmèd fears,
From those strong Feet that followed, followed after.
But with unhurrying chase,
And unperturbèd pace,
Deliberate speed, majestic instancy,
They beat—and a Voice beat
More instant than the Feet—
‘All things betray thee, who betrayest Me.’

>>211814918
literally the ugly sisters

Loves a good missile barrage does are Steven

>>211814918
do these OF girl groups you guys posted ever les out? I like to think they do.

might try to get an overnight security job. you're realistically never gonna deal with any criminals and you get to just sit about doing nothing for your entire shift. what's the downside? bad hours socially? i have no mates anyway LOL

nz has fallen

>>211814962
Others.

>>211814946
>British
Interesting that it doesn't say White British
What does 'British' mean here?

>44 posts ITT
>my filter has hit 20 of them
fucking hell

>>211814962
the beacons are lit! gondor calls for aid!

>>211814961
Bet it gets proper spooky

>>211814974
you have severe filteritis

>Self censoring /brit/
This is what ofcom wants

>>211815005
omds the irish diaspora proletariat

>>211814947
a few of the baddiedem and gyaldem kissed each other years ago but that's it afaik...

actually hannahjo does some les stuff sometimes

but I don't keep up with OF stuff

>>211815006
Simply refuse to read foren posts

>>211815005
vile woman

>>211814918
1st one looks Oklahoman

>>211815064
We love the Japanese ladies, don’t we folks?

the kip looms

>>211815091
No

>>211815090
they're all canadian except for kay(pic related)

>>211815107
>>211815092
No anime

>>211815114
Annoying huh? Death.
https://voca.ro/1ftQFvuafls0

What is the closest American equivalent to the Daily Mail website?

>>211815128
CNN

>>211815122
Doggo. Rebel. When? Fucking movie done by Jews.

>>211815107
la+ dream match up, she'd lose on purpose

I wonder how many daily hits this site gets
https://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/

>>211815122
filter the anime if you don't like it filternonce

>>211815122
anime website

Gonna start going to the gym on Wednesday. Tired of being weedy.

>>211815140
5 year old girl. No need for it, dude.
ما انا هنا
You are supposed to be a cold mf'er.

>>211815122
i should be allowed to post it

THE HEAT IS TOO DANG HIGH!

ziedbelg HQ

>>211815128
NYT maybe
we dont really have a good equivalent

>>211815186
she's 17

>>211815198
/co/ x /a/

>>211815199
no it's not, you're always complaining for fucks sake

>>211815310
amen

skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?

>>211815339
We don't have the black gangs in Belfast yet but it's accelerating that direction

>>211815339
really is a shithole when you break it down like that

baiting out skets in london

>>211815478
dey at di traphouse inhaling galaxy

>>211815504
kill yourself

>>211815520
nun u culd do timmy

>filter the anime
how

got a tesco slot for 3pm today, get in de lads

>>211814918
God the disgusting tramp stamps on all these girls, i hate tattoos so much

>>211815637
i'm sure they'd be devastated to know that

*makes dogshit blogpost no one cares about*

scranning honey butter chips (crisps) and quaffing clear ramune

>>211815684
mmm "ramune"

alreet lads

Fuzzy Lumpkins :3

Lying in my bed. Mental health not the best right now but not terrible either.

>>211815727
shut up

right then

Welsh women literally don't have a vagina they have two arses and the men have no arses at all

I've literally been blocked from uploading images for posting memes. This is a disaster.

>>211815793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ4lvoFNczc

Marina nagasawa has the perfect lil bum

Is it true that Brit bois like having their bums spanked until they turn bright red?

>>211815741
hey lay off her for once okay?

wuat you can't stop me from posting my memes

can't stop you from posting your little arse either luv ;p

>>211816066
sinner

>>211816071
we'll seek repentance later, right now i need your hot little ass m8

>>211816108
https://www.tiktok.com/@trumpfism/video/7197831778730626310

With many other words he warned them; and he pleaded with them, “Save yourselves from this corrupt generation.” Those who accepted his message were baptized, and about three thousand were added to their number that day.

>>211816123
https://voca.ro/1gqxiJQZPUJM

>>211816158
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%202&version=NIV

Lads I think I FUCKED UP

>>211816181
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%202&version=ESV

>>211816160
>>>/g/

https://www.yhebinblegateway.com/passage/?search=Poo%202&version=BWV

>>211816182
what happened bro

you don't have to get a water baptism just ask God to be baptised wuat

Any gay lads that need to get topped and fucked by a bigger stud?

rorke the type of nigga to use ubuntu

imagine your gran in the shower

thoughts on the monday night tea?

God is Merciful.

>>211816245
gonna need an ummy check on this one

mental that come the morn I will eat a bacon sandwich with brown sauce

>>211816228
Pushed the gf down some stairs and now she ignores me when I try to say sorry

>>211816263
Why does the meat look like that?

>>211816263
where's the lamb sauce?

>>211816370
https://youtu.be/zOXDcGq7Ohg

Kissing brit boys

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%202&version=NIV

Will be funny come 2035 when all these MAGA yanks are pretending they were always against the Iran war

yhe binble

>>211816669
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%202&version=ESV

>>211816681
https://youtu.be/nY8uEYsFoJs

>>211816686
metal gear

>>211816697
Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf_BZT3sKak

boyz in the tub

arsewank

I can't post webms

>>211816742
probably blocked by the staff

>>211816756
rorke be like NOOOO WHY DOES THE WHITE GUY GET THE FRONT

there's a creature downstairs hoovering the floors, it's one of them robot computer AI powered cleaner vacuums

hard time choosing tonights wank

if coca cola have changed the name of coke zero to "coke zero sugar" then why doesn't pepsi change pepsi max to "pepsi max sugar"

>>211816789
Deadly sin.

got some iphones through a dumb bitch and her name tanisha
niggaz broke as hell can't even buy they own pizza
on the run for bank fraud tryna run from paparazzi
hitler should have been my pops i hate niggaz like a nazi

First reports that several ships in the strait of Hormuz are on fire. Didn’t think that the Iranians were this stupid. Uncle Sam is about to join the festivities.

rip mousenonce

>>211816956
toby alive in serbia

>>211816866
jery get ipad

sir Dimitri Payet

reminder that yanks are pushing for a war in iran because they genuinely believe it's part of a biblical prophecy like the book of esther and the evangelical christians believe they will be rewarded in heaven for supporting the chosen people in judea
basically none of this shit would be happening if not for billy graham and the later televangelist scam artists

poo

>>211817290
jery get ipad

RIP to 4chan’s ability to let users post images.

Ball hairs have gotten long fucking hell

>>211817371
huh?

i will join the republican guard in exchange for the ayatollah announcing a fatwa on the .avif and .webp format and their creators

>>211817290
that's just how they get that chunk of the populace to support it
the real reason is of course natural resources

>>211817385
Nope, not working. It says connection error.

>>211817411
amerifat

thank god my adf enlistment was delayed by a year, i won’t be involved in that mess

australian women look like this and yet there are still aus incels that post here

What's the Royal Navy look like these days?

N'ggers

Need a Japanese neet gf

oh canada
the land of gay arse sex
get shagged by a polar bear
in your 1 bedroom 2 million dollar house

>>211816250
i use debian

might watch some mark felton

It’s not our war. Israel is well capable of taking care of itself anyway.

>>211814779
look who he sticks his dick into

>>211817876
it is our war, we funded it through israel
the arent capable of taking care of themselves, they rely on us 100%. completely dependent

>>211817909
you don't fund anything
the israel lobby sequesters your taxes to fund their little colonial project
it's like when you used to steal money from your mums purse

>>211817944
point is we are the source of money

>>211817290
trump isn't a real evangelical
they might honestly assassinate him if he pushes for peace

do the yanks benefit from a destabilised middle east and israels existence or do they just pay for it because there are a lot of jews in america

>>211818006
why would you know how great the f-35 is at real warfare without us

>>211818037
*meant how, haven't slept in a long while

having a terrible headache

Fart aches by the number
Poo barms by the score
Everyday poo love me less
Each day I love poo more

No Toil Tuesday

Need ads every 40 seconds to check and see if the views are genuine. If you're not RUSHING to the skip button, your view is... substandard, and then the content creator can be eliminated. I get it, I respect it.

How the fuck does the whole grooming gang thing come up every year and just become worse?

It's been ten years since I first read about it on 4chan and it still makes my blood boil when it does it's rounds.

Why the fuck don't you British just do something about your Pakistanis?

>>211818245
they're in prison mate what do you want us to "do" about them

>can’t post images from phone
Fix your shit gookmoot.

woke up particularly miserable. my soul mind and body are rotting and im scared to die

Guys, we've got this whole thing under control. Please relax, take your shoes off, Imma give u a foot massage man imma get in there real good like you know what i'm saying

>>211818293
we don’t want them, though

I'm too lazy to jerk off

>>211818245
must be very exhausting to get that upset periodically for 10 years straight

>>211818307
Lay off the alcohol.

how to get hgv class 2 tramping job

>>211818345
unthinkable

Hope dadfreak isn't on wfh toil today

>>211818418
ktimdb

accidentally gooned to blacked 3 times in the last hour and a half

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzFgyrUXnE

what

Cmon de lid

>>211814719 (OP)
very based edition
one of the best, dare I say

need to wash my car but can't be arsed

>>211818604
hire a fella to do it for you

>>211818604
ktim

>>211818307
God speaking to you

do you have a "cool" job lads?
if you're an office drone you might be paid well but your job is still lame

>>211818642
I'm a neet

>>211818660
based

love it when a girl's foot has a little freckle

>>211818708
Why's that

>>211818708
looks like this bint has a peripheral edema

>>211818722
dunno lad

>>211818724
based retard

my sister has a mole on her shoulder blade that's shaped like a tadpole

>>211818743
eshuta?

how’s it morning x

Stay at home son, yep that’s me

fuck it not going in to the office today because I don’t have any onsite meetings and what’s the fucking point

>>211818743
____ _______ ___ __ ___ ____?

the queen

biomass wank

>>211818743
ever kissed her on the forehead?

Over status: it's

i find irish and french accents incredibly sexy on a woman but all irish women are ugly with grim cottage cheese bums, and french women smell like onions and don't shave their pits

>>211818831
site meetings are weird cause im a speccy neek and ive never been on the tools and im somehow earning more than the shaggers on the tools

want to write children's horror novels like paul jennings or r.l. stine

>>211818933
They shag grim working class roasties with tattoos and kids from previous relationships though

>>211818952
looking like something out of r l stine
its hip hop chowder red over white
cause the tsars wife cant do shit tonight

>>211818967
loved that video although i don't quite understand the chowder reference

>>211818924
That’s the best part about French women

;)

>>211818965
the labourers i speak to would shag anything theyre all on gear too they would have been pirates in the 1600s raping and pillaging all around them

left a complaint at KFC because i wanted fish but they said all they had was chicken
wonder what KFC stands for anyway

Fleshlight order finally shipped

I burst out laughing everytime I am reminded that the president of Israel is named "Herr ZOG"

>>211819022
only used mine a few times before it got buried in my drawer for the past year or two, just too much effort to wank with it and doesn't feel much better than a classic wank
wonder if it's still in usable condition in there (i cleaned it properly)

>>211818642
i’m a tradesman (apprentice) in an old traditional swedish trade, sheet metal smith

went to an indian restaurant once and all the servers were white
conversely, went to a pizza restaurant and most of the staff were jeets
it just don't make no sense to me

>>211819014
isn’t it kent’s fish chippy?

Liberalism is secular neochristianity.

>>211819014
good lad, once I complained to mac donalds and they sent me a coupon for a free big mac meal in the mail

>>211819069
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>>211818418
Dadowitz not retired yet?

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

didnt want to wank but i did it anyway so i basically raped myself, took an hour to cum and it wasnt even satisfying
need to release my willy from these tribulations

>>211819353
Stop masturbating?

>>211819202
millions are going to die

>>211819367
God speaking to you

>>211819361
i ought to

the toil freaks? off to toil so they bloody are hahahah

>>211819394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ngJjihcnc

>>211819294
bro said hes not getting involved the other day

>>211819367
how is it millions of australians put up with this weather all year round but we all die when it gets above 24? absolutely bamboozled by that one me

>>211819399
Aye that's me, off to sit at my desk downstairs to do the square root of fuck all for £50 an hour kek

>>211819410
what the

love you sweetheart x

>>211819426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrb7XAFWB0A

God's watching

>>211819202
This has been the sunniest year in British history, did you know that about your own country? No?

>>211819444
Mate,

>>211819423
rattled

tried showing the gf that video essay about how 28 days later is violent anti white propaganda and she couldn't grasp it

get the new made

>>211819433
watching me wank? could you ask him to stop mate?

>>211819522
God sees all

*slowly crawls out of a hole in the ground and blinks at the daylight*

US boots on the ground it happening

you're asked for your ethnicity when renewing a fishing licence ( trout care deeply about diversity metrics) or booking a driving theory test, yet somehow, the ethnicity of perpetrators is ‘not recorded’ in 70% of grooming gang cases

but men loved the darkness rather than the Light because their deeds were evil.

>>211819500
I always forget the soldiers scenes. Mad they try to rape them. I'd instead have played a slightly longer game if I was Christopher Eccleston and invoked a genuine sense of risk if they rebelled. I'd have killed the main guy or more likely disappeared him within a few weeks.

>>211819416
Its humid as fuck in the UK and also the bits of Australia people live arent that bad, only a few 35+ days a year and people suffer on them

>>211819737
>>211819737
>>211819737

NEW

>>211819399
been toiling since 06:45 me

>>211815090
They were all swept away by a tornado next day....sad, many such cases.