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>>211817380
For me, it's slut Lorraine
>>211820002must be all that weed you smonked
Deep down, I wish I was some kind of grey and soft stuffed animal, tucked into bed for a good sleepy night.
I like
Big girls
Pretty kitty girls
Really witty girls
Singing ditty girls
I like the leggy girls
With the nice thighs
I like a good chest
No matter what size
I like the belly folds
I like the six packs
Really tall queens
And the short stacks
From the mild girls
To the wild girls
You got style, girls
Make โem riled, girls
Hating America is morally correct
Successful guys in early 30s and pretty women in early 20s have the same mindset. Both think the world revolves around them
From my perspective, I am the world.
>>211820299>Cyanide and Happiness More like Cyanide and Reddit
>>211820418i do not know what you're getting at, no.
>>211820418Breaking News: Movies aren't real life. More on this revelation after the break.
>>211820504You mean Star Trek isn't a documentary?
4am MGTOW snack while I read a book.
>>211820575Defining yourself as a MGTOW is pathetic because you are basing your identity in context of your relationship to women. A real MGTOW doesnโt label or think of himself as one. He just exists as whatever he is. In the internal world and the external world.
>>211820575At least you cut the cheese in cubes this time
>>211820631more of a daffy duck guy, myself. "this is a close-up?! a close-up ya jerk! a CLOSE-UP!"
>>211820418fiddle with these nuts
>>211820606Being concerned about how you're perceived by defining yourself as MGTOW is itself something I don't care about because I'm MGTOW.
>>211820612I thought about you while I did it.
Just down 200g of low fat high protein Greek yogurt. 25g of tortilla chips ( I salted them a bit more ) and 3 strawberries. Iโm thinking itโs bed time.
work starts in 5hts. i'm gonna sleep now
>>211820711>Going to sleep after eatingNigga what?
There was another massive attack on Kyiv tonight but no one cares because Iran is the new hot topic
>>211820769I eat during the late evening and night. Not during the day. The body repairs the most muscle during the night time so I get my nutrients in before bed. I do my cardio and lift on an empty stomach daily.
>>211820783how about i don't care about either of them
>>211820793dude do you not work? I wish I could just work out and run daily but I just dont have the time
>>211820793If it works for you then I guess it's fine.
>>211820783I care a lot more than I do about Israel or Iran.
>>211820830Working out doesnโt take long. You could do weight training 3x week for 30 mins. Buy adjustable dumbbells and do it at home.
>>211820860I used to curl 25lb but they are too light now. I'm gonna but 25lb to curl but they are $50 each. I work out 4-5 days a week at gym, but I have to cut it down to 3 days now since I have an interview lined up
>>211820889>but 25lbbuy 35lb**
>>211820889Stop going to the gym and spend like $700-900 on a heavy adjustable dumbbell pair and you will have a home gym thatโs compact and saves you time.
>>211820575Jesus fucking christ dude that looks like a solid 900kcal how is this defined as a "snack" in the US?
>>211820923You wanna lift big you gotta eat big. Youโre not going to leave humanity behind eating like a human.
>>211820923That poster is being ironic by calling it a snack, it is his meal.
He is extremely mentally ill; that image is not a representative of American cuisine.
>>211820941the only big thing that guys lifts is his body kek
It's so sad that I can't post images
thinking about walkable cities again...
>>211821035Vgh I want to move to the pedestrian only old town of a major European city
>>211821003So apparently I can make images, but I still can't make threads
So sad
>>211821035what does this mean, anyway? just not enough crosswalks or sidewalks or something?
>>211821143in monocultural societies that enforce basic rule of law, you can have cities where people can walk in their local area with infrastructure designed for that.
in the US we can't have that because we have urkelkins who commit crimes.
>>211821274oh. well, i hate to break it to them, but someone's gonna get the idea to take stuff that doesn't belong to them, and hit you if you don't let them no matter where you are. that village in the hobbit had at least one theft.
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>>211821450One of the greats. I wonder what he's been doing lately?
>>211821391i'm probably every ugly thing you think of. give me some time, i can probably become a few more.
>>211821450He should have resigned over this.
>>211821592we're not america
"you are trying my patience, bart oates. what do you want from me?!"
"'put a big hurt on linda-', listen to yourself! she's an actress! it was a movie! this is friggin' stupid!"
Gf will be visiting her cousin over the weekend.
Iโll buy a grill and enjoy some BRATS all by myself in my new garden
>>211819995 (OP)I've seen this YouTube thumbnail a thousand times and never clicked on it
>>211821766Nah you're going to spend all weekend gooning
i think i'm starting to go a bit deaf. i've always had to go "huh?" a lot, but i tried snapping my fingers by my left side and i could only hear it on my right.
for me its my vision. it keeps getting worse and worse my glasses are already thick as fuck.
>>211821984That is very much true but Iโll also be grilling
>>211822140Probably just plugged up with ear wax and spider eggs
How is Pride Season celebrated in your country?
>>211823302what sunglasses are those?! they're huge! i want a pair. very jealous.
>>211823302I need to touch her
> Mr Varley is accused of murder, manslaughter, two counts of assault by penetration of a child, five counts of child cruelty, one count of inflicting grievous bodily harm, and one count of sexual assault of a child.
>He is further accused of 10 counts of taking indecent photographs of a child, one count of distributing indecent photographs of a child, two counts of possessing indecent pseudo images of a child, and one count of possession of an extreme pornographic image.
Insane
>>211823705oh jesus! that's almost a thousand dollars! on second thought, my face can just keep looking stupid on its own merits. i can't afford to try and improve it.
>>211823899You can most likely find a cheap knockoff on Temu :-D
Stay shwaggy
>>211823899You can probably find a Chinese knock-off made in the same factory for like 1/10th or 1/100th of the price
3 days of intensive training starting today
Cramming 5 days worth of class because my vacation scheduled
Hopefully i can keep up
does /cum/ like sabrina carpenter
>>211825545She's so STUNNING and BRAVE
>>211825545She insists upon herself.
>>211825545shes a based bbc enjoyer
Diddy raped Justin but than God Justin turned out straight
he did end up fucked up from the trauma tho
>>211826508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0sQ_YiHb4A
Remember when the lights went out at the superbowl and everyone thought Bane was attacking?
Can Japanese buy this smartphone?
anyone else become completely obsessed with family guy over the past few months? genuinely cant stop watching/making references/doing impressions nowadays
>>211827078Probably not, especially not after he handled the pandemic by telling everyone to drop dead and tried to have everyone in Congress killed. There's zero chance they'll ever let him be in power again.
Imagine how cuckolded the senate would have to be to acknowledge he tried to have them all killed but still acquit him because they delayed the trial until after he left office so they'd have an excuse to acquit him.
Thinking about a little trip to goon town today
>>211827192what does that have to do with the phone
>blm burning cities and destroying everyday peopleโs livelihood is fine, but donโt you EVER take a little tour of the capitol building and scare the poor politicians that donโt care about you
>>211827634blud is stuck in 2020
Should I get my haircut? I don't have anyone to impress
>>211828307Having less hair on your head just feels better
I woke up and I'm still not dying for Israel?
9:26am. I am still awake. Been up since I napped until 9pm.
I'm thinking I'll shower and then do my gacha dailies.
Any fellas ITT? I'm talkin' real fellas. I need you to keep it a buck fifty with me.
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being a Mary Tyler Moore or Jennifer Connelly in their prime, and a 1 being your average looking male to female trans person, how would you rate this girl?
My buddy keeps telling me she's a 9, but I think if you remove all the usual asian buffs, she's like a 6 at most.
https://www.youtube.com/@HJD._.22/shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQPriNuIo4o
been having the stinkiest fucking shits and farts the past week
>>211828512I don't rate shit with arbitrary numbers, a girl is either "yeah I'd fuck her" or "eww no"
and yes I would fuck her
>>211828512I'd have to agree with you, bud. Without even reading your post and just watching the webm I found myself thinking "why do weebs obsess over this". Like ya she's kinda cute, but like a 6 or 7 if generous
>>211828512I don't find Asian women attractive
my bussy has room for two :3
>>211828512She's successfully gook-maxxing which is hiding her square torso, no ass, and no tits. Her face is good though but that's common in South Korea as they all get surgery to look the same anyways.
>>211827634>We tearing down this racist oppressive mfing system!!!>wait d-did they enter the government buildings without p-permission??? OMG NO!!!Why did they turn into State Worshipping bootlickers after spending an entire summer calling everyone a bootlicker?
These jew people are always afraid everyone wants to kill them. Seems to me like they're harboring such insecurities because they know they deserve it. Thoughts?
>>211828860or maybe they have a collective memory of a very recent event where half their population was brutally killed
>>211828860Only Ashkenazis are like that
>>211828924Goodest goy award
jason is so fucking retarded
>>211828957no. iโm anti-israel but i still think itโs kind of retarded to think jews have no reason to be neurotically worried about targeted violence against them
https://www.youtube.com/live/aoHhUMRar4w?si=KUC40vC7fUrduHDY
>>211828957Holocaust denial is illegal in Germany with the possibility of up to 5 years of imprisonment. I recommend you delete this post immediately and apologize. Thank you for your attention to this matter
HEY DON'T YOU WANNA GO DOWN LIKE SOME JUNKIE COSMONAUT
>>211829000Ain't watching a 3 hour long debate.
well i'm an engineer, and that means i solve problems
>>211829016I ain't scared of that shit cuh I'm 1/64th Turkish so I'm allowed to deny the holocaust, rape, and shit
To me, in my personal opinion, jews getting shot, or killed by pretty much any means(aside from homicidal pesticide showers, which is retarded) is ROFL and an EPIC TROLL
To me, in my personal opinion, whites getting shot, or killed by pretty much any means(aside from homicidal pesticide showers, which is retarded) is ROFL and an EPIC TROLL
>>211829388Jew boy absolutely seething!
>>211829374It's time for the draft, chuddy!
>>211829409We control you
Like, jewish niggas are out there biting foreskins off, writing power fantasy native isekai(the torah) about how their volcano demon kills all their neighbors and lets them rape their children, they're literally poisoning wells, kidnapping gentile children and eating them(real, documented by secular jewish historians), bombing Palestine and laughing about it, producing porn.
Like yeah, maybe you deserve to get got lil bro?!! Maybe a molotov at the kosher Publix deli is a righteous action lil bro?!
Going down the rabbit hole on that murder at the Utah no kings protest and seriously confused why the guy who got shot is charged with murder
>>211829449The problem nowadays seems to be that you don't anymore. Once the boomers are gone you'll have lost most of your golems LOL
itโs fucking hilarious how non-jews think we say shit like โgoyimโ or โgentileโ outside of like Torah readings or 90+ year old boomers talking in half-Yiddish
like nigga at least update your caricatures/strawmen
>>211829607You're way too online kike
I personally disavow all criminal behaviour and would never compromise by comfort and snacks and video games to kill anyone, least of all a jew......BUT
I can see where some of these vigilante niggas are coming from, even if I disagree.
>>211829578You'll commit another chimpout and your leader will shoot himself in the cuck bunker, is that what you're saying?
I wish I had tig ole bitties
Jewanon is genuinely seething
what vtuber should i watch today bros?
>>211829607They do in Israel where they speak Hebrew, I don't think you're actually Jewish
If I were a jew(thank God this is hypothetical)(God as in Godan, Odin, not Yahweh) I'd be a "good" jew like Dave Smith or whatever that libertarian guy is called and turn on those other jewish niggas because they are off the goop.
There won't be a draft, certainly not for an israeli war. But if things got hot in europe or something I wouldn't be waiting for a draft anyway, sign me up baby I'm getting my flight hours on someone else's dime now
>>211829652After we wipe out another half of you first though right? LOL
>>211829737Yes, that's true. It didn't stop us though did it
>>211829683yeah because the word โgoyโ is a Hebrew word but even then, people will opt to say things like โgerrโ or โzarโ (meaning foreigner). even then, itโs used the same way we say โforeignerโ in the English, not some fucking retarded conspiracy where we use it to discuss le ebin slave plans or some weird shit like that
I'm heading overseas next week and I'm pretty scared
>>211829766You're a low class bydlo shtetl mutt at most, not even legally jewish maybe 1/4
>>211829767Pack your boycott Israel shirt and you'll be fine.
>>211829803my mother is literally a French-born Jew and my dad is half Iranian Jew
>>211829730My step father was jewish, but he was an anti-zionist
>>211829682Keiner. Du solltest nach einer arischen Frau suchen und in ihre Muschi spritzen.
>>211829838Oh I don't care about that, I just don't want my plane to crash
>>211829860Either you're a LARPer, in which case lol
Or you really are a jew, in which case rofl
>>211829921Silly thing to worry about. Extremely unlikely
>>211829754Something I always thought interesting about the Holocaust narrative is that there was zero meaningful resistance in it. Like a handful of guards would send women and children off to be gassed in the showers o algo but the men would simply watch their families die then passively slave to death. Seems like a self-own.
anyone got an old phone they want to sell to me for cheap
>>211829947True, I should be more worried about zionists and fascists
I know a 100% surefire way to piss Jason off but I won't do it because I'm feeling nice today
>>211829931i donโt see whatโs so funny about my post
>>211829977
My phone is at 7%, so I'm gonna plug it in and play video games now.
Hate you ugly ass jew niggas fr ong it's some small comfort to know you're brown and I'm not that's kinda kek
where are the based white americans to fight in the middle east???????? Remember when white Americans weren't PUSSIES????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3lv61JqsE0&ab_channel=ITNArchive
>>211829977i have a gold iphone 8 with a crack on the screen, iโd want $250 USD doe
>>211829965You're obviously a libtard so you have no sense of loyalty so nationalisms et. al is foreign to you
>>211820575thats colon cancer speedrun not an snack
>>211829965What were we supposed to do
We didn't have many weapons to use as self defense, and if we did manage to kill an SS soldier our families would be targeted
>>211829965historylet retard, there were numerous camp uprisings, there are entire books and historical records published on the matters
>>211820575>MGTOWis this the new 'incel' cope just like 'sigma'????????
I wish I was unironically sigma
>>211830043>Jews not even loyal to protecting their families LOL
>>211829965Yeah, the primary sources for these claims are fun reads full of bodies exploding into puffs of poisonous gas and cannibalism and rape dogs and masturbation machines and gas chambers being full so jews are just allowed to walk off and escape. They paint a very pathetic picture of themselves, they'd probably actually react like that if people started killing them. You can see how weak they are in combat footage against Palestinians.
>>211827459That's like asking when a bin Laden phone's gonna come out. It's not coming out.
Day 2 of waiting for this faggot to make the shipping label
You're gay if you wouldn't bone Sabrina Carpenter
>>211830151WHOOSH fucking faggot
>>211830152How is this bitch not white? What in the actual fuck
I don't understand how men have the motivation to meet women
Like just go jack off
>>211830062>out number guards 100 to 1>know you are your family are gonna die>well might as well passively accept my decimation and my kids too!Damn so much for that Masada fighting spirit!
>>211830194>Sabrina Carpenter>'Man's best friend'
>>211830194I love short women
>>211827634>a little tourAlso the fault for the riots was the guy who handled the pandemic by ignoring it, letting the economy collapse, and then telling the entire country to drop dead. Riots are gonna happen when the government's actively trying to get as many citizens killed as possible.
The riots were justified since the American people were the victims. The attempt to kill everyone in Congress wasn't justified, since it was just a bunch of angry boomers seething over losing an election and screaming about racial replacement and FEMA sterilization camps.
>>211830194i literally don't find her attractive, her and sydney sweeney
>>211830194Where's the webm where you can kinda see her pussy?
>>211830292Pedo coded post
>>211830083>Camp "uprising">0 killed, a few guards injured, revolters nearly all recaptured or executedAgain, remarkably weak response.
>For example, at the Beลลผec death camp, where nearly 450,000 were murdered, there was no uprisingJews themselves acknowledge how little uprisings there were in the official narrative. Out of 450,000 Jews getting killed not a SINGLE batch decided to meaningfully fight back? Again such a self-own to teach people around the world LOL
>>211830308Never seened it
goy seething at his masters lol
>>211830316women grow taller faster than men
>>211830360You know how you fucking chomo
>>211826260Nothing wrong with BBC. Just refreshing to see a person under 30 not be a homosexual for once.
>>211830201Remember that story from October 7th? Lots of Israelis left their wives or girlfriends to be captured at the concert LOL must be cultural for you guys!
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for me its petite womens
>>211830428you're lucky to have that QVEEN living near you
>>211830394I like women that are shorter than me and 95% of them are, so I don't get it
I'm sick of waiting for my shipping label to be made I'm going to have a melt down
When Johnny comes farting home
>>211830433most BBCfags are homosexuals who self insert as the girls thoughbeit
>>211830480Got a source for that kike?
>i literally don't find her attractive, her and sydney sweeney
Imagine if you were surrounded by them?
>>211830542>most fags are homosexualsYeah, I'm talking about women here, although it's also refreshing to not see gay boys as well.
>>211830592I would get on my knees
Gay porn doesn't make me excited anymore I'm officially burnt out with porn
>>211830641You forgot your anime avatar
>>211830370She's dancing on stage in a unitard and spreads her legs in a squat
>>211830567hows it going?
>>211830706how is everything?
Watching white people pleasure black people is always hot since it's a violation of nature's hierarchy, with white-on-black rimjobs being the most severe version of it.
>jason is such a sissy that he reports posts that upset him to the jannies while acting tough
>>211830803Alright Jews I know I was teasing you guys before but you don't need to get into your weird fetishes now
The morning cum crew is trash full of boring faggots
>>211830858Reporting redditpaki is ALWAYS morally correct thoughbeit
You guys are soooooo boring say something interesting for fucks sake
>>211831038A jeet billionaire died recently playing polo
If every cum poster suddenly died no one would notice or care because you losers are so insignificant
>>211831142I think my gf would notice. Jason's parents would notice, whoever is in charge or maintaining that one anon's interlock device would notice too!
and my wife, she's no bargain either
what if i had the infinity gauntlet and thanos snapped cum out of existence
>>211831350What if she forced her foot down your throat
>>211831362Why are they so rude to the camerapersonX
kinda fucked up that mace windu got thrown out a window
>>211831589Racially motivated
>>211831589Bit racist if you think about it
pizza reheated in the microwave, ice cold water and a documentary
>>211831589>blacks trying not to get defenisteated>challenge level: impossible
>>211831716What's the doc about
>>211831717>defenisteatedLove the effort here, still understood the meaning
>>211831755my keyboard is in a dire state
I recently switched to a 75% sized mechanical keyboard with a standalone numpad on the side and I actually like it a lot more than a full sized keyboard now, feels nice and small and I can just move the numpad out of the way when I'm gaming or turn it on its side since it has a volume knob, I also set up the programmable keys on the numpad for some online djing stuff, feels really nice in a way that's hard to describe if you don't understand the mega autism
>>211831796>dire stateSomeone say Dire Straits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U
>>211831913When did you start your transition sis?
It's crazy how fast time passes when you watch the price is right
>>211832027It's always the sultans of swing. Not that I'm complaining, but they do other songs too
>>211831748the oceangate submersible disaster
stockton was a fucking retard lmao
there's no reason to think that an accurate enough computer simulation would be any different than reality
>>211832345I actually wanted to post this first but I hesitated and went with the more popular one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk
>>211832362O, ya. I think I've seen that one too (there are a few out). It seemed like every success he had was just making him more and more confident in his recklessness despite achieving them in spite of rather than because of his vision
Can we discuss the holocaust again or something the thread is slow af now
>Look to my coming at first light on the fifteenth day. At dawn, look to the East.
>>211832938Haven't heard much from Molyneux since YouTube nuked his channel.
I miss the Molymeme days, a simpler time.
>>211832938>the hobbits look to the east>on the hill is gandalf's silhouette jorkin it hardcore style as the sun rises
Most of the Americans in this thread voted for this!
>>211833276>Most of the GERMANS in this thread voted for this!
>>211833276It's funny how a few days ago he was distancing himself from Israel's actions and saying Iran could stop them by making a deal with him. Now he seems to be taking credit for Israel heeming them.
>>211833276NOOO NOT THE HECKIN' INSANE GOATFUCKING THEOCRATIC WEST-HATING CIRCUMCISED MUSLIM TERRORISTS
>>211833333Let's see who got the quints
>>211833435Wenn Hitler sagte, er sei Arier, warum hatte er dann schwarze Haare und sah dunkel aus????? Es gibt dunkelhรคutige Deutschen??????????
stretched 10 minutes of uni work into 2 hours award
Them Iranian niggas really be Irunnin lmao
>>211833276I've never voted and I never will
American politics are broken and a de facto two party system ensures that there will never be an even ground and it will always be an us vs. them mentality
>>211833548why are you taking summer courses? you should be interning in denmark and fucking tight pink danish pussy
>>211833610Kenne ich dich??????????????????
white people be like
oh for pete sake!
what's all the hoopla about?
>>211833545Hitler had blue eyes while yours are brown.
>brazilian and a tripfag
holy fuck talk about a failed abortion
>>211833661meine vater hast grรผnen aรผgen und blonde haare, jedoch
>>211833684also a troon lol really hit the attentionwhore trifecta
Should I work out of I'm still sore from yesterday?
>>211833752yes
doms is a figment of the imagination
Have you ever exclusively jerked off to one porn star for a long period of time
>>211833985stoya when I was a teenager
>>211833339he ran on not getting american involved in more wars as well and now we're sending people to die for israel but his followers are okay with that they love dying for israel
>>211833985I think everyone goes through a Pornfu period at one point
>>211833985no but theres this girl i used to really like, alice yamaguchi, she fell off though
Even when I fapped to (((porn))) I did not really know any of the names.
dangerously close to filtering canada
candian posters are almost as bad as brits
>>211834321You lost an argument in another thread didn't you?
Isn't Toronto filled with niggers?
Dems are basically neutered gay communists
>>211834360I don't post on any /int/ threads outside of /cum/
I simply don't like you in particular
>>211834365>lip fillersgrim
>>211834387Well considering redditjeet's not here and it's just me + the dating app spammer, IDK why you are so butthurt.
John Maus released new music and no one told me
Old people are so much friendlier than young people
>>211830194Remove the makeup, remove the hair dye. Sure. Dolled up as she usually is, no. I cannot stand heavy makeup. Girl could be 10/10 but if she's caked in that garbage I won't be able to get it up.
>>211834487Your Quebecois tradwife sir
>>211833276I thought he had cut ties with *sr*el and he didn't want to go to war. What happened?
I'm back from 3 day janny enforced vacation. Did I miss anything interesting? Why is the thread so dead btw
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>>211819995 (OP)>Nigga fuck youThat's basically what happened
>>211834929Why did you get banned?
>>211834977Bolitics in /cum/
Someone didn't like that I said California might go red because of all the problems recently
>>211835001Did you mention a certain president's name directly?
>>211835040I don't think so but it didn't even show the post that got me banned
>>211835001I posted a flag of Iran and sang the lyrics to a flock of seagulls and they banned me trash jannies
>>211834584Yeah I volunteer at a food bank and most of the people helping our are retired. I think they see me as a grandson lol
>>211834830I don't know. Maybe *sr*el blackmailed him.
Sometimes I walk on my toes and pretend I'm digitigrade
where did new go make another new
>>211835911make it yourself you lazy shithead
Janitor sir what was wrong Mr janitor sir please
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH G7 HELICOPTERS FUCK OFF MY HOUSE IS NOT UNDER A FLIGHTPATH
>>211836079You are the danger they need to keep and eye on.