Crisco traphouse edition

>>211824533 (OP)
FRANCE IS COLLAPSING

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750157792030260.webm

>>211824573
nice what scene is this

We here at /brit/ say RIP Kim Woodburn

gonna be another scorcher today

well the NEETs have obviously woken up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4vkptKFSmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4vkptKFSmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4vkptKFSmY

>>211824640
RIP Queen x

Hope Not Hate chair makes statement
>More importantly, we need to ensure that more young people are now caught up in this type of abuse in the future.
ermm...

https://x.com/lowles_nick/status/1934668552424014228

Sven GORAN Meltdownsson

>>211824678
umma

>>211824678
What the hell
What the helly
What the helly
What the hellyonce

We here at /brit/ say RIP Archetyp (the only good drugule market)

pop a katy hymen like twista

>>211824780
fuck it died? how come?

threw another perfect run in spelunky

leafydem on a melty

>drugs
grow up

gaping my japs eye

>when you feel the hymen disintegrate

just had an everything shower & shaved my puba

im so fresh, so clean

Thank God I have a good reliable plug. Can’t imagine still relying on darknet markets in the big 2025 looool

>>211824800

>>211824828
What?

sup crodie

>>211824841
Thank God you can just sit back and enjoy drugs :^)

Arseholeberg on a absolute madness

>>211824808
glowies seized it and arrested the owner

yarr me hearties
shiver me penis

don’t know what “[x] coded” is suppose to mean

>>211824871
It lovely x

Car insurance gone from 470 to 270 this year
Spent an hour trying to figure out how theyre doing me, but its just a renewal

shiver me cock and bollocks aye aye

>>211824888
it's when a crodie bursts a hymen

>sup crodie

miss getting made fun of by teenagers in the street. the modern ones are too timid to even say anything to a virgin freak.

>Subway want almost £15 for a footlong meatball sub meal
What happened to that place

>>211824884
damn, another one added to the pile. liked that one too

Saint Crodie

>>211823915
>doner with chippy chips
>doner with cheese
>doner with curry sauce (might be alright actually)

avast ye scurvy dog me cocks fallen overboard she be in davy jones locker

>>211824961
dem crodie be dappin up dem katies back in the shoreline of croydem

>>211824939
Doner meat with chippy chips is LUSH, you just have to find one of those holy grail kebab shops that actually sell chippy chips. Most just do the bog standard fries.

wish i had a normal brain. would that be too much to ask? to just be a random deano?

>>211824922
sup crodie

It's hip to be neurodiverse

cromagnon (stgggs busts a nut)

countering the annoying, minging spam with annoying, minging spam is it

>>211824961
Literally burst out laughing at my desk at this one

>>211824835
mmhmm dis x

>>211825007

>>211825001
fucking loved stgggs' work i did

cronem filling out and expanding katie's chequered knickers

>>211824927
having a look at the others and they all seem shit, abacus has the worst interface ive ever seen

>>211825031
it's stggs he's the one posting the anti crodie fanfiction

>>211825031
Cheers, Sir.

>>211824678
Obviously a typo but Rorke is going to be tweeting about this all day

>>211824780
luckily for me my vendors are all on abacus but it's a huge shame. also lucky for me i only had 20 squid in me wallet having bought a load of weed a few days before it went down

>>211824988
is having no thoughts 'normal'? deanos just live by instinct they don't even have an internal monologue

“The Jews are called human beings, but the non-Jews are not humans. They are beasts." Talmud: Baba mezia,

"If a goy kills a goy or a Jew, he is responsible; but if a Jew kills a goy, he is NOT responsible." Aboda Zara, B5


“Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.” Sanhedrin 59a

“A heathen [Gentile] who pries into the Torah [and other Jewish Scriptures] is condemned to death, for it is written, it is our inheritance, not theirs.” Sanhedrin 59a

“ [Jesus] is raised from the dead and being punished in boiling hot semen. Those who mock the words of the Jewish sages and sin against Israel are boiled in hot excrement.” 57a Gittin

“Only Jews are human. [Gentiles] are animals” (Baba Mezia 114a-114b.)107

“For murder, whether of a Cuthean [Gentile] by a Cuthean, or of an Israelite by a Cuthean, punishment is incurred; but of a Cuthean by an Israelite, there is no death penalty.” Sanhedrin 57a

“Even the best of the [Gentiles] should be killed” Babylonian Talmud

“If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there” Moed Kattan 17a.

“If a heathen [Gentile] hits a Jew, the Gentile must be killed. Hit-ting a Jew is hitting God” Sanhedrin 58b.

“If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite [Gentile] gores an ox of an Israelite…the payment is to be in full” Baba Kamma 37b

“If a Jew finds an object lost by a heathen [Gentile] it does not have to be returned.” Baba Mezia 24a; Affirmed also in Baba Kamma 113b.

“What a Jew obtains by theft from a Cuthean [Gentile] he may keep” Sanhedrin 57a.

“Jews may use lies (‘subterfuges’) to circumvent a [Gentile].” Baba Kamma 113a.

“All [Gentile] children are animals”Yebamoth 98a

“When it comes to a Gentile in peace times, one may harm him indirectly, for instance, by removing a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice.” Shulkan Arukh, Yoreh De ‘ah, 158

It's so cute seeing Heatherpedo and Ziedbelg flirting

I hope they get married one day

graping and unaliving a chicken wrap

the daily cuck spam is it?

>>211824883
yh your poos are white. pretty weird that

>>211825067
Mug.

antihistamine kinda day 2day

The lad posting the Hope Not Hate typo is the same one who had a melty in the last thread over people laughing at the Muslamic rape gangs guy

OH N-

bulbous pg tips about to violate some snappydem

>>211825078
All i own for a peek at your tight little yellow boyhole

>>211825007
>>211825075

>>211825061
feel like i'm going to have to bite the bullet and use abacus, fucking ugly site though

>>211825045
damn we're in the presence of greatness..

>>211824987
absolutely not mate the chips need to have a crunch with doner meat hence fries (good fries) being preferable
especially with grease and sauce, the chippy chips just become mushy nonsense. i've had it a few times by mistake

>>211825116
wuat's here too he got my image privileges revoked

>>211825107
Ziedophile!!

if only there was a board for politics

this is it. the worst thread ever made on 4chan

Imagine the thousands of Katie hymens they split open

>>211825148

>>211825126
nah what wuat the fat fuckin piece of shit too

>>211825104

Hahaha fucking conservatives still losing seats even after not running the country for 2 years

>>211825110
i doubt it's tight anymore. i finger it at least once a fortnight

>>211825155
let's move to /bant/ again steeggs

>>211825065
thats how 99% of the world lives mate. they dont get anxious or overthink or any of that. they just exist. it must be bliss.

>>211825156
I am horny?

>>211825120
You’re so wrong it’s honestly hilarious, first of all good chippy chips should have a crunchy exterior second of all they go peng with donner meal and all the sauces, they’re amazing with a bit of chilli and yoghurt sauce smeared on them

>>211825107
mmhmm das it

>>211825114
yeah it looks like it's from 2005, doesn't have good listings for quantity either, a lot of vendors have multiple for the same product in different quantities because the way it does it on the page on a single listing is shit

>>211825167
get your T levels checked

>>211825161
>2 years

>>211825167
mad really, just to be without being aware of your own being

cronem's katies were bored at the traphouse, he was out selling drugs

timmy wid his black girlfriend holding his breath because her wig and armpits stink

Stgggs, so what if wuat took away my image privileges i don't care breh

>>211825222
LOL

>>211825175
just clearly coming at life from completely different angles aren't we. last thing i want with doner meat is chips that are more interior than exterior. you can crisp up chippy chips all you like it's not going to make them better than well cooked fries if your aim isn't to maximise potatoeyness.

Wonder if that lad who was waiting on his uni results got a first

>>211825197
how do you get away with buying them online. do customs not check the mail? what would happen if they caught it do they arrest the buyer or just the seller?

>>211825165

>>211825217
get dat white meat pulverised, slimani thug

>>211825222
he get desensitized to that

>>211825242
I'm not even him

That Soul Reaver Remastered is pretty good

>>211825075
If the Belgian is posting stuff I can't see it because I filtered him. I may have to filter Canada too given the Canadian spam in this thread.

Wanna find the Belgian bbc spammer and jam my thumbs into his eye sockets

>he was out selling drugs

Timmy forced to huff Shaneequa's musky fumes

yhhh he was out sellin drugs with the crodem

only tings dats jamming in are dem s curved batons into katy's guts

Stgggs, I am not going to hell bro

Gfberg watching Meloni's heckin quirky facial reactions at the G7 and saying "slay queen"

>>211825263
reckon it would be best, thread so far has been absolute shite

>>211825316
He makes good videos or did anyway

>>211825299
mmhmm das rite, those s-curved meat projectiles

>>211825258
>>211825263

mental that if you won that £208m on the Euromillions and stuck it in the savings account with the best interest rate, you'd be earning nearly £30,000 every day

>>211825240
i just use UK vendors, i only buy weed but i've never had a parcel intercepted to be honest i dont think they really care. its highly unlikely you'd ever get trouble from the plod for buying unless you're buying huge amounts, its only really the vendors that carry the risk

>>211825333

cronem just had his shower yeah? made a big mess did he

Stgggs, angrybaker, vorpal all slewing cronem at the baton

>>211825240
only using uk vendors because they won't ever check the mail unless it's ponging. i've literally never ordered from abroad so idk the hit rate. i've had several packages not show up over the almost decade i've been using them but never had a seizure letter. mostly scammers though plenty of times it's ended up stolen with proof from post tracking that it just disappeared from a locker or whatever. but if they caught a parcel and got legal you'd just be like what are you on about i never ordered that. they can't find the seller unless they do it in a huge operation

Ex gang member out of jail after 20 years

>>211825352
well yeah the best way to make a lot of money is to have a lot of money to begin with

>>211825386
katy lifting his spirits up x

>>211825386
He's sending anger rockets up her fanny

row row fight the powa *spams cronem batons 14 hours a day* its getting annoying

black people literally believe wakanda exists by the way

>>211825379
douching his colon for his boyfriend was he

right, going to support a black owned business x

It's stir it up tuesday for stgggs at the baton office

>>211825440
goodbye fat gay nigga (white) enjoy your takeout

>>211825443
so this is borke

Ok I'm done.

Lord, have mercy on me, a sinner! Amen.

balck men

cronem givin vexmeat to the college katies who finish at lunchtime x

>>211825470
just kidding... stgggs punching in the baton clock at the cronem tower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM&

>>211825480
Dane law.

Katie and Emily waving to the cronem stood at the street corner.... oh yes dis gon hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWoIpDVkOH0

stgggs guilty pleasure

>>211825512
stgggs pressing record

>>211825427
even neil degrasse tyson?
he'd probably say something pretentious like how the universe is so vast that it's almost impossible for it not to exist somewhere

>>211822804
OK enjoy showing an ID card to buy a load of bread

Timmy timidly asking Katie if she wants to get a coffee and she says no
Later on Djibril invites Katie to the refugee hotel he's staying in and she goes with him

>>211825541
wuat literally blocked me from spamming memes by the way, then called me mousey, then called me gay for turning down his sexual advances. and wuat started saying sorry and said he'd repent on his death bed

MI-6 passed on new intelligence to the Presidential Office that Russia is preparing a million-strong army for a new campaign in Ukraine, which could begin in the fall. New brigades have been created and staffed for these purposes, there will be no main attack on the front line, according to British intelligence, the Russian army will press on 4-7 sections of the front in order to stretch the forces of the Ukrainian Armed Forces and collapse the entire line of defense.

What’s this stgggs thing heathermong is spamming about now then? Should I add it to the filter list?

good evening you utter benchods

>>211825596
nah just keep complaining about it x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48gmCOi2JMk

mmhmm katy won't say nun to the feds

>>211825596
ok wuat fat fucking fuck

yes stgggs it's me jay owen i was at the pearly gates what happened to you man i was sat there watching your videos from upthere and it helped me in hell when i got sent down there for having leukemia

uh oh heatherhomo melty cuz his boyfriend got called away for dinner

when katy enter the traphouse at 3pm

>>211825696
uh oh stgggs meltie because his fries got stuck in tallow or whatever

lads help i’m looking for the song that goes “du DU dudududududuDU DU”

>>211825732
east enders theme

>>211825629
Apparently the bloke got 20 years in the end

yes you can see how they're rushing
rush, snappers, rush
snappy white girl hymens await you

they should make pencil erasers with pictures of jesus on them
after all, is it not jesus's role to erase your mistakes?

>>211825747
glistening pristine pink hymens for every snapper

its genuinely over for the liberal mainframe after the grooming gang report
its gets worse the more you read of it
there's not a single comeback they can give now

>>211825754
so true

watching a kitchen nightmares of an irish restaurant
didn't know the irish had cuisine

>>211825754
Impossible.

ben and jerrys for 2.99 at Tesco, should be illegal to put such tempting treats on sale

>>211825782
Yeah leftypol is not going to be happy when they reveal that 98% of the rapists were pakis

Apparently there are around 10,000 galaxies in this image, between them containing around 1 trillion planets

Surely life exists on at least one of those planets?

>>211825784
Don't worry stgggs i'm hanging zied and heather for stgggs

Yeah that's it mate rev your counting van down a quite residential street why don't you yeah nice one

Hate eastern euro van cunts

not going outside today me

>>211825832
good lad

>>211825826
epic new gimmick alert

>>211825792
Might send dadberg on a quest in that case, wanted a nacho kit too haha

>>211825850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NloC-0ik-Co

>>211825828
the hell is a counting van?

Any fountain pen man in?

Don't do a racism against white people guys it's wrong

>>211825732
https://youtu.be/HZw5yGg67og?si=pE6EPt-BqS0RvJYe

>>211825843

Why are you lot going on about stgggs the guy who made trolling videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apZ1TXWBEIA

>>211825870
Cunting

Autocorrect completed nigging around

>>211825877
it's his finest selection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihCOPurj-rg

>>211825898
oh no heatherhomo you switching to jew seething since your boyfriend isn't around?
understandable seeing as you spend so many hours coming up with poems and images to share with him why waste them

>>211825898
Happy to be here alive. Hello. Wink.

*scrolls through /brit/*

>>211825894
I only remember crush a can for Jay Owen

*wiggles my toes*

Cultivating a Himmlerian approach to biomass.

>>211825816
reckon it's very possible that the conditions to support life, especially intelligent life, are infinitesimally rare and we could be alone in the universe

mad how black goons from thousands of miles away are ripping up english hymens tonight

Diego is recording a cover of Candle in the Wind for Kim Woodburn

hungry after destroying white hymens

>>211825987
aliens exist tho

>>211825947
house of gyaldem

>>211826028
nah it's just the jews messing around with secret technology

>>211825816
There are trillions of grains of sand on a beach
What are the chances you'll find one with your name written on it?

BBC GIs ran amok tearing up hymens

uncanny valley when i go to another country and the hungry jcalks are called burger king

>poo
>porn
>paedophilia

>>211825947
The United Pozdom

feel like girls look better with hair up/back rather than with it down covering the side of their face. wonder why that is, is it an ear fetish? don't find ears particularly sexy though

>>211826080
the burgers are nigger at hungry jacks

mmhmm a little bit for later x

>>211826063

>>211826082
Hi

>>211824961
HOWLING

We are watching you stgggs oh my good god science!

One for the hot Sun above
Two for the Empire we love
And three for the fire, that burns down bellow
Roll on Northumbria

>>211825947
how dare they sit where she sat

what is this stgggs gimmick how do you say that

time to cap some hymens smoove open

Heathermong has been in a foul mood since you lot insulted his beloved Lidl

loud asf alarm next door has been going off for an hour

Stggs it's me trumpfism and i'm burning in hell right now for showing you /brit/ and pissing on the toilet seat jk that was God haha

Timmies protesting for Leroy's right to snap hymens

shitting my arse to bits

>Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart in critical condition after cardiac arrest, family says

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jimmy-swaggart-cardiac-arrest-critical-condition/

As God as my witness this old charlatan died 10-15 years ago or the Mandela Effect is real. I remember reading his obituary.

>>211826168
it's just some schizo called trumpfism who is a stggs fanboy and dick rider. it's me manly tears and i like to watch v tube and smoke weed at my desk it helps keep the vibes most mellow

The amount of hymens they must have shredded beggars belief

>>211826230
He's the king of /V/ manly not you

utter fucking shitheap of a thread lol wtf

https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/1934932655822303461

Get well soon Popsy-kins

>>211826237
not you too

had a wank to a porn lass who looks like a lass i fumbled early this year. now im sad

>>211826262
mad it gets worse here by the day

>>211826262
bunch of schizophrenic chimps trying to pwn each other

Is my memory faulty?

No, the fabric of reality must have been changed

>>211826237
tight, buttery west country pussy creating a suction around their enormous jungle batons

>>211826286
manly is seething because i'd rather ride stggs dick then his haha

>>211826262
simple solutions but everyone chooses to stay here curious isn't it

"Spartan, 10-HUT. What is your profession?"

>wuat in jail for draft dodging

>>211826098
it makes their face look sharper. it's the same with men who have faded haircuts. i've noticed most women dont look at me sensually anymore since i grew my hair out because i look like a rich homeless man

>>211826098
Could mean you like broader faces.

>>211826262
my life is abysmal i cant believe this is my only social outlet and even it is being destroyed

>>211826323
get the /bantbrit/ made

>>211826028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alUoE6tJP1w

GAYTUN£S

>my life is abysmal i cant believe this is my only social outlet and even it is being destroyed

>>211826351

>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VisSLsjrFqY

stgggs and manlytears haha

One day vegetarians will be created in laboratories

they crack hymens of non-black women with their BBCs

>women dont look at me sensually
ktim

>>211826412
GCHQ looking at this post and contacting thames valley police for an interview etc.

growling at every couple and nonwhite i see on my incel walk

>>211826418
the last sentence is pure satire haha

>>211826439
When the alien invasion comes you will be their only hope and you will do the right thing

one disposable vape left before i run out. it's one of them things where it's not good but it's also good cos i decided i'd quit them when the disposable ban came in and get back on the fags for a bit before then quitting them.

>>211826393
>created one day and 14 hours ago

>canadian flag
OMG, i bet that's stgggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww

>>211826351
im not like youuu guysss

You reckon donald trump got raped at thr army academy?

>>211826514
he looks terrible

>>211826525

literally just stopped buying vapes one day and it didn't bother me one bit
stopped thinking about it at all after a few days

>>211826546
Good on ya

>>211826514

>First millennial saint Carlo Acutis will be canonized Sept. 7, the pope says
This lad was born in 1991, within 5 years give or take of most of us here, and he's a saint in the Roman Catholic Church, and we're sat here in our smelly incel bedrooms posting about poo and black willies.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/millennial-saint-carlo-acutis-canonized-sept-7-pope-122805750

>Israeli forces kill 51 Palestinians waiting for aid in Gaza, rescuers say

>>211826579
I'll be a saint soon too after a few more BBC posts, then i'll be king of teh crodem