um what happened

>>211826695
We hit the reset button

um

>>211826695
OP probs deleted his own shit

>>211826722
um

Well why'd he do that for?

>>211826579
>This lad was born in 1991, within 5 years give or take of most of us here, and he's a saint in the Roman Catholic Church, and we're sat here in our smelly incel bedrooms posting about poo and black willies.
Who cares about being a saint though. He's dead so he can't use his elevated status to benefit himself.

I want to live a good life. I wouldn't want to die at 15 like he did, regardless of whether I am posthumously made a saint or not.

>Britain is host to 280,000 creator accounts, giving us one of the highest concentrations in the world. Eighty-four per cent of those accounts are run by women, and if they are all (give or take) between the ages of 18 and 34, then we can estimate that just shy of 4 per cent of young British women are selling their wares on OnlyFans

spent 2 hours just looking out the window yesterday. think my life is coming to an end.

>>211826748
was talking to one the other day. she wanted to charge £25 for a 30 second video of her sucking a dilly

Finally, something exciting happening on /brit/...

If you had a good body and a big willy, let's be honest you'd make an OF page... Fucking easy money. Probably don't even need to show off your face

It's my husband's birthday next week and I haven't got him anything yet

last thread was one of the worst ever

>>211826740
>>>211826579(Dead)
born in london and all
based british saint

>sucking a dilly

>>211826805
It was one of the best threads ever i'm going to use it for my next rage compilation - stgggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYk9Wu6Aiio

>>211826817
shut up nigga

never got only fans. you can just google porn and maybe a second word if youre feeling spicy

Might do a MENSA test

one time when i got drunk i nearly started smoking crack with these crackheads at 3am on the street

>>211826843
how do you spell UK

>>211826838
Go crash your car again and make some videos don't have a meltdown like I am and start spamming images of mosquitoes

>>211826815
mental how this dead kid is just there forever

https://voca.ro/1asNW7c5uLv5

>>211826898
Admin, admin he posted the image of the mice haha what a bunch of fags. Why isn't he allowed to post the mice

are the bradderbunnies allowed

>>211826936
That guy really lived and he learned

Employed woman only fans when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6GB04zeDeQ

Genuinely thought I was dying back in early 2021, must have picked up a bit of hypochondria from the covid propaganda, but it was cancer I thought I had. Remember sitting on a park bench and looking at the trees and crying because I wouldnt be able to experience thing soon.

last night i dreamt i was in the minecraft movie and i had an orgasm

>>211826990

>>211826951
HANGIN’ ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

Dreams are a form of spiritual communication!

*Gets raped by demons in my dreams every night* Haha

bossman praising everything I do like I'm a retarded little child getting on my nerves lads

love hearing about people's dreams. find it very interesting

>>211826972
noticed a slight dent above my belly button and thought i had a hernia was gonna die in 2021 kek

>>211827036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG1sn8NOb14

where my #DarkWoke niggas at?

>>211827041
You shouldn't smoke! *gets raped by a big black burly demon*

>>211827036
*hides his plastic horns and zips up trousers*
mad that

>This lad was born in 1991, within 5 years give or take of most of us here
yall aint actually this old right

so was heathermong raped by his black uncle or something why is he so obsessed with being raped by blacks

>>211827053
Send me the link and by all means I will complete it like a good samaritan
>>211827071
Don't worry, I'll just rape you back next time when I catch up to you. These things were flinging me about violently and I couldn't move

>>211827087
1996 me

>>211827087
I was born in 1989

>>211826891
wtf is that

>>211827101
cant remember tbqh just google chud woke values and it should come up

>>211827087
99
the last great year

stggggs saw this in a dream and said he liked the look of that chad

why is EVERY cunt outside dressed in a pastel top and shorts?

but late but just learned my school era bully was elected as a Reform councillor

>>211827126
Because this is the winter of my discontent *gets raped by a demon for not being funny enough*

if your birth year starts with 19 its time for retirement unc :skull:

Sir Dubai Chocolate

we've all been here since the 2000s how did you zoomer runts end up here

>>211827143
20th century ahh bluds

I was born in 1979

>>211827168
screaming

>>211827126
not me

khaki chinos and white shirt on me HOWEVER I have rolled up my sleeves and unbuttoned TWO buttons, giving the curious a little glimpse of my hairy chest

>>211827162
genuinely don't see what 4chan has to offer zoomers, it's baffling

>>211827168
cool kids never have the time

>>211827168
same except 2004

>>211827168
deegs

>>211827143
12 questions in... 70 questions. i may be a NEET but i still value my time

>>211827162
arrested development puer aeternus soyllenials BAFFLED at the mere concept of time moving forward

Lets be honest lads you're jealous you weren't born in 1994 like me, just the nicest sounding year to be born in

>>211827149
Weak. Shoe on a Jew. Fucker!

farting in my room
these wounds they may not heal

>>211827223
wrong, its:
99
00

thats it for like another hundred years

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Pooing

>>211827223
nah 1999 and 2000 are the coolest and you know it. only comes round once ever thousand years

the link is in the pic you mongs lmfao

poo fucking farting

rewatching the comedic kino

>>211827252
It's 80 questions stgggs dude can you do it for me since you don't make videos or post on twitter anymore

the world is a vampire

>>211827232
sublime post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw

>>211827143
>the entire economy left to people aged 25 and under
lmao

>>211827266
can you stop calling me that and no of course I can't do it for you that doesn't even make sense

Thinking about buying a CD player and getting back into CD's, getting rather sick of Spotify and everything similar to it

>>211827289
stgggs stgggs stgggs

>>211827294
won't get none of your cds back

>>211827313
Be fun to get my collection started again

>>211827190
it’s still the only mainstream site with 100% anonymity, nothing else really fulfils its niche so of course it remains popular
myspace, newgrounds, literally any popular site you could name from the 2000s eventually died off and people flocked to sites like reddit and twitter but there was never really a major shift like that for 4chan so here we are

>>211827294
CDeez nuts lmao

Imagine if Keir Starmer stuttered during a speech and someone called him Keir Stammer.

>>211827320
what's the point when you can just pirate it

>>211827294
got loads of vinyls me but never listen to them just face it the convenience of spotify outweighs any reason you'd get cds

>>211827223
I was born in on 9 November 1989, the day the Berlin wall fell. My dad was in Berlin at the time and didn't make it back to the UK before my birth because he was covering the events, but he brought back a piece of Berlin wall concrete with him.

https://youtu.be/QllvHZW33dE

>>211827294
CDs nuts nigga

naming my son Dubai Chocolate

>>211827331
Why do most of your generation want the whole world to know everything they say do or think anyway?

>>211827342
I enjoyed having a collection of albums when I was younger wasn't as satisfying having a blank cd with the contents written in sharpie on it

girls born in 2010

Who is stgggs?

>>211827386
Mark Zuckerberg

>>211827393
the fat faggot who freekills people

>>211827345
how many do you have
got about 500 after years of collecting and selling
most of them are the best sounding release but it's such a pain when you can just get hi res lossless with the click of a button

>>211827387
barely coherent bad faith question i shan’t bother answering x

>>211827320
um you're not supposed to own ze stuff anymore

>>211827393
the king of /v/

>>211827388
yeah but do you know how expensive cds are now? it's ridiculous

>>211827432
Well I'm not going to be buying 10 a week or anything like that

>>211827432
your face is ridiculous mate

>>211827432
sybau

what if nukes are just a fiction manufacured to institute and maintain a global order

turns out am a right chud

dead place. /brit/ is over

>>211827445
fair enough well enjoy then x
>>211827451
>>211827479
rude and frankly uncalled for
do better

>>211827514
are u saying hiroshima just decided to blow up by itself

>>211827514
They are real, but their distribution is to maintain the post-WW2 order, yes (with a couple of regional exceptions).

Enriching polonium in my bollocks

>>211827521
yeah?
*throws a poo at your head, knocking you over*

>>211827552
*freezes time and rapes his arse just before he falls over*

>>211827552
>>211827563
"why is /brit/ dying?"

/brit/ has been an integral part of every single day of my life for the past 9 years

>>211827572
*rapes your mouth before you can finish your sentence*

>>211827587
*hits him with 357 jabs to the chest and sends him flying to southern kazakhstan*

>>211827572
its the spammers killing it
brit has always had pooposting

>>>/pol/507719265

the next post will be:
a boring blog

this nigga wants us to migrate to pol

>>211827599
*teleports there before he gets there so he lands arsehole first on my erect knob*

>>211827620
*shoots you with phasar beams*

>>211827610
kill yourself

s/f

>It is a commonplace that the history of civilisation is largely the history of weapons. In particular, the connection between the discovery of gunpowder and the overthrow of feudalism by the bourgeoisie has been pointed out over and over again. And though I have no doubt exceptions can be brought forward, I think the following rule would be found generally true: that ages in which the dominant weapon is expensive or difficult to make will tend to be ages of despotism, whereas when the dominant weapon is cheap and simple, the common people have a chance. Thus, for example, tanks, battleships and bombing planes are inherently tyrannical weapons, while rifles, muskets, long-bows and hand-grenades are inherently democratic weapons. A complex weapon makes the strong stronger, while a simple weapon — so long as there is no answer to it — gives claws to the weak.

>Had the atomic bomb turned out to be something as cheap and easily manufactured as a bicycle or an alarm clock, it might well have plunged us back into barbarism, but it might, on the other hand, have meant the end of national sovereignty and of the highly-centralised police state. If, as seems to be the case, it is a rare and costly object as difficult to produce as a battleship, it is likelier to put an end to large-scale wars at the cost of prolonging indefinitely a ‘peace that is no peace’.

some days i remember africa countries and forget the islands, other days i remember the islands but forget africa, but every time without fail i will forget several eastern euro shitholes

>>211827610
fucking gimp reddit shite mate be better

I'd smell Emma Watson's farts.

>>211827410
>>211827422
ok and why are people calling dtfic that?

>>211827644
Ugly household.

>>211827628
>>211827641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pWZWg5b3Gw

>>211827610
yes what this place needs is more poltards to balance out the r9k freaks

>Ancient Arthurian general needs your help to remain stronk and filled with high quality posters!

>>211827610
fuck off you stupid cunt

>>211827113
the little saint's body that people can go and see but apparently it's actually a wax layer they did when he died and his actual body is all fucked and rotted in there

>>211827640
give us the link then sexy x

RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM

>>211827669
we all emigrated here from /pol/

little rats all of you

sat in the pole position club getting a lap dancd on vice city. peng x

>>211827680
https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world

>>211827053
>>211827517

We're all emigrés from somewhere, the lad is right we need more manpower reinforcements eu4

>>211827113
The Gamer Saint

Leftypol melty

>>211827706
gayboyyyy x

>>211827706
>80 questions to tell you you're normal

Wow what a dingus

>>211827692
good lad

>>211827537
the yanks firebombed many larger Japanese cities to shit at the time

>>211827711
Both.

>>>/pol/507719418

>>211827688
that explains it

you
me
1v1
deck16
instagib

>>211827720
No I'm not. I just think people should be decent and respectful towards each other.

>>211827640
gotten full marks many times on the jetpunk version of this
*pushes up nerd glasses*

>>211827751
We're all emigres from somewhere I suppose. Your flag for instance!

>>211827761
whatever u say queen xx

>>211827761
go off sis xxx

How did the pakis manage to get nukes then?

I'll be out of uni in two years.

do you think the economy will have recovered by then? I want a good start to my career.

sigh
there's just no political home for me

>>211827789
URANIUM?

>>211827789
they just worked hard until they could afford them

>>211827776
>>211827788
You love thinking about fag shit don't you

>>211827789
>>>/pol/507719466

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea

Polish colleague told me the UK starts to remind him of 90s Poland with all the infrastructure becoming neglected as the government can't even afford to fix potholes anymore. Said he'd be considering going back if it wasn't for his kids integrating here.

>>211827816
Love your neighbour init haha

>>211827789
we sold them a reactor for electricity generation and they used it to make weapons grade plutonium

hello this is chef john from foooood wishes dot com

>>211827816
um thats not very woke of you is it girly x

>>211827816
oooh someones got their claws out xxx
RAWR! :3

>>211827789
they lost a war to india then became obsessed with india having nukes so invested most of their annual budget in getting them which is why they're currently still third world and we send them money

you must love your neighbour rorke

>>211827854
scrombo

>>211827827
leech
you'd think she'd have even the slightest self awareness

>>211827823
good post

>Women-only tower block in Acton to open next summer - BBC News
wonder if men in dresses will be allowed

Just not gonna get the Digital ID card

fat cunt catberg stepping directly on my cock and balls with his entire body weight as he climbs into bed with me

>>>/pol/507720178
>>>/pol/507720178
>>>/pol/507720178
NEW

>>211827900
throw him out the window

meltdown in progress

>>211827907
please fuck off with this self flagellating schizo shit

>End of net neutrality
>AI slop
>censorship
>age verification on everything
>digital ID
>unending Boriswave

I genuinely hate the way society is going. I feel like this year I've realised just how bad everything has become. I wish I could've been born earlier. The future of humanity looks like a complete dystopia.

TMNKD

>>211827926
There is nothing wrong with stealing a few quality /pol/ posters, except maybe to the xenophobia of a few dumb sexy /brit/ boys

>>211827892
Move. Speechless. Nah.

umposter backshots

>>211827941
do it on your own time, then, and don't spam this thread with your recruiment drives

>>211827932
all this shit goes away if you don’t live your entire life on the computer
you’re right about the niggers though must be said

>>211827955
i'll start handing out big issues like a proper /brit/

anyone betting on ascot then

Why don't you want more high quality shitposts? No my secret base is being zerg rush *gets dropped into hell* aaah ahh ahh

>>211826678 (OP)

not a single person can fully comprehend just how utterly fucked the demographic of this country is now
there are no white children anymore

umposters fat ass clapping as he walks down the stairs

>>211827966
they call my fists 'big issues' and i'll be dealing a few to your cranium

>>211827990
No thanks God is seeing to that

>>211827954
>>211827989
ummmmmmmmm

>Thousands of Britons are stranded in Israel and unable to leave, as Iran and Israel continue to attack each other in an intensifying conflict that has been ongoing for days.
maybe they shouldn't have gone to a country that was already at war

>>211827980
>Gaoled
lindy

would you accept a Jewish refugee wife after Israel falls?

we just got rid of mousey ffs

>>211827985
it's the same here

might buy a casablanca tennis t shirt

>>211828034
will be my duty to house in my smelly incel room yes

13 year old biomass girls

umposter going UM UM UM with each thrust as i pound his arse

fighting the woke imperium from my stinking evil incel bedroom command centre

>>211827960
The Internet is real life now lad.

>>211828066
That's not what I meant by loving your neighbour you weird little quare

>>211828086
drama queen

um poster is an obese smelly balding runt

>>211828125
and a nonce too

umposter's fat unwashed wotsit stained sausage fingers clonking out another umpost

post sex cuddles with umposter in his bed full of sanrio plushies

i did a week off the internet. it was alright. very quiet.

umposter brushing his teeth with a wotsit

>>211827087
b. 1975 my guy

>>211828162
'Nothing lasts forever not even cold november rain'

umposter probably simps women on onlyfans and WFH as a cross dressing tranny

>>211828169
actual fuckin geriatric old coot

Touching some satin with my hands

Whilst British kids live in poverty (worst in Europe) your “king” takes time out of his busy schedule to watch horses be abused, lovely.

are we emigrating to /pol/ now or what?

umposting was kind of funny until it became a pedo rapist dogwhistle

How do people crack on working after lunch? I'm always ready for bed after mine

>>211828218
Haha who are you? The one clueless fuckwit that doesn't know what's going on or something?

BRING BACK THE FUCKIN QUAALUDES

>>211828231
most of us graft and put the work in real hard we're not a bunch of lazy dossers

since brit is dying should we make a 4chan ad for it? what boards should we display it on?

>>211828249
shut up

>>211828215
him participating in paki events is a worst offence

>>211828246
NON ADDICTIVE

>>211828215
what is he supposed to do about kids in poverty lol

>>211828249
just spam it on /brit/ and /bant/ bro we do it for free; also
>>>/pol/507721405

i'm not responsible for keeping the thread alive

>>211828257
bit rude

how is brit dying?

Most of the posts on /pol/ are sardonic and they're funnier than the posts here tbf.

catberg snoozing his life away

>>211828303
brit dying sarr brit dying it got blacked sarr

>>211828305
then go post there
dickhead

>>211828261
Worse*
>>211828269
I don’t know, if I was a fucking king and the children of my country were living in poverty i would probably use some of my £640,000,000 personal fortune to help

>>211828323
no way i've posted here since 2016 and i love it here

All eyes on Rorke.

>>211828357
When you know him tell me.

Black pussy is required for me to live.

Wonder what Tupac would be doing if he were alive today

>>211828303
it isn't ppl just talking shite
its as active as ever here

>>507718512
>>507721814

writing a book called 'memoirs of a virgin freak'

>>>/pol/507721814

generating anime girls with AI

>>211828393
How many pages in?

>>211828373

>>211828414
One. XD.

>>211828414
haven't actually started yet

The virgin freak that pissed on the seat (and didn't wash his hands) a tale by me

>>>/pol/507721917

>>211828455
blank page, perfect metaphore for your sex life
clever

>>211828482

A Scranmaid’s Tale

fucking a chicken

what are they hiding?

>>211828529
remember when they killed people by putting them on ventilators during covid? i remember

>>211828529
nightclub dances for deano and chad

>>211828529
Don’t like being held accountable. NHS killed my nan and granddad

>>211828529
>mum in hospital again, in pain a lot these days
>go and visit to spend time with her
>ask nurse auntie skilled biscuit eating visa “where’s mum?”
>“she ded she take medicine make go ded”
>“there must be a mistake she’s in for surgery”
>“ah we make de mistake this one ded oh. why you no write down on yo mudda chart you no wan ded?”

>>211828529
im unsettled being treated by bantu witch doctors

>>211828578
>im sorry but ur mudda is ded

>>211828586

>>211828597
You.

>>211828586
why are they like this

weird how filming care home workers is fine but not nhs nurses and doctors hm ok

>heard any news from tehran?

>>211828529
seen that on reddit, some of them were supporting thousand pound fines for people who record lol

>>211828627
your mudda and fadda is dead
*gets eaten by a lion*

hello muddah
hello faddah
here i am in
camp granada

>>211828621

FEMALE at toil keeps thumbs upping everyone else's comments but hearting mine

she wants me to pound her lads, aye?

>>211828697
hello hello how do you do

recording nhs nurses lowkey is racist coded...

remember the torso in the thames??

yer da listens to psytrance

>>211828709
screiaghtng

Sorry but I love shaving my arsehole completely bald absolutely love it

>>211828746
only problem with doing this is that your farts sound very feminine

wouldn’t mind ten trillion beers right now

>>211828732
>>211828732
>>211828732

nonwhites on social media are a fucking fever dream

>>211828782
Hadn’t noticed honestly