Thread 211828582

>>211828582 (OP)
I don't know what you're so smug about. Last time I went to Italy you couldn't get a decent slice of pizza anywhere. They looked at me like they didn't know what deep dish was.

Its time to discuss italian americans

>>211828582 (OP)
OH

>>211828582 (OP)
... You guys know that you emigrate all over the place, right?
... ... ... You guys know that you say this shit about other Italians, right?
>Tony, I just found out our mothers have the same last name. Where's your family from?
>Sicily
>That's not Italy. Fuck outta heah.

>>211828848
Because pizza in unironically better in America, in New Haven at least.
most of Italy didn't even have pizza until the mid 70's or something. in spread from Naples sooner in the east coast than the rest of Italy

THE MOST ITALIAN PATRIOTS LIVE IN BRAZIL, NEVER LEFT BRAZIL, LEVER WENT TO ITALIA BUT THEY HAVE A SURNAME WITH TT OR ZZ AND A PASSPORT AT LEAST

>>211828848
All Italians have going for them is their food, don't upset the Italians or they'll spam more shit threads about how Americans live rent-free in their heads (like all Eurotrash on /int/ do 24/7 since they're obsessed).

>>211828582 (OP)
I mean, all of my Italian gf’s had an Italian grandparent living with them who couldn’t speak English.

>>211828582 (OP)
pizza and pasta man is looking for a fight!

>>211829081
>WE WUZ ROMANS
>SAVE EVROPA

>>211829131
>Laquisha McMutty be like, my great great grandpa was italian!

>>211829093
America is majority non-white nowadays and you will never be able to reverse it.
Enjoy dying in the middle east!

>>211829131
I should ask Vicki how Nonna Russo's doing.
She spoke French more or less fluently, so there was never a communication barrier, just a lot of code switching, and linguistic car crashes when we were having more than one conversation at a time.
She was a funny old broad.

>>211829207
>majority non-white
Yeah, a lot of Italians came over

>>211829207
>Enjoy dying in the middle east
... ... ... . . .
I guess Libya's far enough away. I'll give this one a point.

>>211829207
two more weeks until war with Iran guys

i want to marry her bros

>>211828582 (OP)
I’m English and also have UK citizenship

>>211828582 (OP)
My surname is Olivieri and I'm Italian (latinx)

>>211829207
Uh oh, looks like I upset the Italian.

>>211829183
NTA but what if I tell not a single aspect of that image applies to me

>>211828874
this is a realistic italian look

>>211829279
Again?
Italy... Libya's right there. Get ready.

>>211828582 (OP)
I'm Italian

Sir , I am Greek

>>211829539
He is.
Johnny Papalopoulos here makes better ossobucco than any Italian.

>>211828848
why? because your fat belly doesn't allow you to enter?

>>211828582 (OP)
The Italian party of my family doesn't talk to us because Grandpa married a protestant
Last name is still Italian though

Just found out americans don't have real mozzarella and put plastic industrial thing they call cheese on pizza, can't take them seriously

>>211828582 (OP)
She's so sexy, bros

>>211828582 (OP)
yep, this goes straight to my melonifacesfolder

>>211832855
Imagine her stomping on your face with her medium length heels. That would be most unfortunate haha.

>>211832855
I would like to kiss her

>>211832778
t. retards that mae worse pizzas

Almost every attractive Italian woman I've seen online has either specifically stated or openly expressed attraction to black men

>>211835409
you don't have to be like this man

>>211835658
is this true?

>>211836487
Yes...

>>211836587
its over bro

>>211835409
What problem do you have with us tizzun'?

>>211836729
it's not over bro
you can still change your ways, your fetishes don't have to define you

Is she on the spectrum? Women being unusually interested in politics is a red flag anyway.

>>211828582 (OP)
me and the bitch i pulled by being slightly fascist

>>211837302
van der leyen is a bit jealous

>>211837257
she could be
she seems to likes anime and used to be a bit of a nerd in her younger years, apparently
picrel is a screenshot of her now deprecated web page from when she was 21 years old

>>211837437
protestant cucked by catholic unity
(im protestant)

>>211837302
>>211837437
she really should have been our foreign minister
she gets along with everyone

>>211837968
with almost everyone ^^ but to be fair, no one in the eu likes orban

>>211837437
Is she short or the guy is tall? Why your tall people are so weird? For example Bismark definitely have a face of some guy who is below average tall. But he actually much more above average for his times.

>>211838057
put them in a 1 on 1 and she'll do the whole happy and friendly person shtick with him too

>>211838101
she's short even for Italian standards

>>211838101
She's straight up a womanlet

>>211838101
he's tall, but she is also small

>>211838119
yeah, i think so too.

>>211838101
both. shes around 160 and hes around 200

>>211828582 (OP)
95% of italian larpers on 4chan are hues or argies

>>211836487
>>211836587
>>211836729
>>211836912
I think there was some confusion. He was asking if its true italian women love bbc and you were answering as though responding to whether or not it was true that he has to be like this. So both of you misunderstood eachother

>>211837968
i dont mind her as long as we can all unite around hating orban desu
besides prime ministers do a lot of foreign policy these days

Italian? Fuck no, I am a Celto-Germanic BVLL

>>211838101
Fun sized.

>>211838194
Always makes me laugh, why the hell was he kneeling

>>211838515
he needs someone to back up his EU application

>>211838515
i like it. its very wholesome

Alright yurocels, once and for all let's settle this, using this example: who in this situation is the 'most' Italian? Replace Italian with your own nationality if that makes it easier for you to understand.

>Jannik Sinner: mother tongue is German, ethnically Germanic, born and raised in """Italy"""/southern Tyrol.
>Mario Balotelli: born in Italy to African immigrants, mother tongue and culture is Italian
>Fabiano Caruana: born in the USA to Sicilian immigrants, lived in Spain and Ticino (Italian part of Switzerland) as a teen while representing Italy in international chess competitions. Has spoken Italian at home since birth. Culturally American.

>>211841580
personally I would say Caruana but I already know my countrymen would disagree because they have a hate-boner for Italian-Americans

>>211841580
They would say Jannik Sinner

>>211841580
If Fabiano is "first gen" then him.

>>211838472
Fascismo in miniatura!

imagine cheating on this

>>211842020
Just a heads up: 'first generation' immigrants are people who were born in another country then immigrated. Second generation typically refers to their children who were born in the country they emigrated to. In this example, Fabiano would be considered 2nd gen, and his parents would be 1st gen. If for example he was born in Italy then moved to America when he was 1 day old, then he'd be considered a 1st gen

>>211832855
In Argentina the press thinks Meloni and Milei have some kind of romance going on. It's so sad and delusional. Look at this fucking rodent.

>>211841580
The amerisharty. You will always be Italian, that's right: even if your mind is completely defiled by anglo brainrot deep inside you are Italian.

>>211842239
brunette meloni mogs

>>211828984
>>211828582 (OP)
Indians are just the new shitalians

>>211842667
Indians are disgusting

>>211842667
Indians desperately want this to be true. Thirdies in general are obsessed with Italians

>>211842818
...

>>211842561
>>211841703
Pffft fuck outta here, if Caruana started posting on /int/ and called himself Italian, the dago dogs on this board would lose their minds. You guys would be shitting on him so hard for daring to call himself Italian. Here's an abbreviated list of replies to an American poster calling himself Italian:

>kill yourself, Amerimutt, my shoes are more Italian than you even though they were made in China
>you will never be Italian, you are a mutt
>Italian? You? Ok Paco Tyrone Smith, yeah you sure are Italian lmao
>you are not Italian even if one of your ancestors may have been an exiled moor, you dumb brownskin

I've heard variations of this for over a decade and a half (yes I've been here for too long) on /int/. No room for nuance or discussion, your default is: fuck you mixed race amerigolem, you are not and will never be Italian.

>>211842593
Blond hair is the most unattractive hair colour on white women

>>211843144
lol

>>211829131
I did too

>>211842983
I know and I think it's retarded

>>211842239
This is Venus incarnate......

>>211841580
>who in this situation is the 'most' Italian
ME
>Born in Australia to turk migrants
>First language turkish, culturally australian
>Got 1/3 italian in a dna test and can make pasta
If I catch any of you uncultured teroni cunt faces breaking past near me, MAMA MIA are you gonna fucking cop it.

>>211843144
My unironic opinion. People rarely like the color yellow. They like gold, but yellow is generally seen as an ugly color. The only reason why hair is an exception is because it's rare

>>211843704
>Blonde = yellow
Next you're gonna tell me whites are actually white as paper

>>211842983
Americans are optimistic by nature. They could never understand how utterly desolate the souls of most Europeans are. They're a dying civilization that maintain their sanity by clinging to what's left of their culture. So when an American claims their identity it's like a small part of what little pride they have left is being stolen, magnifying the despair they live in. When a shitalian gatekeeps their identity, simply shake your head in pity the way you would at a homeless drug addict on the street who claims he used to be a millionaire, because in essence that's who you're dealing with.

>>211841580
I find it funny that the country of assimilation has all this trouble about who is who abroad. Just like anyone can be American, why do you have problems accepting that anyone can be Italian?
Anyway the order is Sinner, the Shart and Chadotelli

>>211842667
>>211842818
>>211842865
They definitely move in when Italians move out...

>>211843239
La Fascista dell'amore

>>211829093
malding

>>211828582 (OP)
Meloni just destroyed mutts with that

>>211841580
>italian
>name if balotelli
cannot make this shit up

>>211828582 (OP)
>t.
As-salamu alaykum, 'Giorgio'.

>>211835409
It's always the Americans

>>211844954
>Scottish
>Flag of Ireland
Scotland's flag is blue with a white saltire

>>211845406
I didn't make it anon, I am just reposting because it is related to the topic.

>>211844954
DAS RITE BOYO. WE THE REAL MACK BOIS!

>>211845406
You'd be blue too if all you had was white saltines.

>>211828582 (OP)
amerimutts want to be pretty much everything but americans and when one shows a little bit of patriotism everyone else calls him cringe or a redneck. Pretty sad. Surprising how they all voted for their current president

>AND THE ROMANS, WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
>YOU'RE LOOKING AT EM, ASSHOLE!

>>211845810
Yes... very surprising that he got the number of votes he did. Incredible you could say. Unbelievable even.

>>211828582 (OP)
If Europeans had any enterprising spirit left they'd be hurling passports at any muh heritage American they could find in order to simultaneously bolster their declining populations and drain immense amounts of brain power and capital out of a hostile power that's actively threatening their territory and security

Too bad they're either sitting around with their thumbs in their asses playing no true scotsmen or are already governed by anti-Europe Trump taintlickers

>>211838057
This must be like biggest approval of him doing his work correctly.

>>211846151
Wait for that sweet spot between the mach 30 ICBMs and the singularity bombs.

>>211841703
I guess this chess player anchestor spend considerably more time( generations) in the region( Italy) than som guy moving to work and staying a bit. Democracy is such a joke.

>>211828582 (OP)
wasn't she making that face because a frog was talking to her?

>>211843815
because America isn't a nation-state and Italy is, retard.

>>211843815
>>211846443
America was founded and built as a white nation

>>211828848
True dat. You also cannot get decent pasta. Its unironically been improved by the world but they eat like its still the 80s

>>211829131
>I mean

>>211841580
Sinner is a kraut
Balotelli is adopted but he behaves like the typical italian arrogant fuckboy
Caruana is just american

>>211843793
Bomba atomica di verità

>>211847223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsVJ1PsnMs

>>211828582 (OP)
why

in ogni modo ma fisicale, io sono italiano

*porco dio*

I made carbonara for dinner :)

>>211848821
with ham, cream, and peas?

>>211849391
nope, just eggs, parmesan, and bacon

>>211849524
Oh, the good one. That doesn't make for enragement. How am I supposed to be pissed about that? I can't really harp on you for not using guanciale - it's hard to get sometimes.

>>211828582 (OP)
more italian than you mohammad

>>211843765
Blonde hair is literally yellow

>>211828582 (OP)
More Italian than you, Ahmed.

>>211828582 (OP)
I'm full Italian nigger. Every 'real' Italian my age I know my age has like a Romanian mother or German father anyway.

>>211849598
>>211849649
>>211849698
>racism
why are italians like this

>>211851919
>troverai uno che ti ama nonostante tutto
Eccomi

>>211828582 (OP)
Old worlders will never understand how we feel.

>>211846443
says who?

>>211851950
>not white
>not brown
>not italian
WE SUFFER

new york and new joisey wops have retarded accents like jackie aprile

>>211851919
questa è più chuddina di me

>>211843793
This
Americans are based and Euros are sad little creatures that can't accept their role as our property

>>211846151
Europeans have nothing left

>>211842561
gracias mille cugino mio fratello italiano. i communisti e sempre lo stesso perche loro pensano i neri possono essere italiano come io. si tu poi essere italiano senza sangue, e finita. solo dio poi aiutarmi.