I'm too old (mid-30s) and out of shape to be drafted
I'd be a liability
>>211831369 (OP)in your case? escape to galiza
in my case? escape to argentina
I'm just saying, it depends on who I'll be dying for, and not a lot comes to mind.
Hide in the forest o algo
>>211831369 (OP)Kmsk. Senpai? Rebel. Peace. Live. C'mon.
>>211831369 (OP)Try to escape the country.
>>211831369 (OP)idk, which conflict ? shouldnt they send the army first instead of conscripts ? shouldnt our institutions draft a law first ?
>>211831369 (OP)*shudders*
i will become c*nadian that day
join a communist guerrila
>>211831638It really do be like that sometimes.
>>211831369 (OP)Kill myself the first chance I get
>>211831638ngl looking like this it could be a good way to escape the NEETdom nihilism (even if it implies in death)
>>211831369 (OP)Apply for work service on ideological grounds, meaning that instead of learning to shoot guns and cope with sleep deprivation, I just do free labour for the state for a year.
>>211831369 (OP)Go kill russians, what else?
thank god for dead soldiers
https://x.com/GODHATESTHWORLD
>>211831369 (OP)Depends on who we're fighting
>chinaHell yeah
>any where in the middle eastTime to escape to canada
>>211831369 (OP)Finally will have a reason to get a Mexican citizenship
heh
md5: d027b2455e9db638c2e1042db1d111c3
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>>211831369 (OP)I would unironically be ecstatic. I would finally be able to die in a natural way
>>211831369 (OP)Smile. Girls go crazy for men in uniform
>>211831369 (OP)arent we all autistic? im not eligible i think
>>211832202That's what I did, spent a year reading loli hentai in an elementary school. Could have been much worse.
>>211831369 (OP)Not happening here. Ever.
>ignore it like my uncle did
>actually go to jail because no boomer privilege
guess I'll find out soon
>>211831369 (OP)i really want russia to declare mobilization again
people have memory of a goldfish
>>211831369 (OP)Don't want to out myself as mentally ill so I would just accept my fate
>>211831369 (OP)This is why I have 2 passports
>>211831369 (OP)Tell the recruiter that the millisecond I get a gun I will shoot my officer, and if they don't give me one I'll try to strangle him in his sleep