Thread 211836204

I h*cking love Clairo edish

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>>211836204 (OP)
i love clairo so much i love queer women

>>211836204 (OP)
>nepo kid
>copied julian's rift
big yikes from me

>>211836204 (OP)
>>211835939
This is the real one

>>211836204 (OP)
I still want to lick her chest

I smell fish but there's no fish around me

>>211836283
>no subject
dullard

Lol

Why is my left ear muffled all of a sudden?

>>211836340
>veiw

>>211836283
Sorry but you’re gonna have to take the L here my man

>>211836340
>longing for home
Yah that’s why they’re getting sent back lol
Sayonara Pablo

>>211836204 (OP)
I liked Clairo better before she had this attitude and tattoo.

>>211836438
Jason‘s room unironically looks like this

blew a tranny

>>211836482
Gross.

>>211836468
This is the poster in my room. Clearly not a JS.

She deserved it.jpeg

why 2????

>According to President Donald Trump, the United States does not want to kill Iran's spiritual leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei for the time being. We know exactly where he is hiding, Trump wrote on his short message service Truth Social. “He's an easy target, but he's safe there - we're not going to take him out (kill him), at least not for now.”


Lol

>>211836579
WAAAUUGHH

Why this? Why now?

i'm obsessed with stuffing qtips in my ears

>>211836579
Im gonna need a video for that

de camptown ladies sing a song

>>211836635
same, once you master the correct angle they never get clogged

>>211836639
What will you do when your dick stops working

>>211836607
The conflict of Iran versus the United States has lasted longer than you've been alive

>>211836635
Dip them in hot water first. The feeling is incredible.

>Support Ukraine? Don't be a warmonger, we need peace.
>Innocent Iranians? YEAAAAHH KILL 'EM FOR ISRAEL
Why are they like this?

>>211836639
>>211836657
Here
https://youtube.com/shorts/9oKCNfMrzJ8?si=ScwDAL8Xl4Zg16c-

why doesnt america follow the prime directive

for say

>>211836661
Troon out
>>211836668
I got attacked by Iranian security when the last Shah visited Germany

>>211836681
You have somehow managed to extrapolate Trump saying
>No we won't support Israel in their war effort multiple times
Into
>HELL YEAH BRO GO TEAM Israel *launches nuke*

>>211836725
You're such a weird gross pervert

>>211836651
de camptown race track 5 miles long

>>211836751
do you look like that?

>>211836681
Because they are the personal slaves of Israel.

>>211836706
lol a great sound snippet

>>211836681
this pic ironically looks like that one fat greek politican

>>211836774
You can if you commission it on fur affinity

>>211836204 (OP)
clairo is so pretty i wish i looked like clairo i will never be pretty like clairo ;___;

>>211836752
Why what have I done now

1200 calories and 150 grams of protein in the whole pot of lean turkey hamburger helper

>>211836826
>one fat greek politican
All of them look like they live on a diet of ouzo and souvlaki, you have to be more specific

>>211836579
""Journalists"" think they are so above everyone else it's bizarre the level of ego they have relative to their importance

This goes hard

https://youtu.be/WsrH-U-F-Ds

Stayed up all night it's 2pm now and I'm going to read this isekai and probably pass out after a couple pages

I think it's about a guy getting isekaid snd he gets Minecraft powers and a dark elf mommy gf. Basically everything a man could ever want.

>>211836635
this is the answer to the question "do men or women enjoy sex more?"
just put your pinky in the ear. doesn't it feel good on your pinky?

>>211837004
i get hard looking at her

>>211836877
I believe its this Gyrosaurus

I wanna cry but I wanna laughhhhhh
Big bang baby it's a crash crash
https://youtu.be/G0gAxuvo5rc?si=tSbGb2bv5IEn91IO

i'm a gameless incel, i have no game

Any Steve French niggas out here

>>211837149
Because you can't afford

>>211837110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRlp69pW7N8

>>211836839
That's like twice what many people need in terms of protein

>>211837130
i love brown women

>>211837174
Very SOVLFUL thread

>>211837250
me too but her face looks horrid

>>211837263
so does your daddy

>>211837237
.....if you are a huge pussy
Finished your sentence for you

>>211837237
Don't tell him there's a limit on how much daily protein you can effectively digest either

niggas really be calling their dad "papa"

>>211837266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTKN09DPPQ

>>211837294
Done him.

>>211837149
Wym spinny bought you plenty of games. Spoiled brat!

don't you call your fathers in America sir?

O algo

>>211837406
I just call him "Dad" or "The old man" bro

Mr Father, Sir.
May I use the washroom, please?

white people be like may i be excused from dinner sir

>>211837237
Maybe if you are tiny, I am 6’5 270 on a diet and high protein helps spare muscle while losing weight
>>211837314
Not true. do you think a caveman hunting down a would’ve waited because of too much protein? Maybe it would be a little more effective spacing out the protein but it’s not a big deal unless you are some pro bodybuilder

HO3

Wish they never suspended the draft in '73; I might've had my number polled and had an excuse to go into the military without my mom screaming and crying like a lunatic about how selfish and immature it was I was volunteering for the military instead of growing up and going to college. Wasn't at all ready for college.

I'm not ready to sit in a classroom but I am ready to die for Israel

>>211837748
no fucking way, that's a vtuber kek

browns do not suffer

>>211838137
Her future ex husband is going to suffer

Sometimes I'm just being a little cheeky on the chan and I say something snarky and get a paragraph long butthurt reply, that's when I realize I'm talking to a femanon and use the opportunity to project my mommy issues into her and btfo whatever she's saying without mercy. Hopefully I'm making her a better person in the process, can't really correct women irl unless you speak to them in baby talk.

>>211838274
yea, its not a woman

>>211837852
Akkktually I would've died for a government that doesn't exist, either now or back then (Republic of Afghanistan,) in a war we already lost over a decade before I would've been eligible.

Still, would rather have had the Taliban send me home like Joe Bonham than toil through the life I did choose.

>>211838137
imagine getting kicked in the balls by her and then she calls you small afterwards... vgh

>>211838357
When spinster bought you the game, did you send a dm trying to start a conversation

i keep thinking maybe i should play some classic games on an emulator that the people say are good but i dont think i'd get into it, it's not the same if you're just playing on an emulator and not a little kid playing it 20 years ago on a couch

>>211837638
The average healthy man is like 160 lbs

>>211838550
I think people feel that way because they're trying to recapture a point in their childhood when they could play anything and have fun. Emulating old classics is fun when the game is actually good and holds up and you aren't just trying to be a soyed out manchild.

DOT sent me a letter saying that the interlock is assigned for 6 months. Thought it would be a year.

anyone willing to get creampied by yours truly?

getting absolutely raped and dominated in binding of isaac

Do you think there's some correlation between black hair in white girls and mental illness?
I've noticed a disproportionate amount of white girls with black hair are mental, but when I askdd gpt it claimed this is just confirmation bias
I swear there's got to be some genetic link

>>211837237
>>211837314
Niggas really out here spouting 2012 broscience

>>211838550
I bought a Vita last year to play old pokemon games once in a while. About once a year I’ll play a gameboy era pokemon and enjoy myself. Last one I did was after I bought the vita, Pokemon Crystal.

>>211837406
I call him dibshit.

>>211838866
Most people need like .036g of protein per pound of body weight

i'm the highest in the room

>>211837852
Based, i want to die for old politicians
I want to dome sandniggers and chinks. This would give meaning to my life

>>211838616
I think even a man of that diminutive size should be eating at least 100g of protein if he exercises. If the bodyfat test I took is accurate at all my goal weight for abs is 230lbs so I am trying to get there before I run a 10k in October. Protein goal is 200-250g per day. My resting heart rate is low 50s and no health problems except excess weight so I’m alright

>>211838932
Actually 0.0036g

>>211838977
That's not diminutive.

>>211838550
I recently played a bunch of PS2 games I played as a kid. I had fun with most of them.

>>211838953
I G O T T H E M U N C H I E S B R O

>>211838761
Spam r until you get ipecac. Only play runs where ipecac spawned next to your starting room.
>b-but the streak
Some people don't want you to enjoy ipecac, don't fall for their memes.

Made this thread and then went to the gym lmao

Anyone else fall for the gameboy micro trap back in the day? I remember saving up allowances and birthday money just to get one for $100 and it was worse than the gameboy SP and just a piece of trash. Probably the biggest scam I’ve ever fallen for in my life

>>211839209
ipecac is not good for tainted lost

>>211837852
Unironically, all those war videos made me want to go to war. Seems fun.

what do you guys do when you're in pain

>>211839257
I will mug you.

>>211838927
Play a rom hack, they're Pokemon for grownups

>>211837852
The brave americans who went to fight in the gulf war weren't soft pussies like today's americans

>>211839259
Bro what's wrong? *Hugs*

>>211839317
leg cramps, colicky pain, headaches

>>211839259
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
And take ibuprofen or something

>>211838781
Black hair is very rare in white people so that could be why. Unless you mean dark brown hair

>>211839252
Break the run with another character, get the clicker and switch characters.

shesh Iran sure are bad guys

>>211839414
No i mean fully black. It's not that rare. Lots of Irish women have black hair, German too
My mom has black hair

>>211839424
will i still get the completion mark for tainted lost

Coffee crash blues are hitting hard. Maybe i should have another coffee

Talk about the latest controversy blood, fire, dead people, antisemitism, incendiary declarations, hate towards large groups of people death death children crying and adults laughing explosions politics and powerful figured causing harm!!!

>>211836579
there was a car trying to turn (you can see it in pic)
it was hardly audible in the video but police were telling people to make way
in the video you can clearly see the reporter taking small steps towards the police despite this
boom shot in the leg
i love america

>>211839356
Are you drinking enough water, stretching and getting enough sleep?

>>211838781
>white girl
>black hair
literally death itself

>>211839317
>>211839579
kill yourself

Mousey girl in class has cut marks on her arm
Painful to look at

>>211839604
Uh oh someone needs to give his inner child a hug

suck me thru the phone

>>211839367
>>211839579
i will do that thank you

>>211839607
i go crazy for girls like that

>>211839673
You're fucked up!!!

>>211838761
i got so much shit done in that game and my steam cloud file somehow corrupted, never seethed more in my life

>>211839607
I have this giant scar on my arm that looks like a cut mark but really I just accidentally rested my forearm on the oven door while taking food out

Remember that anon with the package seethed because nobody cared? Did he post anything else? I got banned shortly after that

>>211839784
I feel like there's someone complaining about a package every 2-3 business days

>>211839673
Shes kinda qt . Nerdy looking w/ glasses, high pitched Voice
But I'd have sex with any women desu

Bitch ass

No human is illegal chuds

Make all troons illegal

>>211839806
Someone stole my microwave oven in Wisconsin. I filed a police report with the Shorewood Hills Police Department, but they informed me that they could not take action because the item was valued at less than $400

>>211839784
>>211839806
i can show you my package right now
**unzips**

>>211839806
I'm talking about the guy who got the sex board game
>>211839939
Tldr

I need a job type beat

>>211839939
Anyone that can’t even speak English is illegal. End of story. Most descended from hispanics are illegal as well. Immigration shouldn’t be simple nor easy

>>211839964
So stealing shit is legal as long as it's less than 400 dollars
In California is 950

>>211840005
Yes, they told me they don't proceed with an investigation if the stolen item is valued at less than 400 bucks

Shit thread

>>211839939
>One of the most commonly misused and harmful terms i see in conversations around burglary is the word "burglar". It gets applied to people as a label: "burglar", "thief", or even just "trespasser". But here's the truth--both legally amd theologically--no person is a thief. Actions can be unlawful. Your status can be as a trespasser. But a human being, made in the image of God, cannot be a burglar.

>>211839784
Why are you asking about me? Do you have a crush on me or something?

>>211839939
>immigration is complicated and doesn't align with my world view therefore it ought be ignored without consequence
This is nearly identical to the sovereign citizen argument.

>>211839964
Get out of my city macaco. Shorewood neighborhood is for rich white folx only. I shudder to think that some brown brazilian monkeys skin may have touched shorewood pool's water

>>211840150
Give him back his toaster

>>211840110
You seemed like a fascinating character

>>211840150
but you're the one stealing other people's microwave ovens

it's okay to be white

>>211840238
not in brazil

i'm startled

>>211840232
Well I have another package that's suppose to be coming so you will witness another unboxing

>>211840285
That's for not getting a Jewish PM. Becoming the 51st state is your only hope.

>>211840317
Your personality sounds cute but the content of your packages makes you seem kind of gross

>>211840238
you're a racist little goyim

Why do normie friends think it's fine to make plans in front of you that include everyone except you

>>211840285
wtf I love isntreal now

It's not okay to be white

>>211840408
It was a NSFW board game its not a sex toy and I only bought it because it came with an exclusive card that I collect

>>211840452
Never happened to me

N

im a black son of a bitch

it's okay to be brown

N is for no contributions to society
I is for the only thing I care about
G is for gibs
G is for more gibs because it's never enough
E is for everything I make worse with my presence
R is for raging over minor inconveniences which may actually be my own fault

>>211840693
>I is for the only thing I care about
I dont get it

i did just see a black lady freaking out at the mexican workers in mcdonalds because "they didn't make it fresh"

This cactus is known for eating Mexicans and producing fruit with their blood. Pictured its mouth and fruit bait.

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO EAT THE HOURS OLD SLOP THATS BEEN SITTING UNDER THE HEAT LAMPS
bad look, chuddie

>>211840762
Is the fruit good

>>211840778
her fault for not ordering the quarter pounder

Black guy ordered a 20pc of some hours old gas station fried chicken
Anyone here ever tried Krispy Krunchy Chicken (you just KNOW they wanted it to be Khicken)? It always smells slightly of piss.

>>211840827
Idk.

>>211840693
Nick Fuentes is friends with black people

>>211840843
Why doesn't the Egyptian government help Gazans at all

They should have had extra chicken in a trailer out back on ice

>>211840891
No chicken? Or they just out of chicken?

One woman yelled back at the machine

I ate goyslop for the first time in three months yesterday
Jimmy John's
Not bad

If she spins fast enough then maybe the broken pieces of her heart will stay together but ain't a gyroscope can spin foreverrrrrrr

its just crazy to me that one day i will be completely alone, hopefully i'll be comfortable with driving before then

>>211840983
Actually I think it was Jersey Mike's
I always confuse the two

watchin destiny

>>211841005
>will be

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>211841032
Move.

For me, it's the chicken cordon bleu sub at Penn Station

>>211841038
same plus eating these onion flavored snacks

>>211841072
enjoy your cuppa

>>211841059
I got the Jersey Mike's® Mike's Hot Honey™ Chicken Cheese Steak

my brother is a simp to this chick from another city who he isnt even dating i dont think plus she is pretty ugly, he gives her half his paycheck

>>211840806
Its texture is like a watermelon, and a kiwi had a son. Mildly sweet and sour. It doesn't have a noticeable smell. I really like it.

>>211841180
>he gives her half his paycheck

>>211841180
>not even dating
>gives her half his paycheck
is it a prostie? he is getting something out of it right?

>>211841233
no its just a girl, she's mentally ill as fuck though and she's into body modding from what i've seen of her

thinking about big american...
inside my tight canadian...

>>211841180
>he gives her half his paycheck

Singles I make dinner
Repeating digits and it's slop

found my favorite memri image

just poo'd

alright so i got rejected from every law school i applied to.

>>211841395
Salam.

>>211841410
did you try being more jewish

>>211841410
hugs

>>211841430
Supposed to be live.

>>211841180
>he gives her half his paycheck

Feeling the moment the slip away
Losing direction you're losing faith
You're wishing for someone
Feeling it all begin to slide

>>211841180
Don't you have a sister willing to give me half her paycheck?

Is the canadiam arthoe poster still alive?

the most coherent post this bot has ever made

>>211841435
sucks. i just want to escape my godforsaken midwestern shithole

the most coherent bbc this bot has ever made

It's getting hard to see without glasses :/

are you unions bad

>>211841811
I'm not in a Union

>>211841798
There's nothing worth seeing anyways.

>>211841876
https://youtu.be/LWfYwDAcE7I

>>211841647
That's not Egypt

unions are good
open borders are also good

>>211841798
so you'll get some glasses. not so bad. it's not like you're going blind, you'll just be one of those cool guys who wears glasses.

The Battle of Bunker Hill was 250 years ago today.

>try to play metal slug
>thumb gets tired and begins to hurt during the first mission
How could I play this as a kid?

>>211842089
how about the battle of bussies?

>>211842118
you were more excited about it! try again, this time without the past twenty years.

Jews survived because they decided that Judaism is passed on through the mother and then they genetically engineered their women to have juicy milkers

>>211841956
>open borders are also good
make unions impossible. so does legal immigration

As if Trump's call to evacuate Tehran and "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER" aren't enough, his murderous fake diplomacy and other maximalist demands, along with the assassination of so many generals and diplomats, have given Iranian leaders zero reason to stop fighting.

Neocons like Lindsey Graham and Tom Cotton, along with countless Israeli leaders, have made it clear: the unambiguous goal of this war is "regime change," i.e. the total overthrow and destruction of the Republic of Iran.

Every historian of WW2 will tell you, the Allied demand for "unconditional surrender" of Germany and Japan likely extended the war by two years or more, and cost millions of lives. And even mainstream historians will tell you, it actually strengthened the hand of the German and Japanese governments during the same period, because those peoples knew that, even if they didn't care for their NS or Imperial Japanese leaders, the alternative was the total destruction and occupation of their nation.

The people of Iran have plenty of examples of recent Middle East history of what they can expect if Israel/USA achieve their goal: Iraq, Libya, Syria... failed states, bloody chaos, civil war and sectarian violence. Nobody in their right mind wants that for their country, you don't have to be a Muslim or a fan of the Islamic Republic not to want that.

The demand for unconditional surrender and regime change in Iran is rightly going to be interpreted by all Iranians as a war to destroy their country. This is what the Jews want, in their feverish delusions about Amalek: a Biblical annihilation of all their enemies.

Right now the Iranian government has one option: fight or die. You must fight to the death, unless you want to end up like Gaddafi or Saddam Hussein. And the Iranian people must support their government, unless they want to end up like the people of Iraq, Libya or Syria.

>>211842005
Nothing dries up pussy more than a four-eyes anon

not reading allat

>>211839249
They’re worth a lot nowadays you can sell them for retail price

just flunked another interview because I cant give a convincing vocal fellatio for soulless healthcare corporation #7183489

>>211842360
sometimes i just cant understand white m*le entitlement

Iran finna find out what happens to lil niggas who get up in ISRAEL's face

There’s a black man on my front porch and I don’t know any blacks in my gosh darn neighborhood Charlene come get me my Remington from the bedroom

>>211842316
i don't believe that for a minute. even if you were right, he could just wear contacts. or shoot, get corrective surgery if you can afford it. but i disagree with the whole idea. women would still be very attracted to a handsome guy even if he had glasses on.

lol everyone's talking about war

>>211842535
Jaja si
Nobody needs that
Here have a corona pekeño

>>211842535
would you rather we talk about your lack of bitches?

Please form an orderly line. One award per person ONLY.

>>211842645
What did I fall for?

>>211842645
what exactly did I fall for

>>211842664
you voted to die for israel

>>211842602
does dis beatch have feet

>>211842664
i don't know either, but>>211842645
sure, i'll take one. i kind of lile that, it'd make a great hat pin.

>>211842700
I voted for Her but I support war with Iran, Russia, and China

tiktok is recommending me a bunch of crap

>>211842722
same

>>211842731
you're supposed to be playing metal slug.

Draft me and send me to die in the Zagros Mountains! I'm ready!

i love war

As a man it's your place to die in battle at the behest of the ruling class

>>211842700
You don't vote to die for Israel in America. They have full control over the uniparty, you will die for Israel when they decide, you never had a choice.

the unusual suspects

I support Israel and dying for Israel

I would die for Israel
I would die for Ukraine
I would die for Poland
I would die for Lithuania
I would die for Bulgaria
I would die for Taiwan
I would die for NATO and the American World Order

Why are you talking about jewsrael in a clairo thread?

I can't imagine reaching my mid 40s and having nothing to live for except cooming

>>211841013
really dislike jersey mikes they don't properly peel their onions so when you bite in to a sandwich you get that fucking film from in between the onion layers too and it has a terrible texture, even worse when you get a hot sandwich like one of their cheesesteaks and the fucking thing has turned in to an elastic band in your mouth

fuck new jersey and fuck mike

>>211842690
'thought it was coming home' award

>>211842762
for me, its MS5

>>211843059
>really dislike jersey mikes they don't properly peel their onions
Seems like an issue with the Jersey Mike's in your area
The one I got was good, first time I've ever gotten it though

>>211843158
dunno I've tried like 3 of them and its always the same, maybe they just use low quality onions in my area or the owner of the franchises around here doesn't make them clean them

>>211843074
guilty as charged :(

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>211843150
https://youtu.be/AzEScwwORPA

>>211843228
$400 dollars for a small piece of card

>>211843189
desu probably the same franchise owner and he's lazy/cheap and using pre-sliced onions

>>211843269
yah but that artwork, tho

>>211843255
those were the darker days
I believed more in 2021 and 2024

>>211843295
yeah but
It's still a piece of card
can't do anything except put it in a folder and look at it occasionally

>>211843228
I have a binder of old pokemon cards in what might be the first official card binder they made in the US (has ash on the front) they're probably worth something but I would feel bad selling it for a couple of hundred dollars, my mom's friend got it for me for my birthday right after the TCG came out

there's an episode of dateline i've seen before on tv. it's a fairly typical scenario for dateline, a lady was kidnapped and killed. what always gets me about this one, the case could have apparently been very quickly and easily solved, had the detective been a smart guy. but he totally bungled the whole thing, and rather than decline to be a part of the episode, he instead agrees to be interviewed. and walk us through, step by step, all the wide misses and total failures. it's so strange! haha. i mean, i admire his guts, to own his foul-ups like that, but they kind of make fun of him! they call attention to his now being the manager of a mcdonalds. i don't know, i'm not sure i could shame myself on a repeatedly-airing television broadcast like that.

>>211843338
pain

>>211843359
I still have my jungle scyther and 1st ed machamp from when I was 8

>>211843390
no, Kane

>>211842316
Not really. He just needs to get the right glasses for his face.

Soccer is gay

Drumpf should do a regime change in Iran and Russia

>>211843456
true say

America really is a golem

Lindsey Graham bravely says he's willing to risk your lives to save Israel from its #1 existential threat

>>211843483
Who's that fucking cutie on the left?
I love girls with pointy noses like that

>>211842762
That's not me. Anyways I finished the campaign already with the help of an autoclicker.

>>211840731
Sovl

>>211843531
yo momma

>>211843531
tobin heath

>>211843389
>the case could have apparently been very quickly and easily solved, had the detective been a smart guy
This is like 75% of cases, cops in the US have an incredibly low rate of actually solving crimes, its something like 25% of crimes are actually solved the rest are just left cold, 99% of the time too its because they're lazy as fuck and refuse to follow up on leads, like someone will tell them they saw everything and the cops will just be like "no you didn't now we're gonna go harass someone across town who has a solid alibi and nothing to do with this to clock more hours on the case see ya"

Just found out I'm getting a promotion and a $15k/year raise :)

>>211843582
congrats bud. wat da job?

>>211843582
Start ze peyn arhk.

virtually no one watches female football (soccer)
the stadiums are always almost empty

learning how to shuffle cards ngl

>>211843625
>>211843627
sexo con mejican cummy bummies

>>211843625
I just want the girls to sit on my face

>>211843647
Faggot

>>211843582
You're giving that to Israel

>>211843599
Financial advisor

>>211843625
callete, latinx

>>211843647
8 of clubs for u
2 of cups for me

>>211843686
and that's a good thing

>>211843676
for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>211843625
I watch women's tennis

Networking, growth mindset, open to work, applying your skill set, investing in yourself, etc etc
Are you also forced to use humiliation ritual words?

>>211843657
many such cases

NEW

>>211843740

>>211843740

>>211843740

Can we stop letting the Brazilian bake