>and i landed the first ROFLcopter

OP owes me sex.

>>211837531
uhhh... kitten, i'll buy you the tickets and fly you over...

>>211837553
Get ready for the most disappointing sex of your life.

>>211837577
are you top or bottom?

>>211837596
I only top (15cm, uncut).

>>211837577
this made me laugh like a maniac at 2am for some reason

>>211837577
Deutschbro you can't sell yourself that low what the fuck, already lost half the fight

>>211837622
I'm bigger than by a little i think, i haven't measured in a while but I'm about 17-18cm ish
i'm also probably taller too (192cm~) so i really should be the top imo

>>211837691
You can bottom, it'll be over after a minute anyway.

Guys what the FLIP is going on in this thread?!?!?!?!?!?@@ O_o

ROFLMAO OP NOW SEXO THE KRAUT

>>211837727
i'm telling you mate you don't want to
i'm over 500 pounds and i have hemorrhoids

>>211837840
You are perfect, baby.

>>211837840
Hambeast moment

Total faggot death

>>211837858
i'm just gonna rape you then, the though of something in my arsehole is quite uncomfortable

>>211837899
I will part those hemorrhoids like Moses parted the Red Sea.

OP here that britflag is impersonating me i wouldn't say this faggot shit
thanks for ruining my thread you gay discord faggots

OP, I can confirm that britflag is NOT impersonating me. Carry on.

>>211838343
i have nothing to add