Thread 211837633

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demonic vibrations emanating from this thread

>>211837633 (OP)
wtf i copied the image as it was loading and it's posted it like that
FUCKING mental. WOW!

mad how fit this female woman is

>>211837532
If I follow this advice I will be on the street
>>211837545
What do I remove though I don’t understand

>>211837692
mad how i'd not hesitate to end your faggot life

Ben looks like Russel Brand (another "bohemian" grimey weirdo w*men are inexplicably drawn to). All the other lad needed was a better fit of clothes. He's masculine, tall, full head of hair. Women have such shit taste in men it's unreal.

>>211837692
only fine trannois attractive if i know they have a decent cock to top me with
hers is a runtish mutilated cocktail sausage

has there even been a civilisation willingly commit self genocide before or are we the first

>>211837734
fridge body
also looks like gordon ramsey
chad fucks cos hes in a band and prbably shags uni brats while she goes skydiving LOL

wait, i thought 2 people died in that skydiving incident? who was the other one if it was a suicide?

>>211837741
Is this Brussels

>>211837772
i'd say paris, gare du nord

>>211837767
>>211837734
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>211837734
>full head of hair
he's clearly balding

for me he's too muscular, but I'm a man

>>211837771
two cheeky skydiving incidents in the news, that was a different one

>>211837703
The things you do instead of what you want to do. I don't know what those would be for you, probably computer/phone like everyone else

>>211837767
Idgi i thought she killed herself the day after she split up with the guy with long hair not this guy

>>211837767
Nh this lad is way better husband material in every way, other than the shitbull. Women are just drawn to any "destructive bad boy" (unkempt lad who held a guitar at some point) and obsess over them. Very freakish creatures.

mental how janny deletes my posts and bans me but doesn't touch the pedo cuck spammers or canslad truly remarkable isn't it makes you think

>>211837753
alas she still cockmogs me by far!

I'm not dying for Israel.

might get some chickoid thighs from 'esco and make them all crispy by frying them in air

>>211837767
skydivers are mentally ill people

>>211837767
wonder if he ever shagged her up the arse

>>211837816
It’s literally anything though since I have a lot of free time. Could be go to the gym, walk the dog, mow the lawn, phone, Netflix etc

>shitbull
somebody get that incel some glasses pronto

>>211837767
>flatscreen tv showing a fireplace
yeah thats an ick
also barefeet in dadjeans LOL no wonder she went with chad mcrockstar then acked herself after he pumped and dumped
sad for her

packet of richmond porkers in the air friar. thats dinner sorted

>>211837879
what is it you're trying to do

>>211837894
Think someone needs to get him a clue

Spaki desperately wants Ben to shag him up the arse

I just want more shagger posts than incel meltdowns, is that too much to ask for?

WAR WAR WAR

https://www.twitch.tv/agendafreetv
https://www.twitch.tv/agendafreetv
https://www.twitch.tv/agendafreetv

want a casablanca t shirt but they are like 200 quid lol

>>211837771
jade did herself in 6 weeks ago

the new incident was on saturday

Really tho

What does ktim mean?

Ben is a fellow medbvll
we're direct descendants of the roman invaders

>>211837927
Stop procrastinating

£910 gone there on car insurance and road tax. Still got the worst bit (MOT) to do as well

>>211837977
I said in the previous thread and you didn't say thanks so fuck you and fuck off /brit/

>>211837953
BREAKING NYOOOOOZ GUYS BREAKING NYOOOOOOOOOOOZ A CAR BACKFIRED IN TEL AVIV BREAKING NYOOOOOOZ LOOK AT THESE WEBCAMS FOR 8 HOURS WHILE I READ TWEETS BREAKING NYOOOOOOZ

George Blush

Russel Brand being Spaki's secret gay fantasy makes a lot of sense

MPs have voted to change abortion legislation to stop women in England and Wales being prosecuted for ending their pregnancy.

The Labour MP for Gower, Tonia Antoniazzi, led the call to decriminalise the 1% of abortions that happen after 24 weeks, saying these were "desperate women" who need "compassion not criminalisation".

>>211837882
read friday night lights recently
was good

>COS IM FREEEEEEEEEE
...
>FREE-FALLING

coding done. I'm the nerd of /brit/, you see

>>211838064
cringe
use the C programming language

>>211838022
Fuck your nan lad

>>211838088
sybau

>>211837977
I'll answer without any demand for something in return. It means

>>211838064
Could you hack a bank and send me £300 mill?

>>211838056
i support it but for different reasons and with a condition
these were irresponsible women who should not be allowed to have children
abort the late fetus then sterilise their cunt

I’d eat a pretty girl’s poop.

>>211838088
>>211838104 wasn't me. btw

>>211838063
>i'm free
>i'mmm free
>and freedom, tastes, of reality

um

>>211838104
I come and rape your arse
cringe IDE user
use a proper text editor (emacs)

>>211837853
Nor should any non jew regardless of race or creed
Only jews should defend their "country" israel
But they never will because in a fair fight they would loose so they have to get others to do the fighting, killing, and dying for them because they are a weak inferior cowardly people.

get nervous when my dealer drops the weed off

>>211838064
time to rewrite it in Rust®

Never the shared ownership.
Shared ownership is not ownership.
I own 25% of this flat. I own 25% of this garden. And of course I still pay landlordberg his rent. And his service charge.

>>211838167
as you should be
you're breaking the law

>>211838140
would you eat and ugly man's poop if it meant you could eat her poop?

>>211838147
ok thanks sorry love you x
but maybe try a text editor

>>211838133
if poo could be involved I'll have it done by the end of the week

>>211838206
Get to work then

see it's mental how they ban me instantly but leave the cuck and pedo spammers up despite being reported constantly really gets the noggin joggin how these particular posts get janny so upset really makes you think doesn't it

>>211838167
you should be nervous meeting with a criminal while committing a crime. That's the last remenants of your conscience talking to you you should listen before its gone forever.

Sir Leon Degrelle
Adolf Hitler said of him "If I had a son, id want him to be like you"

>>211838224
The English Roses as it were

keep chewing the skin around my finger nails it’s a big problem

>>211837911
porked your mum with my richard last night desu

Imagine that Skydiver could've had a lucrative OnlyFans career akin to Bonnie Blue. Alas. This is why we need monogamy gone.

>>211838224
Permabanned for an idea
Dystopian times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6o-g7O0yjo

Leftypol destroyed

>>211838286
cronem pulling out the coco oil in the gherkin

week of 27+ weather

corr

>>211838306
Onlyfans is heavily censored and cucked, she should just join Fansly

Treat yourself to a £300 escort lads x

>>211838315
mhmm gettin help for those hard to reach areas

get the bloody new made NOW

>>211838293
bang out of order that mate. god fearing catholic my mum

>>211838352
Only have £700 to my name and I’m unemployed and don’t claim benefits so no don’t think I will

>>211838359
vpn off spaedo

>>211838316
Hate it
Drives people into a frenzy
>>211838362
MALE!

mum wants to know why i'm 30 and still haven't found a nice gf or bf yet

>>211838375
why don't you claim benefits?

>>211838392
because she raised you wrong

black men

>>211838392
ktim

Lads I have some bad news
It's about rorke...

>>211838390
Any riots on the cards?

bought a watch for running lads. Spending money on stuff is the best motivator to keep doing it

>>211838375
>unemployed and don’t claim benefits
How do you survive?

>>211838437
Mindraped

>>211838359
the crodie got a bonie
might need to help him out

mental how bradley he mindraped him

>>211838463
yep you've been fully mindraped by spaingod

Might have a melty

>>211838433
think about her at least once a day (usually when consuming some wensleydale)

watching a man play video games on twitch
might watch a woman later

Back with the cans

>>211838436
dad gives me money and let's me stay in his other house

I'm a failure in most regards. No job, no money, no house, no wife, no kids, no car,...
Covid lockdowns ruined my life plan and I never got back on track. I feel like I've been waiting to start living ever since

nukes have been launched

>>211838496
What video game?

>>211838511
boo hoo nigga do something about it

>>211838525
destination: my bollocks

>>211838511
stay chipper

Bye DTIC lol

>>211838396
Hassle. You can’t do it online and you have to actively apply for jobs I can’t be fucked with that
>>211838436
My dad left me 5 grand when he died. And i used to buy smashed iPhones fix them and sell them on eBay made like 2 grand a year

>>211838542
cor, luckiest man in britain

>>211838526
Maidrape 4: the strappon strikes back

Minimum wage 2018: £7.83
Minimum wage 2025: £12.21

Hi /brit/ it's me president Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., better known as Joe Biden!
Feel free to ask me any questions.
I'll try my best to give a speedy reply.

>>211838558
this is a hate crime

>>211838558
me six miles back on the right sitting in my room in my incelcave posting on the 'chon

>>211838599
mad how i earn more than twice minimum wage and still have a lower quality of life then someone on bennies
what's the point of it all

yhoe bindle

>>211838614
why the fuck would you go that island? i voted for trump not biden

>>211838530
no i don't think i will

got the house md on again
it's a house pretends he's not an addict episode

Problem with cans, lads is that you can't drink them the way you drink pints
>cans
>take mouthful and stop
>pints
>drink 1/3rd of it in 4 seconds

playing no mans sky

1983 (USA)
Big Mac: Approximately $0.80
Medium Fries: Approximately $0.60
Medium Drink: Approximately $0.50
Total for Meal: $1.90
Federal Minimum Wage: $3.35 per hour

In 1983, you would need to work approximately 34 minutes to afford a full McDonald's meal deal.

2025 (USA)
Big Mac: Approximately $5.79
Medium Fries: Approximately $2.00
Medium Drink: Approximately $2.00
Total for Meal: $9.79
Federal Minimum Wage: $7.25 per hour

In 2025, you would need to work approximately 1 hour and 21 minutes to afford a full McDonald's meal deal.

>>211838671
>>211838644
Reddit immigrants from when 4chan went down

>>211838646
Gotta respect the indigenous peoples man.
I don't care who you voted for.
To tell the truth I voted from Trump in 2024 too.

On the nofap

>>211838558
Hail

>>211838723
yhe seethe?

exactly what i wanted recommended, youtube

thank you

>>211838769
timmy's crush

Slipknot is like Linkin Park but with some dumbass banging on a trash can.

>>211838635
I get 1200 a month on bennies. Bipolar adhd autism depressive disorder etc. All in the pocket except 2 bills amounting to less than 100 squid. Rest is mine because I love with parents.

I just wanna be part of your symphony
Will you hold me tight and not let go?
Symphony
Like a love song on the radio
Will you hold me tight and not let go?

>>211838813
how does it feel knowing society would be better off if you were dead

Alri cmon get the ROCKSTAR vibes goin

I just wanna be part of your symphony
Will you hold me tight and not let go?
Symphony (Ooh)
Like a love song on the radio (Oh)
Symphony
Will you hold me tight and not let go?
Symphony
Like a love song on the radio
Will you hold me tight and not let go?

>>211838786
>Slipknot
Classic British band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFdXVdmWtY

>>211838813
this infuriates the wagie

Lads what series should I start tomorrow at toil when I'm hungover

can't stop wanking to the proverbial gay porn

Imagine how kino the world would be if NS Germany won WW2.

300m Germans from Metz to Baku.
150m Italians from Milan to Mogadishu.
Britain still in control of India with the non-whites subjugated.
No mass immigration into Britain, Holland or France, and those countries would be revived from liberal degeneration into ethnostates under German supervision.
Africa would be opened to European settlement and apartheid would remain.
SS troops would help Rhodesia and South Africans crush ZAPU/ANC.
South America would be much Whiter.
Portugal still in control of Angola and Mozambique.
No Israel.
Iran would be a NS state and promote Aryanism.
Russia cleansed of Tatars, jews and Asians, focused on expansion into Asia under the ROA.
London would be white and a cultural centre instead of a mass of biological detritus.

We got the bad timeline. Are we in hell?

>>211838392
anytime a woolly woofter is on tv mumwitz is saying things like 'its okay to be gay these days you know' so clearly assumes i'm a bumder

>>211838955
How to use it?

absolutely meeeental how some frozen beige stuff with chips and beans is so much more enjoyable than any foreign muck

>>211838987
and with some cheeky grated cheddar over it x

>>211838987
she's right
this is my turkey drummers eating shirt

Sat in the barber’s chair looking in the mirror as if you’re about to get shot. The barber asks if you like the cut and you murmur yeah

>>211838987
>frozen beige stuff
What is that?

>>211838987
?

listening to Slipknot like I'm 14

>>211838987
Disgusting

>>211839006
What kinda cut did u get?

auditioning for the ugly bastard role in JAVs

>>211838769
mark of the beast

>>211838929
I wanked to some last night and felt really bad after then did used the same thing a few hours later and it didn't feel as bad

>>211839006
a fade, i presume?

>>211838987
this
imagine how peng the country would be without the foreigns and their muck and we just ate chips and breaded chicken every day

its this specific time of night every night that im tempted to get beers in

>>211838842
KEK does it madden you? 1200 quids a month on whatever I want. Buying an air conditioner I think because it's warm at the moment. I also get gold sovvies :).

>>211838955
Alri but this isn't /brit/pol though is it

>>211838983
you're brown.

>>211839065
>chips
are foreign muck

What is frozen beige stuff

>>211839114
They’re called FREEDOM fries you daft frog.

>>211839122
It was meant to be mysterious

>>211839111
It seems autistic

scream

>>211839122
Knowing the Brits, it’s probably mince pig lung mixed with sheep kidney.

Older
Fatter
Balder

>>211839163
https://youtu.be/BGUWla4OVrY

>>211839137
you're brown

Oh my DAYYYSSSSSSSSS this bird is so peng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQaLLElBgZY

You know a program is made for women when they make one of the emotive points about a miscarriage. I don't care lol.

reverse searing my bollocks

>>211839228
they should make a show where the emotive point is being a virgin freak incel living in his smelly bedroom to suit your tastes

reverse searching my bollocks

rorke twerking his arse to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8N4zpJcKkc

>>211839228
>zombie apocalypse flick
>some retarded pregnant foid is one of the characters

when's winter
sick of this shit weather

>>211839269
there are a lot of anime like this

>>211839187
Canslad!

business idea: Death Note but it's Light writing all of Africa and India in there

>>211839269
raped his arse

>20
>balding
>can't grow a beard
this is my reality
going for long hair to cover it up

Abortion up until the moment of birth is now de facto legal
Joke country

NatSoc Germany was basically the first eugenic state since Sparta.

raping my arse with plunger

>>211838955
screaming that you have to pretend that russians would still exist because you want to support the nazis and based ruzzia

>>211839394
the gerard butler of his day

this nigga balding at 20 omds

>>211839423
Rebel.

need a gf to stab my 6 inches into
criminal i just want a summer gf ffs

>>211839451
>this nigga balding at 20 omds

>>211839418
They would have though.

>>211838813
made up nonsense

>>211839451
I'm norwood 4
not a laughing matter lads

Oh boy a substack post by a 38 year old talking about how Gen Z doesn’t have sex i’ve got to read this

>>211839491
crafted for the #ShadowLords

The GWOT never ended

>>211839521
Rebel.

struggling to find a terrible track on this album

>>211839497
No they wouldn't. The ROA were useful idiots who would have been disposed of in the result of a German victory.

>>211839514
OK I just looked at the char t and I'm only norwood 3
but it's still quite bad considering I was not balding at all at 18

>>211839514
mate if you're past norwood 3 just say you're bald

>>211839497
complete and utter delusion, try saying that to an actual russian

nobody should receive a single penny for "adhd" or "bipolar"

>>211839606
scrom

i introduced the norwood reaper gimmick to my friend group and now its a hilarious in joke, thanks lads

>>211839606
lel

>>211839491
Pic sauce?

>>211839606
I'd like to have my youth with hair

>>211839550
It's impossible

>>211839647
Key.

Just signed an unconditional surrender on behalf of Iran

still searching for my voice

The man who was given a restraining order for stalking British tennis player Emma Raducanu earlier this year has been caught trying to apply for tickets for this month's Wimbledon Championships.

BBC Sport can reveal the All England Club's security system highlighted the man's name had been red-flagged, and blocked his attempt to enter the public ballot.

Got the 60s tunes on
https://youtu.be/n2J6ZIHw5Yc

>>211839677
Good.

>>211839652
addison rae

>>211839637
pretty sure shego was my sexual awakening

As I get older it seems that every woman who talks to me falls in love with me, actually mental

>>211839491
how is my cock supposed to get through that arse?

>>211839555
jewish lies

>>211839610
And yet I receive 120000 pennies a month

>>211839686
SCREAMING
there's fitter tennis players

>>211839696
she's got her husbands gloves and a pair of her own, thats H H

>>211839746
cor get a load of mr moneybags over here

Get the predator tunes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0pdFXQyOQ

>>211839723
if she sits up and spreads her legs? mind boggles

>>211839606
scrombobling

>>211839749
grim plastic looking ghoul

love french ASMR girls

>>211839779
Was hoping you meant the predator 1987 ost

>>211839610
what about the autismlads?

>>211839767
More spare bongs than most wagies. More spare time than all wages.

going to lose weight by stopping drinking and starving myself

>>211839837
tips for getting a 'gnosis?

>>211839809
give us some good ones lad

spent like £50 on a titanium fidget spinner and it's worse than a £2 plastic one
i feel like a fool

>>211839837
are your parents proud? or are they also parasites whose deaths would benefit society?

>>211839882
bait

>>211839899
Roma

I'll never rent to people with kids, people with pets, browns, people on bennies, or women

>>211839882
You get what you pay for, that's why I always prefer natural materials, none of that artificial shite

Business idea:

Irish SS Panzer Division "Brian Boru"
English SS Panzer Division "Alfred the Great"
Welsh SS Panzer Division "Owain Glyndwr"
Scottish SS Panzer Division "Robert the Bruce"

>>211839873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kXj7EC8_co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRvi2B34IEo

The tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBPqJvGW6HE

not had my tea yet

might being one of those mini water guns to work so I can squirt my co-workers under the desk
trying to rebrand myself as a bit of a character

>>211839983
thx x
tu comprends le francais ?

>>211840108
no not at all

said "thanks, see you soon" by mistake to the girl behind the till at jd sports a couple of hours ago
wondering if it's more awkward now to go back there soon despite today being my only visit this decade so as to make my awkward farewell appropriate or to leave it and have her possibly remember me and think what a twat he never did come back

my mother worked 17 hours 7 days a week

These are the people who'll be teaching your children in the future btw

>>211840130
lol

>>211840144
She thinks you'll rape her after her shift is over, still light out though

the Soviet war in Afghanistan was so kino
also crazy how they only lost 15k over 10 years, yet Russia has lost 120k plus in the last 3 years and hasn't collapsed

man and a woman shouting outside
one of the more annoying parts of summer that people think it's acceptable to do this kind of shite outside of their own homes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNRKX8GwPo

Bizarre that Free Bird just got a music video only three days ago after never having one before

>>211840202
private schools will become very popular

>>211840261
Don't care

dying palestinian baby outside going WAA WAAA WAA

>>211840276
as they already are in france

>>211840239
Is it an angry shouting or excited or what?

>>211840286
You will now, bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68OPLkdn9Yc

>>211840306
umm

>>211840309
not really

poo barm salesman outside the house wont stop ringing the doorbell

>>211840337
yeah
20% in private schools there iirc

>>211839854
It was easy as I'm a slacker and they can see that. They also like me. So be a likeable slacker and be honest.

It'll soon be the new

>>211840143
Fiume o morte!!!

>>211840355
Auto correct has just ruined my credibility

>>211840105
She’ll just report you to hr mate

>>211840202
Good fuck israel
Hopefully that "country" won't exist by the time my kids are ready to go to school

>>211840411
>>211840411
>>211840411

NEW
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331

where is it then

>>211839882
how can it be worse than a plastic one

>>211840219
>120K plus
Lmao its like 40,000
Stop falling for NATO propaganda

>>211840437
>>211840437
>>211840437
sex haver edition

>>211840219
do you genuinely think russia lost that many men
bet you think they've been running out of ammo for the last 3 years too

>>211840355
i am a likeable slacker