Thread 211842951

talmud edition

>>211842951 (OP)
30 minutes or less

now then now then

>>211842951 (OP)
sent rorke flying edish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awa-vaHVF2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awa-vaHVF2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awa-vaHVF2E
still reeling from how good sham was
phenomenal

>>211842961
Well I went to the same school as them, grew up in the same town as them and they are my age. It could’ve been me

No work tomorrow. I’m a NEET, you see

Sir Sentrorke Flying

*looks at bank account and realizes i dont have money to fly anywhere*
ahem... you're all really stupid brits

>>211843034
ktim

>>211843019
fucking state of that lads barnet

mad how every year I genuinely forget how horrible summer is

Ladies and gentlemen............introducing...........the MECHABOLLOCK

*curtains part to reveal a gigantic metal model of a scrotum*

I genuinely have insider information on the gherkin that I'm not allowed to tell anyone

nothing to smile about in my life

>>211843075
fat cunt

>>211843075
hate summer hate winter. Love love LOVE autumn.

>>211843034
Yeah me too. I get 1200 pound a month from benefits. Bipolar, adhd and autism.

>>211842997
this image is a falsehood

>>211843019
29? nigga looks 12

>>211843075
not fair for fit young happy people to be out tehre all half naked drinking and playing together in the parks

premium bukkake

Seriously debating lying to my mum about having a job. I would just have to go for a drive at 8:30 then come back at 9:15 then leave at 4:45 and come back at 5:20. It could work

>>211842997
American love for Israel is mind boggling. I am genuinely impressed with their lobbying

>>211843019
>female conductor
what a joke
she's 100% a lesbian
women should not be part of orchestras

heading to the park tomorrow to drink and play half naked with my friends

>>211843096
is it that its called sugars gaff and not the gherkin

Orange man is going to address the united states and the world in a few minutes...

>>211843110
Late Spring leading into Summer (June/July) is best time of the year. Peak summer (August) feels overwhelmingly sweltering and can be grim at times but then September is lush once the heat dies down and going into Halloween festivities in October.

>>211843166
kdeaf cretin
>>211843167
jealous af
u will be joining many others

>>211843021
You honestly sound like a pathetic runt. A real whinger. Get a hobby do your own thing.

>>211843166
>female conductor
*conductress

>>211843182
probably gonna talk about something happening thousands of miles away

>>211843182
maybe see if /cum/ cares, freak

>>211843155
Okay. So where do you work when she asks?

you can purchase the props from premium bukkake scenes

>>211843197
You sound horrible just like everyone else

>>211843222
was just drinking out of one of these at the pub

Might return to alcoholism

Any festivals planned in the coming weeks lads?

Confirmed - USA at war with Iran.

>>211843204
good post

>>211843222
sensational post

>>211843222
timmy going into debt for this

>>211843194
but it is june/july just now and the weather is horribly clammy. Supposed to get up to 30 degrees soon.

>>211843252
UK doon

>>211843241
bet you liked it too haha

>>211843251
no babystein put a stop to that this year

>>211843219
Yeah that’s more difficult I guess just an office job or maybe Amazon warehouse since that would be harder to verify but then I’d have to buy the uniform

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has expressed his gratitude towards Israel doing what he calls "the dirty work" for all of them through its bombardment of Iran.

Talking to German broadcaster ZDF on the sidelines of the G7 summit, he says: "I can only say I have the greatest respect for the fact that the Israeli army and the Israeli government had the courage to do this."

julian barratt sex arse

>>211842997
Shaykh OBL was right

>>211843287
Why do you feel like you have to lie to your mum?

>>211843283
mint input lad, thanks for posting

>>211843240
stop whinging retard 90% of the posters here are in their smeggy childhood bedroom

Iranian state media claims there will be a surprise tonight that the 'world will remember for centuries'

just squished a bug
can't even have my window open
summer sucks

>>211843310
nigga ended his tweet like he was giving an announcement on the tannoy in Tesco

>>211843303
he has a weird body, is that your thing yeah?

>>211843318
Sorry that I’m not happy with having a shit life really sorry about that

just walked in on my da watching that film about the russian whore that won an oscar last year and started laughing at him cuz finally the tables have turned and he was the one to get embarrassed about watching a woman shaking her arse

Sir Albert Pike

>>211843320
they had the bomb all along and they're dropping it now

>>211843320
they've found Maddie Mccann

>>211843320
another wet fart, no doubt

>>211843320
Wonder what would happen if they kissed nuked Israel off the face of the earth

>>211843355
It is, yes.

>>211843311
Fake it till u make it init

>>211843385
Gays are evil beasts.

>>211843229
Thanks for confirming

>>211843155
and when she expects you to move out now that you're making money?

>>211842939
>Europe created global empires under Christ's banner.
Yeah allowing non whites access to Aryan technology and language.

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Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"

Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.

>>211843306
Big beard on the british guy

>>211843418
Why would you expect that I’m only 22. Loads of 22 year olds live at home

>>211843155
many married men do this

>>211843320
Will unironically convert to Shia Islam if they nuke Israel.

remember when jews protested for the right to gay rape

www.aljazeera.com/amp/program/newsfeed/2024/8/13/israeli-protesters-rally-for-the-right-to-rape-prisoners

Who amongst ye resideth in Market Weighton?

>>211843395
Kek

>>211843433
ok

>>211843469
the enemy of your enemy is not your friend

>>211843433
Always hated that series.
Hate looter games.

Neighbour dog outside going ARF ARF ARF

watching a japanese bloke take a ferry and eat off vending machines
they're a funny people, the japs, aren't they

>>211843437
Fucking kek, could have stabbed the wee cunt instead

I can see in the dark

October 7 was justified

might get a 'bab in

>>211843498
Iran is NatSoc lad.

>>211843395
>they've found Maddie Mccann
Lol no

wank off

wank off, UKIP voters

to my grotesque

body horror

tits

>>211843562
it's brown and muslim

54" waist me

watching interview with the vampire on my 65 inch tv with the sound blaring through my soundbar and subwoofer

>>211843564
GIVE HER BACK PEDRO

>>211843345
Perfectly executed bradley

>>211843585
you know who was fit in that

>>211843585
could almost roll the entire circumference of this fat cunt >>211843584 over your telly
what a mess that would be

>>211843508
Do you live by the sea?

*taps the sign*

>>211843401
>>211843469
YES! I so need this!

>>211843401
Sampson protocol

>>211843564
what do you know Christiano?

Will be attending an anti war protest if america declares war on Iran unironically

Paki pizza economics

>>211843580
Islam, stripped of racial connotations, is by far the most based of the Abrahamic religions.

Nigga subwoofin

>>211843607
um

>>211843669
are you bent?

>>211843437
>confessions of a cowardly runt

dogberg
dogberg
doggy woggy dogberg
teach us something pleeeeaasse

>>211843669
be prepared to be deported to guatemala for daring to criticise your jewish masters

>>211843651
it's called the Samson option not that..

>>211843677
how would a grownup say that?

>>211843677
islam has produced nothing but ruin

>>211843677
Because?

damn they want this deleted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_crate_challenge

right who's joining the /brit/ regiment when we get drafted? I want all the Bradley posters by my side to laugh at me when i get my head blown smoove off

woof! haha *wags tail*

https://x.com/aleksbrz11/status/1935043393505345876

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>211843712
Alright sorry i dont know the names of every evil jewish plan

And for Canslad?
Ireland is neutral so I'll be cheering you all on from the sidelines while enjoying the cans and wondering why the fuck Latvian Chebs has gone and joined the war

>>211843732
used to do this in scouts but with a harness on it was well fun

>>211843607
....................yh

>>211843734
4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"

>>211843750
Fuck off Paki

Are Iran going to nuke us

>>211843734
>>211843785
>I'm putting together a team

>>211843791
nah i wont allow it

>A PETA activist dressed as a chicken confronts the manager of the Times Square McDonald's over the company's animal welfare standards.

this is what peta used to be about

>>211843750
The equivalent of a teenage girl cutting her thighs and saying she'll kill herself one day

john rorke

>>211843791
need to hear the strategic input from General Rorke MC

>>211843791
No, they can't reach Britain. Israel is within range though.

If Iran has nukes this is literally what they were designed for: destruction of an existential threat.

>>211843843
lol

just seen honest to god Jewish propaganda as a YouTube advert

“You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”

>>211843791
>israel and america have gone too far this time we'll show you we're serious by nuking UK
Wouldnt surprise me

WW3 is 10 years too early in my estimation. Thought it'd kick off big time then. Maybe this is all the precursor. Few slirmishes maybe a cheeky nuke. Israel won't dgo down without a fight though they'd destroy earth if they were doomed to die.

>>211843839
Shalom

Political Consequences of Paki Pizzas

quite funny that no-one knows whether the british nukes even work, 2 failed tests in a row

>>211843868
They've started those up for me too
Always found it odd that those youtube ads were up for me literally the day after the october shenanigans

nuking london would be a vast improvement ngl

>>211843813
erm, Rapelad, you'd need a translator from Gaelige to English.
I would be happy to join if we make a trip to the concentration camps

>>211843791
yes

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might move to israel

>>211843813
We shall slip out under the cover of darkness and take the enemy by surprise

Business idea. Attached nuclear warheads to a terrestrial satellite and be capable of obliterating anywhere on earth (within a 24hour period)

>>211843876
the muslims biomass in our countries are a fifth column, there's no need for nukes
we'll have strategic bombings, lone wolf massacres, civil unrest
neutralised from within

>>211843836
peta has become a bizarre parody of itself with these laughable attempts at "activism"

>our lives end getting blown up in Israel
that's a funny one, God. great joke

>>211843959
Pretty sure shia are hated by the sunnis

>>211843860
Nah nothing will happen bruv

>>211842997
faggot

drinking a massive pint

>>211843976
or getting blown in Israel by a honeypot

Iran is the Land of the Aryans.

Sieg um jeden Preis.

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hope president trump flattens gaza

"The suprise tonight will be remembered for centuries" - the Government controlled Iranian broadcaster

It's over

>>211844025
Same

So these "Flying Bradleys", what do they do exactly?

It's actually mental that Iranian culture still exists today continuing since the ancient times

Anatolian, Sumerian, Phoenician, Egyptian language, culture and genetics were wiped out, but Persians still exist through all these millennia

>>211844021
looks like the face of boe

>>211844021
women are so so vile

Wonder what China has been flying in to Iran

>>211844079
Persia is gone

>>211844079
Iranians are Scythian Chads.

>>211844093
noodles

all reprehensible paedo posting aside Kirsten dunst was a really good actor as a child most children are fucking shit at acting

>>211844021
Homicide should be legalised we live in a modern country and this homocide law goes back to anglo-saxons times and its increasingly used against vulnerable people

>>211844054
Either a nuke test or they've actually got a stockpile loaded onto ballistic missiles.

Gotta be surely?

My evil incel life

>>211844079
Not really? Ancient Scottish culture existed until the 18th century and it's clear that it must have originated in the paleolithic 75,000 years ago
Many of the same features were practiced also in England until the Norman genocide

>>211844068
me after the little middle eastern fella i just peppered with 5.56mm falls to the ground never to move again and my psyche is permanent altered

>>211844079
Iranian culture is islamic culture now. Its jot the persia of ancient times. Half their ancient monumenta and archaeological discoveries were made by Brits in the 1920s and 30s

>>211844021
Matriarchy is a vile system.

The Aryans had patriarchy for good reason.

>>211843976
Uh no, the confirmed leaks from an Iranian hack confirmed London was the only UK target and even then it was a secondary target.

>>211844142
Now watch this drive, folks.

>>211844138
Would probably be a wee Chinese lad instead I'd imagine

The lad who made the Rorschach test was a Chad

I'm so lonely. Unironically.

shot eight unarmed civvies in the iran war back in '25
we didn't care, fucking sarge was laughing haha

>Iran warns people in Tel Aviv and Haifa to evacuate
lmao why
they have never given a shit about killing jews

maybe they're trying to scare em like how how the people in tehran are terrified themselves

>>211844171
that still worries me :(

Most people's understanding of the class system is completely cooked
People think they're middle class because of their job title when they live payday to payday
If you are entirely dependent on your wage to keep a roof over your head you're the dictionary definition of working class

I have things to say but I've been banned before for saying them and so I'm not going to say them I'm not looking to get banned from a website for saying things like they did to our girl bonnie blue

anyone up for a quick game of whist before bed?

>>211844126
>>211844054

The descendant of the Shah is baptised and instated as king

very sad

trump 2.0 isn't even funny like bush was, he just says retarded shit and confuses everyone
BE MORE FUNNY!

>>211844173
LOL

London getting nuked would still mean a shit load of smelly refugees flooding your towns and cities.

If we get drafted to Iran I’m personally going to be impregnating many of the locals

>>211844211
not like it would even reach us

>>211842951 (OP)
mad how you can just google soferim 15 and see that it doesnt say that in less than 5 seconds

saw a new can was out and I'm actually excited for it, the canslad effect I suppose

>>211844242
Based
Their punishment for murdering God's only son and making a religion out of that

>>211844293
Shlomo don't your have a dark mouldy bunker to hide in?

Would be seething if Iran hasn't done anything by the time I've woken up. NEED a nuking of Israel. It needs to happen. Been feeling down recently and it'll really change things for the better.

>>211844235
the code is 347951 in cardgames.io/whist if anyone wants to join

So this is rorke

>>211844332
i was just curious so i googled the first one
its basic intellectual curiosity mate

I haven't seen a single post of people saying nothing is going to happen

It's the current peak of happening since 2020

>>211844352
Same la'

nothing is going to happen

For those who missed it

>B-52s at Diego Garcia
Wew lads

why jews like this?

Mark owned a flat in Croydon. What do you own?

having a go at a difficult red

/pol/ gaylords

>Ayatollah (and his regime) falls
>Houthis in Yemen cut off financially, Saudi Arabia defeats them and Yemen War is ended due to Sunni superiority
>Hezbollah is cut off finanically, peace washes over Lebanon
>Hamas is cut off financially, thorn in Israel's side finally removed
>Pro-Iranian shia sectarians in Iraq have their funds cut off too, thereby ameliorating polarisation in the country
>Assad regime in Syria has already fallen, official war conclusion only awaits a Joulani-Kurd peace deal
>Saudi, UAE, Bahrain, Jordan are already pro-Israel and more will follow once Hamas is dead and there's no reason to use Palestinian orphans as target practice

a peaceful middle east is on the horizon lads

>>211844426
a 300k two-bed semi-detached in an affluent area

>>211844438
no they MUST post this in /brit/

>>211844400
nah not Lomon

Dreaming of a world only comprised of Germanic nations

>>211844442
That's the rule of the jew.
Not peace.

>>211844426
A 14 stone killing machine which no single man can kill

>>211844426
i own a nintendo switch 2

>>211844251
Based

can someone join my whist game please

>>211844442
If we put boots on the ground anywhere it needs to be Yemen for keeps. That spot is almost as good as owning the Suez

>>211844467
What about Celts, Slavs, Latins and Balts?

So if this war happens and Iran loses
What happens then

>>211844175
Pic unrelated?

>>211844442
Where's the mass migration of African men as supportex by the Jews in this regime?

excellent news! the hymens snapped

Scythian blood courses through my veins

>>211844501
Maybe some celts and latins
Definitely NOT slavs and balts
You've lost your mind

Victory or Zionism, lads.

>>211843477
not me but a couple of me pals are from weighton

>>211844501
>Celts
>Balts
The only vaguely respectable Europeans as they are the only ones who strongly resisted feudal rule

This is a discreet McDonald's shopfront in historic Stratford-upon-Avon. The chain is more aware of its environmental impact than ever, and seeks to not disturb already existent communities or spaces.

>>211844468
well good luck getting the most powerful entity that humanity has ever seen to give up their biggest love
will never happen - it's this way or perpetual warfare
and I don't give a shit about the latter desu, but given that all the boat people come from this part of the world I think I'd be quite happy with a pro-western Iran

Lot of Iranians in London hate the Ayatollah but inevitably there will be a lot of rural conservative retards who will have some fight left in them.
Hopefully they can be pacified.

>>211844374
I genuinely cant think of anyone i hate more than these two

>>211844528
There are plenty of racially valuable Slavs and Balts. In a white planet they can have their corner of Europe.

>>211844442
imagine thinking this
they will continue prolonging wars there for as long as possible because it makes raytheon BAE systems etc. bank

Cursed construction project
Christened with the hymenal blood of millions of white girls

>>211844518
Shut the fuck up or I'll crush your skull with my big toe

I was only away for a week and all kinds of things are happening! What's Isreal up to this time?

>>211844578
I should apply there I want to make bank

3 pm

>>211844553
the maccies in town is the hotspot to get ya head kicked in by bouncers

>>211844553
SOVL

>>211844569
Stfu timoslav

>>211844553
I love Stratford on Avon
Shakespeare’s town

>>211844553
Both these buildings look grim and ahistorical

>>211844553
A comfy looking maccies is bizarre. just not the same if you're not sitting in a cafeteria style "restaurant" surrounded by screaming chavs and dole dossers

>>211844578
thought police want a word goldstein

>>211844590
Why do they spell it Isreal rather than Israel?

>>211844616
I'm Celto Saxon

>>211844553
quite like this
hate hate hate modern storefronts awkwardly jammed onto the front of historic buildings

jizzrael haha

>>211844641
You missed McDonald’s in the 80s and 90s

MISSILES INCOMING
TAKE COVER

>>211844376
Does feel like everything is going insane atm.
If China makes a move on Taiwan we will basically be in WW3.

>>211844656
Oops haha

>>211844657
kahtimers but cute sexo

leftypol pretending he's always been in favour of a national inquiry into grooming gangs

>>211844689
>we

>>211844603
Blowjobs on tap if you’re into chinky girls

>>211844657
There has been a single Celto-Saxon in all history and he's been dead for 1368 years

Fuck some movie that I swore Keanu Reeves was in.
These doomsday prophesies are all gonna amount to nothing.
And so, for now, I'm calling "bullshit."
If the Mayans don't believe it, why should I be any different?

Naruto is such an overrated anime

They should nuke israel on a Friday or whenever their day of no electricity is.

>>211844710
I mean mankind as a whole.

>>211844706
Ah labour led enquiry into labour councils covering up of crimes after Southport? Im sure it wont be a white wash

https://4stats.io/

/pol/ booming

>>211844735
Peaked at the chunin exam

>>211844763
Lol no
No council or civil servants or police forces or social workers will be investigated. Heavens no.

>>211844735
Nah it's a good series. War arc isn't a great final arc but as a whole it's good. Pre-timeskip Naruto is amazing and Shippuden has some very high points like Itachi pursuit arc.

>>211844706
nah, leftypol says calling them grooming gangs is a racist and islamophobic dogwhistle and reminds everyone that the catholic church has done exactly the same for decades and that in fact men are simply abusers and need to be held accountable

>>211844728
Bet you would make a great baritone singer

>>211844799
Moral panic is what they were calling it

Remember when Israel almost won Eurovision?

*begins sucking his own cock*

>>211844775
all that and they still can't keep it on their own fucking board

>>211844775
>/brit/ is only 1st and 4th
I remember a time when /brit/ was consistently 1 and 2
used to bash through a thread in 40 minutes

>>211844735
Cowboy Bebop is the best anime

Iran are pathetic
Genuinely thought they'd put up more of a fight

>>211844831
That was genuinely odd

>>211844906
they're charging up their rage meter for a stat boost later

>>211842997
israel is a foreign pathogen in the middle east
bunch of eastern europeans with less than 1% jewish blood exploting muh shoah to get Western governments to pay billions so they can larp as people from the bible

>>211844906
Why? They're gonna take out a US carrier

>>211844906
they've always been a paper tiger, their air force is from the 1960s

>>211844974
>>211844974

two shit editions

>>211843395
this could honestly end all confilcts in the middle east for a century

>>211843433
i personally think theyve over designed everything. B2 was perfect. B3 wsa when they put too much colour in that didnt suit the cell-shaded design