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Anonymous United Kingdom No.211846961 >>211847085 >>211847094 >>211847229 >>211847315 >>211847459 >>211849045 >>211849348
/brit/
Old tweet. New thread.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211846970
mighty albion bellows out for more bennies for dole dossers and pensioners
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847009 >>211847039
Woah, ass ahoy.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847015
wake me when you need me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847017
off to do a poo lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POiB08GbztQ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847033 >>211847052 >>211847077
>have โ€œproblemโ€
>donโ€™t care
>have no problem

Life is literally so easy.
Anonymous United States No.211847035
>Super Maroo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847039
>>211847009
You will not post the Brians
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847052 >>211847125
>>211847033
>have "no food"
>don't care
>starve to death
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847067 >>211848288
>Look up "I, Daniel Blake" on YouTube
>First results are Jeremy Corbyn and other 2016 Labour politicians using a fictional movie to justify giving another gorillion to dole-dossers
Anonymous Ireland No.211847072 >>211847116
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847077
>>211847033
*rapes you*
now what?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847080
Britain will be able to grow Oranges along it's southern coast by 2070 thanks to global warming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847085
>>211846961 (OP)
Shrek did not age well
time was not kind on wayne
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847094
>>211846961 (OP)
LOL!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847110
>have "bike stolen"
>it's whatever
>*whistles*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847116
>>211847072
what the hell is going on here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847125
>>211847052
>have no food
>steal someone else's
>it's now their problem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847143 >>211847169 >>211847171 >>211847202 >>211847213 >>211847315 >>211847319 >>211848321 >>211848614
Was Wayne Rooney โ€œworld classโ€?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847146 >>211847178 >>211847189 >>211847340
need a gf that can do massages and can cook
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847157
>be an incel
>rape
>no longer incel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847169 >>211847273
>>211847143
There's very very few teams of that era that he's not making it into, and so by definition I'd say yes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847171
>>211847143
Yes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847178
>>211847146
for the second half of the 2000s he was, yes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847189 >>211847237
>>211847146
good look finding that in 2025 lad
women are all entitled spoilt princesses
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847200 >>211847216
>be an incel
>rape
>no longer incel
>be in cell
Anonymous United States No.211847202
>>211847143
>Was Wayne Rooney โ€œworld classโ€?
yeah. he was a kino player, one of the best ive seen in my lifetime.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847213 >>211847300
>>211847143
He was the top scorer for england. No mean feat that.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847216 >>211847239
>>211847200
excellent post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847229
>>211846961 (OP)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847235 >>211847248
remember spending my teens playing wow in my room and not having sex till 26
peak tism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847237 >>211847293
>>211847189
was being ambitious with the massage, but its mad how gen z women cant fucking cook
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847239
>>211847216
;)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847248
>>211847235
>having sex
FONT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847258 >>211847282
His one world cup goal...the age of Rooney
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847273 >>211847338 >>211847412
>>211847169
Would he make it into Pepโ€™s Barca? Mourinhoโ€™s Inter? Ancelottiโ€™s Milan?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyy2oHrg6B8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847279 >>211847315
was peak tho
abus still seethe over the fergie era
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847282 >>211847325
>>211847258
judging a player by their international record is silly, and you know it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847293
>>211847237
why would they
they have armies of simps to pay for them to eat whatever they want just for the slightest crumb or a wiff of a minge
men are responsible for this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847294
tfw no latex gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847300
>>211847213
>the brace against Azerbaijan
Anonymous Canada No.211847305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMH4oHpdV-k

Nothing happening. Carry on chaps.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847312
Lampard >Gerard >Scholes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847315 >>211847336 >>211847359
>>211847279
>>211847143
>>211846961 (OP)
world class tweeter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847319
>>211847143
Yes. Genuinely world class. Wazza is short, ugly as sin, and a complete thicko. Even when he was 18 he was stocky and at times a bit tubby. He was never athletic, never had the physique of a professional sportsman. Nobody would have given him the opportunities in football for any reason other than him being world class.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847325 >>211847344
>>211847282
>โ€worldโ€ class player
>cant perform at the โ€œworldโ€ cup
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847336
>>211847315
why didn't he just text or call tho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847338 >>211847357
>>211847273
yes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847340 >>211847371
>>211847146
sounds like you want a chinky gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847344
>>211847325
by that logic klose is better than penaldo
Tube head United States No.211847351 >>211847368 >>211847470
'apenning is canceled. Any good films?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847357
>>211847338
rubbish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847359 >>211847494
>>211847315
ahhh the days before social media managers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847364 >>211847398
the fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbb1OQohuMQ&ab_channel=Vitalicus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847368
>>211847351
sexy beast
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847371 >>211847407 >>211847442
>>211847340
yer i wouldnt mind
family would make fun of me tho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847398
>>211847364
a classic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847402 >>211847431
Man who sleeps with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847407
>>211847371
who da fug cares what your family think you insecure girl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847412
>>211847273
only one he ain't sniffing is pep's barca
would easily make it over milito or offsidezaghi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847431
>>211847402
Confucius?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847442
>>211847371
I used to go out with a black girl and my family used to hum The Dambusters theme when she was around.
Anonymous Slovenia No.211847459 >>211847987
>>211846961 (OP)
HERE COMES THE NEW TWEET, SAME AS THE OLD TWEET
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847470
>>211847351
O bother where art thou
Anonymous Ireland No.211847477 >>211847512 >>211847574
Please Starmer keep us safe. G-D is on your side against the Iranian regime. Please invade them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847494 >>211847520 >>211848672
>>211847359
For me it's
https://x.com/rupertmurdoch/status/559876325188829184
https://x.com/rupertmurdoch/status/317827503723008000
https://x.com/rupertmurdoch/status/198790518640091136
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847512 >>211847547
>>211847477
Fuck off with your politics shite this isn't /pol/ you knobhead.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847520
>>211847494
ed balls
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847543
#HateFilms
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847547
>>211847512
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847571 >>211847604
>nearly 1am
>catberg, for ZERO fucking reason in the pitch dark kitchen
Anonymous United States No.211847574
>>211847477
kys jew
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847604 >>211847655 >>211847697
>>211847571
Anonymous United States No.211847613 >>211847629
Wish i was handsome
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847626
come on rorke we're dying for Ukraine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847629
>>211847613
I wish i was born rich instead of handsome
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847649
You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore you.
Where me and my true love will never meet again,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847655 >>211847703
>>211847604
*bends on all fours*
oh look im smelly catberg durr
*pisses just outside the litter tray while throwing up grass*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847673
wish i was a little bit taller wish i was a baller
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847680 >>211847792
wish i was rich and handsome and didn't live in my smelly incel cave
Anonymous Canada No.211847697
>>211847604
So much has changed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847703
>>211847655
berge has rattled you mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847707
rich businesstype women get BLOCKED while i do my boiwife training (masc). it was poisoning my soul
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847710 >>211847738
Why was I born ugly and not rich?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847738
>>211847710
to endure the struggle and be a stronger person
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847742 >>211848014
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847750 >>211847767 >>211847772 >>211847775 >>211847785 >>211847806 >>211847813 >>211848281 >>211848589
elephant man tier ugly and a millionaire or model tier handsome and homeless? assume you can't pay for facial surgery
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847767
>>211847750
>model tier handsome and homeless
this. looks over money.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847772 >>211847806 >>211847811
>>211847750
depends how many million would have to be an obscene amount
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847775
>>211847750
handsome
get all that junkie pussy
Anonymous United States No.211847780 >>211847802 >>211847816 >>211847840 >>211847884
What if Mongolia released a horde of drones they'd been secretly making and took over the world again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847785
>>211847750
i would just be pretty and be like leonardo dicaprio in catch me if you can and trick everyone into giving me money and planes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847792
>>211847680
Wish I had enough money to never leave my smelly incel cave ever again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847802
>>211847780
fair play to them, i say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847806
>>211847750
>>211847772
this
1m? not a chance
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847811 >>211847836
>>211847772
let's call it 5 milly
Anonymous Canada No.211847813
>>211847750
model tier because i could immediately stay with a woman and not be homeless then i could make a hell of a lot more money
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847816
>>211847780
be kino ngl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847836
>>211847811
no way that gets spent fast these days especially if you're trying to keep the ladies interested
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847840
>>211847780
would be regretting every instance i called someone a mong
Anonymous United States No.211847844
Ive been crying because things aren't how they used to be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847848 >>211847857 >>211847864 >>211847872 >>211847904 >>211847906
The next great civilisation will come from Africa
Anonymous France No.211847857
>>211847848
no, it won't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847864
>>211847848
>The next great civilisation
wont be one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847872
>>211847848
doubt it. muttalos at most
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847884
>>211847780
the Togo super century
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847887
*slops onto your screen*
Anonymous United States No.211847904 >>211847921
>>211847848
Isn't Christianity growing in Africa? Maybe they'll stage a crusade
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847906 >>211847959
>>211847848
Anonymous France No.211847921 >>211847934
>>211847904
islam is also growing and christians are getting massacred
Anonymous United States No.211847934 >>211847964
>>211847921
Isn't that just west Africa
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847957
remember this bih? lol he fucked em up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847959
>>211847906
LET THESE PEOPLE IN RORKE
Anonymous France No.211847964
>>211847934
yea, nigeria
but leftypol keeps shouting free palestine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847971 >>211847996
Top African countries to watch? Rwanda and Bukino Faso
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847987
>>211847459
phwoar

love the who
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847989 >>211848011
im about 99% sure I saw employedtrans in real life and theyre actually so fit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211847996
>>211847971
egypt
cos thats where the greys are entombed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848011 >>211848047
>>211847989
any fit tranny would post themselves here all the time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848014
>>211847742
corr based

love our sean
Anonymous Canada No.211848028 >>211848054 >>211848063
sure the US and UK should get involved in this Israel business, no one is debating that. but for us there no reason to
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848047 >>211848059
>>211848011
probably not if they have friends. you are all freaks
Anonymous Canada No.211848054
>>211848028
thankfully carney made bibi blow his gasket a couple weeks back so that disqualifies us from dying for israel this time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848059
>>211848047
>if they have friends
lool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848063 >>211848110
>>211848028
Israel can have the steam of my piss
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848093 >>211848116 >>211848314
im going to go to Afghanistan and do whatever I want with an AK-47 and horse. actually it is pretty civilized right now unlike Pakistan and Iran
Anonymous United States No.211848101 >>211848109 >>211848132 >>211848145
Watching come and see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848109
>>211848101
cheerful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848110
>>211848063
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848111
and tajikistan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848116
>>211848093
Alri lord miles
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848125
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848132
>>211848101
kinoise
Anonymous United States No.211848134 >>211848337 >>211848352
what do you reckon then leds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848145
>>211848101
first time i watched that was on youtube in 720p with ads on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848170
>Lord Miles spends time with the taliban, comes back to UK hating women and buys a big rug
>government: hmm... yes ok... good
>mean comments on the internet
>government: NOOOOOo! PRISON!
Anonymous United States No.211848176 >>211848200
Daily Reminder: You can try to be cool, but you'll never be as cool as Seto Kaiba
Anonymous United States No.211848180 >>211848196
They have AURA, you must admit...
Anonymous United States No.211848196
>>211848180
SAAARRRR
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848200
>>211848176
Duke Devlin mogs this fella
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848241 >>211848251 >>211848279
Elephants are cool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848251
>>211848241
*slaps you with my trunk*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848279
>>211848241
they're like land whales!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848281
>>211847750
halo effect, with my brain and quirky personality i could become a millionaire easily if i was that handsome
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848288
>>211847067
was at a few of those rallies in 2016/17
lots of fun
lots of labour slags

Labour now is completely unrecognizable. That lot all got driven out. Ken Loach too, he hates Starmer. Momentum slags gone. Seething Labour voters all voting Corbyn because they were so furious at everything else gone. Obviously crazy anarchists gone. ยฃ3 to join the Labour party gone. Those were the days.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848314
>>211848093
What makes you think Iran isn't a civilised nation?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848321 >>211848358
>>211847143
Lads, he was historic. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'

The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848337
>>211848134
ah you know lad, i reckon this and that.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848349 >>211848376 >>211848393 >>211848438 >>211848796
>was at a few of those rallies in 2016/17
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848352
>>211848134
Reckoner
You can't take it with you
Dancing for your pleasure
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848358
>>211848321
love this pasta
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848376
>>211848349
holy shit this is the most dogshit meme I have seen since "the left cant meme" gate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848389
I'm still angry England hasn't one a major football competition I've seen English success in every other sport.
Just ban all the working class and train a bunch of tarqs to play football seeing as they're the only ones that can actually win a sporting competition for the country.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848393
>>211848349
mad how accurate this is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848423
Afghanistan has a lot of Afghan males with hot (middle-eastern) phenotypes, really take me back to my childhood when the government was propagandanizing me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848438
>>211848349
Love memes like this where you can feel the anger of the person who made it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAnP2ck-7o4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848498
John Major
The last good PM we had
Anonymous Canada No.211848521 >>211848539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZC7QKVoaCA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848523 >>211848548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xPDBA2mSHI
Anonymous Canada No.211848534 >>211848559
Made impulsive decisions again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848539
>>211848521
what a load of shite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848548 >>211848581
>>211848523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzO8SKEC-no
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848559
>>211848534
You had an extra chocy biccy?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848581
>>211848548
dios mรญo
Anonymous Malaysia No.211848589
>>211847750
the latter is literally me
Anonymous United States No.211848590 >>211848603
The world can move on without the United States

100 years ago, the British Empire dominated global commerce, commanding more than 20% of the worldโ€™s wealth. Many believed its sun would never set.

200 years ago, France bestrode Europeโ€™s stage, its armies feared, its culture envied. Napoleon declared himself immortal.

400 years ago, the Spanish crown reigned from Manila to Mexico, its treasure fleets groaning with silver and silk. The kings thought their glory would last eternal.

Each empire proclaimed itself indispensable. Each was ultimately eclipsed.

Power wanes, influence migrates, and legitimacy dies the moment itโ€™s assumed rather than earned. Should America forfeit the worldโ€™s respect, it will discover what every fallen empire learned too late:

The world moves on. Always.
Anonymous Australia No.211848599
just taking care of my morning poo as we speak.
you know, get that done and dusted. i have to manage my time carefully, you see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848603 >>211848705
>>211848590
thanks for that, Chat GPTard
Anonymous South Africa No.211848614
>>211847143
They didn't call him the white Pele for nothing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848636 >>211848676
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848637 >>211848661 >>211848663 >>211848726 >>211848776 >>211849463
I left my window open with the light on and now there are like a hundred little fly things all over my bedroom ceiling. unironically what do I do? hoover them?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848641 >>211848664 >>211848683 >>211848698 >>211848778
I do not understand the appeal of the music of Bob Dylan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848661 >>211848686
>>211848637
obviously flies are attracted to the rank odour of your smelly incel bedroom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848663 >>211848681 >>211848686
>>211848637
apparently they have very "strong" DNA which is well safe against damage and mutations, so you CANT give them cancer. they also EAT aldehyde, and eat and then FUCK on alcohol. microwaving them is pointless
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848664 >>211848721
>>211848641
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
And you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848672
>>211847494
peter hitchens
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848676
>>211848636
Government's around the planet have allowed silicon valley companies to base their entire business model on using illegal Indian students for the labour in their companies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848681
>>211848663
Toby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848683 >>211848721
>>211848641
But now we've got weapons of chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to, then fire them we must
One push of the button and they shot the world wide
And you never ask questions when God's on your side
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848686
>>211848661
wasn't nice to say this and it's unfounded. it's not smelly and I'm not an incel.
>>211848663
I can't really microwave them anyway
Anonymous Canada No.211848696
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848698 >>211848721
>>211848641
love his early folk stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy6wryJMwVU
Anonymous United States No.211848705
>>211848603
Its a chairman Xi tweet althoughbeit
Anonymous Canada No.211848709
mousey what have you been up to since the shartypocalypse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848721
>>211848664
>>211848683
>>211848698
>SUNSHEEEEIN
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848726 >>211848735
>>211848637
apparently they have very "strong" DNA which is well safe against damage and mutations, so you CANT give them cancer. they also EAT aldehyde, and eat and then FUCK on alcohol. microwaving them is pointless
apparently a "zinc finger" is just one of about 4 or 5 ways the enzyme or amino is converted; I mean that it catalyses the reaction; the others are those such as the G-proteins (which is not a catalyzation). I think the reaction is from regular to cyclic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848735
>>211848726
Toby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848737
wahey the tobemeister
Anonymous United States No.211848738
I wanna lick Paki girl's fannies
Don't mean to be so randy
But I wanna cream her punani
Let me see those brown cheeks
I wanna make the floorboards creek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aWPELi13jw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848744 >>211848783 >>211848839 >>211849356
>All UK Cryptocurency providers/exchanges are being asked to share all coin transactions with HMRC from January 2026 in order to make sure they are taxing people correctly on any gains made on coin held in wallets or sent/sold.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848751 >>211848782 >>211848785
fruit flies were made in a lab by the CIA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848774
fake mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848776
>>211848637
dont poison them with heavy metals or cyanide/arsenic, you will eat them in your sleep. they will crawl into your throat and walk around in there
Anonymous United States No.211848778
>>211848641
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848782
>>211848751
so were niggers
Anonymous France No.211848783
>>211848744
no escape for the little man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848785
>>211848751
ADAM
Anonymous Canada No.211848790
real mousey
Anonymous United States No.211848796
>>211848349
how can a man seriously say "cockwomble"
Anonymous Canada No.211848808
Anonymous United States No.211848812 >>211848836
Do British girls really call their bfs "pet"?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848820
dont try to poison fruit flies with carbon dioxide; it makes them breed for some reason
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848824 >>211848843
Both the left and right openly talk about Jewish and Israeli lobbying in the West

Topics which were David Duke tier extremist conspiracy theories a decade ago are commonly accepted and freely spoken now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHq4fc2T8sw
Anonymous United States No.211848834
The brown biomass seems to be constantly encroaching on my location. Lived in 4 places and watched all of them become wogged
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848836
>>211848812
Northern women call everyone pet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848839
>>211848744
Just get a trezor and use decentralised exchanges
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848841 >>211848854 >>211848855 >>211848871 >>211849054 >>211849081
Iranian state media claims there will be a surprise tonight that the 'world will remember for centuries'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848843 >>211848862
>>211848824
muslim migration

not a coincidence
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848849 >>211848929
niggas with dementia:
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848854
>>211848841
first burger king in iran
the burger shah
Anonymous Canada No.211848855
>>211848841
no they don't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848862 >>211848892
>>211848843
no not really
cats just out the bag
Anonymous United States No.211848871
>>211848841
Anonymous United States No.211848881
Mesa thinkin' thissa big mess, yah? Looks like some big boom-booms hit Tel Aviv, makin' lotsa buildings go bye-bye. Them Iranian missiles, they no play nice, huh? Now folks gotta clean up all them broken bits and pieces. Mesa hopin' they all safe and sound, but it sure looks like a lotta work ahead. Yousa thinkin' the same, huh?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yf9o1E5oA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848889 >>211848908 >>211848910
I hope that anon gives his fruit flies cancer and then releases some of them into the wild where they breed cancer into the fruit flies, and this practise picks up, and it affects fruit flies as a whole when enough people do this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848892 >>211848905
>>211848862
rasheed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848898
I hope baby fruit flies get cancer by microwaving pregnant ones and then they FUCK OFF
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848903
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848905
>>211848892
yes boss what will it be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848908 >>211848920
>>211848889
what would be the ecological consequences if all flies went extinct?
Anonymous United States No.211848910
>>211848889
tobert?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848920 >>211848933
>>211848908
literally none. they serve NO purpose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848927
Is there anything scarier than Alzheimer's lads?
Anonymous Canada No.211848929
>>211848849
Fresh outta Razadyne!
Crazy motherfucker named John Doe
From the gang called Niggas With Dementia
When I wander off, I kinda nod off
Lip security, and get my ass hauled off
You too, boy, if you skip your meds
The orderlies are gonna have to come and get me
Off my ass, that's how I'm going out
For the senile motherfuckers that's showing out
Niggas start to mumble, their tummies grumble
Mix em up a pot of something good, like gumbo
Going off on the motherfucker like that
With a gown that's showing your ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a old style rap to keep y'all dancin'
With a notepad like Shirley Manson
HB-2 is the tool
Don't make me act a motherfucking fool
Anonymous United States No.211848931 >>211848975
Any ugly, poor, and smells bad man in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848933
>>211848920
mm ai overviewberg says otherwise
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848938 >>211848978
https://x.com/Stone_tossers/status/1934747653075816459

Brutal community note
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848940
I hope fruit flies lay eggs in fungicidal glue covering a brick of cesium and it affects them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848964
I hope fruit flies break into a cancer medication warehouse and get fluoride poisoning
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848969
all lads on /brit/ suddenly openly anti fruit fly

Topics which were David Duke tier extremist conspiracy theories a decade ago are commonly accepted and freely spoken now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848975
>>211848931
yh i'm also short and fat and hairy and stupid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211848978
>>211848938
Algiers isn't in the Middle East.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849002
I want to lock fruit flies in a garage with my car on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849015
Fake mousey alert alert alert
Anonymous United States No.211849038 >>211849075
utterly humiliating watching Queer Shartlord fellate Trump into not tariffing the UK to death bc Brexit left you lot dependent on US trade
Anonymous Australia No.211849045
>>211846961 (OP)
end of.
Anonymous United States No.211849054 >>211849081
>>211848841
isn't it already early morning in Iran

or do they mean nighttime June 18
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849065
fruit flies dont eat aspartame. isnt that nuts?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849070 >>211849115
Anonymous United States No.211849075 >>211849092
>>211849038
It's a good thing. We're about to attack Iran together too <3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849081 >>211849123
>>211848841
>>211849054
bbc news:
Anonymous United States No.211849092
>>211849075
the Bush/Blair years are back baby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849107
trapping grown fruit flies in the glass bit of a lamp and banging on the glass with a metal sheet as it tries to fly out against the metal
Anonymous United States No.211849115
>>211849070
why are Brits so much more like this than yanks

i mean it can't all be chalked up to the print media can it
Anonymous United States No.211849123 >>211849139
>>211849081
So corny.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849124
locking people in my closet and making them do squats over an exercise ball 10 hours a day
Anonymous United States No.211849127 >>211849137
we studied fruit flies in the lab portion of my intro level biology course in college. fascinating little buggers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849128
I have the loudest sneeze I have the most masculine sneeze I have the deepest sneeze my sneeze makes weaker men weep my sneeze can blow a jet off course my sneeze can send a yacht around the world my sneeze can send an astronaut to the moon my sneeze moves air out of my nostrils at nearly light speed when I sneeze you can see exoplanets wobble when I sneeze the entire atmosphere of the earth is sent into a spin that causes all of the tornados and hurricanes that have ever existed when I sneeze god takes notice and puts on ear protectors when I sneeze aliens with tinnitus outside of the observable universe are cured and then immediately also deafened again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849132 >>211849187
wee from vagina,
i have done a piss out my,
wee from vagina,
i have done a piss out my,
wee from vagina,
i have done a piss out my,
wee from vagina

i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt,
i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt,
i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt,
i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849137
>>211849127
because the CIA made them in a lab
Anonymous United States No.211849139 >>211849183
>>211849123
tbf all of MENA are like this, including Israel. pretty sure they write dumb shit on their missiles/bombs too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849173
Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849176
how do you gene-edit things
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849183
>>211849139
not like us westerners
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849187
>>211849132
that's not how those organs work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849193
oh when the gaped,
go marching in,
oh when the gaped go marching in,
i wanna wee,
in their bumholes,
oh when the gaped go marching in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849196 >>211849233
how do you gene-edit things free at home
I want to make a virus which gives things diabetes, and then infect flies with it. but also it would have a kill switch for when it infects humans (me)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.211849202 >>211849221
good morning everyone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849209
can you lend a nigga a pencil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849211
and then feed the flies sugar cubes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849221
>>211849202
hello russlad
Anonymous Canada No.211849222
you are not allowed to gene edit the fruit flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849225
i have actually just now been gaped by BAMEs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849226
ofcom agents are spamming posts about how to gene edit so they can use those posts as proof that 4chan must be blocked in the UK to stop terrorists from discussing how to gene edit fruit flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849233
>>211849196
why are you pretending to be mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849248
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849255 >>211849292
give them somatostatin with a vinyl group attaching the 2 14-length amino acid chains to make a 28-length chain
Anonymous United States No.211849270
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849271 >>211849292
going to the NHS to get some of my thyroid juice to feed to the fruit flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849292
>>211849271
>>211849255
why are you pretending to be mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849330 >>211849359
microwave fruit flies
observe young (gen 2)
give the freaks with most desirable traits ethanol
breed them
select (for traits) by brute force of making those breed more than the others, rather than trying to select for it by killing the undesirables
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849340 >>211849350
who's winning?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849348
>>211846961 (OP)
>We're going down, down in an earlier round
>And sugar, we're going down swinging
>I'll be your number one with a bullet
>A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849350 >>211849371
>>211849340
the flies, bigly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849356
>>211848744
we are literally the most authoritarian regime in the west. absolutely disgusting
Anonymous United States No.211849358 >>211849377 >>211849384 >>211849423
Any heatwave veterans itt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849359
>>211849330
Why are you pretending to be mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849363
belligerents: the sun
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849371
>>211849350
ok
Anonymous Canada No.211849372
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849377
>>211849358
was very nice
hoping for something similar this year
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849378
spanking my trans gf on her bare bollocks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849384
>>211849358
love the hot weather
should have been born some sort of greek or italian wop but nevermind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849387 >>211849403
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/
is this live feed video of the sun real or fake? how did they get a video of the sun? is this a "converted" video from some other kind of signals? that wouldnt be real by the way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849403
>>211849387
don't click this it's a virus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849405
actually its just simulated
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849407
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849423 >>211849436
>>211849358
I worked in a tesco at the time and we had about three customers just pass out on the shop floor because nobody was taking it seriously and weren't drinking enough water
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849434
wypipo dont season dey weather baka
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849436
>>211849423
hahaha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849443
uncle called me woke because he saw my recycling bin
getting tired of his antics
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849447
corona mass on video feed going mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849452
dark fruits weather this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849463
>>211848637
do this to them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849483 >>211849530 >>211849540
when I look at and interact with fruit flies I can say that yeah I do see a little bit of god in them and they do teach me life lessons as god would
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849492 >>211849518 >>211849564
my capitals of the world score
would have got accra, brazzaville and lusaka but it's the map's fault for being SHIT

Final score: 174/197
88%.
Failure.

Sincerely hope the Caribbean and Oceania unifty into two respective countries.
The former especially. It's all the same shite.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849518
>>211849492
alri autismlad
Anonymous Canada No.211849530 >>211849582
>>211849483
i love that for you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849532
filling the room with canned airhorn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849536
just got accused of having autism by a black man on /brit/
Anonymous United States No.211849537 >>211849561 >>211849642
is it alright if i tie you up and throw you into a sensory deprivation chamber with tubes to keep you nourished and hydrated and left you in there for the rest of your natural lifespan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849540 >>211849561
>>211849483
fuck them
i had to use them in lab work
whoever decided to choose a flying animal as a model organism was a genuine cretin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849561 >>211849606
>>211849540
why do you say that and how did you overcome those challenges
>>211849537
>sensory deprivation chamber
thanks I guess that's what I meant with myself before. the rich should have access to go do this and take LSD in the tank for like 4 days just to exit from the world for a bit if they want to
Anonymous United States No.211849564 >>211849584
>>211849492
Thought you might enjoy this image, have fun
Anonymous United States No.211849579
fake mousey and a poor show at that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849582
>>211849530
you are trying to work towards sending me bad vibes by using my post that I made right after yours
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849584
>>211849564
>130 million people and the entire northern half is a desert
what part of this is supposed to be surprising
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849587
Heโ€™s impersonating mousey and that shouldnโ€™t be allowed
He has to stop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849588
I like to watch cuck porn because I have a fetish for being watched while shagging
I self insert as the bull
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849597
and the cuck is her brother and he gets feminised along the way too
I'm trans by the way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849606 >>211849657
>>211849561
you have to keep them contained in stupid tubes or they fly off
they escape sometimes anyway. you have to tranquilise them with diethyl ether. just annoying
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849616
going to tranquilise them with a dietyl ether layer atop some opium (fentanyl is inferior for the purpose)
Anonymous United States No.211849624 >>211849634
fomyeg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849634
>>211849624
Itโ€™s fake mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849642
>>211849537
can you occasionally sensory deprivation wank me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849643
the cure for bed bugs is giving someone diabeetus and a Coke before bed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849657 >>211849709
>>211849606
how do you get them in tubes? my guess is that they come as eggs in the tube or something
is the alcohol a spray? liquid or gas? not that I could do this, and it would be easier just to spray them with something cold anyway
Anonymous United States No.211849671
wish mousey won and not the parasite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849709 >>211849745
>>211849657
yeah there's a yeast substrate they lay eggs in and the larvae can eat it
the ether is a volatile liquid, if you soak a cloth in it and hold it against the test tube opening it evaporates into the tube, sending them to sleep. too much will kill them though
not mousey btw just sharing my thoughts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849710
crazy how animals dont eat aspartame. ants? that could be a coincidence. maybe they see the molecules up close. but TWO things? WHY DONT INSECTS EAT IT
maybe it is because they have natural antioxidants
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849711
map men map men map map map men men
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849722
omds canada
https://x.com/ourcommons/status/1935035176263839941
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849745 >>211849837
>>211849709
thanks
your thoughts were very helpful
but yeast: can you delay the eggs hatching? if the flies could lay eggs in the yeast, and the eggs can wait, the fruit flies could die outside and you can then hatch eggs in the tube
I mean if you are getting your own fruit flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849762 >>211849774
I hate it how fruit flies get stuck in a glue trap and sits there kicking its retarded fucking legs in the air. pretty sure they die faster in the traps though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849774
>>211849762
This poster is impersonating mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849785
I hate it how a fruit fly could be in the toilet when you go to take a shit and then it flies into your asshole to wait until you lay down and then starts jumping around and hitting your prostate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849787 >>211849803
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849803
>>211849787
Fucking corr
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849808
mogs mine, that one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849824
founding an organization
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849837 >>211849861
>>211849745
couldn't you just give them a few days to mate and lay eggs before tranquilising the adults and removing them?
don't know how you could delay egg hatching specifically, but temperature has a big effect on insect metabolism so you could try decreasing the temperature
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849839
euroshopper35penergydrink
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849846
founding an organization... we are lost... we dont lose
terrorist org. against the fruit flies, united (TAFFU)
Anonymous United States No.211849853
screaming faced with the scariest thing in the universe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849861
>>211849837
removing and gassing them in an oven
Anonymous United States No.211849863
Oh ok I see how it is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849868
just lifted a chair with my mind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849875
@ fruit flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849882
well i'm not making the new
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849892
does it cost electricity/money to run a piece of exposed copper/aluminium wire from live to neutral in the plug sockey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849893
I don't have any problem with fruit flies me I treat them just like I do straight flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849909 >>211849922 >>211849923 >>211849927
back from a 3 day ban
some actual NEEKS on here reporting posts
Anonymous Russian Federation No.211849918
had a recurring dream but it turns out it was a regular dream I just dreamed that it was recurring
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849922 >>211849946
>>211849909
What'd you get done for
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849923 >>211849946
>>211849909
the post in question?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849927
>>211849909
only report foreigners me
don't grass on my own
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849942
>>211849937
>>211849937
>>211849937
new
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211849946
>>211849922
>>211849923

see >>211747679

I posted a pony