Old tweet. New thread.

mighty albion bellows out for more bennies for dole dossers and pensioners

Woah, ass ahoy.

wake me when you need me

off to do a poo lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POiB08GbztQ

>have “problem”
>don’t care
>have no problem

Life is literally so easy.

>Super Maroo

>>211847009
You will not post the Brians

>>211847033
>have "no food"
>don't care
>starve to death

>Look up "I, Daniel Blake" on YouTube
>First results are Jeremy Corbyn and other 2016 Labour politicians using a fictional movie to justify giving another gorillion to dole-dossers

>>211847033
*rapes you*
now what?

Britain will be able to grow Oranges along it's southern coast by 2070 thanks to global warming

>>211846961 (OP)
Shrek did not age well
time was not kind on wayne

>>211846961 (OP)
LOL!

>have "bike stolen"
>it's whatever
>*whistles*

>>211847072
what the hell is going on here

>>211847052
>have no food
>steal someone else's
>it's now their problem

Was Wayne Rooney “world class”?

need a gf that can do massages and can cook

>be an incel
>rape
>no longer incel

>>211847143
There's very very few teams of that era that he's not making it into, and so by definition I'd say yes.

>>211847143
Yes

>>211847146
for the second half of the 2000s he was, yes

>>211847146
good look finding that in 2025 lad
women are all entitled spoilt princesses

>be an incel
>rape
>no longer incel
>be in cell

>>211847143
>Was Wayne Rooney “world class”?
yeah. he was a kino player, one of the best ive seen in my lifetime.

>>211847143
He was the top scorer for england. No mean feat that.

>>211847200
excellent post

>>211846961 (OP)

remember spending my teens playing wow in my room and not having sex till 26
peak tism

>>211847189
was being ambitious with the massage, but its mad how gen z women cant fucking cook

>>211847216
;)

>>211847235
>having sex
FONT

His one world cup goal...the age of Rooney

>>211847169
Would he make it into Pep’s Barca? Mourinho’s Inter? Ancelotti’s Milan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyy2oHrg6B8

was peak tho
abus still seethe over the fergie era

>>211847258
judging a player by their international record is silly, and you know it

>>211847237
why would they
they have armies of simps to pay for them to eat whatever they want just for the slightest crumb or a wiff of a minge
men are responsible for this

tfw no latex gf

>>211847213
>the brace against Azerbaijan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMH4oHpdV-k

Nothing happening. Carry on chaps.

Lampard >Gerard >Scholes

>>211847279
>>211847143
>>211846961 (OP)
world class tweeter

>>211847143
Yes. Genuinely world class. Wazza is short, ugly as sin, and a complete thicko. Even when he was 18 he was stocky and at times a bit tubby. He was never athletic, never had the physique of a professional sportsman. Nobody would have given him the opportunities in football for any reason other than him being world class.

>>211847282
>”world” class player
>cant perform at the “world” cup

>>211847315
why didn't he just text or call tho

>>211847273
yes

>>211847146
sounds like you want a chinky gf

>>211847325
by that logic klose is better than penaldo

'apenning is canceled. Any good films?

>>211847338
rubbish

>>211847315
ahhh the days before social media managers

the fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbb1OQohuMQ&ab_channel=Vitalicus

>>211847351
sexy beast

>>211847340
yer i wouldnt mind
family would make fun of me tho

>>211847364
a classic

Man who sleeps with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger

>>211847371
who da fug cares what your family think you insecure girl

>>211847273
only one he ain't sniffing is pep's barca
would easily make it over milito or offsidezaghi

>>211847402
Confucius?

>>211847371
I used to go out with a black girl and my family used to hum The Dambusters theme when she was around.

>>211846961 (OP)
HERE COMES THE NEW TWEET, SAME AS THE OLD TWEET

>>211847351
O bother where art thou

Please Starmer keep us safe. G-D is on your side against the Iranian regime. Please invade them

>>211847359
For me it's
https://x.com/rupertmurdoch/status/559876325188829184
https://x.com/rupertmurdoch/status/317827503723008000
https://x.com/rupertmurdoch/status/198790518640091136

>>211847477
Fuck off with your politics shite this isn't /pol/ you knobhead.

>>211847494
ed balls

#HateFilms

>>211847512

>nearly 1am
>catberg, for ZERO fucking reason in the pitch dark kitchen

>>211847477
kys jew

>>211847571

Wish i was handsome

come on rorke we're dying for Ukraine

>>211847613
I wish i was born rich instead of handsome

You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore you.
Where me and my true love will never meet again,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

>>211847604
*bends on all fours*
oh look im smelly catberg durr
*pisses just outside the litter tray while throwing up grass*

wish i was a little bit taller wish i was a baller

wish i was rich and handsome and didn't live in my smelly incel cave

>>211847604
So much has changed

>>211847655
berge has rattled you mate

rich businesstype women get BLOCKED while i do my boiwife training (masc). it was poisoning my soul

Why was I born ugly and not rich?

>>211847710
to endure the struggle and be a stronger person

elephant man tier ugly and a millionaire or model tier handsome and homeless? assume you can't pay for facial surgery

>>211847750
>model tier handsome and homeless
this. looks over money.

>>211847750
depends how many million would have to be an obscene amount

>>211847750
handsome
get all that junkie pussy

What if Mongolia released a horde of drones they'd been secretly making and took over the world again

>>211847750
i would just be pretty and be like leonardo dicaprio in catch me if you can and trick everyone into giving me money and planes

>>211847680
Wish I had enough money to never leave my smelly incel cave ever again

>>211847780
fair play to them, i say

>>211847750
>>211847772
this
1m? not a chance

>>211847772
let's call it 5 milly

>>211847750
model tier because i could immediately stay with a woman and not be homeless then i could make a hell of a lot more money

>>211847780
be kino ngl

>>211847811
no way that gets spent fast these days especially if you're trying to keep the ladies interested

>>211847780
would be regretting every instance i called someone a mong

Ive been crying because things aren't how they used to be

The next great civilisation will come from Africa

>>211847848
no, it won't

>>211847848
>The next great civilisation
wont be one

>>211847848
doubt it. muttalos at most

>>211847780
the Togo super century

*slops onto your screen*

>>211847848
Isn't Christianity growing in Africa? Maybe they'll stage a crusade

>>211847848

>>211847904
islam is also growing and christians are getting massacred

>>211847921
Isn't that just west Africa

remember this bih? lol he fucked em up

>>211847906
LET THESE PEOPLE IN RORKE

>>211847934
yea, nigeria
but leftypol keeps shouting free palestine

Top African countries to watch? Rwanda and Bukino Faso

>>211847459
phwoar

love the who

im about 99% sure I saw employedtrans in real life and theyre actually so fit

>>211847971
egypt
cos thats where the greys are entombed

>>211847989
any fit tranny would post themselves here all the time

>>211847742
corr based

love our sean

sure the US and UK should get involved in this Israel business, no one is debating that. but for us there no reason to

>>211848011
probably not if they have friends. you are all freaks

>>211848028
thankfully carney made bibi blow his gasket a couple weeks back so that disqualifies us from dying for israel this time

>>211848047
>if they have friends
lool

>>211848028
Israel can have the steam of my piss

im going to go to Afghanistan and do whatever I want with an AK-47 and horse. actually it is pretty civilized right now unlike Pakistan and Iran

Watching come and see

>>211848101
cheerful

>>211848063

and tajikistan

>>211848093
Alri lord miles

>>211848101
kinoise

what do you reckon then leds

>>211848101
first time i watched that was on youtube in 720p with ads on

>Lord Miles spends time with the taliban, comes back to UK hating women and buys a big rug
>government: hmm... yes ok... good
>mean comments on the internet
>government: NOOOOOo! PRISON!

Daily Reminder: You can try to be cool, but you'll never be as cool as Seto Kaiba

They have AURA, you must admit...

>>211848180
SAAARRRR

>>211848176
Duke Devlin mogs this fella

Elephants are cool

>>211848241
*slaps you with my trunk*

>>211848241
they're like land whales!

>>211847750
halo effect, with my brain and quirky personality i could become a millionaire easily if i was that handsome

>>211847067
was at a few of those rallies in 2016/17
lots of fun
lots of labour slags

Labour now is completely unrecognizable. That lot all got driven out. Ken Loach too, he hates Starmer. Momentum slags gone. Seething Labour voters all voting Corbyn because they were so furious at everything else gone. Obviously crazy anarchists gone. £3 to join the Labour party gone. Those were the days.

>>211848093
What makes you think Iran isn't a civilised nation?

>>211847143
Lads, he was historic. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'

The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>>211848134
ah you know lad, i reckon this and that.

>was at a few of those rallies in 2016/17

>>211848134
Reckoner
You can't take it with you
Dancing for your pleasure

>>211848321
love this pasta

>>211848349
holy shit this is the most dogshit meme I have seen since "the left cant meme" gate

I'm still angry England hasn't one a major football competition I've seen English success in every other sport.
Just ban all the working class and train a bunch of tarqs to play football seeing as they're the only ones that can actually win a sporting competition for the country.

>>211848349
mad how accurate this is

Afghanistan has a lot of Afghan males with hot (middle-eastern) phenotypes, really take me back to my childhood when the government was propagandanizing me

>>211848349
Love memes like this where you can feel the anger of the person who made it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAnP2ck-7o4

John Major
The last good PM we had

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZC7QKVoaCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xPDBA2mSHI

Made impulsive decisions again

>>211848521
what a load of shite

>>211848523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzO8SKEC-no

>>211848534
You had an extra chocy biccy?

>>211848548
dios mío

>>211847750
the latter is literally me

The world can move on without the United States

100 years ago, the British Empire dominated global commerce, commanding more than 20% of the world’s wealth. Many believed its sun would never set.

200 years ago, France bestrode Europe’s stage, its armies feared, its culture envied. Napoleon declared himself immortal.

400 years ago, the Spanish crown reigned from Manila to Mexico, its treasure fleets groaning with silver and silk. The kings thought their glory would last eternal.

Each empire proclaimed itself indispensable. Each was ultimately eclipsed.

Power wanes, influence migrates, and legitimacy dies the moment it’s assumed rather than earned. Should America forfeit the world’s respect, it will discover what every fallen empire learned too late:

The world moves on. Always.

just taking care of my morning poo as we speak.
you know, get that done and dusted. i have to manage my time carefully, you see

>>211848590
thanks for that, Chat GPTard

>>211847143
They didn't call him the white Pele for nothing

I left my window open with the light on and now there are like a hundred little fly things all over my bedroom ceiling. unironically what do I do? hoover them?

I do not understand the appeal of the music of Bob Dylan

>>211848637
obviously flies are attracted to the rank odour of your smelly incel bedroom

>>211848637
apparently they have very "strong" DNA which is well safe against damage and mutations, so you CANT give them cancer. they also EAT aldehyde, and eat and then FUCK on alcohol. microwaving them is pointless

>>211848641
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
And you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'

>>211847494
peter hitchens

>>211848636
Government's around the planet have allowed silicon valley companies to base their entire business model on using illegal Indian students for the labour in their companies

>>211848663
Toby

>>211848641
But now we've got weapons of chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to, then fire them we must
One push of the button and they shot the world wide
And you never ask questions when God's on your side

>>211848661
wasn't nice to say this and it's unfounded. it's not smelly and I'm not an incel.
>>211848663
I can't really microwave them anyway

>>211848641
love his early folk stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy6wryJMwVU

>>211848603
Its a chairman Xi tweet althoughbeit

mousey what have you been up to since the shartypocalypse

>>211848664
>>211848683
>>211848698
>SUNSHEEEEIN

>>211848637
apparently they have very "strong" DNA which is well safe against damage and mutations, so you CANT give them cancer. they also EAT aldehyde, and eat and then FUCK on alcohol. microwaving them is pointless
apparently a "zinc finger" is just one of about 4 or 5 ways the enzyme or amino is converted; I mean that it catalyses the reaction; the others are those such as the G-proteins (which is not a catalyzation). I think the reaction is from regular to cyclic

>>211848726
Toby

wahey the tobemeister

I wanna lick Paki girl's fannies
Don't mean to be so randy
But I wanna cream her punani
Let me see those brown cheeks
I wanna make the floorboards creek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aWPELi13jw

>All UK Cryptocurency providers/exchanges are being asked to share all coin transactions with HMRC from January 2026 in order to make sure they are taxing people correctly on any gains made on coin held in wallets or sent/sold.

fruit flies were made in a lab by the CIA

fake mousey

>>211848637
dont poison them with heavy metals or cyanide/arsenic, you will eat them in your sleep. they will crawl into your throat and walk around in there

>>211848641

>>211848751
so were niggers

>>211848744
no escape for the little man

>>211848751
ADAM

real mousey

>>211848349
how can a man seriously say "cockwomble"

Do British girls really call their bfs "pet"?

dont try to poison fruit flies with carbon dioxide; it makes them breed for some reason

Both the left and right openly talk about Jewish and Israeli lobbying in the West

Topics which were David Duke tier extremist conspiracy theories a decade ago are commonly accepted and freely spoken now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHq4fc2T8sw

The brown biomass seems to be constantly encroaching on my location. Lived in 4 places and watched all of them become wogged

>>211848812
Northern women call everyone pet

>>211848744
Just get a trezor and use decentralised exchanges

Iranian state media claims there will be a surprise tonight that the 'world will remember for centuries'

>>211848824
muslim migration

not a coincidence

niggas with dementia:

>>211848841
first burger king in iran
the burger shah

>>211848841
no they don't

>>211848843
no not really
cats just out the bag

>>211848841

Mesa thinkin' thissa big mess, yah? Looks like some big boom-booms hit Tel Aviv, makin' lotsa buildings go bye-bye. Them Iranian missiles, they no play nice, huh? Now folks gotta clean up all them broken bits and pieces. Mesa hopin' they all safe and sound, but it sure looks like a lotta work ahead. Yousa thinkin' the same, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yf9o1E5oA

I hope that anon gives his fruit flies cancer and then releases some of them into the wild where they breed cancer into the fruit flies, and this practise picks up, and it affects fruit flies as a whole when enough people do this

>>211848862
rasheed

I hope baby fruit flies get cancer by microwaving pregnant ones and then they FUCK OFF

>>211848892
yes boss what will it be

>>211848889
what would be the ecological consequences if all flies went extinct?

>>211848889
tobert?

>>211848908
literally none. they serve NO purpose

Is there anything scarier than Alzheimer's lads?

>>211848849
Fresh outta Razadyne!
Crazy motherfucker named John Doe
From the gang called Niggas With Dementia
When I wander off, I kinda nod off
Lip security, and get my ass hauled off
You too, boy, if you skip your meds
The orderlies are gonna have to come and get me
Off my ass, that's how I'm going out
For the senile motherfuckers that's showing out
Niggas start to mumble, their tummies grumble
Mix em up a pot of something good, like gumbo
Going off on the motherfucker like that
With a gown that's showing your ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a old style rap to keep y'all dancin'
With a notepad like Shirley Manson
HB-2 is the tool
Don't make me act a motherfucking fool

Any ugly, poor, and smells bad man in

>>211848920
mm ai overviewberg says otherwise

https://x.com/Stone_tossers/status/1934747653075816459

Brutal community note

I hope fruit flies lay eggs in fungicidal glue covering a brick of cesium and it affects them

I hope fruit flies break into a cancer medication warehouse and get fluoride poisoning

all lads on /brit/ suddenly openly anti fruit fly

Topics which were David Duke tier extremist conspiracy theories a decade ago are commonly accepted and freely spoken now

>>211848931
yh i'm also short and fat and hairy and stupid

>>211848938
Algiers isn't in the Middle East.

I want to lock fruit flies in a garage with my car on

Fake mousey alert alert alert

utterly humiliating watching Queer Shartlord fellate Trump into not tariffing the UK to death bc Brexit left you lot dependent on US trade

>>211846961 (OP)
end of.

>>211848841
isn't it already early morning in Iran

or do they mean nighttime June 18

fruit flies dont eat aspartame. isnt that nuts?

>>211849038
It's a good thing. We're about to attack Iran together too <3

>>211848841
>>211849054
bbc news:

>>211849075
the Bush/Blair years are back baby

trapping grown fruit flies in the glass bit of a lamp and banging on the glass with a metal sheet as it tries to fly out against the metal

>>211849070
why are Brits so much more like this than yanks

i mean it can't all be chalked up to the print media can it

>>211849081
So corny.

locking people in my closet and making them do squats over an exercise ball 10 hours a day

we studied fruit flies in the lab portion of my intro level biology course in college. fascinating little buggers

I have the loudest sneeze I have the most masculine sneeze I have the deepest sneeze my sneeze makes weaker men weep my sneeze can blow a jet off course my sneeze can send a yacht around the world my sneeze can send an astronaut to the moon my sneeze moves air out of my nostrils at nearly light speed when I sneeze you can see exoplanets wobble when I sneeze the entire atmosphere of the earth is sent into a spin that causes all of the tornados and hurricanes that have ever existed when I sneeze god takes notice and puts on ear protectors when I sneeze aliens with tinnitus outside of the observable universe are cured and then immediately also deafened again

wee from vagina,
i have done a piss out my,
wee from vagina,
i have done a piss out my,
wee from vagina,
i have done a piss out my,
wee from vagina

i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt,
i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt,
i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt,
i've gone and done a wee out my cunt, out my cunt

>>211849127
because the CIA made them in a lab

>>211849123
tbf all of MENA are like this, including Israel. pretty sure they write dumb shit on their missiles/bombs too

Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East

how do you gene-edit things

>>211849139
not like us westerners

>>211849132
that's not how those organs work

oh when the gaped,
go marching in,
oh when the gaped go marching in,
i wanna wee,
in their bumholes,
oh when the gaped go marching in

how do you gene-edit things free at home
I want to make a virus which gives things diabetes, and then infect flies with it. but also it would have a kill switch for when it infects humans (me)

good morning everyone

can you lend a nigga a pencil

and then feed the flies sugar cubes

>>211849202
hello russlad

you are not allowed to gene edit the fruit flies

i have actually just now been gaped by BAMEs

ofcom agents are spamming posts about how to gene edit so they can use those posts as proof that 4chan must be blocked in the UK to stop terrorists from discussing how to gene edit fruit flies

>>211849196
why are you pretending to be mousey

give them somatostatin with a vinyl group attaching the 2 14-length amino acid chains to make a 28-length chain

going to the NHS to get some of my thyroid juice to feed to the fruit flies

>>211849271
>>211849255
why are you pretending to be mousey

microwave fruit flies
observe young (gen 2)
give the freaks with most desirable traits ethanol
breed them
select (for traits) by brute force of making those breed more than the others, rather than trying to select for it by killing the undesirables

who's winning?

>>211846961 (OP)
>We're going down, down in an earlier round
>And sugar, we're going down swinging
>I'll be your number one with a bullet
>A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

>>211849340
the flies, bigly

>>211848744
we are literally the most authoritarian regime in the west. absolutely disgusting

Any heatwave veterans itt

>>211849330
Why are you pretending to be mousey

belligerents: the sun

>>211849350
ok

>>211849358
was very nice
hoping for something similar this year

spanking my trans gf on her bare bollocks

>>211849358
love the hot weather
should have been born some sort of greek or italian wop but nevermind

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/
is this live feed video of the sun real or fake? how did they get a video of the sun? is this a "converted" video from some other kind of signals? that wouldnt be real by the way

>>211849387
don't click this it's a virus

actually its just simulated

>>211849358
I worked in a tesco at the time and we had about three customers just pass out on the shop floor because nobody was taking it seriously and weren't drinking enough water

wypipo dont season dey weather baka

>>211849423
hahaha

uncle called me woke because he saw my recycling bin
getting tired of his antics

corona mass on video feed going mental

dark fruits weather this

>>211848637
do this to them

when I look at and interact with fruit flies I can say that yeah I do see a little bit of god in them and they do teach me life lessons as god would

my capitals of the world score
would have got accra, brazzaville and lusaka but it's the map's fault for being SHIT

Final score: 174/197
88%.
Failure.

Sincerely hope the Caribbean and Oceania unifty into two respective countries.
The former especially. It's all the same shite.

>>211849492
alri autismlad

>>211849483
i love that for you

filling the room with canned airhorn

just got accused of having autism by a black man on /brit/

is it alright if i tie you up and throw you into a sensory deprivation chamber with tubes to keep you nourished and hydrated and left you in there for the rest of your natural lifespan

>>211849483
fuck them
i had to use them in lab work
whoever decided to choose a flying animal as a model organism was a genuine cretin

>>211849540
why do you say that and how did you overcome those challenges
>>211849537
>sensory deprivation chamber
thanks I guess that's what I meant with myself before. the rich should have access to go do this and take LSD in the tank for like 4 days just to exit from the world for a bit if they want to

>>211849492
Thought you might enjoy this image, have fun

fake mousey and a poor show at that

>>211849530
you are trying to work towards sending me bad vibes by using my post that I made right after yours

>>211849564
>130 million people and the entire northern half is a desert
what part of this is supposed to be surprising

He’s impersonating mousey and that shouldn’t be allowed
He has to stop

I like to watch cuck porn because I have a fetish for being watched while shagging
I self insert as the bull

and the cuck is her brother and he gets feminised along the way too
I'm trans by the way

>>211849561
you have to keep them contained in stupid tubes or they fly off
they escape sometimes anyway. you have to tranquilise them with diethyl ether. just annoying

going to tranquilise them with a dietyl ether layer atop some opium (fentanyl is inferior for the purpose)

fomyeg

>>211849624
It’s fake mousey

>>211849537
can you occasionally sensory deprivation wank me

the cure for bed bugs is giving someone diabeetus and a Coke before bed

>>211849606
how do you get them in tubes? my guess is that they come as eggs in the tube or something
is the alcohol a spray? liquid or gas? not that I could do this, and it would be easier just to spray them with something cold anyway

wish mousey won and not the parasite

>>211849657
yeah there's a yeast substrate they lay eggs in and the larvae can eat it
the ether is a volatile liquid, if you soak a cloth in it and hold it against the test tube opening it evaporates into the tube, sending them to sleep. too much will kill them though
not mousey btw just sharing my thoughts

crazy how animals dont eat aspartame. ants? that could be a coincidence. maybe they see the molecules up close. but TWO things? WHY DONT INSECTS EAT IT
maybe it is because they have natural antioxidants

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>>211849709
thanks
your thoughts were very helpful
but yeast: can you delay the eggs hatching? if the flies could lay eggs in the yeast, and the eggs can wait, the fruit flies could die outside and you can then hatch eggs in the tube
I mean if you are getting your own fruit flies

I hate it how fruit flies get stuck in a glue trap and sits there kicking its retarded fucking legs in the air. pretty sure they die faster in the traps though

>>211849762
This poster is impersonating mousey

I hate it how a fruit fly could be in the toilet when you go to take a shit and then it flies into your asshole to wait until you lay down and then starts jumping around and hitting your prostate

>>211849787
Fucking corr

mogs mine, that one

founding an organization

>>211849745
couldn't you just give them a few days to mate and lay eggs before tranquilising the adults and removing them?
don't know how you could delay egg hatching specifically, but temperature has a big effect on insect metabolism so you could try decreasing the temperature

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founding an organization... we are lost... we dont lose
terrorist org. against the fruit flies, united (TAFFU)

screaming faced with the scariest thing in the universe

>>211849837
removing and gassing them in an oven

Oh ok I see how it is

just lifted a chair with my mind

@ fruit flies

well i'm not making the new

does it cost electricity/money to run a piece of exposed copper/aluminium wire from live to neutral in the plug sockey

I don't have any problem with fruit flies me I treat them just like I do straight flies

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had a recurring dream but it turns out it was a regular dream I just dreamed that it was recurring

>>211849909
What'd you get done for

>>211849909
the post in question?

>>211849909
only report foreigners me
don't grass on my own

>>211849937
>>211849937
>>211849937
new

>>211849922
>>211849923

see >>211747679

I posted a pony