>>211856256because he's a frickin Marvel superhero like Thor, except he's fat and retarded and the only time he killed someone was an unprovoked murder and he stabbed an unsuspecting dude in the back and literally cried DINDU NUFFIN when he was caught.
he also lives on a farm like a TRVE TRAD CHAD, except he doesn't raise livestock or cultivate crops. his wife has a small hobby garden and like 3 chickens, otherwise they eat store bought stuff. and because they live in France, the meat they eat is Halal certified.
he's the same type of internet lolcow as Chris chan, except Chris became self aware some years ago and embraced his lolcow status, while Varg is dead fucking serious about his larp and he'll argue with you for days to prove his point.