Thread 211854768

are Bea edition

1st for wales

>>211854768 (OP)
looks like a tranny

She takes ****** cock only.

>>211854813
can it 190

wasting my life

pooing up a storm

>>211854844
That's a down syndrome lass's minge.

there's a bad feeling in the air today something's not right.

>>211854858
its not as sunny thats all

>>211854858
Dont worry kitten

get the life wasted
get the parents ashamed

>>211854889
ok <3
yay! <3

won 7 pound 40 on the euromillions

well lads i’m off for a funeral dress in my suit jacket, cargo-shorts and a hawaiian shirt

ladies in the office talking about love island

>>211854907
Nuke Spanio. Fucker! Never backdown. Bible. Oui. Si. Yes. Fuck my eyes!

>>211854944
toby

>>211854857
>down syndrome lass's minge
HOT

>>211854952
A friend.

might go wathc some videos of women masturbating

>>211854972
May or may not get it..

women don't masturbate

>>211854907
by more tickets, win more, repeat until millionnaire

harry plopper and the goblet of shite

>>211854972
shall not be doing the same i'm porn-free now, you see.

Harry Nigger and the Gay Nigger Bastard

>>211855030
ofcom, tear down this man!

>>211855044
not good

>>211855056
why

>>211855044
Get her arse niggered

>>211855066
yea shes definitely built

>>211855044
grim ting. Imagine her trying to give birth with all that tough muscle in her belly

>>211855063
built like a brick shithouse

fucking hate when it’s hot and no wind

>>211855044
Need to sniff that rail.

>>211855098
Never understood how such an ugly and clearly insane woman seems to regularly bag these rich men.

>>211855098
Seen her with a poo on her chest.

>>211855044
timmy loves his women masculine and hideous

>>211855148
i thought he liked asians

>>211855152
Absolute state of this webm.

>>211855170
theyre hideous as well

>>211855189
not masculine though are they

>>211855098
hardly even human. still one of gods children so who am i to judge eh?

>>211855187
Globohomo endorsed AI slop

in the car

>>211855152
.......

currently nigger sharting a poo

>>211855205
off to the boring bastard convention again i presume

>>211855204
New concept singing and bullying. Fucker!

Might make an AI slop film studio in my stinking dancing incel bedroom

good mroning /brint/ how are yuo

eh?

stinking and dancing

thinking about chicken pox

raping my arse

at the end of the day, it's night. don't forget that.

rorke lighting a citronella candle to deter the swarms of shitflies cruising into his sweltering smelly incel bedroom

pop the porn on

>>211855259
well its not gonna be a citreon candle now is it

Have to be somewhere in 20 minutes but still in my smelly incel bed aha x

got the heating on

>>211855214
not today, funeral you see

why is there so much porn in the world? must mean there are a lot of sluts willing to make it

>>211855287
mum filling up the bath for your monthly wash is she?

>>211855302
5% of british women are on onlyfans

This has been my week lads:

>last Wednesday did gym exercise after time off
>fucked my back big time
>thought it was a slipped disc but I was in excruciating pain for 2 day then better
>worst pain I've experienced
>then got stomach bug
>worst fever and vomiting I experienced
>that subsided
>still shitting endlessly despite empty body
>now have a cold

Bodyberg is extremely unhappy for some reason.

nearly two thirds of India aren't even on the Internet yet

what if Iran threatens to put them all online?

>>211855329
Spoke to the doctor about it at all, hun? x

why won't spammers just take over the site completely? jannies can't do shit about them here and on other boards, so what's stopping them from just spamming every thread on every board instead of just gimmick topics they're autistically focused on? it feels like we're held hostage.

>>211855334
nonces, the most oppressed minority, being squeezed from the supply side

>>211855329
you sound like my boring dad

>>211855371
No appointments today probably to do with the fact this area built 1000 new houses (almost 60% Indian area after 5 years now). I shall try again tomorrow if I'm not dead.

>>211855368
No way these guys have any of the ayy lmao technology America has but no nuclear weapons

>>211855398
the entire world will be Indian soon.

>>211855368
UNCONDITIONAL BOBS AND VAGANE

>>211855368
Prayer, a targetted mass prayer.

>>211855334
leftypol joyous all the liberals are being replaced by anti-liberal people for some reason

do you think science will ever create a drug that makes you happy like heroin but its not bad for you, or even good for you?

patting my cat

>>211855301
sorry for your loss x

>>211855447
already exists mate its called the bible

>>211855453
More. Closer? M. Ptaise be to God. Amen? Nordic.

>>211855447
No lmao that would be the end of progress
You'd spend the rest of your life laying in the grass or watching the waves

I just found out it’s not called westminister

>>211855368
>the Samsjeet Option

>>211855474
Missed my shot. Be White. Be me.

>>211855368
maybe they've got EVA

>>211855447
the neets cry out for soma

>>211855447
Would still fuck your life up as you would end up a junkie who did nothing but get doped up

>>211855501
Time???

Ice cold glass of Um Bongo

Um

heatberg really causing a stink in my arse

In fact I didn't??? Jewish. Hurtuv. Reborn.

>>211855501
willy didnt even twitch at this

>>211855523
Bingo??? Package. Closed.

Got 600 quid to spend. Might get two aircon units. One for me, one to rent to my familyberg on a daily basis to the highest bidder. Reckon I can definitely get over 100 quid a summer.

>>211855477
I'm pretty productive when im on kratom desu

Cool livestream of some lad walking in the rain


https://www.youtube.com/live/btLLaXmr4DY?si=X69Rjs2JRaDp2N4n

>>211855547
Filth. :(

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know... we'll call it Um Bongo!"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo!

>>211855547
should buy 150 big macs

I'm a biy and I pay rent does that mean I'm a rentboy?

somewhere in the world right now, there is an Israeli/Iranian couple having absolutely INSANE sex. ywn know that feel

>>211855368
Is it a 2 letter word that arts with A and ends with I?

Rebel??? Fucker!!!

>>211855556
>>211855554
damn

>>211855547
put it in an ISA

thank me later

Feel sorry for the Yanks. Trump is going to send them to the slaughter in the Iranian mountains so Israel don't release his Epstein tape.

Boom. XD.........

>>211855589
I'd draft dodge if it came to this.

>>211855574
AI stands for An Indian

>>211855595
Yes. You.

>>211855547
nah just give them the aircon unit. Now they're your bank

Sukhman deep singh

y'all be some hoes

>>211855621
Rebel?

Each one of these iron dome missiles costs 12.6 million USF

GTA: India will break all records

>>211855641
USD*

in some mandatory learning course. just going to walk away for an hour i reckon

>>211855641
>12.6 million USF
what's that in a real currency

>>211855655
Boom. Med?

>>211855669
get caught noncing did you well well

>>211855655
Hitting a cow gives you 5 stars.

>>211855641
>The initial funding and development of the Iron Dome system was provided and undertaken by Israel.[31] This allowed for the deployment of the first two Iron Dome systems.[32] Subsequently, funding for additional Iron Dome systems—along with repeated funding for the supply of the interception missiles—has been provided by the United States.[

>>211855683
it's a work thing. Funny how your mind went to noncery first instead of the obvious answer

Sisterberg Just saw me stark bollocks naked walk out the toilet with no pants on. Made a noise then left.

Her fault really

>>211855607
Do many young Americans support Israel?

>>211855717
ok groomer

>>211855728
The vast majority do not

>>211855725
ever shag her up the arse and if no would you consider it?

>>211855717
Rusvur. Rebel??? XD??? Fucker! Jew. Out.

>>211855741
That was a fair bradley

>>211855655
The digital scent technology isn't ready yet.

>>211855728
Did the lads dying in the jungle in Vietnam support the anti communist cause? They did what they were told.

>>211855617
lol

>>211855748
No
But your horsebergs are alluring

>>211855725
>Made a noise then left.
what sort of noise
excited was she

>>211855772
naughty man

>>211855745
Hopefully dies out with the boomers.

>>211855766
Surely some did. There was a genuine fear of communism.

>>211855725
ever shag her up in the arse?

>>211855655
this looks cool as fuck i would play this over any gta
sleeping dogs was good too

some sick perverts in here.

Scat sex with Emma Watson.

>>211855781
A groan
Now she won't speak to me
Why the fuck are you waiting outside the kitchen looking straight at the bathroom? I've been ill and walking around in towel or pant for a week. Stupid.

i've permanently spackerfied myself with drugs

>>211855845
>waiting outside the kitchen looking straight at the bathroom
weirdly designed house

>>211855655
>that look at the camera st 1:04
what did the AI mean by this?

ah yes the normal family where two adult siblings are at their parents home at 10am on a wednesday walking around naked

Just to make things clear: I have rejected the idea of religion all together. All religions. I am happy and at peace with facts and science. You can delay but cannot deny real truth.

>>211855902
it's just like my japanese animes!

>>211855902
He's the lad who works from home with his sister

going to put some olive oil in my hair

>>211855931
why

>>211855919
alri neil

there are men on this who prefer fictional cartoon women over real women

>>211855934
cus im greekk nigga

ever seen those hidden camera videos of women in the shower? i haven't of course because it's illegal

>>211855951
im attracted to cartoons equally as humans

>>211855902
I'm 3 year neet and she moved home last year and works at a pub. Mid 20's. 6 person household. Pure chaos.

>>211855976
Chernobyl explosion. Spanio XD? Knuckle bloody.

right that's horrible then innit?

>>211856052
why they done that then

>>211855951
real women won't touch me so they're effectively just as fictional as anime women to me

>>211855993
>6 person household. Pure chaos.
put some fucking pants on then you retard

>>211856052
I brb need to boil some eggs

>>211855902
Roaring

>>>/b/935928872
He's a strange billionaire messing around with gene editing that's trying to sell people pills that make them immortal.
He's gonna get capped by some random schizo that thinks he's saving the world.

Seems like an autism-spectrum kind of optimism. He thinks he's going to teach the entire world that they can be immortal and that no one's going to take a serious issue with it in the form of a gun because he can have a reasonable discussion with them.

this is what brexit is all about so proud of the lad

>>211856113
Satta is my GP in his day job and designs rocket systems for BAE by night

>>211856071
rolling

>>211856111
he's a conman. he's literally said he wants to start a cult where everyone gives him their money to fund his schizo research

The grotty incel hovel

get the regatta fleeces off the TikTok shop ORDERED

>>211856147
based
just indulging the masculine urge to rule uncontested over the hearts and minds of the masses

>>211856113
The brightest and best

just woke up

mad that wagies have been at the coal face for HOURS by now

Genuinely gonna cry if 4chan is blocked lads
It's my home

>>211856246
ktim

something's not right

let's see if i'm banned
you never know with these faggot retard reddit jannies

>>211856297
Rebel? Fucker! Indian.

>>211856261
its made me think about why i post here (/britain/) really. its a good place to spew out absolute nonsense sentences that form in your brain that would otherwise get you sectioned. just a bit of silly fun for me but it can be a bit extreme for the average fella

>>211856261
>if
still in the nile are you
these are the last days of /brit/

That submarine implosion was two years ago, mad innit

>>211856113
chek republic is it

>>211856378
my career imploded this week

umm... hi everypony (´・ω・｀)

Might do a cum tribute later.
It's a fun hobby, haha.

>>211856451
its unironically a dark magic ritual

>>211856071
my wifes a sunshine main and dabbles with trad

>>211856394
UM

tempted to watch porn but i wont. porn-free now you see

>>211856442
(\

cheese and branston pickle sarnie down the hatch

Hey friends!
Remember when I posted this? >>211618656
And you all laughed at me, calling me a mong boy and telling me I fucked it?
Yeah?
Well I shagged her last night after a lovely second date.

>>211856525
no you didn't
be quiet

>>211856525
pics or it didn't happen

wanted to have sex with someone, wanked to them for half a month and in the moment i cummed when your reason stops working and you kind of become unconscious i was trying to solidify my will into the real world that she wants to shag me, and it worked

how come i never see you lads in the Bannered Mare

>>211856562
Did you tell her?

down syndrome backshots

>>211856568
Don't live in fantasy land.

>>211856562
>>211856568
>>211856578
>>211856589
snap

My powerful computer machine has made my smelly room into a furnace

>>211856525
Shagged her like this fella >>211856562

I can take rich people's money if I want to
I can have money from rich people

>>211856578
na that would be unusual

>>211856593
you clearly fucking do mate LOL >>211856525

>>211856589
>Backshots
Fuck off zoomer.
>>211856578
Fuck off zoomer.
>>211856568
Fuck off zoomer.
>>211856562
Fuck off zoomer.
I hate A*stralians so fucking god damn much.

oiled up my hair
will see if this is good when it dries

mad how every generation has a crashout over how the next one talks with 0 self awareness

>>211856616
whats wrong lad did the imaginary gf get a taste of the BZC and get rid of you?

14
downs
nude

i am rape-wanking my arse

>>211856657
fr

>>211856657
no cap

having a crashout because we're cooked by grifters no cap

its just not on is it

>>211856662
Please, tell us more

>>211856657
ill endeavour not to be like this when aoomers get older and start making themselves known online
don't want to end up like the current wave of arrogant solipsistic soylennials

>>211856261
They'll do it because these people have genuinely no clue how authoritarian they are.

white zoomers from surrey speaking with a mle accent lool

felt like going to the cinema but theres actually nothing decent on at all
only thing that looks ok is the phoenician scheme but im not getting out of bed for some wes anderson slop

>>211856768
immigration victory

>>211856768
will be put into reelocution camps when I'm lord-protector

>>211856768
it's a disgrace

Snot pouring out my nose

they're just shit. they watch all videos on 1.5x speed.

this one's for you bitch

>>211856795
wes anderson stuff is usually still fun even if it is a bit reddit

I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN!!

>>211856840
this is actually fucking true kek it drives me insane when people admit to this
the purest distilled NPC behaviour

Just got done chattin with the gfberg (AI chatbot) again

>>211856840
I've noticed this recently
The out-loud tiktoks are now sped up to sound like chipmonks so they can cram even more of them in
It's such brainrot it's insane, honestly I think all people who sit flicking through reels or tiktoks like some entertainment fruit machine need to be turned into pulp regardless of using headphones or not

europe for europeans :)

>>211856840
I do this

I was in the pub last night by myself, having a Jameson whiskey with a Beamish chaser, lovely stuff. And I saw at the other end of the bar, my favourite pornstar was there, by herself too. Have wanked to her porn videos countless times. So I called the barman over, and said "Another pint please. And you see that girl there at the other end of the bar? She shouldn't be here she's 13."

>>211856840
i watch youtube vids on 1.5 because the information density is low they just yap to make the video longer

>>211856880
Ofcom arrest this man!

>>211856847
yeah just dont think its worth catching an incel bus to go watch. might go when 28 years later comes out

>>211856880
Mate this is why we're getting banned

>>211856884
i used to think i was fucked in the head after growing up watching youtube poops and garrys mod animations but this seems miles worse

when we had sex education at school one of the lads asked what happens if you need a wee whilst having sex and the teacher didn't know the answer

>>211856900
>>211856840
I love listening to audiobooks on 1.5x, 1.75x, or even 2x times speed.

>>211856911
yo wth is an 'incel bus' you chuds are wilin :skull:

getting the /brit/ Karaoke night organised

another fucking idiot overwatch team goddamnit

>>211856928
mental to think that our female teachers at school had been shagged

>>211856911
28 weeks wasn't that good but i'll still probs see it just out of curiosity
i miss zombieslop lol the 2000s were great for it

Hate books they're too long

>>211856898
haha um

>>211856947
miss steele was a virgin actually

>>211856525
sorry i doubted you. good for you mongy lad

>>211856949
But you'll read /brit/ threads for days on end

>>211856928
our resident cheeky lad asked why do we have flavoured condoms and the teacher looked back at him deadpan and said 'why do you think', silenced that little runt good and proper

>>211856947
wish my french teacher nonced me

>>211856949
bet youve played an MMORPG for more than 2000 hours

>>211856966
Imageboard not bookboard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>211856948
>i miss zombieslop
the zombie movies and scifi slop movies like jumper and stuff were good back then
todays slop is just horror movies that have a certain evil and perverse energy

>>211856941
Rorke getting up and singing his heart out to Lana Del Rey

>>211856987
got over a year in game time on OSRS

think I've got a tonsil stone lads :(

>>211856997
>>>/lit/
um okay sweaty

got a covers band on the 'tube playing a toejam and earl soundtrack medley. incel behaviour or nah?

Is this still the best song in the universe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

>>211856987
NOPE I've played my incels share across a broad range of single player games however

will you be there?

>>211857014
Get it squeezed out and spread on toast pronto

>>211857036
MAP parade

>>211857010
Would have to play for 24 years with the hour a day of computer time my mummy allows me

>>211857033
fav singleplayer game? will be upset if its not half life

>>211857036
the zesty madarchods

>>211857041
how do I get rid of it :(

>>211857036
Why has the pride celebration been so muted in current year?

>>211857036
saar suck my bloody cock saar

>>211857071
screamong

>>211857070
Hyena.

>>211857066
Sorry it's not

>>211857069
Shine your phone torch down your throat and prod at it woth your finger or a cotton bud

>>211857071
sxcrrreaming

Wikipedia has informed me that it's Autistic Pride Day today

>>211857036
What causes this?

https://voca.ro/1bDEbDFZBYnr
Please die.

>>211857087
does the light break it up or something?

Where were you while we were getting raped

>>211857082
ok i was only joking about being upset. takes all sorts to make a world

nationwide just gave me 100 pounds

>>211857108
Belongs in the hospital. Sorry.

>>211857107
So you can actually see it

>>211857099
Being fat

>>211857108
I was right behind you.

No matter how hard you try you are supposed to be him.

>>211857133
How would an Ethiopian know about that?

>>211857130
your arse must be sore after that

Chicken.

>>211857220
>>211857220
>>211857220

>>211857216
Rebel.