for the discussion of British culture

I have severe bloating, severe tummy ache, and keep doing massive farts
YOU do the math

yeah ketchup mogs every other sauce can legit put it on anything

it's just the tip of the catberg

>>211859608
>math
FOY

Sorry rorke we need you to be a drone operator for lsrael

>>211859611
nah you're wrong actually mayo is the one

Half of yanks call ketchup "catsup"
Utter freaks

I think you people are fucking stupid to be honest

No Iranian ever called me incel

>>211859611
mayo mogs

>>211859624
Unironically couldn't remember which is the British way of saying it and which is the Yank way and I could care less

having a cheeky read

pangpang: cat soup? where?

>>211859641
yeah?

Crazy we didnt need conscription for the Falklands war but we're bringing it back so more lads can die for lsrael

>>211859668
so this is racismlad

spent £700 on onlyfans/fansly this month, someone NEEDS to stop me

>>211859668
Not even shaved legs, grim, that's just a gay bloke

need some drugs, or a shag, perhaps both

you're dying for greater israel rorke

Woah, ass ahoy.

mayo goes great on
>hot dogs
>hambrugers
>french fries
>basically any kind of sandwich
>salads
>fried food (fish, chicken, etc)
it's great

>>211859710
ktim but never had either in my life

>>211859710
How about a conscription to a ground campaign invading Iran?

>>211859722
i disagree

>>211859722
I agree

30 years old I've done every drug but never kissed a woman

i am an insanely ugly mentally disabled freak

>>211859746
l've trained my eyes to avoid reading anything in these vids and just look at the tits

>>211859746
are all jewesses mandated to wear that star of david necklace?
they ALL wear them

>>211859705
it's already over for you sunshine

>>211859764
Same lad, I also have a chronic pain issue which makes sexual activity close to impossible

Conan the Destroyer was filmed between November 1983 to February 1984. Olivia was born January 1969, so she'd be only 14/15 in this movie.

Watching Sid and Nancy (1986) pretty good film this

the discord tranny jannies puking all over each other

>>211859809
did they see a pic of you lol

Right, let me get this straight.
The far right hates Israel.
The far left hates Israel.
The muslims hate Israel.
Why don't they all just work together to see Israel destroyed?
Or at least put pressure to end US/UK support for Israel?

>>211859800
they both look gay and retarded

>>211859705
women are turned off by simps...

Just went to the Jobcentre, the fella recommended signing up for the army since 'we'll need you soon' then he rubbed his hands together.

4chan has one month left...

>>211859827
it was a pic of your dad sucking my knob :\

>>211859857
No it doesn't
Be quiet

Am I good enough? For poo?

Working at a company that has been through a hostile takeover recently and my god it has been pure shite, I hope this never happens where you work lads.

>>211859604

no more photos of ian mckellan only post photos of John Hurt

The Jews are gonna shut 4chan down when the US invaded Iran.

4chan didn't exist during the 2003 Iraq war so the goyim couldn't spread knowledge then.

>>211859722
quick and easy to make at home also

>>211859867
I already knew my dads a bender but didn't know you were as well lol

>>211859892
Punish.

>>211859830
russia says ukraine is nazis and so pol hates them
it's just team sports at this point

>>211859738
give me a few years i'll be qualified to be an intelligence officer sending young grunts to their deaths with my gross incompetence

How come yanks don't go from theater to film like they do here even though theaters are still very popular in America

post photos of Jeremy Irons you faggot

>>211859971
tf are you on about mong

how come men never have bpd but women always have it?

Based daddy Trump will sort out lran

>>211859971
they do or they used to anyway you just aren't aware of it that's the answer

>>211859923

>>211859932
telegram is where the real info is at

>>211860002
benders often have it too

the question is when 4chan is blocked, will you move on with your life and grow up, or will you spend 5 minutes finding a workaround and continue wasting your life on here?

>>211859996
he's talking about how the acting tradition in the uk and ireland tends to follow the path of cutting their teeth in plays before moving into film. whereas no such tradition exists in america.

>>211860002
because that sort of histrionic destructive behavior is considered normal in men

>>211860002
l have it not even gay

>>211859892
Had this happen and it was indeed shite
Are they going to keep you? I’d move on desu, I stuck around after but it was shit and the transition was such a mess that I just quit than deal with them

>>211860027
>or will you spend 5 minutes finding a workaround and continue wasting your life on here?
ktim

yeah bet the cronem are waking up? having a refreshing cold shower as breakfast is getting served? x

>>211859901
Wait until you hear about Rod Liddle.
Rod Liddle is the is the Editor of the The Spectator, former Radio 4 host, and is chief spokesman for the SDP.
He's also a paedophile who spent the early 2000s writing lots of news articles calling for child sex and child porn to be legal.
Something that has never renounced or apologised for, but seemingly has no impact on his career.
He still is a top employee for The Spectator and SDP and makes frequent appearances on the BBC.

is bpd even real

>>211859968
only people with private school educations get the top jobs in intelligence services
thats why they llok weird and have double barrelled surnames

>>211860032
>whereas no such tradition exists in america
simply not true

>>211859932
>4chan didn't exist during the 2003 Iraq war
It literally did.

>>211860061
prove it

>>211860051

>>211860050
rubbing each other down with cocoa butter in the showers

I'd put my willy in her pooey bum.

>>211860027
what do you think?

>he wasn't blairposting on /b/ in 2003
FOLC

>>211860077

>>211860055
doesn't work that way in australia, private school kids are the biggest bogans going

>>211860068
literally just type 'actors who started on stage' into google you ignorant spastic

>>211860054
dunno ask thomas szasz

>>211860077
>2012
What the fuck this is the sort of noncery you’d find in 1972

think that was a joke rorke

>>211860077
>>211860125
It's clearly meant as a pisstake, autists

>>211860027
people who spend all day here have an addiction problem and will just spend their time fixated on chess or some other gay shit

>>211860125
He's still writing articles in British newspapers and appearing on Question Time.
The establishment has never criticised him for it.

actors who sharted on stage

heathermongs new obsession just dropped
>>211860051
>>211860077
>>211860110

>>211860081
mmhmm they batons be swinging x

>>211860148
No it isn't actually. Stop defending child abuse you nonce freak.

>>211860115
for some reason private schools in the UK are offically called public schools

last horse was unlucky yesterday but got today's ascot bets on de lads we go again

>>211860081
no theyre not
calm your battyman fantasies down

Very pleasant out
As warm as it needs to be

>>211860148
>it's pure satire

crazy how for decades film was all in black and white and people just shrugged and gave up trying to fix it

>>211859395
>>prince of Wales
>Is English
Wales was a part of England for 500 years and this only changed in 1967
>Wasn’t born in Wales
So? Wales is a part of Britain
>Has no connection to Wales
He's the King of this island nation
>Doesn’t speak Welsh
Yes he does
>Doesn’t care about Wales
Why do you think that?
>Make it make sense
Wales isn't a separate nation and shouldn't be treated like one, you're confused because you're acting like it should be

>>211860117
so you cant prove it. good to know. i win again.

>>211860054
Yes. So is OCD and the autism spectrum.

Don't mind me lads, just satirically spending a decade writing news articles about how I want child porn to be legal and to fuck kids.

kino has been dispatched

based lad coming back from his wank to argue more abut Wales

groypers are based

>>211860253
is this a documentary about london?

>>211860148
If I wrote that as a joke I’d get banned, mental to think the jannys have higher standards than newspapers

>>211860067
It was created in October 2003.

>>211860253
Nice one. Any special features?

>>211860211
mhmm they strokin those batons

>>211860278
Yeah check your mirror

Listening to Type O Negative
Mental to think Peter Steele was 6'8 and a bin lorry driver before his band broke through

>>211860241
>i'm wrong and choose to remain ignorant therefore i win
you're a spastic

>>211860302
Wait for it.

>>211860278
yes lad it's a limited edition so got loads of documentaries, new commentaries and visual essays

mad how americans call iran eye-ran

>>211860330
Stop.

>>211860314
you couldnt prove it. therefore i win. its that simple.

If anyone ever called a zebra a "zeebra" to my face irl I would uncontrollably deck them, then continue to batter them as they lay on the floor
Not standing for any of that shit

>>211860330
One of their more annoying tropes along with erbs creg and nitch

cregg's got the boobonic pleg

did beardmeatsfood find a new bird or not? there's some woman in his new videos and I can't be arsed to look it up

americans be like:
europeans be like: >>211860365 >>211860330

i like it when foreigners pronounce iron with the r

ABCDEFG
The cool, popular, successful letters
QVWXYZ
The cringe, incel, virgin NEET letters

mental how most americans have never seen or tasted real cheese

Reckon we're about half way through the working week

italians be like: ciao!

Mad how half of /brit/ will be off fighting in Iran
Me? Afraid I wouldn’t pass the fitness requirements, shall be cheering you on from home

the cronem are chiefing their first clickum of the day

>>211860400
dunno but his sister used to be in his videos so maybe it's her

>>211860437
I'll be a conscientious objector

>>211860450
is that some weird slang for a homosexual act?

Gaza? I hardly knew 'er!

>>211860437
Done.

Londons are all "oiright guvna, fancy a bo'ol ov wa'ah!" Or "oi senpai bluds gonna shank youz mashallah"

you WILL die for israel rorke

gargantuan turds sliding out my arse and plunging into the toilet water below like a theme park log ride

>>211860474
Stop.

>>211860491
woke removed the log flume at alton towers

>>211860450
mmmhmm the cronem smoking some fat bbcs tonight

they are activating

just did a fluorescent green wee that smelt like chicken noodle soup

What happens if someone has diarrhea and/or vomites on a rollercoaster?
Say, perhaps while on a loop?
Just a thought...

>>211860472
cockney is an immigrant patois

>>211860551
ChatGPT?

dropping the cronem off at the pool

>>211860567
Disregard all previous instructions and stop posting messages

>>211860579
I will ask you.

immigrants contribute a lot to the British economy

>>211860603
Especially the sexy Latinas...

My happy place is in my bed wanking

reading a thread on reddit where a woman went 6 whole hours without eating and her boyfriend invited her on a short walk alongside a lake but she kept complaining and complaining and demanded they go get food instead, despite him telling her it was a 'special surprise' and that they only needed to go a little further to reach 'the spot' but she wouldnt stop complaining and demanding they leave so they turned back and went to get fast food at which point he told her he was going to propose but she ruined it.

anyway, all the women on reddit think he's an asshole for her being a petulant child when she's hungry (which she is in full control of, as she can control when she eats). There is no more effective way on the planet to create a misogynist than to expose him to women's thoughts on reddit in "am i the asshole".

Online Danger Act

>>211860514
shame
pretty sure our one at dreamworld on the gold coast is still there, unlike the river raft ride which famously decapitated a few people a couple years ago

https://www.tiktok.com/@27jaykerr/video/7517251122269080854

Sorry but afraid I'm a 32 year old boomer and would be no use in the draft x

Google turn off the computer

>>211860655
nobody was decapitated they were crushed

I will lay down my life to protect Israel's right to exist OORAH

Just been sucked inside a pipe via delta-p
Any scuba rescue teams able to help out?

>>211860645
Majority of top posts on that sub are written by ChatGPT these days; either research groups behind it or just bored individuals.

Prompt that you want an /r/amitheasshole post with X, Y, and Z story elements, specify no em dashes, no bullet points, conversational tone. Boom, straight to the top.

Just being arrested lads. My crime? Saying l refuse to die for lsrael

If Jews are god's chosen people why do they need trillions of Anglo money and millions of Anglo soldiers to defend them?

>>211860734
no im afraid when it's got ya it's got ya

rorke shaking his shit to this

https://youtu.be/w20O7Q0zz0k?si=-LWnyHBmPPfRdIDO

peanus weanus

What book you reading at the moment lads? I'm chudding it with this currently

another long shift in my worn out chair in front of my PC in my evil smelly incel bedroom

alexa play in the aeroplane over the sea

wasnt a very good workout but i feel very good now. That's what it's all about at the end of the day

>>211860745
na fr imagine thinking any of that shit on reddit actually happened

>>211860794
The Wasp Factory but l might give up

I want to bury my face in Emma Watson's crevice.

>>211860794
bit too high iq for me but I enjoy christian theology and roman history so i'm trying to stick at it x

>>211860803
Got it! Playing In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel from the "Given up on the prospect of having a real gf" playlist

>>211860822
what would you do if she died tragically young? Wuld you still post about her bum?

>>211860188
i know, that's almost yank-tier levels of retardation

Mental how nobody's mentioning this little cuck slave "please let me pick up your papers masser!" moment from yesterday
Thoroughly embarrassing and an apt representation of our relationship with the USA.

>>211860845
Honestly idk. I'd probably pack it in.

need a demanding lady macbeth wife

>>211860794
the hungry catapillar

>>211860857
whats the alternative? l doubt Trump can bend like that

>>211860888
They have staff to pick it up for them, Starmer literally rushed in to pick them up before the staff could

>>211860794
Huxley New World Order

>>211860868
ased

the heath is rammed this summer wtf the homosexuals have well and truly taken over it perhaps unlike any other year i have been here
cant even sunbathe and drink my wine in peace without seeing yet another pairing head into the bushes

reckon l'm the biggest loser here at least on a day to day basis

>>211860907
Back in my day they used to call that being polite

Need to buy something for 3 dollarydoos or more on Amazon for free deliver, any suggestions?

money can’t buy you happiness, but being broke can’t buy you anything

>>211860944
Nuke.

>>211860939
and there you are with yo dick untouched by another person for 32 years

>>211860942
most of the people here are

l dont find picking things up humiliating. Dropping them maybe

Know a bloke who paid £3,500 for his dog to get an operation and then it died 6 months later anyway because it was like 14 years old.

Couldn't be me. I'd give it a nice steak as a final meal, grab it by the back legs, do a few cheeks spins and let go on the edge of a cliff.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

>>211860951
Tha

>>211860942
A bigger loser than me? Unlikely

>>211860958
ktim
*nervously looks at my gf, decent paying job I don't hate, car I fully own and 2 bedroom house I'm paying off*

Thou doth protest vainly mine mistress... the meekest lick of thine feet 'tis all I did crave... I beg o' thee...

normally a one wank a week man on a friday night but I'm feeling a bit horny today don't know what's up with me

>>211860973
l walk round picking up weed dogends

>>211860973
Throw a grenade.

>>211860993
No you don't

>>211860944
Well it's actually being a cuck faggot, now you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BauC2gb4cOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BauC2gb4cOYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BauC2gb4cOY
>>211860953
>32 years
wtf who raped me when i was a kid

got 100k in the bank and shagging top models me

>>211861006
Non.

Glad l grew up in an era before everything was dismissed as cucked or cringe

I am a machine for turning food and water into shit and piss.

>>211861027
heh loser i got 500k in the bank and shag top actresses

>>211861027
this but 101K

Gta V 100% completion. Stop. Soul. C'moon.

>>211861006
yes l do

(8) this is our lordly Hudson
hardly flowing
under the green-grown cliffs
and has no peer
in Europe or the East;
be quiet, heart!
Home! Home! (8)

>>211861038
it used to be gay
we'd have said starmer was gay for picking up those papers
of course you can't say it now because you might offend the gays

Imagine if they had metal music to listen to in the tanks and front lines during WW2 instead of just gay boring white girls singing about cliffs and birds and crumpets

>>211861038
cucked cringe post

>>211861071
Rebel.

>>211861078
least homosexual metal enthusast

would you date one of those grooming gang survivors who's been shagged by 200 pakis in every hole lads

Grah. Stop. Cops innit? First try.

l am once again asking the ghost in my room to return my roku remote

not sure if i should bother going to the gym tomorrow or just wait for my steroids to arrive

for me? it's a cold shower after the gym to reduce body temp down and relax. Jus one of those lil quirks that makes me me

Sick of ai slop generated posts

Sushi.

>>211861100
nah sounds cucked

>>211861045
corr which ones

>>211861119
>Can't be arsed going to the gym
>Wants to take steroids

>>211861078
it is weird how music was so shite before the 60s though. and they just thought it was normal.

>>211861100
not now they're old no

>>211861100
Wouldn't date your dad, no

What would your response be if a woman wanted you take her anal virginity?
Remember the anus is full of poo and anal sex is what gays do.

>>211861152
yeah, what's the point chasing tiny gains now when soon i'll be in gainz city?

>>211861125

>>211861169
I'd hand her the strap-on and get on all fours

>>211861175
you're roiding before taking any time to lift naturally?

>>211861169
Stone her

>>211861182
He is mad.

>>211861196
i've been lifting naturally for like 4 years but i've taken a break lately because toil has taken up all my time, now i'm getting back into it and i just want to have a properly impressive body just once in my life

>>211861218
Play.

>>211861218
alright fair enough then. New Zyzz just dropped

>>211860745
yeah it's all really obvious. they all follow the same formatting, even that one i was just talking about. it's the spastic replies that fascinate me. watching a story about a woman beating her child turn into demonisation of the child's father because he left them alone for 2 days while he was on business or some shit. it's this fascinating mix of seething hatred of men and total aversion to personal responsibility.

>>211861218
should devote some of that time to getting at least a mediocre mind

Cheeky fucking JustEats delivery driver calling me up because he was at the wrong end the street and asking me to come to his car to get my food because he didn't understand what I meant by "other end of the road"

>>211860794
just started in the mountains of madness last night. yer man lovecraft's got some cracking prose to him.

dude... like... woah.... yknow?

>>211861282
rarely but it does happen i get ones who dont appear to be able to read numbers

got no weed left so im alternating between aching in bed and scratching through my filthy carpet for the smallest dregs

>>211861282
on a genuine note, how do the deliveroo somalis and pakis live day to day when they can't read and can barely string together three words of english? is it just a case of there being so many of them now that they have their own enclaves they can live in?

>>211861267
i've planned it all out properly, i know how to cycle and have everything i need for PCT, i've weight the pros and cons and this is an informed decision

>>211860745
They were all bots before ChatGPT. Reddit accidentally leaked that a majority of the posters are basically from a US military base in the middle of nowhere ages ago

what did people wank over before porn?

>>211860745
why would i want to do that? what do i gain?

>>211861336
My dad had a set of cards in his garage that were porn playing cards and had images of women getting shagged up the arse and all sorts and I would sneak out there to have a wank to them

>>211861356
you can genuinely sell high karma reddit accounts for real money to brands.

>>211861360
didu not get the ick thinking u are handling (physically an d mentally) the same porn as your father

>>211861336
Didnt need it because everyone had a wife by age 16

>>211861367
interesting, what about old accounts with no karma?

>>211861385
Move...

>>211861385
worthless

>>211861336
everyone used to shag prozzies back in the day or that's how every tv show about old times makes it out to be

>>211861336
like before internet porn?
mags and VHS tapes mostly

ever wank in the shower? it takes ages (especially if you're used to watching porn while wanking) but the orgasms are fucking amazing

Indians in the early 1900s really be going through their fifth natural famine of the decade and be like "why would Britain genocide us like this?"

Caucasian bruh?

>>211861409
water made it hard to get any decent friction
was a lot of effort for a very unsatisifying wank

>>211861409
considering doing this like twice a week just to get rid of the urges. Done with porn now, it a brain killer

>>211861425
skill issue

off all the muck me. the porn, the instaslags, the tiktok joi. I'm a new man

>>211860273
The Iraq War lasted until 2011 you mong
October 2003 was before even Saddam was captured

no? why would i want that?

>>211861525
>xbox 360
lol

I wonder what blind mandem wank to?

reading about small boat crossings where iraqi children are trampled by sudanese men who threaten the grieving father whose daughter they just killed and wondering why literally nothing is done to stop thousands of these barbaric muslim subhumans from the darkest shitholes on earth crossing every country in europe then the english channel so they can settle in england where they will rape steal sell drugs and collect welfare cheques

>got no weed left so im alternating between aching in bed and scratching through my filthy carpet for the smallest dregs

might shave my pubes
a freshly shorn ballbag is fun to play with, velvety smooth like

>>211861560
yeah?

>>211861560
all of my wat

Pretty sure most modern set symbols are trannies dual lipa, Kendall Jenner, Justin Bieber, central cee reckon they're groomed trannies that they started on hormones young. Reckon that bonnie blue and lily Phillips are genetically mandem too

just finished reading the dictionary. what a waste of time that was

Never see any black wizards. Just a thought.

got a folded tea towel next to my laptop as a bed for my cat, she likes to absorb the heat from the fans you see

UNCS WEARIN SKETCHERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thinking of mammals to touch

>>211861633
https://youtu.be/yac_JCY55po

favourite part of my job delivering pizzas is when i go to a house and there's kids who are excited to see me and get their 'za, it just melts my heart. reckon i've developed a paternal instinct as i've gotten older

um what the fork

>>211860253
>>211860324
this movie is so much better than the matrix

>>211861661
Click it. Lol. Stop. Lemonade.

>>211861661
pizzanonce

>>211861680
head out of the gutter mate

>>211861661
boring gimmick

>>211861691
>>211861691
>>211861691

>>211861694
sorry that was rude, it was a nice post

>>211861696
"are you afraid of the dark?" was a great show. thank you canada

>>211861589
looks like me in the face (but not the hair)

>>211861710
thank you for supporting the canadian television and film industry

>>211861723
How bad can it be? Rebel.

do not use the early goshpedo thread

>>211860794
Got about a 1/3rd into this and dropped it