ยฃ35 greggs order from ubereats for lunch
So, how many Brits do you reckon will die "defending Israel" by killing Iranian kids?
>>211861745zero now grow up you complete bore
call me retarded but i unironically just realized โLooneytoonsโ literally comes from โLooney Cartoonsโ
facts
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>>211861755Fuck off Starmer, you aren't welcome here
>>211861760>call me retardedwe already knew that from your flag
https://youtu.be/5Z2lp7LJ4-k?si=DRe_7kkTMkbPiyx3
>>211861776you have an entire board for your boring drivel now kindly fuck off back to it you little freak
>>211861727the tale of the dead man's float scared the piss out of me as a kid, i still think about it sometimes when i'm in the shower
>>211861782floored that yank cunt
>>211861796cry more faggot, can't wait for you to get deployed
dunno what it is about reading books that makes me fall asleep within seconds but it's eztremely irritating and I can never find a good time to just read
>>211861760it's looney tunes, einstein
>>211861823off you pop already tah tah don't come back
nuclear warhead just flew over my house
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>it's looney tunes, einstein
>>211861854you will die for israel, byeee
>>211861886on you go lad your little chud board awaits x
>more blacks
>more dogs
>more irish
how is this a real thing
>>211861775uh oh. its spreading
of course you morons are using this thread
what a bunch of dumb faggots
>>211861913it's not chuddy to not want to die for israel
what military base are you stationed at right now lad? are you going in the first wave? or are you just on the internet propaganda team?
>>211861960oh you're still here? time to leave already lad bye bye for now x
take your meds and fuck off to your containment board
>>211861849it's actually merry melodies
a ripoff of disney's silly symphonies
Love watching a good exchange between two posters who are both being ironic and both know the other is being ironic but still continue to reply to each other as if they don't know that.
dunno what it is about posting on brit that makes me fall asleep within seconds but it's gnfkjerglv ege;34irg34vgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>211861972why do you love israel so much?
>>211861782decimated that freak
tell you what lads, it ain't cold
>>211861929bet she got HEAVILY downvoted for that one
I have premature ejaculation and cum in under 1 minute
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>>211862053Who do you call mr sucker?
crikey its a bit fucking warm isnt it
might get a wank going here
Been to a poundland, got slightly injured.
https://alexamenos.bandcamp.com/album/united-nations
>>211862145your life is so sad and grim lol
hot smelly and sticky in my sweaty one bed incel flat
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>your life is so sad and grim lol
>>211862168And so is yours
>>211862156Yep this is me
can't find anything interesting to wank to :/
>>211862188Rebel. Punish.
off out to the bollock museum
Why? What a waste of fucking time. Not as if we can do anything about it, it's out of our control. Why not spend your time fixing the cost of energy or nationalise water companies you fucking waste of space.
>>211862245The chairs in the COBRA room are very comfy and lunch is always good there
>>211861834pavlovian response.
your parents probably read to you as a kid before molesting you in your sleep
>>211862245His wife is jewish
>>211862202i got you pal https://artofzoo.com/
snap1
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>>211862156>white women with big arsesYes
>alcohol Yes
>negro concussion ballErm, no thanks x
>>211862156um but the chad will die for lsrael while rorke will post memes so who really wins?
>>211862156haven't the foggiest what any of that yank shit means
Heathermong has picked up a new obsession I see
iโm named after a Simpsons character
>haven't the foggiest what any of that yank shit means
>>211862311timmy's crush LOL
Timmy Murphy holding the camera
>>211862359Lisa it's your birthday
happy birthday lisa
>>211862270Unironically what do they have?
Beautiful day outside but just closed the curtains in my smelly incel room to drink my smelly incel alcohol and play smelly incel video games
>>211862377LOL sup crodie
it almost 3pm, the waggydem are focused
Katie waiting for di bell to ring so she can rush to di brixton traphouse
>>211862421i don't think incels should drink, it's too much of a normies activity
>>211862421what smelly incel video games are you playing mate
>>211862398no my name is Moe
>>211862359alri bumblebee man
>>211861691 (OP)I have the same coffee cup kek
Omar waiting at the gates for 3pm
Why does a blonde hair, blue eyed Jew from Brooklyn or Long Island want to move to Gaza?
Remember when all the footy players were kneeling for black NHS workers or summin
>>211862377What brought you to this place? Why are you like this?
just done a freudian shit
currently drinking alone and running the model trains if thats alright with you lads
>>211862525why would 19th century British aristocrat men want to leave the Cotswolds and live in fucking India? who knows
>>211862548The pizza: a pizza
The eels: me
>>211862535Remember when the ira killed your uncle
>>211862525Religious reasons
Everyone focuses on the Paki rape gangs
Why is nobody focusing on another famous rape gang... the royal rape gang?
The Windsors, or Saxe-Coburg-Gothas, are full of paedophiles and rapists.
And not a single one has faced prosecution or prison...
>>211862548the pizza: one of my posts
the ells: you lot giving me (you)s
remember when they tried to gaslight us in to thinking the kneeling was for diversity or equality or something
>>211862431mmhmm dey aching for grippydem x
>>211862245Supporting Israel is not a policy decision.
>she tight alphonse, she tight!
>>211862626finally a good post
>>211862586I'm oirish laddy my uncle hid some IRA guy in his farm after he blew up a train or summin
WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL WINDSOR RAPE GANG????
He buss it open
Bleedin clartin everywhere
>>211862626seen a webm of one of these things with its wilbert out
mum is out with the girls tonight. have to make my own dinner.
the cronem stroking each others shit in the gherkin showers
the cronem need to eat before meeting katy
>>211862626the humble deerpig of darkest peru
>>211862708>>211862717am i having a brain anuerism or is this a new gimmick ive missed
>when you feel the hymen give way
>chatting up a black girl from hinge
>start sexting
>she sends me a video of her arching her back
>says she โwants to watch me nutโ and to unironically โsend a nut video sound onโ
>>211862755well did you send a nut video with sound on?
>>211862735breh been living under aryes rock
>>211862755Repent for the kingdom of God is nigh
>>211862772yea but i didnt make any noises lol, idk what she was expecting
>>211862717mmhmm food from a black owned business x
>>211862755Are you Irish American?
>>211862774the blackies called it uluru you fucking racist chud i cant believe youve done this
>>211862791Looks like someone learned to wank when he had to keep quiet
>>211862755don't do it mate she'll send it to all her friends and they'll laugh at you
>>211862755Best Timmy culd do
>>211862821what man didnt kek
Timmy seeing Keisha and thinking he Chad now omds
>>211862844You can't get any women
Swear my cock is shrinking, especially when floppy
excellent news! the hymens snapped
My Willard grew to its adult size at around 13yo and stopped growing
>>211862883Kenneth the Norwegian whom I am talking with right now.
met a bloke with the last name Grug lmao
wh*te bois reduced to dating keishas cus all the white girls been taken by black kings
>>211862910Get help heathermong
>>211862900don't think mine grew since I was about 7 always been 2.5" flaccid 4.5" erect
gbl
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Mr Grug
>>211862755Irish American sending pictures of his dick to Keisha
Like pottery
>>211862947reminds me how my ex gf used to call me her little homunculus
thousands of hymens about to endure violence
>>211862947Plumber. Actually block.
>>211862755You'll get blackmailed lmao
>>211862910LOL oh my days state of that
Thinking about becoming a professional DJ on a cruise ship.
im probably one of the least successful people on this board. pisses me off there are people with thriving careers posting here.
what is it with this site and interracial porn fantasies
>>211862972grippy white girl hymens
only the best for cronem kings
sometimes they forget they're on 4chsn instead of reddit
>>211863003>or perhaps you are a wedding DJ?wish I could be an HRmong
Need her poo in my mouth.
the air horn while golfers tee off prank remains the funniest thing Jackass ever did
Feel like my otherwise quite pleasant life is on the verge of some sort of horrible collapse
>>211863063>Assad, 7 December 2024
According to Press Secretary Alastair Campbell's diary, Blair often read the Bible before taking any important decisions. He states that Blair had a "wobble" and considered changing his mind on the eve of the bombing of Iraq in 1998
whats heathermong gonna do when 4chan gets shut down? go around stapling print-outs of these photos to telephone poles?
>>211863063could have made this post much better by misspelling pleasant as pheasant.
Mental how being obese is literally the root cause of 90% of major health problems and yet there are still millions of people in the UK happy to waddle around in this state
>>211863032big fan of the toy train poo arse volcano meself
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14 onyx heinously administering -2 quicktap
things will never be the same for timmy
>>211863031That seems more like a "Want" than a "Need"
most of my money goes to evil psychopaths
descaling the kettle aren't i
>>211863113Fair enough, I WANT Emma Watson's poo in my mouth.
>>211863175ought to descale a clue instead
not long left in the world for wfh email chads I reckon. we're all just pinging copilot prepared emails back and forth. luckily toilberg is quite thick so probably still got a few years left of the good life
>>211861834sounds low iq issue
back from a three day ban lads
iran have an elder scroll
Trannies can no longer mutilate children in Tennessee.
https://x.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1935341787683635266
>>211863208Got copilot to write a script based on my slides for a presentation to a governance board earlier, guarantee no one knew any different
if I were omnipotent my favourite method if interplanetary transportation would be scaling my size up until I can reach the destination with my hand and then scaling myself down with my hand as an anchor so in the destination point it would look like as if a giant finger appeared in the sky and then a giant man pulled closer and shrinked to a normal size.
>>211863248mossad have reportedly trapped odaaving in dragonsreach
>>211863254How many have they mutilated in the past?
love turning old memes into videos
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timmy will never reach there...
>>211862910that looks kind of cool ngl
hymen expansions are being administered
>>211863352Responsible for a stock market crash, a recession, and a bubble. Most fuck ups in one career imaginable.
>>211863348don't call her a niggle
>>211863291would like to see how this kino plays out
>>211863373he saved the dollar from total collapse
TRUMP on the South Lawn tells reporters on possible US strike against Iran "I may do it, I may not do it. Nobody knows what I'm gonna do."
little orange retard will do fuck all lol little pussy faggot
>little orange retard will do fuck all lol little pussy faggot
bad start to the day at ascot lads could do with one look winning in the next
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they're merciless, and quite violent at the gherkin...
>>211863444i look like this
passed 1 of 3 Cybersecurity practice exams for today. Got the real thing tomorrow morning
>>211863248tucker carlson leading the stormcloaks
>>little orange retard will do fuck all lol little pussy faggot
i like the cello and oud because they sound very wooden
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all london street webcams are offline
>>211863208desu I find it all very hollow, would like to do a job that has some meaning or something that is constructive and produces something tangible
>>211863417cor imagine if he strikes israel
scenes
just seen an eight foot tall man walk past my window
want to have a wank but im instead having a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob
local news reported on a mosque fire and local pakis are openly issuing death threats against people who Haha reacted
Police will probably do nothing, 2 tier and that
>>211863565arab guitar of sorts
Great thanks for that Mr president
spotted in london five guys
>>211863551US attacking another defeneslss desert country isnt interesting
>>211863543we don't have any of those jobs in this country
trump meeting up with netanyahu and fus ro dahing him off the stage
>>211863592Horrible shape (or lack thereof)
Hate workplaces in this country.
You try and show any initiative that benefits the company for a tiny amount of spending and you get hit with "WAAAHHHHHH TOO EXPENSIVE".
Why are the British so tight fisted?
>>211863592All that meat for the mandingo missles...
>>211863592if you find that arousing you lowkey need to grow up
>>211863592love love LOVE a big arsed woman but that shit looks like two bean bags full of cottage cheese
>>211863592she saw a cronem flipping burgers in the back and readjusted
>>211863259kek I used it to write marketing quotes from senior executives, it's great at word soup
Playing legend of Zelda breath of the wild
>>211863615wartime rationing for like 10 years after ww2 mindraped you all a little bit into thinking being a broke ass nigga is something to look up to
>Playing legend of Zelda breath of the wild
when we post here trying to get (You)s, is it actually any different than stacey posting a selfie on instagram?
>>211863653Approve? Polen.
>>211863716a (you) gained
>>211863645she's curve and has a bubble butt. might be a bit flabby but genetically she's won.
>>211863724I am retarded.
>>211863791damn you got me (not brown just can't spell)
>>211863767If she's curvy then why does she need to squash her shapeless flabby arse into athletic shorts to have anything resembling curves
when u finally found a good show to binge watch and two gay niggas just start kissing out of nowhere
Seems like Ireland is happier than Britain
a small shapely bum is better than a big arse
also a big soft milf bum is good too
but those athletic arses from squatting 5000kg every day are grotesque
>>211863851Curvy means high hip to waist ratio. Bubble butt means naturally big arse without having to exercise. She has both. But needs to tone up a bit. Either way I would plunge my tongue 6 miles up her arsehole.
>>211863879the ideal:
small bum
flat tum
b cup boobs
so fucking gay that i'm probably going to die a lame incel death in a cold sterile hospital room as a 98 year old rather than flying a spitfire over the english channel and being shot down by nazis and dying a hero
>>211863879Remy Lacroix is god tier because of this
>>211863883True. Index...
haven't been keeping up with the news, is the UK gonna lose Northern Ireland anytime soon or nah
>>211863979oh my days rorke what were you thinking
>>211863915>flat tumyou are a homosexual
>>211863892>Curvy means high hip to waist ratio.No it doesn't. Curvy is having a curved shape. Her arse is just fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmmTiqBqvEw&ab_channel=Teenus
What was this all about then?
>>211863984Not really on the cards any time in the next 10 years, no
I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW FLAK JACKET AND A PAIR OF KINKY BOOTS
>>211864028Sometimes I feel like doing this to printers
Just seen a nonce sting in america whereby the bully the guy into calling his wife on loudspeaker to explain that he tried to meet a 14 year old boy for sex
Gotta say, their noncehunts lack the humour of ours but they are in a fucking different league for brutality
a lot of those leggings have padding in them now apparently so you can't really trust an arse
>>211864015I know. 10. Blind? Did I stutter?
>>211864069Not really a fan of the ones where they just beat them up
>>211864069normies crave brutal violence for entertainemnt its like modern day roman colosseum shit if you think about it
>>211864114enjoysd this post
horny cocker and the philosphers sex arse
got rangebanned yesterday for posting two niggas kissing
those posts really get on janny's nerves for some reason
>>211864114Bodied that eloquent tarq
no modern-day vigilante noncehunter will ever match the sheer hilarity of the original to catch a predator series tbqh
and the latest from the grangler
really pissed off at my idiot overwatch team
>>211864192died from being a virgin
>>211864208play a better game
>>211864222Fucking hate canadians
>>211864190DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM lives rent free in my head
>>211864190Missed... Seek help. Polen...
>>211864255for me its I CANT CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL
>>211864190Fucking screaming at some of these
>>211864246anything else really
>>211864249why
>whereby
alri gary neville
>hey buddy just play a fwickin better game, guy
>>211863592how is it possible to have such a thin waist and such a cellulite arse
>>211864307All whinging annoying cunts like yourself you need shot the lot of you
>>211864190but he's not gay
For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to doโthis I keep on doing.
Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
>>211864422doo da doo doo
getting that summer feeling
https://youtube.com/shorts/-dfw332lDR8?si=jlVxUVTyzGtnWRWM
imbibing a succent Japanese lager beer
meant to say succulent who gives a shitew
think i put too much olive oil in my hair
>>211864449That was such a good song, generational
just went nigger mode on my mum
>>211864556Does this mean you shagged her
>>211864422blessed be to god