Thread 211861691

Wednesday edition

>>211861691 (OP)
Polen.

£35 greggs order from ubereats for lunch

>>211861691 (OP)
Polen.

So, how many Brits do you reckon will die "defending Israel" by killing Iranian kids?

>>211861729
Za za?

>>211861745
zero now grow up you complete bore

call me retarded but i unironically just realized “Looneytoons” literally comes from “Looney Cartoons”

little fucking slut

>>211861755
Fuck off Starmer, you aren't welcome here

>>211861760
>call me retarded
we already knew that from your flag

>>211861776
you have an entire board for your boring drivel now kindly fuck off back to it you little freak

>>211861727
the tale of the dead man's float scared the piss out of me as a kid, i still think about it sometimes when i'm in the shower

>>211861782
floored that yank cunt

>>211861796
cry more faggot, can't wait for you to get deployed

dunno what it is about reading books that makes me fall asleep within seconds but it's eztremely irritating and I can never find a good time to just read

>>211861760
it's looney tunes, einstein

>>211861823
off you pop already tah tah don't come back

nuclear warhead just flew over my house

>>211861854
you will die for israel, byeee

>>211861886
on you go lad your little chud board awaits x

>more blacks
>more dogs
>more irish
how is this a real thing

>>211861775
uh oh. its spreading

of course you morons are using this thread
what a bunch of dumb faggots

On the nofap, you see.

>>211861913
it's not chuddy to not want to die for israel
what military base are you stationed at right now lad? are you going in the first wave? or are you just on the internet propaganda team?

>>211861960
oh you're still here? time to leave already lad bye bye for now x

>>211861929
tea emoji

take your meds and fuck off to your containment board

>>211861849
it's actually merry melodies
a ripoff of disney's silly symphonies

Love watching a good exchange between two posters who are both being ironic and both know the other is being ironic but still continue to reply to each other as if they don't know that.

dunno what it is about posting on brit that makes me fall asleep within seconds but it's gnfkjerglv ege;34irg34vgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>211861972
Open it up.

>>211861972
why do you love israel so much?

>>211862006
>>211862006
>>211862006
>>211862006

>>211861782
decimated that freak

tell you what lads, it ain't cold

>>211861929
bet she got HEAVILY downvoted for that one

I have premature ejaculation and cum in under 1 minute

>>211862052
grow up

>>211862053
Who do you call mr sucker?

crikey its a bit fucking warm isnt it

>>211862088
sybau

>>211862053
ktim

>>211862129
scerweaghcing

nigga said crikey

might get a wank going here

Been to a poundland, got slightly injured.
https://alexamenos.bandcamp.com/album/united-nations

Alri

@ rorke

>>211862129
Bruh?

>>211862145
your life is so sad and grim lol

hot smelly and sticky in my sweaty one bed incel flat

>>211862174
Iphone...

>>211862168
And so is yours

>>211862156
Yep this is me

Timmy O'Connor's crush

can't find anything interesting to wank to :/

>>211862156
kek tim

>>211862188
Rebel. Punish.

>>211862145

what happened

off out to the bollock museum

gather the COBRA

>>211862220
Teeth??

gurgling

Why? What a waste of fucking time. Not as if we can do anything about it, it's out of our control. Why not spend your time fixing the cost of energy or nationalise water companies you fucking waste of space.

>>211862220
sad

>>211862248
Stop.

>>211862245
The chairs in the COBRA room are very comfy and lunch is always good there

>>211861834
pavlovian response.
your parents probably read to you as a kid before molesting you in your sleep

>>211862245
His wife is jewish

>>211862202
i got you pal https://artofzoo.com/

>>211862156
>white women with big arses
Yes
>alcohol
Yes
>negro concussion ball
Erm, no thanks x

Understandable.

>>211862156
um but the chad will die for lsrael while rorke will post memes so who really wins?

The bride.

>>211862156
haven't the foggiest what any of that yank shit means

Heathermong has picked up a new obsession I see

i’m named after a Simpsons character

>>211862359
Stop.

>>211862311
timmy's crush LOL

Timmy Murphy holding the camera

>>211862359
Lisa it's your birthday
happy birthday lisa

>>211862270
Unironically what do they have?

Stop.

Beautiful day outside but just closed the curtains in my smelly incel room to drink my smelly incel alcohol and play smelly incel video games

>>211862377
LOL sup crodie
it almost 3pm, the waggydem are focused

Stop..

Katie waiting for di bell to ring so she can rush to di brixton traphouse

Hit retard there.

>>211862421
i don't think incels should drink, it's too much of a normies activity

>>211862421
what smelly incel video games are you playing mate

>>211862398
no my name is Moe

>>211862359
alri bumblebee man

>>211861691 (OP)
I have the same coffee cup kek

Omar waiting at the gates for 3pm

I know he likes donuts.

C'mon.

Why does a blonde hair, blue eyed Jew from Brooklyn or Long Island want to move to Gaza?

Remember when all the footy players were kneeling for black NHS workers or summin

>>211862377
What brought you to this place? Why are you like this?

>>211862531
Ears, Sven.

just done a freudian shit

currently drinking alone and running the model trains if thats alright with you lads

>>211862525
why would 19th century British aristocrat men want to leave the Cotswolds and live in fucking India? who knows

>>211862548
The pizza: a pizza
The eels: me

Incel Simulator 2025

>>211862535
Remember when the ira killed your uncle

Prepare for it.

>>211862544
do you see anything you like
>>211862201
>>211862283
>>211862311
>>211862336

>>211862525
Religious reasons

Everyone focuses on the Paki rape gangs
Why is nobody focusing on another famous rape gang... the royal rape gang?
The Windsors, or Saxe-Coburg-Gothas, are full of paedophiles and rapists.
And not a single one has faced prosecution or prison...

>>211862548
the pizza: one of my posts
the ells: you lot giving me (you)s

remember when they tried to gaslight us in to thinking the kneeling was for diversity or equality or something

>>211862431
mmhmm dey aching for grippydem x

>>211862245
Supporting Israel is not a policy decision.

>>211862594
just ur mam

Stop.

>>211862626
finally a good post

>>211862586
I'm oirish laddy my uncle hid some IRA guy in his farm after he blew up a train or summin

>>211862626
shiny boi

WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL WINDSOR RAPE GANG????

He buss it open
Bleedin clartin everywhere

>>211862626
seen a webm of one of these things with its wilbert out

what the helly

mum is out with the girls tonight. have to make my own dinner.

the cronem stroking each others shit in the gherkin showers

the cronem need to eat before meeting katy

>>211862626
the humble deerpig of darkest peru

>>211862708
>>211862717
am i having a brain anuerism or is this a new gimmick ive missed

>chatting up a black girl from hinge
>start sexting
>she sends me a video of her arching her back
>says she “wants to watch me nut” and to unironically “send a nut video sound on”

Sweaty nonces

>>211862755
well did you send a nut video with sound on?

>>211862735
breh been living under aryes rock

>>211862755
Repent for the kingdom of God is nigh

>>211862772
yea but i didnt make any noises lol, idk what she was expecting

>>211862717
mmhmm food from a black owned business x

>>211862755
Are you Irish American?

>>211862774
the blackies called it uluru you fucking racist chud i cant believe youve done this

>>211862791
Looks like someone learned to wank when he had to keep quiet

>>211862755
don't do it mate she'll send it to all her friends and they'll laugh at you

>>211862755
Best Timmy culd do

>>211862821
what man didnt kek

absolutely seething me

Timmy seeing Keisha and thinking he Chad now omds

>>211862844
You can't get any women

Swear my cock is shrinking, especially when floppy

>>211862510
Ok.

excellent news! the hymens snapped

>>211862807
yes lol
>>211862821
did you not?
>>211862837
oops

My Willard grew to its adult size at around 13yo and stopped growing

>>211862883
Kenneth the Norwegian whom I am talking with right now.

met a bloke with the last name Grug lmao

wh*te bois reduced to dating keishas cus all the white girls been taken by black kings

>>211862910
Get help heathermong

>>211862900
don't think mine grew since I was about 7 always been 2.5" flaccid 4.5" erect

>>211862883
LOL

Stop.

>>211862928
jesus christ

Mr Grug

>>211862755
Irish American sending pictures of his dick to Keisha
Like pottery

>>211862947
reminds me how my ex gf used to call me her little homunculus

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>211862947
Plumber. Actually block.

>>211862755
You'll get blackmailed lmao

>>211862910
LOL oh my days state of that

Thinking about becoming a professional DJ on a cruise ship.

Illegal immigrant here.

im probably one of the least successful people on this board. pisses me off there are people with thriving careers posting here.

what is it with this site and interracial porn fantasies

>>211862972
grippy white girl hymens
only the best for cronem kings

sometimes they forget they're on 4chsn instead of reddit

>>211863003
>or perhaps you are a wedding DJ?
wish I could be an HRmong

KFC.

Need her poo in my mouth.

the air horn while golfers tee off prank remains the funniest thing Jackass ever did

remember dabbing? lol

C'mon?

Feel like my otherwise quite pleasant life is on the verge of some sort of horrible collapse

>>211863063
>Assad, 7 December 2024

According to Press Secretary Alastair Campbell's diary, Blair often read the Bible before taking any important decisions. He states that Blair had a "wobble" and considered changing his mind on the eve of the bombing of Iraq in 1998

whats heathermong gonna do when 4chan gets shut down? go around stapling print-outs of these photos to telephone poles?

>>211863063
could have made this post much better by misspelling pleasant as pheasant.

>>211863063
Contact.

Mental how being obese is literally the root cause of 90% of major health problems and yet there are still millions of people in the UK happy to waddle around in this state

>>211863032
big fan of the toy train poo arse volcano meself

14 onyx heinously administering -2 quicktap
things will never be the same for timmy

>>211863031
That seems more like a "Want" than a "Need"

most of my money goes to evil psychopaths

descaling the kettle aren't i

>>211863113
Fair enough, I WANT Emma Watson's poo in my mouth.

>>211863175
ought to descale a clue instead

not long left in the world for wfh email chads I reckon. we're all just pinging copilot prepared emails back and forth. luckily toilberg is quite thick so probably still got a few years left of the good life

>>211861834
sounds low iq issue

back from a three day ban lads

iran have an elder scroll

>>211863208
grim

Trannies can no longer mutilate children in Tennessee.

https://x.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1935341787683635266

>>211863208
Got copilot to write a script based on my slides for a presentation to a governance board earlier, guarantee no one knew any different

if I were omnipotent my favourite method if interplanetary transportation would be scaling my size up until I can reach the destination with my hand and then scaling myself down with my hand as an anchor so in the destination point it would look like as if a giant finger appeared in the sky and then a giant man pulled closer and shrinked to a normal size.

>>211863248
mossad have reportedly trapped odaaving in dragonsreach

>>211863254
How many have they mutilated in the past?

love turning old memes into videos

timmy will never reach there...

>>211862910
that looks kind of cool ngl

hymen expansions are being administered

>>211863352
Responsible for a stock market crash, a recession, and a bubble. Most fuck ups in one career imaginable.

>>211863348
don't call her a niggle

>>211863291
would like to see how this kino plays out

>>211863383
screaming

>>211863373
he saved the dollar from total collapse

>>211863383
howling

Yo

TRUMP on the South Lawn tells reporters on possible US strike against Iran "I may do it, I may not do it. Nobody knows what I'm gonna do."

little orange retard will do fuck all lol little pussy faggot

>>211863396
delusional

>>211863417
based desu

bad start to the day at ascot lads could do with one look winning in the next

they're merciless, and quite violent at the gherkin...

>>211863444
i look like this

passed 1 of 3 Cybersecurity practice exams for today. Got the real thing tomorrow morning

>>211863248
tucker carlson leading the stormcloaks

>>211863476
interesting

back on my bullshit x

i like the cello and oud because they sound very wooden

all london street webcams are offline

>>211863208
desu I find it all very hollow, would like to do a job that has some meaning or something that is constructive and produces something tangible

>>211863417
cor imagine if he strikes israel
scenes

just seen an eight foot tall man walk past my window

want to have a wank but im instead having a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob

>>211863540
fucks an oud

>>211863552
he was black?

local news reported on a mosque fire and local pakis are openly issuing death threats against people who Haha reacted
Police will probably do nothing, 2 tier and that

>>211863565
arab guitar of sorts

Great thanks for that Mr president

spotted in london five guys

>>211863551
US attacking another defeneslss desert country isnt interesting

>>211863543
we don't have any of those jobs in this country

trump meeting up with netanyahu and fus ro dahing him off the stage

>>211863592
Horrible shape (or lack thereof)

Hate workplaces in this country.

You try and show any initiative that benefits the company for a tiny amount of spending and you get hit with "WAAAHHHHHH TOO EXPENSIVE".

Why are the British so tight fisted?

>>211863585
ok

>>211863592
All that meat for the mandingo missles...

>>211863592
if you find that arousing you lowkey need to grow up

>>211863592
love love LOVE a big arsed woman but that shit looks like two bean bags full of cottage cheese

>>211863592
she saw a cronem flipping burgers in the back and readjusted

>>211863259
kek I used it to write marketing quotes from senior executives, it's great at word soup

Playing legend of Zelda breath of the wild

>>211863615
wartime rationing for like 10 years after ww2 mindraped you all a little bit into thinking being a broke ass nigga is something to look up to

when we post here trying to get (You)s, is it actually any different than stacey posting a selfie on instagram?

- 2 violent bashing

>>211863716
a clue gained

>>211863653
Approve? Polen.

>>211863716
a (you) gained

>>211863645
she's curve and has a bubble butt. might be a bit flabby but genetically she's won.

>>211863724
I am retarded.

>>211863767
>she's curve

>>211863791
damn you got me (not brown just can't spell)

>>211863767
If she's curvy then why does she need to squash her shapeless flabby arse into athletic shorts to have anything resembling curves

when u finally found a good show to binge watch and two gay niggas just start kissing out of nowhere

Seems like Ireland is happier than Britain

a small shapely bum is better than a big arse
also a big soft milf bum is good too
but those athletic arses from squatting 5000kg every day are grotesque

>>211863855
JACKPOT!!!!

>>211863851
Curvy means high hip to waist ratio. Bubble butt means naturally big arse without having to exercise. She has both. But needs to tone up a bit. Either way I would plunge my tongue 6 miles up her arsehole.

>>211862495
EU4

>>211863879
the ideal:
small bum
flat tum
b cup boobs

so fucking gay that i'm probably going to die a lame incel death in a cold sterile hospital room as a 98 year old rather than flying a spitfire over the english channel and being shot down by nazis and dying a hero

>>211863879
Remy Lacroix is god tier because of this

small bums mentioned

>>211863883
True. Index...

haven't been keeping up with the news, is the UK gonna lose Northern Ireland anytime soon or nah

>>211863958
was*

>>211863979
oh my days rorke what were you thinking

>>211863915
>flat tum
you are a homosexual

>>211863892
>Curvy means high hip to waist ratio.
No it doesn't. Curvy is having a curved shape. Her arse is just fat.

>>211863979
herd animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmmTiqBqvEw&ab_channel=Teenus
What was this all about then?

>>211863984
Not really on the cards any time in the next 10 years, no

Shell-Aviv haaa

I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW FLAK JACKET AND A PAIR OF KINKY BOOTS

>>211862610
haha x

>>211864028
Sometimes I feel like doing this to printers

Just seen a nonce sting in america whereby the bully the guy into calling his wife on loudspeaker to explain that he tried to meet a 14 year old boy for sex
Gotta say, their noncehunts lack the humour of ours but they are in a fucking different league for brutality

a lot of those leggings have padding in them now apparently so you can't really trust an arse

>>211864015
I know. 10. Blind? Did I stutter?

>>211864069
Not really a fan of the ones where they just beat them up

>>211864069
normies crave brutal violence for entertainemnt its like modern day roman colosseum shit if you think about it

>>211864069
link

>>211864114
enjoysd this post

>>211864069
Post sauce

horny cocker and the philosphers sex arse

got rangebanned yesterday for posting two niggas kissing
those posts really get on janny's nerves for some reason

>>211864114
Bodied that eloquent tarq

no modern-day vigilante noncehunter will ever match the sheer hilarity of the original to catch a predator series tbqh

and the latest from the grangler

really pissed off at my idiot overwatch team

>>211864192
died from being a virgin

>>211864208
play a better game

>>211864222
Such as?

>>211864222
Fucking hate canadians

>>211864190
DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM lives rent free in my head

>>211864190
Missed... Seek help. Polen...

>>211864255
for me its I CANT CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL

>>211864190
Fucking screaming at some of these

>>211864246
anything else really
>>211864249
why

>whereby

alri gary neville

howling

>>211863592
how is it possible to have such a thin waist and such a cellulite arse

>>211864307
All whinging annoying cunts like yourself you need shot the lot of you

>>211864190
but he's not gay

For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing.

Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.

>>211864422
doo da doo doo

getting that summer feeling

https://youtube.com/shorts/-dfw332lDR8?si=jlVxUVTyzGtnWRWM

imbibing a succent Japanese lager beer

>>211864422
Ktim

meant to say succulent who gives a shitew

leaky pg tips swinging

think i put too much olive oil in my hair

>>211864449
That was such a good song, generational

what? no way!

just went nigger mode on my mum

>>211864546
zip it

>>211864587
>>211864587
>>211864587

>>211864556
Does this mean you shagged her

>>211864422
blessed be to god