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I'd missed out on so much, dang.

K, what do I win?

>>211861756 (OP)
I don't like none of that doomer dick-in-the-booty shoving energy. Some normalfags struggle with those things listed.

>>211861984
cope

I'm a wizard.

>>211861756 (OP)
mfw 2 boxes checked

>>211862027
Cockroach. Lasse.

>>211862004
Rope, you don't struck me as a cool guy.

>>211862018
same but otherwise I'm normal

>>211861756 (OP)
This is like the 10th identical thread in five days so here's one of the old ones.
Not gonna fill in another one.

i’m a born again khhv as of yesterday thoughever

>>211862083
>had a girl say she loves you

Begone, wretched normie.

>>211862098
My culture is not your costume

>>211861756 (OP)
I unironically can't check any of the boxes

>>211861756 (OP)
Why would you want to have sex in public places or do drugs?
I don't do birthdays and we don't do proms
Is social networking supossed to mean things like instagram and facebook or things like LinkedIn ?

pretty average in my opinion

>>211861756 (OP)
Bingo, what do I win?

I'm a normgroid now... it's over

>>211861756 (OP)
Fuck, almost a normie.

>>211864132
No wait I forgor my many jobs and the road trip I did in Amsterdam years ago.

So I am indeed a normie

Fucking normalfag board

holy science
the amount of normies ITT
i only got 2

>>211861756 (OP)
you never held a birthday party even as a kid? were you diagnosed with autism that early?

>>211861756 (OP)
I don’t think some of these things are all that normal… public sex?

I gave myself half-credit for that, because my wife and I got it on outside, on the patio of a vacation house, a while ago, but nobody could actually see us. Exhibitionism isn’t normie, although it may be pretty common—I consider it a kink.

I honestly can’t say if my parents are proud of me… they worry about me a lot, and have been anxiously watching me waste my life on a career I ended up hating, and which I recently abandoned, for a few years now. I know they love me, but I don’t think I’ve lived up to their expectations or their idea of my potential. Got married and gave them grandkids, though, so I’m not a complete failure.

And I don’t think I ever picked up a girl in a bar or club… I was never a player, just socially functional and reasonably good-looking. Almost all the girls I have ever been with have pursued me.

Oh, and I need to lose some fucking weight. Stress eating and unhealthy choices have abounded while my job has been trying to kill me. But I am hopeful that I will get there, and I’m not completely obese, I just have a gut.

The green ones are debatesble on whether you count dating apps, and personal opinions on my body

can I still make it? I'm 19

>>211861756 (OP)
Two or four bingos, depending on how you count being an attractive volcel

almost didn't make it

>>211861756 (OP)
from last thread. ignored high school/college since it makes no sense here

>>211865178
Are you close to the 10 friends one and can you do a university sport?

>>211865407
You're really good a drawing Xs, Anon

>>211865422
I don't have any friends, only one guy I sometimes talk to on discord
I'm a pretty sporty person, good runner (even got some medals doing local stuff)

>>211861756 (OP)
Girl at 4th grade told me she loved me
held birthday party? I mean my mom did when I was a kid
played a team sports up until age 13 when I dropped football

>>211865486
The top row and center column could come from just that.
Do Norwegian bars hold trivia nights? That can be a good place to practice bantering with the other participants.
4chan actually did help me learn to articulate my points clearly, because it's such a hostile yet forgiving environment.
Alway make a point of meeting your friend's friends and family. That's by far the fastest way to grow your social circle (and meet girls)

normies get out of my board reeee

>>211865830
>fill bucket Chad
i kneel

>>211865787
>Do Norwegian bars hold trivia nights? That can be a good place to practice bantering with the other participants.
I used meetup(.)com many times, couldn't find anyone to hang out with, usually it's just old foreign workers, I was always the youngest there and didn't fit in
Yeah I guess I just have to try more and stuff will happen, thanks anyways

>>211862027
based

>>211865966
Nah brah, using a dedicated website only filters for other people who need to use a website.
There's a metagame to all this: Say hi to as many people as possible in appropriate situations (America might be easy mode here). The situations need to be obviously social but vague in their nature. When it's advertised as an app or event where lonely people find friends or romance, everyone's emotional defenses go on alert.
Just look for low steaks conversation practice

>>211866367
I mean I've gone to other events too, just didn't work out, same at college, I don't talk to anyone and don't really get invited anywhere
>(America might be easy mode here)
Every single american I ended up randomly talking to was a great person, social and all, I even gone to that mormon church they opened in my city just to talk to people, I'm not religious so I had to stop coming (it's a church after all)
Yeah I'll try, I just don't get to interact with random people that much, my job is quite solitary, and a few coworkers I have old dudes with families and apart from work I don't really get to see a lot of new people

>>211861756 (OP)
only if student jobs count
t. 25 yo

>>211861756 (OP)
The question mark is because my mom once held a birthday party for me when I was 8 years old, so I don’t know if that counts for real.

>>211861756 (OP)
Never had a prom date
Never had a relationship
Had sex with less than 5 people
Parents aren't proud
Not fat OR in good shape
Never had sex in public (almost)
Often alone on my birthday but not New Years

I've had/done everything else.

>>211861756 (OP)
I was a normie until I got married

>>211862018
>>211862096
>>211862387

>no job
>still managed to move out of parents home

impossible to suffer as a firstie

>>211865454
Thank you

>>211861896
31 kv, its over

>>211862060
>>211865447
>>211869456
>>211862387
>>211865563
>>211869769
The only non-normalfags in this thread and they’re a small minority, what happened to /int/?

? means i have no clue

>>211869651
Yeah I've been on neetbux all my life. It's pretty dope honestly.

>>211872034
disabled?

Only like 3 if i'm being generous

only the job
here you dont get gibs and parents are poorfags, no savings and still renting

>>211862060
+

bump

nigga im stone cold

>>211875642
*it's my mom who holds my b.day parties.

>this thread
no wonder the post quality has dropped to shit in the recent years when this is the average userbase

>>211874580
Literally Cold Blooded - Rick James

>>211861756 (OP)
Based

>>211861756 (OP)
19yo

Bottom left is only because I live with my parents btw

>>211871679
/int/ has been a normgroid board for a while now

not a normalfag