Thread 211865318

El Homo Edition
Old: >>211852120

can teach young men how to exude confidence. Send me a tape of you walking and talking to people along with $20 and I will send you a one page thorough report on everything you need to change about your behavior.

>>211865397
>people actually pay for shit like this

>>211865397
How much for a dickrate with audio

Wtf the Jews literally killed Salami
What the fuck am I gonna do now? Use Pepperoni instead?

I wonder if on public networks, the network admin can see me screaming about niggers on here or no , no idea

it's over

where's everyone?

>>211866155
trying to decide what to eat rn

show me i'm the one you want

>>211866284
عرص

i see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

i have been in a relationship and fallen in love but i'm still a virgem (dated a christian)

>>211865604
>>211866241
>>211866387
Troon out

>>211866437
how did that go?

>>211866462
our engagement fell apart

>>211866506
why

>>211866335
i could not foresee this thing happening to you

hitler admitted on his death bed that jews were the master race

>>211866518
incompatibility i guess. we argued every single day in the lead up to the breakup. it was like walking on egg shells.

>>211866610
grim
**hugs**

>>211866650
cringe

>>>/mu/126740390
Please respond if this is true! One of my goals was getting a Funk/R&B enjoying black american gf, this puts quite the proverbial wrench in my plan.
Regards,

Bowling pin doesn't like that

>>211866833
well, maybe his nine friends behind him will.

shutyobitchahh

How is this Cherki doing

>>211866917
I will slap the fucking dutch.

>>211866833
did it see that bowling animation that was all the rage a couple of years ago?

>>211866758
huh?

>>211866443
Why

is it too late for a 28 year old grown man like me to take swimming lessons

>>211867019
A grown man learning how to swim is less embarrassing than a grown man drowning because he can’t swim

>>211867019
no

I can swim but have a fear of deep water after I went on my rich friend’s family yacht and dove off the top into the ocean
Took WAY too long to get back to the surface

I just want to thank America for gifting our world with this beautiful goddess

>>211867019
I would just buy a book and try to learn on my own

working from home again today (actually doing interview prep)

>>211867131
where are you finding these rich friends?!

just get a pool

Day 4 of waiting for Pedro to ship my package out

I also don't know how to swim.
ps my brother is a professional diver

if you can't swim or you can't drive a car then your parents failed you

>>211867176
Her dad literally buys credit card debt that's how they made their fortune

>>211867268
I can't even tie my shoes. loops confuse me

There's always one mf complaining about packages

>can't drive, can't swim, can't tie shoes
This nigga is 5 years old

>>211867350
That's funny because I'm the fucker of your mother and she complained about my package

>>211867204
College

>>211867350
its the same guy over and over again, when the package arrives he'll buy something else and talk about it again over and over

>>211867405
Hahahaha I'm thinking about ordering shoes next actually

>>211867277
She's still precious and valid

Benjamin Netanyahu is actually part of the New York Jewry

>>211867405
Poor guy needs meaning but he's too porn addicted to take religion or philosophy seriously

>>211867438
You don't know me

>>211867177
>try to learn to swim on your own with a book
>forget everything you read once you jump into the water
>drown

I tend to be a little on the cute side tee hee

>>211867471
some of us are above 5 feet tall and won't drown in the shallow end

>>211865604
Pathetic. MODS

i can swim, but i don't remember my parents teaching me to. my first memories of it are myrtle beach and a hotel pool.

>>211867478
is your pp cute as well?

>>211867470
Waiting for packages to arrive is not a substitute for a heros journey

>>211867234
Pedro was deported. There won't be any shipments again because no one wants to do Pedro's job. You voted for this.

>>211867507
https://youtu.be/1t8QBbux6pk?si=9INxO6d4zpg_zUPy

>>211867391
which school did you go to?

>>211867515
I just went on a 6 hour bicycle journey on Saturday bet you haven't left your basement in months

>>211867532
time for companies to reduce their profit margins I guess! and pay Americans real wages. crazy, I know

>>211867507
https://youtu.be/YJGY7n5gFVk?si=rLKjeZ8bzkxnF7bt

>>211867532
He just made the shipping label yesterday but needed a siesta to drop it off at the post office

Its early as fuck

>>211865318 (OP)
fix'd it

>>211867612
Today is Friday in California

>>211867547
>noose knot
Maybe that's a mistranslation but that's a slipknot. Noose is a different knot.

>>>/a/279760573

Made this half assed thread last night and it's blowing the fuck up

>>211867561
UC Berkeley

starting to get too hot here, the sun better knock it off

I miss Brian

>>211867821
Lol one time I said "spinster has a rape fetish" and she told me to knock it off

>>211867743
Slipknot is a metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.

>>211867755
damn you must be smart

Brian made me realize that I'm gay

>>211867405
He's like a woman. Who orders this much shit?

>>211867845
Your mom is from des moines, iowa

>>211867755
can you be my boyfriend?

>>211867845
i lost interest when they took off the masks and it was just some dudes under there. i think if a band uses a mask gimmick they must never make public appearances without them. Buckethead has the right idea.

>>211867853
No I’m retarded
>>211867894
Begone, sodomite

>>211867909
Wait I thought they’re still wearing them
I mean everyone knows who they are but I thought they still perform with masks

it's raining

>>211867929
its pretty hard to get into UCB. be proud of yourself anon

>>211867949
They still do the masks in concert but that's it.

>>211868002
Good enough for me!!

I had another nightmare about being chased by a T-Rex

Happy Birthday, Harry!

>>211868025
Which one?

>>211868025
I have never had a dinosaur related dream. Even when I went to see Jurassic Park movie as a kid I still didn't.

>>211867929
but I'm a girly girl

>>211868085
I've had dinosaur nightmares since I was a child

>>211868097
Post feet

>>211868097
Liar!

>>211868079
What do you mean

Younger zoomer girls love Slipknjt

>>211868182
Finger my ass

>>211868131
here
>>211868164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

>want to an hero
>check gun store website
>they don't fucking sell guns anymore

Too big or just right?

>>211868025
Every time I have a nightmare, I end up fighting whatever monster is bothering me.

>>211868274
Just lay your head on train tracks

>>211868296
I need to see more

>>211868296
Too big

>>211868255
>girl
>same rectangle body as me

>>211868337
Burn?

Just had some tortellini alla panna

Love pasta so much

>>211868369
sounds nice fren

>>211868374
What about the front while standing

>>211865604
I am gay thoughbeit

>>211868296
>>211868374
looks fertile to me
would fill with cum

>>211868274
>>check gun store website
>>they don't fucking sell guns anymore
Can't you buy gun at Walmart? Anyways you can jump in front of a truck. You die, you win. You don't die, you sue for 69M dollars. You can also get isekai'd.

>>211868345
Wdym?

>>211868296
My dad would call this "heavy set".

>>211868413
Wal-Mart stopped selling guns after the El Paso shooting back in 2017.

You guys are boring please be more interesting or I'm leaving for good

gonna goon

>>211865397
>t. Karl

>>211868530
My penis is curved

>>211868540
Grab his legs.

You will regret losing me

>>211865604
can you guys come to my funeral so I'll get a bingo?

>>211868520
Her fat to boob ratio is awful. A shame, too, because if she lost that weight she'd be cute af

>>211868553
left or right?

>>211868520
She's FAT.

>>211868609
Not me, no.

>>211868572
Yeah I love finland I want to go to the arctic circle and chill

>>211868679
I don't live anywhere near the arctic circle but you can crash at my place anytime you want

I also live finland HOWEVER they did ruin my chances to visit when I was in college I tried very very very hard to get in to the exchange program to go to finland for the summer but the university there replied back too late and my colleges advisor couldn't get me on the program in time and then the next year the school they were partnered with claimed they were at the limit and didn't accept anyone from my uni

>>211868580
2022 she wasn’t as fat

https://bunkr.cr/f/NekoNymphe-–-Neko-opens-a-box-of-goodies-R9NIsn4e.mp4

it's too hot.

>>211868935
It’s aight

how can someone go to college and not know punctuation?

>>211868935
It is too cool and also there is a deluge of rain in the forecast I am not pleased

>>211869054
Computers do that for you

ah hell nah

>>211868935
same

>>211869076
its 28 here

>>211869054
i went to college and all the writing i did was on microsoft word which auto corrects everything

>>211869077
>>211869141
I'm glad I was born in the final human generation but i don't want to know what 2050 is going to look like

Pissed off brotherberg yesterday.

I was babysitting my based alpha Chad nephew (4 years old) and I made him a peanut butter sandwich. While he was eating it I asked him "would you ever eat grass?" When he said no I told him "bread is made out of wheat, and wheat is a type of grass." This blew his fucking mind. This morning my brother called me and said that my nephew told him grass was edible. Kids are genuinely fun to mess with.

>>211869264
you should be locked up in one of those medieval public humiliation things.

Suck on my manboobs

>>211869264
do you like spending time with your nephew?

>>211869431
Sounds like it

Remember when this happened

don't make me tap the sign

>>211869054
I am not using punctuation on the internet, if you're too dumb to understand how communal language structure works thats on you

>>211869590
What sign? Just eat the fucking pizza man I’m sick of your shit, here take a slice already

>>211866335
I see a blonde girl and i want to see her bl...ed

>>211869540
Everything they said were things we already knew.

I would like to formally thank my black brothers and sisters for giving me an extra holiday in the summer where I can NEET out and do nothing all day.

Haha this is me

>>211869726
But the shirt doesn’t say I love penis

Neighbor is out mowing his lawn. I have to go to work in about an hour and I am hoping he is finished by then so we can avoid the following exchange:
>hi
>how's it going?
>good, you?
>good
>(blank stare)
>... okay bye

>>211869807
why can't you just be sociable like a normal person

>>211869807
My nightmare. Usually I just ignore my neighbors 100% of the time so they probably think I'm a rude fuck

I wish i shot every dog that ever barked at me

>>211869855
autism

Normies are incapable of comprehending introversion

>>211869807
just say how about these jokers down in washington dc

introversion is a mental illness

>>211869902
I don't want to talk to him. I actually want him and his noisy family to move out and fuck off.

>>211869944
Extroverts are npcs who literally go insane if they're left alone with their thoughts

>>211869962
Me.

whisper something soft and kind

I prefer to be alone but I have absolutely zero issues with social situations desu
Always have a good time when I go out but I just never want to

>>211869899
introversion doesn't mean actively avoiding people, nor does it mean actively nuking a conversation because you're incapable of small talk or being friendly.

>>211869944
Female school teachers do a lot of damage to introvert kids. They believe the best approach is to force the kid in to social situations constantly, meanwhile teasing and bullying them about being uncomfortable with it. That's how you make school shooters.

>>211869999
Umm yes it does sometimes
That's like saying being autistic doesn't mean hitting yourself in the head

quiet people quiet people

/v/ is so shit that its almost unusable

quiet little gay slave

>>211870091
The key is to make the threads you want to see

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>>211870191
>>211870178
>>211870172
cum

q

Zoomies at the gym are pure cancer

>>211870212
Get a job. do something productive with your time instead of playing isaac and being a sex pest all day

I truly, unironically, not-even-joking wish the human race would go extinct.

ITS TIME TO FUCKIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>211870254
What are you talking about?

OKAY CLASS EVERYBODY FIND A PARTNER!

What's the population of Iran by the way

>>211870263
based chud

>>211870191
Aryan.

>>211869944
I went from introvert to sociable to introvert again once I realized there's nothing I want to get, give, or do with others.

>>211870306
This was cruel. The school system doesn't even consider that losers can exist. And if they do, it's basically addressed with "just stop being a loser and talk to people bro."

>>211870319
kek funny thing is, i'm about as left as it gets.

>>211870263
same but the white race

this is a test post do not reply

God could've made me many things, but he did not make me Indian, and for that I am thankful.

>>211870306
**sits at the back to avoid everyone**

>>211870316
the fact that he thinks that's relevant information shows why journalists are retarded

>>211870367
*replies*

>>211870000
Women are natural group thinkers because they feel the need to belong to a tribe to be protected
They don't realize this is particularly a feminine aspect and therefore project it on everyone else. Women do this a lot, they can't understand that minds other than their own exist. Like my grandma who's blood flow isn't good will be like "it's not even hot today" meanwhile it's like 95 degrees. She can't comprehend that it's just her.

>>211870367
yeah?

>>211870371
>ANON DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER
>WHO WANTS TO PARTNER WITH ANON?
>...
>SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PARTNER WITH ANON
>ANON GO PARTNER WITH THOSE TWO, YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A GROUP OF THREE

>>211870263
>>211870356
Makes sense
Studies say if you work out you'll become right wing and then become happier. Hopefully you haven't cut off your dick and balls yet though

>>211870472
fuck you

i want to poop on you

>>211870510
big if true

>>211865318 (OP)
>Yall better tell them illegals to stay on their side of the border because John Bradshaw Layfield is here

>>211870508
>WELCOME BACK FROM SUMMER BREAK EVERYONE
>THIS YEAR WE'RE DOING A NEW DESK ARRANGEMENT!

>>211870612
*seats the autistic kid in the middle of a group of stacies*

>I think of the Chinese as the Jews of the orient
What did Rama VI mean by this?

I’m gonna sex you up

>>211870703
Welllll take your pants off then

>>211870306
>group of "friends" was always an uneven number or 1 person (me) too big for the team

The bible says those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse Israel will be cursed

>>211870686
Uhhh nothing

>>211870748
Is that why that Turkish politician had a heart attack on stage kek

>>211870754
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews

>>211870717
Rebel.

>>211865318 (OP)
el barto
el homo

In Canadian schools they had, and may still have, what I understood to be a compulsory segment of the physical education (gym/sports) program. It was called 'social dance'. They would teach students a series of antiquated dances including romantic dances like the waltz and tango. Everyone hated this including the social/popular kids as it involved forced close contact pairings with all over students.

What is our response to this
https://youtu.be/sxS11ynm0Zg?si=Bcx9LH3nQv_kzkBs

>Switch 2 still sold out everywhere online and at the stores
Nintendo-sama please save us from this suffering. . .

>>211870946
they forced us to square dance as well. that was torture

im gonna break that damn computer

I wanna do this to my stupid bitch wife

started using a razor that isn't dull and it doest pull hair anymore but it gives you micro cuts that bleed and dont even notice

>>211870946
>Hi welcome to Canadian Public School and today we're going to teach you about the African performative dance art of twerking

My cart finna run out

Canadian niggas be like
>”In CANADA we do this CRAZY THING because we’re so HECKIN UNIQUE and NOT AMERICAN”
>it’s something invented in America

this is my idle animation

Square dancing was unironically instituted in schools as a way to promote white American culture

>>211871129
hot

>>211871191
do you look like that?

>>211870353
I even tried that once, walked up to another student who had been talking to me lately and he reluctantly agreed with a shrug. didn't try starting a conversation again for like 5 years after that.

>>211871232
That's happened to me multiple times but sometimes I was just flat out ignored
The thing about making friends is that it isn't just about being friendly. You have to LOOK and ACT like someone who others want to be friends with. You have to diminish yourself as an individual. Of course the ideal is to be able to flip this on and off but I didn't learn until it was far too late

I noticed my normie friends are all suddenly openly antisemitic

Inshallah Sheikh Trump has the favor Allah

Imagine if trump somehow became the pope AND the ayatollah of Iran
How crazy and historic would that be

how to lose 30 pounds in 30 days

>>211871129
It was almost all country music dances. For a full two weeks. I'm looking at the history of Canadian curriculum here and it appears it was indeed compulsory at the time I was in junior high and high school.

>>211871316
If Trump becomes the Ayatollah I feel it would be only appropriate to rename the Islamic Republic of Iran back to the Splendid Kingdom of Iran as it was named under the Qajars

>>211871185
I brought it up because I am in the mood to review various forced socialization traumas of my youth education sorry.

Its jover

>>211871329
just do 1 pound a day

>>211871329
lose 1 pound per day

>>211871400
That's plenty tho
Unless you're a massive fucking toker

how to lose 30 quid in 30 days

I long to shart in the mart

>>211871400
Stop being a fucking drug addict it isn't cool

>>211871420
bet on arsenal

>>211871275
I've noticed this as well. A normie I follow on Twitter went from simple ceasefire peace messaging to /pol/ tier shit in like 6 months

>>211871508
I mean I'm anti-israel but significantly more anti-Muslim so for me it's a toss-up

Iran will win the same day that Ukrainian soldiers occupy the Red Square and Putin is imprisoned for war crimes
They’ll even sign the peace treaties at the same time

>>211871221
i look like this

>>211871400
theres easily 5 hits in there

>>211871689
Faggot

My father looks like this

Me and cummies

>>211871687
So never then?

How can you make money without working for someone?

>>211871950
Stealing

>>211871950
https://youtu.be/rklAx3YoI80

>>211871982
I won't play metal slug my thumb gets tired. Fuck off.

>>211871974
I don't know how that's any better than sales considering one of the trickiest aspects of the venture is fencing the goods.

>>211871950
you buy things and then resell them at a higher price or something

>>211871950
Only fans

>>211871950
draw cartoon porn

>>211871689
i look like this

>>211871982
https://youtu.be/2iVyn-COXEo?si=-uRYfgL6Q1eLFSlU

hey hey hey

>>211871772
So you're saying that black guy fucked your mom

>>211872192
Ora ora!

>>211872192
Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left-side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided
You're the one I have decided who's one of my kind

>>211872250
YOU KEEP ALL YOUR MONEY IN A BIG BROWN BAG INSIDE A ZOO
WHAT A THING TO DO

You guys always sing wack shit. Nobody ever sings like Stone Temple Pilots or Rick James

i was doing fat albert

In order to get through the day i have to continuously tell myself that i am superior and that everyone is inferior to me

>>211872324
Too much walkin', shoes worn thin
Too much trippin' and my soul's worn thin
Time to catch a ride, it leaves today
Her name is what it means
Too much walkin', shoes worn thin

>>211872212
I was created in a lab by Yakub, same as the rest of us white people
We didn’t exist until the year 1995, when Yakub created us and implanted false memories and rewrote history

>>211872162
>>211872176
>>211872009
i used to main terry

>>211872353
Thank you

What changed?

>>211872374
Yeah, people like you, I know myself
Walk in the shoes of somebody else
Whisper to me my tragic fate
Whisper to me my tragic end

>>211872451
The lobby idk

>>211872324
Addison Rae is prettier and more talented than Stone Temple Pilots

>>211872500
who?

I watch a lot of cooking videos and I guess because of that the youtube algorithm suddenly started recommending me these "black people try each others x kind of food" videos over the last week (primarily all from the same channel) and I've noticed something that really stands out between the black people videos and the same videos with white people

The black people are constantly trying to bring each other down, the moment they try someone else's food they start shitting on it and talking about how they're the best and the other person shouldn't even be allowed to cook, they also have to constantly freak out over minor things, in one of them they wanted to do a blind taste test and one of the woman kept doing those black banshee screeches over having to wear a blind fold, meanwhile the white videos they never insult each other, the most harsh form of criticism they have is constructive usually something like "if this were mine I'd have used a bit more pepper" "if you cook this at about 10 degrees lower for a few more minutes it would really be more tender" etc

really makes you think

>>211872324
I roll the window down, and then begin to breeeeeeathe
in The darkest country road
and the strong scent of evergreen
From the passenger seat as
You are driving me home
Then looking upwards, I strain my eyes and try
To tell the difference between
shooting stars and satellites
From the passenger seat as
You are driving me home

DO THEY?
COLLIDE?
I ASK AND YOU SIGH
With my feet on the dash, the world doesn't matter

>>211872523
some mid white bitch

>>211872500
Nigga WHO?

>dreamed about her again
it's just comical at this point

>>211872590
is she talented?

>>211872451
How so?

What about El Paso Texas

>>211872344
You ARE superior and that's a fact

>>211872638
The Democrats are only shitting on Trump for policies that their literal party leader has because he's Trump

>>211872695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWm5WErkffQ

Got a replacement for my license plate holder and got some stickies for my trouble, but they came out of my pocket on the ride home

>>211865397
anon, why would you assume i want to be like you

>>211872882
Lmao right he's on here like the rest of us

i get hella strange

semen semen
cum cum

>hella
shut the fuck up

you're hella mad

The question is when will Trump deploy the GBU-57 MOP "bunker-buster" U.S. special non-nuclear bomb and blow the fuck out of Iran???????????????

im hella sexy

New
>>211872985
>>211872985
>>211872985

>cum
Yes

>>211873011
WOAH BIG!