Thread 211866815

You must
>be 6'6 feet tall
>have a 8 inch penis
>earn 6 figures (in USD)
>own an apartment within Moscow Garden Ring
>have EU/US citizenship
>be extremely muscular
>speak at least 3 languages fluently
>have more than 1 university diploma
>solve rubik's cube in under 30 seconds
>have positive canthal tilt
>have hunter eyes
Otherwise it is impossible. Is it like this in your country?

Slavic women have zero standards. Whenever I see a man with an eastern european wife I think of him less than if he had a thai wife.

>>211866815 (OP)
I'm not any of that and I could have sex in russia just saying
>hey bellissima...

>>211866815 (OP)
I thought you can get pussy in Russia if you're darker than a paper bag

>>211866815 (OP)
Ok so why or how are there Chinese men taking Russian brides when they're shorter than 6'0" and got dicks smaller than 5"

>>211866815 (OP)
you forgot to add
>being peruvian

>>211866815 (OP)
Lower than in Turkey.

>>211867621
>>peruano
Jajs, no one can like a Peruvian, they are the ugliest thing that exists.

>>211866815 (OP)
(OR you can just be a 5'5" poor brown immigrant + no need to speak Russian as a bonus)

>>211866815 (OP)
Normies have lots of sex without any of these

>>211866815 (OP)
you can't just pay for sex? we have a lot of russian prostitutes here and it works. amazing!

>>211866815 (OP)
Natashas call all the shots in Russia, frankly I am starting to question just how "based and trad" the federation is

>>211866815 (OP)
Or alternatively
>Be Chech

>>211866815 (OP)
Slavic women do all seem like gold diggers

>>211866815 (OP)
>be 6'6 feet tall
I'm under 6'
>have a 8 inch penis
My penis is about 6,5 inches long
>earn 6 figures (in USD)
I earn no money. At this point
>own an apartment within Moscow Garden Ring
Own a small studio apartment in Pidorburg
>have EU/US citizenship
Don't have any
>be extremely muscular
I go to gym sometimes but I'm not muscular at all
>speak at least 3 languages fluently
I speak only Russian and a little bit of English
>have more than 1 university diploma
I'm on my way of getting one
>solve rubik's cube in under 30 seconds
Too stupid for this
>have positive canthal tilt
Tf u talking about
>have hunter eyes
I have regular eyes
And I date a 12/10 blonde valkyrja and she has the same height as me or maybe even a little bit taller by a cm

>>211866815 (OP)
>...or being a churka

>>211869469
Russia is FREEDOM Federation

>>211866815 (OP)
>have positive canthal tilt
>>have hunter eyes
Why do women even care about this shit

>>211870032
Are you muslim?

>>211870279
Nah just a regular Russian guy

>>211866815 (OP)
I have american passport I think thats more than enough igor

>>211870313
Ok good for you, slavic women seem to have low standards for men in general and I noticed the same in Japan where the women in couples are usually better looking than the man, whereas in the west the man is usually better lookiing these days and women get fat 1-2 years into a relationship :/