Thread 211869510

Lindisfarne edition

first for going porn free

neoliberal bull logging in

Clean your room, bucko

on the alcohol toil

never drunk alcohol
on the milk you see

geordie slags

>>211869570
rude to stare, catberginton!

>>211869598
don't post images like this /brit/ is a no-porn no-slag general

>>211869598
too big

>>211869570
fucking crying

>>211869530
your life will significantly improve

>>211869634
I am ok.

>>211869570
kek

>>211869598
Fucking cor

>>211869625
couldn't have said it better myself. no need for this in our general

this is my catberg

>>211869598
have those headphones

>>211869674
Looks like he's fresh off scranning a poo

bottle of wine down the gullet, two bottles of staropramen down the gullet, now time to hit the 'spoons

>>211869570
Howling

The word Nephilim is not used in the original Septuagint.
Also Orthodox view is that the sons of God in Genesis 6 is talking about descendants of Seth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAWby8e605o

wish me luck lads

carry my fucking jumper, boy

>>211869765
Cash out now you wanker, you will be 178 pounds richer

>>211869765
horse?

This is the cause of Europe's "refugee crisis".

>>211869625
>>211869667
very very sorry here's a big picture of toad in the hole to make up for it

>>211869782
bore off I'll be £5k richer in 10 mins
>>211869791
yes indeed

>>211869765
did you win yesterday?

>>211869811
>bore off I'll be £5k richer in 10 mins
Post the result when you lose then, I bet you won't

>>211869798
....9/11

boiiiii *sucks teeth* nawww ii knaw you aint finna just call me dat naaaaaaaaaw

>>211869530
you can't really quit porn without quitting 4chan

MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR 3

CAST EYERON GRILLING GRATES

oh my days rorke what are you doing

*loading sound now playing* boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

anyone else get a stiffy when their gf gets home from work and takes off her shoes and the smell fills in the room?

>>211869510 (OP)
VGH

>>211869968
for me it's when she takes off her jeans and i can smell the pooey sweat (she's obese)

>>211869831
I won £378 or whatever it was the last horse was running on the inside and got pushed into the rail as they all tried to get room so stopped running and finished last

>>211869957
if you could stop time and fuck them would you?

>>211869975
you stay away northman

>>211870004
no

I just learned that in Iran before Islam it was illegal to not marry your mum if your dad died

Our guy Big Tucker going up against Ted Cruz rn

>>211870122
erm ktim much???

>>211869765
rip

>>211870132
Peng

>>211870132
Mum going out to confront the black bully

>>211870144
Tel Aviv Ted getting BTFOd

It's illegal in Israel to record evidence of Iranian attacks

Lmao

jelqing to furry yaoi

>>211870214
LOL

>>211870144
Wow Ted Cruz's voice sounds extremely gay.
Even gayer than Tucker's.

lads
It's time to come clean
I have a crush for the first time since I was 9.
She's at toil and looks like this and is JEWISH.

Porcelain skin + dark features is peng-a-leng.
But there's no way she'd want my non-kosher dingus.
I must suffer in silence.

>>211870132
walks like a bloke

>>211870249
Hmmmmmm

>>211870249
Its because they are getting BTFOd and tons of heebs are dying and they dont want the world to know

>a crush
FOY

>>211870296
we dont care

sprinkling rose petals all over my bed and romantically shagging my hand

>>211870296
>Porcelain skin
um

>>211870296
>But there's no way she'd want my non-kosher
Jewish women exclusively bear the children of Muslims and Christians

>>211870376
lmao
are you perchance a great favourite at your place of work?

>Iran can't have a nuclear weapon because they'll use it on America
their ballistic missiles can't even get a good dent in Tel Aviv, they have no real air force, who are they trying to fool when they suggest the Iranians will somehow be capable of really successful nuclear warfare

Genuine question do i pass

going for a non-incel walk

>>211870296
Get her charmed and fed and wed and bred

Good comic this

>>211870400
literally have no idea what this means

>>211870407
nigga you dont even pass as an adult

Any bollock men in

>>211870453
you unironically sound like you're everyone at your office's favourite lad
it's true isn;t it?

>>211870481
dire thumbnail

lads
the elderly
what to do

>>211870407
Australian sexo
just kidding

>>211870501
they all hate me and make me do fortnite dances in the break room

went for a run in my little spandex shorts but ran out of breath and had to get the bus back and some students made fun of my balls cus i was sitting at the front facing the whole bus and they were like "fair play mate you got some balls" yes i have large testicles but small penis

>>211870296
>I have a crush for the first time since I was 9.

So what you were gay for awhile then you just turned straight again?

>>211870501
*rpaes you to smithereens*

Sprinkling rose pettles on my bullies bed and prepping him for my female relations

It was so hot I actually got the house fans out of the attic
the table fan
and the floor fan

26C internal house temperature with windows open
and they're saying 33C on Friday
and I'm out all day on Friday

21ST JUNE IS SOON YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED SUNBERG SUNCUNT

>>211870407
what kind of nose is that it doesn't look very european

>>211870531
>yank doesn't understand what a crush is

>>211870507
yeah its like France but without the burning cars in the bg

>>211870542
A crush is just a female you find peng
simple as

>>211870549
pot calling the kettle a nigger

>>211869782
I would do this
that's a good return

>>211870531
no
>boys secondary school
>engineering at uni (95% male)
>techie job (90% male)
I have been surrounded by cocks for near 20 years.
She just happens to be part of the 10%.

>>211870538
Australian

>>211870561
Done him

Rimming my boss so she doesn't make false claims to HR

any al bundy hand pose man in

Child benefit is £25 a week I'm 80% sure that money all goes on vapes

>>211870517
Translation for non-Brits

>Pensioner spending
money for boomers who already have a 3 bed house and making money renting on the side
>Universal Credit
young people who can't be arsed to work
>Disability Benefit
zoomers pretending to have autism and depression
>Child benefit
Katy who got shagged by Rasheed and is not a single mother

>>211870583
next time (she will do it again) bring a phone into the interview and sue her for like $300K and move to America

the mushroom tower of Tel Aviv

having a gay porn nigger rape wank

how are people going around starting fights all the time and going to prison still alive

>>211870600
3rd from left and 2nd from right are peng

>>211870645
faustian spirit and aryan vril

>>211870636
that's why I wear all my luggage. I carry a giant coat with everything in the pockets and then put it on the plane so I never have to check in anything

>>211870636
>120kg
ktim
I lost 16kg this year

might move to finland or something

>>211870674
>I lost 16kg this year
i will help you find them again because that's what /int/bros do

>>211870691
Belarus for me

can I borrow a feeling?

I don't like flying if it means I have to check in a bag
I'd only do it if I was moving somewhere. Most times you aren't out of the country for long enough to justify it.

i like how reddit/leftists/women somehow miss the fact that countries all over the northern hemisphere argue about who is whiter and then think white racism is an anglo thing

yeah cheers Microsoft I wanted transparent default background in mspaint

Breakfast. Dinner. Tea. Supper.

Simple as.

they are showering

>>211870719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmj5TWxxog mentioned

visiting London tomorrow for first time
is it safe?
what can I do?

So close to 4k videos of her

>>211870731
yeah? you like that, do you?

>>211869510 (OP)
>Lindisfarne edition
I hope you guys aren't mad

belgcuck doesn't talk about black penises challenge (impossible)

showered twice this week (started Sunday) award
and have been reading but not nearly enough as I keep getting distracted (with something in the book)

>>211870764
sorry

>>211870734
windows 11 mong

>>211870739
wrong, dinner is in the evening

twerking my gay porn arse to the undertale OST and crying hysterically

>>211870792
are you >>211870376
?

neighbour's got his fit daughter over

got the gluten or nuts cookies im allergic to and have a runny nose again and sneezing again award, might go into psychosis later when I eat them

>>211870782
it's alright i was only spinning your willy x

Ate a huge pot of macaroni and cheese yesterday and fell asleep at 8pm. Might do the same tonight

>>211870636
kek tim

regime change might actually work in Iran
Persian diaspora desperately want to turn Iran into a westoid liberal capitalist country or at least a tacky gauche Gulf State with cocaine fast cars and Slavic prostitutes
the thing about the failed Arab states is that they were *Arab* states so without guys like Assad or Gaddafi they reverted to jihad caliphates
Persia without the theocracy reverts back to the natural inclination of gold watches and perfumes

>>211870805
prefer not to say x (yes x)

>>211870806
She's been blacked and has herpes

any given-up-on-lifers

32 years old, virgin, live in smelly incel childhood bedroom, no job, no hope

had a lovely 3pm wank today

having a prostate orgasm at my grandmothers funeral

>>211870845
cant be having barberg buggering off back to iran when i need my weekly fade

>>211870777
What are you reading?

>>211869598
titwank

sat in my horrible tiny smelly incel dungeon thats smaller than the average prison cell that ive spent the last half of my life in eating a cold can of baked beans crying and farting

>>211870878
if you have any problems just remember not to worry about it mate

...

>>211870909
cheers lad I'll stop worrying about it then

>>211870909
fuck off Josh

>>211870894
husbant and wife expectants books, trying to get into the labour/delivery room or OR to watc hsomeone give birth

>>211870903
ew

ding a dong every hour

>>211870915
ah yes im sure all nathan did was criticise israel in a civil manner

>>211870903
LMAOOO

>>211870888
Maybe.

>>211870845
This Shabbos Goy goon is who the Powers That Shouldn't Be want to install as ruler of Tehran. Here is your "freedom", "democracy" and "independence". A wall-toucher and Small-Hat-enthusiast who can't breathe - let alone implement policy - without the Sanhedrin giving him permission. Yeah. Let's get real. Even the scummiest, most liberal Iranians we know would rather die in a ditch on the righteous orders of Imam Khamenei than be ruled by a Pahlavi EVER again.

Above and beyond THAT, let's get REALER now: The Islamic Revolution and its Republic ain't going ANYWHERE. "Regime change" in Iran ain't just a Yiddish pipe dream it's a schizophrenic and likely crack-induced delusion.

from 1999

>>211870915
got the entire oxford college of magdelen working on figuring out what this has to do with british culture

>>211870903
You must be some kind of gook with a little Asian willy

>>211870903
LOL

contemplating a 'cide lads

dark fruits, that is

>>211870970
Queer Starmer is a Jewish supremacist

>>211870975
timmy's wife
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750166227798286.mp4

strange responses to that post

>>211870915
The Gael is the only one with gonads to speak up

and stalking RFK Jr.

>>211870961
why do you yank strasserists have the same bizarre cadence

>>211870997
fit

>>211871002
haha timmy too busy playing with his new switch

willying an arse right now

can't be doing with life

>>211871039
katy's sister at home playing with the switch while the cronem worshiped

darkweb vasectomy videos

>>211871063
cronem administering meat inspection

nigga said the cronem are giving each other meat inspections pause

state of my youtube recommendations, it's just videos i've watched and stuff from my watch later playlist

just saw holly peers going into a bar in manchester

off out to the bollock-crushing machine museum anyone want owt

>>211871100
slug and lettuce off piccadilly?

>>211871032
While heroic Iranian generals are dying in combat against the hated Zionist Entity, this pampered DC faggot is angling to get himself put on the Peacock Throne by the CIA. What a repulsive bitch.

Our tax-dollars and our national reputation at work.

Anyone old enough will remember in 2003 the US tried to make a spineless little rat named Ahmad Chalabi the president of Iraq. Big surprise, Iraqis hated him, preferring to organize around various insurgent leaders and clerics.

Americans' foreign interests don't lie in propping up pretenders and clowns, but in annihilating the terroristic spy-state of "Israel".

>>211871100
she was my least favourite nuts model

>>211871095
ava thats not normal

Jack Draper's sweaty cock

balls

It started out really boring but Tucker is grilling Ted Cruz now

>>211870915
Spick Fuentes acolyte no doubt

>>211871158
a rape the 'drape

>>211871095
Anna got ass (and boobs)

poo black man

>>211871120
place called stray, looked posh and shit
wish i could've zapped her top off

>>211871144
need that cheese

>>211870517
Our best chance was COVID
should have had every old cunt running laps of their garden like Captain Tom and letting COVID go fucking mental through the poplace to kill them off
Genuinely would have fixed britain

why are they on cheese

Ok now it's getting spicy. Tucker is asking Cruz how much money he gets from the Israel lobby.
Cruz can't take the heat.

Fuck me, had an absolute howler at toil today lads

listening to hatsune miku and crying

>>211871180
British culture?

>>211871264
she was sponsored by Italian cheese bankers

14 onyx being extra heinous with uninitiated -2
the damage is permanent

listening to kasane teto and crying hysterically

Tucker is making Cruz look like a bitch now.

>>211871314
squelching

blood streaming down

>>211871360
seething

Watching Tucker Carlson vs Ted Cruz

no peartos

>>211871243
didn't something happen with captain tom? did he turn out to be nonce or something?

gymtoil looms

>>211871278
uwu

um based?

>>211871360
A mealy mouthed response

>>211871401
Did you see this? Fucking nigger! Basket. One. Boxing.

>>211871427
NAh I think it turned out he was actually a bit of a dosser during the war and his daughter is a scam artist

I've seen more misogynistic women than actual misogynistic men. Interesting...

heard someone yell goof at me while i was strolling through a neighborhood in maple ridge

>>211871526
No you haven't, be quiet.

>>211871555
were you strolling goofily?

>>211871562
punks not dead i know punks not dead i know punks not dead i know punks not dead i know
or Army I forget

literally observing spamming/flooding
and there is NOTHING to be done about it

>>211871589
/brit/ is lost

>>211870636
get the same legroom, when the midget woman is in comfort and a man is cramped. thats not fair.

>>211871589
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>>211871632
scrmaing

a40gj

>>211871632
the best one

just picked up an open piss bottle upside down and it spilled the purest most strongest ammonia smell I ever smelled everywhere

Haha this is me

country went woke as soon as a female monarch (elizabeth ii) was crowned

>>211870878
aye. 33. obese. drug addict. work a dead end minimum wage job. hardly ever leave the house if its not for work. not had a gf in 10 years or a shag since last September.

>>211871716
ktim

>>211871702
WHERE DID SHE GO??

>>211871727
THAT'S MY POST

Rorke hacking into the telephone poles with a brick and some stolen copper wiring, transmitting beethovens 5th down the lines when the nukes drop
Leftypol dying in the blast like a faggot because he doesnt eat meat

>>1
alri

>>211871753
ummm hi x

Wish I could try contact lenses without needing to go to an optician. Last time I tried was a consultation years ago and the experience was horrible, couldn't even get them in after almost an hour of it. My blink reflex was far too strong and my eyes wouldn't stop watering. Grim flashback. Looks like I'm doomed to be a speccy twat forever until I figure out how I can try them in my own time and not in an appointment room.

>>211871774
hellou sexy

let's go girls

>>211871702
Rusland.

oh dear
/brit/'s gone pear shaped

>>211871779
whore, have you tried soft contacts

going to say a new word I invented at the pharmacy tomorrow

i am a peartophile

I'm a map

>>211871779
Get some cheapies online

>>211871095
reminds me of

>>211871822
Move.

rorke telling his chemist to hurry up with his meds as he's tired of them being niggardly with his time

phoar

>>211871831
ckin ell

>>211870878
29 year old kissless handholdless virgin
No friends
Have a job but don't really like it
Stopped exercising as I can't be bothered any more

When 4chan gets banned I'm gonna fall into a terrible depression, this place is my only social outlet

getting my news from hasan piker

rorke enjoying a juicy pear over the sink

>>211871831
left timmy wife
right cronem pumpdoll

>>211871829
Isn't this bad or something? I need an optician to tell me what kind I need right?

jesus CHRIST

>>211871822
plum...

leftypol collecting his prize for gathering all of the P R I D E letters in Subway Surfers

do NOT click this bradley

>>211871831
corr the one on the right

I'm 33 I am in my prime

is there anywhere in Britain where people say "nawr" like Aussies do

>>211871914
yeah

Really need an arse like this sat on my face, preferably farting.

>>211871932
like what?

>>211871948
janman muttering "not on" under xer breath

>>211871970
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>>211871948
done done done

>>211871882
er rorke? come in rorke? what happened to global warming being a hoax?

>>211871957
this

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>>211871973
oh dear oh dear

>>211871875
I just use the same prescription I use for glasses and buy the cheapest ones online. I think there are 1 or 2 measurements that are applicable to contacts but not glasses, either wing it or get an optometrist to check. Buying them in person, at least here, is a scam.