>makes Europeans seethe uncontrollably

Heinz ?
that´s some cologne pub alcoholic name.
But i only bought Heinz a single time and it´s literally worse than 99cent on sale Ketchup.

>>211870380 (OP)
I love Heinz though? My favourite ketchup

>>211870380 (OP)
i always thought it was german

>>211870380 (OP)
Ketchup is the best thing America has ever invented

they go well on hamburgers and fries
you're a subhuman if you put it on pizza though

>>211870380 (OP)
I eat pasta with ketchup
Italians don't look

>>211871908
Who the FUCK puts ketchup on pizza?! Fourth world tier

Heinz is the worst ketchup I've ever had, absolute burgerslop. If it didn't come in a glass bottle it's automatically shit tier.

No, ketchoop is good

>>211870380 (OP)
rent free burger mutt

>>211871796
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz#History

>>211870380 (OP)
Why?

>>211874389
>"Mutt" said Klaus Bardakci

>>211874391
it just does ok?

>>211874391
What is the brown ketchup

>>211874599
Korvgubbens (sausage mans)

>>211870380 (OP)
Huh? Isn't it americans that hate on ketchup?

>>211874599
>>211874741
Brown ketchup is just American steak sauce but Euros have to name it something autistic

>>211870380 (OP)
get this instead because it doesn't have a bunch of sugar in it

Did somebody say HOT SAUCE?

>>211874908
Sauce that is hot enough to burn you is gay but sauce that tastes like pepper skins is based. The one I posted is mild and won't burn you.

>>211874908
Green Cholula and or Tabasco on my eggs please over easy white toast

>>211875163
>Green Cholula
>eggs
based beyond belief

>>211871908
When do you ever put ketchup on pizza?

ketchup is vile

>>211874848
It's normal ketchup..

>>211875315
You put mayo and peanut butter on fries please for the sake of everybody normal stop talking

>>211875315
I'm with the Belgian anon ketchup is fine but mayo is the superior condiment
and anyone who disagrees is brown, simple as

>>211875388
It isnt, brown ketchup is what the British commonly refer to as HP sauce which we in turn in America refer to as steak sauce. The anglophone world doesn't consider it a ketchup.

mayonnaise > ketchup

>>211875446
Ok but the pics I posted are all ketchup. Hp sauce etc is grillsås here, not ketchup. Two completely different things.

>>211875491
hell yeah

>>211875545
>>211875545
The specific brand you are referring to is in fact not a ketchup

.

Take the unsweetened ketchup pill. Not because of health meme reasons but simply because it tastes better.

>>211875661
Korvgubbens Ketchups is very much just ketchup.

"Tomato puree (equivalent to 155 g tomatoes/100g), sugar, water, salt, vinegar, modified starch, preservatives (E 211, E 202), antioxidant (citric acid) and spice."

Contains nothing but the same shit as Heinz, Felix and the rest of the brands.

>>211874599
>>211874848
>>211875661
You do realize it's not the color of the ketchup but the bottle, right?

>>211875388
It's the same thing except one has sugar and one has corn syrup

Swedish niggas be naming dey kids Korvgubbens LMAO

>>211874240

>>211874848
mushroom ketchup came first, didn't it?

>>211875405
we put mayo on everything
you wouldnt get it though
belgian spirit too strong for you

>>211871978
Why though? Just laziness? Is cooking some actual tomato sauce alongside the pasta just too much of a hassle?

>>211879362
It's tasty and I always have ketchup in the fridge.

>>211875405
>mayonnaise and peanut sauce
>not astronomically based

>Filipinos have a tomato shortage during World War 2
>start making ketchup with bananas instead
>it becomes popular and they still make it to this day
I'm grabbing some the next time I go to an Asian market

>>211870380 (OP)
the entire world eats fries with mayo instead of ketchup though

>>211880535
>tfw American mayo is shit and you are forced to make your own if you want good mayo

heinz is good
the problem with some cheaper ketchups is that they are too sweet

>>211879960
how does that work

>>211880644
I'm not really sure. I'll have to find out. They seem to really like food coloring.Pic related is them dying their hotdogs red.

>>211880601
same here

>>211879960
It's not made with purely bananas, there's some tomato in there too.

That bottle has a 50-50 mix, they banned brands who used food colouring and anything less than 50% tomatoes decades ago.

>>211880601
i think the problem with industrial mayo is they use fake or dehydrated eggs, raw egg is a big part of the authentic mayo flavour

>>211870380 (OP)
Germans improved it by a lot, and now we all can enjoy currywursts...

>>211871908
You gave me an idea...

>>211874741
I played with the translator and got something like the old man's sausages, now I'm imaging an elderly Swedish man sitting in a dungeon surrounded by brown dildos.

>>211874908
No thanks, I'd rather take my dumps in peace.

>>211871058
turks wouldnt know a good ketchup if it hit them inbetween their cocks and their cousins snatch