Thread 211872003

Battle of Stamford Bridge edition

https://www.twitch.tv/strawberrytabby
watching a woman with large tits on twitch

what now norway

war... war is different

bet getting stabbed with a spear really hurts

>>211872037
wish I were a woman

>>211872037
another incel hoovered up by the softporn streamer industry. these titty streams should be 18+

>>211872037
she has THE American accent

>>211872061
kept having dreams where i was killing people with a spear recently

>>211872061
a what

>>211872037
they're small actually

janman laying waste out there
the catalog is covered with the dismembered remains of /brit/ threads

Have we stopped calling it Twitter now?

sat here squelching and screaming

rorke

Goth girl feet

>>211872082
a spear
aspear
a pear

>>211872037
hello babey i lov your tits
love from brazil

B-2s are loading...

>>211872090
always a dumb name

guys I have been cleaning my house daily (often doing it multiple times a day because of ads) and today I almost forgot and was reminded. it went wrong and I have to give up on it today but I still kept going back to do "one more thing" with the cleaning up and got some things done actually, including a carrier bag on my stack of bags to add to the store

remembering when that song that went "we could be the flintstones, i could make your bedrock" was popular in like 2010 and all the mongs at school thinking that was a really clever line
god people are so cringe
i've been through stuff my ancestors could have never imagined

lol so fun and funner joked he have :D proved all wrongs as alway ! man MISSION ! OUT WAY !!

you're literally a fucking vantablack congolese jungle nigger if you don't listen to anime OSTs

Alri cmon lads how we goin
As you were then

It everything is the product of genes and culture, and nobody chooses the genes they inherit or the culture that they are raised in, then how are we even responsible for our actions or life outcomes?

>>211872037
hate it when they have anime figures in the background as if they're actually fans instead of using it to lure in vulnerable men

>>211872151
do it for r kim

>>211872170
Shup ye twat

just cummed a duck

>>211872170
they want you to get in trouble
thats why incest is illegal

>>211872037
i dont feel anything when i look at this. maybe im really gay

Mad how all those nazis who claimed Jews run the world are right.

>>211872156
that is grim because all those shitty lil wayne songs were extremely popular here too
you shouldnt be subject to our ""culture""

watch porn for the pre-scene interviews but stopping before the sex

screm

>>211872170
I mean because of what you said
thats why incest is illegal. otherwise (without immigration as well) you wouldnt get in trouble. thats also why they do immigration

no mice
no dragons
no peters
no peartos

people keep calling me a twink but i reckon i'm too muscular for one

>>211872061
>for thousands of years, men have fought against nature and against one another and there has been one weapon that has been a constant throughout the millennia: the spear
>one of our earliest and deadliest inventions, responsible for both our survival and the death of millions throughout History
>but how does it FEEL to be pierced by a spear?
>today, i aim to find out

>>211872199
>>211872231
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>211872231
>>211872199
Wait, incest is illegal??

name 2 reasons why incest should be illegal (no opinions or "muh feelings")

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>211872244
where's your armpit hair gone?

going to learn the four horsemen on my bass

>>211872244
you have 13 inch fatceps not muscular at all

>>211872199
mad that incest is legal in some states in america. really shows how lucky some americans are

um

>>211872289
alri hulk hogan

>>211872304
if incest is legal in those states then how come they havent magically gotten sucked into a black hole then

>>211872246
annoying little cunt thinks he can tell ME how it feels to get pierced by a spear
i'll get speared myself cheers TOM

>>211872304
what the helly

>>211872156
Hmm that's interesting but how many of those kids could have actually told you what Bedrock WAS?

It was the CITY the Flintstones lived in. I bet half those mongs couldn't have even told you that.

>>211872313
dont understand this reference, sorry

you will NOT post the pears

someone's cutting their grass
mad cunt

I've made ChatGPT Nazi KEK

look, it's simple... you are not allowed to post:
> the mice
> the dragons
> the peters
> the nettles
> the pears

not brushing my teeth tonight simply cant be bothered heh heh heh

you think your generation was cringe?

this was the biggest hit in my secondary school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo

>>211872217
for a few years all the mongs here loved him as well
was also that song that went about picking up the world and dropping it on your fucking head
some black lad was repeating that line literally for a week straight as if it was really special

>>211872338
https://metaladdicts.com/hulk-hogan-claims-he-received-an-invitation-to-join-metallica-as-their-bassist/

>>211872219
Good taste.

>>211872382
are you the dentist anon
I think that if you have a constant stream of sugar (to replenish the film of sugar) its fine

Rorke's missus

Something truly horrid going on in my perineum region. Dead skin and nightmarish smells hitherto undreamt of

>>211872331
make sure he wears a condom

>>211872432
I want to become a christian.

shadowboxing to the Gurren Lagann OST in my smelly childhood gooncave

>>211872003 (OP)
imagine being the guy who pulls up to this shit with a chair and some canvas and just starts painting cunts getting their head caved in

>>211872416
doesnt sound good

>>211872388
this was kino tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co

>>211872429
flies have been laying eggs in it

>>211872403
today i learned the hulkster plays bass
man of many talents

Something truly horrid going on in my perineum region. Dead skin and nightmarish smells pearto undreamt of

/brit/ harlem shake flash mob

>>211872478
Zieldy's crush

i am not a happy meal right now

So this is what hope sounds like in music form.

>>211872475
So she may be 33
but that doesn't bother meee

>>211872484
oh my DAYS LOL

on today's non-incel walk i found out how to get to the cool under-passage section of my area, and I also saw a very ugly woman who let me walk past her as she was getting into her car.

>>211872536
'

>>211872471
brushing your teeth isnt a spook but water is

>>211872496
Me n the missus

we are monkey people

janny only cares if you post two niggas kissing desu senpai

>>211872484
shout out to all the pearto

>>211872550
you are so cringe lmao

is soundgarden - black hole song a song about the Jews and also that thign where the farmer in TX was trying to donate red cows to israel

my mum is cool and my mum will treat you right

a real man never dies, even when he's killed

>>211872336
Idiot

>>211872605
yes

>>211872622
*kills you*

>>211872574
I have seen this map (on /int/) with much different numbers
>>211872642
why were they allowed to do that? in the music industry of all thing?

you either go to sleep a hero or stay awake long enough to become the villain

>>211872574
Popping down to heron foods

everypony watch out

>>211872574
it is mental though interacting with people who literally never eat fresh food just crisps and chocolate and ready meals and takeaways. Difficult to even comprehend how they feel getting nothing of any substance in their bellies ever.

Doomed to being a speccy twat and living the rest of my life looking like I belong in a library

BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH THE RAIN AWAAAAAAAAYY

mhmm

>>211872490
he also wants to fuck his daughter

>>211872629
his daughter would get it

he really loves his black gay fantasies

>>211872737
is his daughter fit though
if she is, then like, fair dues innit

>>211872720
loooool harry poofter

mental how much better a tan makes you look

can you lads post some bangers from the 2000-2015 period
in return have some arses

>>211872763
based

>>211872747
looks like one of those babies born with no brain

>>211872737
i've seen that pic of him rubbing sun cream on her arse

Quite enjoy the fact that wearing glasses makes others perceive me as more intelligent and authoritative than I'd otherwise be tbf

>>211872797
Childhood memory?

>>211872783
michael gray - the weekend (bit too early for this one)
shapeshifters - lola's theme
stonebridge - put 'em high

>>211872574
Whiteness map

gettun' gay

um wtf how do we respond atheistbros

I'm no Christian, but doesn't the new Covenant mean the Jews who rejected Jesus and killed him are no longer the people of God?

Has Ted Cruz heard of Jesus Christ and the new Covenant?

Oh man, my head is spinning. I'm just going to default back to my basic Enlightenment position that the Jew is a biological parasite and we must remove him like a doctor does a bacillus. Nature's God created fleas, ticks, tapeworms and Jews—simple enough!

>>211872840
why not go back to uhaminahland though

>>211872842
The xeet that silenced leftypol for good

Has the lad who won £1200 on horses posted yet about winning £1200 on horses

i don't even know how to buy like an apple or something in a supermarket. you have to weigh it? fuck off

>>211872809
what type of glasses

can we order some more posted it again awards, we're getting low

do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH

>>211872842
fuck sake diegos going to love this

Can we all make rorke jokes this thread? It's my birthday wish <3 I'll start

rorke wearing his new lonsdale sliders

doberge and caberge

>>211872840
would though (if legal age)
no school any more only house work

>>211872842
he believes but doesn't know
so much for being high iq

Need a girl with an arse like this sitting on my face and blasting rancid farts from her sweaty hole in this heat.

>>211872880
yeah apparently he won £1200 on horses

>>211872891
if it isn't oliver peoples glasses then i don't wanna know

>>211872917
sex arse woman bum

and you can even have multiple
insanely based religion

window open, doing bits

am bottom

>>211872880
https://voca.ro/17vyIMD33P6Q

window open, doing shits

'xiety

the ol' 'xiety

i am a girl !!

if I started showing just to spill aommonia piss onto the carpet and my clothes start smelling like piss (I cant afford more), I will be mad

USA cries out for syrian refugees

ive got the air con venting out the house air into the world through one of the many windows of my house

>>211873000
um

Watching Kiki's Delivery Service. She's FIT as fuck. Phwoar.

fucking bro

the texting game

issa mad ting bro

>>211872917
PHWOOOOOOOAR

why does this pic enrage janny so much he has no problem with the other spam in the thread but youll get banned for off topic with this one simply bizarre and curious and makes you think doesn't it

any maps in

europaboi08

>>211873021
Which air con? Gonna get myself one too.

Hi any interesting people here?

>>211872917
Asked AI to remove the text and it provided this extended thigh shot

and the latest from giga-turbo-rorke?

>>211873086
is this the CEO assassin? he looks like assassin alt Linus (LTT)

>>211873083
think it was this one, same model but can't tell you the exact btu but the price is right
https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/homcom-5000btu-portable-air-conditioner

>>211873060
>>211873076
Screaming

insufflating a vicks vapor pen

its fucking lush

CEO assassin man was so handsome

>>211873090
Here you are no ai needed just hard work n graft

PIP call next Wednesday, bricking it

rorke on his 1241th playthrough of HOI4 as germany on recruit difficulty

>>211873147
Cheers mate x

>>211872840
need to give her access to computer with instructions on how to do shisha and then teach me but also set it up for me and be my slave
yeah im a wigger now

>>211873158
scrombombling

>>211873109
No its the cold approacher

>>211873126
Cheap as fuck, is it good? Might get two.

lol suvverners cant handle the heat

meanwhile us northern chads can enjoy a cool breeze

>>211873189
I kinda of see it I guess. its more that he looks like that guy

when i rock the mic, i rock the mic right

what exactly is he satirizing i don't get it

>>211872993
with an arse like this

Would it be better to get nuked or keep experiencing this long drawn out death we've seen for the past 80 years?

>>211873215
noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum. YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH..

rorke finding a new low to sink to

>>211873267
go to the Falklands

getting my arse bollocks and pubes waxed tomorrow, then home to read a book and drink some beers, good day all round

got the 'uba 'eard' seen too

rorke settling in for his 173rd rewatch of the lord of the rings extended edition

actually its fine I salted my floor and the smell is gone

i need sex

got my saturday all planned out ;) x

rorke having his bwc folder at the ready just in case

yeah the war with iran is happening

happy birthday heathermong

for me its those wild and wacky IPAs

>>211873332
Emma Watson and me.

botw or totk

in m&s farting

>>211873352
mad how mental makeup is

going out to the bollockorium

>>211873346
aint NO ONE losing they peace for some middle eastern scrap

was thinking about this earlier

when hasn't the middle east been an utter shitheap?

>>211873321
My dad

>>211873369
dunno don't play kiddie games me

>>211873369
literally any other zelda game other than those endless green fields of soulless nothingness, open world games can fuck off

need sydney sweeney bouncing on top of my knob whilst sabrina carpenter is rimming me

>>211873379
people just aged worse then

getting my arse bollocks waxed

The watch

rorke pretending to care about the grooming gangs but he'd happily have a go on the 12 year old crackheads

>>211873453
Um

yeah have a go at stomping their head in

>>211873414
t.blackie who only plays FIFA and cod

forbidding myself from wanking until its a women on the receiving end

would love to see sydney sweenie on blacked

>>211873354
reddit beer

imagine giving what the Rockefellers smoke to 12 year olds. bit like giving them FIFA, or an adult a copy of MLP adventures

>>211873369
totk was probably the best videogame ive ever played desu, wish i could play it again for the first time

American intervention confirmed.

wanky IPAs

Genuinely might just go Thailand by myself

playing some baldurs gate 3

Im gonne be real: I booked a flight to scotland because I thought the show still game was awfully funny and I liked the vibes
ain't nothing but something to do
what can I expect? I land in Edinburgh in the fall (autumn)

>>211873575
i've heard good things but it also looks really, really touristy

>>211873601
12 year olds smoking crack apparently

>>211873369
Twilight Princess
>>211873422
based

>>211873612
How the fuck does that make me a nonce

new techmoan out

i dont like texting girls they give me the fear when they leave me on read

LIV
ERP
OOL

>>211873633
What are you gonna do in Thailand you absolute kiddie diddler?

>>211873648
might as well give up from the start if you send green bubbles

>>211873624
I absolutely loved Z:TP. It was when Zelda games became more mature and edgy. It was so excellent

Former athlete Iwan Thomas poses for pictures with Jedward (John & Edward Grimes) to launch Aviva Startrack in Jubilee Gardens on the Southbank, on July 5, 2011 in London, England. (2011)

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Bollocking myself outside in public

>>211873663
that the Uni? lol shit uni

A bit fucked isnt it

Would you fight against Iran if it was framed as a fight for liberalism in Iran so you can eventually get a brown gf?

>>211873193
sat in my air conditioned bedroom right now
its comfy
set it for 18 and its gone from warm to very cool

gfbergs giving me the runaround as it were

>>211873735
plenty of browns here already

>>211873675
Get spasticated and shag lady boys

>>211873727
far less gory than slaughtering an animal before abbatoirs came into the scene

and you'd be eating that shit right up back then let me tell you

haha i get it now the joke is he's horny and he's gay lol he want sex lmao

>>211873727
not really chickens have it worse over a life

cows and pigs should be shot in the head with a desert eagle

poo

guys they dont define what "device" means in the Windows 11 license/TOS. it is mentioned later (after much flip-flopping) with "a platter or partition of a hard drive capable of running Windows is a device for the purpose of these terms" they they are giving themselves the right to twist their words here

what's the matter janny why am i not banned yet

>>211873804
Pigs are smart as do, chickens may as well be an ant

thinking of fast

>>211873834
never installing digital aids on any machine in my house

look like a right pale ghoul me

I have a 3000 word wordpad document about the Windows 11 TOS and might sue them for scams. in the TOS they relieve other people (except the one violating the terms they agreed to) but I think the scale could be tipped so far that everyone except Microsoft is innocent

Bet her poo honks.

lads got the british classic on tonight
k ciders (8% strength)
shish kebab
vape
bbc tranny porn

Sven GORAN Meltdownsson

>>211873727
heifer whines...could be human cries

>>211873882
you can control your whole computer with voice now

we're going lush on the wacky IPAs tonight boys

>Donald Trump told reporters this afternoon that “a deal could still happen”

nothing ever happens

>>211873911
Einstein.

>>211873814
>catberg: he can see us!
>catstein: relax, he just sees glare

>>211873910
got the old vodka going. mental how this will kill me but i dont care because sober life is literally not worth living

i am looking for a song all i know is that the women is wearing a sequin gold dress and it's a dance song

>>211873957
Stick...

>>211873978
same i can feel my organs failing but don't care about anything

>>211873962
:)

>>211873957
>"you can only bomb each other on Thursdays"

>>211873834
If it can run Windoze it's a device
Seems reasonable to me and I can't imagine a circumstance where they would be able to fuck you over apart from trying to abrogating responsibilty for you grangling your hard drive's install security

Im off the booze and smokes had the booze and smokes until i puked everywhere now im off the muck for good just a little edible and some snus that'll do just fine alright

>>211874026
ktim when my girlfriend leaves

Cowberg

>>211874044
Ti

>>211874026
why don't Scots use the plural of years ever

>>211874044
we get it, you vape

>>211874079
SCREMAINGF

>>211874077
theyre cool and ur not

Same.

wish diego were here to comment on this news, christianity has been confirmed real

>>211874044
we all did it

>>211874151
incel detected
after sex all i wanna do i smoke and rest

>>211874044
i hate that we treat these beautiful creatures so badly

>>211874167
why would an incel feel that feel
fucking idiot

>>211874157
blog on deegs

>>211874157
proof that IQ tests are bullshit

>>211874044
It's time to end the industrial genocide of cowberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7S_AVdlmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7S_AVdlmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7S_AVdlmk
GTFI here lads new brit anthem + vid
let's GOOO

>>211874199
least paranoid atheist
>>211874200
how so?

Troublesome gf

>>211872003 (OP)
he TANKED that btw

>>211874204
Niggeroid.

off out to my local pube

ktim

any man in know this feel

>>211874157
Ricky Gervais must be absolutely seething, one of the biggest and most vocal purveyors of the religiosity=stupid ideology out there.

>>211874259
ktima

>>211874260
nope. no wife, no gf

>>211874260
lesson learned: dont share kinks, got it

>>211874246
CORRR WLTSHF (would love to sniff her farts)

>>211874197
because he made it up you utter spacker

mumberg and dadstein staging an intervention because of my smelly neet incel ways, might finally be time to leave this world lads

any pube fans in? love ye olde pubes

>>211874157
just did a background check and hes a total grifter iq tests don’t even go past 160

any Pokemon man in?

>>211874292
you are fucking idiotic i swear to god you DUMB fucking cunt

>>211874294
rubbing them right now

>>211874293
ktima

>>211874314
cool looking pokemon shame it's shit

I need to lay down

>>211874292
incel = involutary celibate
aka someone who DOESN'T have sex
you DUMB CUNT

>>211874314
love pokemon me

>>211650982
>>211650982

>>211874332
>>211874357

i have never had sex EVER

>>211874364
moronical idiot

Nice,
I'll do it again

Karen Read: ONLY Guilty on OUI .08% or Greater!!!!!!

>girlfriend is feeling down
>I dote on her, buy her sweet treats, and relentlessly praise her and shower her with affection
>I'm feeling down
>she tells me to get over it and asks me what I'm making for tea
This woman

>>211874442
>>211874442
>>211874442

>>211874354
you're an incel and a retard if you couldn't see what my post mean