Thread 211873184

>>211873184 (OP)
The last era I could see myself doing something was when Bismarck was around. I'm no showman like Hitler.

>>211873184 (OP)
I imagine myself being a politician, ruining everything in my country, invading some countried, leaving the EU and NATO, threatening protestors with nukes, and then when the whole world is united against me killing myself

>>211873184 (OP)
STOP MOCKING ME YOU WILL REGRET IT

>>211873184 (OP)
jokes on you, I imagined myself being a famous scientist

>>211873184 (OP)
actually, i see myself as a pol pot kind of figure

>>211873184 (OP)
You wont be laughing when I make mocking me illegal

>>211873184 (OP)
i imagine myself balls deep in french girls

>>211873184 (OP)
OP does this

>>211873184 (OP)
Not a major politician but an evil dictator

No I imagine myself as a dictator who enriches himself at the cost of my people before I’m overthrown, executed, and my corpse is dragged through the streets of the capital

>>211873184 (OP)
>>211873299

>>211873184 (OP)
Yes

Wrong. I'm too scared of people yelling at me to ever be a politician

>>211873184 (OP)
I kind of picture myself as a Musk figure except wealthier and I threaten to buckbreak the economy by taking my gigantic company elsewhere

>>211873184 (OP)
I imagine myself as a landless knight

I imagine myself as a warlord openly killing people in the streets

>>211873184 (OP)
this but as a loyal officer of a regime that tortures and kills all the brown gastarbeiters in my country

I imagine myself as a superhero cleaning up the streets while banging 10/10 villainesses who renounce their evil ways just to be with me

>>211873184 (OP)
I would be better than most politicians here and I don't even care if that's egotistical or delusional to say. I genuinely believe it

>>211873184 (OP)
I imagine myself as a stay-at-home housewife who cooks and cleans for my husband and gets fucked by him when he's back from work

>>211874665
u wouldnt the system in place in america reduces everyone to an obedient slave to corporations and the military industrial complex

>>211873184 (OP)
>fixing
Hahahahahahahaha. Work to pay my neet life with LSD and escorts dear citizen

>>211873869
>I threaten to buckbreak the economy by taking my gigantic company elsewhere
This does literally nothing tho

>>211874665
WOAH YOURE SO FUCKING BRAVE AND NOT A KIKE THAT AVOIDED EVEN MENTIONING WHY THAT IS

>>211874828
>Usa kike 39.jpg

>>211873184 (OP)
>he imagines himself leading a revolution on horseback, then getting shot by a sniper, but a ray of sunshine breaks through the clouds, beaming on his body, as he ressurects and earns the undying loyalty of everyone in the country as he fixes it

>he imagines himself walking in a shopping mall as 4 terrorists start a mass shooting, he then find a glock from a down police officer and proceeds to take down the terrorists with the glock and a salvaged AK, he also evacuates and leads people through safe corridors while hunting the terrorists, but he does get shot about 4 times, but only passes out as he exits the mall with a sea of people behind him. He then proceeds to be in a coma for a week where he meets God and gets imbued with special healing powers and as he wakes up from the coma he is fundamently someone very different and only partly human anymore and goes around curing people in the hospital

couldnt be me, sounds like a Jesus Christ complex, Aquarians am i right h-haha

>>211875338
I would probably be the terrorist desu

>>211875411
in my hypothetical scenarios brazilians dont exist

I imagine mysekf as supreme dictator of all of Europe including Russia beating the shit out of China, USA, India and Mudslimes in war and raping their women into submission

>>211873275
unironically the same, and after they make a movie about me played by ryan gosling

>>211875338
i imagine myself as salazar, giving a respite to my people, even if it's brief

I imagine myself as an eastern roman emperor saving the empire from its collapse and restoring trajan's borders (when I play paradox games)

>>211875997
>eastern roman

i do this though

>>211873184 (OP)
Am I just supposed to be a nihilistic defeatist from day 1 or what you little sperg

>>211873184 (OP)
No I imagine myself being put in charge of an African or South American country

>>211873184 (OP)
I imagine myself as a politian with mid popularity and comfy stable position in parliment that seethes at everyone and everything.

Stop laughing! I'm winning the elections by a landslide, anytime now!

>>211873184 (OP)
Politician?

>>211876466
This kind of politician became the norm in Brazil.
Sometimes we call them "tiktok deputies"

>>211873184 (OP)
I tend to imagine myself married to a loving wife who become a horny demon at bed with two kids living an upper middle class living. But you do you.

too specific anon. stop self projecting...