Thread 211876329

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Sven Goran Meltdownsson

Is there a quiz for shagging?

>had to come into office monday
>had to come into office today
>unfathomably I have to go into office on the morrow as well

actually mental
3 days in one week
how the FUCK did we do 5 days a week in school
I'm dying over here

Sporcle for /brit/ gimmicks

>>211876329 (OP)
LMAO

women doing that dance where the hips move side to side

>>211876253
This but elon

>>211876364
I feel bad for them
doing exams now in 30C heat
the grades will be low

>The future of the Notting Hill Carnival could be in doubt without "urgent funding" from the government, its organisers said in a letter leaked to the BBC.
Oh won't someone think of the black people.

>>211876366
Question 1. Why did spainlad get his trip banned?

dont like pulp
just dont like their music

6th Sporcle Rape Batallion "Thinking Bradleys"

>>211876357
what does the texture of chebs feel like? [10 Marks]

what does fannois smell like? [10 Marks]

Not bad I say

women doing that thing where they jump up and down and smile and clap

>>211876421
>religious
>red flag
lmao what they really are wild

>>211876405
It’s alright lad, no shame in having horrendous musical taste and likely wanting to shag wee boys.

>>211876421
I got 16

small boat cronem gesturing in his native language to katy to bring some fresh khat leaves out the fridge

sharty is full of actual, literal kids, they're currently debating whether to "ban roblox" or not
where are we gonna go when 4chan inevitably gets hacked again? outside?? /brit/ facebook group?

Women wearing tank tops and summer dresses and walking in the sun with their fat soft chebs bouncing with each step

Reminder that 'trans rights' means perverted men being allowed to groom children and mutilate their genitals.

>>211876427
wen dey spotted a small boat approaching

>>211876421
15

>>211876456
you will all go to sharty and you will all love it because you have nothing better to do with your lives

look what his bodyguard does to that chav at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflTGwu-OHA

abort the 38 week old pregnancy
legal no prison

Dunston can check in to this fanny

>>211876456
they never bothered with our /brit/ thread because it wasn't on the main board and I think they all stay on one board

>>211876456
Remember ghost posting and suggesting a discord but some lad was a little too eager to create one, seemed quite nefarious so it put me right off joining the server

>>211876402
Ah yes, because chasing cheese down a hill and paying taxes so that one family can live in luxury are superior western institutions, you absolute cretin.

>>211876479
Trvke

>>211876417
>what does the texture of chebs feel like?
like a bag of sand

>>211876421
got 20 of these haha

I can easily do the 50 states on sporcle, but can't do all the english counties

>>211876479
ktim

>>211876494
yeah that was heathermong

>>211876515
foy

women walking slowly in the sticky summer heat with sweat beads forming on their skin and in the small of their back

>no Netflix subscription
cattle, mindless cattle

Meadow Soprano season 1

>>211876443
20 here
The gun one is a bit unfair outside of yankland

>>211876515
https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/englandgeocounties
post your scores lads

>>211876421
I got 9

>>211876481
based

>>211876547
err

>>211876552
Would love to have a super soaker and severe food poisoning at that moment

>>211876456
it's over
forget it

>>211876549
'

>>211876499
yes, they are

>>211876552
coco pops

>>211876421
14 out of 25 lol

>>211876421
seems fake to rile up incels

>>211876494
don't trust discord to be honest, full of nonces. no reason for normal people to be using it
>>211876548
yeah lass you're getting a torrent or you're getting nowt
not paying a tenner a month for one streaming service that steals all your data when a vpn is 4 quid a month

>>211876329 (OP)
man you know i was studying medical stuff for when i start medical school and someone asked me why i didn't want to be a doctor i told them i am simply too old for that

>>211876552
If anyone needed proof that the jews have a masterplan to replace the white race, that is this picture right here.

really bendy baton barely fitting in -2

Sally Draper season 1

>>211876548
>cattle, mindless cattle
Timmy's Creed

>>211876499
you've done im!

>>211876552
my house is literally on that street

What's the plan for tomorrow lads, same as usual? Slow crawl towards death is it?

>>211876615
visible bulging in her abdomen as he bottoms out mmhmm xx

-4 holding first carbon

That is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen, seriously. It is way too big for her, too boxy shaped, the colours look uneven, making it look like it accidentally went through the wash with some bleach in it, or it was dragged out of a dumpster and never cleaned properly. Even the knitting looks oddly done, like a beginner did it. I was never fond of the Gryffindor colour scheme. I think the others are much nicer and neater looking. Certainly not a flattering look, by any means. She is a mess.

>>211876548
retard it's just one point out of many. not having netflix or social media is fine, but if you're also a virgin and are overweight you are clearly a loser. triggered!

sucking myself off

>"You may have to fight and maybe it'll end, and maybe it'll end very quickly, but there is no way that you can allow (Iran to have nuclear)," the US president said.
>may have to fight
uh oh

I need sex with a woman right now

>>211876671
yeah but she has a nice arse so who the fuck cares

im too old for 4chan as it is
as soon as this place goes, that'll be it for me
20 years down the toilet
wasn't really worth it looking back
you live and learn

>>211876664
mmhmm dis dis dis

Dame Boxy Sweater

>>211876499
yes

>>211876671
>dumpster
foy

>>211876671
just fyi boxy looks are the fashion atm
not to say that fit is even boxy it's rectangular and it isn't ugly and it isn't paired well
but just fyi so u dont look silly in the future

>>211876671
dont care want to suck her pussy and tits

>>211876690
finnish women are waiting for your limp cock

>>211876690
I am a woman

Iran is fighting the same fight that National Socialist Germany fought in 1939-1945.

>>211876398
them schools don't have air con either
at least mine didn't

ghastly stuff

>>211876717
How did you know it was limp?

>>211876653
I plan on quitting work and leeching off the state, and I already feel better about myself

women walking around the city in summer dresses and tennis skirts

>>211876690
shes clearly waiting for a small boat to sort out

>>211876635
gazillionaire

oh Greeno Eats !!

you`re looking
Awfully
Rotund !!

you just know roobee is cunny-shaped

>>211876686
don't drop that shit

>>211876734
Fucking love this, saw it in the park on my incelwalk today but made me wish I could know what sex feels like

Was going to chat up a woman but then I remembered I don't have a Netflix subscription

Waiting until washing machine berg has finished washing the clothes bergs so I can hang up the clothes bergs on the drying rack berg and then go to bed berg

>>211876686
i'd only fight to overthrow the people trying to replace us

rorke wearing a hoodie in this weather because he's ashamed of his moobs

>>211876610
i wish i started college to be a doctor at 18 but i was tricked into going against my dream of medicine. i was forced into accounting

I've started lifting and eating 2500+ calories a day with shitloads of protein is torture, my belly is sticking out so far I look fucking pregnant. This can't be right at all.

Typing up some utterly abhorrent posts I KNOW I will have to defend in front of a jury one day

donkey kong bananza pauline
13

mad how womens fannies are right there under their clothes

>>211876805
Eat less foods which bloat you

>>211876756
This cunt nicked all of Gary Eats' mannerisms and has none of the charm

speaking to a gent today who has air con at his house
apparently you need to have an open window and stick a tube out of it but it works like a charm
circa £300
I am contemplating it lads I can't lie

Any of you have air con?
would thou recommend?

we're already halfway through June though and August is fine. idk if I can be bothered.

timmy torturing himself in the gym
malourished small boat cronem violating imperforate rn

>>211876820
Bet my job coach's fanner is rate peng

>>211876805
*punts you as hard as I can right up your arse but my heel scrapes painfully against the side of your thigh before my toe reaches your crease leaving a big red gash right up alongside your leg and peeling skin*

So Iran gets the bomb, uhh how is that my problem?

>>211876835
The only issue is that they are apparently quite expensive to run based on electricity usage and are only really effective after being on for many hours iirc

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/parenting/5258486-benefit-fraud-blocking-child-maintenance

been reading this thread the woman is trying to get child maintenance payments but her ex is lying to the taxman about not getting work and claiming UC. Apparently if a dad is on UC he only has to pay £7 a week in child maintenance.
She's tried reporting him but it didn't work
The ex also has a new and spends his money on her kids instead

>>211876848
heatherpaedo is typing...

>>211876835
Air 'con' is right

Nervous x

>>211876606
this
people on here are so easily tricked by rage bait

>>211876822
I've got some experimenting to do. I'm reducing my carb and fibre intake right down and drinking more protein smoothies from next week.

>>211876870
Done that melt

ziedbelg thinking about black cock literally 24/7

>>211876863
Thought about posting your dull musings there or are you petrified of posting outside of 4chan? Boring wanker.

>>211876805
You've been on /fit/ haven't you
Fool don't you know they're all on roids
>>211876835
All the chinese students in my flats have them

>>211876860
coalition of the willing, bitches

im back
thats 1 hour. thats how many replies and how much attention he got. by the way, he totally does it for attention, but if stop him and he threatens people with character assassination or even murder. thats so he can continue doing it (totally to rile people up) by the way. look at how many people give a shit about his posts

might buy this video game for my nintendo switch 2

lil ziedy fighting off suicidal thoughts

>>211876499
You're such a fucking bellend. Just fuck off and die you little scrote.

>>211876835
I bought one of those Delonghi Pinguinos last year, they're based. You can get a little kit for putting the pipe out of your window and it also works as a duhumidifier and a heater so you can use it all year. Defo worth it

>>211876846
Wouldn't try that mate I've already put on half a stone of pure muscle and I'm feelin hard

>>211876788
I ghostwrote this post

>>211876912
he is going to shoot himself

Now they're at the woman saying she shouldn't have reported him

She's doubling down and says he's robbing them too by claiming UC when he doesn't need it

>>211876564
not great. cant do the middle of the country.
Bet i do better with the US states to be honest, from playing canis canem edit

Going to drop off the grim alcohol from my grim alkie twat toil this evening into the grim alkie bin, hope my neighbour isn't outside

lose weight

>>211876564
got 46/48
only missed Stropshire and Straffordshire which are basically in Wales anyway and so don't count plus I haven't been to them (I think)
kind of mental how I've been to almost every county

the cronem are activating

https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y

>>211876947
cornwall is like the princess wand of the UK

>>211876914
jesus CHRIST lad
are you MAD?

p a r t y r o c k
is in the house tonight

>>211876564
>https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/englandgeocounties
Just scored 49

glad /bant/ brit didn't take off with the enforced tripcodes. how shite would that be

>>211876985
um

zonked out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>lad at toil is going glastonbury next week
>he's listing off the acts he's going to go see
>know literally none of them
I am officially a boomer and I'm not even 30 yet
the youth do half listen to some shite

Bollocked my life

Once knew a black lad who spoke such strong Ebonics I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. I tried but all I could hear was gibberish. He sounded like Boomhauer if Boomhauer was black and from Atlanta.

Timmy's 2025 gf

>>211876989
they have ones down the middle aisle of lidl which work exactly the same
only £26

>>211877046
Stop.

>>211876947
>missed Rutland
The Rutles influence is clearly waning as the years pass

totally arsed my life up

Proper wrongun country Belgium
Leopold II
Marc Dutroux
Ziednonce
They could really do with annexing

Honor Cargill-Martin's musky tuppence

yes he was assessed when he genuinely wasn't working between August and October last year. He is also claiming council tax through UC so he's not paying that either.
He lives in a studio flat (council, lied to get that as well) in London, works 15 mins walk away from his home.
When I asked him about it all his response was
" I'm doing it to get my rent paid so I can get back on top"

>>211877049
Irishman's girlfriend

>>211876989
i got mine for £500

>>211877068
Stop. Aren't you afraid of lucifer?

>>211877049
I wish

>>211877038
>KAISER CHIEFS
>THE SCRIPT
>NEIL YOUNG AND THE CHROME HEARTS
>ROD STEWART
>THE LIBERTINES
>SNOW PATROL
Why are you lying, unc'?

>>211876996
you're mum might be big but she's not large enough to count as a county rorke

Totally lifed my arse up

>>211876863
really good post thanks

giga-turbo rorke is rechargin

>>211877038
tbf the line up this year is proper shite

>>211877072
ziedophile is the worst by far

>>211877093
Are you Irish diaspora?

>glasto
worthless rubbish makes traffic hell
they will burn in the heat

rorkie talkie

>>211876564
nothin personal
it's just cause I'm autistic with lower league football
wouldn't crack 10% in scotland

alert alert melty in progress

>>211877118
why are racists obsessed with black men stealing white women
its just embarrassing

Timmy's crush

Sir Norwood III

>>211877170
can see the county im currently in here

Sven Goran

>>211877184
Sorry. Stop.

I was gambling in Havana. I took a little risk

cry about it I like making people mad lol

>>211877180
You are responding to a homosexual cripple

>>211877188
doxxed

wtf the heat went up like 5 degrees fucking how

>>211876947
little better but not by much

>>211877202
Save.

what email service are you at brit
I'm trying to migrate from jewgle

it is well hot

>>211877224
I'll give it a shot too then
But I've tried it before a few years ago

>>211877224
florida is like the boyclit of america

>>211877224
Retard

>>211877264
Help.

things I'm an expert in
>All post-1066 monarchs
>English counties
>World Countries
>US states
>US Presidents
>(most) British PMs
>Islam
>The Late Roman Republic
>sex (theoretically)

yanks really do just be living in squares and calling it a state as if it has any historical or geographical context at all

>>211877240
this is his auschwitz

>>211877270
Cronem satisfaction devices

grats on the (you) from the spam bot

mood
https://youtu.be/uD8GFqJGCGE

>>211877242
If it's security you're going for, you will want PGP with whatever service you settle for.
I would suggest self-hosting if you have the know-how and don't mind the cost, but obscure domains are probably going straight to the spam folder for most providers.

>>211877270
LOVE a puffy valginer bulge

>>211877292
scrodelayeehooing

>>211877298
stfu n*gress

the spambot and then yourself or the one person here
while no one else wants you here, and the website would benefit without you people. mental how you threaten people in order to protect that ability for you to keep posting here

Shell-Aviv haa

lads is there anything I can buy for my bedroom that is like an adjustable monitor stand but for a TV? me and the gf would like to watch TV in bed in front of the fan because it's nice and cool in there but it's like right in front of our bed on a dresser and not very comfortable to watch lying down, I would like something I could use to raise it up high and angle it down towards my bed? any suggestions would be great

thats craazy.

>>211877270
Are their hymens intact?

>>211877317
Jude

aff tae bed

>>211877347
Posted it again award.

>>211877347
katy walkin out the gerkin w dat parous introitus xx

>>211877357
bad body
i guess timmy finds this hot

Need a statue of Reinhard Heydrich in Tel Aviv.

>>211877357
handcuffs
jail cell

>>211877242
iCloud unironically, Outlook for the other stuff

>>211877362
what happened was

we reached the moon

nonces and schizos hours approacheth

Are sophie

>>211877279
how about US state capitals

i have tonsil stones and haemochromatosis

NWOBHM

>>211877347
Imperforate Katies

>>211877391
time to get him banned again today
>bbbut muh I muh I I
stfu same excuse every time and always crying

posting for the sake of it

>>211877347
very noncey post lad

>>211877403
Warsaw.

tonight's rendang

>>211877377
best he cud ever do xx

will you answer the call?
things aren't going well bro

>>211877440
he's eating pooh-ri

>>211877440
Looks like Elton John hasn't seen this

Thegenerationofmaturespermatozoa fromspermatogonia takes
approximately64days

time for eat before hymen busting shift

>>211877471
Thanks. Stop.

>>211877467
Her filter slipped off at the end, stupid bint

state of it

not going to wait another hour just to say that you get no replies

toby

>>211877510
FOMYEG

gaaaaaaang

Very worrying this Iran situation isn't it lads

>>211877461
>your true home
yfw dual loyalty really was a myth

not even late really

pakis really tnink they're the main characters huh

might lay the smackdown on your candy ass
might not

>>211877467
fat unfit hoes abusing filters so brown people can love them

>>211877467
selena gomezome
that's straight fire lmao

>>211877535
heil hitler if you do not correct the map of india

Timmy O'Connor's girlfriend

Iran helped Russia in 2022 yet Russia isn't helping Iran now.

Russians have absolutely no honour.

It's time to play the game...
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

>>211877558
the sideshow bob cut

iron brain irish

>>211877461
The jew is always a jew, no matter his country.

>>211877565
Russia’s kind of tied up in Ukraine. They let Assad fall too.

>>211877224
>>211877257
47/50
Missed Wyoming, Iowa and Connecticut

>>211877607
it makes them stupid

>>211877565
It gets buried over and over again but there's countless documents from Holocaust survivors describing how they were treated far better by the Germans during the war than the Russians after it.

>>211877595
TIME TO LAY THE TARPS

Boots + shorts combo

>>211877618
screeching

uber eats getting booted up

I just put blind faith in our dear leader to sort the world out

>>211877618
SCMEISAGG

Katy's pussy after Mofasa slammed it

>>211877403
not really desu
pain in the arse they are
they go out of their way to make the capital city like the 5th biggest
absolute bastards

Sacramento? the fuck's that?

>>211877638
Gay cowboy? Rhodesian?

theres fucking nothing about the hymen

rorke nah bruh this aint is blud

>>211877632
What's the holocaust?

>>211877632
Nobody talks about this but there are tons of death certificate archives from the camps being held in Russia that they refuse to declassify for some reason

good dick stops me acting up

Fingered my arsehole

>>211877461
imagine a world where they start abducting Jews of the streets and sending them to die in Iran (like they do in Ukraine to die against the russians)
>shallom shabbat Mr shekelstein, very nice nose and curls you have, get in the van immediately your homeland needs your blood

Washing machine berg has finished washing the clothes bergs

>>211877736
Ok I will imagine it

>>211877744
corr get them all hung up

>>211877668
Gay Rhodesian

in the next couple generations there will be people who won't know a life without ai and you'll be the old cunt who remembered chatgpt and how simple it was

>>211877618
he hasn't even posted for half an hour mate, calm down

>>211877744
Get them on Dryowitz

>>211877744
*kicks you in there as you bend to get them out and sets the cycle to 2000RPM, 60 minutes*

>>211877775
by the way I dont know why I always used to go off on you. my bad lmao

>>211877765
you are an evil anti semite

>>211877775
i think it won't amount to much

Got a really nice cock

used to live in a flat, whenever guy above had washing machine on entire flat would shake. pots and pans flying off table tops
still get the flashbacks
horrible feeling

>>211877815
what

>>211877850
Fuckek.

heatherbatty found his latest obsesaion

>>211877775
they'll be retarded and i won't

the hymen isnt real dead internet theory made it up
>>211877865
no shit

Off to bedstein for some sweet dream bergs

>>211877890
This move. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

tfw born at the right time to play outside and that as a youngun but know how to torrent and do proper computer stuff now

>>211877921
g'night timmy

>>211877938
>>211877938
>>211877938
The new as it were

>>211877954
you in any good private trackers?

watching toradora

>>211877868
i used to use a bandsaw at work. sometimes for hours at a time. still get flashbacks and nightmares even though i never lost a finger

>>211877461
link to tweet?

>>211879174
Idk