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>>211880415 (OP)
how do i get a comfy npc office job?

I was feeling Syrian this morning so I had Syrian food for lunch today.

>>211880694
By suckin on my penis.

you guys ever look at the list of languages on google translate i haven’t heard of any of this shit. “ewe” that’s a damn sheep

This coffee tastes like fish or some shit

Do they do the retarded 5 different levels of each course in each high school (e.g. grade 10-1, grade 10-2, grade 10-3, grade 10-4, etc.) grade thing where people who had bad grades in grade 8 are placed in the retard classes for all of high school and their diploma essentially doesn't count in all of Canada, or just in this province that shall not be named

Local Man Killed by Own Fart

Canadians everybody...

California media is interviewing beaners in a desperate attempt to make people feel bad for them but the beaners can't even speak English
Me no se why this habbening, me been here 25 year

Did everyone get banned or something

>>211880984
I'm too busy gooning to post

>>211880905
I entered high school in Alberta the year they introduced the split between pure mathematics (actual math) and applied mathematics (tard math). It caused a lot of problems as the debut year of pure math was way overcooked, about equivalent to skipping ahead two years on the old curriculum. Meaning grade 10s in pure were doing what used to be, the previous year, grade 12 math. A lot of kids failed. It was a disaster. Not surprised to hear the split idea stuck. They just want to churn kids through the system as easily as possible.

N

i think i'm gonna stop using reddit and twitter because every other post is a fucking indian pretending to be white

>>211881120
You claim to be white and yet interrupted by n word tower
Curious

>>211881137
shut the fuck up

>>211881145
What are you gonna do? Call me a bloody basterd next?

>>211880951
Respect your elders, Jose Manuel

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you idiots we're all in here

>>211879946

>>211879946

>>211879946

>>211881279
I'll just wait it out for a proper one

Do you like glumpf?

Watching Pacific Rim: The Black on Netflix. Surprisingly kino.

When I become supreme dictator I will publicly hang all chiropractors and I will force all firefighters to become addicted to heroin.

Good death to America and the jews morning.

>>211882005
>I will publicly hang all chiropractors
One last neck pop

>>211881941
I like how everyone collectively ignores the second Pacific Rim film. Like how everyone collectively ignores the Sopranos film.

>>211882005
I mean I kinda get chiropractors, but why the firefighters?

>>211882048
It wasn't THAT bad IMO. The action sequences were cool, but there was no reason for all the main characters to be young children.

my body is getting more blubbery every day

i am your new daddy

whyd she do it

>>211882071
It was a prime example of the inoffensive Chinese slop films era. Even had that same Chinese actress they inexplicable put into all the US-Chinese co-productions (Jing Tian)

>>211882073
Did you chew the experimental bubblegum?

>>211882085
to get clicks

it will be very funny when jason finally transitions and becomes a radical woke tranny
only a matter of time

>>211882033
Made me humorously exhale slightly award

war is delightful to those who have had no experience of it

Putin said take the deal. It's unironically ogre for Iran

>>211882185
>russia out
>china silent
Nothing is breaking out in the middle east
Trump should get the Nobel Nothing Happening award for this

>>211882185
Maybe, but China is more important than Russia and they can still kill a lot of jews and Americans on their way out, which we will enjoy.

>>211882251
China has actually publicly stated that they are neutral on the issue and just want peace in the region

>>211882157
War is a bunch of cool guys with guns being badass and looking rad as fuck. It's just like those video games! SMSPK

In the name of Allah the most merciful

>>211882298
If Allah did not want me to twerk then inshallah I would not be able to twerk

In the name of Buddha the most enlightened

>>211882264
Drumpf said the same thing desu, but yeah, I can see Iran going away. Just hope they don't hold anything back and take lots of jews and Americans with them.

In the name Jesus Christ btfoer of the Jews and Muslims, beloved by all

>>211882361
>Just hope they don't hold anything back
The last leader of their military lasted two to three days before he was unceremoniously bombed off the face of the earth I wait with baited breath

>>211880694
>be born a woman
>have good genetics and be physically attractive
>horny boomers hire you just to keep you around the office to ogle you
The "marketing" department at my office is somehow constantly growing despite already having nothing to do. They hired 3 new employees over the last year, all hot young women straight out of college with no experience. They don't do fucking anything. Every time I walk by their office I can see them watching Netflix or browsing ebay and chatting with each other. I have literally no idea what they do, I've never seen any tangible product produced by marketing.

>>211882361
Not likely
Launching a bunch of rockets makes the rocket launchers easy to find and destroy
Nothing will happen

cant believe we got an aipac shill here with us. i wanna bully him but i fear theyd dox me and eppstein me.

women are so pretty. i hope that i can meet one someday.

>>211882398
they are eye candy, that is their function.
it raises morale

>>211882407
Nobody even knew you existed till you said something

>>211882384
The end of Iran is not the end of the story. The jew will still bleed when cut if Iran falls.

Amelia you’re a whore

The Iranians literally told Trump that their spirit will live on even if he took their physical bodies lol

>>211882415
juden dog why arent you in the front lines

>>211882448
I am American the only country we should be bombing is yours

>>211882441
*shoots down their spirits with AA guns*

With a little bit of luck you’ll never work

>>211882467
Sex work is still called work for a reason

>>211882441
And they're right. Aaron Bushnell inspired Elias Rodriguez, who will Iran inspire in their martyrdom?

>>211882461
you outed yourself so quickly.
i thought theyd send a smarter jew to a place like 4chan

Ok bomb the cartels in my Mexico: yes or no?

>>211882485
Have some sympathy. You people also know what it's like to be kicked out of other countries

>>211882502
no sympathy for juden! i want to see them finally drag their golems into the meatgrinder before israel gets razed!

>>211882500
They're all spread out like rats or jews so it would be hard

>>211882485
Okay everybody quick opinion poll, Bomb the cartels in Mexico: yes or no?

>>211882527
yes

>>211882414
Well it makes me absolutely miserable since it's only reinforced how fucking ugly and off-putting I must be to women. They all actively avoid me. I've seen them turn the corner towards the break room, see me in there, and immediately turn around and head back to their corner of the office only to come back as soon as I leave. I've barely spoken a word to any of them and none of them every make any effort to talk to me or even acknowledge my presence, even if we're the only two people in a room together.

>>211882527
Yes

>>211882527
I'm saying the cartels don't have any infrastructure. They're dudes living in single family residences meeting in random buildings round town like.

>>211882552
That's tough maybe their government should enforce the law

>>211882540
>only reinforced how fucking ugly and off-putting I must be to women.
Not really, Even chads will sometimes encounter trios of bitches that just don't like them.

>>211882527
No I need weed

shut up libtard

I’m Phoenician

>>211882564
Bro my weed is grown in IL, Mexican weed is unironically dog shit. It's the weed your parents talk about where it took them four joints to get a buzz

Chicken and rice for dinner.

>unironically
kek

nice split thread faggots

>>211882611
get some boiled eggs on there and up that protein son

>>211882631
The farts would be toxic

>>211882644
good

>>211882611
For me it was just 4 chicken thighs and some sweet tea

Looking for a girlfriend

>>211882657
you're in the wrong place bucko.

im back

An Israeli living in Tel Aviv says:
In these circumstances, every day I take my family to a restaurant, after eating, we stay until we hear the sirens and run home without paying the bill."

Looking for a futa GF but I don't want a tranny.

groceries are too fucking expensive

>>211882671
Lmao

chuds love israel and ukraine now

>>211882671
fair play

>>211880415 (OP)
I swear some boomers are disillusional

>Did you know Chicago is dangerous and full of crime and shiet
It's now only in West side
>People in the northeast have to struggle to eat even with high ass salaries
Man it's the same cost of living as Florida and Texas now
>California is a hellhole
Only thing right they said

>>211882676
aren't we all

Power outage in my area. How does this shit keep happening and at the worst times
It's always when I get back from work

>>211882671
Jew on Jew crime

>>211882698
How is that supposed to be a good thing?

>>211882719
stop being poor or fat

>>211882677
You don't have any right to food chud

Still no Nintendo Switch 2. . . Only suffering. . .

>>211882677
Have you seen the price of shitty ground coffee beans now? What the fuck man.

Going to try and swim 5 miles this weekend. I'm going to wagmi

>>211882677
That's okay Mark Carney will fiHAHAHAHAH OMFG HAHAHAHA

sometimes I stroke it slow
then sometimes I stroke it really really fast!

>>211882716
Theres no greater antisemite than a semite

>>211882746
I don't like this modernized version. The soul has been stripped.

>>211882677
What the FUCK are you going to do about it?!

>>211882677
Get on food stamps

My boss looks like Ki Adi Mundi.

I deserve to get blown

>>211882715
What should i do cummies? Staying in my dark room seems depressing
Already went on a hike for several hours i thought they'd have it fixed by now
I guess i could go walk to a bench and just sit outside reading while drinking beer

>>211882775
lol with or without the giant top of the head?

>>211882784
Without. But they have the same face

>>211882719
It's a slightly old joke now, but it involves calling bad things good

I saw the tallest Chinese guy ever

WHATS BETTER, GROK OR CHATGPT?

i love israel do you love israel

gooning to this thread

>>211882795
>He was 5'4 OHHH *Audience laughs*

>>211882780
you don't have candles?

>>211882677
not really. you're just poor.
poor now, poor tomorrow, poor for the rest of your life.
should have studied in school.

If you pick just any random small town in Europe by zooming in wherever, and compare the population size to towns you're familiar with in Canada, it becomes very apparent that they have way more shit going on. Makes Canada look like a dystopia. Grim desu

>>211882797
ask claude

>>211882813
I just have my phone's flashlight on
Thimk I'm just gonna fill my thermos with beer and take a trip to a nearby bench

>>211882830
They have a longer history of development and are more densely populated, it only makes sense it will be that way

>>211882836
There's a bunch of people at my condos pool but I'm too shy to join (plus they look gross and trashy)

Well lads going to smoke a joint bye

walkable cities weigh heavily on my conscience

hey chatgpt let's say hypothetically that someone were to pull a several foot long tapeworm out of their rectum. in this (totally hypothetical) scenario, what should that person do

>>211882830
What is the benefit of "way more shit"?

If not for the “”great”” migration and the immigration act of 1965, or if Lincoln was able to deport all the African slaves after the civil war as he wanted, then most every city in the US would be walkable

in australia they're called walkabout cities lol!

Say whatcha need to say
Say whatcha need to say
Say whatcha need to say
Say whatcha mean to saaaaaaaaaaay

>>211882843
I found a town in Poland half the size of the one I live in, and they have a theatre, museums, a park, a hiking trail, lakes with boats on them, a bowling alley, a ski hill, hotels, various kinds of stores that we don't have here.
>>211882864
Anecdotally, everyone here us bitching on the Facebook town page about nothing to do, and saying that kids are doing hard drugs because there is nothing here.

we have so much space in this country it makes no sense to not have open borders

I miss KOST 103.5

I can't believe I look like that

>>211882910
Terrible bait

Blumpf is selling off our national parks

Tel Aviv looking beautiful

>>211882934
Nuh uh

i don't want to play video games

drumpf is gonna give you sexual diarrhea

>>211882934
It was some national monuments last I heard

>>211882947
What the FUCK is sexual diarrhea?

high and zoned out rn

So satisfying seeing israel get rekt

for the last hour and a half i've been doing overly dramatic cholo impressions, out loud, in my house. i've just been yelling "SHEEEIT MANE! COME ON MANE! DAFUQ JU DOIN MANE??!" loudly to myself.

the joys of living alone truly cannot be measured.

>>211882972
>the joys of living alone truly cannot be measured.
But you would rather be the man in that picture

>>211882965
Keep laughing. Nits your tax dollars that are going gro rebuild it

>>211882972
*knocks on the wall*

When I sneeze it's horrible.

>>211882972
>type shit
>Y'all playing i ain't even bout that
>That's what im saying bro

>>211882972
What's for dinner eh
We should get some fuckin Stouffer's holmes

>>211882979
i have been the man in that picture. she doesn't need to stay here 24/7 for this sort of thing to happen on occasion.
>>211882984
*breaks your knuckles because my house is brick*

>>211883008
i remember that post

become blackpilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l64FpQNFbio

>>211883016
Yeah the cholo voice saying Stouffer's holmes is hilarious

LOL

>>211883022
what kind of weird homo erotic shit is this? will never understand why incels become obsessed with 11/10 chads it's really gay and weird.

i think i should buzz my hair with the 8mm

>>211883033
>>211882965
why are you spamming this here? i bet you don't have the guts to spam that shit in the israel general

>>211883033
iran will sign the ceasefire deal, israel will get away with bombing them and get what they want (as always)

Turn on the news
Our nation is under attack

>>211883050
use the 10mm just to be safe

NEH

>>211883065
what channel is CNN on again

>>211883109
So true

>>211883059
Cope

>>211883109
tired of cringe mid girls planning out and making gay little videos like this. it's no wonder their lives are a trainwreck when this is what they spend all of their time doing.

that awkward moment when you call your friend's mother a whore and they get really angry because their mother really is a whore

Why does me posting pictures of Tel Aviv on fire trigger so many anons in this general?

>>211883145
>mid

>>211883188
looks like a local crop field being set on fire at the end of the season. didnt the idf censor everything now?

>>211882934
He's gonna get us all killed but he's also made it feel good to be a white man again, so I'll keep supporting him.

>>211883126
iran can't fight the war without chinese and russian support and they're both pressuring khamenei to accept a deal

i think dmx was onto something, you should try barking like a dog. feels pretty good

>>211883224
yeah you're right he also said some stuff about homosexuals

I went to a massage parlour once
when I saw the obvious cop car parked around the corner I immediately knew what was up and left

These pirates literally just sit around waiting to throw desperate horny men in jail

>>211883224
>>211883233

AIN'T GOT NO LOVE

FOR HOMO THUGS

>>211883222
Cope

>>211882954
don't worry about it

finna play some rising storm 2

>>211883188
Tbf Israel's the victims of this conflict in the same way the Nazis were victimized by the Poles during the Warsaw uprising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sj3tmRFjE
bro actually died over a cheeseburger. i mean, maybe if i was really hungry...

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750302194739442.mp4

Shut never fails to make me laugh hard

jb on the log

>>211883265
Put a sock in it moshe mendelbaum

>>211883253
this is why they murdered DMX they want the thugs to be homofags

>>211883273
jordan beterson?

>>211883256
hehehehe nobody tell him george washington hasn't been president for 228 years now

I'm a survivor

>>211883269
those bloody thirsty pigs still shot the old man while he had his hands up

>>211883273
JB weld?

>>211883269
>be american
>sperg out because of burgers
>get shot to death by cops in a shitbox

one of the most american things i've ever seen.

>>211883288
jordan beterson would say "go to bell" and "clean up your boom"

PLEASE respond and tell me that i “sent that freak flying” PLEASE PLEASE

>>211883288
>>211883304

>>211883315
FUCK i forgot to attach pic

>>211883314
I just went to The Bell

Installing mods for Skyrim to make all the NPCs sexy.

>>211883313
whats the most canadian thing? being euthanized by an indian doctor while you have a dogs dick in your mouth?

>>211883304
TUESDAY Weld, in the 1956 hit movie Rock, Rock, Rock

>>211883315
bodied that freak

im incredibly gassy.

can this retard just declare war already and stop edging everyone

>>211883328
a comma would have sent him into high orbit but you aint that guy yet

>>211883337
>while you have a dog's dick in your mouth
Why do you consider this to be Canadian?

>>211883328
faggot

>>211883328
who the fuck takes the time to text out "cuz um yeah"

holy SHIT you and your friend are retarded.

>>211883349
>>211883355
>>211883356
>him
it’s my proto gf

I consume memes.

You know who else was in Rock Rock Rock? Chuck Berry

I can't help but think about how this man is living under the very real threat of violent death every minute of the day, by the most evil and depraved people on Earth; they are spending every waking moment thinking of ways to kill him, and it could happen at any time.

This is a true leader. After Sinwar, after Nasrallah, after Haniyeh, after Soleimani, after all his revolutionary comrades murdered by Israel last week----he is not frightened, hiding and negotiating to preserve himself, like the Kaiser did after WW1, but like Hitler he is ready to take ultimate responsibility for his authority and choose death rather than cowardly surrender.

Khamenei truly is a holy man. At this critical juncture of world history, he stands alone. If they kill him, he's going to live forever.

When we have leaders like this in the West again, that's when we will have earned our right to be free from the Jews!

>>211883354
trudeau legalized oral sex with dogs

not reading

>>211883348
but i dont wanna get drafted

>>211883348
nothing. ever. happens

the only thing preventing me from being a regular at that brothel is the fucking hour long drive to get there

>>211883342
She was hot

if heaven exists what would you like god to say to you as you reach the pearly gates

>north korea warns the west against joining on israel's side
it is, as they say, OVER

>>211883377
you're too fat to get drafted

>>211883368
Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers was in it too. Look, just go watch Rock Rock Rock . It's a great look into American life in the 50s

>>211883363
she is retard material, pump and dump already bro jfc.

>>211883031
I can't have sex because i don't try and am afraid of women, simple as

>>211883414
Who said that? Ayatollah Assahola?

>>211883408
why would you be afraid of foids

>>211883422
https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/06/18/iranian-state-surprise-tonight-tv/
Some idiot on Twitter said that

>>211883431
Idk just am

me, i have sex all the time

>>211883414
It was true though. That night the Oilers lost again to the Panthers. Maybe Khamenei is friends with Gary.

>>211883040
seething troon can face reality huh?

>>211883459
you will never be a real incel

>>211883465
what an odd and out of context thing to post

>>211880415 (OP)
i am seriously contemplating giving up because i don't think i could go back to school and get into a nursing program. i am working a 13.50 job for only 15 hours a week and its basically like third world tier

>>211883496
>15 hours a week and its basically like third world tier
How is it third world tier if you only work 15 hours? That's nothing

The winners of the second world war?
Jews

in my mind i'm in your mother's vagina

Our inward power, when it obeys nature, reacts to events by accommodating itself to what it faces - to what is possible. It needs no specific material. It pursues its own aims as circumstances allow; it turns obstacles into fuel. As a fire overwhelms what would have quenched a lamp. What's thrown on top of the conflagration is absorbed, consumed by it - and makes it burn still higher.

and you don’t seem to understaaand

>>211883517
they're about to win the third one too

wheres peanut poster >>211883527

Just found this on an old laptop. Was made for a data logging thread on /r9k/. Funny how my taste in childish things like pokemon or superheroes stayed the same, while for the more mature stuff like film and music I'm way more cultured now.

I would live under an Islamic theocracy if i was promised even just one hijabi slave girl

thinking of sex and semen

>>211883513
i wanna go back to school but my dumbass left school because i didn't want to be a accountant now i need to somehow get the money to get a car and pay for nursing school while only doing that. i also would have to get multiple jobs to even dream of getting car anytime soon

i'm 22, my life is so over

Iran is winning.

Men are responsible for feminism because the desire to simp is rooted deeply in our psyche
By contrast women long to be stripped of their rights and placed under the control of men. The outspoken feminists most of all

>>211883402
i'm only worried because i'm fit for draft

>>211883542
some grim stuff there

i am honestly not sure if i could make money whoring myself out or dealing drugs

>>211883583
it was all the rage in 2015

>>211883572
>By contrast women long to be stripped of their rights and placed under the control of men.
This is true and it's why you incels have such issues with women

>>211883554
Ok so focus on one goal first then if both aren't possible. Get a 2nd job, save money up and buy an used shitbox

>>211883542
>green lantern
holy based

>>211883542
shrimp scampi or whatever looks good

>>211883542
>The shins
>The Young Pope
>Keyboards
>Cartoons
>Porn
>The Green Lantern
>Pokemon
>The guy that caused the depression and fucked over Hoover
>Photography as a hobby
>Doesn't do drugs but doesn't count alcohol as a drug
>Sea bugs as favorite food
>Drinks soda
>The stolen states of Northern Mexico
>Beagles

>>211883542
nigga probably has gauges

>>211883598
i only was able to keep 5700 dollars from my old job but now its painful because i remember i live in florida which is a hellhole. not owning a car in florida is like being in a bottom of a stair case with a wheel chair

24 was a fun year I think. I can't quite remember but I was young and horny and mackin with the ladies naymsayn

>>211883622
Ok so look for the cheapest cars available on FB marketplace
I got a shitty camry for like $2000 and have been driving it for 8 months straight

im bored

>>211883597
Elaborate

>>211883644
Hi bored I'm Matt

>>211883639
i am planning on leaving florida because i want to be paid a decent wage

>>211883644
only boring people get bored

>>211883637
i do this to my gf but i’m a balding fat guy lol

high af rn

>>211883671
she probably looks just like that too

Can we PLEASE make morality great again? Tired of seeing all this degenerative, deviant sexuality.

No, I don't wanna talk about tasting pussy anymore, I'm almost 30. You shouldn't even be talking about eating pussy post-undergrad.

>>211883688
she’s 22, skinny, and blonde
not that pretty though

>>211883701
why is she dating a fat baldy like you

My wife's tennis instructor is from Niger

>>211883705
i’m rich and we met when i wasn’t fat or bald
also i took her virginity

>>211883705
hes dark triad

i am close to giving up on going back to school i can't get any job without a car. i am spam applying for jobs in my area that are atleast close in ebiking distance. the worst part was i was given a ebike instead of 1000 dollars to help with a car

>>211883719
you got fat and bald in 4 years?

>>211883727
try 2 years

feel like life would be better if i lived in japan

obsessed with my own flatulence

>>211883693
Idc if people do shit like that in private but I find it bizarre how some people will share all their fetishes openly in a work or school setting

you ever go into one of those old buildings where you have to pull a string to turn the lights on?

>>211883754
yeah my fucking shit condom

>>211883723
Do you ever do anything other than complain? Jesus shut your yapping no one cares

>>211883756
condo*

>>211883754
yes.
have you ever been to one where you have to pull a string to flush the toilet?

>>211883769
my grandma used to have one of those

Baby dick sucker bros...

>>211883693
That will cycle back around but it will take time.

>>211883779
fucking antisemitic garbage, go the fuck back to /pol/

Hope Israel loses so we can stop wasting tax dollars on them and start wasting that money on our own billionaires.

yes, women have a boypussy and a girlpussy

hey bros I just got back from the GF store

might not floss today

>>211883846
if both men and women have it why do we call it boypussy

if i was a billionaire i'd pay to make those places in the backrooms real

>>211883871
plink

>>211883846
i only like sexican bussy

new
>>211883933
>>211883933
>>211883933

>>211883693
But I’m a professional coochie sommelier
Mmm notes of pacific salmon and yoghurt