Oded Yinon edition

Any self care man about?

Seaside Mark all the way!

>texted dad 'thoughbeit'
>realise it's a /brit/iticism
eeek

>>211880622 (OP)
lads l dont care about anything l just want to drink and smoke until my brain heart and arse explode

whats a good crime? i want to make easy money

any lad that has tried the big arch burgoid from maccers man in?

>>211880673
Pull it together

>"Can you tell the difference between them?" Said to Barack Obama after being told Obama had met the Chinese and Russian ambassadors

>>211880676
drug dealing

>>211880651
i like being pretty for men so yeah

>>211880679
no I saw it and said "no"
because I do not eat at McDonalds anymore until they lower their prices again
they have (or ought to have) the power to do that. I think McDonalds should do, whatever they want so long as they are helping the consumer

>>211880690
"Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" To Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie Pointing while pointing to some tartan in Edinburgh.

building a gundam

i couldn't finish school for mental health reasons but i'm not bogany enough to become a tradie
caught in a bit of a limbo here, unsure where to turn

>>211880667
it's from the sharty not /brit/

zimmys bedtime it seems
has to be up early to be posting james cleverly and Shell stock images

I'm so grotesque and wicked

so you should jerk off every 3 months otherwise your body will be not producing sperm which isnt very efficient

well rorke?

>>211880734
Get an Antarctica job

>>211880667
lol

need this when I say "I need a gf"

>Peat was a conspiracy theorist (e.g., Project Blue Beam and The Great Reset) and a UFOlogist, and held highly unorthodox views on nutrition.[6] He was a quack, and cholesterol denialist[7] who promoted pseudoscientific views about nutrition. In nutrition, his most bizarre claim was that essential polyunsaturated fatty acids (omega-3 and omega-6, found principally but not exclusively in certain fish[8]) are harmful to human health and should be reduced in the diet to the lowest amount possible.[9] Peat delusionally argued that a mouthful of sucrose in honey can cure animals and emergency-room patients with fatal injuries (oral liquid sugar is an effective emergency diabetic shock treatment but Peat did not mention diabetes and only gave hearsay evidence, "I've heard stories…").[10] He made many other ridiculous claims such as avocados causing cancer.[11]
RationalWiki going HARD on Ray Pear oh my days

I could fix her

>>211880775
almost triggered a seizure for me
I reckon a few seconds more and I would be done

>>211880734
don’t they have community college or whatever in australia

>>211880782
>RationalWiki
Noticed that every article reads like it was written by the most reddit commie homosexual

>>211880775
that's a cartoon bud, you can't date a cartoon

>>211880789
fix her like jim

been freaking out over a few stray silvers in my mane now that i'm 30
i know this one guy who's been almost completely grey since he was like 22, poor bugger
still beats going bald though i suppose

I had someone tell me I fell off oooo i needed that

/brit/ is a pro mark thead

>>211880820
>freaking out
Are you gay

>>211880820
woman

>>211880828
wtf why did he do this?

>>211880828
why did he play with his own shit in that one video

>>211880697
im considering it but i cant really get drugs on the cheap
i do know a gypsy who is involved in cocaine
and i can get benzos
i dont like coke or benzos but i know they go hand in hand for users
maybe i should try selling cocaine and benzos at a premium
only i dont know anyone who takes those drugs...

>>211880854
>>211880864
to show how hard he was, hes hard as nails

evens l do it odds l dont

>>211880808
not in the sense that yanks have it, but yeah we have institutions like TAFE and stuff that offer all sorts of trade qualifications as well as pathways into actual university, a lot of them are rinky-dink as fuck though, i've tried them

fucking plugged my chink phone which has 8GB of ram +4GB virtual and 120GB of ROM and over 32GB of memory and an SD card slot in it to my computer with file transfer option on while playing subway surfers

>>211880869
Love arse

>>211880828
should be sectioned this cunt

>>211880810
Because they were

>>211880820
Grey hair looks cool though

>>211880894

unlocked the girl character in subway surfers and now the police guy has a dog

>>211880865
yeah I reckon high priced drugs to people who don't know how to buy them is the best way
not competing with anyone too scary that way either
could start with friends and go to parties and sell there too
local uni could be a shout too as the freshers won't know anyone in the city to buy them off

>>211880909
temple run for casuals

get headaches if I don't drink coffee now
didn't used to happen

>>211880923
this is what happens when you listen to idiot naysayers on the internet
ironically you eventually grow out of it and actually start making changes when you get older

I’ve followed through haven’t I

>>211880932
was just a coinflip between downloading those two games

>>211880960

>>211880963
there was this one runner game called "one epic knight" that was better than both, don't know if people still play it

>>211880973
the OG knight runner game

rorkedem aint know bout that minion rush

>>211880995
takes me back

state of these mongs

one cougar pelt away from having the master satchel
took ages getting a panther one

BREAKING: Iran have just raised the gay porn poo barm flag

Sorry Starmer I'm not dying for Israel.

poo breadcake

what are some of the benefits of installing a custom os on your android phone then

hate RPG games where they don't let you reset your perk tree at any time for free, just arsehole game design really

>>211881090
>android phone
I just got the ick

>>211881109
dont want to buy a phone that is going to explode under my pillow or burn my house down

>>211881124
vpn off rasheed

>>211881109
apple phones are for females

I don't have a smart phone

getting Pokemon Go

>>211881164
Pokémon go to bed

>>211881090
you can get different apps not on the play store and be free of bloatware i believe. haven't done it personally
the only thing is that some apps you currently use may not work well so i'd be careful and do some research first

first few smartphones were iphones and i really dragged my heels about switching to android but i eventually got a samsung galaxy and it was lightyears better (must be why they call it a galaxy haha x)

>>211881172
you cant sideload apps without rooting?

Mixing 3 scoops of 'tein 'owder into my greek yogurt and chugging water whilst grim alkie cunt vomits into his parents toilet

>>211880920
my town has no uni, there is a college but im sure those kids can get all the drugs they need and the town nightclubs are rough af. not a chance id try to sell in town, id end up getting stabbed by mad gangsters.
i dont have any friends, just a handful of acquaintances. i dont go to parties, not fashionable enough.
i wouldn't mind selling to white people in rich areas, just driving round posh villages doing drop offs in my discrete car. but i dont have an in for that crowd.
ive got a brother in London who needs money and he knows lots of rich white hipsters.
might ask him if he wants to partner up, if my gypsy mate can supply me wholesale,
i could pick up and bag up during the week. catch a train down to London on Thursday or Friday to drop off, once its exchanged then i train back.

>>211881203
this is like one of those butterly effect posts that now that's been sent will result in you being chopped up in some immigrant's bathtub 3 years from now

always had iphones. always will. nobody has ever given me a good reason why iphones are better and will actually improve my life.

iphones last forever, get updates for years, easy to use, well made.

>>211881090
Minimise the spokware init
>>211881109
Post tits

i don't train legs at all at the gym anymore, they're already decently developed and don't require any further training.
also, women don't care about how big your legs are (there's a middle leg she should be focusing on). only other gymbros will give you compliments on your massive quads

>>211881242
Spookware* fuckin eck

drug dealers are evil though

>>211881248
post legs

We came all this way
but now comes the day
to bid you farewell

so you cant capture gyms right because its going to be stupid kids not minmaxing their pokemon because they dont want to be the best or can you capture gyms

Wish I could go the rest of my life without interacting with another human in the flesh

>>211881270
no because you'll make fun of me for how hairless and twinkish they are x

>>211880894
Agreed. Along with his arse licker incel fans
They look up to him as a hero

>>211881234
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-51413724

>>211881289
we all wish we could go the rest of our lives without interacting with you mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF1l_KtIUoA

>>211881289
Just end your life. We don't want you alive so why bother? 4chan is the sole witness to your 'existence' after all.
Get your life ended.

>>211881293
get them fucking POSTED

>>211881293
now NEED to see them

>>211881296
never understood the appeal of him at all. tim was somewhat entertaining because he was a pure schizo, but mark is just an uninteresting alcoholic simpleton. i strongly suspect it's just one or two people spamming him over and over

>>211881318
easy there tiger

>>211881297
>In 2017, Apple confirmed that it did slow down some iPhones, but said it only did so to "prolong the life" of the devices.

Seems fair. If it was a trandroid device they wouldn't receive an update at all after 1 year.

>>211881305
look at all those twhickens

>>211881248
I just want to be stronger in every way. This is my current build

Rorke breaking the computer misuse act

>>211881330
Get a move on, cheers.

got hit on by a girl last night. this has literally never happened before. is it my new haircut? i have no idea, i thought my haircut looked like shit personally

>>211881332
What drives someone to evangelise for a trillion dillar company like this?
>>211881345
I'm not him. Just seems like you have a lot of rage to let out.

the sweet agony

>>211881356
Should have punched her

>>211881356
it's because you're handsome

>>211881356
why would someone hit you just because you got a new haircut?

>>211881203
>>211880920
>>211880865
>>211880697
>>211880676
I hope you are on a wind up or are police baiting retards

you threatened me

Gog and Magog are at work in the middle east

I am a police baiting retard

>>211881356
She was planning on robbing you

>>211881367
would've done, but i was working at the time and punching people is unprofessional

I'm a very smelly incel and I wanna be free

>>211881378
Gogberg and Magogstein more like

She has two beautiful brown eyes up top and a third stinky brown eye down below.

>>211881389
take a shower, shave, cut your hair

>>211881389
have a wank to maximise cockpong, never shave, let your minging mane grow long

Im irish

Emmett, Mihai and Mousey have a nice conversation in heaven :_;

>>211881422

>>211881389
to hell with LGBQT

>>211881372
yeah its just a joke mate

>>211881422
toby's been here have the day lad, fear not!

>>211881437
I don't simp
I don't cuck
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I dont wanna bake a cake for us

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

>>211881182
people only buy them for the brand. it's pathetic
i get using mac os because it's like linux but in a lot of ways better but phones? nonsensical

Where's everyone gone

>>211881622
We're all cuddling up with our wives

>>211881622
bed or a black hole

im catching Pokemon

cought a scatterbug (vivillon)
what is your vivillon type in Pokemon go

>>211881665
i do not know what that is

have you had a muffin today

all of the differnet places have their own vivillon
the type depends on weather

N then im like
Wait a second bro
U talkin to me?

>>211881665
>>211881670
>>211881693
>>211881701
Dogshit posts
>>211881702
Glistening gem

>>211881665
My girlfriend wants me to play this with her but it's awfully time consuming

Being more proactive. Getting things done. Joining groups. Meeting new people. Saying goodbye to the smelly bedroom once and for all.

>>211881718

>>211881718
where will you sleep

>>211881718
*sticks my arm through your pc screen and drags you back into the musk of your smelly bedroom*

Have you ever pooped your pants?

apparently we're on the larger side of the spectrum on the grand scale between the smallest planck length and the entire universe

Need Emma Watson to do a cooter pooter while I nibble on her gash.

>>211881718
*drags you back to the house where your smelly bedroom sits*
>AAAANOOOOOOOOON

>>211881718
Good fucking lad

purchase a muffin today

got my sister a job, hope she's grateful

>>211881748
kinoesque post

too poor to do that sry

>>211881758
nah dont think i will

>>211881647

rorke's dad playing doom on the family pc

>>211881767
thats okay

worst part about getting back into the gym when you've been off for a while is hastily programming a new routine into your notes app 5 minutes before you leave

rorke playing doom on his Samsung Smart fridge

https://www.youtube.com/@NurseSarahJeffries/videos

Here, learn how sleeping works and then learn that you're literally killing yourself by staring at a blue rectangle and eating crackers at 1 oclock in the morning you stupid knob.
You can stare at a pair of milf cans while you're doing it.

>he records his lifts
lul
have a full notebook of all the shit i tracked and all it did was get in my own head. i can tell the weight ive used on 20 different exercises as that's when i have to push myself

>>211881809
ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Farx4QssNEw

phoar the massive hotspot in the area has pokemon at 600 CP, so easy to kill

Might start making homemade pizza

>600 CP

wish i had a friend

>>211881805
Good post
>>211881827
Same

might go sneaky sneak outside and just try to avoid the mobsters to catch pokemon

>>211881733
strange image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vNUmh-hYoc

took that vocabulary test thing and turns out I know 17,900 word families, which puts me in the range of college educated even though I never went to college, quite chuffed... quite chuffed indeed

>>211881917
linkers

>>211881917
Well done honey xx

>>211881924
not bothered providing you with the link while phone posting but I will say there should be a thread about it on /lit/ which is where I found it. the clue: it had a small amount of posts

why is the ocean near the shore

wish i had a mortal enemy

>>211881924
my.vocabularysize.com

had a dream i was in the 1910's, everything was so pleasant, so white.

woke up in horrible sweat, writhing in agony and utter disappointment it wasnt real

lmao your character walks forwards if you minimise the game and open it back up so long as you are walking backwards (but it rubber bands)

paranoid the postman's going to show up and deliver a letter from the government saying they caught me speeding or running a red light or what have you
it's not my fault i'm a retarded driver

ponut on the 'log in case you guys wanted to know

>>211882070
me? I caught a micchino

got a letter from the govt saying 'we need you out of business sunshine'

>>211882059
Then you get to die of dysentery in a trench in a couple years

>>211882097
was looking for the tim poley letter pic and found this lmfao

>>211882009
This is... STUNNING

was whiter back then still

>>211881998
and that we had a final show down

keep her barefoot and pregnant

keep him barefoot and pregnant :3

BAREFOOT AND PREGGENUNT

>>211882127
screm

going to the mom and pop spot on 5th avenue for a slice of pizza pie

keeping my boiwife barefoot and boypregnant

good post

post good

ummy

boignant

>>211882313
toes curled at this

neither of those were me

>>211882325
um

In this life you're either a smart fella, or a fart smella

um >>211881932 ?!?

umposter on a mad one

>cleared the first area in Ghost of Tsushima of Mongol camps
>Cleared Hollow Bastion in Kingdom Hearts
>Watched three episodes of a certain magical index
>Read 12 chapters of Deadman Wonderland

Productive day really team

nah
dats not me
act like a waste man
dats not me
https://youtu.be/APPMOAGH8Kc

is that lee character even real anymore or is it just people imitating him now

>>211882397
Oh shit here comes the big man!! What up cat chad

Tomorrow (after work) I'm hoping to draw something. Maybe a keyblade from Kingdom Hearts. Or a character from an anime I like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOFp0n49i9Q

>>211882408
I always thought it was a bot

test

>>211882433
sup

>>211882462
he was real once upon a time but it's apparently just bots and the same people that post the pony images now

https://wiki.bibanon.org/Barneyfag_(Lee_Goldson)

>>211882408
The real Lee left in 2017 when he got doxxed
Everyone since is a copycat (and this includes the foot fetish post)

Jews are an existential threat to humanity.

>>211882497
>>211882548
nah
I used to wear gucci
but I threw it in the bin
cause dats not me
https://youtu.be/_xQKWnvtg6c

>>211882616
you're not jay dyer, you're not funny

This entire website is being flooded with Hasbarra/Israeli/mossad/JIDF/CIA propaganda

>>211882636
Do you know the Orthodox Christian prophecies of World War 3?

>>211882368
what was it

>>211882649
nothing to worry about

>>211882649
lee bait

someone here is attacking the Pokemon gym. we will all have to see what ends up going down when we wake up

hahaha

>>211882680
why do these faggots even keep up the ruse? everyone knows he stopped years ago

https://www.myvocab.info/en
https://www.myvocab.info/en
https://www.myvocab.info/en

wish nonces would give over, they fucking ruin every online website.

>>211882700
because its le epic 4chan meme

>>211882700
rorke quit posting in 2015 and people still talk about him all the time

@grorke is this true

2015 was only like 4 years ago

>>211881761
Pimpin aint easy

blacking my arse

Lovely, isn’t it?

‘Tis. I was just thinking - it ought to be dull and commonplace. Same sunrise, over the same house, over the same tiny piece of England, every day for 200 years. But it is beautiful. I’ve travelled miles and was unchanged, when I could have been here and… transported. It’s no fault of the sun if the eye sees not its beauty.

dont wanna burn my candle because it smells nice and don't wanna waste it even though that's its entire purpose
feels like quite a female dilemma this

>>211882828
A couple hundred Barrett new builds would improve that image

Pickling a poo and tickling a jew

>>211882828
need thousands of migrants homed there

for an absurdly cramped overpopulated island there is a fair bit of countryside out there

too much countryside I say

>>211882865
we're not cramped thats a myth

Tel Aviv

Back from gymtoil. Another humiliation oh well. Slow motion better than no motion https://youtu.be/siOlyuB4ToQ?si=EJUaJDFGuzlYfC8N

israel getting a taste of their own medicine

>>211882609
why are they trying to go for the "low quality pamphlet from 1955" aesthetic

I have a 680 CP hitmonlee and 5k stardust now

>>211882850
>>211882865
go to bed, keir

https://www.myvocab.info/en
https://www.myvocab.info/en
https://www.myvocab.info/en
What's a matter Potter... are you scared?

Pooing a Stanley poobrick

>>211880782
figure I could clock your twitter account in one guess

>>211882865
Don't like how barren a lot of the countryside is, need some forests planted

Too hot to sleep

when i do a british accent i sound like a fable character

Pooing in a paki

>>211883047
imagine if I misunderstood what you meant ahaha

>>211882938

>>211883148
Screabbg

>>211883148
rorke

Bishop Barron is a false prophet.

>>211883215
who asked

>>211883223
Doesn't matter who asked. He's a false prophet. I'll be going back to shagging the Jay Dyer sex arse now.

>>211883243
scr agagdms

The book of Enoch is not a canonical part of Holy Scripture. The Orthodox reject the book as a whole although they say that some of the things in it are true.

>>211883270
is the jay dyer sex arse any good

The Septuagint doesn't use the word Nephilim. This word first appeared in the Masoretic text which was created by unbelieving rabbis.

Been lathering my body in lotion after the shower x

asian earwax

Genesis chapter 6 says that there were giants on the earth in those days. And this is where people miss a crucial detail! It says that there already were giants on the earth when the sons of God were wont to mix with the daughters of men! Therefore this mixing did not cause the giants to appear for the first time!

>>211883250
retarded

>non slavic or greek orthodox Christian
Thats a larper

every catholic i know irl is like
>yeah i haven’t been to mass in 20 years and i don’t even really believe in god but i think we’re supposed to help the poor or something
and every catholic i encounter online is like
>Ermmm Akshually according to Pope Niggerfaggot XVIII’s encyclical Peepeepoopoobarum issued in 1127 shortly after the Council of Gaynonces you’re supposed to drown refugees in the Mediterranean

>>211883416
it's a 30 year old autistic manchild who's religiosity occupys the same part of his brain as his star wars lore
it's just a fandom to him

>>211883418
Roman Papalism is wrong and Bishop Barron is a false prophet who teaches Judaizer heresies.

>>211883441
>Roman Papalism
is how christianity spread in europe

>>211883441
yes because you’re an advanced autistic freak and you’ve decided to convert to orthodoxy because uhhhh they have the best claim to apostolic succession o algo (they actually just have a cool medieval aesthetic and do BASED sounding chants)

emma yank doing a wank

Jay Dyer did an impression of Bishop Barron's closet homo voice. It was funny.

>>211883322
donedon

Im a Calvinist and I want to live in Scotland

I’m a jew and I want to live in Israel

Iran is winning

>>211883490
you need some pussy dawg

total jewish victory remains inevitable
Trump is blowing fordo to hell within 24 hours

https://youtu.be/uLSUQYzqXZ0?si=FYD4KiiVDHh4GUPe

>>211883148
ktim

got pozzed in my neg hole lads ;_;

>>211883625
can't call it a neg hole anymore, then :)

my Pokemon are now more powerful than the local gyms

>>211883569
Proof?

>>211883635
due to woke i presume

lets fucking go

In hospital

Roman Papalists claim that the Moslems and the Jews worship the same God as Christians.
This is a lie.
Jesus said "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No man cometh unto the Father but through Me."
Jesus said to the Pharisees that if they believed Abraham, then they would believe in Him because he is the God of Abraham!

>>211883651
no, when a neg hole is pozzed, it becomes a poz hole
it's basic pozology

>>211883677
What do you think of Cark Jung, catyank?

>>211883710
He was a gnostic Luciferian and also he was a spy for Britain in World War 2. He gave secrets on Germany to the British government.
Many spies are also occultists. These two fields often go hand in hand.

every single post is a cat image and something being satan. every time over and over

Once 4chan is banned in britain we should all move to Truth Social and ReTruth each others posts

>>211883744
Trained my brain long ago to instantly glaze my eyes over and ignore them

trolling is dead

>>211883774
Na oboy wetin dey sup

Go ahead and post. New won’t be made for a bit. Your dogshit zingers won’t get any replies anyways. Just post. Finish out the thread.

The ancient Sith invented the modern lightsaber.
The ancient Jedi invented the proto-saber which required a cord and a power pack which was very cumbersome.

NEW
>>211883841
>>211883841