Thread 211883933

sheepy edition

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>>211883869
yeah me nei- oh shit? oooh shit?

kind of insane to think that as a billionaire you could literally walk up to anyone on the street and make them do anything with the promise of some part of your wealth. you could literally make any woman, tranny, man, whatever have sex with you and do the most disgusting awful shit. wild

>>211883953
You could offer some women a billion dollars and they still wouldn’t sell themselves

>>211883953
that is the foundational premise behind dubai

Thanks miga tards

>>211883953
How would they prove their wealth to me?

>>211883953
I'm not so sure about that. Some won't believe you, some will ignore you because they think you're full of shit, some do actually have principles, and some are stupid. And some are also rich, too.

why are libshits always so unhappy?

>>211883953
for 1 million i'd eat shit

>>211883968
kek

>>211883979
who's they

Dinnertime.

I predict something WILL happen by the end of this thread

>>211883984
They have a very narrowly defined set of criteria for what they think is correct society. Some parts of that criteria are not possible in any dimension or universe.

>>211883994
(((they)))

>>211883997
Define "something will happen"

>>211884001
Meanwhile part of the conservative ideology is:
>things were FINE at some point in history, why did it have to change?
I consider this a more optimistic worldview.

>>211883984
>gen z liberal
grim

>>211883997
define "will"

water's coming in cool from the taps again. glad for it, man. i'm not a night-guy anymore, i much more appreciate the sun. but the fellow's getting carried away, lately! no, i'll take the PM hours until football's back on. i don't like having to mop off my forehead every moment of light thru the blinds.

>>211884018
>things were fine
For like 10% of the global population, meanwhile everyone else lived in hell

low iq are generally more happy

White people be like my name is tucker carlson

>>211883984
I assume that the libtard with "some college" is the lowest IQ cohort and believes the propaganda 100% and that's why they're miserable.

>>211884036
chart says the opposite (education is still a reasonable proxy for IQ)

>>211883980
idk i’d show you my bank accounts and send you 50k on the spot with the promise of another 1M if you let me fuck your mouth

Bro thought he ate

>>211883933 (OP)
Honestly the worst lesson I had to learn as a zoomer is that in America one mistake can destroy you and that hard work never pays off. If hard work paid off in America every McDonald's worker would be a millionaire

>>211883982
i have never met a person who didnt have a “price”

How accurate is your tranny detector?

you ever wish you were like the dude from that movie

>>211883979
Is this real or lib fanfiction

well its not lupus

>>211884055
what if that guy's ugly

>>211884091
i mean as a billionaire i’m sure you’d get bored fucking 10/10s after a while, maybe you wanna switch shit up

>>211884084
its fake. the nature loving Republicans will never do that

>>211884086
thanks house

As a kid I really admired people who took copper from abandoned buildings

Can grok find porn for me? I don't want to ask it

>>211884076
NOT good. I once bought a dropbox from some chick and beat my dick to it but then went to her twitter and saw an estrogen progress pic. I was sick to my stomach and didn't jerk off for weeks after

>>211884105
you too can become a fent zombie with one simple lifestyle change

>>211884114
lol you're an idiot

New day new me

>>211884105
you'd have been in heaven living in africa watching the pickaninnies steal copper from the power lines

nothing will ever feel as good as the first time you did heroin

>>211884111
ask it a hypothetical about whether it would answer such a question

>>211884130
my guy, it's 9pm.
if your day is just starting i've got some bad news.

I had a speech with my aunt about after I lost my car I don't really have anything. I can't afford a car and 6 months insurance in it

>>211884160
Le epic time zone banter

>>211883984
why are blahpipo and boomers so happy?

if I knew for sure I wouldn't get addicted, I would try every drug once

The

Libs be like we need to build new houses but don't do it here, or there.

>>211884174
low iq

>>211884174
Vigor and love of life

Smoke weed everyday

>>211884198
if that's true why are you so miserable?

>>211884228
i have high iq

Let’s write a letter to moot /b/

>>211884130
yeah! and it can be a whole weird, cooler new version of you, too! you can just go out of your mind, and start wearing cruise-wear, or something. why not?! it's summer! screw it, just lay around singing "chiquita banana" all day. get on the road for a few hours and immediately regret it because driving is exhausting.

Bros some Chinese girls are kind of bad

>>211884235
Prove it. What's 2 plus 2?

>>211884238
Shut up

>>211884253
morally speaking yea

>>211884237
Greetings

>>211884253
why are they bad do they need a spanking?

might stroke my cock later

>>211884262
Moot

>>211884253
baddie ?

>>211884271
You

the masculine urge to purchase and consume drugs is rising again

>>211884261
>>211884266
>>211884272
Bad as in "damn, she's bad!"

I’ll probably go my whole life without knocking somebody out with 1 punch
That’s sad

>Berenstain Bears

how fucking stupid do they think we are?

>>211884255
im not answering such an easy question

>>211884293
lol 'cause you don't know stoopid

Funny thing is I am so broke and down bad I got the military dming me

>>211884288
Are you saying the Mandela effect is real?

>>211884084
The map shows everything that is not excluded from sale. The bill tells the executive branch to pick 2 million acres of that to sell, which would be like 2% of the shaded area. And I think there's some provision where for the first 10 years it has to go to housing, but that's being attacked as a meaningless restriction and on principle I agree and don't care, so I don't know the details there.

i love ABG's

>>211883933 (OP)
just realized we have tomorrow off (national nigger day)

>>211884281
Need

>>211884288
moron

>>211884321
Bussy

wasted entire week award

>>211884288
>According to Mike Berenstain, confusion over the name has existed since his father's childhood, when a teacher told him there was no such name as "Berenstain" and the correct spelling was "Bernstein".[91]

lol

>>211884333
its stilll wednesday

fallout 4 is pretty nice

>>211883984
because they worry about everything and take shit that isn't that serious very seriously, so they are always stressed

they need to learn to calm down and accept that nothing ever happens

>>211884349
it's over

i'm going to thug it out and stay sober. i made it through the darkest 5 minutes of fiending

met a fully grown ADULT MAN at work with a speech impediment today kek

like holy shit get it together man. or should i say howwy shit get it togevew man

"i cant get drafted because im gay/retarded/obese/suicidal/autistic/on meds" you just described 95% of the US military. see you in the pacific you fat retard

One consideration is that, for reasons you can argue about, lib messaging emphasizes fear and con messaging emphasizes disgust

I’m the bull you must prep me

>>211884336
>>211884331
>>211884303
They use seemingly innocuous things like this to test for cracks in their protocols; to see how willing people are to believe a completely falsified narrative.
The test has shown people are actually far more likely to believe in massive, grand lies than they are small, insignificant ones like the title of a children's book.

After finishing my work week and trying to get a better job I am miserable. I bike to work and try and try but got nothing. I wish America could have been like it was 50 years ago were anyone can succeed now only rich Jews can

>>211884373
Shut the fuck up

>>211884398
bodied that freak

>>211884386
uhh who would want a gay bull

>>211884389
That's the most schizo shit I ever heard in my life

a bull can only be black

>>211884385
>lib messaging emphasizes fear and con messaging emphasizes disgust
and is the happiness differential due to the messaging or does the messaging respond to inborn traits in both these populations

>>211884417
no

Tomorrow is Juneteenth. Don’t forget to sit out some watermelon for Harriet Tubman or you won’t get a pack of Newports

Have you ever visited Washington D.C?

social liberalism/progressivism requires a strong sense of empathy, whereas strong social conservatism requires a strong sense of logic and utilitarian principles

it’s no wonder why nerds are so often either chuddy or progressive self-hating trannies who try to do “le right thing” while still not being empathetic creatures

it’s why women are so good at being progressives

momberg forgot to click on the peanut butter m&ms when she was ordering amazon fresh now i have no sweet treats

>>211884457
fat hog

>>211884457
Order them yourself fatso

>>211884457
fucking dumb bitch

>>211884454
>it’s why women are so good at being progressives
(this is actually why democrats have been failing so badly as of late: the democrat party is completely feminine)

>>211884457
moms have fallen off so hard lately

>>211884459
>>211884461
skinnier than you
>>211884462
>>211884478
facts

>>211884484
You're so lazy you can't even lift a finger to order shit on Amazon

>>211884501
she ordered without me knowing dickhead

I know you haven’t drank a Sunny D in a long time

>>211884453
no, and i was right there, too! it was a layover though, and i just didn't want to leave the hotel room. i thought i could just look at some pictures in a book, but regretted it staight away.

>>211884415
They would love that you think it's schizo. It only reinforces how effective their protocols are in placating you.

>this lie is way too big to be a lie
>therefore it must be true!

They ran a literal brainwashing experiment using psychoactive drugs and doctors across Canada and the USA. There were rumours about it for decades but they were dismissed as schizo shit until they finally unsealed documents showing that MKULTRA was a very real thing.

>>211884419
Idk.

>>211884512
why would i do that if i can drink real oj

>>211884506
Order them yourself Jason.

ive never heard gunfire

>>211884524
im not gayson

>>211884536
Then you should be able to log in to Amazon and place an order for M&Ms.

I think I will go out for a quick snack run. And pay for it myself.

should i have another lemon flavored sparkling water or just regular water?

>>211884321
To

>>211884562
momberg is not going to approve of getting charged a shipping fee just for m&ms

>>211883985
>Says this without even being prompted
.....

>>211884531
Mexico has very strict gun laws, that makes sense if you don't live in a cartel stronghold.

>>211884568
the opposite of whichever you had last. mix it up, some.

>>211884609
Cartel doesn't shoot people very often, they just kidnap at gun point and then behead with a rusty saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64w0UqTHGFg
it's HOT

>>211884617
im in the mood for lemon

gn

you're about to hear jews kvetch for the next 100 years that their hospital got bombed

>>211884586
Very Jasonesque post

Went to a Chinese place and got burgers and fries

>>211884634
night bud

>>211884659
i wonder what the burger meat contained

>>211884671
don't be racist now ramesh. they're good yellow folk just like you're good brown folk.

>>211884457
You are a creature

>>211884671
Probably rat

drinking milk

>>211884693
a cute one?

>>211884733
at this hour? madman.

>>211884733
oh also enjoy Tom Hanks etc etc

i'm getting invited to a movie night with two girls. i mean they have fried chicken and mashed potatoes so i'm not sayin no but i wasn't expecting a hangout like this with either of them if i'm honest

>>211884739
>>211884753
He doesn't reply anymore :(

got work off tomorrow. not sure wat 2 do.

>>211883933 (OP)
I got yelled at because I told my mom and aunt I was glad my ex was being beat I told them I stopped being nice because being nice gave me nothing

Why do murderers murder?
Like I understand being upset at another person, but what in their mind causes them to cross the line to killing?

>>211884763
lead cube

>>211884772
You are selfish.

>>211884776
i doubt there's a once size fits all answer.
I imagine it'd have to do with either anger management or sociopathy

Tel Aviv is being bombed right now and none of you mutts are lifting a finger, why? WHY?

>>211884689
it's not even racism, tons of asian restaurants will just use whatever they find. sometimes ground beef will be ground chicken, pigeon, gull, rat, etc.

jeets are way less hygienic, they will just re-use stuff that has fallen on the floor.

>>211884790
Why should I care about her if she left me for a rich man? I told her multiple times I won't help her. I am stronger than her current boyfriend but why would stop her getting beat

Netanyahu is going to drop the trump tapes from Epstein island

>>211884762
but why
i like drinking milk anon
he's nice
like a calming blanket of safety knowing that he's here

>>211883693
>>211884808
Posted in the old thread award

>>211884823
Idk he's always been shy but now he doesn't reply at all. Maybe I teased him too much....

im going to sleep fuck you

>>211884826
posted in the current thread award

>>211884794
I agree. Why isn’t America nuking Tel Aviv right now?

>>211884826
what a DINGUS

>>211884816
>told her multiple times I won't help her. I am stronger than her current boyfriend but why would stop her getting beat
You're selfish for enjoying it

>>211884753
thanks bud

>>211884762
im here

Short, harmless Mexican guy

>>211884889
OH SHIT!!!!!

>>211884878
She left me after all I did for her. I loved her and she took my heart and stabbed it

>>211884900
what happened?

>>211884916
Sorry man

1am MGTOW breakfast.

>>211884940
I thought you hated us t hanks

My name is woostercier

>>211884950
Do you ever play fighting games Jason

just came back after drinks with this girls' friends. idk what to feel about it guys. We always have good times together but she has her flaws. She's hot tho, not as hot as the woman I took out last month, but still hot

>>211884977
He fights with his conscience everyday

>>211884950
looks bad. if you're going to sign the coomer pact at least have the decency of good taste. her tits got that obtuse angle shit going on, it's gross

My penile is ready for her

I've never met a woman named "Jodi/e" that I liked

>>211884977
No, I don't like how the movement feels slow and restrictive. I like first and third person action games like Morrowind and Dark Souls.
>>211884996
They look better naked. They heed to be huge, she's a shortstack.

>>211884967
i dont

Plooop

they call me heartthrob bob due to all the massive heart attacks I keep having

>>211885034
ol ticker in me chest got so many attacks it started putting up heart defenses. yeap

Fried haddock

>>211885012
don't ever watch beyond two souls, you be underwhelmed by another.

>>211885012
Jodi is the kind of girl who works at a craft store selling beads, she has a 5 year old son and the father isn't in the picture anymore because he and she both have anger issues. She drives a Dodge Journey with some rust and rents half a duplex from a Chinese man. Jodi will have a bubbly personality and seem very genuine, and she will definitely accuse you of rape and file a police report when you tell her it's just not a good time for a relationship right now.

i love it when girls bite their lip to show you they're horny but they overdo it and it just kinda looks retarded

>>211885079
She's always a bimbo blonde
>>211885068
>watch
Isn't that a video game?

>>211885094
that's when you come flying in with the uppercut

>>211885052
PICTURES? you better splash a little lemon on that

Sorry, but you’re not going to convince me that the Book of Genesis requires me to unconditionally support the government Jeffrey Epstein was working for.

>>211885109
Haha I can't remember the last time I had it, it just popped in my mind

>>211883997
Hospital in Israel was bombed. I win.

>Trump’s presidency and exact a heavy toll on American lives and resources at Israel’s behest.
Get ready for the plappening goyim

>>211885162
It's not his fault, netanyahu has access to the Epstein footage (they're of the same tribe)

>>211884794
idgaf about zog

>>211885034
>>211885049
what is wrong with you

>>211885169
their tribal warriors can handle it then. not our conflict

but honestly what kind of monsters bomb a hospital

i hate being insecure

>>211885219
are you using a VPN? when I went to hong kong a few years ago, I couldn't find any public wifi that wasn't banned on 4chan. apparently everyone there shitposts and gets perma'd.

i don't like going outside because i'm short and have gyno

also i think my hair is thinning. I'm having a really bad time.

>>211885219
You don't seem to have gotten my point

THEY HAVE FOOTAGE OF TRUMP ON EPTEIN ISLAND DOING PROBABLY ILLEGAL SHIT

>>211885180
clog of fat the shape of a dinosaur nugget and the size of orlando wedged in my aorta last few years

>>211885114
Dont know if thats true or not but in either case youre completely missing the point anyway

Amanda broke my heart a few years ago. Bitches whose name starts or ends with A aren't loyal

>>211884776
1.Fights that get ugly. All it takes is someone slipping and hitting their head
2. Revenge
3. Under influence of drugs with access to a gun
4. Genuine sociopaths

>>211885243
does that hurt lol captcha ahnss anus

>>211884763
Celebrate nigger day by going to KFC

I have an IQ of 59, which was professionally tested via mensa. Lately, I've been wanting to blow my brains out to help clean the gene pool, but my friend told me there's a way to increase my IQ by about 50 points: LSD. He said that I should take about 1500 micrograms and make sure my set and setting is good. Over a few months, I'll become a galaxy brain, he said. Is this a good plan, guys?

>>211884994
Jason gave up and lost the war albeit

>>211885298
You do not have an IQ of 59.

>>211885233
and you can't get away from it either, because every thing you back away from is another avoidance. "i'll just quit doing that.", you think, before you nearly scream and have to sit back down.

>>211885162
>>211885176
>>211885219
If you unfocus your eyes, your flag looks like the YouTube logo

>>211885298
>I have an IQ of 59
So you're a dribbling special Ed yard thst can't swallow his own food?

so we're gooning now

>>211885261
Mens rea. It’s not murder if it happens by accident; someone slips, and hits their head, with no intent to kill. Can be hard to prove in court THOUGH

>>211885233
why are you insecure? why do you hate it? I am insecure and I own it

>>211885298
Did you really go into a Mensa test thinking you were +98th percentile and wind up with a score of 59 LOL

murdered people murder people

>>211885162
hong kong!!! rare flag!! please bring more hong kong posters to /int/

How about One Country Two Systems with Honk Honk and it’s a city state of clowns

>>211885298
It would be impossible for you to string this post together with that IQ

>>211885398
>hong kong
>rare
grim

>>211885357
They fly now?

They fly now.

Which way white man?

>>211885428
and only getting rarer as hong kong is subsumed back into china

>>211885483
Genuinely curious to know the person who thinks a racist is worse than a rapist

>>211885517
Isn’t that basically all libtards

Several years ago I sat next to this woman on a plane from Newark to DC.

We talked about our work (she’s an engineer, I write stories) and our kids (we each have two) and what we are watching on Netflix. (We both love Friends)

And then she asked where I’m from and I told her, whe I recognized her accent but asked anyway and she told me.

And we laughed and laughed and squeezed hands and took a picture of our passports to remember that we met and that it was lovely.

I hope she’s doing ok wherever she is.

>>211885517
A racist harms and dehumanizes a whole group
Whereas a rapist only, usually, harms one and he gains pleasure from the act. And so rape serves a purpose, whereas racism rarely serves a constructive end

God made me mediterranean but gave me the soul of an anglo by placing my body in New England for some unknown reason

>>211885483
The red pill makes you racist while the blue pill makes you a rapist?

>>211885572
Why are your nails painted, faggot

>>211885575
good post

>>211885575
You can be racist and never actually hurt anyone

people die every day, did you know that?

>>211885616
I know old racists that try to treat other races well

>>211885575
Racism is:
>funny and entertaining
>informative about behavioural patterns among different groups
>able to improve your personal safety and wellbeing
>actually able to improve your interactions with different groups, and racists alone have a better understanding of other groups’ natures, and not fooled by tabula rasa egalitarianism

>>211885572
Then everybody on the plane clapped (the plane landed and you should clap when a plane lands)

>>211885572
Cute

going to the chapel and we're gonna get married

>>211885660
peanutsmile.png

>>211885572
worst post of the evening award

>>211885753
>t. pakpak from gta/filthy camel head from mtl

>>211885783
t. zhang from lower mainland

this site will never recover from the hack. it's over.

>>211885851
There was no hack, it was just to restructure the site and reassign all the servers. 4chan is run by Israel now.

Some zio-dogs have entered my /cum/

Would you rather be a jeet or an arab (Muslim only)

>>211885892
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748604747016529.webm

Arab

>>211885892
Arab it's not even close. Preferably Palestinian or Lebanese

goodnight

>>211885938
goodbye

>>211885906
What's going on here i cant understand the jeet speaking

>>211886034
the white guy in the truck is mad that the jeets are just dumping huge piles of construction garbage in the bush. he's telling them to clean it up, so they're pretending to clean it up until he drives off and then they'll dump some more garbage, probably also openly shit on the side of the road, and then drive off leaving all their garbage and shit.

Gn anons, need to work tmr

>>211886087
vgh the beauty of ganada

Public holiday today only loser countries need to work

neighbors are loudly fucking again

>>211886225
sorry bout that bucko

>>211885906
He should have used lethal violence

>>211886225
tell them to sneed off

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749796559855680.webm

>>211885892
Would probably rather ACK than be either, but being a jeet seems far worse than being an arab

>>211886222
Who here won WW2?

>>211886225
Me and ur mom

>>211886251
The Jews?

iceland is lion too sir

Youtube ads going really heavy with the BMWF stuff lately, it's like 90% of ads that feature a couple or family.

>>211886251
The good guys of course

>>211886225
loudly jerk off to them loudly fucking

>>211886280
The ads I get are so retarded that they almost seem like deliberate ragebait lol
>obese mixed race bearded FtM throuple to sell tampons (to me: a man, male)

RIP Bam Margera

>>211886361
I wish that fat pig was dead. The entire Jackass crew is now extremely cringe but he is by far the worst and was always the worst.

Instagram is broken smdh
I get nothing but gore on my feed which I have never even tried looking for
Or explicitly sexual stuff

Like just now I had videos of absolutely shredded to bits jeet bodies from that plane crash, followed by a penis torture fetish video where some chick in heels is stepping on a cake covered cock, followed by some Chinese dude cumming on a chick in a department store (which was kind of impressive because he walked by, pulled down the pants and shot this insane load on her thighs from like 50cm distance all in like half a second), then came videos of people getting crushed on a construction site and someone breaking his neck in freak bike accident.
Like I leads report this stuff but the automod just replies there’s nothing wrong
I fully support this whole social media ban for anyone under 16 debate

>>211886337
So true

guys it's actually happening this time

>>211886442
I don't believe you.

>>211886442
Are you pooping?

>>211886465
Me, currently? Yes

>>211886482
Stay strong brother

>>211886492
This never happened

>>211886492
LOL Looney Tunes ahh

Execution method idea:
Build a giant cannon that could fit a person in the barrel, load the condemned into the gun as though they were a cannon ball, and then fire it.

Sounds like something from a cartoon, but it’d actually be one of the most humane options available.

>>211886595
>Build a giant cannon that could fit a person in the barrel, load the condemned into the gun as though they were a cannon ball, and then fire it.
they do this at circuses already

face reveal

>>211886505
It did and there's audio proof of it too

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748940781140698.webm

>>211886618
LOL

>>211886486
My greatest ally…

>>211886753
You need to wait

>>211886665
>>211886753
third time's the charm

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Bloo doo

Scooby doo

We are living in the last of the last days

>>211886874
New

alright time for bed gn cumba wumbas