Thread 211891987

>>211891982
JEN ZEE BOSS AND A MINI

neoliberal bull logging in

Literally cannot believe people actually dislike Israelis.

>>211892030
Irish people love brown people
You have too much iron in your brains

>>211892030
mad to think she probably did a big stinky poo that day.

>>211892030
wish that papaya was my anus

>>211892087
powerful

>>211892087
this imagine is nsfw because you can see the tip of tim's penisberg

>>211892087
timwilly

tim on the 'rit/

dude weed lmao

>>211891987 (OP)
I licked and sucked my girlfriend’s delicious Japanese feet today then enjoyed a pint of lager after like it was nothing.

What did you do today?

>>211892014
sup crodie
did the cronem wake up in their 5 star migrant hotels?

Heston Blumenthal nontuple-cooked chips

it was a very surreal time when tim started posting his willy

>>211892163
Are you white?

>>211892186
no it wasn't
be quiet

I love mumsnet
the middle class is fucked

>>211892203
Naturally

>>211892214
not reading allat

>>211892163
彼女さんのまんこが臭そう

>>211892167
sup crodie
yes they just did, they be eating breakfast rn

>>211892235
>>211892248
lmao
done that poof

>>211892214
can tell it's ragebait larp from a non mumsnet user because they've typed "my mum" instead of DM (dear mum)

>>211891987 (OP)
No Peters.

digits up me arse numbering 5 and and ten. But on a rainy day in stoke? 5 and 2, you do the math

catberg let a rat go inside so I had to wake up, get out of bed, catch it in a gumboot and then kill it
now I'm all amped up and can't get back to sleep even though I have toil tomorrow
had a gutsful of catberg lately

>>211892223
You can't get a white girlfriend, or they're too strong-willed for you and you're not strong enough to tame them
You're what we call an Asia-facing Timmy

>>211892214
she is right to be pissed desu

>>211892248
the cronem be eating jollof rice and yam and drinking supermalt rn

>>211892231
けつの穴の方が好きだ
>>211892271
Even if that were the case that’s fine by me. Asian women, and certainly Japanese women, are better than white women.

>>211892087
last thing a 3pm katy sees before showing up in the missing persons section

people used to write fanfiction, now they come and spam the same threads with their fantasies

>>211892310
>Asian women, and certainly Japanese women, are better than white women.

That's patently untrue. I'm accustomed to hearing that line from yellow feverists.

>>211892271
modern white women suck
they are too masculine and they are man hating and they cheat

>>211892306
mmhmm
>>211892328
LOL

>>211892266
read this 6 times and had a stroke

>>211892336
oh my days

>>211892271
>You can't get a white girlfriend, or they're too strong-willed for you and you're not strong enough to tame them
NTA but this is why I want an Asian gf. I want a meek, cute girl. I do not want a "sassy", "strong" or "willful" girl. Why would anyone want that.

was out on the student night out yesterday and saw this british bum jiggle i just had to record it

>>211892310
そうか
よかったですね

the ____ situation is crazy

digits up me urethra? none and -2, fingers up me arse? 5 and numbering 3. Metaphysical math, I dream of a girl friend numbering 1 and 2 but if she isn't into me? 5 and 2

boom. serotonin

>>211892030
they are evil and there is many evidence out there to prove this

you only support Israel because of the cherry pick Israeli women that are posted by paid shills...

>>211892006
She actually started a cosmetic business that employs several people
You are literally being outhustled by gen z boss in a mini and no amount of coping will fix that

>>211892382
imagine the hang over shits she released the following morn?

Decanting a tin of branstons bake beans into my anus

on pornographic websites triggering dopaminergic pathways and stroking the genitals with lubricant to product semen

raping my arse with a hulk fist toy

>>211892442
i would hide all the toilet paper and block the water pipes so she's forces to use my face to wipe her stinky arse

>>211892439
hope she notices this bro

>>211892382
imagine the extreme mental illness one must have to leave the house like this
absolutely loathe women

Proper craving a peng BBC wank but girlfriendberg wants to shag after work so should probably save the horniness for her
Right dilemma this

>>211892492
It's a night out, Rorke, calm down.

why are women so evil?

>>211892492
theyre on the prowl for street batons

>>211892495
same. once in a while i have to just edge so gfberg can get some. happens once a week so it's not too bad

Youre all fucking idiots who need to be killed

>>211892336
That’s good for you ol’ boy but I just don’t see how you can look at Japanese women’s silky black hair, fair skin and feminine nature and think white women in their sweatshirts and pants are better. To each their own, I suppose.

>>211892485
a proper bollocking that is

>>211892074
about half of the kike population in so called Israel has brown skin

and if you look at Palestinians a lot of them have pale skin...

Less heartbreak

>>211892512
hope she suffers for being so docile and allowing to be influenced by jewish doctrine

Annoying the catberg

>>211892536
reddit spacing. hate to see it lads.

>>211892519
fuck off

>>211892519
ktim

>>211892566
get catberg flayed alive

*enters /brit/*

Reminder that it's pronounced "kay-tim" not "kah-teem".

>>211892592
omdzzzz rorke

>>211892163
suelad?

>>211892597
I pronounce each letter individually

>>211892592
wahey, a proper bollocking that is. waaaaahey goodbye, goooooodbye

sunberg is taking no prisoners

>>211892597
i just say kek this is me in my head

>>211892512
regular periods at 46? Her body is ready. It craves conception.

Putting on a bird video on my laptop for the catberg

In Uni a girl in my flat actually suicided. Like, she actually did it with paracetamol in our flat. What the fuck

>>211892630
imagine all the stinky arses and fannies in central london

kay tee eye em

>>211892652
Tell your mates. Not us.

>>211892652
i wish i could save her

>>211892652
Actually?

>>211892652
kwab

>>211892652
rest in piece angel. Proper tragedy and that, get a good kip lass

>>211892652
was she was on drugs or alcohol as well? thought you have to eat like 10 or more paracetamol before it even starts being dangerous

>>211892652
no way she'd have had to take like 10 grams

>>211892652
must be an awful person if you've let that happen to someone you live with

i guess if you love trannies and tranny surgeries on children you also love Israel and jews!

/brit/ then:
>good new gimmicks
>schizo lowcow personalities
>plenty of lore
>actual banter

/brit/ now:
>adding "berg" to the end of words while blogposting

>>211892705
You need like 16 to die and it takes days

just snorted 4 crushed up paracetamol and drank a full bottle of banana flavoured calpol

its over for me lads

do you ever feel sorry for women with no tits?

>>211892652
The police aren't watching you no more homie you can just say it was cocaine now

>>211892373
You can get a white girl like that if you're appealing enough

>>211892732
flat chest is tasteful

>>211892732
small tits big arse is a dangerous combination

cant fucking stand sam fender

I would really prefer if you would be quiet

>>211892747
timmy's crush

>>211892751
>>211892750
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>>211892163
Did you eat her pussy though

>>211892712
We tried to save her, she died in hospital. That overdose is hard to recover from.

>>211892652
Ever shag her up the arse?

the oriental fanny

In Japan the teachers are all given long lectures telling them not to shag the students.

>>211892776
don't get me wrong would kill for a big tiddy goth gf but small tits with a big arse look peng

anyway that's me 48 hours porn-free. I reckon tomorrow will be a bit tougher but then after that i should be oreyt

>>211892797
why not just get them to stop wearing miniskirts

black people will kill asians and wonder why asians follow them around in supermarkets

>>211892756
Ent he a wokie?

>>211892487
You're broke, you're fucking poor, you're driving a clapped out Astra etc

>>211892808
get this lad shagged

>>211892788
I mean that she even attempted
you never spoke to her? she never seemed off?

>>211892772
Oh my days

radical terfs is it
with their radical beliefs

y'all niggas believe anything they tell you about asian countries

shagged me own arse. gave it a proper bollocking too. shant be living this one down in the manor

>>211892849
thailad called the king a bender and got chucked in thai jail

When I was in year nine a girl in my year tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol during lunch but everyone just called her retarded and laughed at her including the teachers
she didn't need to go to the hospital and was fine

I downloaded 60 gigs of sims4 with all dlcs and it's just lying there since I barely played it

>>211892833
It was unexpected as fuck desu. Seriously unexpected. No way you could have told at all.

>>211892662
a fellow aroma connoisseur. greetings.

>>211892822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KrdJHwdBFI

>>211892772
Timmy's Crush snogged by the Cronem

>>211892846
mad how anybody would listen to what a gay paedophile would have to day

is the "cronem" a rape gang?

flatmates are both in and I need a piss but I don't want to be seen by a single soul so i'll just suffer and blog to you lot about it

>>211892876
just open up dota 2 and lock in riki ivan

>>211892900
they are an islamic sect

is the "cronem" a rape gang?

>>211892894
baton tapmeat

>>211892883
did this happen just today?
shall be expecting a news article in the following hours

>>211892901
piss in your mouth, The ol self urinal

>>211892901
There's no way I'm believing you don't have at least 1 piss bottle spare

>>211892901
when i shared a flat in uni there was a sink in my room for some reason, very convenient

>>211892914
LOL

>>211892927
No lmao, this happened fucking years ago. I was just reminded of it

>>211892937
got empty cans but I'm not pissing in an open container that's too grim

Sven GORAN Meltdownsson

Moving to serbia

me floppy penis needs a fertile womb to writhe within. Give up your wombs or expect a right proper raping

houseplantbergs are going wild after their recent repotting into bigger homes with fresh soil. they fucking love it

"Britishness...is a political synonym for Englishness which extends English culture over the Scots, the Welsh, and the Irish."

>>211892890
sounds like AI

>>211892951
you worded your post like it was immediate news you twat

she wants a bricklayer from peterlee

of course the very real and totally true story was from years ago he was just reminded about it and had to blog to us for attention you see

and montenegro

>>211892949
Every single one of those room sinks was used for piss

>>211893002
Part of the thrill of anonymous imageboards innit

>>211892997
True, we all have a shared English culture

there is no british, we are a nation of immigrants from the romans, to the latanix, to the POC, to the normans, to the vikings, to the islamics to the hindus, to the irish, to the britons

your daily hour of getting a rise out of other strange men is almost up, heatherhomo.

madein is for rapein

>>211892997
no meaningful difference between any of those cultures

>>211893065
To you

trump fulfilled his promise of making anime real

>>211893025
I still piss in the sink
Better for the environment innit

might give me arse a proper bollocking unless someone is up for it. cheers

i remember a brit which didn't tolerate such degeneracy they would be bullied out immediately this place was racist and centre right for the most part it's become unscrollable at this point

>A new housing block in west London currently under construction will be a "UK first" in providing homes exclusively for women.

>Ealing Council currently has more than 600 single women on its waiting list and over 8,000 households in the borough waiting for a home.

They should probably hire some male security and hope they don't shag the women.
They should also get some big guard dogs in and hope the women don't shag them.

>>211893085
Yes, and to any reasonable person

pisslad update: I found a 500ml coke bottle and have filled it to the brim and still need to go more

>>211893095
fuck off to /brit/pol

>>211893085
to anyone not retarded

>>211893095
a modern tragedy innit

>>211893087
getting to the creepy end of AI progression now

>>211893107
They should let you have a flat there and force all the women to shag you.

>>211893095
/bant/ is right over there 190
say the word and your flock shall follow

>>211893095
What posts are you taking umbridge with

Only like fit young birds don't like the old and uggo ones

Very almost shared accommodation with 4 lasses when i started uni but they all got into a chat together and decided they would rather a lad does not stay with them. Was about to sign the forms and everything.
Instead i spend 3 years alone, isolated, and sad.

Mad how many people believe in trans ideology although it's blatantly nonsense

>>211893107
why is it women only?

>>211893135
many are saying this

gathering evidence of my work for my NVQ level 3 in gay porn

>>211893144
BOLLOCKS

>>211893144
What an original and incisive take! It's not like we haven't been discussing for the last decade already Rorke.

>>211893144
mental how much of a boring bastard you are constantly repeating yourself in a desperate cry for attention like a neglected child

>>211893113
Wasn’t talking to you bud
>>211893119
But you’re retarded so obviously not

>>211892652
if I was in that flat that would never have happened. there would have been a lot of kisses and reassuring hugging

>>211893152
Because housing single women alongside single male refugees has consequences

>>211893152
so they can feel safe ya doofus

>>211893144
Define trans ideology

Naomi Watts and daughter Kai Schreiber pose up a storm at Armani Beauty event after model teen came out as transgender

>>211893189
the raped

here we go another trans thread

remembering the British empire when it has a credible threat of syphilis

uh oh heathertranny melty he's even broken out the emergency trans children folder

love the trans pennines

Got a big spot on my chin
Gross!

>>211893189
solid skull on that lad

>>211892989
wat u growing
one time i left a plant in a pot for too long but it kept growing and the roots became so thick and massive just coiling around in the pot desperate for more water and soil. by the time i realised it was already rotting alive

>>211893176
i accept your concession.

>>211893224
There was no concession. I accept you are retarded

Only about a day left of toil til the weekend
Big Saturday of drinking and gaming and eating lush food ahead

raped me own arse with a right proper bollocking. pure chaff that is

I think I'm going to go for a walk. It's a nice day for it.

>kai scheiber is 16
>*those* /tv/ webms are from a couple years

don't worry lads he only posts for an hour a day it'll be over soon

funny how women tell men to 'grow up' so much

it's like, wow what's waiting for you when you have grown up, really? you're still a selfish hoe

>Your gf tells you that she's kinda freaky and lets her dog give her head
How do you respond?

>>211893251
>>211893176
What's unique about your regional culture then

>>211893276
grow up

>>211893282
be thankful i finally have a gf and rape her right and proper like

considering retiring at 45

>>211893276
grow up incel

china teachers be teaching students how to arch it haha

>>211893251
yep you conceded by running away from evidencing your claim
ive seen you do it here before.

For anyone who missed it

everything they've told us about china and japan and korea and thailand is all true

>>211893320
Child labour in China just isnt what it used to be

Got an obscene scar across my neck from when I was drunk and slashed it whilst being a pathetic mess and it's made me borderline unemployable

>>211893329
remember that all those arses poo at least once a day and fart multiple times. considering this their collective poos would cover the floor and the farts would be deadly and devestating. a right proper bollocking

>>211893350
reminds me of

>>211893329
corr
love feet me

are ninja appliances any good?

>>211893370
need a device to directly funnel all solid and gas matter directly from their arses into my mouth

>>211893329
china has fallen

>>211893391
yeh. quite expensive but im not sure if you can find what they offer for cheaper 2bh

meltdown

>>211893391
yeah they're fucking incredible mate

are my balls noticeable in these panties?

>>211893391
yeah I've got one of their blenders and it's great

>>211893437
nah can't see them you're alright

i love my nigga blender

>Be ready to be shocked and offended at university, students told
What if you're a black student and your lecturer says something racist
You're paying 9 grand per year to be subjected to that
Not on is it

a third energy drink? surely not

caught me knob in me zipper again. a proper sobering bollocking

if women show cleavage then why don't men's jeans come with bollock windows

Dead lovely and quiet out
Just the birdsong and the breeze blowing the trees

just bollocked myself

epic gimmick im sure this time people will enjoy your presence just keep posting it instead of posting normally and surely someone will find it mildly amusing

>>211893495
arm muscles sorta count

>>211893495
mens arms are the male equivalent to breasts
big arms activate their monkey brain

blending me bollocks into bollock smoothie

>>211893498
need a newbuild estate on that pronto

>>211893498
Spooky dreamscape
Rather backroomish
Liminal even

>>211893518
Most women like their men with skinny arms and flabby bellies

yeah women love my fat hairy arms

>>211893516
>>211893518
hmm yeah true actually
*hits preacher curls*

>>211893553
most women are disgustingly overweight and ugly

>>211893571
Simply untrue

*looks down at my spindly spider arms*

@grok how many fat women are there in the UK

>>211893614
loads mate

you'll never guess who just grangled me

Opinions on the political ideology known as TND?

>>211893577
you must be ugly and fat yourself my condolences

Good morning, Tel Aviv :)

>>211893642
No I am simply not an incel

>>211893542
mate it's just a field and some trees

>grangler in
yep I'm out, not sharing a thread with literal psychopaths.

*sticks my head down a badger hole*
Alri?

Short green grass should be banned
Let the meadows spring

>>211893669
i unironically hallucinated a badger in my room last night, thanks for reminding me

im a nincompoop idiot nigga

>>211893685
Sounds comfy
Badgers are qts

>>211893571
women can still be attractive when they have some body fat because it can help with providing nutrients to the baby during and after pregnancy

Ruby Granger's blonde bush

Just saw a shirtless
Needs to pop his titties back in

feet are swelling up

badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgets badgers

Bit miragey on the roads
Bad day to be tarmac

>>211893746
*pricks them with a fork and slathers them in olive oil*

>>211893611
went to check and redditors got baited

>my region of britain is super unique and special. we're so different to england
>how?
>....

lmao every time. pathetic larpers

>>211893800
Quite sad really
Might start a charity to help the scots, welsh and irish come to terms with their Englishness

>>211893800
my region is unique in that it's mostly british people unlike 99% of the uk

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>>211893799
that's clearly counter-bait

you are getting your steps in today, right /brit/?

my next door neighbour was a rapist but he never actually raped anyone, only attempted it

>>211893800
I'm Welsh/English and I can say it's quite distinct

>>211893611
https://youtu.be/AwARY7Kk8ek?t=37

>>211893858
rapisnt then

>>211893858
not really a rapist then was he

*enters the thread holding a candlelight*

"Any honest men here? any?"

*tilts head disappointedly and shuffles out the thread*

>>211893870
how?

seems like we're in the era of dying and decayed empires

if trump drags us into another quagmire in the middle east (on behalf of israel no less) methinks it'll be the dagger to the heart

>>211893888
scromit

>>211893870
>I can say
Yes they can all "say" it, but they can never explain

>>211893849
nah the thread is full of know it alls too autistic to get a joke
btw i told mumberg that just now and she also proceeded to explain how the sun works without any hint of irony

>>211893897
what do you reckon the next empire that will rise

welsh niggas be like 'I'm from llenwystrwiwameryswygogoch'

>>211893888
hwovng

>>211893918
Pan-African Federation

>>211893896
>>211893909
It's literally a mountainous land, a lot of it is really rustic and rural, a lot of people have a different, 'feel' about them from the rest of the country, welsh farmers are more hard than english ones, there are unique beaches etc

>>211893955
we were talking about cultural differences not geography you mong

>>211893955
>a lot of people have a different, 'feel' about them from the rest of the country,
Explain
>welsh farmers are more hard than english ones,
How so

>>211893890
well he did try to rape 5 women though

>>211893968
It's totally interlinked though, you can't discuss culture without discussing the actual country itself

>>211893966
screjigebigjdsbjig

>>211893918
not really an empire per se but the closest thing i could see would probably a smaller yet more cohesive version of the current EU. one where Germany, France, the Scandi countries, etc. are so closely aligned as to be a unified government

>>211893981
and he didn't even manage to rape one? pathetic

>>211893987
well mountains and farmers aren't unique to wales so yet again, no one is able to accurately explain how they're unique in any way

>welsh farmers are more hard than english ones
Farmers aren't considered "hard" anywhere

>>211894003
eh i feel like the cultures are too old and different to ever merge

>>211893711
can being the operative word
most are ugly and fat and old and/or brown
just look at any health statistics and you'll see
you'd already know this if you ever went outside

I may have a fair few inane ramblings here but you'll never catch me posting reddit screenshots

>>211883818
>>211883818
>>211883818

I always come to these threads with great post ideas when thsy're gagging for a new
Just not on

>>211893980
>a lot of people have a different, 'feel' about them from the rest of the country,
they just are, you just see welsh stereotypes in people are it's true, they are more humourous, stocky and generally bad tempered. the English people who live there are more laid back imho

with the farmers, they have to content with very steep hills and a lot of the winter is very harsh, so it's common to see them battling quite harsh conditions, then not even having a local pub near them to unwind in, there's always been stories of them shooting people's dogs and all sorts. a lot of england (probably bar the lake district) is tame in comparison.

>>211894040
they're different yes but the EU is still the only cross-national conglomerate that's demonstrated it can move in lockstep when necessity demands it, for better or worse. don't think a neo-EU would include countries like Hungary or Turkey but the ones that remained would be more devoted

Get the bloody new made Rorke

>>211706400
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>>211894109
right well for my age group you are wrong, going by both personal experience and statistics

rorke furiously wiping the dried spaff off his keyboard and mouse so he can make the new

tab out from your prussia EUIV save and get the new made rorke

>>211894180
does it look like we're on page 9 yet?
impatient mong

>>211894203
scrombulating

>>211894191
>The average weight for women in the UK aged 18-25 is around 70.2 kg (154.5 lb). This is based on data from various sources, including NHS England surveys and reports
lol enjoy your brown slampigs sir

I've got quite a tight pussy for a lad tbf

Out on incel walk. It's too hot. Not on

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>>211893949
it not right

>>211894312
scmreinmg