Do you love Schland?
Would you die for Schland?
Do you want to live in Schland?
Do you want to find love in Schland?

>>211893232 (OP)
>Do you love Schland?
Yes
>Would you die for Schland?
No, but I'd kill for Schland
>Do you want to live in Schland?
Yes
>Do you want to find love in Schland?
Fuck yeah!

>>211893405
I hereby officially declare you a Schlandonian

Germans seem boring

>>211893482
You will never be a Schlandonian

JA! x4

>>211893232 (OP)
Duitsland

I'm leaving Germany in about 2 years time

>>211893747
To help rebuild Syria?

>>211893232 (OP)
yes, my grandparents were born volksdeutsche

>>211893762
We're moving back to my wifes country to be close to her parents

>>211893795
In Syria?

>>211893801
In Japan

>>211893232 (OP)
>Do you love Schland?
No, but I like it.
>Would you die for Schland?
I wouldn’t die for any -land.
>Do you want to live in Schland?
Not really, but I’m always happy to stop by. If Freiburg were closer to my office I might give it a shot.
>Do you want to find love in Schland?
No, I want to buy cat food and pick up Amazon deliveries in Schland. I do it all the time.

>>211893616
I love her mouth

>>211893832
>No, but I like it.
Can you please love us?

>>211893853
Only if you love us back. You’re always laughing at the way we talk.

>>211894257
I would die for Switzerland

>>211893836
I love her personality. Don't believe Germs who claim to suffer.

>>211893836
that's the most german looking woman i have ever seen

>>211893762
>>211893801
Thank you for your service kek

>>211894389
There are several types of regional Germans.

>>211894257
People are laughing, but they also find it endearing and don't mean it in a bad way.

>>211894389
Hello, is that a good thing or, like, not a good thing

>>211894487
It's a great thing.

>>211894487
A good thing, Maria is an autistic national treasure.