brit bum edition

we're all in here
>>999999999999999999999999999999999
>>999999999999999999999999999999999
>>999999999999999999999999999999999

>>211894345
frightening to think what this thread will be like in the year 3000

>>211894357
what's queen

>>211894345

migrate when ready
>>1
>>1
>>1

Heard they're banning the porn soon

Leave it to the Jews to cry out to the world when one of their hospitals gets hit, after they've systematically demolished every hospital in Gaza with methodical efficiency over the past two years.

I hope Iran blows up every hospital in Israel. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth for the people who coined the phrase.

>>211894369
What girls and gays call each other

>>211894323 (OP)
She's got really nice hair

>>211894357
>it's in a bad spot
translation: it's full of darkies

frothing at the mouth whenever I see a yank making an off-topic

Cat dead

Had cancer anyway

Rip

>>211894380
nah

>>211894364
we'll be posting under water

unhinged thread

>>211894422
hope hes not actualy dead :(

>>211894396
Good morning Malaponte

Got a full day of spamming /Brit/ and /CUM/ with off-topic /pol/ rubbish planned today have you?

>>211894422
h-he's just resting right? haha

staying out of the sun
being smart

>>211894422
imagine if you shagged him up the arse and then he came back to life lol

genuinely just did a shit so gigantic a whole heap of precum squirted out lol thats a new one

>>211894422
quick use his arse before it goes cold

>>211894495
WOW

>>211894448
She died. She was old and it's hot and she has cancer. Going to have her cremated next week. They told me to freeze her and bring her up tomorrow morning? Sounds weird.

another retarded overwatch team. just let me free

:(

that's my cue to leave

>>211894507
poor old girl, she had a long life at least ;_;7

dont wnt to see a dead cat :c

>>211894507
Weird your cat dies and the first thing you do is start taking pics of its lifeless body to post on 4chan fucking weird mate

>>211894552
scream

>>211894552
just a small glimpse into the minds of the extremely mentally ill freaks that infest this thread

>>211894552
fr what the hell

>>211894599
What the helly

>>211894507
just buy another one with all you bennies

Vinnie got his second round of jabs yesterday, scheduled his neutering in two weeks

>>211894618
what the helly, i like to watch the bbc on the telly what he helly

>>211894507
fucking weird cunt you

the only good thread on int

scrubbed my bellend raw 3 times and have discovered the foul odour is emitting from inside my japseye wtf

IRGC missiles not only wrecked the 'Israeli' Stock Exchange, they also did MAJOR damage to the "Ramat Gan" Diamond Exchange District!

It is a basic fact of life like bears sh*tting in the woods and Hindu supremacists sh*tting in the streets that Jews run the global diamond/gemstone business and always have historically--down to the pearl trade in Bahrain.

And the usurping Zionist entity is no different. Diamonds fuel the 'Israeli' war machine to the tune of AT LEAST a billion dollars a year. And the stones have been particularly instrumental in creating funds for the ongoing Goyicide in Gaza.

Iran is REALLY hitting the diamond merchant Jews where it hurts now--right in their blood-dripping pockets!

>>211894665
gonorrhea

>>211894635
beautiful vinnie

bollock busting bomb straight to the bellend

>>211894665
I wash all the smeg off in the shower in the morning then by the time i get home I have smeg again it makes no fucking sense

>>211894649
>>211894552
>>211894590
Why you being dicks? Not like I killed her. We pay over 1 grand in last 3 month bet bills plus medicine. Manually fed and watered her for months. Peaceful way to go on a sunny day. Should be praising me.

>>211894507
Take one more pic but this time with your finger touching its nostril.

>>211894724
smeglad?

>>211894507
Show some respect to your cat, you shouldn't be posting images of her body on here you soulless cunt

personally i prefer to automatically feed and water my cat

>>211894635
Tabbys are schizophrenic and extremely based. Here is mine but she died today.

>>211894724
benis make juice throughout day especially if you get boner

https://x.com/voterandyfine/status/1839686465820766542?s=46

america is fucked man

>>211894757
put a bowl of cat scran out for her see if it stirs her

>>211894538
They're just animals. It's not like it's a person.
https://files.catbox.moe/1ckaf4.mp3

>but le heckin catarinoo and doggos
Okay, they're still just pets. That's what pets do, they die. I've had pets I loved which died and they're still just pets. Why don't you feel bad about the millions of kids brutally butchered in the womb instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0tQZhEisaE

>>211894728
>We pay over 1 grand in last 3 month bet bills plus medicine.
Should've just put it down. It's just a cat. It's not like it's a person.

>>211894728
Why are you behaving like a fucking freak then? Spamming pics of your cats dead body in the thread I’ve had a ton of an animals I would never do that it’s not normal

interesting new gimmick

waht teh helly

Iran is winning
Israel will perish!

>>211894787

>>211894787
wtf lol

>>211894817
I was a prank, PIP LAD has just done /brit/ LOL

Catberg lives on! She's blind and has cancer but a bit of heat won't kill her.

>>211894884
scre,aoghm

>>211894869
Definitely will be watching this

cat just died lads ;_;

>>211894884
Done me

>>211894787
>>211894859
He needs to be assassinated

>>211894884
yay <3

Another of PIP LAD's cat drinking (I took her to water otherwise she'd die)

>>211894919
gay porn screaming in a niggers face

>>211894943
You’re getting arrested for that congratulations

Had a minor freak out earlier but I think I'm okay now

>>211894978
ooooo im real scared

just can't imagine not having a foreskin

Coldplay are the best band ever

>>211895042
You will when they post your mugshot and it goes viral like the last freaks did

>>211894943
people have been arrested for saying shit like that on 4chan you moron

>>211894968
Reveal your catbergs name.

hadn’t cum in about 10 days and managed to make myself spaff last night just by using a vibrator on my taint and balls and clamps on my nipples

>>211895089
ummy

>>211895089
how good did it feel?

>>211894919
screaming

>>211895103
wish i’d had a plug or other toy up my arse but a definite 8.5-9/10

>>211894323 (OP)
i rather look at other men

>>211894884

>>211895071
>>211895077
Nothing will happen

>>211895140
sceawta9wsgsh

Can someone explain the difference between cooming and gooning

egg

>>211895150
https://www.volusiasheriff.gov/news/volusia-county-sheriff/another-suspect-arrested-in-another-4chan-death-threat-against-sheriff-chitwood.stml

>>211895150
Can’t wait to see your mugshot

>>211894958
still dying from cancer

the pattern of flight is chaotic and blind but it's right cause chaos is yours and chaos is mine mine mine mine

>>211895180
Uncalled for

raping my own arse at 999999999999999999mph

>>211895171
>>211895172
Whats randy gonna do?
Eat me?
Im not scared in the slightest
Hes got bigger priorities right now (like his country israel getting bombed to bits)

american anti-israel poster is brown
dont ask how i know

Trying to get mumberg to buy a fiat multipla as a prank

what are you ordering lads?

names only americans have:
randy
cody
hunter

and Iran
Iran so far away..
Iran all night and day

>>211895171
Can't believe people would vote for an open crossdressing sodomite freak for a sheriff, who's probably also a pedophile since all fags are pedophiles (which is proven historically, biblically, and scientifically). There should probably be an investigation into their voting systems or whatever.

>>211895264
It's it illegal for you guys to criticize their Jewish supremacist nazi genocide though? Even all the Christians the Zionists, the IDF, and their proxies like ISIS (Israeli Secret Intelligence Service) slaughter or sell into slavery like what's been happening in Syria?
>but you're ... le brown for opposing that
Okay, gaytheist, how many kids have you diddled this week? The average number of boys molested by fag pedos is over 150.

>>211894757
Get her out of the heat

>>211895318
D'Squarius

>>211895264
False
I am white and I support Iran bombing israel into smithereens

>zoomers: "Britain is responsible for the mayhem in the middle east"
>Israel:

>>211895318
I had a mate on xbox live in the Halo 3 days named Courtland, that was the most American name I've ever heard

>>211895264
>american poster is brown
oh and also, waters just been found in the ocean mate

>>211895387
Sounds like a housing estate

>>211895369
I have put her back there after her water. It's coll there. She's fine as it's not too humid and she's shaded.

Nobody ever hunger strikes anymore. I guess people figured out its literally only the person hunger strikings problem and if they kill themselves its on them

ngl that was ruining my day when i ohtught that cat was dead

>>211895374
look at your stubby little fingers

Just went out to sit in the garden with my mum and brother and my mum sighs and says “why did you have to come out here” now I’m back in my room crying

>>211895451

>>211895451
Did you scream I HATE YOU before running up the stairs on all fours?

>>211895451
>30 year old NEET walks out of his bedroom

In retrospect giving the entire middle east to islamic arab nationalists wasnt a good idea
Should have made a druze state, a maronite state, an assyrian state, a copt state, kurdistan probably some other i dont know

But just letting all the culture and history of the area be unga bungad out of existence in a century is quite grim

>>211895365
its ok to be brown anon

>>211895480
No I just walked off without saying anything

Whats that israel?
You dont like your hospitals getting bombed?
Awwww that sucks hahahaha

>>211895495
i disagree

>>211895488
20 but yeah

Can't imagine what it's like having parents that hate you. Dadberg can be a bit cold with me now and then but I usually just buy him a crate of cider and he's good with me

ascended some stairs
just now

Running up stairs on all fours is more efficient even if it isnt poltically correct

>>211895496
Don't forget to pray 5 times a day to Allah, Mahmoud. I hear your schools are even banning pork.

>you are le BROWN if you dont like jews
The singular jewish retort

>>211895374
>20250614
why do you have a picture of someones hand saved on your computer

leftypol be like grr i hate the only liberal democracy in the middle east. we should be supporting anti-liberal islamic fundamentalists instead.

Has leftypol addressed this yet?

https://streamable.com/e50st5

yeah just said hello to me mum and she told me to fuck off and kicked me face in

>>211895528
if your only 20 that's a strange reaction, get your own place lad they sound like cunts

haven't spoken to my mum since I left for uni 7 years ago

wonder when china is going to invade taiwan

>>211895587
If I could afford to I would

>>211895565
i disagree

My mum's dead. Wish I could phone her and say hello

>>211895565
>liberal democracy
keeps 2.5 million palestinians under military control in the West Bank

>>211895569
leftypol lives by eye for an eye

iran could wipe out the every single woman and child in israel and leftypol would still justify it because israel bombed a residential/public building which hamas purposely use to hide out in after forewarning they were going to bomb said buildings and telling citizens to evacuate

>>211895569
actually dying

>i disagree

watching a video

>my mum's dead

>>211895624

>>211895565
Rorke be like "I hate the lot of them, gas them all"

i am literally melting

>>211895678
at least thats a consistent and non-hypocritical position

things americans dont have:
foreskins

>>211895698
27 here, was sat on my fat arse on a park bench earlier

>>211895608
just goyim things

I speak to my Mum all the time :)

Got the drum and base on in the kitchen listening to it from the living room posting on the smelly incel forum in my undies
lush

>>211895717
smegma

north korea been quiet recently

>drum and base

>>211895755
Kim Jong Un installed Minecraft and hasn't been out of his smelly incel bedroom in weeks

>>211895739
prole annoying his neighbours with his hideous chav beats

>be me
>fat (through no fault of my own)
>wear layers to try and hide my fat
>people always comment on how hot I must be and should lose some layers especially in this hot weather
>"Oh no I'm fine honestly"

gonna smoke some weed rn

>>211895783
Live with my parents so it's in an upper working class area too haha

>>211895785
there are plenty of fat people who cares

>>211895755
they launched missles today

>>211895785
Ktim

>>211895785
used to do this when I was fat. just lose the 10-20kg lad, it's much nicer and will take you 6 months max

>>211895785
kaytim except not even fat just feel vulnerable otherwise

>>211895796
that reminds me, it's almost 3pm

>>fat (through no fault of my own)

Had a thought about how much I drink and realise it is quite a lot. Like 20 years ago I had my first beer and hated it, I hated how it tasted and I wondered how on Earth people drink their lives away. But now here I am drinking a bottle of voddy every night aha

yeah? mental..

ISRAEL IS FINISHED LADS

https://streamable.com/nj34ah
https://streamable.com/nj34ah
https://streamable.com/nj34ah

>>211895785
>through no fault of my own
pretty sure it was you who chose to shove junk down your gob

>>211895851
how old are you? you can still put the bottle down its not too late

Take it or leave it?

>>211895782
he's got a daughter though

Mad how the brownie actress in this uses "anxiety, depression and panic attacks" as a reason to claim PIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMi_mFClkCg
Reckon I'll blow the telephone assessor out of the water with my LEGITIMATE reason to claim PIP

>>211895796
DUDE LMAO BLAZE IT 420!!!

shan't be clicking

>>211895796
if your NEETing and not on the weed what are you even doing? the ultimate NEET drug

>>211895866
screeching

thank god next week looking better

>>211895875
She was grown in his smelly evil incel science lab

I feel like alcoholism is a meme. I decided to be an alcoholic for about two months and drink a bottle of whiskey and beers every day. After two months I decided to stop and that was that.

>>211895868
It was bad parenting actually.

>>211895828
how’d you get the weight off

rorke nigger gaming

>>211895924
stop eating so much, cut down booze

Wish I was racist so I'd have something to fill my time with

>>211895913
Alcoholism isn't about the drug specifically but more about the person's environment. Alcohol makes you jolly no matter what so if your life is shite and you see no way out and no reason to even try, you can just buy alcohol and forget about your troubles

Mad how they actually think people will click on their YouTube links

you lot actually don't click streamable links do you
proper boring cunts

>>211895924
when your starting out just walk alot and count what your eating (even if its junkfood, just so your fully aware). Remember at the moment your a fat bastard so your body can't do much. try walk for 45 mins in the evening and maybe do a small about of Bodyweight stuff

>>211895924
Not him but try keto. It's love it or hate it. It really suppresses your appetitite and makes you more concious what you eat. Ketosis is more than calories in calories out. You burn fat quicker than just low calorie.

Ottomans don't think much of blacks

willy fills with blood when looking at peng women and sometimes erupts a semi white clear liquid

>>211895970
i screached at it mate and thats all that matters

>>211895982
nigga dumped an essay and expects us to read all of that

>>211895970
I did once and it turned out to be a 14 year old girl reviewing Primark bikinis and I panicked thinking I was about to be done for noncing.

>>211896000
go to the doctor hun I think you have penis cancer

>>211896002
i kno lad you've made it all worth it x

>>211896020
i can promise you it's not that

mousenonce’s neighbours

>>211896051
imagine faking all this
women are INSANE

>>211896051
I think he’s also Down syndrome

>>211896051
Wonder if her bull has been over today

>>211896051
>he struggles with understanding he's in the wrong
gaslighting BPD cunt

>>211896051
well bipolar is a made up illnesses and autistic these days means "i like video games and i'm socially awkward"

>>211896051
this is literally me lmao

Listening to the 'oldplay and thinking about life

So that anon has been spreading a conspiracy theory in this thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_grooming_conspiracy_theory

>>211896051
Maybe he murders her when he sees this on the internet

Is it possible to get a credit card if you’re unemployed and have basically no credit history? I don’t care if it’s a really shit one I’ll take anything

>>211896102
BPD doesn't exist mate

insane that this ruby post got so many replies

>>211896087
>>211896100
>>211896102
Real Incel Hours

>>211896116

not your "mate" heathercuck

>>211896051
>a genuine spacker wouldn't buy those cookies, he'd give her a pack of 99p bourbons or some shit
>a genuine spacker probably wouldn't buy those flowers
>a genuine spacker wouldn't write (sorry) on the front like that, that touch screams something a woman would do when imitating a heartfelt spacker

Normies were so gullible for believing that BPD existed

imagine posting in this thread haha

>>211896193
you doing some detecting from your incel hovel again lad?

gpberg is fuming at me because I have high blood pressure at my age

>>211896214
I know right, we're here posting away when this is happening in another part of the world
https://streamable.com/nj34ah

I have avpd

>>211896193
Incel moment

the katies are outside wearing their short skirts

Yeah I’ll have one of those please

wiggling around and screaming

incel isn't an ideology, it's a description

skate 3 wank soon

is midday /brit/ always this angry and frustrated

the waggydem

When's Adolescence 2 coming out

hull mentioned(!)

>>211896353
He could be 43

back from b and q with 2 plaggy chairs and a parasol

>>211896272
the cronem bout to do smth non-consensual x

>>211896353
Absolutely reeks of low self esteem

OHHHHHH TEL AVIV
THE BOMBS, THE BOMBS ARE CALLING

Is it possible to get a credit card if you’re unemployed and have basically no credit history? I don’t care if it’s a really shit one I’ll take anything.

>>211896353
Pang Pang is in his future

leftypops launching the 'suck a black for britain' campaign

>>211896353
>4.7k reactions
>5.4k comments
poor cunt, what on earth are they saying to him lmao

>>211896422
put a sock in it mousenonce

>>211895626
Hahahahaha get fucked moshe
Youre getting a taste of your own medicine

>>211896353
OMDS

Leftypol is pro-Palestine and anti-Iraeli gov but they're not actually antisemitic

>>211896441
Most likely third world women trying to get a uk passport

>>211896477
God forbid a gamer gets a gf

got the bmwf porn on

Timmy with his brown gf

erm...

>>211896369
had some cracking wanks to the first one

>>211896514
He’s fuckin 33 mate

the brown biomass is feeding

>>211896353
he's just a normal looking man. see much worse on the street every day (and in the mirror)

>>211896528
did he get there in a mpappulance

>>211896570
Nice cope

Dead cat larp was the best I've seen in ages

lefty lawyers working night and day for the biomass

>>211896525
you with no gf

nth for the baddiedem

>>211896619
rather have no gf than a brown one

leftypol siding with the people who are the antithesis of his belief system

>>211896625
your image contains every attractive member I presume?

>>211896625
>forgot pic

>>211896528
mpoope

oh my days look at the time it's scran some pineapple o'clock

procrastinated everyday this week so I think the best decision is to write this week and weekend off and then start fresh on Monday

>playing oblivion
>in necromancer dungeon
>trying to steal all the heavy loot
>casting like 4 spells every few mins just to carry it
>keyboard disconnects and i get killed
>didn't quicksave
never playing this stupid game again

>>211896639
you say that as if you have a choice. no woman is interested in you nigga haha

>>211896679
come home, white man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZy_NKOEmh8

>>211896656
it contained the munters albeit

>>211896684
I've shagged 60-70 women

hurry the fuck up starmer i'm ready to die for israel

hating summer is the most incel shit imaginable

finding very little reason to put on clothing

>>211896727
come on heathermongo you could have at least tried by saying 1
that's potentially somewhat highly unlikely believable but come on mate

>>211896727
your anime porn games dont count

off out bare naked

Is it possible to get a credit card if you’re unemployed and have basically no credit history? I don’t care if it’s a really shit one I’ll take anything. Please

thinking of when mount blacksuvius exploded like a colossal BBC and released it’s hot cummies all over italy

>>211896786
in the time since you last posted this you haven't googled it?

>>211896786
do i look like martin lewis

>>211896776
You are narrow-minded and childish and know nothing about the real world.

always hear alan partridge whenever someone types "aha"

>>211896727
that old huh

little 5km walk in this heat. bit warm innit?

>>211896786
no serious bank will give you one, i'm afraid

>>211896786
why do you need a credit card

>>211896820
a lovely bit of projection there
you're very mentally unwell matey x

>>211896353
looks like that just james guy

dangerous day to be a pineapple

>>211896803
Google doesn’t help because it’s just “it depends” I was looking for someone with personal experience

>>211896820
rattled lol

>>211896786
Capital One give literally anyone a credit card

Have spent over 600 dollars since June 11th or about half my paycheck

>>211896867
where is he?

3:30pm at the traphouse of goons and killas

me? going to lay down and stare at short form videos on my pone until i can be bothered to sit back at my desk and watch long form videos on my monitor

>>211896867
which gacha game?

>>211896834
Idc if they are serious or not
>>211896835
Build my credit

>>211896893
reckon you'll ever shag a single time before you take your own life?

>>211896921
I already have multiple times. Too many times to count actually
Broaden your mind

>>211896913
You don't need a credit card to build credit.

>>211896912
The bulk of it was for vet bills (one of my cats has ringworm)
The rest was stuff like food and alcohol

>>211896938
you can answer honestly, it's anonymous after all

>>211896975
I don't know, three or four hundred maybe

friend of mine showed up to drop off some duty free cigs and brought his girlfriend to my shit tip. embarrassing.

>>211897005
is this peak pure satire in your rotten mind?

>>211897006
A clue will sort you right out

>>211896864
Apparently not

nigga's an unemployed neet and the first priority on his mind is "I have to build credit" like nigga you aren't even playing the game

>>211897070
Why so low?

I'd probably be a millionaire by now if I never found nicotine

>>211897006
he took girlfriend to show her what a slob you are

And the new?

>>211896353
gotta put a gay little emoji in there so people know you aren't threatening

get it fucking made

>>211897098
Idk I’ve done the pay in 3 on Amazon like 20 times and never missed a payment
>>211897083
You don’t know me

>>211897128
won't ever be made ever again. this is the last /bert/

>>211897125
yeah probably. makes himself look better than his fat druggie mate who smokes cigarettes

>>211897148
What is it? Sub 400?

lads I'm a big wig at maccies and have confidental info that the McPizza is dropping this summer

Get that coondog new made

There's this guy

>>211886874
>>211886874

>>211897183
Idk I’m trying to login to Experian now

>>211897194
haven't had maccies in years but i'd try that

fuck greasy maccies

>>211897216
>haven't had maccies in years
literally how? it's top 3 tastiest foods of all time

>>211897183
It’s so bad I don’t even exist

Maccies serve pizza in a single store

>>211897241
>it's top 3 tastiest foods of all time
runtiest post of all time

>>211897254
lmao

>>211897205
Don't check it often and only do occasional soft checks. Have you a lot of credit or missed payment? It's a scam BTW. It can be linked to your home and affected by living in a place where others have bad scores.

>>211897289
>It can be linked to your home and affected by living in a place where others have bad scores.
good
freaks like you, "pip lad" should be discriminated against and refused credit

it's pure satire

Got an erection

>>211897254
Bizarre. Are you not registered to vote? Is your bank account registered at your current address?

absolute chaos

>>211897389
>>211897389
>>211897389

>>211897384
Yes I’m registered to vote and my bank account is registered to my current address