holodem edish

going out in the heat to get more beer and wine down my big fat gullet

nonce thread

can we have a different edish?

nth for the gyaldem

waiting for prime day

'Israeli' channel 12 reports that British Airways has cancelled ALL flights to 'Israel' until November 2025! The growing isolation of the genocidal entity post-Flood is a big win for the Resistance. The Jews aren't making 'Aliyah'; they're running scared!
Bad news for Brits though, who will have to spend even MORE time alongside child-abusing Jews in Manchester, Leeds, and London. Eww!

>>211897426
need canada to beat me to death

Haifa oil refinery right now

>>211897426
is the gyaldem and the baddiedem the same thing?

>>211897426
need to be shagged by a futa version of mexico while I'm canada

I don’t exist in the system I’m a ghost

Didn't know it was Thursday

>>211897426
they all must be slain

>>211897326
Is it because I'm on PIP and you're not you mouth breathing imbecile?

>>211897389 (OP)

>>211897469
wow they hit a truck

anime

They put me on tills all night again. I'm going to start photographing this so when they say I'm slow at working stock I have evidence to prove they never actually let me do it lmao

>>211897475
gyaldem are puppiwi(liverpool) egirls friends (gloom e-girls and digi demonz)

and baddiedem(man united) are soogs egirls friends (ditzy)

most of these girls are friendly with eachother, it was a gimmick born in the moment against the original the original soogs poster on /sp/

Getting blacked

>>211897667
ktim

>>211897620
You clearly need a man to stand up for you because you can't do it yourself

>>211897617
luv em x

most fraudulent rock

alri

>>211897660
sort yourself out young man

eating cold hot dogs with the curtains shut dwelling on my virginous incel existence

don't be so quick to walk away

Mental how American faces look like they were on the Hydraulic Press Channel

vtubers might be the ultimate virgin freak hobby. i doubt anyone who watches them has had sex.

>>211897660
you're very annoying

https://fansutopia.com/collections/all
what’re you ordering then lads?

>>211897843
that age verification is some predatory nonce shit

>>211897843
er

minced poo

Remembering summer of 2017 when rorke discovered weed and got heavily into drum and bass and called himself MC tranquility for 2 months then got robbed by black youths in southend when attending a gig haha

Absolute clown

>>211897942
get him out

off out for my evil incel walk just now
yes i will be wearing long sleeves and trousers despite it being 25c
yes my evil incel hair will overreact massively to the light breeze
yes i will be walking at an unduly swift pace and overtaking anyone in front of me, giving a unduly large berth to everyone
yes i will i growl at every couple and nonwhite i see

need boymommy

>Israelis who fled to Cyprus by sea reportedly got stranded on the coast of Lebanon, and the Israeli Navy has been dispatched to rescue them
lol, lmao even

>>211897983
>yes i will i growl at every couple and nonwhite i see
rawr xD

Katy skipping to the traphouse

Cat dead

>>211897983
>yes my evil incel hair will overreact massively to the light breeze
always wondered why this was part of the meme until i found out normies use products that make their hair completely stiff and so wind doesn't affect them

>>211898135
mihai would have cried at the first second of this post before jumping for joy and cheering for the remainer of it

what creps does he wear?

Boomers never learn. Generation of cattle.

>>211898254
air forces

brainberg feels a bit off today. not bad, just not all there.

>>211897831

Same lies again and again and again for years and boomers fall for it every time. Every time.

might have another night of booze, vape, 'za, and tranny porn

>>211898294
what lies?

>>211898294
Boomers think people go to war because "they think they're better" than the other country. Dumbest generation by a mile and it's not even close.

>>211898279
dislike your posting but your bratty style and cute images make me want to make a wife out of you
the best part would be the cute way you'd fight it

>>211898123
mmhmm the cronem be out on bail pending further investigation x

might start saving pr0n. never really bothered but considering we're turning into a technofascist dictatorship it might be worth doing

>>211898357
only porn i save is webms from the creep thread on /gif/ that shit disappears very quickly

might put the hoi4 on

>>211898357
loaded up an encrypted hard drive with terrabytes of muck in case i can’t get around it on a vpn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4&t=5s
Classy jazz tunage to cool yourself down to

>>211898376
/gif/ is so shit now it's unbelievable

always thought this was one film

>>211898325
lower your guard battymong

they even get sold together

>>211898357
Left it a bit late

>>211898493
exact energy I meant
god, I'd do things to your neck, and you'd fight me, and then you'd melt

Heinrich Himmler's summary of meeting with Swiss politician, Jean-Marie Musy, on the subject of Jewish immigration and Palestine.


>I made my position clear to him once again. We assign Jews to work and, of course, this includes hard jobs such as road building, canal construction and mining, where they have a high mortality rate. Since discussions on improving the lot of Jews have been underway, they have been employed in normal jobs, but it goes without saying that they must, like all Germans, work in the armaments industry. Our point of view on the Jewish question is as follows: we are in no way interested in America's or England's position on the Jews. What's clear is that we don't want them in Germany and in the German sphere of life because of the decades of experience after the [First] World War, and we won't engage in any discussion about it. If America wants to take them, we'll welcome it. But it must be ruled out - and we must be given a guarantee on this - that the Jews we let out through Switzerland will ever be driven back to Palestine. We know that the Arabs, just as much as we Germans do, refuse Jews, and we do not want to lend ourselves to such an indecency as sending new Jews to this poor people martyred by the Jews;

~ 18.1.1945 MF/Bn. H. Himmler

Cited:

US-Document-Center Berlin. Reproduit en photographie dans Werner Maser, Nürnberg, Tribunal der Sieger, Droemer Knauer, Munich et Zurich 1979, p. 368

It's completely legal to film people outside but roasties always scream DELETE THOSE PHOTOS OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!

>>211898551
that nigga looked like an incel

>>211898535
miss me with that faggot ahh shit

gyaldem poster is so zesty

kanaduy

>>211898325
>>211898493
>>211898535
>>211898574
the most cringeworthy exchange to ever pollute this general

>>211898567
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>211898621
guilty!

So... um... hey

power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely

why do you watch porn just get your gf to show you her boobs

cant watch porn me
would much rather do it to photos of clothed women
i like to imagine

>>211898601

>Israeli media reports that Israelis are trapped under the rubble in multiple locations across Israel

The agony of millions is about to be paid back to the jews tenfold...

>>211898695
all right buddy take a chill pill

>>211898695
youve been at this whenever ive come into the thread for days, get a fucking life you saddo

>>211898695
scrombling

>>211898731
Hmmm?

would honestly pay upwards of a tenner to hear gyaldemposter moan on vocaroo

perusing the trannies of /lgbt/

ruby granger sex arse

>>211898646
fucking bitch

BRING BACK ASK JEEVES!!!

>>211898757
She would get it tbf

>>211898743
Israel funded Hamas to garner sympathy from the west and money from the US. This is all part of the plan

mad how much dodgy stuff i downloaded on limewire

>>211898695
don't understand why a yank posting about a conflict between two middle eastern countries has chosen the /brit/ thread on /int/ to do so
there is a whole board for this

>>211898695
holy based

politics outside of /pol/ is no longer a report reason

uk creating palestine and israel so they can kill eachother for the next 80 years

>>211898799
You can explain these things to a boomer until you're blue in the face, and the boomer will never learn. Never.

pornography is one of the greatest evils of our current times

you mongs have quite literally the most active board on this site for this bore off already

>>211898799
Nice conspiracy theory

here is another tranny from lgbt. im surprised how many of them look lowkey good

>>211898821
it's what we do

>>211898839
if you post on outer/int/ you have genuine brain cancer, off you pop freakshow

>>211898757
lol at that spotty gimp standing pigeon-toed to try and give himself a hip/waist ratio

>>211898846
This was literally stated by the former prime minister of Israel. It's not a secret or anything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_support_for_Hamas

>>211897254
This guy is a ghost!

>>211898851
cooooo-ho-ho-hooooor

caberges name is chilli if anyone is interested

>>211898851
big fan of these glasses on short haired women (or trannies or whatever in this case)
bonus points if the pictures taken with a flash on

>>211898883

>>211898813
I think it's only there for threads not individual posts, annoyingly

>>211898851
>all that effort and hasn't discovered contact lenses to save him from his incel magnifying specs that probably made him into this in the first place

>>211898851
HSTS, they actually have an interest and talent in makeup, hairstyling and lighting for photos

Ice for tea

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

>>211898914
>>211898851
east asian men are so unmasculine that they can troon out pretty well

>>211898918
you can wear glasses and not be an incel. just dont be one

illuminati says I have to do 5 blood wanks today if I want to stay in the group

>>211898839
i feel like they've all been bullied off /pol/ for whatever reason so they come limping back here to repeat themselves every day

>>211898813
you can still do "off-topic" as if that ever reaches the eyes of a mod

Sipping tequila and smoking a cigar in the sunshine
Feeling like a Spanish don

Rorke appearing on UK Database

>>211898918
those glasses are a strange choice but they can be fashionable and cute

>>211898962
got the chest hair out as well have you?

>>211898957
nah they grab all the webms from /pol/ threads and repost them here because the /brit/ lads just HAVE to see this!

might get a succulent chinese meal

>>211898923
what that mean

texting dadberg and he's ignoring me

mossad got his so expect a few less cronem posts

Where would rorke take a women on a date?

>>211899015
got a succulent italian meal from tesconi's

Fish is so tasty

>>211899038
his smeg den

wearing big cosy socks and my undies and cleaning my flat while i listen to music
if i was a girl this would be fucking adorable

Mousey feeling a bit of regret about his latest meltdown

>>211899017
theyre gay blokes who want to appeal to "straight" men, not autogynephile "transbians" who are just smelly incels who like wanking to women so much they think they are one

>>211899038
pizza hut. dont ask me how i know

>>211899015
get your hands off my penis!

>>211899038
La Chambre Malodorante

>>211899070
*ignores your post again*

>>211899038
porno cinema

>>211898914
timmy's crush

Dadsteinowitzblatt hasn't read my last text yet.

*ignores all of your posts*

>>211899075
i felt like most trans mtfs are just bisexual, is that not the case?

>>211899112
look here mate ive texted you back is that the social interaction you desire you smelly incel bastard

>>211899040
She was late 20s/early 30s, slim, nice butt for a Chinese girl, no sterilization scar, pretty face, overall one of the better AMP girls I've been with in a long time. I never saw her tits, she was bottomless the whole time. She basically just squatted on my face for like 30 minutes straining while I ate her ass. Eventually she started saying Chinese stuff and used her phone to tell me that she could only go if we moved to the bathroom, no idea why, maybe psychological. So we went to the bathroom and she sat on the toilet and pushed and then moved back to my face when she was ready to poo and I only saw it for a brief second before she pushed her ass down against my face. I didn't chew it very much because I wanted to swallow as fast as possible so she didn't overflow my mouth and make a mess. I must say I'm pretty proud of my own performance. In most porn, the guy always drops most of the poo on the floor because he can't eat fast enough. I didn't I get one single speck of poo anywhere outside my mouth and it was a pretty good load. Maybe I should try out for porn, I'm clearly a better poo eater than 99% of dudes I've seen in like 20 years of watching scat porn.

>Iran strikes Israeli stock exchange building in Tel Aviv

>>211899070
>are times together
didn't realise people actually spelled it that way

Microwave spaghetti carbonara is it

>>211899140

>>211899139
not reading that drivel just wanted to talk about pizza really

i never see any of your stupid posts, i browse /brit/ with my monitor off

>>211898889
Schizo tier theory

>>211899140
https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

>>211899062
everything girls do is adorable

>>211899175
that could be literally anywhere east of the berlin wall

>>211899075
i see
>>211899132
most of them are straight men or into other trannies

>>211899140
They're bombing their holy sites lmao

>>211899132
prison gay

>>211899222
thats not funny just pure antisemetic absolute racists the lot of you americans. wouldnt see me saying that

>>211899175
It's like looking at orcs surveying the damage to Mordor. Just doesn't affect me like if it were a British street with Brits (actual ones).

>>211899205
Cope

>>211899222
KEKW

thinking about this and screaming out loud

what ethnicity should I put down on my grooming gang application form

>>211899260
go back to /paul/ retard

>>211899251
Did you post this from your cuck bunker?
Take the proxy off schlomo...

>>211899269

>>211899269
w-what's this

>>211899140
dont brits go to prison for posting memes like this

>>211899269
what's the context

211899290
oh right its a bot

Swiftly approaching cans o'cock

Always put "other" or "choose not to respond" when a job application asks me for my race because putting down white means the application will simply go straight into the rubbish bin

>I'm here for an hour a day mate chill out you humourless twat

>>211899299
>>211899325
emmett "schizoleaf" patrick garcin

y'all still talking about israel?

>>211899299
>>211899325
goof

can't remember it but whatever island or place emmett was from had a proper bent name

>>211899269

>>211899367
maple ridge BC

>>211899356
nah we're talking about black men's willies. want to join?

>>211899367
maple ridge, the hardest ghetto in BC

ciggies

>leave my roasting office
>get a boiling train home
>spend the evening in my overheated flat
ah yes

Did my first driving lesson yesterday

I'm 28

this nigga is permanently unemployable
screaming
https://emmettgarcin.blogspot.com/

when was the last time someone disrespected you ?

aint worried about AI this guy fucking retarded

>>211899390
>>211899408
that's decently poof but I swear it was even gayer

>>211899405
come on

>>211899156
At least put it in the oven lad. Look after yourself a little

>>211899422
im a 30 year old tradesman and dont drive

>>211899422
there are people that 10 seconds after they are born are already millionaires.

whats your point? is not a race

>>211899422
how did it go

>>211899440
idk who the other two besides miku and peter are tbf

>>211899414
>spend all day reading in the shade in my garden
>pop to the shop 10 mins round trip walk
>come back and spend the evening reading and consuming cans in the cool evening air
:)

>>211899422
people look at you driving and laugh

>>211899431
two teenagers shouted nonce at me out the window of their car when i was waiting to cross the road the other day

>>211899422
You're doing it that's what matters.
>>211899459
How does that work? You must be partnered with someone that drives a van or something right?

>>211899499
did you say we must be the bus wankers

>>211899474
why does it take ten seconds

>>211899414
take the ac pill

>>211897426
fucking misshannahminx ripoff LMAO
stupid ass hoes all look same

*blows nails*

https://youtu.be/y60a_Rq36v4

>>211899327
sad thing is it's a real schizophrenic yank who thinks he is aryan but is actually an ugly brown arab jew looking fellow named charles malaponte

>>211899530
sometimes inheritance goes to male heirs (i.e. only after you know the gender of the baby)

>THE FIRST BORN SON SHALL RECEIVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS TO BE PLACED ON A TRUST etc

liar

>>211899524
am in the workshop most of the time but get a real man to drive this speccy incel /brit/ poster to the jobsite when needed

>>211899587
its funnier if i tell myself its a bot

portfolio's recovered since the incident in feb/march

>>211899590
i see thanks 190 how's lisboa

getting trolled by the carberg again

only gone and lost my phone ffs

>>211899593
Peter Hitchens

muslim woman at my work is in an arranged marriage and she hates her husband. shame innit.

>>211899630
i live up north. its currently 30 degrees

sweating my bollocks off

>>211899626
it isn't really funny either way but okay

the small boat cronem, they just finished working out at david lloyd yeah? about to hop in the shower to refresh themselves

>>211899648
Imma call yo phone so you know the whereabouts

>>211899662
it was that hot here yesterday but we have air conditioning stay cool brother

>>211899684
would rather have a bit of drama over emma watson farting or employed woman

>>211899652
found out recently that there is no minimum age you can be married in california, and a husband cannot be prosecuted for statutory rape of his wife. meaning you can legally marry, have sex with and impregnate a child of any age as long as the parents consent
recently they tried to pass a law to make the minimum marriage age 16, and planned parenthood and the ACLU opposed it and got it sunk

>>211899688
bit gay but thanks for the update ziedbelg i hope they have enough cocoa butter so they can moisturize each other

>>211899587
how do you know shit like this

>Also the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:

>>211899757
he has been posting every day for weeks here and in /cum/ with his selfies and linkedin etc it's not a secret

time for a cold bottle of alcohol free beck's

>>211899771
screaigimeagim

Off home
A sweaty walk looms

>>211899750
you need serious help

yeah? shower heads on full power? yeah? drill rap thumping from their bluetooth speakers ? yeah?

the good thing about smartphones is that you look like less of a loser when you're stood on your own. back in my day we just had to stand there looking like a right lonely little freak

>>211899836
it pie night?

>>211899809
>A sweaty walk looms
aha random question time! what colour socks are you wearing?
post a picture of them when you get home!

>>211899874
You don't know how to look cool and mysterious.

Feeling pretty good lads. It's a beautiful day to be alive

>>211899892
charlie why do you keep spamming this

uh oh stinky time

David Bowie was a modern druid.

yeah? wagging it on snapchat for katy? yelling in patois? making a big old mess in those gym showers?

>>211899874
>back in my day we just had to stand there looking like a right lonely little freak
this is one of the reasons i miss smoking. could always just be standing having a cig instead of lurking

I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts.

Big Walk shilling overtime with all their walk posts today

>>211899934
the gimmick has been overdone to all hell my brother

just shut the fuck up

>>211899880
I'm wearing some white trainer socks

>tfw newfags ask you about the mousey years

We're in the dark times now, lads. Can't make it stop, just have to buckle down and get through it. Chin up, lads. We'll make it.

yeah? laughing while timmy's wiping the suds off the mirror, because he wagged batondem a luh vigorous?

>>211899987
toby was here this morning

>>211899989
shut the fuck up lmao

>>211899474
Yeah but I just wanted to share it I suppose, most people learn as soon as they can.

>>211899475
Very good, most of it was just talking. I've had panic attacks in cars before so it was kinda nerve racking. Went on the fuckin main road despite never driving on the road before and not even knowing which peddle was which

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Bring these times back
https://youtu.be/_QUq72fla3o

>>211900034
Haven't played hoi4 in years, feels like it doesn't have much replay value since it only covers a short time span
Wish they would add post war content

Something very fit about fit women

>>211899874
not really
you just feel that way because staring at your phone allows you to distract yourself from your own self-conciousness

>>211900071
no there isn't
be quiet

>>211900071

>>211900004
timmy getting on his knees LOL x

>>211900074
damn..

>>211900071
what would you know about it incel

wtf Brian Wilson died ffs

pokemon :£

>>211900103
Based Internet Explorer user

>>211900039
that first time on a main road is completely terrifying i still remember. feels like you're committing a crime
instructor not just take you to an industrial estate first? mad that

>>211899908
Not Charlie and because it makes me smile
>>211899989
Trve
>>211900034
The WW2 version is much better, i had to quit because it was too fun

they're loudly yelling in patois because they cant find the clickums? yeah? laughing ostentatiously when they do find them? they are lighting them up in the gym lobby arent they? because timmy cud do nun bout these yung kings

remember Doug?

mental what women wear nowdays

https://youtu.be/zi-U6hwQRiU

Mousey Dreams Of Nettles

Sweating like a lizard here
Not even half way home yet

the fit

that's yanks in the filter list then

>UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer failed to recognize the President of South Korea and shook hands with his interpreter instead

>>211900204
grim

>>211900230
screaming

I’d love to eat her shit.

>>211900230
they do look the same

>>211900130
We went down a straight road that wasn't a main road, but people were going so fast that it basically was one. Then my house was just around the corner down a tiny slither of main road so he said fuck it and let me drive it. I got overtaken three times because I forgot which one was the clutch

>>211900230
>>211900261
>jf humor

>>211900219
errm... alri? im wearing an incel t shirt and some Next jeans

>>211900184
>Is that...................EXPOSED SKIN?????

>AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M LOSING MY MOTHERHECKING MIND MATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

>>211900230

*farts out a bucket worth of cum*
whats all this then

>>211900284
Very nice

>>211900318
*holds out kebab*
can do you do it again?

>>211900306
deso doesn't give a shit about korea anymore she's japanese now

>>211900318
Alri Elton

Jackson five pmv

the year is '94 and my trunk is raw

Skinny young girls in crocs

The gen alpha gf

got to do some thing on monday

Dr House has killed another one. It was a mercy tbf

>>211900407
the madeleine mc cann

>>211900416
oh for fucks sakes why wont he just play by the rules like everyone else?

Nary a sun enjoyer in sight

>>211900441
it makes cuddy gush

>>211900441
leg hurts

>>211900454
head fuckin hurts from how humid it is

>>211900454
need to replace that church dome with a minaret asap

>>211900454
me on the left

>>211897512
how have you all let this wonderful post get ignored for the whole thread? for shame

>>211900454
thats a big field

>>211900454
be a good citizen and pick up that rubbish

>>211900454
Unnatural and concerning cloud shape

snacking on carrots

watching porn on the tv, not wanking though

>>211900454
boring white people shit

getting noticeably overweight now

>>211900363
kanade is the pride of korea, she beat all of hololive at typeing speed

>>211900067
pretty sure thats eu4 modded

>>211900613
What pornkino are you watching?

>>211900627
ktim
keep saying i'll do something about it but then drink the liquid jew and derail any daily progress

>>211900620

>>211900627
been on the bokkles have we

>>211900627
ktim

>>211900627
operation summer bod postponed to next year

>>211900627
I blame the government

>>211900651
gay variety

>>211900493
church dome?

>>211900665
18 cans of Heineken for £14
Starmer must step in

>>211900627
if you've noticed it it means others noticed it 10kg ago

Anyone see that shite on the news the other day about two pakis hiking about snowdon only to drown in a shallow stream

browns really shouldnt be allowed outside cities for their own safety

>>211900777
I have almost died in the lakes on more than one occasion

i cant poo because head hurts

>>211897426
they all look AI generated

get it made

just got called [insult] in [place] lads

>>211900777
I say we remove all the cautionary signs near water and let natural selection take its course

>>211899498
shut the fuck up

>>211899524
yep that's true, appreciate it mate x

really hope no one was watching the cctv in my apartment building just because i did something incredibly embarrassing because i was scared of walking near a girl who lives upstairs from me

>>211900929
what if you actually end up on one of those public cringe subreddits and it gets millions of views

>>211900984

>>211900984

>>211900984

so fucking tempted to drop my number in brit so you can call me and I'll find the fucking thing
spent 1hr looking for it and only been downstairs today in 3 rooms. what the fuck.

>>211901186
everyone's in the new lad I'll give you a bell if you want