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LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
LOVELY FUCKING HOMETOIL TOMORROW sub-edish
ENJOYING NONCING THE CANS sub-sub-edish
>>211902978 (OP)get the nonces raped
get the arses shagged
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nth for the baddiedem
Helped an old lady find a packet of sponges today in a bargain buys. Absolute salt of the earth bloke, me.
mind-sucking on a few conundrums
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>>211903044Hope you did a Rapelad on her, lad
>>211903035corrr haven't seen kait in a while
>>211903044salt of the earth doesnt mean helpful. means down to earth and unpretentious
me from the universe's perspective
not long til the days get shorter
>>211903059nigga looks like a rat
INFINITE BATHS
WASHING OVER ME AT LAST
sucking down a cherry cola vape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-MiMYQooU
>>211903077days stay The
Same length
actually !!
>>211903044"bargain buys" hasn't existed as a thing until this post and yet there's one in my city
very very spooky
when have you ever heard of bargain buys in your life
Right!
Fancying the cans
I shall be wearing my lovely new fucking shorts out since I've never worn shorts outside since I was a wee lad
I shall be getting the cans
I shall also be getting the chips I think
But most importantly, did I mention the Latvian broke a black bitch's nose who made fun of her accent when she was in school?
more of a b&m man myself. DO NOT buy furniture from there
>>211903129expensive paper
yeah are the pg tips aching for 3 pm ?
>Microsoft is pushing for fingerprint or face pictures as a replacement for passwords
Holy grim
>>211903118out of these slags l only like soogs because she kinda looks like she's not enjoying it and she's a bit too smart and sensitive for the lifestyle
>>211903059the famed one punch man
>>211903118erm, I looked up some pictures of this lady and to my pleasant surprise, I cockmog her since she has a fanny, you see
Nan's just tried eating some sponges she bought from Bargain Buys. She's choked and died
fucking hate all of you today and it is NOT just because i haven't eaten in 24 hours you're all just being REALLY ANNOYING
>>211903157objectively a better solution
>>211903162I have that same thigh tattoo
>>211903077have done fuck all this summer and spring lmao
aircon unit going full whack
window kit properly installed for full tilt de-heating
comfy night of sleep inbound and sunberg being spawnkilled
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It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!
>>211903173That lad's murdered your nan
definitely a correlation between inceldom and wanking to trannies
Anyone advocating digital ID should be shoved into a German shower
>>211903220it's all part of the incel to tranny pipeline, isn't it?
that discord thing
letting the sheeps tongue weeds THRIVE in my garden to promote hay fever
>>211903207It's bizarre how you rarely see a white person out for the entirety of autumn and Winter and then as soon as the sun comes out they're everywhere. Where the fuck do they all go and come from?
>>211903220>>211903242all weird little internet freaks at the end of the day
pooing while spinning around like a garden water sprinkler
aend help lads jve accidentally entered into a dtarinf competition with carbwrg
>>211903274helping my weeds you are
>>211903254Sun worship is Aryan.
>>211903066yh checked her twitch on a whim and saw she's streaming again
>>211903118CORRRRRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM
>>211903157it doesn't have to be that
the point is to use the act of unlocking your phone to authenticate to any service, even on your PC or whatever
could be just a lock screen pattern or PIN, but it involves a second device
>>211903232Put a sock in it 2016mong
New 'oon in the log
https://youtu.be/tT3kIc3nrgA?si=Ngatwru9L3xSQmmx
whats your plans for the summer
>>211903207imagine doing your incel walk there but crossing the road further down at an awkward bit cos you dont want to appear in tourist's photos lol
>>211903264any mong could get into your mum's phone in an instant because her passcode is likely yours or a relative's date of birth
biometrics are objectively safer you're just a schizoid
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>>211903353might suck a golfball
>>211903373why would anyone know those dates
>>211903384Is that you Ziedophile?
>>211903353big south west coast path incelwalk
can tell /brit/ is full of those neeky lads from school who weren't into footie
the daphnes can be posted
pleased you lads are finally starting to ignore cansmong. took you long enough
>>211903384absolutely minging when people get a muffin top on their shoes
>>211903404it's not hard to find a date of birth
>>211903353spend all my free time drunk or hungover alone in my smelly incel flat same as the other seasons
>New 'oon
>New 'eitch
is this spammer a brown or something
why doesn't it know how contractions work
>>211903440just noticed that LOL
>>211903431kahteem
always chose climbing and sailing for PE rather than football or basketball
>>211903118>>211903035so pudgy, nasty, dried out and unathletic
how could you possibly get a chub to this
>>211903405my poos are always more solid in the heat and diarrhea-y in the cold
it's bizarre
Gary Eats
copying
Danny From Rate My Takeaway
idea !!
sailing more like gayling
>>211903524your body uses more water are you really that thick
>>211903535he is allowed to use the idea
>>211903521instructor used to get in the showers with us after lessons haha
>>211903548alri poo expert
Based daddy Trump taking his belt off and telling lsrael whats what
>>211903570>poof sailing teacher rather than the big strong rugby boys
thousands of hymens about to endure violence
>>211903353Plan the Autumn holiday so I can afford the retarded tourists and children since the concept of dealing with foreign cunts annoys me, you see.
Also working on convincing the Latvian to leave her husband or give me the shagging, whatever one really
Any of you lads in the bald community?
https://youtu.be/lQCVf7AnXNY
>>211903548you drink more water in summer though
need one of these zapped at my bollocks
hymen expansions are being administered
bet it would be mint to live in spain 24/7
>>211903675reckon it wouldn't be as great as you think once the novelty wore off
>>211903118seen her lips puckered around a 4 inch nob
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>>211903512>AI sloppa shadingnah blud
>>211903107>"bargain buys" hasn't existed as a thing until this post and yet there's one in my city>very very spooky
>>211903662>the huge weight results in a large amount of kinetic energy on impact>this energy drives the dense alloy casing down to 60m undergrounder I reckon they're glossing over something here. The US is apparently the only nation with this tech. If it were just a matter of "it's heavy therefore it penetrates 60m into bedrock" then surely everyone would build them.
>>211903737must've sprung up over night
>>211903035Who is this again la? x
>>211903737I've never seen or heard a single person ever mention bargain buys until your post and I live in a northern shithole
What’s a good non-customer-facing job that isn’t in a factory or warehouse?
>>211903675heard they never collect the bins
>>211903722that womans entire face and body is jewbotoxsloppa
Stinky Indians on public transport
>>211903835lazy wop bastards, i've been to central italy and the streets are full of rubbish 24/7, looks like bradford
>>211903722pittiedem snoring after administering a vex knottening
>>211903817getting shagged up the arse
>>211903817hospital auxilary
>>211903107blud has no object permenance
>>211903854Thanks. Just applied to Bryan Air
>>211903766not really
>At 04:30 on the morning of 13 February, two F-117 stealth bombers each dropped a 910 kilograms (2,000 lb) GBU-27 laser-guided bomb on the shelter. The first bomb cut through 3 metres (10 ft) of reinforced concrete before a time-delayed fuse exploded.a standard bomb can go through 3m of concrete, earth is much less dense
>>211903817delivery driver
>>211903313What if I don't want to use my phone?
raping my own arse at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph
>>211903770kaitviolet
>>211903855>t. AI sloppa masturbator
>>211903898can't be object permanence if I was unaware of its existence until now
could have at least said mandela effect buzzwordmong
had a fucking mare at work today
>woke up at 7:37 and my shift was meant to start at 7:30
>got dressed as quickly as I could and sprant to the store (which is about 3km away)
>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers when I was running to the store and fell out of the leg and onto the street, had to shove them into my pocket and continue running in full few of a bunch of people
>arrived sweaty and out of breath
>opened the store quick enough for it not to be an issue but the manager was still a massive arsehole about it anyway for the entire day
>cut the fuck out of my hand while cutting some onions
>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor
>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered
>made a flirty joke with the toilfu which landed totally flat and we didn't talk for the rest of the day
>one of the fellas who was meant to help me with the close fucked off early
>ended up having to close on my own and left an hour later
>went to a Tesco to grab something for tea immediately after finishing
>some kid - probably only about 3 years old (very innocently) said to her mother "that man smells" and then pointed at me
>>211903971Thank u thank u
2FA is gay
The goal is to create a society where you have to have your phone on you at all times so you can be tracked
>>211903373ZOG serf
>>211903778I live in a southern shithole and use to live in a middul shithole and we had a bargain buys in both of those places
>>211903965if you're not already using 2FA for important things then i don't know what to tell you
passkeys are way easier and quicker to use than a password and SMS/OTP combo and basically just as secure
>>211903817high paying, never seeing customers?
software engineer
what movie should l watch while l trip on shrooms?
Went for a nap and had a weird dream that Jaydon Sancho came out as gay and all the Premier League teams were suddenly trying to sign him so they could be woke.
>>211904035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAp4nmTZCA
>>211904008But i don't want Microsoft having my fingerprints.
>>211904002>the goaleveryone already has their phone at all times
leftypol saying dont attack iran whilst waving palestine flags
>>211904035a serbian film (2010)
>>211903978you've been done up like a kipper there lad, right arse bumming
had a fucking mare at work today
>woke up at 7:37 and my shift was meant to start at 7:30
>got dressed as quickly as I could and sprant to the store (which is about 3km away)
>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers when I was running to the store and fell out of the leg and onto the street, had to shove them into my pocket and continue running in full few of a bunch of people
>arrived sweaty and out of breath
>opened the store quick enough for it not to be an issue but the manager was still a massive arsehole about it anyway for the entire day
>cut the fuck out of my hand while cutting some onions
>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor
>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered
>made a flirty joke with the toilfu which landed totally flat and we didn't talk for the rest of the day
>one of the fellas who was meant to help me with the close fucked off early
>ended up having to close on my own and left an hour later
>went to a Tesco to grab something for tea immediately after finishing
>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads whats wrong with me
>>211904035The Wizard of Oz
>>211904063I'm not seeing the contradiction
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>brynble yhair
>>211903978>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers
>>211904060Well, they shouldn't
>>211904057are you talking about passkeys for online services or just locking a windows PC?
>>211903978>>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor>>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered>>made a flirty joke with the toilfu which landed totally flat and we didn't talk for the rest of the daycan't imagine why she wouldn't be interested in you...
bladee carried so hard by his production ngl
>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers when I was running to the store and fell out of the leg and onto the street, had to shove them into my pocket and continue running in full few of a bunch of people
>>211904125nope, wrong opinion.
his production is australian though(!)
Is your computer slowing down in this heat?
>>211903978>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking botheredLike the food fell on the bare floor and you scraped it up and ate it???
Pantyboy running to Tesco
>>211904145bladee fans hear the most angelic beat ever made and think we gotta put a retarded sounding swedish guy on this
>>211903978fucking screaming and shouting and smearing shite all over my walls
>>211904151Got a P14s (Gen 5), so no, it's performing like the absolute bastard Lenovo built it to be
Hate the way technology has developed over the last 20 years.
Honestly technology should've just frozen in 2006. Almost nothing since that time has been useful, and most of it has led to a surveillance state.
2006 you still had phones, computers, good consoles, forums were fun but technology wasn't completely intrusive. People weren't glued to their phones.
Smartphones, electric vehicles, social media, streaming, AIslop. I can't stand it.
>White House: Trump to make a decision on whether to attack Iran 'within two weeks'
TACO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTN_Hxgaofo
>>211904159Yes. It was a full-English so it was quiet easy to pick up, except for the beans. I wouldn't stoop quite that low.
>>211904170>most angelic beathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxc
one day it'll click, he's an ANGEL (australian prod goes crayzeee)
up at 01:30AM for toil tomorrow
need to be asleep -1hr20 mins ago
>>211904187why do you hate smartphones? i get the rest though
2016mong really thought we wouldn't notice if he shifted it back 10 years
>>211904201why is he edging us
got the hex; or printing in the infernal method on
>>211904084FUCKNIG LOVE IT, LAD
>>211904217proto gf looks exactly like this
>>211903971those are filterless gyaldems
>>211904219fuccckkkin hell
>>211904245he knows he'll be assassinated moments after hitting Israel with strikes so he just wants to enjoy his remaining time on earth
weird how the east asian sex offenders rarely get bad press
can smell the smeg on my what looks to be infected knob
wearing jeans and boxers too and its permeating through them
>>211904223ecco2k is kind of angelic when hes doing his zesty songs but bladee soiunds deficient
>>211904272look at that fanny mound phwoar
>>211904299How do you mean?
>>211904254does she have a ...
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Matcha tea
tastes
fucking
amazing
>>211904383looks like the grinch's piss
>>211904324eh, I like him of course but he's no bladey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-fXsnvfU
Still can't get over matey eating food off of the floor and then attempting to flirt with a co-worker. Fucking hell
btw lads those pretty young schoolgirls celebrating the end of GCSEs in their little skirts and ripped tights are all of legal age for sex now :)
>Matcha tea
>tastes
>fucking
>amazing
>>211904234People stare at them all the time. At work, on break, in the pub, at sporting events, at family gatherings, at restaurants, at school, at university, in the car.
A truly awful invention.
They harm socialisation and they really aren't needed. All phones should do is texting and calling.
alright enough bullying sprantypants
>BREAKING: 16 BILLION PASSWORDS LEAKED: APPLE, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK USERS EXPOSED
ffs
slathering matcha all over my bollocks to attract millenial women
>actual
>black
>al Qaeda
>nigger
>paki
>from timbuktu
>who cares
>>211904451you know what cant leak? Your fingerprints
>>211904451fake there's not that many people in the world
Trump is actually playing 5D chess he's not really sucking off the jews
yeaa me and cody trippin on these shrooms brooooo
>>211904353expect a quick knock on the door, cheers!
millennial women but 30 years ago when they were young :)
remember that time the /lit/ autists got wound up over the "yhe binble" posts?
lol
yeldarb
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>the bible
>>211904530you need locked up
>>211904427mad how this is just life now and always will be barring a solar flare knocking out all electronics
>>211904383tastes like grass
one of the shittiest trends going
>>211904541no mate, this take place when you was in hospital did it? when you was all "doped up" on the psych meds?
they go to the park to celebrate the end of school have a few lambrinis and get all frisky :)
>tfw come from a jewish family but despise religion and they keep pressuring me to marry a jew
i dont want to
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>>211903978at least you're in good shape lad
>>211904427people stare at them because there's nothing else to do, it's not just staring, you can be productive while staring on your smartphone, you can answer emails, research something, read a book or you can entertain yourself by watching a movie etc,
they didnt harm socialisation, they just replaced small talk that led nowhere anyway
boozin gagain. it's all so tiresome
>>211904640>they just replaced small talk that led nowhere anywayreddit opinion
>>211904612marry a muslima, lol
>>211904272baddiedem albeit
>>211904612i forgot to add that shes from eastern european bloodline and is quite literally mentally ill
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once more i find myself raping my own arse
>>211904664 when'd you last booze lad?
>>211904640>because there's nothing else to do, it's not just staring, you can be productive while staring on your smartphone, you can answer emails, research something, read a book or you can entertain yourself by watching a movie etc,Reading a book on a screen is awful. Also 99% of it is just social media or Youtube
>At the time of the bombing, hundreds of Iraqi civilians, mostly women and children, were sheltering in the building; many were sleeping. More than 408 people were killed; reports on precise numbers vary, and the registration book was incinerated in the blast.[10] People staying on the upper level were incinerated by heat while boiling water from the shelter's water tank was responsible for the rest of the fatalities.[10] Not all killed died immediately; black, incinerated handprints of some victims remained fused to the concrete ceiling of the shelter. Journalist John Simpson reported on the horrific sight of "bodies fused together so that they formed entire blocks of flesh" along with "a layer of melted human fat an inch deep lying on the surface of the water pumped in by the firemen"
>>211904672blud likes talking about the weather with strangers
>>211904612forgot to add that i'm gay as well
The power struggle between Stalin, Kamenev, Zinoviev, Bukharin and Trotsky between 1922-29 is quite fascinating.
Could be a proper Game of Thrones type of drama this.
So many twists and turns.
And that's not to even touch upon the Moscow trials and Frida Kahlo.
>>211904413Ruby making notes about how she is going to tie me up and tease my cock while not allowing me to cum.
>>211904683>and is quite literally mentally illalready implied by her being a woman
>>211904732she wouldnt do that
>At the time of the grangling, hundreds of Iraqi civilians, mostly women and children, were outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>211904708thats not funy
>>211904710small talk has a social purpose
the only people that dislike it are genuine spergoid redditors
>>211904704carrying a book everywhere is awful
in my mind ruby is very underdeveloped
I imagine her having a hairless chi-
>>211904738no i mean severely mentally ill, full of bipolar and possibly even schizophrenic
>>211904742scrambobbling and scrodelayheehooing
>>211904772yep that's a woman alright
>>211904451my free dazn password got leaked
>>211904760How? Just put in your bag.
>>211904789ok now add turbo talmudic autism on top of it, this is what my family is pressuring me into
i hste my life
>>211904799you carry a bag everywhere?
tried some of those Pop Chips crisps
quite nice actually
>>211904814Is she the only other jew in the village or something
>>211904845I CAN'T WAAAAAIIT
FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN
>>211904856bit of a slut for the sour cream ones, me
this thread is sponsored by Pop Chips
Don't just book it. Thomas Cook it.
25C is a comfy temperature, anything over is too hot
what body type am i? how would you describe me?
LIOT
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>bennies on the feckin morrow
>>211904883ATOL protected
>>211904886I disagree
Im a lizard, you see
*basks*
>>211904856>>211904874agreed the wokeists are right about one bit of scran at least
>>211904888Freddie Mercury aka ethnically vague gay
This time last week I was drinking at a music festival. Funny how the world works.
>>211902978 (OP)another day of being unemployed, getting fatter and more miserable and waiting for the gf to break up with me for being fat & unemployed
>>211904919>>211904928believe it or not do not have a single drop of hispanic, native, or even south asian dna in my body
>>211904934yeah
this time 62 years ago I was shitting myself in nappies
and now I'm not
mental how that works
if you go to festivals and have loved ones then you're pathetic and need to grow up
>>211904958alright grandpa let's get you off to bed shall we
>>211904970man shut yo bitch ass up
>>211904846If im going to work yeah
If I'm in my car I can have a book or something in the holders
>>211904941now is the time to turn things around
| Day | Page Range | Notes |
| --- | ------------------- | ------------------------------ |
| 1 | pp. 1–34 | Establish tone and rhythm |
| 2 | pp. 35–68 | Intro to Soares’s daily mood |
| 3 | pp. 69–102 | Self-alienation themes deepen |
| 4 | pp. 103–136 | Dreams vs. reality |
| 5 | pp. 137–170 | Social withdrawal reflections |
| 6 | pp. 171–204 | Language, writing, escape |
| 7 | pp. 205–238 | Height of his disquiet |
| 8 | pp. 239–272 | Melancholy aestheticism |
| 9 | pp. 273–306 | Philosophy of inertia |
| 10 | pp. 307–340 | Solitude and Lisbon vignettes |
| 11 | pp. 341–374 | Time, futility, fading dreams |
| 12 | pp. 375–408 | Dissolution of self |
| 13 | pp. 409–442 | Final swells of mood + imagery |
| 14 | pp. 443–End (\~470) | Quiet closing fragments |
If you actually enjoy being alive and don't contemplate suicide every day you need to grow the fuck up
>>211905027Pineal gland decalcification sesh?
>>211904888zesty mexican nigga
>>211905059and rourke is STILL a virgin
>>211905059Swear that was 2024
>>211905048or you need a can of deathwish latte
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dvl8-tXLKyQ
>>211905059think they'll find them?
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lovely stuff this
>>211905059love being reminded of the passage of time
>>2119050592 years ago I turned 30
>>211905101not without a magnifying glass LOL
Out at the park incelually sitting down at an incel bench
>>211905119are you still 30? x
>>211905057guarantee i have more gaelic dna in my body than you buddy
>>211905132enjoy the weather today buddy x
snucking a snus and it's given me hiccups
>>211904857no my family is friends with her family
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>>211905156Alri fellow 1996 lad
>>211905132Police should come move you along frankly oh wait I forgot not in barmers britain
>>211905145nigga has gay-lick dna
hopefully pokemon go poster will be here soon :)
>>211905184love the auld ads
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