Thread 211902978

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
LOVELY FUCKING HOMETOIL TOMORROW sub-edish
ENJOYING NONCING THE CANS sub-sub-edish

ripsquadd

>>211902978 (OP)
get the nonces raped
get the arses shagged

nth for the baddiedem

Helped an old lady find a packet of sponges today in a bargain buys. Absolute salt of the earth bloke, me.

mind-sucking on a few conundrums

>>211903044
Hope you did a Rapelad on her, lad

>>211903035
corrr haven't seen kait in a while

>>211903044
salt of the earth doesnt mean helpful. means down to earth and unpretentious

me from the universe's perspective

not long til the days get shorter

>>211903059
nigga looks like a rat

INFINITE BATHS
WASHING OVER ME AT LAST

sucking down a cherry cola vape

>>211903077
days stay The
Same length

actually !!

>>211903044
"bargain buys" hasn't existed as a thing until this post and yet there's one in my city
very very spooky

when have you ever heard of bargain buys in your life

i miss mihai

Right!
Fancying the cans
I shall be wearing my lovely new fucking shorts out since I've never worn shorts outside since I was a wee lad
I shall be getting the cans
I shall also be getting the chips I think
But most importantly, did I mention the Latvian broke a black bitch's nose who made fun of her accent when she was in school?

more of a b&m man myself. DO NOT buy furniture from there

what
actually
is
parchment?

>>211903129
expensive paper

yeah are the pg tips aching for 3 pm ?

>Microsoft is pushing for fingerprint or face pictures as a replacement for passwords
Holy grim

>>211903118
out of these slags l only like soogs because she kinda looks like she's not enjoying it and she's a bit too smart and sensitive for the lifestyle

>>211903059
the famed one punch man

>>211903118
erm, I looked up some pictures of this lady and to my pleasant surprise, I cockmog her since she has a fanny, you see

>>211903118
shit bodies

Nan's just tried eating some sponges she bought from Bargain Buys. She's choked and died

fucking hate all of you today and it is NOT just because i haven't eaten in 24 hours you're all just being REALLY ANNOYING

>>211903157
objectively a better solution

>>211903162
I have that same thigh tattoo

>>211903077
have done fuck all this summer and spring lmao

aircon unit going full whack
window kit properly installed for full tilt de-heating
comfy night of sleep inbound and sunberg being spawnkilled

It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!

>>211903173
That lad's murdered your nan

definitely a correlation between inceldom and wanking to trannies

Anyone advocating digital ID should be shoved into a German shower

>>211903220
it's all part of the incel to tranny pipeline, isn't it?
that discord thing

letting the sheeps tongue weeds THRIVE in my garden to promote hay fever

>>211903207
It's bizarre how you rarely see a white person out for the entirety of autumn and Winter and then as soon as the sun comes out they're everywhere. Where the fuck do they all go and come from?

>>211903182
ZOG cattle.

>>211903220
>>211903242
all weird little internet freaks at the end of the day

pooing while spinning around like a garden water sprinkler

aend help lads jve accidentally entered into a dtarinf competition with carbwrg

>>211903254
work, home

>>211903274
helping my weeds you are

>>211903254
Sun worship is Aryan.

>>211903066
yh checked her twitch on a whim and saw she's streaming again

>>211903118
CORRRRRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM

>>211903157
it doesn't have to be that
the point is to use the act of unlocking your phone to authenticate to any service, even on your PC or whatever
could be just a lock screen pattern or PIN, but it involves a second device

>>211903232
Put a sock in it 2016mong

>>211903293
hej

New 'oon in the log

https://youtu.be/tT3kIc3nrgA?si=Ngatwru9L3xSQmmx

whats your plans for the summer

>>211903207
imagine doing your incel walk there but crossing the road further down at an awkward bit cos you dont want to appear in tourist's photos lol

>>211903264
any mong could get into your mum's phone in an instant because her passcode is likely yours or a relative's date of birth
biometrics are objectively safer you're just a schizoid

>>211903353
might suck a golfball

>>211903373
why would anyone know those dates

doing the BIG poo

>>211903384
Is that you Ziedophile?

>>211903353
big south west coast path incelwalk

can tell /brit/ is full of those neeky lads from school who weren't into footie

the daphnes can be posted

pleased you lads are finally starting to ignore cansmong. took you long enough

>>211903384
absolutely minging when people get a muffin top on their shoes

>>211903404
it's not hard to find a date of birth

>>211903353
spend all my free time drunk or hungover alone in my smelly incel flat same as the other seasons

>New 'oon
>New 'eitch
is this spammer a brown or something
why doesn't it know how contractions work

>>211903440
just noticed that LOL

>>211903431
kahteem
always chose climbing and sailing for PE rather than football or basketball

>>211903464
'ce

>>211903118
>>211903035
so pudgy, nasty, dried out and unathletic
how could you possibly get a chub to this

>>211903464
fonc

>>211903405
my poos are always more solid in the heat and diarrhea-y in the cold
it's bizarre

Gary Eats
copying

Danny From Rate My Takeaway

idea !!

sailing more like gayling

>>211903524
your body uses more water are you really that thick

>>211903535
he is allowed to use the idea

>>211903521
instructor used to get in the showers with us after lessons haha

>>211903548
alri poo expert

Based daddy Trump taking his belt off and telling lsrael whats what

>>211903570
>poof sailing teacher rather than the big strong rugby boys

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>211903353
Plan the Autumn holiday so I can afford the retarded tourists and children since the concept of dealing with foreign cunts annoys me, you see.
Also working on convincing the Latvian to leave her husband or give me the shagging, whatever one really

Any of you lads in the bald community?

https://youtu.be/lQCVf7AnXNY

>>211903548
you drink more water in summer though

need one of these zapped at my bollocks

hymen expansions are being administered

bet it would be mint to live in spain 24/7

tripping balls right now

>>211903641
yea me

>>211903675
reckon it wouldn't be as great as you think once the novelty wore off

>>211903118
seen her lips puckered around a 4 inch nob

>>211903512
>AI sloppa shading
nah blud

>>211903107
>"bargain buys" hasn't existed as a thing until this post and yet there's one in my city
>very very spooky

>>211903535
^.^ xx

aint clicking dat

>>211903662
>the huge weight results in a large amount of kinetic energy on impact
>this energy drives the dense alloy casing down to 60m underground

er I reckon they're glossing over something here. The US is apparently the only nation with this tech. If it were just a matter of "it's heavy therefore it penetrates 60m into bedrock" then surely everyone would build them.

>>211903737
must've sprung up over night

>>211903035
Who is this again la? x

>>211903737
I've never seen or heard a single person ever mention bargain buys until your post and I live in a northern shithole

still a week

What’s a good non-customer-facing job that isn’t in a factory or warehouse?

>>211903675
heard they never collect the bins

>>211903817
pilot

>>211903722
that womans entire face and body is jewbotoxsloppa

Stinky Indians on public transport

>>211903817
thief

>>211903835
lazy wop bastards, i've been to central italy and the streets are full of rubbish 24/7, looks like bradford

>>211903722
pittiedem snoring after administering a vex knottening

>>211903817
getting shagged up the arse

>>211903817
hospital auxilary

>>211903107
blud has no object permenance

>>211903854
Thanks. Just applied to Bryan Air

>>211903766
not really
>At 04:30 on the morning of 13 February, two F-117 stealth bombers each dropped a 910 kilograms (2,000 lb) GBU-27 laser-guided bomb on the shelter. The first bomb cut through 3 metres (10 ft) of reinforced concrete before a time-delayed fuse exploded.
a standard bomb can go through 3m of concrete, earth is much less dense

>>211903817
delivery driver

>>211903313
What if I don't want to use my phone?

raping my own arse at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph

>>211903770
kaitviolet

>>211903855
>t. AI sloppa masturbator

>>211903898
can't be object permanence if I was unaware of its existence until now
could have at least said mandela effect buzzwordmong

had a fucking mare at work today
>woke up at 7:37 and my shift was meant to start at 7:30
>got dressed as quickly as I could and sprant to the store (which is about 3km away)
>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers when I was running to the store and fell out of the leg and onto the street, had to shove them into my pocket and continue running in full few of a bunch of people
>arrived sweaty and out of breath
>opened the store quick enough for it not to be an issue but the manager was still a massive arsehole about it anyway for the entire day
>cut the fuck out of my hand while cutting some onions
>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor
>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered
>made a flirty joke with the toilfu which landed totally flat and we didn't talk for the rest of the day
>one of the fellas who was meant to help me with the close fucked off early
>ended up having to close on my own and left an hour later
>went to a Tesco to grab something for tea immediately after finishing
>some kid - probably only about 3 years old (very innocently) said to her mother "that man smells" and then pointed at me

>>211903971
Thank u thank u

2FA is gay
The goal is to create a society where you have to have your phone on you at all times so you can be tracked
>>211903373
ZOG serf

>>211903778
I live in a southern shithole and use to live in a middul shithole and we had a bargain buys in both of those places

>>211903965
if you're not already using 2FA for important things then i don't know what to tell you
passkeys are way easier and quicker to use than a password and SMS/OTP combo and basically just as secure

>>211903817
high paying, never seeing customers?
software engineer

what movie should l watch while l trip on shrooms?

Went for a nap and had a weird dream that Jaydon Sancho came out as gay and all the Premier League teams were suddenly trying to sign him so they could be woke.

>>211904035
The News

brynble yhair

>>211904035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAp4nmTZCA

>>211904008
But i don't want Microsoft having my fingerprints.

>>211904002
>the goal
everyone already has their phone at all times

leftypol saying dont attack iran whilst waving palestine flags

>>211904035
a serbian film (2010)

>>211903978
you've been done up like a kipper there lad, right arse bumming

had a fucking mare at work today
>woke up at 7:37 and my shift was meant to start at 7:30
>got dressed as quickly as I could and sprant to the store (which is about 3km away)
>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers when I was running to the store and fell out of the leg and onto the street, had to shove them into my pocket and continue running in full few of a bunch of people
>arrived sweaty and out of breath
>opened the store quick enough for it not to be an issue but the manager was still a massive arsehole about it anyway for the entire day
>cut the fuck out of my hand while cutting some onions
>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor
>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered
>made a flirty joke with the toilfu which landed totally flat and we didn't talk for the rest of the day
>one of the fellas who was meant to help me with the close fucked off early
>ended up having to close on my own and left an hour later
>went to a Tesco to grab something for tea immediately after finishing
>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads whats wrong with me

>>211904035
The Wizard of Oz

>>211904063
I'm not seeing the contradiction

>>211903978
>got dressed so quickly that the underwear I had been wearing yesterday was still in my trousers

>>211904060
Well, they shouldn't

>>211904057
are you talking about passkeys for online services or just locking a windows PC?

>>211903978
>>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor
>>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered
>>made a flirty joke with the toilfu which landed totally flat and we didn't talk for the rest of the day
can't imagine why she wouldn't be interested in you...

bladee carried so hard by his production ngl

>>211904125
nope, wrong opinion.
his production is australian though(!)

>>211904084
FUCK YOU

Is your computer slowing down in this heat?

>>211903978
>when I went on my break I tripped over on the stairs and dropped all my food on the floor
>instead of binning the food I just ate it because I couldn't be fucking bothered

Like the food fell on the bare floor and you scraped it up and ate it???

Pantyboy running to Tesco

>>211904145
bladee fans hear the most angelic beat ever made and think we gotta put a retarded sounding swedish guy on this

>>211904084
Screaming

>>211903978
fucking screaming and shouting and smearing shite all over my walls

>>211904151
Got a P14s (Gen 5), so no, it's performing like the absolute bastard Lenovo built it to be

Hate the way technology has developed over the last 20 years.

Honestly technology should've just frozen in 2006. Almost nothing since that time has been useful, and most of it has led to a surveillance state.

2006 you still had phones, computers, good consoles, forums were fun but technology wasn't completely intrusive. People weren't glued to their phones.

Smartphones, electric vehicles, social media, streaming, AIslop. I can't stand it.

>White House: Trump to make a decision on whether to attack Iran 'within two weeks'

TACO

>>211904187
sybau

>>211904159
Yes. It was a full-English so it was quiet easy to pick up, except for the beans. I wouldn't stoop quite that low.

>>211904170
>most angelic beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxc
one day it'll click, he's an ANGEL (australian prod goes crayzeee)

up at 01:30AM for toil tomorrow

need to be asleep -1hr20 mins ago

>>211904187
why do you hate smartphones? i get the rest though

2016mong really thought we wouldn't notice if he shifted it back 10 years

>>211904201
why is he edging us

got the hex; or printing in the infernal method on

>>211904084
FUCKNIG LOVE IT, LAD

>>211904217
proto gf looks exactly like this

>>211903971
those are filterless gyaldems

>>211904219
fuccckkkin hell

>>211904187
sybau

>>211904245
he knows he'll be assassinated moments after hitting Israel with strikes so he just wants to enjoy his remaining time on earth

weird how the east asian sex offenders rarely get bad press

can smell the smeg on my what looks to be infected knob
wearing jeans and boxers too and its permeating through them

>>211904223
ecco2k is kind of angelic when hes doing his zesty songs but bladee soiunds deficient

>>211904272
look at that fanny mound phwoar

>>211904299
How do you mean?

>>211904272
Who's this?

>>211898183
>>211898183
>>211898183
screaming

>>211904353
howl

>>211904254
does she have a ...

Matcha tea
tastes
fucking
amazing

>>211904383
looks like the grinch's piss

>>211904383
yeah?

>>211904324
eh, I like him of course but he's no bladey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-fXsnvfU

Still can't get over matey eating food off of the floor and then attempting to flirt with a co-worker. Fucking hell

btw lads those pretty young schoolgirls celebrating the end of GCSEs in their little skirts and ripped tights are all of legal age for sex now :)

>>211903978
>sprant

>Matcha tea
>tastes
>fucking
>amazing

>>211904234
People stare at them all the time. At work, on break, in the pub, at sporting events, at family gatherings, at restaurants, at school, at university, in the car.

A truly awful invention.

They harm socialisation and they really aren't needed. All phones should do is texting and calling.

>>211904410
Sprunt

alright enough bullying sprantypants

>BREAKING: 16 BILLION PASSWORDS LEAKED: APPLE, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK USERS EXPOSED
ffs

slathering matcha all over my bollocks to attract millenial women

>actual
>black
>al Qaeda
>nigger
>paki
>from timbuktu
>who cares

>>211904451
you know what cant leak? Your fingerprints

>>211904451
fake there's not that many people in the world

Trump is actually playing 5D chess he's not really sucking off the jews

yeaa me and cody trippin on these shrooms brooooo

>>211904353
expect a quick knock on the door, cheers!

millennial women but 30 years ago when they were young :)

remember that time the /lit/ autists got wound up over the "yhe binble" posts?
lol

>>211904555
screaming

>>211904530
you need locked up

Pakicephalosaurus

>>211904427
mad how this is just life now and always will be barring a solar flare knocking out all electronics

>>211904383
tastes like grass
one of the shittiest trends going

>>211904541
no mate, this take place when you was in hospital did it? when you was all "doped up" on the psych meds?

they go to the park to celebrate the end of school have a few lambrinis and get all frisky :)

The dead cat

>tfw come from a jewish family but despise religion and they keep pressuring me to marry a jew
i dont want to

>>211904612
Juden raus

>>>/his/17776610
>>>/his/17776610
new

>>211903978
at least you're in good shape lad

>>211904427
people stare at them because there's nothing else to do, it's not just staring, you can be productive while staring on your smartphone, you can answer emails, research something, read a book or you can entertain yourself by watching a movie etc,
they didnt harm socialisation, they just replaced small talk that led nowhere anyway

boozin gagain. it's all so tiresome

>>211904640
>they just replaced small talk that led nowhere anyway
reddit opinion

>>211904612
marry a muslima, lol

>>211904272
baddiedem albeit

>>211904612
i forgot to add that shes from eastern european bloodline and is quite literally mentally ill

once more i find myself raping my own arse

>>211904664
when'd you last booze lad?

>>211904640
>because there's nothing else to do, it's not just staring, you can be productive while staring on your smartphone, you can answer emails, research something, read a book or you can entertain yourself by watching a movie etc,

Reading a book on a screen is awful. Also 99% of it is just social media or Youtube

>>211904672
blud likes talking about the weather with strangers

>>211904612
forgot to add that i'm gay as well

The power struggle between Stalin, Kamenev, Zinoviev, Bukharin and Trotsky between 1922-29 is quite fascinating.
Could be a proper Game of Thrones type of drama this.
So many twists and turns.
And that's not to even touch upon the Moscow trials and Frida Kahlo.

>>211904686
rorke's feast

>>211904413
Ruby making notes about how she is going to tie me up and tease my cock while not allowing me to cum.

>>211904683
>and is quite literally mentally ill
already implied by her being a woman

>>211904732
she wouldnt do that

>>211904708
thats not funy

>>211904710
small talk has a social purpose
the only people that dislike it are genuine spergoid redditors

>>211904704
carrying a book everywhere is awful

in my mind ruby is very underdeveloped
I imagine her having a hairless chi-

>>211904738
no i mean severely mentally ill, full of bipolar and possibly even schizophrenic

>>211904742
scrambobbling and scrodelayheehooing

>>211904772
yep that's a woman alright

>>211904451
my free dazn password got leaked

>>211904760
How? Just put in your bag.

>>211904789
ok now add turbo talmudic autism on top of it, this is what my family is pressuring me into

i hste my life

>>211904742
scwibbling

>>211904799
you carry a bag everywhere?

>>211904833
ktim

tried some of those Pop Chips crisps

quite nice actually

>>211904814
Is she the only other jew in the village or something

>>211904845
I CAN'T WAAAAAIIT
FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN

>>211904856
bit of a slut for the sour cream ones, me

>>211904846
Yes.

this thread is sponsored by Pop Chips

Don't just book it. Thomas Cook it.

25C is a comfy temperature, anything over is too hot

what body type am i? how would you describe me?

>>211904883
ATOL protected

>>211904888
Mexican

>>211904886
I disagree
Im a lizard, you see
*basks*

>>211904856
>>211904874
agreed the wokeists are right about one bit of scran at least

>>211904888
Freddie Mercury aka ethnically vague gay

This time last week I was drinking at a music festival. Funny how the world works.

smoking poo

>>211902978 (OP)
another day of being unemployed, getting fatter and more miserable and waiting for the gf to break up with me for being fat & unemployed

>>211904919
>>211904928
believe it or not do not have a single drop of hispanic, native, or even south asian dna in my body

>>211904934
yeah
this time 62 years ago I was shitting myself in nappies
and now I'm not
mental how that works

if you go to festivals and have loved ones then you're pathetic and need to grow up

>>211904958
alright grandpa let's get you off to bed shall we

>>211904970
u w0t m8

>>211904970
man shut yo bitch ass up

>>211904846
If im going to work yeah
If I'm in my car I can have a book or something in the holders

>>211904941
now is the time to turn things around

| Day | Page Range | Notes |
| --- | ------------------- | ------------------------------ |
| 1 | pp. 1–34 | Establish tone and rhythm |
| 2 | pp. 35–68 | Intro to Soares’s daily mood |
| 3 | pp. 69–102 | Self-alienation themes deepen |
| 4 | pp. 103–136 | Dreams vs. reality |
| 5 | pp. 137–170 | Social withdrawal reflections |
| 6 | pp. 171–204 | Language, writing, escape |
| 7 | pp. 205–238 | Height of his disquiet |
| 8 | pp. 239–272 | Melancholy aestheticism |
| 9 | pp. 273–306 | Philosophy of inertia |
| 10 | pp. 307–340 | Solitude and Lisbon vignettes |
| 11 | pp. 341–374 | Time, futility, fading dreams |
| 12 | pp. 375–408 | Dissolution of self |
| 13 | pp. 409–442 | Final swells of mood + imagery |
| 14 | pp. 443–End (\~470) | Quiet closing fragments |

If you actually enjoy being alive and don't contemplate suicide every day you need to grow the fuck up

>>211905027
Pineal gland decalcification sesh?

>>211904888
zesty mexican nigga

2 years ago

>>211905059
and rourke is STILL a virgin

>>211905059
Swear that was 2024

>>211905048
or you need a can of deathwish latte
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dvl8-tXLKyQ

>>211905059
think they'll find them?

lovely stuff this

>>211905059
love being reminded of the passage of time

>>211905059
2 years ago I turned 30

>>211905101
not without a magnifying glass LOL

Out at the park incelually sitting down at an incel bench

>>211905119
are you still 30? x

>>211905057
guarantee i have more gaelic dna in my body than you buddy

>>211905132
enjoy the weather today buddy x

snucking a snus and it's given me hiccups

I turned 30 next year

>>211904857
no my family is friends with her family

>>>/his/17776610
>>>/his/17776610
new

>>211905156
Alri fellow 1996 lad

>>211905132
Police should come move you along frankly oh wait I forgot not in barmers britain

>>211905186
Alri x

>>211905145
nigga has gay-lick dna

>>211905156
same

hopefully pokemon go poster will be here soon :)

>>211900984
>>211900984

>>211905184
love the auld ads

been 30 since 2015 me

>>211905231
>>211905231
>>211905231

>>211905189
>>211905189
>>211905189