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Onions soy edition

jeet means victory

Thinking about trying RuneScape

>>211905168
getting into runescape in 2025 is a smart move

it’s actually amazing how good Hotline Miami’s OST was

>>211905168
How about trying PoonScape and you get some pussy

Bonnie Blue's petting zoo challenge would have been boring cause you just know it would have been limited to vaginal, oral, footjobs, and handjobs, despite her saying "anything".

No way was this bitch letting someone put it in her pooper or pissing on her.

How about Bonnie Poo

I'm having a problem where I'm trying to harvest as many pinworms as I can (without ripping them apart) and freezing them, but there's not actually that many you can get. My idea was when I get enough of them I'll bake them to disinfect them and kill eggs then put them back in the freezer. I don't even have a teaspoon worth of them so far.

>>211905157
doesn't stop it from sounding funny.

>>211905202
Everything she does is clearly a fake viral marketing stunt that never happens but """"people"""" keep believing and reposting headlines as if it was real.

>>211905157
Tell your cousins to stop crying about it then, jeet

>>211905293
Local Indian man plays with his poop and gastro-intestinal parasites, more at 11.

>>211905193
>>211905230

The horny AI doesn't work for me

any ftm gay boys here want to have some gay sex with me

>>211905157
Jeets keep saying this but they insult muslims by calling them mujeets.

>>211905378
took an 18 ftm’s virginity in 2021 and she detransitioned a year later

>>211905339
I'm white.

>>211905371
Which one are you using? Surprisingly ChatGPT works best but the filter workarounds are too much these days.

>>211905157
No one cares. It’s the same as Ancient Greeks mocking the language of foreigners as sounding like “bar, bar, bar,” and calling them “barbarians.”

I wanna try one of those AI sexbots but I don't wanna set it up myself or give some slav/jeet my data

>>211905406
Did her pussy stink like tuna and did she call you dude

>>211905429
the rating one

>>211905378
I'm FTM but testosterone made me straight (for trans women and futas). I'll do it but you have to crossdress and wear these

>>211905408
Saar...

>>211905478
Which one is Jason's mom, you guys think?

>>211905448
nah, i actually went down on her. we talked about undertale and she had MASSIVE tits
very autistic though. we played stardew valley on our switches after

>>211905408
>I'm white.
SAAR!

>>211905188
That's a good one i love psychedelic electronic

Indians are aryan

>>211905505
Did she call you dude or what though

>>211905505
I feel like fucking an autistic woman is basically pedophilia

business idea: juggalo political party

>>211905438
Google Gemini lets you do it, that will still be jeets thoughbeit. All the coomer ones you see online are just credit card scams.

>>211905510
Denounce mohammad and the koran

>>211905406
Did she have a frankenstein penis reconstructed from her vagina? If so where did you even insert your dick ?

>>211905438
They're not as good as you think. The illusion breaks pretty quickly because all the responses have the same cadence.

>>211905494
she's got some healthy c's

>>211905543
Jeets claiming the Proto-Indo-European migrations were actually from India will always be funny.

>>211905622
No one gives a fuck
Fuck off back to /fr/

>>211905648
You seem a bit obsessed lil bro

>>211905494
Not pictured. Jason's mom is so fat

>>211905596
Mohammad can go suck curry out of redditjeet's ass for all I care. They can use the Koran to wipe it up and put it in some jeet street food.

The Canadian pooner is balding HARD how do you like being a man now sweetheart?

>>211905684
Can you not see my flag saar? Like saying an earthworm is obsessed with earth.

>people unironically jerking off to AI prostitutes and have AI girlfriends
shit is getting weird bros

>>211905710
if you're gonna think about india constantly you might as well just fully assimilate into our culture. it'd be better for your mental health

>>211905697
Elliot?

>>211905756
SAAAAAAR

Lovely, isn’t it?

‘Tis. I was just thinking - it ought to be dull and commonplace. Same sunrise, over the same house, over the same tiny piece of England, every day for 200 years. But it is beautiful. I’ve travelled miles and was unchanged, when I could have been here and… transported. It’s no fault of the sun if the eye sees not its beauty.

>>211905742
Grim part is AI is basically at the level of a shitty chatbot now with obviously fake video clips. Imagine what's gonna happen when there is real high quality things available?

Gay people think twink is a compliment

>>211905561
probably, can’t remember
>>211905569
whatever fuck you nigga
>>211905603
no, she hadn’t started medically transitioning, she just had a binder and short hair

>>211905742
I don't have an AI girlfriend but I do do erotic roleplays with AI chatbots from time to time.

>>211905769
Who tf is Elliott

>>211905742
I tried one AI porn site but it was just texting. No idea how people can jerk off to that
Real porn is still much better and you dont need an account for regular porn

>>211905756
>our
LOL

>>211905775
Yes you can call me sir. It's a good habit to pick up for when you're working for an indian in the near future

>>211905802
Elliot Page (Ellen Page)

>>211905798
>she just had a binder and short hair
Ok so you just fucked a tomboy then. You made it sound much worse

>>211905742
wow this is just like the movie!

>>211905798
She didn't detransition then. The widely accepted term for that in based circles is desisted

>>211905816
I will never work at a gas station SAAAR

I make fun of Troons all the time but I don't actually know any or the terms for it. Y'all niggas is zesty fa even knowin dat!

>>211905742
Imagine having an ai gf for years but then some bug or whatever just wipes all her memories

Is it soy to get tense because of crowding in places like restaurants?

>>211905901
you'll be forced to after drumpf cuts your SSI Cletus

>>211905785
Videos are fake but the images have gotten good enough to fool people who aren't familiar with the subtle signs, like boomers. 5 years and we'll have AI movies.

Elliot Page is based because she sued Naughty Dog's zionist ahh

>>211905916
Yeah it's weird when you're in a sorta normal discussion here and some zesty ass nigga anon starts talking about troons (not even in a hateful way either)

>>211905931
To get tense, no. But to show it visibly by like crying or shaking or whatever probably is. Gotta be strong.

One look at India is reason enough for deporting them all

>>211905959
>5 years and we'll have AI movies
It will be much less than that. They already have pretty decent shortform videos and AI only just allowed that kind of video with sound to be generated.

>>211905650
I think it's sorta interesting

>>211905969
I get so tense that I can't eat or do anything because too many people are fucking talking about their stupid lawns

>>211905650
TOKÉBAKICITTE

>>211906064
SOY
O..O
YOS

do i have a chance?

>>211905650
blow me, fatty

>>211906033
You do?

>>211906064
Do you get tense because you've had bad experiences? Or you just hate the loud noise? What is it?

SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

>>211906080
IDK I’m busy eating Letty’s pussy

What are cummies thoughts on Napoleon? Based or cringe?

>>211906140
>Tragic Romantic figure in the most classical sense of the term
Based

>>211906098
I just hate people who talk. I can't eat and I can't bring out my books. I don't want them to see me

>>211906140
short and got no bitches

Y'all know that kanye ft lil pump song with the black woman comedian sample at the intro?

>>>/r9k/81544573
made one

>>211906189
But why? The noise? You feel they're judging you?

>>211906199
I Love It

>>211906179
way to make it sound gay

This could be us

Flight path dead zones turned it into a cat

>>211906222
They'll judge me they'll also probably say something about me. Fucking Timmies talkers think Timmies is for talking and they judge you for being there alone, quiet and doing anything other than talking

i'm invited to the cookout

>>211906236
Romantic doesn't only have 1 (one) definition vocabulary-let

Schizojeet...

>>211906275
good point

Woman doesn't only have 1 (one) definition vocabulary-let

>>211906313
romanticism is gay in the not-literally homosexual sense of the word
though romantic authors and poets were often literally homosexual

>>211906275
huge whitepill

>>211906275
Brainlet here, why aren't they flying over the Himalayas/Tibet?

>>211906275
whats going on in tibet or wherever

>>211906291
You sound like an intense introvert. I am too. Unfortunately those places just aren't for us, man. I can assure you they probably aren't judging you.

>>211906360
>>211906366
the mountains are too high to fly over

>>211906358
>romantic authors and poets were often literally homosexual
Explain how Lord Byron impregnated like dozens of bitches then

>>211906375
They are. Sometimes people yell at me and say random judgmental shit. Kids and boomers especially. People just come up to me to tell me I'm ugly or cringe

>>211906360
>>211906366
>mountains are tall enough to be nearing the cruising altitude of normal planes
>mountains cause crazy weather conditions and dangerous flying
>mountains make it extremely difficult to execute an emergency landing if something goes wrong
It could be done if absolutely necessary, but it’s just not worth it for regular commercial flights.

>>211906358
>romanticism is gay
It's over... the Dionysian Western spirit has fallen. Billions must become cold Apollonian thinkers.

Why yes I do put beef tallow on my skin thanks for asking

>>211906396
Aren't commercial aircraft still well above that altitude? Not buying it

>>211906485
the mountains are in space

cummy bum bums

>>211906451
SAAR COW IS MOTHER SAAR

>>211906360
>>211906366
The Chinese People’s Liberation Army is at war with Agartha’s Shambhala force over Shangri-La

>>211906543
fr?

Oh my god I can't wait to get a slice of the cheesecake

>>211906529
why are they so disgusting?

lost in balatro again.

give me your job

Crazy how female bodies were designed to be gawked at by men like me
Hard to fathom

might shower 2bh

Why does every FOB Chinese hoe choose the name Jenni

Just got a tornado warning lmao

STONER
BONER
LONER

mexican gf is 28 and hasn't turned into a goblina, am I in the clear bros?

Jason is unable to sleep because of this...

>>211906650
>Except the door handles
Gotta stay hygienic after all

>>211906658
Race traitor, you should both be deported to a Salvadoran prison

>>211906658
yeah it's like how if you live to 100 you never die

>>211906687
racemixing is redpilled when it's a white male althoughbeit

>>211906664
gayson is not into western media. his troon isekai and coomer gacha are all he needs

>>211906648
lucky
it's 93 degrees and sunny here

>>211906725
IT'S BEEN RAINY ALL WEEK HERE AGGGHGHHHHHHHH

age before beauty

87% of all memory errors are caused by you 3 guys

Behold: Russian Ameriboos doing Hick Hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCh9QSVllyw

>>211906821
>>>/g/105621602
Fuck

no se ingles, que dice ay?

>>211906838
woooow I don't care

>DIGGER
More like niggger haha am I right fellas?

Insurance company makes customers do Zoom face calls instead of regular phone calls. It's literally manipulation to make you buy more. I think I'm going to fucking chew this guy out. Stand up for myself for once

Sitting in bed waiting for momberg to return from Publix

Me

I like that snippet of this 90 day fiancé show with the white chick with the Indian and they put cow piss and shit around the house or whatever and he keeps going „it’s antibacterial!“ and she’s just disgusted

I wish my mom wasn't so proud of her c-section
>see this scar here? This is where you came from
Stop trying to show me that

chem trails fucking me up today

>>211906972
The old lady?

>>211906972
How about 90 Gay Fiancé and 90 fags have a big pozzed orgy and get poly-married

>Got rejected from yet another job
>For another job the guy said he'll get back to me but i've sent 3 emails in the past two weeks
>no reply
I get that he is working 70-80 hours but stil what the hell man

>>211906941
what did she get for you

>>211906973
hot

>>211906868
shut the fuck up mexican

>>211906994
No she was young

>anti India posts got deleted
Lol

member when schizos were conspiring about 4G then suddenly forgot about it and just shifted all their schizophrenia to 5G

The bottle of that rotten dark brown cow piss

https://youtube.com/shorts/SmF8of3LtZo

>inb4 uuuuh but YouTube shorts!!

>>211906973
Omg I was c-sectionized too we're like twins

>>211907063
He is a paki pretending to be Indian

>>211907058
good
it's getting fucking old and it's racist
see: rule 3b

>>211907123
racism against Indians is funny tho

yee gods whata meesa sayin???

>>211907123
Exactly

>>211907149
yeah well i'm not laughing

Hello I'm here for the job interview

well well well

WHERES THE MOTHERFUCKING CHEESECAKE AAAARGGGHHH

went the wrong way in traffic today and a guy in a lincoln or something made an angry face at me. sort of a thrill

>>211907187
What is Franklin’s equivalent of Sonichu

>>211907173
Not bad, she'd be cuter with a few changes. She's hired

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Victory comes from Allah

>>211907197
The kite that zapped him to the extreme

>>211907193
https://youtu.be/s492PMdIaJs

>>211907173
Take a seat please

>juneteenth
when did they make this shit up, i dont remember it being a thing when i was a kid

>>211907187
Left freemason, right eventuality of a society created by freemasons

>>211907230
You were gay as a kid and you still gay today

>>211907221
Erm Victory comes from Victoria
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_(mythology)

>>211907227
I wonder what that couch smells like. Do you think they ever cleaned it beyond just a quick wipe?

Juneteenth and Kwanzaa are so cringe

>>211907230
No one celebrates it except for the most asshurt buck broken blacks

When are you gonna stop with Allah that nonsense

ayo how we celebratin Juneteef dis yea

I’m in favor of having more holidays. I don’t care if they’re nonsensical ones like juneteenth or yom kippur

Was my joke not funny?

>>211907300
Don’t Americans celebrate Yom HaShoah year round

We can create holidays like Israel day or entrepreneur day to satisfy the rightoids as well

how would saint floyd want us to celebrate juneteenth?

>>211907292
Burning down los angeles.

I got the day off so I don't care lmaooo

>>211907362
Do the banana dance while you OD

showered btw

Denounce Donald Trump now

HELLO TEL AVIV
GOODBYE TEL AVIV

is the pendulum actually swinging back to chuddom or is this just a slight dip in the pool before lefties take over again

been real hungry lately no idea why.

Why doesn’t Israel just nuke Iran? The world already hates them what do they have to lose

>>211907423
>>211907437
https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4

guys turn on the news it's actually happening for real this time

why come the sneakers ain't free on juneteenth?

>>211907475
Happening adverted check back in 2 weeks (literally)

Good news: blacked.com is running a juneteenth special

Shut the FUCK up brownrrone

>>211907437
>chuddom
is that an israeli political party?

In a post apocalyptic America blacked videos will be hard currency

>>211907545
:)

>>211907502
I don’t think there’s literally anything Israel could do to make those traitor faggots change their mind on Zionism.

slava canada

LOL

i hate being awkward it’s the most incelibate quality there is

I never realized Trixie from Fairly Odd Parents was Asian as a kid

lol orange man literally said "2 more weeks"

*hacker voice* IM IN

>>211907785
july 4th is in 2 weeks

>>211907785
um, ourguy?????

I don't read (You)'s from thirdies

i turn into a braindead cock zombie when my boyfriend pulls his dick out

PERSIAN ROCKETS IN THE SKY TONIGHT
EVERYBODY WATCH TEL-AVIV SHINE
AND WE GON BLOW UP MOLOCHS SHRINE
EVERYBODY WATCH TEL-AVIV SHINE

ALAHU AKBAR IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
GONNA FINISH ISRAEL THIS TIME
AND WE GON MAKE JEWS LOSE THEIR MINDS

I'm hogging all the fucking ganja, thats a cheap vacation

Iran will win and Assad will take Syria back

resisting the urge to cut my own hair again so I don't have to talk to a barber

>>211907926
I'm assuming you're the bottom?

y02nd job i hold where my main colleage implies im autistic just because im not capable of having banter and chit chat about nothing for 8 hours a day

What do i even do?

I know being non talkative comes off as arrogant even if i dont intend it to, i can do small talk for a few minutes i just cant go back and forth with jokes foe 8 fucking hours like my workmates do

>>211907993
uh huh

>>211908001
gossip about him

>>211908001
>work talk
just bee yourself

>>211907687
Grim

>>211907990
Just buzz it

>>211907921
Same

>>211907926
>>211907993
>>211908011
Schizojeet…

Sometimes I wish I was a woman just so I could live life on easy mode.

>>211908086
that's my plan b if I fuck it up

>>211907990
in the same boat, the incelbuzz is very tempting

Sleeping only 5 hours it's getting to me.

canadians be like
YAH KILL'EM

sometimes i wish i was a woman so i could touch on my boobies and vagene

>>211908278
It’s racist to not let natives club seals o algo

>>211908281
AGP moment

Good night(4:40PM)

>>211908261
If I only sleep 5 hours multiple nights in a row I start seeing flashes of stuff in the corner of my eyes

>>211908278
this cute harmless animal has to be brutally clubbed to death or however the maple syrup is chugged

I wonder if female or male masturbation feels better

>>211908261
Doran.

>>211908347
From what I understand, male masturbation feels better in one particular place (dick) but for women they feel it in their whole body

>>211908278
eskimos are retarded for living in a place where no plants grow and they have to build houses out of fucking snow and eat nothing but seal and whale blubber
like just walk south for a week and you'll actually have trees and berries and shit

that ted cruz and tucker interview is the funniest thing ive seen in awhile

>>211908389
They’re evolved for the Arctic; it’s like telling a polar bear to move to Florida.

>go back and listen to some of the music I liked in middle school
>expect cringe
>its actually pretty good
you aight young boy

Lets fight

>>211908458
So true

about to poo

>>211908562
i liked ween when i was in middle school
i'm afraid to go back

>>211908562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maoO-kUpOcU

*dancing like a ballerina* tra la la la la ^__^

just poo'd

when I was in middle school I listened to runescape music

>>211908481
why did they go to the arctic in the first place
it had to have been just one schizo dude who brought his family

In middle school my favorite song was stricken by disturbed

I played runescape/osrs for 19 years and I'm on the longest streak of not playing ever, I think I might actually be done with it bros

>>211908758
Damn you were different

business idea: sepuku

sex with attractive female politicians

Had a disappointing fap

>>211906629
Sounds vaguely like their actual Chinese name
>Ju-an
>Zhen-na
>Jing
>Zhi
And so forth. They literally cannot say a name like Elizabeth lol

>>211907437
No, it's not genuine. Most zoomies are just doing it ironically to rebel against the stereotype of them as complete faggots

I never understood how people can fap more than once a day. After 1 the climax doesn't really feel worth the effort.

>>211908794
pathetic

>>211908794
same. 3 is complete dogshit and OSRS isnt fun anymore

>>211908896
Fag

>>211908969
British.

i was promised a happening

>>211907437
Gen Z associates leftism with whiney millennial soyboy faggots, they aren't entirely chuds but that sort of gay leftism doesn't resonate with them at all. The left hasn't adjusted to this yet and still maintains their Millennial style messaging.

>>211908064
It's funny when you watch old movies like this and these guys were supposed to be "in shape"

>>211909010
Careful what you wish for *Rapes you*

posting here because it's the only place where people my /int/ age cohort could be
>chubeck was actually right all along

>>211909077
Come on.

>>211908735
Their ancestors lived in the Arctic in Russia, they just crossed over and displaced the Pre-Inuit population without big changes to the lifestyle

>>211909071
that's a nothingburger, i get raped 5 days a week

My only empress is Mileena

>>211909077
How about Pacific Rim and it’s licking a Japanese girl’s asshole

>>211909107
100% vindicated

i kneel

the only people who claim "sex isnt everything" have sex

what if i was the retard all along?

>>211909161
100%.

Melonie Mac is an absolute mommy and Im tired of pretending she isnt

>>211909170
Who's gonna tell him

>>211909071
Get his ass

>>211909161
dont reply to the bot

>>211909199
wut

proxy paige is an obese hag now...

N

O

>>211909161
>pic
The concepts of “human rights,” “crimes against humanity,” etc were invented by Jews at the Nuremberg trials, and then applied ex post facto (which is normally illegal) to the mid-century Germans.

>>211909209
I want to kiss you

>>211909169
>"sex isn't everything", has sex
>"money isn't everything", has money
>"looks aren't everything", is attractive
i'm sensing a trend

No one bares this.

Make the new, twerp

>>211909209
egyptian poster is a bot

>>211909263
Every int oldfag has to apologize to this man.

He was ahead of his time. We just couldn't see it.

make the new twerk

new
>>211909357
>>211909357
>>211909357

>haven't been on this site in a couple months
still the same ol lads?

>>211909399
yes except we have new schizos

>>211908599
OCEAN MAN