Thread 211910917

landlord edition
also go to bant

>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460
>>>/bant/22844460

new
>>211910917 (OP)
>>211910917 (OP)
>>211910917 (OP)

Do northerners really live like this?

get into bant lads

>>211910946
how do you live?

a poo
from the arse of a nigger

>>211910917 (OP)
We posting cerveja?

40,000 people in Bradford
That’s crazy. How comes they’re so unhealthy?

got the anal POV scenes on

SCRATCH CARD GLORY
OR WAIST LOW PLEASUUUURE

>>211910969
yeah but portugal has nothing on british beer

Hope I die in my sleep tonight

We live in a meme country

>>211910946
thats well posh

>>211910973
Well you see mate it's because [REDACTED ON THE ORDER OF THE PRIME MINISTER]

>>211910946
Would love to live somewhere like this unironically far less graffiti or buildings that looked like they have been bombed than my town

>>211910973
bring back eugenics
bring back the asylum
bring back the workhouse

>>211911009
Vai para o Alentejo

Feels bad when you’re whole family wants you to get married but you don’t want to

>>211910990
We have better heroin

>>211910962
I'm in a barrat home

is it even possible to own being a virgin irl or will you just get shat on for it no matter what

hey ofc*m
i think we'd better off if all the benefit scroungers were killed

you mad? that outrageous enough? that's the edgy shit we're into here on 4chan

>>211911044
Come on?

>>211910973
>The population of Bradford is estimated to be 560,200 as of mid-2023
So roughly 7% what the fuck

>>211911059
It always looked like that rorke

india is god's practical joke

>>211910996
this is the same woman who argued for abortion up to birth

>>211911043
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

>>211911059
is that near hyde park? think i stayed on that road

>>211911059
Grimoly

Some brown girls have much darker fannies than their skin tone would let on.

>>211911082
yea but what if it's your coworkers
would be hell on earth if they didnt let it go i think

Why are you spamming pooners

>>211910969
Cheers mate

Imagine being David Mitchell and getting to nut inside Victoria every single night

>>211911043
Don’t understand virgins I’m a socially ill autistic and I had 3 girlfriends just happen in my life by chance

>>211911105
why on earth would you be talking about your private life with your coworkers

boggles the mind

Sometimes it rains poo in India, and everyone goes outside to play in it. The build poo men, sled in it, have poo ball fights, make poo angels in it. There’s a saying: don’t eat the yellow poo. Such is the way of life in India.

>watching the latest taskmaster
>the fat paki who has been a humongous cunt to everyone all series is guilt-tripping everyone into giving her points by bringing in a prayer mat

>>211911116
>He doesn't know about the postman

>>211911116
They're in their fifties, they probably only have sex on special occasions; birthdays, anniversaries and the like

>>211911125
imagine trading being a woman for being the absolute lowest status male

>>211911116
wonder if he sometimes pulls out his titchy willy and the rotten congealed remains of some other man's nut is stuck on it
also she's not even good looking

>>211911117
You can't begin to comprehend my levels of autism, I have never had a conversation with a woman, not even once

>>211911116
She's jewish

>>211911147
Vicky’s horny as fuck, you ever watched only connect?

>>211911153
A superlative lager, big fan of the Bock

>>211911156
How do you work If you don’t talk to women ?

>>211911156
impossible

Ofcom inspectors will be coming to visit and sit in the threads tomorrow so you all better be on your BEST BEHAVIOUR.

>>211911187
>you need to talk to women to work
what a stupid question

Should I invest in aircon? Even the nights are a sauna here

Just a night time drinkypoos tbqh

>>211911098
>>211911125
FtMs are a mindfuck to me. With MtF trannies you can just chalk it up to them being pervs with an AGP fetish who want to crossdress and spy on women in the restroom, but what causes a woman to want to be a man? Makes no sense.

Me? Don't need alcohol to enjoy life.

>>211911187
They talk to me and I reply briefly and professionally and that's it, it never goes further than that since I don't care about their day or what they're up to
>>211911189
It has not happened, dating advice is to go up to women but I've never spoken to a stranger unless I absolute had to

>>211911224
You need to talk to people for work , half the population are women , why is that stupid ?

>>211911255
wee pyjama fella

>>211911239
why are you drinking in bed

>>211911268
why

>>211911116
comfy

>>211911278
>You need to talk to people for work
oh really? have you ever heard about remote jobs? side hustles that involve talking to zero people?
>half the population are women
so?
>why is that stupid ?
see above

Poop Show starring David Mitchell

>>211911291
Because I'm not a sad little degenerate that needs to escape his life

>>211911332
Get bigger.

Me? fucking poo steaming on whisky

>>211911332
lamine yamal sex arse (deluxe tigerstripe edition)

>>211911290
Because I’m about to go to sleep

>>211911348
You’re steaming a poo using whiskey? Why’re you doing that?

Houseposter and EW linked up. Need it or keep it?

>>211911320
Even remote jobs will require to talk to women over phone never mind those jobs are not common , why are you so obtuse ?

Played football with four black lads, two of whom were over 6'6" tonight

They gassed out and we battered them with a man less lel. Proper Norf grit. All a good laugh though everyone was polite

>>211911348
Boom.

oh no

>>211911388
Nice picture.

>>211911377
State of English people

When are we going to admit there is a problem?

imagine being properly religious and never having a wank or orgasm until you get married at 22 and then your first orgasm with your wife. it must be the most intense sexual experience there could me.

>>211911425
Looks like lisbon

>>211911374
>Even remote jobs will require to talk to women over phone
so you apply to a company that only has men. how are you talking to women exactly?

are you fucking dense?

>NOOO its mandatory to talk to women

last reply you get from me you dumb retard

>>211911425
>leftypol
>admitting he's wrong
lol, lmao - even

Oh look, another Labour government dragging us into an American conservative government's war

>having a piss-up
>joke about friend A (not present) doing something illegal ("it would be just like him!")
>friend B misunderstands and thinks I'm being serious
>reports friend A to the authorities
>turns out A was actually committing those crimes and he gets in trouble

am I a snitch?

>>211911447
>company that only has men
Doesn’t exist , this isn’t 1950

>>211911462
I'VE SEEN IT
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

Looking to buy a house on rightmove you realise some absolute fucking freaks have carpeted kitchens and bathrooms

>>211911465
stop making everything about pedos then

>>211911465
snitch ass mf

Miss my uni house with 5 other lads playing CoD Zombies on 360, going out in Newcastle for £2 trebles and fingering birds.

Class times. One lad from Hull, Leeds, Whitby, Warrington, Sleaford and Melton Mowbray. An absolute laugh.

>>211911465
No, your friend is a fucking grass. What did he do though?

>>211911489
nothing pedo related, just fraud

what do you call a paedophile pirate?
ARGHHHHH Kelly

>>211911453
yeah exactly

>>211911457
Are you a spaz? I'm a leftist and I'm absolutely dismayed we just randomly let like 700k people in in 2021 and 2022 and changed the makeup even of white cities like my own.

>>211911495
spent my uni time watching mousey meltdowns and vaping me

fat girls rule the world

>>211911495
reckon millennials are all humongous pussies because of how good you all had it. would've murdered for this sort of uni experience. hit my peek inceldom during my uni years. spent four years there and didn't shag once.

>>211911527
looks like timmy from wkuk

>>211911503
fraud?? and / or stealing from his employer, depending on what they actually stick on him

not sure what the actual charges are but he pretended to represent his employer to some clients except he pocketed all the proceeds

still can't believe puff daddy was black weinstein

>>211911534
I love how far right Brits accuse Sadiq khan of being a Islamist and a woke that loves lgbtq+ as if the 2 are able to exist together

genuinely such a mentally ill freak, i simply can't watch films or tv so i watch youtube recap videos so i can have casual chat about the latest netflix slop with coworkers.

might finally get into shorts/tiktok
have avoided it thus far but I'm bored of watching the same old slop

>>211911560
why cant you watch a 20 minute tv show but can watch a multi-hour long youtube video?

>>211911535
The UK has gone to the dogs mate.

I WILL NOT CEASE FROM MENTAL FIGHT
NOR SHALL MY SWORD SLEEP IN MY HAND
TILL WE HAVE BUILT, JERUSALEM
IN ENGLAND'S GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND

>>211911557
First R Kelly, now Diddy, them crackers can't keep getting away with it

>>211911483
Desperate to sell my gaff lad. Fancy it?

>>211911527
Name?

>>211911592
Just needs a coat of paint and big sign outside saying "under new management"

>tiktok of of black british girl saying british people dont get enough respect for how much good music we have made
>all the top comments about saying that doesn't make up for being a coloniser, they destroyed languages, muh empire

what the actual fuck leftypol?

completely ignore all my coworkers except for when absolutely necessary
sometimes I'll get the odd smile, hello, or attempt to engage small talk, I just stand there staring at them in silence till they leave

>not shagging at Uni
literally can't imagine what you'd have to do to achieve this short of outright avoiding women

>>211911592
Less graffiti than the houses near me and still a lot cheaper, I’ll take it please

>>211911093
Pimlico

>>211911592
cor... proper dwelling that is

>>211911554
Based desu. Shame you mate was a melt that dobbed him in. You only mentioned it as a hypothetical right? Your mate seems like the grass here

going to bed, night lads

I swear if I didn’t have gyno I’d be shagging every night

>>211911582
because it's boring, my default form of media entertainment is gaming with youtube or 4chan on the second screen. tv is boring. 'oh but its so great the man pretend to be be sad and like it really looked like he WAS sad' dogshit old media

>>211911596
bea york

>>211911632
gn lad xx

Joined a Discord community but have come to realise it's full of freaks

>>211911619
do colonized people still use the inventions, infrastructure, medicine, organization of the colonizers?

>>211911622
quite simple lad, I spent all my time on the computer in my room
did have a chance with a girl once and she liked me a lot and we ended up kissing and such but I didn't really find her attractive and I didn't wanna mess with her feelings just to lose my v plates, it felt cruel even though it's completely normalised

>>211911592
How would you be safe there ? I would worry I would be confused with the past owner

>>211911647
nigga you are too far gone

>>211911632
Good night n-word

>>211911664
>discord
>full of freaks
imagine my shock

>>211911668
We barely use our own infrastructure in Portugal , some of the buildings are falling apart due to nobody giving a fuck

Absolutely screaming at those bellends that I tricked into thinking I was going to bed.

>>211911664
yeah should just to 4chan mate

>>211911619
reminder the reason 'coloniser' became an insult was because of the black panther film, it's also the reason zoomers care so much about the british museum.

Glad I'm 140IQ enough to have a fuck about with ChatGPT for a couple of days and then never ever again

Makes people absolute golems

no it isnt rorke

the uk is a old person's home, everyone simply works to support pensioners.

>>211911693
Portugal has too many regulations and people skimming from the top

always been that way rorke

>>211911631
yeah we were talking about his job and I basically went "he's in charge of the entire process so just think how easy it would be to pocket all that money lmao"

>>211911720
food is about the same too

I've got one sock on

is this madness? should I be sectioned?

>>211911722
god i wish that were me

>>211911720
that's Japan
we work to support pip payments

>>211911720
why don't people contribute to their OWN retirement fund?

just got back from toil

finna chill out with the boys on /brit/

>>211911722
Not clicking this webm know what happens and more importantly - I COULD'VE SAVED HER

>>211911722
I want to get battered and fried by a qt russian girl

>>211911749
if you took one off, no. if you only put one on, yes

>>211911731
*said that like a year ago, and then like three days after friend A and friend B had a huge argument about some nonsense friend A got locked out of his office and suspended from his role pending an internal investigation

>>211911766
because old people vote more and they can simply vote to make everyone else give them free money

>>211911766
If they get dementia or have a stroke that retirement fund doesn’t matter anymore

>>211911770
Waheyyyyyyyyyy it's the man himself, it's Jonno / Smithy / Gazzer (insert Deano version of your real name here)

>>211911770
sorry mate, we're all going to bed now

>>211911792
Also most population charts, even with mass migration are like inverted pyramids, theres literally not enough people for a tax base to support all the old people.

>>211911783
** and he came crying to me saying he thinks it's that cunt friend B who did an anonymous tip off to his boss

really bad taste in my mouth

>>211911038
it's like you are being forced to have sex innit

>>211911766
realistically do I want to live to 69?
not really

Wii

New track by Purity Ring is absolutely beautiful

https://youtu.be/OcVFFpaVfck

Wanked. Showered. Feeling like a brown man

>>211911832
ever wank in the shower

>>211911670
For £125k you have to take the risk

>>211911828
shove it up yo ass game

RapeCon was naff this year
half the good ones are locked up

Didn't shag at uni because:
>first two years were totally knee-capped by covid
>course was a sausage-fest
>hobbies were are all sausage-fests
>post-covid societies were literally just clique friend-groups who seemed hostile to outsiders
>night-clubbing in the late 2020s is fucking awful
>I am ugly so any women I came into contact with in spite of the above issues I either never stood a chance with or were already taken
Funnily enough, I shagged immediately after finishing Uni - and haven't had too much of an issue meeting women since I graduated in 2023. Uni's just aren't where you meet women anymore unless you're proper fit or absolutely minted.

screaming

is it true that if it's meant to be it's meant to be?

whole life locked off he's done

been seeing lots of long sentences in the uk recently

>>211911824
69? by the time you retire the age will be 80 or something because medicine will improve and people with 50 will look very young

Image having the government deciding when YOU retire?

kek

>>211911867
Excellent.

>>211911865
>I shagged immediately after finishing Uni - and haven't had too much of an issue meeting women since I graduated
the apps?

*enters /brit/*

dadberg's nicked my fucking fan. sweating my bollocks off at the moment.

so in Pokemon Go the common Pokemon for your area should be at a certain point, but gradually get lower CP and better appraisal stats
it would have to get lower CP (as the hp stat increases) so that it can get more HP and catch up to higher CP as you feed it. this is what is stopping it from going down to 10 CP, because at a certain point there would be lost stats to go lower (then to cash in on it you give the pokemon all the pokemon cadies and stardust)

>>211911711
I remember Karl Pilkington asking about this. He basically tried to ask if you would become dumber for having access to the entirety of Google via a chip inserted in your brain, because you'd never really have to remember anything as you would always be able to instantly search for relevant information rather than committing it to your own mind. Naturally, he expressed himself like a complete mong and was mocked mercilessly by the misunderstanding Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

Got high and ate 2000 calories on top of the 1800 I already ate today fucks sake wasn’t worth it

>>211911882
what a nicker

>>211911872
I'd do 24 years if I got away with 60 apes

I KISSED A GIRL
AND I LIKED-ED IT

>>211911884
bradley bait

>>211911872
Good. Our sentencing has been catastrophically lenient for sex offenders for far far too long. Nice to see societies scum actually get more than a light slap on the wrist.

>>211911891
i ate a cheeseburger and fried chicken and ice cream for dinner ://///////////

>>211911884
how do you catch legendaries? do they just pop up like regular pokemon?
I haven't played since that one month in 2016

/brit/ is a great place, believe me, I post a lot on brit, they say i’m the best poster. did you know that. the best. maybe ever. it’s great they love me there folks

Cats outside going EAARRGGHH EAARRGGHH EAARRGGHH

>>211911872
Good ,uk was genuinely becoming a joke internationally at one point for letting people go with short sentences

>>211911866
nepo baby nickerr

>>211911711
I only use ChatGPT to write and generate fetish content for me then I wank to it
Nothing else

>>211911912
t. the based grangler

have my heart set on wanking to this one specific image of a japanese lass but I made 3 threads outside of /brit/ and everyone was fucking hopeless

>>211911909
dont know
I think that I got the legendary (starts with letter Z) from a task or something. then to get more candies I would have to get them from eggs I guess
that legendary pokemon is OP and was an instant 1000 CP pokemon to spam the battles -> leader battle (practise) to 10 wins for the free badge, because outrage 1shots everything

>>211911865
I didn't shag at uni because i once made a group of fresher girls laugh at me because I spilled irn bru over my hand, attracting all the wasps in the world and I shouted in such a deep voice (thinking it would be hilarious to them) "BEEEEEEEEEEES!" but I just came across as a spastic.

Apparently pedos get really short sentences in Ireland , there is a Irish judge that is semi famous for letting them all go free

>>211911932
Automatic.

Absolutely insane photograph of the ISS and our Sun

>>211911932
remember you from earlier sorry you didnt find it

>>211911879
Toil mostly, I didn't dabble with apps for a while - but I managed to get a few dates from them when I finally signed up, only ever converted one into a shag though.

reading Jojolion

Need a girl to choice scarf Karate Chop my ballbag

>>211911932
here it is mate

japanese lass

>>211911872
one thing always deterred me from committing sex offences would be the fact that these people have absolutely horrific experiences in jail.
I'd rather actually die than go to jail for rape or poncing

>>211911955
Just do not do it, doggo. France, my eyes!

>>211911711
Unis have been full of dysgenic freaks and working class vermin for years since it was made a pre-requisite for financial success and social mobility

Hopefully AI kills of the unis so they can be reconstructed as places of actual research and elite education and Western intelligence

>>211911959
maybe you've at least seen it?

it's a japanese lass literally built like this and she's covering her face with her hand and I think she's smiling

>>211911950
I would've laughed if I had been there. I would have got the reference.

Had to turn my fan off now because I’m too scared to leave it on while I sleep now I’m fucking BOILING

Anyone NEED attention from other people otherwise their self-esteem is shattered, aha?

>>211911990
Why is this bitch standing there like Tommy Pickles?

>>211911582
most shows are an hour now, i stopped watch tv and only watch movies now. im not watching 8 hour long episodes. shrimple arse

>>211911996
what you korean

>>211911996
fan death, many such cases

>>211911866
I hate people like him

>Breakfast
Feta, red pepper and spinach bake and two hash browns from Greggs
Slice of ginger loaf from M&S

>Dinner
Ploughmans from Greggs and a bag of Skips

>Tea
Beef casserole from Sainsburys and a pack of chicken skewers from Morrisons

I've also had some Tony's Chocoloney and a couple of choccy biccies, plus two black coffees and two Pepsi Max

>>211912004
Can't remember, I'm a shutin you see

YA,YA ESSEN MEINE SCHEISSE

>>211912012
why

Pokemon Go 2 day streak lets gooo

>>211912015
didn't ask you boring cunt

>>211912004
woman tier consciousness

poo grangling

>>211911932
My favourite porn video that I can't find anymore is a Polish girl being absolutely fucking disgusted when getting fucked by a black refugee. At the start of the video his cock is so incredibly dry going in and out of her pussy but by the end of the video his cock is so unbelievably soaking wet while her face is bright red and she can barely muster a grunt.

Reckon jobcentrestein's gonna throw me in the iron maiden tomorrow since I haven't been applying for jobs. She'll leave me there over the weekend I reckon

>>211912011
I’m more scared of it catching fire or something and burning me alive but yeah make more snarky comments you little faggot

On 8 March I began smoking THC vapes nightly and didn’t stop
Bought some on Saturday and finished 2 1g live rosin carts by Tuesday so decided I need off them
Night 2 no THC and I’m jumping about the house like a crackhead

>Donald Trump announces the USA has launched 'Tremendos strikes' on Iranian nuclear sites.

Ah yes, Zion Don as it were.

always feel like 4chan is taking pity on me when i type out a shite post and it says no verification needed

>>211912027
LETS GOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8&list=RDvfc42Pb5RA8&start_radio=1

>>211911582
people don't want to watch stuff they just want to be part of a group

>>211912052
Not true though is it

>>211912034
eh, okay mate?

>>211912015
Are you incapable of making any of that yourself?, you literally had all of your meals in the day from a shop or packet

>>211912041
haha cry more bitch nigga my balls stay breezy

>>211912038
grim
aren't you supposed to spend like 36 hours a week job seeking

the South African accent on men sounds fucking sick but on women it’s disgusting, too masculine

level 19 now poggie
and yeah they do get more powerful, like 1K CP now

I genuinely only watch trans porn , my favourite is the Brazilian trans because they usually have a nice penis

>>211912070
my mum's ill

>>211912084
Met like 3 saffers in my life
One wasn’t even a saffer his parents were from there but he lived in the south east

>>211912087
Amerika.

>>211912084
only saffer I've met was this old cunt across the street and he used to walk about 15 dogs at a time
don't know who's dogs they were there's no way he owned that many but it was quite the sight

>>211912096
can anyone confirm if this is gay? seems gay

>>211912097
Hope she dies

Britain deserves its fate for leaving Rhodesians to the biomass horde

gotta be up for toil in 6 hours haha x

xhamster just told me that I will soon need to provide age verification 'in line with upcoming UK laws'
wtf is all that about

>>211912096
sissy hypno for me

>>211912084
I like it more than the antismellypodeans

hung up a load of washing just

>>211912034
mine was this weird Japanese video of some fat ugly dude who had a cocktail absolutely filled with smegma it had all crusted under his foreskin
remember she was sat on her knees and as he pulled his foreskin back she actually gagged and then heaved on the spot
she then proceeded to give his cock a little lick with sick all over her face and floor
absolutely grim video
those japs man

>>211912123
no you don't, you just said something you think is outrageous to appear like you have a sense of humour that appeals to other /brit/oids
actually they all know you're a boring cunt lol

honestly jealous of xqc, the cunt can't even speak english and just watches youtube and got a 100 millionaire contract

it’s this light outside in scotland
if I don’t get to bed by 3:30 am it will be blue skies again and the sun rises fully at 4:30

>>211912130
What happened lol I thought they were all chad super soldiers?

>>211912147
I think I saw the same one on efkt back in the day loooooool

>>211912162
rorke wouldnt shut up about this for weeks

I know a persian/iranian girl. She's extremely beautiful.

Can't imagine being so mentally ill that you challenge people online thinking they've made up porn videos

>>211912097
Learn to cook , it’s not hard once you understand the basics

>>211912164
You’ve got a nice bedroom

>>211912179
cool story bro

>>211912179
Jesus.

>>211912164
looks like a right shithole
mad how every scotchman lives somewhere like this and people still wank over a few hillocks and ponds
just do the sensible thing and become english

>>211912165
They were British colonists, probably harder stock than your usual Brits because they build a first world country out of the African wilderness. They were like 8% of the entire population of Rhodesia/Zimbabwe and held out for years against a much larger horde even after the Brits had abandoned them. While they were chads the main reason behind this is that Africans are just retards and can’t organise large scale military conflicts. Rhodesians could just pick them off.

>>211912189
Both.

>>211912196
I was not born in England though
And it’s just a normal deanobox estate you’ll get plenty of these in England

>>211912189
blonde bae just replied to me

brb wanking to her tits

>>211912084
>the South African accent on men sounds fucking sick

>>211912084
I like them Good people.
Met one absolutely crazy cunt though. He spent a long time telling me the difference between nigger and Kaffir. He had crazy eyes and said he'd been tased and maced before.

Christ
efukt still exists

>>211912203
seems like they can form enough resistance once they've been forced to it long enough

A bit of my tooth just chipped off when I flossed it
It's fucking over

Hate going to povvo areas cause the people there all look like goblins

>>211912221
Calm down Casanova save some for the rest of us

>>211912244
True
The working class are scum

>>211912245
nah what nerd bumble gf just replied as well, this can't be true

brb tossing the turnip in her favour

>>211912135
You'll have to attach a name and face to your porn preferences soon x

Is it really this easy lads?

>>211912244
When they yell at each other as well, utter cretins

>>211912267
what did he give her

Cycling Mikey is South African
Nuff said

>>211912269
XD

Didn't Even PHASE HER
Pants off, penetrated and slimed all in under a minute thirty while not missing a step on those stubborn limescale stains around the grout lines. I don't know if this is a personal best, but he should probably submit the attempt to speedrunslive.

yon wandering

listening to postpunk new wave grunge

>>211912280
his costco membership card

Whats schoer's up to these days?

t. boiwife

>>211912330
being a dirty gay bastard

>>211912330
Big swiss football fan is are phil

never heard of this before

>never heard of a COSTCO card
yank on a VPN trying too hard again

>>211912357
my dad had a membership, used to get a job lot of kirkland batteries from there

>>211912357
It's like Makro for P*kis and the most soulless dead eyed English Sky TV consoomer families

>>211912357
Honestly if you need a membership to shop at a store, that store can fuck off.

>>211912026
racism

costco is gigabased

>>211912404
>>211912404
>>211912404

I’ve never seen a Costco in the uk

>>211912384
howling at how big that building is

>>211912416
neither have I

and we're saying lush

all the girls I went to school with are either fat or obese now

>>211912416
Been in the Makro sheffield once, vast

>>211912448
low t

R leader Cliff down
I took that nigga down with a Machop

threw that nigga off a cliff