Thread 211912356

yep

old >>211909357

WWE is real

BWC is not real

>>211912369
world war e?

Did you celebrate 4:20 /cum/

>>211912353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ

I use my weed pen for 8+ hours every day and I ashamed.
I'm functional at work so no one in my life knows

>>211912394
how do you hide it at work?
i'll need to do this if i get an in office job

>>211912356 (OP)
dang ol talkin bout tfwnogf man

*sips beer*

I’m incel, AMA

>>211912394
You don't get high from them after a while because your tolerance builds up

I have never seethed or coped in my life ever

>>211912394
then ease off of it a little by day, set a limit of how long/how many rips/whatever and lower it over time. reclaim your sober personality

It's over

>>211912290
Deboonked

Duolingo update. Went into a tryhard league. I ended up grinding like a monster for 3 days to pull way ahead of the pack. I will advance to the penultimate league.

>>211912403
just keep tryin

>>211912406
It's not just tolerance. I've done tolerance breaks. It's never like the first time again.

>>211912426
you just doxed your name bruh

why does every man not have a gf if the gender gap is nearly 50:50

>>211912401
I don't use it at work, but I use it as soon as I get home. Sometimes if I'm up late I'll hit it at like 4 am, 5 am, or even 6 am if I know that I don't have to go in to work until 10 am since it wears off mostly.
>>211912406
Indeed, it doesn't get me as high anymore
>>211912417
I have absolutely no self control, I have to throw it out

>>211912450
You will never identify me because im wearing sunglasses and a dark black cap to cover my features in the photo

>>211912388
That’s the one. Good stuff.

>>211912402
I did because I’m a glowcel

>>211912450
If I ever see a guy named Matt speaking Spanish in Canada I will know it's him

>>211912426
I used to be #1 on the Japanese course. I didn't learn a thing there.

I'm gonna reach for the stars
Although they look pretty far

>>211912426
>>211912450
So his name is Matt, and he lives in L.A (searched other name on the screenshot and only match is in L.A)

These two boys hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One was from California, the other was a good old boy from Arkansas. the boy from California says, "Boy, this water's cold." Old boy from Arkansas says, "Yeah, and it's deep too."

>>211912445
this is why i wonder about synthetic contaminants in the carts i was using circa 2018.
and the flower too. had some mild hallucinogenic experiences
>>211912406
still better than regular living tho. if you're frustrated by literally no high you're prob doing something wrong

>>211912500
Zesty

>>211912500
Delet this

>>211912500
Damn he’s fine

>>211912470
>I’m a glowcel
Go hang yourself fed.

>>211912451
I am not willing to settle for my looksmatch

Why would a Canadian learn Spanish?

VERY kawaii

>>211912558
they like to visit cuba and sex the women

>>211912387
420 guys ran a train on your mom.

How many Matthews live in Canada? You haven't doxxed anyone nigga

>>211912554
Seethe.

>>211912572
How did you know I was planning on visiting Cuba for the winter

I'm also matthew

I'm NOT dying for israel!

>>211912607
Ew

>>211912607
why are filipinos like this

>>211912607
would

>>211912601
You're dying for Ukraine or Thailand.

>>211912356 (OP)
reddit cartoon

I can't stop my eyes from moving around. anyone else know what i mean?
like in order to see something correctly i have to deliberately move and focus my eyes directly on it
I don't like have a passive neutral stare

>>211912601
yeah none of us are

211912626

>>211912617
There must be something in the Spanish DNA that makes them love trannies.

I like intense guitar music
https://youtu.be/dngw2ZctPZY

Why did brownrrone show up after the shut down?

>>211912644
>he doesn't think that nuHill won't be woke

My mom is so hammered at dinner holy shit bitch shut the fuck up like what are you talking about?

I don't like trump as much as I did when I voted for him but I'm still glad he won over Kamala

>>211912664
nu-beavis and butthead wasnt

>>211912664
the animation looks so fucking soulless

On second thought I think nuking Iran would be a good idea.

>>211912650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDJj5l7kgqM

>>211912697
purchasing blue checkmarks was a mistake

>>211912631
used to have a problem with this
you should:
>play sports & exercise if you don't already and focus on all your senses including sight
>look into how stress, muscle tension, and dissociation can affect these things
>unironically smoke weed

my fake laugh is pretty convincing

>>211912653
I was here before

LOVE what I get for paying my taxes

>Israeli artist
Hmmm...

this is unironically how I smile

Wannabe DiStefano

fit us for perfect rest above

*glomps yuor cawk*
>:3

I call it boreball

>>211912717
Weed makes me even more extremely dissociative and anxious though
>stress, muscle tension, and dissociation can affect these things
it's more or less the same regardless of how relaxed i am.
I think i just don't have a default automatic mode like most people do. like i'm always in a conscious controlled mode
Sort of like the difference between consciously controlling your breathing v.s automatically. it's the same but with my eyes they're always in the conscious control mode

>>211912780
>Sort of like the difference between consciously controlling your breathing v.s automatically. it's the same but with my eyes they're always in the conscious control mode
i think this is a product of modernity and the public school system

If you base your observations of god in nature, he seems to not be very interested in mercy or fairness, but he does love beauty and aesthetics. Nature is beautiful, and even the ruins of a city are beautiful in a way, this is a very beautiful world

did you know there is a board dedicated to thinking?

its called >>>/hm/

I wear my home state's baseball team hat but I never watch baseball.

need an autistic Italian attic gf to play vidya with

Got to rank 2 in my card game and now I am kind of scared to play in case I lose and fall back down the ranks.

>>211912836
jokes on you I dont watch any sport, therefore it's impossible for me to be black

i go to baseball games every summer

>>211912829
>DUDE I WANT A GF...
>..TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH!!!!!! :O !!!!!!

Mup da do didda po mo Gub bidda be dat tum Mufuggen bix nood

>>211912862
yeah pretty much

>>211912829
do you think she has a big or small penis?

what do /cum/ girls want?

>surrounded by fires
>nothing but helicopters buzzing overhead and sirens almost all day

my girlfriend is so shit at video games its unreal

>>211912876
a free palestine

>>211912852
based

>>211912814
finally, a board more literate than /int/

>>211912852
do you bring a pillow

If the United States stopped funding Israel, Israel would almost certainly drop a nuke as a last ditch effort. Maybe multiple.

*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*TOOOOOOOOOOT*
CAM ON NIPPON, SCORE SOME FACKIN RUNS

>>211912905
nothing ever happens

>>211912905
Good thing that if it's never happening.

>>211912394
>>211912461
If I got high that much every day, I'd experience brain fog even during the parts of the day that I'm not high.

y japen like baseball

>>211912905
>Israel would almost certainly drop a nuke as a last ditch effort
Tell them to aim fro NYC and LA.

>>211912945
they're yankaboos

>>211912923
必勝 (hisshou) translates to certain victory o algo.

>>211912905
Expect to get nuked in the next 20 years then

>>211912945
because it requires an IQ of 175 to appreciate

Associated with some women today.
Not a pleasant experience.

>>211912934
See this? Fucker! I think I did.

>>211912905
our legislators will go on interviews and say with a straight face that we will always fund and protect that country because it is in genesis of the bible

>>211912968
They denied you your orgasm?

>>211912976
Yes we all saw the Ted Cruz interview little bro

>>211912956
YANKEE GO HOME

>>211912945
it just resonates with their culture. the spirit of ganbaru itself is in baseball.

>>211912976
That was so funny in the Tucker/Cruz interview.

im sorry bros, i like basketball...

Watching men move a ball in a field is not entertaining.

>>211912996
grim. The NBA is worse then ever

>>211912796
>but he does love beauty and aesthetics

why do lithuanians like basketball

>>211913005
I watch college basketball desu

>>211912997
reductionism do not make you smart

>>211913042
even grimmer

I wish I could watch sports but it requires subscriptions to 20 gorillon streaming services to watch every game

>>211913051
more like Tonight I opened the fridge

Have any of you tried these?

>>211913046
accurate representation of my sex life

>>211913078
>

>>211913051
This Pie Has Closed My Arteries

It's 116 F right now

>>211913111
Where?!

>>211913109
Every day is like taco tuesday

i don't understand how people treat existence as though it makes sense

what is there to do in a big city?

>>211913136
I don't.

>>211913141
nothing

>>211913141
your mom

>>211913136
They cope with religion and pseudointellectualism

>>211913141
There may be a cat cafe

>>211913141
Rent prostitutes.

>>211913141
Hustle and Bustle

I never thought in my life that I would watch a video of Tucker Carlson raping Ted Cruz

>>211913109
>>211913080
>>211913130

>>211913171
>things you never knew you needed

>>211913180
Do you think I'll ruin it with my bad attitude?

Getting big time nostalgia for the PS3

girlfriend Im in a food coma

The girl said to her boyfriend, “Kiss me where it smells.” So he drove her to Hoboken.

troll idea: shut down the arizona power grid during a heatwave

>>211913193
back in the classic sam era. things were better then

>>211913241
that would certainly ruffle a few feathers

jews lost

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1935835867211600028

>>211913241
genius , I cant believe nobodys thought of that before

Wanna buy a CRT and a PS3

>>211913127
Phoenix

The hvac beaners have been installing this ac for 10 hours and they said they can't get it working

my wife just read me the riot act

I wonder if McDavid will sign with another team

Sitting in the tub wish you could see me right now

>>211913263
>he didnt keep his PS3 and get a CRT for free off CL before the reseller cancer boom
LAYLISHYDDT, senpai

kinda wish i had a smelly amish gf

>>211912977
They were very stereotypical ultra-liberal types. Hard to believe such people really exist.

>>211913272
Connor YOU are a San jose Shark

>>211913265
Jews. Holocaust was easy yo.

how do i get rid of this black magic my aunt put on me

>>211913136
Most people are not consciously aware of their own perception. they experience everything automatically without awareness of their own awareness
they just see things, they don't process that they are seeing

Kick me kike me anyway you like me. All I really wanna say is that they don’t really care about us.

>>211913285
I mean a good team

>>211913288
My pussy is leaking

>>211913285
It will go. Apply. Man can't be white anymore. Jesus christ...

>>211913278
Yep I missed out plus I gave away my PS3 and all my games to my cousins and smashed my old crt for fun

>>211913301
you just fucking wait, n******. We're getting misha and creating the greatest tendem in nhl history

the bot is kinda funny

>>211913305
Shove a cork in it

>>211913321
he's doing his best

Kinda crazy how everything female-adjacent leaks
Boobies leak milko
Vaginers leak blood
Is there anything female that doesn't leak? Why don't human males have this issue?

>>211913347
Dicks leak, it's just a smaller hole.

>>211913362
Maybe if you're 80 years old or just pissed without shaking

you ever feel like livestock when you're jacking off

>>211913347
>Is there anything female that doesn't leak?
their hearts...

>>211913365
Little bro hasn't experienced precum yet

>>211913347
women leak because they are the harvest. women are more beautiful with a measure of fat because they're representative of luxury, excess, peace.
they're meant to be wasteful, because they're too good for what can't afford waste. thats why women that are women choose the best men, and the slop goes to the rest

>>211913272
He will join the laffs and then somehow the oilers will win the cup next year. The man has a curse on him.

>>211913414
>wants to win the stan lee
>joins the laffs

Stop talking about hockey, literally nobody cares about that bullshit

President Putin
Emperor Xi
Supreme Leader Khamenei
these are my heros

>>211913429
Ok.

>>211913424
They almost beat the panthers or algo

>>211913450
uh huh

>>211913378
Mooooooo

I'm not into cinema and visual arts but when it comes to poetry and novels, I'm not just a typical audience. #Books
#AvidReader

>>211913447
These are mine

>>211913447
3 guys who don't like to do deals

>>211913517
What's the price?

>>211913521
you can't negotiate with terrorists

>>211913530
The price to anons bumhole? bout 3 fifty

Very random language Q: Is it transparent to native English speakers that "Maybe we were to go there" can mean "Maybe we should go there", even if it's weird?

>>211913566
Rebel against it.

>>211913487
I was repeating the cope laff fans keep telling themselves. Never been a fan of hockey desu.

>>211913530
Lol the bot knows a ripe art hoe when it sees one

>>211913576
no

>>211913378
Yeah i'm like a pig in one of those slaughter pens

Why does it seem like subway sandwiches are 85% lettuce

remembering my childhood and all the time i spent playing guitar hero and my PSP/Nintendo DS

Ah yes, bangs

>>211913590
Darn, trying to explain some stuff.

>>211913592
at least the confinement, torture and slaughter of a pig creates profit. what's my life for?

>>211913595
Oh.

>>211913602
thats clearly an r

>>211913576
>Maybe we were to go there
who talks like this

>>211913613
you're generating money for 4chan

>>211913600
Wrong continent Pablo

>>211913602
its "barqs"

>>211913576
If you add the word "if" to that sentence, yes it works
>Maybe if we were to go there.."

>>211913601
clone hero is free and has online multiplayer

I'm not sure how I feel about the name "Anita".
I'm definitely not a fan of "Nita".

NHL Faceoff '97 for the Sony Playstation

>>211913626
No one, probably. Trying to explain some Swedish stuff.

DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL

>>211913650
it's not the same

>>211913647
Yeah, know that's transparent.

>>211913613
>what's my life for?
To wageslave then die alone in your incel-cel
Now get to it champ

>>211913671
but you can play with other /cum/mers
like me!

what the fuck is belize

well, /cum/?

>>211913691
India is the worst unless you like eating literal shit

>>211913683
ITS NOT THE SAME
IT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME SOVL
IT WON'T BE LIKE IT WAS IN THE OLD DAYS
IT NEVER WILL BE

>>211913691
India

>>211913684
You are a bird brains

Is it normal for your body to not tell you that you're sunburn until like multiple hours later

>>211913691
Who would choose India why is it even an option?
I'd probably choose mexican cuisine or Italian. i think i like both equally

>>211913602
Cherry root beer? That's a "yikes" from me, dawg

>>211913691
Italy

>>211913699
India doesn't even have the best curry. Shameful to be honest

>>211913713
Sorry I'm not white so idk

>>211913713
your body is willing away the sunburn by pretending it's not there

>>211913691
It's close for me between Italy and France but I'm gonna say Italy

>>211913691
Mexico but I don't know much about French cuisine

>>211913691
Italian > French > Mexican > Westernized Indian > Dogshit > Indian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI&list=RDQMRx8nlicAXYA&start_radio=1

https://voca.ro/1eXYGmosvbMA

>>211913691
India by far
>inb4 t. Randeep
I have loved Indian food for a long time, especially their colonial-influenced dishes like chicken vindaloo.
I always order samosas and garlic naan on the side.

>Black skin is not black underneath — the deeper layers are usually pink or reddish.
If you scraped a niggers skin hard enough you can uncover an inner caucasian

naan is good

Every city is walkable if you have legs.

chuds need to stop forcing the "indian food is bad" meme

Idg whats so great about French cuisine i looked up examples of it, and it's all just basic casseroles and boring meat soups

>>211913816
True

>>211913802
Your pussoir is good

>>211913816
t. ranjeet vahabalaemwerker

>>211913816
I'll comply when people stop forcing the "brit food is bad" meme

>>211913816
It's good but far from being included in best of discussions

>>211913602
its banqs idiot

>>211913723
The best curry I've ever had was Cambodian

Non Mexican Latino cuisine is underrated

>>211913897
I h*cking love ceviche

>>211913887
For me, it's:
Japanese :O > Thai > Indian

I'VE LOST THE WILL TO FIGHT
I WAS NOT MADE FOR LIFE

black neighbor gave me and my dad a small bag of weed today. presumably because its juneteenth

I should be forced to address everyone as Sir or Madam, even to an obese shart-marter
and if i disobey for a second I should be forced to live in a cow-pen for the rest of my life

>>211913776
we dont even sound like that, poser

>>211913816
It's overrated and was "better" when it was still rare and exotic. Just like pretty much everything Indian

>>211913904
Ever had ceviche de pollo?

>>211913938
did you celebrate wit dat nigga

>>211913938
call the police

>>211913744
French is literally the basis for everything you love. It's just so popular, that you think it's the standard/default.
Even down to the combo of carrot, celery, onion as the basics needed for most dishes, French.

>>211913969
Classic whypipo moment

Never tell anyone you're growing

>>211913972
>the combo of carrot, celery, onion as the basics needed for most dishes,
That combo sounds bland, going to pass on it

>>211913972
what do i love?

Do (You) know the muffin man?

>>211913691
depends on what I feel like, top 3 are all pretty close depending on mood.

indian is always dead last though, shit is insanely overrated

>>211912374
Raya Steele + Aeries Steele
[Verification not required.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koWimfPQb4
kino

>>211913972
yeah that was my assumption but in terms of dishes I have had/ could name I don't know much

I think Chinese food easily mogs Jeet food but that opinion seems to be getting less common nowadays, not sure if it's a genuine change in preference or just more literal jeets online

>>211914101
I enjoy them botb

>>211913713
Somehow that never happens to me, In any case I spend rather a lot of time gardening from May to September. Already the back of my neck and torso are quite swarthy.

This picture deserves to be posted again

If you don’t realize National Juneteenth is a subversive effort to replace July 4th, you probably believed them when they told you they just wanted respectfully relocate only the icky Confederate memorials

bye felicia

This world is crazy

>>211913691
Italy for cooking, France for baking

When did Bill become so based?

>>211913816
It's honestly delicious when prepared by americanized indians living in america with americanized cooking conditions. But the shit I've seen in those indian street food videos has left me shaken

If a bear was charging me I would stand my ground

>>211914153
From a Leaf perspective:
They seemed to be trying to pull off exactly what they did here in the US. Around the time our country was going into hysterics about soil disturbances near a graveyard, they were saying something similar in your country. In fact they kept running very similar articles about "mass graves" near Tulsa as they continued to fetishize and myhologize the event and the "Black Wall Street" comment in particular. For whatever reason they seemed to give up half way then Orangeman was re-elected. Juneteenth seems to be part of this whole thing.

my 16 year old wii no longer powers on

>>211914228
What's wrong with historical investigation?

>>211914227
You're supposed to do this, especially against black bears

>>211914227
Yo bitch ass would run screamin

>>211914153
Never heard of Juneteenth. Take your meds and get outdoors once in a while.

>>211913938
He laced it with fent or at best pcp.

Remember that video of the car driving on the road and then there's a screaming jump scare

>>211914162
LOL

>>211914243
Nothing as long as it's about actual historical investigation not weird political maneuvers. My cunt practically abolished itself in an orgy of self-loathing because we found soil disturbances.

neighbourberg is on that burnt hair dank

>>211914261
>hey bro just put your face against the monitor
>heheheheheh
Gay

there's no love in the house

>>211914313
why not have her read literally anything else

New
>>211909357
>>211909357
>>211909357

>>211914388
that's not funny

>>211914424
i laughed on the inside

>>211914487
New

back in my Steely dan arc