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fat girls rule the world
how to best manage a 110k - 120k salary?
2015: Stephen Fry explains...
Yes we had "child prostitution" in the Victorian times, and now we have it in Rotherham and Manchester...
Did he honestly think those girls who were raped by Pakistani pedo gangs were prostitutes?..
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1935696733322829824/pu/vid/avc1/640x360/pklRp69IwLgvFKTG.mp4
>21 degrees at midnight
FACK YOU!!
but if that other guy said his dad is a member then maybe it's impressive if some young guy has a membership too? I don't know anyone who is a member.
>>211912441Rebel against it.
>>211912438yes in that they were pimped out
get the fuck in there lads
Might go schizo mode. Might go feral. Might go RAGE!!!
>>211912467pipe down will ya
Co-op is well worth a membership
>>211912464Hope jack links you some mates
10 bitter lessons I learned from 27 years of existing so far in this life
1. Hard work doesnโt guarantee shit. The world rewards efficiency.
2. Take mom to dinner every once in a while. She wonโt be here for long.
3. Siblings are a pain in the ass, but they are your pain in the ass. Ohana means family and family means no one is left behind.
4. Take care of your old man too. Thereโs no point in holding grudges. You can let it go now. You can break that cycle.
5. The villains were right in the movie: the world doesnโt tolerate the weak - weak in mind, weak in health, weak in finance
6. Do the right thing, even when no one is looking, even when no one says so. Remind to myself: I will not sell my soul to the devil.
7. The price for freedom is high, but the price for peace is higher. Yet itโs the price that Iโm willing to pay
8. Money speaks, it is what it is. But you can be a good man with money.
9. Try again. No no, try again. You ainโt seen it yet.
10. Walk the path of the legends who came before you - the path of higher callings, the path of noble sacrifice.
>>211912464>MadriGreat Spanish export that
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Well?
>>211912464ai-generated advertisment for that brand of beef jerky and beer
>>211912438You said it like he said it was a joke. What's more concerning is he seemed to say it like he doesn't understand the outrage around it.
first time in years I managed to develop a nice tan without getting sunburned
>corridor, final fantasy 13
>gamers: >:(
>corridor, final fantasy x
>gamers: :O
>>211912499boz eyed or a unfortunate timing?
>>211912482Co op is directly affiliated with the Labour Party.
Slamming my fist on my desk in impotent rage because e621 changed their logo into a fagflag
>>211912499actual BWC fiend
>>211912522same
took the suncreampill
couldn't even be arsed to fully wipe
I blame the weather, and the jews, naturally.
>>211912499would need to see a no makeup pic
paki birds can sit all day getting their faces caked and lash extensions and hair done
nonetheless itโs our moral imperative as nationalists to shag as many paki women as possible and turn them away from islam and their own communities
>>211912499>muslimwhere's her hijab
>>211912499She looks like she shags 4/10 skinny white guys exclusively
>>211912539the last thing a plate of delicious scran sees
>>211912499why can't these paki muslim slags find any men to marry them
Get the sexy pakis shagged
Madri is an MI5 psyop designed to prove Brits really will believe anything
For those of you who don't know Madri is a brand of beer that's gone everywhere over the last year. It's marketed as a sophisticated Spanish lager, the sort of premium option you get if you pay the supplement on the all-inclusive in Mallorca or Gran Canaria. But this isn't true.
It's brewed in the very not-Spanish Burton-on-Trent by the same brewery giant that also makes Carling, which is sort of a crack addict version of Stella. All they did was crank up the ABV by 0.5%, put a Peaky Blinders-style dickhead with a cloth cap on the logo and bosh, new lager!
Case closed, surely? The big brewery just made a new product?
Not so.
As we all know, the British are amongst the most psyopped nations in the world. You can make these people believe anything in spite of the evidence before their very eyes.
Getting Deano and Smithy (Assistant Executives to the Regional Manager at Sports Direct) from Wellingborough to believe that, yes, this actually is a sophisticated imported lager akin to what they drink on holiday and drinking it will make them look like Tommeh Shelby is not only a test of MI5's psyop abilities, it is incredibly funny for those involved.
They aren't trying to do anything with Madri other than flex on the society they're tasked with manipulating, for their own amusement and to prove the British really will put up with anything.
>>211912543oh aye you love your bee willy cum dont you mate
>pakicetus
what did they mean by this
Im NOT dying for israel...
Wish i had a dad like this growing up
https://www.tiktok.com/@27jaykerr
>>211912498THE DAILY MAIL
brown hands typed this post
Really in the mood now to shag some pretty brown bint
>>211912538last few years I'd always managed to fuck it up in the same way - someone would convince me to have a few pints outside right after work during a spell of sunny weather, I'd end up sunburned to shit, and by the time I recovered the sun would be long gone
Need a pool for this weather lads
*offers you indian cuisine*
im cookin up for /brit/ tonight
Cold roast beef sandwiches
macaroni salad
potato chips
Diet coke
packaged store-bought cookies
>>211912611wild swimming > pool
chlorine sucks
>>211912636Gravyโs good tonight
>>211912632everyday i wake up in horror at the modern world
Brits are just a whiny race of mongs. All you cunts will be pissing and moaning about the wind and rain and cold come November. Fuck off.
>>211912649When will this clown show end
why are white Brits such nonces?
>>211912649>posting mentally ill transvestites to a british aspergerโs support forumwhatโs your point mate? yes trannies are weirdos we all know
>>211912643dont pretend you dont want to taste his boimilk
>>211912646deffo gonna be some children drowning in a reservoir this weekend always is
despite only being 75% of the population...
do you ever see that video of the asian girl sucking her boyfriends dick in a dorm room that her brother is in, while the brother sits and plays starcraft or some shit and chats back and forth with the pair behind him?
mental that. yanks are mental.
>>211912684do you think you'll ever visit the UK, junglezester?
>The jokey texts from 'mastermind behind murder of man who was tortured to death in his own home' are revealed in court
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14829475/Mastermind-murder-man-tortured-death-home-joked-killing.html
>>211912499kek i know a tasha marriages post when i see one, some peng milfs on there
>>211912570look at the comments, full of incels
>>211912657one day the Lord will wipe the slate clean lad
>>211912731not in the next 5 years but who knows what the future holds xx
i've never seen a black person before
>>211912802fucksake you'll be full-blown twink death by then with a flabby arse
I need you nubile and eager
oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the litty comitee
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
your in the shitty comitee
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
https://x.com/Sneak0o/status/1935762318144552995
exactly what i wanted recommended, youtube
dire thread, think im gonna call it a night
>>211912888i take it you like try on hauls as well lad?
well lads?
>Is YOUR sex life normal? Take the 3-minute test to see how your relationship stacks up against your peers
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14828407/Is-sex-life-normal-3-minute-test-relationship-stacks-against-peers.html
>>211912921>test presupposes Iโve ever had sex Bunkum test
spaino holding up a tax the rich flag at the /brit/ meetup
A don doesnโt wear shorts
all the lasses i went to school with are all fat normies now, wouldn't be surprised if some of them were white supremacists
I donโt have any real friends and I hate most of my internet friends
>>211913001>internet friendsFONT
reckon il bin that tenga desu to much of a faff and tidying up
>tfw square enix would rather make live service games than remake ff9 or kh4
The fit paki birds can stay
>>211913039What about the fit paki reptiles?
>>211912888what exactly makes her belly fat south-asian
>>211913032do they still have the deus Ex rights
>>211913077if you're a robot dont answer with "im gay"
well now
*flies through the thread at 100000000000000000 miles per hour and rapes 86% of the thread*
*flies out the thread*
I knew quite a few ugly duckling girls in highschool that grew up to be quite fit
We should teach boys to be kinder to those of a more unfortunate adolescent countenance.
Cannabis is African. Judaic even.
Alcohol is European. Aristocratic. White men when they drink tell stories, bond, sing folk songs, fight each other then laugh about it in the morning like nothing happened. Could you imagine a Muslim or Indian or Chinaman doing that?
>>211912464Just seen a yank with that
>>211913133Ching chongs drink alcohol
20c at 1am
it not fucking right
>>211913009Itโs like posting here with usernames, hardly normie/neurotypical
>>211913164Get it charged rorke
>>211913142fuckin seen that video today in fact
lad loves sunday roasts and no mosquitoes
>>211913169we warned you about global warming rorke
firdough lfg
bread pokemon
bread pokemon
>>211913183seems like a good lad
>>211913169fucking class get a grip you runt
bet you wish it was 5 degrees and pissing rain cause youโre an evil incel bastard that wants people to suffer in isolated misery like you
>>211913199not him but there's nothing class when you're trying to sleep and its boiling
>>211913218probably one of them darkies
>>211913196always found it weird yank southerners, well most of them, are literally brits on another continent
watched that shane gillis do an ancestry test and he was mostly glaswegian, english and irish
im glaswegian and he looks like that fat funny bloke phenotype iโve seen round here. identical nearly in looks and character to like 4 lads at my work.
this is literally their homeland. and their bloodlines have remained mostly pure despite the mutt memes. hillbillies literally comes from the words โhill, billyโ. As in a supporter of King William of Orange. Which the Scottish Protestants made into a national hero and used it as an identifier against the supposed evil papist Irish. Iโm a billy. Rangers fans to this day still call themselves billy boys.
>>211913249hun runt id fucking glass you if i saw you
>>211913249would be class if you got splattered all over the road by a big car haha
>Morning Hot
>Afternoon Hot
>Evening Hot
>Night still hot
Is there a storm coming or some shit? Why is it still so hot and humid at night?
>>211913249orange bastard
>>211913199Fuck off back to Africa you black cunt
>>211912464Real jerky is 10x better than the packaged stuff honestly, its not really supposed to be tender, its supposed to be a strip on meat you suck on until it creates a broth in your mouth.
Pokemon Go hours
CAPTCHA: SVAG
>>211913308>>211913319>>211913355is it more cringe to imagine that 3 irishmen all couldnt help but immediately seethe at the mere mention of rangers, or that it might be a single poster replying 3 times?
this heat is so tiring but impossible to sleep in. I have to be in central by 7AM later today I don't even know if I'm gonna sleep at all
>>211913405it's more cringe to be a snout lmao
sending my cv to Tasha marriages
>>211913420have no idea what that means because im not from some sectarian bog refusing to move on from history
>>211913133Cannabis has a long history in Indo European peoples going back millennia.
Not even a stoner myself, just saying.
I think it should be legal for home use or in designated smoking shops, but smoking in public actively policed, same with drinking actually.
People who smoke weed on the street or walking around getting pissed in public should all be put in the stocks.
>>211913249what's broomhouse like
>>211913432>i'm not a sectarian>i'm a billy, naming myself after a sectarian hero who is a hero to sectarian people for sectarian reasonskek, yet again prods expose themselves as the dumbest humans on earth.
>>211913407Its 80 degrees man, Californians sleep in 95 degrees at night, with no A/C
>>211913456can you even comprehend that there is more than one person in this thread?
>>211913308>>211913355iโm literally a tim though
i said โim a billyโ cause thatโs what the huns say
>>211913485It's happening.
>>211913476>n-n-not me>w-we're not all one b-boogeyman!>also I imagine that it might be a single poster replying 3 times to my postkek you are DROWNING little snout
did they send me billys
when i asked
for tims
President Putin
Emperor Xi
Supreme Leader Khamenei
these are my hero's
>>211913495it's not me and it wasn't my post, as i said not from a sectarian bog
leader of the most successful civilisation on Earth
>>211913485tim runt id fucking glass you if i saw you
>>211913503hate this fucking wet wipe
it's like he didn't have the balls or presence to lead the left in his youth and just took up the mantle after all the people better suited than him had already died or retired
>>211913535sectarian this
reporting you tae the polis
Just had a lovely chinky using my own grown onions corr
rebound shot the pokeball into that little freaks chin
Really is mental all this Catholic-Protestant shite when half the street is Pakis
>>211913511seething sectarian snout CUNT lmao
rorke's rap name is lil rorkey
>>211913598when ireland and northern ireland are majority browns they'll be telling each other
>well at least it's not the fenians/prods in charge!
>>211913249no surrender
popes a bender
petted a horsie a few hours ago
>>211913598Yeah the Irish are the most famously idiotic people in the world
knew a cunt in school we all called snout cause he smoked a snout once (snout is lanarkshire slang for a ciggie)
good lad
unionist protestant in a school full of fenians for some reason
>>209365940 SCREECHING at this post
Mandatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiUQx-YFODs
>>211913656there's a classic video from round these parts where some brown fella is chanting in a crowd of orange order lads "I'D RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A TAIG" and all the orange order lads are cheering him on. but it was all fun and games when there was only a couple of them, now it's like 20% of the country has turned brown since covid and now the prods arent so amused by the pakis in their ranks
Never looked at my ex the same way after oct 7th
>>211913666you lot went on a rampage and ended up with half of europe being occupied by yanks and the other half by asiatic marxists
dont care about either but cant take republicans/catholics seriously because they're all reddit tranny freaks and yanks
its anyone but blacks nad muslims isnt it leftypol
>>211913690lost 2 world wars and trying to act hard
>>211913709Stop interacting with them in the internet you freak
>>211913709iโm a taig but a racist tho
>>211913709>reddit tranny freaksthat's the pastors in your "church"
no trannies in the catholic church
pedos sure, but no trannies
>>211913721Masri tell me a joke comedian?
>>211913709why do browns all live in prod areas then?
>>211913672miss the golden age of mousey melties tbf
million times preferable and funnier than heathermelties
>>211913751fuck off back to Scotland thx
>>211913765Didnโt he collect Pooh?
>>211913737sinn fein are the biggest nigger lovers alive and the current face of the irish nationalism are those rapper gimps who who want palestinans to flood ireland
>>211913765my favourite poster ever bar none
>>211913751scotland was founded by irishmen
we are literally 20 miles apart
>>211913791T-they said so on tellyโฆ.
get a grip mate
there will be regime change in israel before there is regime change in iran
>>211913762ireland is far browner than Ulster, thankfully Nigerians wont want to absorb an economic deadend like us so irish unification is dead in the water :)
>>211913791current face of scottish nationalism wants to do the same to scotland
current face of the british establishment wants to flood the place with a gazillion wogs
they hate us all you thick cunt. they donโt care about wars from the 1600s or fights between two tribes of celts from before the car was invented
>>211913791they want their own land back and if not then they wonโt be in fucking Ireland thatโs for sure absolute gimp
>>211913808get a grip of something other than your willy you compulsive masturbator
Mousenonce is the greatest poster in the history of /brit/
Miss him and need him back
>>211913822Unionist parties don't support immigration, all the republican ones want the north and south to be full of wogs
>>211913819but all the brownest areas in NI are the prod areas. why is that?
>>211913845you know he's back right?
as in posted even just a couple hours ago?
>>211913842>mantaigs are right little yankified freaks arent they?
>>211913846>Unionist parties don't support immigrationyes they do
https://voca.ro/1klckXNXj25O
>>211913846Well good for them. Iโm a Fenian and I hate the cunts. Donโt care about all that troubles shite weโve bigger fish to fry. Literally the same people. Take 100 men from Glasgow or Belfast and line them up. You canโt tell the Fenians from the Huns. Without an autistic knowledge of surnames you wouldnโt know.
>>211913842too drunk to tell at this point
patriotic alternative is the only true pro-white, anti immigration party in the UK
>>211913857I saw someone pretending to be him recently, almost certain it's not him
The Celt/Anglo dichotomy is largely political, owing to recent history.
Culturally and ethnically, the differences between the English, Scottish, Welsh, and Irish, are negligible, and to non-Brits they are basically non-existent.
The English, for example, are 40-60% celtic in terms of DNA, and this has been the case for 1,000 years.
>>211913867Not in the bible.
and by fenian i mean iโm of irish blood. not even totally. got scottish and english in there somewhere. I donโt go to mass or larp about the IRA
>>211913880Need him to get off and away from my space
>>211913868irish catholics are all subhuman niggers, theres a reason every country they mass migrated to after the famine they're synonymous with human waste
>>211913880see
>>211913190 >>211913391his current obession is pokemon go, it's definitely him no one's ever been good enough at imitating him
>>211913886lose another war m8
Scots are all larp methinks
I got turned upside down when I got caught in a swirly whirly
>>211913905Are you mousenonce?
>>211913907well pop it back in you indecent bastard
>>211913907i've my knob out :)
>>211913886everyone in england knows this, but the other nations of the isles cultural identities are predicated on being distinct from england in some way so it's hard for them to accept
2 in the morning seething about the superiority of the gael. what a life.
>>211913931uglyevillad...??
>>211913931Iโm beautiful and kind
why do they suck their own dick so much?
the Britannia in its prime > the EU forever
the tiny island beat the collection of those
syringes arrived today, now i just have to wait for my roids and aromatase inhibitors to show up
>>211913898Itโs WASPs and Jews who created this current libtard world
>>211913943Its 2am for you too mate
Im an ugly unlovable freak with a fucked up life and a fucked up brain who shouldnโt be allowed near society nor forced to be in one
>>211913934tbf a lot of nations are basically the same genetically but claim to be different
>>211913898Iโd say me and my family are getting on fine. Been here for 150 years. From one part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland to another. Literally travelled less than 300 miles. Built the clydeside. Worked in the docks. Served at the somme. Dug coal while spitfires were overhead. Worked our arses off, being law abiding moral citizens. If youโre genuinely going to hate me, a blue eyed, pale, Celtic, Christian white man whose ancestry is just across the north channel because of the way my ancestors worshiped the same God youโre beyond saving. Especially when the current regime is hellbent on ending our jurisdiction over our own home isles and hate everything to do with us.
>>211913957sent that bogtrotting monkey crawling back to his spud pile
Want her to poo on my willy
>>211913934we taught you to read after you forgot it from the romans lmao
>>211913957it's actually 7am for me (i woke up 2 hours ago) and my normal waking time prior to this new schedule was 5am, thus it's 7am for me.
TYRESE HALIBURTON FROM DOWNTOWN
TIMEOUT
RSI
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any italian social republic man in?
donโt step on my johnson
Bantu horde with a knife at our throat? Heh, your ancestors were on the other side of a battle in 1690! Die you cunt!
>>211913976So, it happened again.
>>211913987wonder why the classic symbol of fascism is a faggot (a bundle of sticks) with an axe sticking out of it
>>211914005it's an ancient roman symbol
need to dispose of a large wod of cum tissues but housemate is in the only bathroom
get me living alone NOW please
Germanics are better than celts any day of the week
>>211913998me? i would love to wake up tomorrow to find out the gael was the only peoples left on earth. you and the bantu are the same coin.
>>211913976See I see things like this and think that Netinyahoo man must know they don't have shit
>>211914005strength through unity
sloped foreheads on you cunts lmao
Once again degraded by the DWP
>>211913984and we conquered you and ruled you for hundreds of years, so fucking what?
>>211913987Definitely a low point in Italian history.
>>211913987You arenโt Italian Malaponte, youโre a Turk whoโs larping.
feeding the glocal gym pokemons berries < 2900 to go
>>211914010crazy how you lot need cleaning up
>>211914017he knows he can just slap them around and they can't do shit, its honestly a bit embarrassing
>>211914014romans are better than both
>>211914022It was Italy's finest moment in modern history
>>211914024I am a 3rd generation Italian American, my family's ancestors come from Palermo and Messina
can you even name your great-grandfather ?
brits, select which one you live in
>>211914016Iโm of Gael blood though you spastic
>>211914021took you hundreds of years tho and you were unsuccessful see: my flag
embarrassing when we live right beside ye
>>211914052very sorry to hear
>>211914039>can you even name your great-grandfatherI can name my ancestor in the 17th century who came over on the Mayflower.
Need severe emergency extensive plastic surgery, the state of my face is a danger to others and myself
>>211914027well keep us updated
best thing about finding lower CP pokemon (as you find better IV pokemon and transfer higher CP lower IV ones), is putting them in the gym and getting the most amount of gym points from them because it is per 100 CP you defend. so you want to put a max hp IV pokemon in the gyms
>>211914043what god forsaken part of england is this?
no cunt in scotland lives in one of those raggedy edwardian terraced runt pens
wee sandstone semi detached cottages for the lower middle or deanoboxes
>>211914063get a fucking life
>>211914055again, so fucking what? why are you so desperate to have a historical pissing contest with england?
>>211914009figured
>>211914018why the axe though?
>>211914073stay mad at my 3 star 10 CP eevee
>>211914039>It was Italy's finest moment in modern historyItaly hasn't had any fine or great moments in modern history.
>>211914055as a fenian myself, if you arenโt a gaeligoir ethnonationalist the entire struggle was in vain
>>211914043The highest one so I canโt hear the construction and music being blasted 24/7
>>211914058crazy how every american has an ancestor that was on that boat, really crazy
>>211914052>of Gael bloodOnly someone who isn't a gael would word it that way, snout.
>>211914027stop doing that
if you met up with another /brit/poster how soon after meeting do you reckon you'd find yourselves in a 69 position proper noshing each other's todge
>>211914091Vittoria Veneto in WW1
the march on rome
the expedition of the thousand
the Lateran accords
pokemon hatched from eggs have a higher chance of having higher IVs than wild pokemon
>>211914088alri mate whatโs your biggest accomplishments in life?
>>211914071theyre clearly not all from one part of england
>>211914111all shit and gay and cringe
only really funny thing about bradley walsh is using the gimmick outside of /brit/ and having randoms who recognize him ask if he's become a meme
>>211914096The Mayflower is just a general term for English settlers who arrived in the Eastern US in the 17th century. There were many ships.
>>211914111All irrelevant outside of Italy.
>>211914145not giving us gaels a good rep are you here you dumb culchie bastard
>>211914139why would you be outside /brit/ for any reason?
put in one of my hinge prompts that you shouldn't go out with me if you support the orange man or israel and i've gotten like 20+ likes since then
Whenever I go out and see happy successful normal people I get scared, embarrassed, jealous, and filled with rage
>>211914156got replied with foy and of course i had to oblige
>>211914139Got banned in under 60 seconds for posting a bradders on another board, they're obviously afraid of us
>>211914147Marconi invented the radio
that was very relevant outside of italy
>>211914161But if an ugly freak like me used that Iโd still get zero likes
>>211914171you're one of the good ones then
seriously, though, off you fuck
back hurts today, might go visit the dodgy doctor and get some medical marijuana or maybe even a bit of oxy
>>211914193that's just the thing, im an ugly freak
>>211914161avg 1-10
have you fucked any yet
>>211914209Yeah everyone says this but then im uglier than them
>>211914186Right but he had to come to Britain to make it happen.
>>211914214i've fucked one since then yes
imagine Google took away all of the search operators
imagine having to browse the internet for games without -fandom
such a dogshit website
>>211914218have you read this masterpiece
>>209365940
>>211914181I posted a bradders once and another /brit/ poster recognised me
>>211914222he didn't cease to be Italian though
>>211914231i was literally in between clicks when the domain name changed from "wikia" to "fandom" a few years back, was a surreal experience
start tracking for noodywhore attention freak user on my dick 2:15 AM
>>211914223how hot are you
how many friends do you have
>>211914256you're an icon, lil nigga
Wish i had a mate or girlfriend to move out to spain with
>>211914258im ugly
I have no male friends
>>211913926>>211914266no wonder the attention freak is jealous...
>>211914275>female friends FONT
When do you stop? Because I will not have it. And I won't show it if I have it. Kinda true.
Can you all be my friends
>fomnyeg
feels like it's been a century since i've seen this
Worse than niggers. Good stuff. Waiting on them. On the ground. Balanced. Clash of clans? God please? White Aryan. Jesus.
Travel. One Italian gf. Fuck tge world, Loki. Please.