Thread 211914487

Porto, Portugal edition

Previous: >>211912356

I’ve been checkmated by my stupid whore of a sister. Now my parents won’t move back with me to the country I am emigrating to. She’s pregnant with a third child. What a stupid bitch.

Pic related. This deer did not want to go away no matter how I tried to shoo it off. It came a bit closer then just stopped and stared at me.

Erm, Christian bros what is our response?

of course Indiana is winning when I bet the spread

fuck vegas and fuck this scripted league

I’m taking a mental health day

i need to get cut in

back to work wagies

>>211914549
Muslim Jesus isn’t Jesus. He’s a fake character used as a mouthpiece that speaks and acts unlike Jesus actually did. Like all of Islam. A crude fabrication

If you love your job enough you should take a pay cut

>>211914604
a glib facsimile

this cherry malted milkshake is sending me to heaven

>>211914588
I hate that fat fuck so much

>>211914604
Considering that most Christians follow Paul and not Jesus? I wouldn't worry about it too much. Most Christians think it's "love thy neighbour as thyself", "he who is without sin, cast the first stone", and "I died for your sins, now eat my flesh and drink my blood".

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBTUJbnN1o

>>211914635
Anon's allergic to milk and is going to shit himself to death.

>>211914694
REAL OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smemFVe0l5E

>>211914710
thats not a song, autismo

>>211914649
you voted for it

>>211914697
I'm not. I know people who are, and don't worry, I make fun of them for it.

>>211914719
It's music to my ears.

niggas really be like
"this dairy too spicy" *sharts*

>>211914594
unfunny as usual

>>211914744
t. dad

IN A ROW??

jews take money out of my pocket

we live in a country where people spend billions of dollars a year on "Pet Healthcare"
clown world

>>211914792
https://voca.ro/1sVvWiUkkCqv

I am NOT dying for israel

>>211914824
No one asked, terrorist supporter.

he looks uglier every selfie

>>211914832
t.

bruh

I understand not supporting pissrael but why would you support palestine lmao

just remembered that my grandmas last words to be me "shakira, shakira"

how about darkestine and it's full of dark type niggas

>>211914849
stonetoss comic where uncle sam is taking money out of your back pocket and giving it to the IDF

It's nice weather right now but I can't enjoy it because forecast calls for torrential rain over the next two days.

>>211914849
Because they aren't israel and pea brains feel the need to take sides qhenever there is an option to

>>211914811
you smoke weed?

>>211914866
I wish it rained here

>>211914535
Sensible chuckle.

>>211914860
What about the one where he says I support palestine and uncle sam takes money out of your back pocket and gives it to the idf

should i have a second slice of cake or should i starve myself so i can have a flatter tummy for the beach tomorrow

>>211914883
https://voca.ro/1lBIxL9Cc2YX

>>211914860
And if you support Palestine do you believe this doesn’t happen? It will happen if the government wants it to. I support neither and want the government to nuke them both

>>211914860
That doesn't argue anything about why you should Palestine

>>211914919
hey i remember you from the sharty voice chat with the german guy

>>211914720
Nope

>>211914527
haha get rekt, kid

Support of Israel and now the sale of all public land
Zion don has been a disaster for this country

>>211914916
better just get fat since you're not gonna score any babes anyways

Spoke to a time traveller, and I have to tell you that there will be regime change in Iran. But it's a total win. The future Iran has gay night clubs, 25% trans identity, third world immigration so massive (mainly from Africa) that the Persian plurality has shrunk to 20% of the population.

The time traveller admitted to me that this has presented "some challenges." Street crime is rampant for instance. But it's all been worth it. Iran doesn't even think about an atom bomb and poses no threat to anyone.

>>211914976
2 girls smiled at me when i went to the beach last time

>>211914944
https://voca.ro/12yoa1IaNzRf

whats the point of even doing anything if no girl will ever have sex with me

>>211915000
yeah they thought you looked goofy

>why are houses so expensive? I will never be able to buy a house!
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BUILD PROPERTY ON SHRUBLAND I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>211915005
the german guy was speaking english

>>211915014
>>why are houses so expensive? I will never be able to buy a house!
because we need to deport 100 million illegal aliens

>>211915014
Better solution is deportation of all hispanics and indians. Keep our environment and nation clean and healthy

>>211915009
you sound jelly your fatass probably swims with a tshirt on

damn, I be hungry af

>>211915050
no, but nice projection there fatty. have your second slice of cake, lil oinker

why are crts so expensive fuck scalpers

>>211915014
there's plenty of cheap housing in the sticks. no one wants to live there.

I support Russia
I support China
I support Iran

>>211915073
because they don't make them anymore, dummy

>>211915068
im 125 pounds you fat bitch

im back

>>211915089
>im 125 pounds
post titties, sweetheart

>>211915110
im a man

>>211915112
why is Iran pushing such obvious disinformation???

>>211915112
USA supported gay and fake anti regime riots over that kurd girl who died in 2022
it only make sense for him to foment civil unrest in america

>>211914588
lmfao

>>211915120
no you're not. you might be a boy though

uninstalled tiktok and will not redownload it until monday

>125lbs
>man
LMAO

>>211914849
They're le poor brown victim refugees who've started civil wars in every country dumb enough to let them in

I oppose war against iran

>>211915152
fucking pedocel

>>211915139
thats not what your mama said last night

couple of months ago i was 125lbs. im 188cm tall thoever

I wish Jesus would come back already

>>211915167
yeah she did say there was a little boy running around like a lost puppy and that he was strangely fat for how short he was

>>211915112
Are you a jeet or a jew?
one of the two and you should shoo

>>211915171
same

playing Helldivers 2.

>>211915171
Got grabbed by ICE?

Finally got my front-end, back-end, and database deployed to the cloud

>>211915089
My cock is 125lbs.

>>211915189
funny

>>211915184
>If you don't like Israel you need to support brown retarded Muslims
No, redditpaki

>>211915198
can i insert my penis in your front end and back end?

I am the walrus

>>211915170
why are you using commie measurements, dearie?

>I HATE ISRAEL AND PALESTINE AND IRAN
100% this means you are jewish or being paid by jews

>>211915222
remember back then people said that video was cursed?

>>211914588
I agree with him but only because my job already often requires me to work holidays anyway

I'm 6'2" and skinny as hell and I'm 185lbs

which means you guys are females or crazy short manlets

I tell you to end your life

>>211915206
Literally nobody hates Iran besides Jews and Israelis. thanks for playing

>>211915254
I hate every country.

ha ha ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdn_EOB1A9o

>you don't like israel
>this means you are jewish

I do not like or appreciate the State of Israel I share your concerns with this particular state.

The Yakuza games look interesting

>>211915282
I also feel icky with Israel but don't let that distract from the fact we need to fucking annihilate Iran nuke Tehran to the fucking stone age those fucking subhuman filthy creatures they bombed a fucking hospital

>>211915268
shlomo

>>211915291
Hear hear!

terrone melty

nah
dats not me
act like a waste man
dats not me
I used to wear gucci
but I threw it in the bin
cause dats not me
https://youtu.be/_xQKWnvtg6c

>>211914588
Is he still using that slogan he aped from Reagan

>>211915254
I don’t like pissrael and think it should be nuked. Also don’t like Iran because of the Islamic bullsht

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

It should have been called "Liberation Day" rather than "Juneteenth"
That name juneteenth just evokes disgust in me and i don't understand why

tomorrow is pizza day get hyped!

>>211915336
tonight was pizza night though??

I DO NOT LIKE ISRAEL

>>211915335
You hate Texas.

Anime version of me

>>211915343
You are so wrong

>YOU MUST BE X BECAUSE YOU HATE Y
Tch. . . and what if I’m Z? Baka!

Really bored

>>211914588
>14588

>>211915313
lame ahh feature

>>211915365
same cum just doesn't do it for me anymore

what if i end up being one of those homeless schizos on the street

THEY'LL LOOK HIGH AND THEY'LL LOOK LOW
THEY'LL LOOK EVERYWHERE WE GO
BUT WHEN THE SINNERS FIND US WE WON'T HIIIIIIIDE
THEY'LL COME LOUD AND THEY'LL COME FAST
BUT WE SHOOT FIRST AND WE CAN LAST
KEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIDE

SINGING,
"OH, LORD, THIS EARTH WAS MADE FOR US"
SINGING, "OH, LORD, THIS SINFUL LIFE JUST AIN'T ENOUGH"
SO WE'LL TAKE A STAND 'CAUSE WE MUST PROTECT OUR LAND
KEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIIIIIIIIDE

>>211915387
that would suck

European countries have monarchies so they can pretend that they still have a culture

>>211915387
I find myself thinking this more and more lately

>>211915387
You'd be free to throw feces

>>211915387
honestly not the worst outcome in the world

>>211915387
The only difference is that you would be without a home, schizo.

evens halo
odds rising storm

>>211915470
lets try again

Another random language Q: Is it clear to native English speakers that "Yeah, maybe we were to go there" can mean "Yeah, maybe we should go there", even if it's really unusual? Trying to explain subtle shit in Swedish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nql08ei297A

aots locked in

*starts dancing up in this bitch*

>>211915471
cute eyes

bored of games
bored of shows
bored of movies
what is there even left to do in this life

there are no scraps in my scrapbook

dead board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1hnBv12-uk

this is what america used to be about

>>211915507
buy a guitar

>>211915490
>"Yeah, maybe we were to go there" can mean "Yeah, maybe we should go there"
erm...smarter people will understand what you're saying but midwits probably won't. If you said "yeah, maybe IF we were to go there" you would probably have better luck.

>>211915490
we would understand

>>211915507
read a book

>>211915507
something hard

New Motion City Soundtrack album.

>>211915490
"[if] we were to go there" comes off as speaking about a theoretical. So it's kind of like saying "we should" but without the speaker's suggestion to go.

>>211915528
Glad I'm not the only one who saw an unspoken if in that statement

>>211915540
with his dicksucking skills that'll only occupy him for 2minutes

>>211915507
theft, robbery, extortion, manipulation and deception, murder, kidnapping, rape, torture, the list goes on and one

>>211915528
Yeah, gets tricky without the if.

>>211915529
Thanks. If one person doesn't hate it, I'm happy.

>>211915507
Go out into the woods and shoot a wild hog

All the people call me monkeyboy

i'm so disgusted with myself for not having friends

1 billion Indians must die

>>211915507
Philosophy and religion
You know, real meaning

>>211914588
how many holidays do americans have

ALCOHOL MAKES A BIG MAN SMALL AND CAN LEAD TO LIFE OF CRIME. (YEAH!)
DEMON RUM MAKES A GENT A BUM, AND YOU CASH IN BEFORE YOUR TIME. (YEAH!)
BOOTLEG GIN PUTS YOU IN A SPIN TILL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. (YEAH!)
YOU'RE A PUBLIC DISGRACE, FLAT ON YOUR FACE, AND THERE'S ONLY ONE GUY TO BLAME:

OH, MISTER BOOZE, MISTER BOOZE (B, DOUBLE O, Z, E)
MISTER BOOZE, MISTER BOOZE (MISTER B, DOUBLE O, Z, E)

>>211915622
1.46 billion*

I ate all of the rest of the pizza rolls after drinking a six pack

everybuggy wants to be a superstar

What would you do if I grabbed your hips from behind and started motorboating your ass

>>211915507
Goon

Mustache has grown too long. Been eating a piece of it with every meal

>>211915696
i would blush and say "stoooop" but do nothing to stop you and bend forward slightly

>>211915716
nasty ass

>>211915716
https://voca.ro/1iuS7vFPtJKW

>>211915723
That’s fucking gay

hawai'i kinda sucks

rice a roni for din din

>>211915752
What about Alaska

>>211915744
It’s not for style. It’s just neglect

>>211915765
swallows

Hey guys can you help me find a Mexican song? I remember it played a lot back in 2003-5 and it was kind of a sad song with sad horns. I’m from California and it was on a station called RADIO LAZER.

why is everyone here gay

>>211915797
I’m straight as an arrow

>>211915578
Actually, mentioning the "yeah, maybe if we were to go there" version is brilliant. Thank you, good gentlemen!

>>211915797
too many californians

>>211915805
you probably fap to trannies

>>211915811
Im 112% heterosexual, ackshually

>>211915817
I’ve had the urge to but I’ve never crossed that line

It’s eye opening that Americans seem indifferent and think it’s someone else’s problem when you are about to get dragged into a war.
Like “war in Middle East? Wow that sucks man”.

>>211915769
https://voca.ro/1epLZFdvKxtV

>>211915824
if you had the urge you are gay

>>211915833
We're not getting drafted, it's political suicide. Ganbatte to the middle east or something

>>211915848
Not really some of them look like women

>>211915833
if it doesn't affect my job, my home, my family, my hobbies, or any other facet of my lived experience, why would i care?

>>211915833
you shouldn't have spent 20 years on your last war if your goal was not the desensitization of the public.

>>211915833
literally on an different continent why would I care

>>211915833
Dude don't you see that they don't like Israel? They don't like Israel ok? they just don't like em that's all there is to it. They're all very serious with convictions, they dislike Israel.

It's not my problem.

Eye opening
Japanese
Get it

>>211915860
>>211915880
>>211915873
>>211915867
Iran is building up intercontinental missiles.
Washington DC might get nuked during our lifetime if you get involved with this problem too deeply.

People look for retreats for themselves, in the country, by the coast, or in the hills. There is nowhere that a person can find a more peaceful and trouble-free retreat than in his own mind. . . . So constantly give yourself this retreat, and renew yourself.

>>211915935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9g62YE1N4

That's what I hear on the tv I heard the man say what if NYC got nuked by Iran or what if LA got nuked by Iran or what if Omaha got nuked by Iran like WOW could you imagine what if they got nuked by Iran

>>211915938
>Washington DC might get nuked during our lifetime if you get involved with this problem too deeply.
even if Iran had a handful of nuclear bombs they'd be retarded to nuke DC. The USA has enough nuclear weapons to completely destroy their country, while nuking DC would actually be good for the American people.

dumb peanutposter

>>211915833
I literally have no reason to give a shit

ay yo did some nigga mention peanuts

>>211915938
even if Iran had a handful of nuclear bombs they'd be retarded to nuke Israel. Israel has enough nuclear weapons to completely destroy their country, while nuking Tel Aviv would actually be good for the world.

Got the summoning salt on

>>211915961
COULD YOU IMAGINE AN AMERICAN CITY ABLAZE FROM AN IRANIAN NUKE?????????????

>>211915986
(no they don't)

but tie me to a missile and fire me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready!

Israel doesn't have nukes that's blood libel to even say such a thing

>>211915995
I imagine it every day

>>211915935
>>211915949
grow up

how the FUCK did my neck get sunburnt

>>211916029
probably the sun

God says we have to. It’s right there in the Bible.

>>211916025
the muppets are classic, shut your zoomer ass up, broccolihead

Saudi lost against the Americans

https://www.foxsports.com/live-blog/soccer/usa-vs-saudi-arabia-live-updates-score-goals

>blood libel
I'm liable to wild out if you don't stop buggin blood

>>211915949
https://youtu.be/jJ3cWWNXBHg?si=CLlaKwPeRT5qdOUa&t=29

The peanutposter kind of has some interesting things to say sometimes

>Not liking the Muppets
Grow up

>>211916041
the BIBLE says we need to send more HELLFIRE MISSILES to ISRAEL ok it says it right there in the BIBLE that we need to send MORE MISSILES to ISRAEL they need MORE MISSILES to defend themselves that's what Jesus wrote in the BIBLE

>>211915961
>>211915986
First, Iran itself will not launch nuclear missiles. It will be carried out by their proxies.

What if the international community would think ONLY some of your cities were nuked by proxy organization and you nuked their WHOLE country?

>no valid captcha
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, GOOGLE

What I said is just a possibility, but is it even worth taking the risk? Is it really wise?

Sam Hyde looks like someone edited him to make him uglier

>>211916066
isn't it just seneca quotes

Hey Statler do you think this anon could help us find life on another planet?

I don't know - I don't think he found a life on this one!

>>211916087
>What if the international community would think ONLY some of your cities were nuked by proxy organization and you nuked their WHOLE country?
doesn't matter the point of Mutually Assured Destruction is that you're gonna fucking die if you use nuclear weapons against a nuclear superpower and that's why you best not fucking do it.

If you're a small country and you decide to nuke the USA or Russia you will be wiped off the map for eternity

>>211916122
Yeah but they're interesting quotations

head hurts nigga im jonesing for that cake

>>211916126
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

They should add emojis to 4chan

>>211916122
Yes and other philosophers/psychologists/poets

>>211916147
they already did

Heard he just chickened out again. What'd he chicken out over this time?

>>211916147
they should also add upvotes and downvotes

Hey Waldorf what do think of that shitpost?

I think I've seen better shitposts on the fence around manure piles!

they linked up
need it or keep it?

>>211916174
both wear yamakas and drink the blood of goyim

Autocomplete shows me the emoji licking his lips whenever I type "toes"

>>211916174
Imagine them teaming up on you...

>>211916159
he gave iran two more weeks to surrender and another 90 day extention for tik tok ban

what do you do if you're ugly

>>211916221
get a virgin hobby like collecting toys or video games

>>211916221
all you can do if you're ugly is learn to enjoy playing on hard difficulty

Bumpin' on some Willie Hutch, I'm chiefin', gotta get my high
Scopin' out them busters,mane,it's time todo a drive-by
Pimps don't play, whatyou will say, mane, I gotta kill you, trick
Cruise toyourblock,we gettin' off,dump your bodyin the ditch
Bumpin' on some Willie Hutch, I'm chiefin', gotta get my high
Scopin' out them busters, mane, it's time to do a drive-by
Pimps don't play, what you will say, mane, I gotta kill you, trick
Cruise to your block, we gettin' off, dump your body in the ditch
Bumpin' on some Willie Hutch, I'm chiefin', gotta get my high
Scopin' out them busters, mane, it's time to do a drive-by
Pimps don't play, what you will say, mane, I gotta kill you, trick
Cruise to your block, we gettin' off, dump your body in the ditch

>>211916214
Will those extensions be met with yet more extensions once they call his bluff again?

Scrotum

>>211916221
Start a radio show

>>211916286
my semen on your scrotum

>>211916337
sounds like that would cause an infection

>>211916336
https://youtu.be/GQ4DeDIh5c0?si=oGNIISzZVxoCXIXb

>>211916336
HEATHCLIFF

>>211916364
ITS ME IM KATHY IVE COME HOME

>>211916358
nah he did it to me and I was fine

>>211916336
oh my stars she is so quirky

>>211914549
Muslims pretend they respect us when it benefits them, but when they are the majority of the population, they massacre anyone that doesn't share their beliefs.

>>211916406
Christianity is the only religion has a demonstrated record of tolerating and even accepting other religions even when it's the majority of people. All others behave like vicious despots when they're the majority, including Jews.

i hate normies

WHEN I WAS A CHILD, RUNNING IN THE NIGHT
AFRAID OF WHAT MIGHT BE
HIDING IN THE DARK, HIDING IN THE STREET
AND OF WHAT WAS FOLLOWING ME
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO OO OOOOOO

>don't drink
>headache from stress
>drink
>headache from drinking

>>211916493
for some reason I never get headaches from wine

imagine drinking lmao

does kate's bush match kate's drapes

>>211916510
.cum. is a proud alcoholics general

We already have a solution for the homelessness problem, it's called slavery. Unfortunately, society's too gay and woke for that red pill.

did someone say christianity

For me? it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

alcoholism leads to homosexuality

>>211916520
erm, no it's not.
i've been sober since january.

i've literally only had like 4 sips of alcohol in my entire life.

>>211916510
Imagine...

>>211916533
>not drinking on st pattys day

>>211916531
Three for free is that you?

>>211916493
drink water and exercise

>>211916475
heh.

>>211916532
you speaking from experience?

>>211916520
I'm a month and a half sober. Got a DUI in May.

>>211916544
all of those those times you had a strong urge to suck cocks

>>211916558
speaking from witnessing the posts on this general

>>211916590
those are the weed addicts

>>211916608
cope

religion is just cope for death

>>211916613
t. weed addict

>>211916621
wrong im only a chocolate addict

>>211916617
some philosophers say that everything humans have created, including society itself, are copes for death.

>>211916629
fat hog

cope a feel of deez nuts

>>211916636
hogs are good animals

gonna make pancakes this weekend

might not go to the beach tomorrow

>>211916668
did you rip your bikini?

>>211916668
oooof off by 2

>>211916666

>>211916668
the FUCK you won't
you're gonna go have fun in the sun
get a nice tan
and be happy
faggot

>>211916684
i dont want to ride my bicycle in the heat

>>211916661
can I get mine with choccy chips, boss?

I've never had alcohol in my entire life

>>211916690
so drive your car

>>211916688
i will go on saturday or maybe some day during the week idk

>>211916695
damn bro, you a genuine pussy

>>211916691
sure thing sport

>>211916696
i dont have one

>>211916707
ok unc

life was so much simpler when i was just a young and impressionable college co-ed with no responsibilities and could just surf the internet superhighway all day

>>211916744
new