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What if I threw a punch at you

I believe I am being specifically targeted by wasps as punishment for my killing of a bumblebee about a month ago. They are working together to sage psychological warfare on me.

>>211920132
I mean WAGE not sage. They are tormenting and attacking me.

>>211920132
They're cia drones disguised as wasps spying on you for your controversial social media posts

>>211920132
Wouldn't wasps be happy you killed a bee thougheveralgo?

*I kick your balls*

>>211920228
Bad.

The F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™ keeps crashing so I'm updating my drivers.

>>211920106
No can do I’m in the middle of taking a dump

What would you do if your pet randomly emitted a perfectly human laugh out of nowhere and then immediately returned to being a normal animal forever

>>211920336
kek cruz owned that alt-right hack trying to reach for a 'gotcha'

>>211920428
TA

>>211920452
What do you mean by V and TA

>>211920428
I'd either immediately assume that I misheard and it was just someone outside or something else, or I'd consider it a mystical experience and try to find similar mystical experiences reported from established religion traditions to help me interpret it

>>211920438
>knowing basic facts about major countries is a gotcha
>knowing basic facts about major countries that you’re trying to invade is a gotcha
Is this “American Education” rearing its ugly head once again

I just learned about iShowspeed. What a character! He showed his dick to everyone and then became Chinese! I have never seen one of his videos but it’s fascinating.

Making ai write fanfiction for me
It's better than 90% of human written.

Very deliberate and planned out fancy meals are fine, but I think one of the best parts of being a good cook is being able to throw together some gourmet shit from the handful of random items you have left before needing to get groceries again

>>211920649
I can't do either

>>211920612
Careful. I know a guy who started down that path, and got totally obsessed with the AI’s custom fanfics. It’s genuinely concerning; verging on Chris Chan Sonichu CWCville type bullshit

>>211920612
I guess fanfiction writers are pretty terrible because you don't have to be particularly good at writing to be better than AI

>>211920711
Isn’t fanfiction notoriously some of the worst writing in existence

Masturbated again :/ I wish I didn't have to obey my monkey brain but I can't help it if I like some big fat titties.

>>211920686
I only do it at night time as i wind down
>>211920711
>>211920745
I think it depends how much content you have to choose from for your fandoms.

When I was in 5th or 6th grade I wrote a Star Wars book about a clone who develops individuality and his own personality and becomes a deserter

>>211920428
Panic

What'd everyone do for emancipation day, yesterday?

>>211920822
This happens multiple times in The Clone Wars

>>211920612
AI's not making us more productive or companies more profitable, it's just making everyone dumber and flooding the internet with slop.

>>211920906
Speak for yourself

>>211920885
The cartoon series?

>>211920950
Yeah

>>211920906
>making us more productive or companies more profitable
i like how these are the things you wish were happening for some reason

BREAKING just found out about this

>>211921018
I just found out that I have to poop

>>211921029
I did that earlier >>211920426

>>211921062
It went back inside

Why didn't Lebowski like the eagles

>>211921132
First time.

>>211921161
what's with this egyptian guy he keeps saying random shit

>>211921177
I think he has schizophrenia

>>211920988
I like products it's true

>>211921202
seen him across multiple threads replying to people with unrelated words and phrases

>>211921234
He's been doing this for months

>>211921251
surely it's not a person. it must be some kind of bot

>>211921315
That's what others say, but I've seen known-humans spam even more than him across longer time spans

>>211921132
they're mid

>>211921343
So have I but they at least say things that make sense. If this is a person clearly something is seriously wrong with his brain

I like to imagine the Egyptian is just doing it as a very long running gimmick

>>211921375
>>211921557
Please be my friend

Okay this is epic
https://youtu.be/-IGKNmDsUjk

I love sexy ass boobs pussy :p

goon to baby cartoons

>>211921786
This gives me the heebie jeebies!

>>211921835
if you only knew the things I've gooned to.
you don't know what horror means

>>211921993
needed a visit from him a few hours ago

I tried gooning but I prefer regular masturbating. I don’t want to be spending more than 20 minutes.

Ai doesnt just predict the next word...
It predicts the next crime based on skin color

Why can't you guys make better posts?

Aw trillz nah hombre, I gots asbestos in my lerngs.

>>211922182
Move. Rebel.

>>211922218
Not a rebel, brother, I’m a loyalist. God save King Charles!

>>211920438
Tucker's still "Bowtie" all these years later...

>>211922359
Award.

Remembering simpler times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>>211922386
Thank you

Ganga was sunken, and the limp leaves
Waited for rain, while the black clouds
Gathered far distant, over Himavant.
The jungle crouched, humped in silence.
Then spoke the thunder

BUMP

I want to travel to Nepal

BAMOOOS

literal grandpas posting on /mu/
>>>/mu/126764562

had a tooth extracted

>>211924211
Was it an inconvenient tooth?

How do you get your water bottle to stop getting moldy?

>>211926084
Stop.

Been up since 3am and now at 8am I feel like I've been up forever.

RISE AND SHINE

>>211927054
Land in Russia.

>>211926661
i've been up for 2 days nerd

When I was a kid I used to fantasize about fucking my aunt

you are one smart cookie

>Uh oh I am disintegrating
>Whoops I am become digital
Fuck it, I’ll just go for a smoke-weed-and-drive after I finish my morning Rye Whisky & Guinness.

GOOD MORNING TEL AVIV

I hope your listening, smacking babies at the christening

Oh and I just remembered that I LOVEthe Beach Boys. Rest in piece, Brian Wilson. <3

don't go near the water

anyone here in so much emotional pain they want to scream or punch holes in drywall? i hate feeling like an angsty fag like this, i hate women

>randomly global 1 month banned for ban evasion in a general I've been posting in for years
>have to wait 3 days to appeal
I'm tired brehs

>>211928754
Got so much anger in me, got no way to take it out
Think I'm stuck in the matrix, where the fuck's my nitrous

>>211928779
>>have to wait 3 days to appeal
Do they never ask this for esls? Every time I have gotten banned I get the because of the short span of your ban you can't appeal it kind.

When you say, “I’m not dying for Israel,” what jews hear is “Fuck you jews.”

And they’re not wrong.

It is a refusal to do their bidding.
It is a rejection of the jewish world order in the West.
It is an act of rebellion to tell jews you don’t want to die for them

does heartbreak have the potential to irreparably fuck up your head? somebody tell me the truth

having coffee

>>211928840
yeah they'll fire off 3 day bans like a gatling gun for bullshit then you can't even appeal because it's under 3 days

All things considered white women are on average still the most attractive racial group

I have awoken

how to stop being a coomer?

>>211928916
>>211929169
gm retards

>>211929169
slap on a chasity cage

>>211928987
Georgian chicks are pretty hot on average
Also some random arab places like Lebanon

>>211929223
morning anon. i am doing work from home today, but I think I'll go to office soon

The breakfast.

hello

>>211929355
shut the fuck up.

>>211929370
faggot

>>211929370
okay

>>211929262
why would you go to the office if you can stay home?

>>211929370
rude but i approve

NO MORE HOLIDAYS

>>211929402
>why would you go to the office if you can stay home?
i get free lunch and I am much more productive at office

>>211929396
dont

>>211929405
Hate this cunt like Hitler hated the jews
>>211929432
What's in the cups?

terrone melty

>>211929649
dont what?

>>211929689
dont shut the fuck up

to do list today

Go grocery shopping
buy kaluah
fondle my penis to large breasted wwomen
drink wine and watch gundam wing

>>211929706
shut the fuck up

>>211929706
okay

>>211929336
Could not finish both. Full after one. It goes in the fridge.
>>211929658
Root beer and futanari cum.

>>211929780
why does he look like a skinwalker?

>>211929803
shut the fuck up he's aryan

I took today off from work buds

>>211929759
nice
I haven't had root beer in ages, I had a bottle of some locally made beer that was heavy with brown sugar and I don't remember their company name and I fear all other root beer will pale in comparison

>>211929818
Yes.

>>211929803
decades of social isolation and mental deficiency

>>211929818
>>211929732
>>211929370
are you okay?

>>211929432
#YumAlert

>>211929820
>have to go back to work in 2 weeks
the NEET life has been good for the past 3 weeks

>>211929849
gaysonnnnnnnnnnn

8 months without a job
gonna start camming to make ends meet

>>211929863
do you look like that?

Slipped and fell on a BBC.

>>211929919
Add.

>>211929935
don't we all?

>>211929963
i look like this

I will never win a kids choice award

i started playing that game jason keeps talking about

>>211930021
I kneel.

who in the fuck posted that sexy tank top fit picture in cum yesterday

s-she's fast!

I'd fuck my looksmatch day and night. Our offspring would be in the double digits by now.

>>211930063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5fPKvRIc0

>>211930076
Contact.

>>211930076
post your looksmatched

How do i move on and accept being a 38 year old virgin?
Everything I do in life, even hobbies, feels like cope for this fact

>>211930398
America.

The guy at the liquor store made fun of my gray hairs :/

>>211930398
You just get over it, duh. Being a virgin is one part of your life, and it's only as big a deal as you make it. Realistically, it's a small part. Are you otherwise happy in your life? Do you have supportive friends, a loving family? A goal in life you're working towards? It's just sex dude.

All that being said, We're living in one of the most promiscuous ages of our country. It's tired advice but you really just have to put yourself out there. Make a profile on all the dating apps you can and be clear in your intentions. You will get rejected, probably alot. Just learn from it and power through it. Or just buy a whore
>b-but prostitutes don't count!
Objectively incorrect, that's just virgin/simp cope

>>211930430
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

unc getting clowned on :skull:

>>211930398
khhv?

we all should have gaysex what do you think

just debunked some shit a chud posted on X

>>211930398
women are one aspect of your life. don't make them your whole life

drinking covfefe

>>211930626
Okay can we start together?

>>211930658
DESPITE the media hounding

no you'll never make a monkey out of me

I have the “I had sex” award

'I want to have sex with Sanna' award

>>211930804
did you cum on or in your bf?

>>211930550
>We're living in one of the most promiscuous ages of our country
Not that anon but its literally the opposite there have been numerous studies over this in the last few years zoomers simply aren't fucking, they've created an image that they're all doing it because of onlyfans but that's kind of the thing, 40% of them particularly males are still virgins or rarely hookup and instead just watch porn and never touch a woman

good video this
https://youtu.be/giJQyU8YYfg

>>211930804
wow me too

>>211930951
always in, never on

heard goshcel is a homosexual furry

>>211931044
nice
you already feel like a brother to me

>>211931046
>>211931044

I hate women. That's why I'm gay

>>211920085 (OP)
How did zoomers discover this book anyways?

>>211931277
Whistle.

>>211931292
>tf
>tp

>>211931019
Who cares about zoomers though?
He's almost 40, he's a millennial

French men will literally drug their wives for years and let randoms rape her over and over again instead of just getting a divorce

>>211931019
This is California too, where most of the population is third worlders. The other states must be grim

I bet down south them folks are still all normal, unencumbered by these few-fangled technological neuroses

>>211931421
alot of transfolk down there

Deploy the Natl Guard to Paris. Yank women need help

https://files.catbox.moe/klvbv3.mp4

>>211931436
I doubt that, I bet it's at a lower rate than any other region

>>211931352
>Wife never suspects a thing
Are women truly this stupid or do they refuse to confront difficult things like that? Same with that Austrian freak who had his daughter locked up in the basement. Are we really supposed to believe she NEVER wondered what he was doing down there and all those babies being left on their doorstep were just pure coincidence o algo? Many such cases!

Ate too much yesterday so goal is to eat 2k or less calories today and tomorrow

>>211931468
west virginia has the highest percentage of trans youth

>>211931449
Low information normies will watch this and unironically think French people are the ones doing that. Fortunately seems recently even turbo-normies are wising up

>>211931518
source: you pulled it out of your frankenpussy

>>211931518
>A 2017 study
>According to a 2022 study by The Williams Institute at UCLA, New York has the highest percentage of transgender youth (ages 13-17), estimated at 3.0%. Wyoming has the lowest percentage of transgender youth, at 0.6%.
>The study also found that the Northeast region, which includes New York, has the highest percentage of transgender youth and adults per capita compared to other regions. Specifically, the study estimated that 1.8% of youth in the Northeast identify as transgender, while 0.6% of youth in the Midwest identify as transgender
Sorry chud but Jew York retains the crown, these are JEWISH values.

Nintendo switch 2 still sold out but my buddy said Walmart should get a restock next week

go to any small town and you'll probably encounter a trans cashier at the local gas station or walmart. every traveller knows this

>>211931649
they do be cashiering, i will admit this
either that or programmers

A 90% survival rate is fucking crazy. Almost makes me wish I could get struck by lightning just for a story to tell.

>>211931649
never seen one in mine

>>211931649
Unironically never encountered this on my road trips through the US

>>211931717
I mean all of those 90% aren't direct strikes, just like his wasn't

>>211931633
What's the point of getting one if there's only one game for it?

>>211931741
>visiting nevada
gross

I’ll buy a cane and wear a pair of sunglasses outside so people think I’m blind and won’t mind me staring at the floor all the time. I need to peep all those fucking girltoes, they’re all wearing sandals right now.

gen z and gen alpha mog millennial soyboys

>>211931861
You should kill yourself

>>211931837
Had to attend a conference in Las Vegas, otherwise all my other trips were by my preferred method of car travel except a few to Florida.

>>211931884
>gen alpha
Blud is a literal 2 year old frfr :skull emoji:
Vro thought he could sneak Gen A in there :wilted rose emoji:

Gen alpha are forming e bike gangs and terrorizing soylennials

>>211931781
I never had a switch 1 so I will probably get some of those games like Zelda, donkey Kong, and some others. Also I will get Elden ring and the Duskbloods when they comes out anyways. Getting it mostly for the portability aspect as I have a few vacations/work trips this year

>>211930083
>grok
What is that????

>>211931948
your thinking of gen beta retard
which your an honorary beta

>>211931971
The oldest gen As are 14 or just turning 15 and the youngest are 0-1 years old. Them niggas aint doin' shieeet

>>211931971
So punk rock
>captcha: NGA4R

I don't trust people born in the 21st century

>>211931997
Elon‘s AI

>>211932009
>your
>Specifically, in 2025, this generation includes individuals roughly between the ages of 1 and 15
Revealed he's a retard award

i still dont know why they are called zoomers

>>211932065
It's a play on the term used for Boomers (baby boom generation), because they are Gen Z. Not that hard to figure out.

>>211932102
yeah but it still makes no sense, they have lower birthrates and no similarity to boomers, its just lazy shit

>>211932137
Here

>>211932149
Well they need a snappy marketing name for them as group, like Millennial or Boomer. Calling them Zers sounds retarded and Zigger is already taken.

>>211932012
14 isn’t old enough to ride a bike?

Gen alpha is the low iq generation that we need to counteract the damage that sissylennials have done

How do people afford new cars and such? Going through payment calculators it is like $500-1000 a month for some of these cars and horrible APR for popular models. Are people just living above their means and not saving money at all or everyone just rich? I make above average in my area and could afford it but it seems like not the best idea idk

>>211932275
>white ford bronco
Are you a foid?

Gen Alpha is already mogging Gen Z and I'm here for it

>>211932227
My point was more why would anyone be scared of a 14 year old, even in a group? IDGI

>>211932316
Weaker than ever.

>>211932316
he's obviously OJ simpson

>>211932275
>down payments
>trade ins
>buy used
The three biggest ways to afford a car. New is for morons or people with enough money to buy cash.

>>211932275
>How do people afford new cars and such?
New cars have become enormously expensive in Europe and North America to the point old shitboxes from 2001 are selling for like 5k yet nobody seems to care that much. ODD!

>>211932316
No just posting an example. I want to get a 4Runner or Land Cruiser. 4Runner is cheaper but high ass APR and land cruiser more expensive but less APR

BOOM BOOM, TEL AVIV
https://files.catbox.moe/g9josv.mp4

>>211932355
Just Being outside in a group is an act of terror to the suburban soylennial

you ever listen to a song and it's so good you just immediately replay it as soon as it's over

https://youtu.be/Vi_asBY5UX8

>>211932485
Apply.

>>211932482
Grim

>leftshits want the dems to run AOC next election
Holy fuck bros theyre so fucking stupid do they actually think she would win? Do they just WANT to keep losing elections?

>>211932535
They are becoming blinded by their own echo-chamber, yes. They still have not gotten over their 'Obama' replacement mentality.

>>211932535
>>211932571
It’s HER turn you fucking sexist retards
We just need to run another woman and she’ll definitely win this time

>>211932535
Is that the girl with a leaked sextape?

>>211932665
>AOC losing to some MAGA legacy candidate like Vance or DeSantis
Could you imagine the seethe?

Millennials won.

Thank the lord

>>211932711
They get to be the arrogant boomer-esque generation thanks to their sheer numbers easily mogging Zoomers and Gen A (once the boomers die off thoughbeit)

LOL

average republican politician

Once Dating seems like a scam
>Need to pay to chat with gems just for a few messages for a single profile
>When strangely 10/10 girls will send likes to your profile

>>211932776
>AI generated profile pic
Future not look bright

>>211932777
kys, jason

>>211932777
Sauce?
>>211932845
He's not me.

IF BEING AFRIAD IS A CRIME WE HANG SIDE BY SIDE
https://youtu.be/r8ikJiKWubY?si=F_-JMky1WzlJ-Lzz

>He's falling for fake accounts
LOL

>>211932963
>bogged
>qt
>uber-bogged
>mystery nigga

DAS RIGHT

>>211933177
>gayfeed

no persian ever called me a cracker

>>211933013
what language is this

>>211933177
that's reallllly super interesting, let's unpack this one.

>>211933200
She's so hot in that show. We need more milfs on tv

>>211933237
4chihongo

>>211933235
My dad is persian

>>211933177
>Derek the boomer mechanic who occassionally smokes meth in West Virginia is regretting his vote for Drumpf because ICE is kicking out Mexicans & Hondurans in LA o algo
Can't they make their propaganda even a little believable?

people are so desperate for attention on twitter that they'll say literally anything to piss people off and get angry replies

>>211933246
terrible taste

This man is your friend
He fights for freedom

>>211933283
Twitter has become the new 4chan but with even more jeets

shut up malaponte you boring moron

I wonder how did they convince Trump from going nyanhoo is too rude I'll cut ties with him to of course we're going to war for Israel

>>211920085 (OP)
>2043
>your autistic son has an obsession with Anthony Fauci
What do?

alright /cum/, going to the liqour store. Dont do anything stupid while I'm gone

how sweet it is

>>211932705
A female candidate is the only way I see President DeSantis happening but Dems are retarded and it’s gonna happen

>>211933287
NO YOU HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE

Saving my question for next /cum/ session

>>211933349
What will you buy?

>>211933393
The cum?

>>211933418
Boom.

slim jims are just not good

>>211933446
butchered your entire family

Eek! A Mouse!

>>211933446
t. vegetarian

>>211933441
Are Palestinians still blowing up mosques in Egypt or did the wall stop them

People look like this in your cunt?

Who will post the new? Don't let some foreigner do it

open sesame

The housing market is crashing rn

>>211933504
I’ll look like that after I lose about 160lb

Saw pictures of the new Egyptian capital city a month or two back, or maybe some kinda government center
It looked really cool, a blend of ancient and modern styles
Empty as fuck though, I think it's where government employees are supposed to live? It was real nice

New
>>211933556
>>211933556

>>211933525
Boom.

>>211933446
Same…more into thicc Joes…

>>211933346
I will be 44/45 in this year