Thread 211920728

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howling

61% of the country believe brexit was a failure yet people see no problem voting for reform hahahaha we deserve every bad thing we get in this country bunch of mongs

got a three day at v again

>>211920764
0% of woman want to have to sex with you

>>211920728 (OP)
Howled, screamed even

>>211920803
Factually false untrue a lie

got distracted by some desperate e-mails and posted in the old

>211920230
there's salary scales they need to fit me in and they said I don't qualify for the bracket he was in which starts at 76k.

I could maybe argue for a bump up within the bracket they DID place me in but that only goes to 68k and it'd a tough fight.

also, I agree with my now former boss on all the stuff he had his fight with the management about.

>>211920178
aerospace engineering

>>211920728 (OP)
they're just using them wrong

All Finns are pedos and that's all they are. Get me out of here.

Yesterday for lunch I went to my local maccies. The self service machines were out of order (annoying) so I went to join the line. The fella in front of me had his young son with him; and his card got declined. I felt a little sorry for them, and figured maccies is relatively cheap anyway so I offered to pay for it. The man begins thanking me and stuff, and turns to the maccies worker and says “in that case, please can you add an apple pie and a mini Oreo McFlurry on too?”

I was a bit dumbfounded. He still continued to thank me, but even so… why did he add on more food without asking me?

>>211920764
>brexit
Alri grandad

Is a distance learning BSc (Honours) Accounting and Finance degree from open university worth it? I’m 23 never had a job never went 6form or uni

New job will take me to around 3 grand a month after tax
Got my stocks and shares and savings squared away and got a decent house already so want to get a car that's a bit special for my 30th and keep it, budget around 20k
Would I look like a cunt in a V8 SLK?
The obvious choices (M4, C43, S4 etc) are a bit Deano and I think stuff like supercharged Jags or older M5/E63s would have the potential to royally fuck me over when something breaks.
Love the idea of a 5.5 AMG V8 in a small convertible as well

>>211920842
hopefully they'll learn something from you and your manager leaving.

>>211920879
The blood of Aryan you slut. Hop in. Europa.

>>211920896
this looks like the car a virgin would buy because he thinks he looks cool

>>211920879
hope you learned your lesson

Well?

in a bad mood today lads x

>>211920931
>religion: Muslim
Where’s your hijab then

>>211920962
on my bedroom floor

has anyone ever had sex ever or is porn all AI and sex isn't real

>>211920827
He's literally the NPC meme come to life, got the BLM shirt collecting dust behind the I'M VAXED shirt behind the I STAND WITH UKRAINE SHIRT, and currently wearing the Israel Deserves the Right to Defend Itself shirt.

>>211920931
They are so fit

>>211920924
What colour's your AMG?

>>211920962
She's a biwisi queen

>>211920972
Breath in breath out ASMR. Hindus and rebel against it typpa situation? Get the fuck off my face, it's real come on ask my dick. Talk to my chin.

>>211920931
another fake muslim

>>211920983

>M4, C43, S4

Sorry I touched a nerve but I think you should stick with the cars above, there’s a reason they are popular, they look 10x better than that virginmobile

>>211920970
>not having her keep it on while she takes everything else off

>>211921020
She's a real Muslim

>>211921020
You wouldn't want to date a real one anyway, be boring as fuck. At least you know she'll be a goer

pop outside wit dat sauce spaghetti
bad hoes in a telly
what da helly?

I'm a big lad.

>>211920931
get her colonised

>>211920931
get her in a hijab

get her down the isle

get her belly full of my white (protestant) children

That Muslim spec saver girl is so fit

>>211920896
for 20k i would unironically buy this https://www.cinch.co.uk/used-cars/vauxhall/corsa/details/152922ff-60b7-420f-bb1e-04c9eeb4cc87

>>211921055
nice virgin cargo shorts

>>211921061
>>211921066
Aye

>>211921055
longlad is long

>>211920842
53k to 68k is a hefty 28% bump

God isn't real!

>>211920931
would

>>211921078
Cargo shorts are comfy and I like having extra pockets to store stuff!

>>211921122
what kind of stuff?

>>211920954
having a degree doesn't automatically mean you're smart

pitiful 3.6% pay rise for me
need a new job

>>211921090
Fanx for noticing lid :3
>>211921133
Boys numbers. I'm gay.

I can't do this anymore

>>211921174
just do it

got degrees and im genuinely thick as shit. standards on both of them were absolutely shocking and both institutions exist solely to import as many nigerians as possible in to this country

Shagging a fit paki bird

>>211921099
which is why they wouldn't give it to me easily

and starting higher in the bracket is a mixed blessing because normally we get bumped one step within the bracket every year. if I start on top my salary is effectively frozen

will jump ship to elsewhere in the industry where I'm likely to get 50k-60k without as much stress and bad blood

Gay Rhodesian short shorts

>>211921152
why am I gonna be smart and not have a degree?

>>211921179
Past. Viking.

>>211921199
leftypols porn search

not a fan of being employed
also not a fan of being unemployed
just a shit situation all around, honestly

>>211921221
ktim

>>211921211
heh

31 years old and I don't understand what the fuck they mean when they say "there's going to be 3 inches of rain"

If I dip my cock in a puddle will it sink 3 inches?

If I have a pond will the water rise 3 inches?

If I'm gay can I take 3 inches?

Answers NOW

>>211921221
i was going to say "the government MUST intervene as a joke but i'm sure a government job is a bit of both: technically employed but not doing much

fab ice cream down the hatch

>>211921025
The M4 looks great, C43 and S4/5 look a bit boring to me at least. An M2 is an option as well tbf, or a Mustang if one pops up. A C63 would be ideal but the 6.3 cars are getting on a bit and the 4.0 turbo ones tend to be completely shagged if they're in the 25k range

I am gay

>>211921152
I got 4%

>>211921280
Your eyes.

>>211921241
If you leave a bucket outside it will end up having about three inches of water in it

um please stop making money when I'm a poor runt

>>211920896
Mercedes (especially white ones) are for pakis, literally never seen anyone else drive them.

temptation rising

at school we all used to pretend to be gay as a joke. like if another lad bent over you'd pretend to bum him and stuff like that.

>>211921308
what size bucket? why is this so confusing?

>>211921333
um

>>211921321
shame really because i quite like the look of them
suppose as a white man i should get an audi

>>211920979
the problem is that he's supporting those causes in such a cheap way. shirts, tweets, posters. how do you support a cause without being cringe?

Toil is fucking MISERABLE today! Just want to be home.

>>211921338
any depth over 3 inches and any width and breadth

>checked thread
>said friday
>"fuck sake need to hit the catalog and find today's"
>still says Friday
>confused
>thought it's Saturday
Neetlife tearing my sense of time apart

All the serfs waiting to get home for the weekend

>>211921055
Shoulders like a snake

Mental how this is how Brits are made

>>211921406
not me, will be serfing on Sunday, not right

>>211921380
He says from his bedroom

>>211921338
any size bucket that's roughly cylindrical i.e. its walls go more or less straight down. it's rainfall per unit area.

if you had a bucket that's significantly wider at the top than at the bottom it would end up with more than three inches of water because you're funnelling in water from a wider area.

>>211921427
tragic

don't like it when people have fun

>>211920954
Knew a lass with a masters degree who got so fucking angry that she nearly started crying when she was told that chicken shouldn't be pink in the middle after you cook it, she thought it was like steak where you can have it rare.

>>211921447
You would love my job then.

>>211921381
>>211921435
thanks, now I get it (I have no clue what's happening)

>>211921455
lmao

>>211920896
what do you want in a car and how important is space?

>>211921466
the rain falls evenly init so if its a bigger bucket itll get more rain, resulting in the same water level

lovely cup of niggerbrown coffee to start the day

shopping sites are basically porn these days

>>211920896
mx5

>>211921455
how can you get that far in life without knowing that? I knew chicken shouldn't be pink when I was in primary school. Does that mean she's been eating undercooked chicken all this time?

>>211921502
not really porn is it

>>211921502
Decent body, bogged face

any /tenerife/ man in

>>211921495
sorry this is a nigger black covfefe thread

>>211921521
if i can coom to it it's porn

>>211921521
Very weak.

>>211921502
that's quite an arse

>>211921534
Whites pretending to be gangster so cringe

>>211921502
remember when the argos catalogue sometimes had models wearing see through bras? corrr

>>211921534
/elevenrife/

>>211921502
>these days
mong

Get the sexy paki gyaldem shagged

might have a second fab ice cream

>>211921556
wouldnt say that to his hooded face on the canairy islands though would you

>>211921562
i spaffed to the argos catalogue lingerie section in the bathroom more times than anyone else on the planet

>>211920827
Doing much for black lives or are you just using your printer?

>>211921583
>i spaffed to the argos catalogue lingerie section in the bathroom more times than anyone else on the planet
So why did you say "these days", mong?

>>211921455
In the EU where we have actual food safety standards we eat chicken tartare

>>211921570
genius

>>211921519
She was quite posh so I assume she had never had to cook a proper meal for herself up until that point.

It would be embarrassing if she just simply said "Oh man, what am I like? Eating raw chicken haha" and we could have laughed it off but she was LIVID and thought we were all taking the piss out of her by pretending pink chicken was bad. We searched it on google and her reaction was "Well that's fucking ridiculous, it's no different to steak"

Think she works in teaching now. Alarming.

>>211921601
done him

>>211921596
>chicken tartare
Ewww

you don't need a gail's
pop down to lidl for better pastries at a 100th of the price
12p for a massive iced bun

>>211921595
Argos catalogue didn't have lingerie lad

lidl bakery has this lad on suicide watch

>>211921595
you ever seen an argos catalogue zoomer?

>>211921660
they had kids playing with toys tho

>>211921651
pastries are shite i hate pastries

>>211921651
>12p for a massive iced bun
12p? How can a man of a generous size resist

>>211921651
why can't we have cafes like in italy where you can get a coffee and a quality pastry for 2 or 3 quid

>>211921707
you vvill pay 3.50 for a coffee and 4.50 for a small pain au chocolate

>>211921707
you'd rather have a baguette

>>211921637
Yes but still kinda racist to dislike Polish food

>>211921698
you forgot a comma there

watching mr beast

>>211921759
why dough?

ummy

>>211921757
Pat.

>>211921759
You are under the age of 18.

paid £6 for shipping on a normal sized item, they posted it on Tuesday and it won't arrive until Tuesday next week
Taking the piss aren't they, probably pocketing £5 and paying for the superslow delivery service from Evri
Starmer must step in

>>211921651
Genuinely can't believe we all got conned into thinking a hotdog bun with a bit of icing on is good

>>211921759
what about mr breast and he talks about breasts

>>211921769
>>211921780
his gf is uggo

made a good joke at toil, no one laughed

>>211921738
>>211921753
ignore the flag it's beyond my control i am in sussex

I'll ice your buns bong

>>211921754
Tell me about Finnish food

um

>>211921814
uWu

Told a girl I love, you
Not I love you
Yet she still called the cops even though I never loved her

>>211921814
I'd actually kill you

whispering sweet nothings into cabergues ear

Sex. Gay variety.

>>211921824
harlotry is the natural state of womankind

>>211921774
corr bit chilly up norf, 25 down saaf

>>211921818
Well Anthony Bourdain said he made a programme about food, so he won't visit Finland in it.

>>211921852
I like their ears quite a lot

>>211921455
And yet she's eaten pink chicken all her life and been fine, curious

that extreme peace were shit weren't it

spanking the catbergs buttocks

>>211921852
When?

>>211921840
I'll pain your chocolate too iykwim
>>211921850
Have a go then Sean. But be forewarned: i wrestle nude.

>>211921596
Odd post

>>211921900
Mentally rectally

>>211921843
Fuck off Apu

>>211921508
Not got a special engine and I'm 6'3.
>>211921486
Speed, handling and an exciting engine. Space is marginally important but the mrs will be getting an eggshit EV as a company car. as long as we can take the nice car for a long weekend space doesn't really matter

Chicken legs can be slightly pink to be fair

>>211921932
fucking hell rorke, you can't go out like that

>>211921911
Fuck up brantley you weird little cunt would fucking headbutt you to death

>>211921928
If chickens have vaginas are those pink I don't know

>an exciting engine.
What a weird way to talk about cars

Reading the beeb about the ol' assisted dying bill and it got me thinking - when criminals are executed there's always a big fuss of over it possibly going wrong and when they don't kill the bloke properly it gets reported about how poorly handled it was etc
Anyway, point 1 - can't they just execute crims with the same method, 2 - why is the possibility of things going wrong suddenly a non-factor for innocent people

Might have to sleep with headphones on because there is a cricket outside my window that won't stfu

>>211921956
saar the engine excite

>>211921948
You going to borrow your mum's step ladder for that task? I'm 190.5 cm, you mean shinbutt me you manlet

>>211921953
Yes they are never shagged one though not officially

Got tinnitus because my mom would yell all the time

>>211921957
And yes I know about the suicide pod where they choked the woman to death after it failed but that was an experimental method

>>211921957
been big breakthroughs recently they're just going to roundhouse kick their heads off which has a 100% success rate

had a little tidy up at toil

>>211921921
>and I'm 6'3
So? That's not too tall for an mx5

>>211921956
I've had a remapped golf r before that was fast but the engine itself was boring as fuck. Didn't reward chasing the rev limiter but equally didn't give you a nice slug of torque low down. Sound, response and how an engine feels are important parts of a fun car

i'm ugly but not as ugly as my uncle

>>211922003
Cope. 10.

>>211921957
Modern society is objectively evil, just look at grooming gangs, transgenderism, rampant lawlessless and corruption, euthanasia and abortion, mass immigration, no care for the elderly, it goes on and on.
Look past the veneer of shiny glass and plastic and we're no better than Bronze Age savages.

>>211921996
Proper rapid init cuzzy

>>211921994
shh let him think he's a big boy

>>211921996
Get a fucking morris minor then

I'll wrestle any pale ginger Irishman I'm not scared of his cute freckled butt oh goshhh

A puddle of poo for the ducks is that too much to ask for

i live in a city so having a nice car seems pointless. high risk of damage or some foreign cunt keying it.

>>211921996
MG ZR with a k-series

inappropriately fondling the cats nips

>>211922048
Sounds like cope honestly

>>211921958
>cricket
>in america

>>211922048
No. It's just Aryan blood, baby?

>>211921921
look at a TTRS or S. won't be the same as an M BMW (but neither is an S4 or C43) but I have one and it's nice. Look at things like M340s and M440s as well rather than the proper M3s and M4s

you might also be able to get an older cayman at that price

>>211922077
they don't like cricket. they love it

Why do dogs hump your leg but cats just don't?

>>211922090
oh no

Drive an RG10 me

You need to be playing Stellar Blade to be honest lads.

Rorke crashing out on the 10:15 31c Failsworth bus

any eternal minimum wagers in?

had a few beers last night and now I can't stop pooing. mad how beer turns to poo

>>211922091
catberg does hump me leg

>>211922111
literally howling at this awooooooo

rorke remapping is mum's nissan micra

>>211922098
Can u play it on phone

he drank until he shat

listening to cars passing to see if they have an exciting engine

>>211922029
My mum Irish Irish , I’m the whitest man in Portugal

>>211922029
Yeah alri Jeff Hardy

Listen buds, I don't flex my credentials often, but I'm letting you all know I have an MSc in Sociology and political sciences from LSE. I wrote two dissertations on why gender is a social construct. I promise you I know more than you do on this subject.

>>211922153
Alri Milky

Cat dead

Years of abuse has seen my willard transform into an unfeeling wrought iron rod

Rorke's mum's micra pulling into the church carpark as the stained glass windows rattle precariously

So this is Rorke

On repetitive task toil
Automated task toil didn't quite work out as well as planned

>>211922169
Near Eastern.

>>211922153
Hm sus. Not sure I believe you to be fair. Show me your butt in discord:3
>>211922160
Exhausted posting, I'll deny all these posts tomorrow

>>211922188
please delete, you do not have permission to post this picture of me

Cat getting hit by a car and its last thoughts being how exciting the engine noise is

School of Life, PHD in Hard Knocks

Friendly reminder

ceo of wanking my willy

The Asda woman working on the self checkouts immediately keying in the code to approve Rorke’s energy drink purchase without even checking his ID

Been to the Thchool of Hard Cockth, me

Need someone to wank off my entire body like I'm a 6 foot knob until my brain spaffs out

>>211921957
There's a list for that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_botched_executions

>>211922238
How's that work with vending machines

leftypol getting the apple slices as the snack part of his meal deal

>>211922232
ceo of crime live in ibitha

>>211922263
i like the boiled eggs myself

>>211922076
not really

>>211922253
Anne greene onamadone

Tesco toil looms

>>211922286
Ask the French army.

Mad how "judicial" hanging got invented by accident and for most of human history especially that of the English hanging has been a slow and agonising death by strangulation

>>211922261
facial recognition

>>211922253
mad how they thought the lethal injection and electric chair were somehow more humane than the guillotine

>>211922263
literally did that today

>>211922202
Not lying , I just look like a paddy

>>211922296
you want to work in lidl instead
far better job and only a third of the wage

>>211922332
yeah, what else did you get?

>>211922296
any fitties?

>>211922261
fecal recognition

little old lady got mutilated late last night

>She later claimed that in 1650 when she was a 22-year-old servant, she was seduced by Sir Thomas's grandson, Geoffrey Reade, who was 16 or 17 years old.[1][2]
Hanging's too good for her the filthy nonce

>>211922378
Corr

>>211922356
chicken and pesto sandwich
bottle of coke (which says "Chris" on the side of it)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles
THE list

when you come out your shit is gone

>>211922405
When? Is this legal? Can they get away with it? Latin America. Yeah, I know. You too.

oh my days rorke

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750408928680587.webm

>>211922346
Meant shopping toil
>>211922358
Only boomers and single mothers at this time

So, Xiaozhi would sound roughly like:
shyow-jrr (with the "rr" being short and retroflex, not like a drawn-out English 'r').

>William Duell was 17 years old when he was convicted of the rape of Sarah Griffin in Acton, London, England.[1][2] He was sentenced to death. On 24 November 1740, he was hanged in Tyburn, along with four others, but survived the hanging; his sentence was commuted to transportation to America, where he died at an advanced age following the revolution
Lucky bastard
Got to enjoy a cheeky rape and then got to become an American for the price of 20 minutes of discomfort

>>211922419
why on earth is this allowed

How do you mix with paki girls? The opticians near me is full of them since they always seem to go into optometry at uni and they are beautiful and lovely to speak to but I don’t know if they are more receptive just because I’m somewhat attractive, young and white unlike the majority of people in there

just cracked open a can of stella

>>211922469
Why is what allowed?

>>211922405
>The House of Colleoni was a Guelf-allied noble family in medieval Bergamo. The family's coat of arms was two pairs of white testicles on a red field, above one red pair on a white field.
Scrote of Arms

>>211922484
ask for a cheeky nibble on their pakora

>>211922446
pronounce it with southern us accent and you got it

God willing, hanging will return and the stadiums will be full

>>211922447
>but survived the hanging
how is this possible surely if the rope snaps or something they get to try again

>>211922484
You ain’t somewhat attractive nigga lol

>>211922447
was a lad with that name from my secondary school

>>211922504
No difference. What's it?

>>211922419
two white flamers allowed unlimited access to 14 year old black boy

>>211922419
leftypol wet dream. adopting a poor oppressed POC child with his husband that they can nonce together

>>211922527
yeah, he handsome as fuck ;)>>211922528

>>211922514
honestly looks like a parody. fat white guy trying to do the mumble rap thing.

>>211922519
Was seen as God granting them a reprieve.

this girl used to give me her leftover lunch while i kneeled by her desk and it made me feel a very certian way
i went over to her house for more leftovers and played video games on her couch and all of a sudden she started petting my head and i just fucking melted into her man it was the best fucking feeling ever like i was cumming from my brain then she told me to kiss her
another time we went to a mutual friend's house who had a really big dog and we we're in the backyard where the cage was and she bet me that i wouldn't fit in it so i went in to prove her wrong but then she took a picture and sent it to all my friends
shit fucked me up maaaan like super embarrasing but feels good for some reason

day 3 porn free. supposed to be the toughest day this one x

>>211922540
>>211922494

>>211922484
its been scientifically proven that people overestimate their attractiveness so 'somewhat attractive' means you're an uggo mate

>>211922405
>London Beer Flood: Nine people drowned by a flood of over 300,000 gallons of beer.
corrrr what a way to go. Like the lifts opening in The Shining.

>>211922336
If you're a thin twink get into bed with me

>>211922540
>white

>>211922484
Very tenderly explain to them that you will guarantee them at least one orgasm

I think I might be the whitest man in Portugal, I have ginger hair even

>>211922527
I can’t self dox but I am handsome, thought that sounded too unbelievable to say though

>>211922575
Protected by the sun?

>>211922570
The perfect death

>>211922556
on the ssris so I can't wank

Terrible

>>211922584
ginger little paki fella

>>211922511
wonder what she did

>>211922540
some people are paedos, rorke. get over it

>>211922585
Fares the shitter. Travel.

>>211922569
Yeah for normies, I’m very critical of my appearance which is why I already played it down in the post you ugly runt I’m still unable to socialise just like you

Might have a chwank

>>211922569
fuck I must be a 0/10

any 3pm wank man in?

>>211922620
nice try but we're not all hopeless ugly spackers like you mate

>>211922575
Do they even mix with whites or do they all have paki boyfriends too?

>>211922642
Aryan spirit is real. Pov. Ask the Belgian.

boring isn't it. just staying in posting on /brit/ with your life? not for me, I like it

>>211922628
don't know what that is, not asking

cannot put into words how much i adore british arses

>>211922610
I’m Hiberno-Iberian

>>211922658
Flex.

new

>>211922687

>>211922687

>>211922687