Why Belgium again? I forgot
and who wins between those two teams?

>>211920915 (OP)
Anglos didn't want us and the french to have fun killing each other

>>211920987
but why do the french and germans want to kill each other?

>>211921065
Siblings always fight

>>211921096
Sibling implies something good natured or a squabble, but why was it mostly violent and hateful?
even today, rhetoric especially toward the french is often hateful for some reason and without giving a clear argument

>>211920915 (OP)
Because some Duke of Burgundy fucked some Countess of Flanders and then they thought it would be cool to connect their two territories.

>>211921523
that's bordergore

>>211922170
Bordergore was common back then. In fact many modern maps simplify the borders of medieval states.
Here is for example a map of the County of Namur. That's pretty bordergore and even this is a bit simplified.
I suppose it's because medieval rulers didn't have a map as precise as ours in mind when thinking about their territory. It was more a king ruling over dukes ruling over counts ruling over smaller nobles who managed some peasants, and someone could without problem have a vassal whose territory wasn't contiguous to his other vassal's territory.

>>211920987
>>211921096
tsmt
a good war might revigorate us and fix europe
and this starts with the annihilation of belgium

>>211922918
So true sis

>>211922918
you should rent out a stadium or go to some random field, give some free sticks and let people get in there and fight as 1 of 2 teams
maybe some colored shirts so you can pick targets more easily

>>211922918
Chill mamadou

>>211923042
what you gonna do with it

>>211924606
Idk host a grill party or something it's summer afterall

>>211924606
turn it into a warehouse for pickled herrings

>>211925330
history tells us you gonna get spanked and next thing you know it's winter
>>211925628
eww that's dutch "food"

>>211926337
nah we eat them raw

>>211926337
>eww that's dutch "food"
it's sweedeesh but I was referencing https://youtu.be/c-WO73Dh7rY?feature=shared

I see that the atmosphere is tense, so to lighten the mood I'm gonna ask:
who's better, flemish or walloons?

>>211929026
both are hecking cute and valid

>>211929249
but I've heard people HAD to choose tho, like you can't support Manchester United and Liverpool FC at the same time
One of them has to be the bad guys right?

>>211929026
Picards

>>211931773
Picards are evil I knew it