Thread 211922687

london five guys edition

Deegs is at the cricket and, as such, will not be in attendance with us today.

2nd for poo

don't care didn't ask

Paki girls smells so good it’s unreal

>>211922701
he'll be phoneposting on /cric/

>>211922687 (OP)
Too big

those shorts doing a lot of work. once they're off it'll look like a blob of congealed rice pudding

>>211922701
Benefit. Worthy. XD?

>>211922611
"guilty of beating her husband to death with a steel hammer as he slept"

http://rawa.org/murder-w.htm
http://rawa.org/zarmeena.htm

would she wear those on a rainy day in stoke?

>>211922722
all i smell is tumeric, gram masala and cigarettes

2nd covfefe of the day sucked off

>>211922750
done him

is slovenia considered eastern europe?

iMaGinNE if IT wAs a gUy!!!!!

>>211922735
i like rice pudding to be fair

>>211922750
>as he slept
he probably woke up tbf

sucking a rice pudding

>>211922779
yeah why not

pakistan are refusing to take back a bunch of the groomers lol

>>211922781
Rebel against jt? How?

>>211922687 (OP)
>>211922687 (OP)
women will dress like this in public but apparently it's the men who are perverts for even glancing

>>211922780
the photos are very generous, she looks GRIM in photos of her coming out of court etc

>>211922812
why would any country want them, let alone millions of them, we can't expect Pakistan to do that for us

>>211922794
duno just seems like a country bordering italy might not be.
but if it is eastern europe then nice, means i've travelled, or will be travelling, to 3 eastern european countries. man of the world me

>>211922823
Not grim enough for this bullshit
>The 13-year-old, who has ADHD, said he was so traumatised by the encounter that he tried to take his own life.

>>211922832
ktim kti so m

Half of London’s council houses occupied by people born overseas

Forty-eight per cent of social housing in the capital has a foreign born head of household, costing £3.6bn a year

>>211922823
post em

>>211922822
groundbreaking observation

>>211922780
okay but actually imagine if it was a guy?

>>211922848
Done.

>>211922847
rookie numbers, need more of them house

>>211922848
>>211922843

>>211922847
really is baffling why the government allows this. why cant anyone just say no these days. nearly enough to make you question your own sanity

invented teleportation but idk if i want to give it to the public

>>211922847
this shithole is beyond a joke
the country is on its way out

>>211922847
fact check: 48 percent is actually less than half so this is a non issue

>>211922758
I smell perfumes, why don’t white girls use perfume?

>>211922843
My dad surprised me with a stripper when I was 15 and got her to give me a private lap dance and stuff, it honestly traumatised me and made me feel upset for a long time. Idk why some men think young men want to be forced into sexual scenarios, its fucking weird and pedophilic

>>211922847
now look up rates of rape and sexual assault by nationality. we're giving rapists and nonces free housing looool
rotting corpse of a nation. dead and bloated

they just censored a bird's tits on virgin island
not on is it?

Right well my dinner hasn't defrosted and there's no chance it will be ready by this evening so I am fucking apoplectic

>>211922919
Luck. My back.

>>211922936
stick it outside in the sun for a bit

>>211922936
get it under the tap or in the micro

>>211922908
bizarre homosexual behaviour. at 15 if i had a stripped i would have creamed myself in 60 seconds like a normal healthy child.

Got to somehow not fall asleep before this stupid meeting I'm chairing

>>211922903
>why don't white girls do
oh fuck off

got the day off. got a broken foot. can't do anything, can only sit on a sofa and take painkillers.

heart rate at rest sits at about 75 and goes up to 90ish when stood up and walking about. seems a bit high but idk

>>211922903
Perfume is more of a wog thing to cover up their natural stench

>>211922987
how'd you manage that

EH EH EH

>>211923006
just sit there and put them in my mouth

>>211923003
hate this animation

>>211922950
you might think that but in reality its a awful thing to happen to a young lad

rorke's crush

>>211923016
how do you do that when your foot is broken

>>211923016
let me know if you need any help with any suppositories

>>211922989
time to start running

cronem waking up...

hate women
fucking sluts

>>211923033
doubt it given that i was having sex the year after

>>211922963
Based white woman defender

>>211923054
ktim, love em

>The 13-year-old, who has ADHD, said he was so traumatised by the encounter that he tried to take his own life.
this is just classic tabloid bait. sentences are constructed for maximum outrage but are completely nonsensical.

CHICKEN LIVERED SHITS

porcelain dolls
14 onyx

>>211922687 (OP)
Fat whore

>>211923054
i love them so much it's unreal

deport all immigrant men
keep the women

>>211923088
cronem plap bucket

m3
incessant bashing

>>211923055
So was I, losing your virginity with someone a similar age who you trust is a lot different than a grown woman forcing herself on you with no warning and you barely understanding what is happening

>>211923118
Virge

>>211923088
need to see her bumhole

>>211923088
Nice padding

>>211923099
oh my days
timmy on dat pang pang time u kno

>>211923088
baton service station

>>211923118
if it had happened out of the blue in a dentist office then maybe but if you knew it was a stripper i don;t think the reaction would have been the same

really cool monke thread on the log

m3onyx

poo smells

>>211923150
maybe I wasn't a horndog at that age like other boys were, idk. But ive never enjoyed things like that. Only ever made love with women I deeply trust

crazy how much better i am than you lot

m3 snapping

the watch / listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6DknTbY0Ko

>>211923175
timmy catch feelins for pang pang

>>211923198
what's m3?

>>211923199
talentless

porcelain readjustments

loud band snapp em 3

>>211922919
>letting your kids watch BBC

May as well put a snuff film on for them, it would do less damage to their psyche

>>211923150
0.

Might do some bottoming

em free 14 onyx bulbous

what a creep

>>211923229
Good lad
Every man should try it at least once

a DJ is a glorified playlist creator
don't understand how people go crazy over this shit

>>211923183
i doibt you are cuter than me

6/2 devious drilling

thunderthighs is my favourite jf

she tekked vex batons in high school got readjusted painfully

>>211923229
me trying to tell the youth that im going for a poo, but trying to use their new fancy lingo

please watch gay porn

>>211923257
What did you expect

>>211923270
oh yeah? anything else you don't understand?

>>211923299
fluoride stare

>>211923271
only one way to find out

>>211923310
>left: gross brown girls with a complex

best timmy culd do

The 5 inch BWC

>>211923349
screaming

>>211923310
timmy enjoy di stenchy grotty curryhole x

>cronem and gay posts start at the same time
i'm noticing

brown girls remind me of ferrets
kinda ratty

m3 initiation scheduled

listening to music idk if you guys know about this

>>211923349
Fine. Kelly. Euro. Get on the ground. Back off. Boom. I don't need you.

why have so many men been completely mindbroken by willies who gives a fuck man why do you spend so much time thinking about other peoples cocks

>>211923406
Grow up

>>211923406
tell me more

>>211923406
Luckiest man alive. Grow out of it, please.

>>211923406
think youll find thats haram mate

>>211923415
Porn made us all at least slightly bent

readjustment bookings coming in at the gherkin

>>211923429
it's like tv for your ears.
Get this though. Most of the sounds are just various banging and plucking noises, but they all come together in a very beautiful way. indescribable really. Something to experience

gfberg has a dick appointment so i have the flat to myself this evening, get in

>>211923445
thats why i stopped watching it. one of the reasons anyways

i wish i knew how to quit thinking about other people's cocks

reckon if I ever got drafted into war I'd be killed on day one. Shot through the head the minute I mince onto the battlefield

Doing some less than pleasant smelling farts

>>211923539
omdz Rorke just got his head blown smoove off. whats he like?

>>211923519
brown women are a scourge on mankind

>>211923485
>it's like tv for your ears.
you got a music license mate?

>>211923538
mmhmm even back den dey know x

>>211923519
Indians love making up fictional scenarios where there chads. They're a population in the billions who never aged mentally past 14.

Literally only got 12 eggs in my kitchen to last me until Monday

>>211923538
the turks killed sheboons' babies

>>211923587
ye cause we dont have a literal self insert meme called chad

>>211923539
ktim. would be absolutely valueless on a battlefield other than to act as bait or a distraction. fish-knife dull reaction times and such a nervous person I doubt I could hold a weapon without shaking like a leaf.

>>211923563
my country's flag is in the corner of yours

chiefing clickum in david lloyd gym shower nun timmy manager cud do

black women ain't worth shit

>>211923539
at least you wouldn't have to do anything after that. just a nice long eternal sleep.

>>211923611
>we
Ok saar

reading about this nietsche fellow think he was onto something

toilberg stuck an extra 1000 quid bonus on my wages for this month, obviously anything is better than nothing but he keeps bringing it up as if he's secured me generational wealth

cannot wait for the rain tomorrow morning I swear I’m just gonna sit out in it when it comes

cronem watching the bus full of pale freshmeat arrive on the gherkin security cameras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZlNJ_0f0rU

Anyone else getting that Queensland Holiday Feeling?

>>211923631
idiot

>>211923611
one among many others

i love him <3

Farkn freezing lads

tomorrow night a dominos will be getting ordered yes baby

>>211923656
weak jaw niggas

This bellpepper-nosed Keisha is the best that Timmy could do loooool

>>211923686
what 'za you going for big man

>>211923686
why not tonight

>>211923655
love the smell of rain

>>211923622
the corner of my countries flag is your whole flag.

>>211923710
well that's me done then

>>211922687 (OP)
That celulitis makes me want to vomit. Like get an instructor and go to the gym

>>211923685
Queensland Holiday calling

>>211923699
nappy haired beast LOL

>>211923699
you'll be an incel your entire life so timmy wins lol

>>211923685
only 20 degrees over there is it

>>211923314
rattled because i spoke the truth

next time i go on the dating apps, i will go full timmy mode

neetchee is talking about this ubermensch fellow and hes basically the complete opposite of me

arsegaylian niggas be like croikey its only 32 didgeri degrees brrrrr better put on a coat

>>211923731
LOL

Getting paid monthly is such a meme when you're working a minimum wage job. Would rather have the £500 every two weeks than the £1000 drop into my account three weeks after I wanted/needed it.

>>211923699
not gonna watch it but i guarantee it's tourist shit like food and architecture

Keisha tried to enter so Uncle dragged her round the back

Feeling a little bit down at the moment lads :\

>>211923799
Do you think it's got something to do spending your time here with the most mentally ill british men alive and not in prison?

>>211923736
-6.5 in Canberra this morning.

>>211923700
Normal cheese pizza, with ham and stuffed crust and 6 chocolate dough balls
>>211923703
Mums here tonight, tomorrow she’s at her boyfriends

fresh for friday gherkin shift

The Irish on twitter

>>211923821
alright then that is very cold to be fair

>>211923406
https://youtu.be/FTpTiuFIFQU

>>211923790
zo nan kina muguwar mace he said before smacking her in the mouf

>>211923760
not a problem for me, git gud fellow slave

Opinions on Esoteric Hitlerism?

>>211923860
Margarita then

>>211923822
>tomorrow she’s at her boyfriends
Mhmm

Heat wave in the UK are worse than Australia
Cold snaps in Australia are worse than the UK

The houses in both countries aren't setup to deal with unusual conditions, even if they aren't extreme.

These monsters know they can't compete with beautiful Katy

>>211923895
yeqh, was 40 when I was in oz, would take that over 24 here

>>211923909
mmhmm built for swc

Diagnosed with macular degeneration, despite being healthy and not even 30 yet, I’m still young. It was better for me to never have sex honestly. I suppose I’ll be blind by the time I’m 60 anyway so I’ll have more motivation to kill myself sooner

>>211923860
I believe this is zoomer-tongue for ‘child
porn/pussy’

>>211923936
bottom pangpang was the village circumciser LOL

>>211923936
how is this real life lol

might use one of my syringes to draw out some of my own blood and drink it

oh hello I'm back from my SEVEN DAY BAN for "abusing the reporting system" lmao

tried vaping for the first time in about a month and i couldnt even take it in, lungs just rejected it
i am cured

>>211923936
saw someone whos nose bridge went below their eyes the other day, a very curious sight especially beacuse their face was really attractive from the front

>>211923959
oh shieeet LOL

>>211923949
shit, la
isn't there anything that can be done?

>>211923982
snitches get seven day banitches

keisha chasing rats in her flat while the cronem cuddling with katies in the gherkin

>>211924015
Little do I know. You have it?

>>211924011
you're a retard

>>211924015
mmhmm but her lardy and slow ahh cant catch up to ratatouilledem x

>>211923999
Yeah, spending more of my life with my current good eyesight reading more /brit/ threads before I’m forced to retire the gimmicks

bookies are getting skimpy with the free bets

>>211923982
what did you report

>>211923936
>when you set the Oblivion character creator slider all the way to the end

went into a k-hole the other night and contemplated the fleeting nature of life and how everyone is ultimately alone
been extra depressed ever since

>>211924062
what do you think

good morning friends

keisha hasn't showered for weeks in her rat-infested flat

>>211923949
My left eye is blurry as fuck. They did mention a cornea transplant but I worry they'll go through all that and it will make no difference anyway.

>>211924084
the bbc spam?

How many arguments has Diego lost this morning?

>>211924130
Worse.

>>211924097
morning mate, tough day ahead?

>>211923949
should've controlled your cholesterol or not smoked or been born with better genes then shouldn't you

katy waxing pumpumdem
timmy get di vinegary moldy hairy pangpang grottydem x

tried wanking for the first time in a month and my knob reared up and slapped my hand away

>>211923336
>>211923376
Lol you are a subhuman kys shitskin

hate working with indians, they're so fucking incompetent it's unreal, and they're rude as well

>>211923519
Lol both have onlyfans and get fucked by bwc no joke

>>211924181
sounds naaaasty

mmhmm lil jeet feel offended
nun he cud do x

>>211924173
Born with bad genes was the problem, hence why I am an incel, you see. I am extremely healthy and it just goes to show you can’t beat genetics

cumin smells like BO

just another day of one hour of cuck spamming and erotic roleplay with your boyfriend is it, heatherpedo?
didn't get enough with your 16h nonstop meltdown yesterday?

>>211924238
Bible. End.

Just realised I'm ugly

>>211924141
Nah it's relaxing today in the very warm weather hehe, how about you?

mental that you can smoke fags your entire life as long as you stop by 30 there’s a 99% chance you avoid all long term health risks and this is the science saying this not me

>>211923699
>>211923731
Cute nerdy black girl happy with a family and normal life while you’re brown with a small dick larping about black men who are also small and weak lol

>>211924272
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>211924268
would you want to stop at 30 though. I'd like to keep going

uh oh stinky

>>211924272
the cronem on the right is just securing dat uk passport, respect the game

>>211924276
trains weren't enough?

>>211924238
Larping as a Jamaican while Jamaican woman love bwc

>>211924301
yes. why?

>>211924311
o he peekin x

ooh

Rorke's worst nightmare!

mhmm heatherhomo getting a rise out of ziedbelg sho nuff

>>211924332
securing Your small brown pecker cope

>>211924356
we really are living in the future

>>211924332
he'll be on the 3pm katies next week x

>>211924380
more black than brown this lad

>>211924356
When they said damaged I thought they meant they smashed them up not fucking spray painted them

watch me get rangebanned again in two seconds after posting two niggas kissing then heatherpedo can meltdown all day by himself uninterrupted why does this image bother janny so much

>>211924386
spending her inheritance on designer and clickums mmhmm praise jah x

>>211924346
You're Irish diaspora
Get your iron levels checked, iron brain

>>211924386
Do you just sit here all day out of character waiting for zeidbelg to get on?

ultraboosts finally on sale but they only have footlet sizes

>>211924356
hope they get years in prison

>>211924398
Nah they genuinely did damage them. They went into detail on their website
>They used repurposed fire extinguishers to spray red paint into the turbine engines of two Airbus Voyagers and caused further damage using crowbars

hate fish but still want to try sushi even though i know i'd probably immediately spit it out

>>211924356
If some little Palestine mongs can break into a raf base on pedal bikes undetected I don’t want to imagine how many times foreign spies have been able to do it

I was walking through town carrying a back of ice cubes and a man in one of those fruit market stalls said to me "are you chilling are you mate?"

>>211924357
i know he's an annoying freak but why are you trying to pwn him by doing the exact same thing he does?

>>211924398
Looks like they sprayed paint into an engine, so that's a fair bit of damage.

>>211924417
>>211924405
Get your brain checked subhuman brownoid

>>211924405
>>211924417
having fun timmy?

>>211924398
Spray painting into the turbine is definitely going to damage it

>>211924434
they do chicken sushi

it's comin up
it's comin up
it's dare
>>211924354

>>211924405
he spend it on ice and clickem

>>211924356
How do you manage to ride a bike into an RAF base

>>211924463
Fucking shit planes then aren’t they if a bit of paint is going to disable it

>>211924438
making a point aren't i

>>211924465
aye but that's not the real deal

3 hours until the katy skirts and tanned katy legs are released

>>211924471
choon

>Both activists managed to evade security and arrest
Even if Barnaby Huxley-Woofter does get caught he'll get no punishment

Blud made 250k betting on nothing ever happens

>>211924488
Yeah you may as well keep doubling down on how big a mong you are

>>211924488
Spraying paint directly into an engine?

>>211924493
sushi means rice actually doesn't have to have fish on it

>>211924535
They cost 100 mill to make and yet they get disabled by fucking paint stop coping our military is a joke

>>211924554
yeah but you think of sushi and you expect raw fish

might pie and slime myself to cool down

>>211924558
>our military
MONG MONG MONG

2007 was the last good year

>>211924558
Nah he's right you are actually a mong. Lick my windows clean mong.

Neavis rizzing up Katy in Clapham

:)

Paint being sprayed into a plane's engine is a common occurrence, why didn't they account for this?

>>211924516
you can do that?

poo, or poo not, there is no try

i wonder if lidl sell planes in their middle aisle

>>211924619
freaks
humiliation ritual for the cat

ADULT ONLY

>>211924676
we are so going to crash soon

I reckon paint wouldn't actually damage it but they won't take the 0.1% chance it has because it's not worth losing a plane and crew for it

off out to the jobcentre, hope I get put on a cross and crucified and also get my balls tied up

>>211924648
Yeah polymarket

>>211924676
and leftypol insists on calling them a 'minority'

multiculturalism was the biggest mistake ever made by western civilisation

my great grandad got captured by turks at gallipoli and he kept telling them spraying paint into a jet engine wouldn't damage it then he walked away

>>211924703
Dried paint in an engine would clog it up for sure

>>211924619
why did no one make a platform for the cat's right foot?

rorke stuns in new image

>>211924676
praise jah

>>211924731
you're acting like we had a choice

>>211924704
Contact.

Mongboy acting like spray paint is like spraying some Lynx Africa in there. Wish he'd spray some on himself the smelly wanker.

rorke glancing nervously at the post count (i'm rorke)

>>211924752
praise mohammed
the cronem are muslim now

bunch of jet engine experts

>>211922687 (OP)
That woman is just fucking fat

beans on toast, coast to coast

praise jah for the demographic shift

>>211924803
can I have her?

I hope that they aren't treating toby too badly in prison

>>211924731
This. Going to take 50-100 years to fix if it doesn't finish us.

>>211924779
me when can(cer)lad is on making his attention seeking news all the day

>>211924851
White men aren't trying to fix it, in fact a lot of them are contributing to it by having brown and yellow rootless mutt children

>>211922687 (OP)
Five Guy is such a con I can't believe how popular it is, you're paying restaurant prices for fast food. A fucking burger there is £9.35

>>211924881
>>211924881
>>211924881