>>211923691 (OP)
There's a reason Walmart is the number one tourist destination for europeans when they visit America. I'll surely make the pilgrimage myself sometime during my life here on earth. If you don't get to see an amerblob shit itself in a Walmart, can you say you've really lived?
>>211923761
Eurofat is the normal thing where you can just slim down and look like an adonis. Amerifat is the one you've seen pictures of where they have loads of nasty loose saggy skin looking like a prop in a horror movie.